pc sept 22 [BUZZER SOUNDS] LEE: HO-HO! SERENA: ALL RIGHT! NEIL: YAY! GAIL: NICE SHOT, SWEETHEART. LEE: THAT'S QUITE AN ARM YOU GOT THERE, HONEY. YOU READY, NEIL? NEIL: PREPARE TO BE LEFT IN THE DUST. SERENA: GO FOR IT. [BUZZER SOUNDS] GAIL: OH, MY -- NEIL: YES! AND THE CROWD GOES CRAZY. LEE: YEAH. AND IT'S OFFICIAL NOW. THE SCORE STANDS ONE GAME APIECE. SERENA: HEY, GRANDPA, WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY? LEE: OH -- SERENA: IT'S REALLY FUN. LEE: NO, THANK YOU, HONEY. THE COMPETITION'S MUCH TOO GREAT. NEIL: WE'VE HAD A LOT OF PRACTICE. LEE: YEAH. [BUZZER SOUNDS] SERENA: HEY, NEIL, WANT TO TRY A TIEBREAKER? NEIL: YOU'RE ON. SERENA: OK. I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE A SLEEPOVER EVERY NIGHT. GAIL: OH, SERENA. GAIL: WELL, YOU KNOW, IT'S GETTING LATE, AND WE JUST HAVEN'T HEARD FROM SCOTT YET. LEE: I KNOW. AND THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN BOCA RATON HOURS AGO. GAIL: I KNOW. I'M GETTING A LITTLE WORRIED. LEE: WELL, YOU KNOW, SCOTT HAS HIS OWN SENSE OF TIME. GAIL: I WOULDN'T BE CONCERNED, BUT -- EXCEPT, YOU KNOW, SCOTT NEVER GOES THIS LONG WITHOUT CHECKING IN ON SERENA. LEE: WELL, IT'S UNUSUAL. BUT YOU KNOW SCOTT. PROBABLY JUST GOT TIED UP. LUCY: OH, PAL, I DON'T LIKE THIS. I DON'T LIKE THIS, NOT ONE LITTLE BIT. SCOTT: WELL, AT LEAST WE FINALLY AGREE ON SOMETHING. LUCY: LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. I WANT TO GET OUT. HOW DO WE DO IT? SCOTT: THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO DO. IF I COULD JUST TRY AND BEND THIS LINK. LUCY: OH, MY GOD! SCOTT: OW. LUCY. WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU? LUCY: I AM TRYING TO KEEP US ALIVE JUST A LITTLE BIT LONGER. SCOTT: I'M TRYING TO GET US OUT OF THESE HANDCUFFS. LUCY: I'M NEVER GOING TO SEE KEVIN AGAIN, AM I? SCOTT: NO, WE ARE NOT DYING HERE TODAY. WE ARE GOING TO SEE SERENA GROW UP, OK? LUCY: OH, MY GOD. HURRY. [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION] CHRIS: NOTHING LIKE A COLD, FROSTY ONE, HUH? EXCUSE ME, DARLING. CAN YOU GIVE ANOTHER ROUND FOR THIS GENTLEMAN, AND I'LL HAVE THE SAME. OF COURSE, I WON'T BE HAVING THE DL-56 CHASER. FRANK: VERY FUNNY. CHRIS: HOW'D YOU FIND THIS DUMP? FRANK: I CAME HERE ON A CALL ONCE. SAVED A GUY FROM CHOKING. CHRIS: YUMMY. REMIND ME NOT TO EAT HERE. FRANK: YOU BROUGHT THE -- CHRIS: RELAX. JUST GOT HERE. WHY DON'T WE KICK BACK -- THANK YOU -- ENJOY THE SCENERY, SHOOT THE BREEZE A LITTLE. OK? FRANK: YOU'RE LATE. CHRIS: RELAX, FRANK. WOULDN'T WANT US RUNNING OFF TO THE BATHROOM RIGHT AWAY, WOULD YOU? WHAT WOULD PEOPLE THINK? FRANK: FINE, LET'S SHOOT THE BREEZE. I HEARD THE COPS FOUND A SHRINE TO THE MURDER VICTIMS AT YOUR PLACE. WHAT'S UP WITH THAT? CHRIS: JUST GOSSIP. FRANK: YOU WERE ARRESTED. CHRIS: YEAH. THANKS TO HARMON. OF COURSE, HE ALSO GOT HIS GIRLFRIEND TO GO SQUAWK TO MONICA QUARTERMAINE, FORCING ME TO TAKE A VACATION. FRANK: SO WHOSE STUFF WAS IT, YOURS OR EVE'S? CHRIS: DEPENDS ON WHO YOU ASK. MATT ALREADY THINKS I'M THE DEVIL, SO THAT I SHOULD BE A PSYCHO KILLER ISN'T MUCH OF A LEAP FOR HIM. AND THEN, ON THE OTHER HAND, YOU'RE THE ONE LEADING THE PACK THINKING THAT THE SHRINE NAILS EVE. FRANK: YOU'RE LUCKY SHE BAILED. SHE MIGHT HAVE CUT YOUR LEGS OFF AND ADDED YOUR DESIGNER SOCKS TO HER COLLECTION. UNLESS -- UNLESS YOU TWO ARE -- CHRIS: IN THIS TOGETHER? FRANK: THAT'S NOT WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY. CHRIS: NO, OF COURSE NOT. YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO GO ACCUSE THE MAN WHO'S ABOUT TO ADMINISTER YOUR SHOT OF POWER JUICE. SO YOU'RE GOING TO PLAY NICE, RIGHT? FRANK: THERE'S NOT MUCH NICE LEFT IN ME, RAMSEY. CHRIS: GET A GRIP, FRANKENSTEIN. YOU KNOW, YOU ACT LIKE THIS EVERY TIME YOU NEED A SHOT, SOMEBODY'S GOING TO GET HIP TO THE FACT THAT YOU'RE STILL USING. AND YOU ARE NOT GOING TO TAKE ME DOWN WITH YOU. FRANK: LOOK, I DON'T LIKE DEALING WITH YOU ANY MORE THAN YOU LIKE DEALING WITH ME, SO LET'S JUST GET THIS OVER WITH. CHRIS: I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU. SERENA: PLEASE, GRANDMA, CAN WE STAY UP JUST A TEENSY, TINY BIT LONGER? PLEASE? NEIL: WE HAVEN'T EVEN PLAYED SIMON YET. SERENA: BESIDES, DADDY PROMISED TO CALL. I HAVE TO BE AWAKE WHEN HE CALLS. PLEASE? GAIL: WELL, HONEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? AS SOON AS DADDY PHONES, I WILL WAKE YOU UP, OK? BUT IT'S VERY IMPORTANT YOU RUN UPSTAIRS AND PUT ON YOUR JAMMIES RIGHT NOW, OK? LEE: HEY, WHY ALL THE LONG FACES? YOU'VE FORGOTTEN THE BEST PART OF GOING TO BED? NEIL: THERE'S A BEST PART? LEE: WELL, SURE -- THE SCARY BEDTIME STORIES. SERENA: GRANDPA TELLS SOME DOOZIES. GAIL: OH, YEAH, HE DOES. NEIL: THIS SOUNDS KIND OF COOL. GAIL: YEAH. AND THE SOONER YOU CHANGE, THE FASTER GRANDPA WILL SCARE YOUR SOCKS OFF. NOW, HERE'S YOUR CANE. OK? COME ON. LET'S GO. LET'S GO UP. THAT'S IT. GO ON, NEIL, YOU RUN AHEAD, OK? YOU'RE DOING GREAT. YOU'RE DOING GREAT. THAT'S IT. FIRST STEP. COUNT THEM. LEE: YEAH, COULD I HAVE THE NUMBER OF BOCA RATON REGIONAL AIRPORT, PLEASE. [LUCY COUGHS] LUCY: THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING TO ME. I DON'T WANT TO GO THIS WAY. I'VE GOT TOO MUCH LEFT TO DO. I GOT TO LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER WITH KEVIN. OH, AND I GOT TO TAKE CARE OF MY COMPANY. ALL THOSE PEOPLE NEED ME. OH, MY GOSH. I NEVER HAD A CHANCE TO HAVE THAT TATTOO REMOVED. SCOTT: TATTOO? I DON'T REMEMBER ANY TATTOO. WHERE IS IT? LUCY: NEVER MIND. SCOTT: WHAT IS IT, LIKE A LITTLE BUTTERFLY? A LITTLE ROSE? A LITTLE FISH? LUCY: NO. ACTUALLY, IT SAYS "MAC." SCOTT: "MAC"? DOES FELICIA KNOW? LUCY: WELL, YES. SHE WAS THERE. SEE, WE HAD SORT OF A MINI BACHELORETTE PARTY, AND I HAD WAY TOO MANY TEQUILAS. THE NEXT THING I KNOW, I'VE GOT "MAC" ON MY TUSH. SCOTT: WELL, THAT'S ABOUT ALL THAT'LL FIT ON YOUR TUSH. LUCY: WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. SEE? THIS IS GOOD. THIS IS GOOD. WE'RE GOING TO BE TURNED INTO TOAST AT ANY MINUTE AND WE'RE LAUGHING TOGETHER. SCOTT: WHAT'D YOU BRING UP TOAST FOR? LUCY: OH. I DIDN'T MEAN TOAST. I MEANT "ROAST," LIKE AS IN A WEENIE ROAST OR MARSHMALLOW ROAST. HMM? SOUNDS GOOD. YUMMY. WE COULD JUST DO IT OVER THE FLAMES, YOU KNOW. SCOTT: WHAT'D YOU BRING UP FOOD FOR? LUCY: SCOTT, COME ON, THIS IS NOTHING, RIGHT? I MEAN, WE'VE BEEN IN A LOT HAIRIER PREDICAMENTS THAN THIS. SCOTT: WHAT ARE YOU BRINGING THAT UP FOR? AND LIKE WHEN? LUCY: OK. HMM. CUSTOMS. REMEMBER WHEN WE HAD TO GO THROUGH CUSTOMS THAT TIME AND WE DRESSED UP AS THOSE WACKY OLD PEOPLE? SCOTT: OH, RIGHT. [GERMAN ACCENT] WE WERE THE GERMANS. LUCY: NO, WE WERE RUSSIAN. DON'T YOU REMEMBER? RUSSIAN. WE WERE VERY OLD RUSSIANS. I HATED IT. IT'S SCARY TO ME TO BE THAT OLD. SCOTT: [NORMAL VOICE] WELL, YOU SEEM TO HAVE GOT OVER IT, LUCY. LUCY: YEAH. WELL, NOW I WANT TO GET OLD. I'D LIKE TO BE ALL DROOPY AND SAGGY AND WRINKLED AND HAVE THE TIME TO ENJOY IT. SCOTT: WELL, YOU KNOW, I'D LIKE TO CONTINUE TO STROLL DOWN MEMORY LANE HERE, BUT WE GOT TO FIGURE A WAY -- LUCY: YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT. SCOTT: TO GET OUT OF HERE SO THAT WE CAN SAVE OURSELVES HERE. LUCY: LET'S FOCUS. OK, THINK. THINK. SCOTT: WAIT A MINUTE. LOOK AT THIS BONY LITTLE WRISTS OF YOURS. WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO PUSH THAT HANDCUFF RIGHT THROUGH THAT WRIST. LUCY: OW. DON'T YOU THINK I'VE BEEN TRYING? LET GO! OOH! SCOTT: WHAT? LUCY: WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT ARE THESE? WHAT ARE THESE? SCOTT: THESE ARE MY SUNGLASSES. LUCY: GIVE ME THOSE. SCOTT: NO, WAIT A -- LUCY: GIVE ME THOSE. SCOTT: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT -- WHAT ARE YOU DOING? LUCY: WE'RE GOING TO USE THE END, AND WE'RE GOING TO TAKE IT AND STAB IT IN THE HANDCUFFS AND GET THEM OFF. USE IT. COME ON. HURRY UP. TRY IT. SCOTT: WHAT, DO YOU THINK I'M JAMES BOND? LUCY: YEAH, WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE AS MUCH HAIR. KEEP GOING. HURRY. CAN YOU DO IT? SCOTT: THIS IS LIKE BEING IN HELL. YOU KNOW THAT? LUCY: WOULD YOU STOP BEING MEAN? I JUST SAVED OUR LIVES. HURRY. SCOTT: OW. LUCY: OK. SCOTT: DAMN IT. WHERE ARE THEY? OW. [LUCY SCREAMS] LUCY: OH, MY GOD! I'M STARVING. HELP ME. I HAVEN'T EATEN IN 11 MINUTES. HUNGRY ENOUGH FOR THIS ? COOL. STOUFFER'S HEARTY PORTIONS. WHEN YOU'RE REALLY, TRULY HUNGRY... WHAT'S THE ACTIVE INGREDIENT IN SALON SELECTIVES ? YOU ! ü WHO'S THAT LADY ü [ Together ] ü WHO'S THAT LADY ü ü LOVELY LADY ü ü WHO'S THAT LADY ü ü REAL FINE LADY ü ü WHO'S THAT LADY ü ONLY SALON SELECTIVES LETS YOU MIX, YOU MATCH, YOU PICK THE COMBINATION... FOR FABULOUS HAIR THAT LEAVES YOU FEELING BEAUTIFUL. ü WHO'S THAT LADY ü ü WHO'S THAT LADY üü SALON SELECTIVES. NOW YOU'RE FEELING BEAUTIFUL. u GOT A BUSY BATHROOM ? DON'T FORGET TO REPLACE YOUR GLADE SPIN-FRESH REFILL... EVERY 30 DAYS FOR MAXIMUM GLADE FRESHNESS. DON'T FORGET ? DON'T WORRY. REFILL FRESHNESS FROM GLADE. (street sounds) CAN'T GET ENOUGH PEANUTS? GET A PAYDAY. (elephant trumpets) SWEET CARAMEL AND TONS OF SALTY PEANUTS. THESE DAYS, EVERYTHING'S FASTER. SO HOW COME PAIN RELIEF ISN'T FASTER ? INTRODUCING ADVIL LIQUI-GELS-- ON TOUGH PAIN, THEY'RE STRONGER AND FASTER... THAN EXTRA STRENGTH TYLENOL. NEW ADVIL LIQUI-GELS. PAIN RELIEF JUST GOT FASTER. COURTNEY: HI. BARTENDER: HI. CHRIS: COURTNEY, RIGHT? COURTNEY: OH. HI. CHRIS: HI. COURTNEY: YEAH, COURTNEY KANELOS. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE A RIB MAN, DR. RAMSEY. CHRIS: OH, YEAH, YEAH, AMONG OTHER THINGS. AND CALL ME CHRIS, PLEASE. COURTNEY: OK. CHRIS: SO, HOW'S YOUR SON -- NEIL, RIGHT? YEAH, I HEARD HE WAS IN REMISSION. HOW'S EVERYTHING GOING? COURTNEY: WELL, HE'S GOT MORE ENERGY THAN THE SUN, AND I COULDN'T BE HAPPIER. CHRIS: YEAH. HAPPINESS BECOMES YOU. COURTNEY: THANK YOU. CHRIS: SO, WHAT BRINGS YOU TO A PLACE LIKE THIS? COURTNEY: OH. NEIL'S SLEEPING OVER AT A FRIEND'S. I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE COOKING, SO I JUST DECIDED TO GET SOME TAKEOUT. CHRIS: TAKEOUT? OH, TAKEOUT'S SO -- SO DULL. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT -- I HAVE A BETTER IDEA. COURTNEY: OK. I'M OPEN TO SUGGESTIONS. CHRIS: OK. A WHILE BACK, YOU PROMISED ME THAT YOU WOULD GO OUT FOR A CUP OF COFFEE SOMETIME. WHAT DO YOU SAY WE MAKE IT RIBS INSTEAD? COURTNEY: WELL, I'D SAY THAT'S THE BEST OFFER I'VE HAD ALL DAY. I ACCEPT. CHRIS: WELL, GREAT. I HAVE A TABLE RIGHT HERE. SHALL WE? CHRIS: HAVE A SEAT. COURTNEY: THANK YOU. CHRIS: YOU BET. FRANK: HOLA, AMIGOS. QUE PASA? COURTNEY: WELL, I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT NIGHT FOR NEANDERTHALS. FRANK: OH, AS WITTY AS SHE IS PRETTY. WHAT A CATCH. COURTNEY: I'M NOT BREAKING UP A BOYS' NIGHT OUT, AM I? CHRIS: NO, NO, NOT AT ALL. FRANK WAS JUST ON HIS WAY OUT. COURTNEY: HMM. CHRIS: WEREN'T YOU, FRANK? FRANK: OH, ON THE CONTRARY. I SUDDENLY HAD A MONSTER CRAVING. WHAT SAY WE ORDER A BUNCH OF RIBS AND CHOW DOWN? GAIL: YOU KNOW, SO MUCH FOR YOUR SCARY BEDTIME STORIES. THE KIDS JUST PASSED OUT WHEN THEIR HEADS HIT THE PILLOW. LEE: THEY MUST HAVE BEEN VERY SLEEPY, THEN. GAIL: DID YOU REACH ANYONE AT THE AIRPORT? LEE: YEAH. IT SEEMS SCOTT'S PLANE NEVER REACHED ITS DESTINATION. GAIL: WELL, DO THEY KNOW WHERE HE IS? LEE: NO. WELL, NOT YET, ANYWAY. GAIL: WELL, ISN'T THERE SOMEBODY WE CAN CALL? LEE: WELL, I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH NICK. YOU KNOW, THAT'S THE MECHANIC THAT TAKES CARE OF SCOTT'S PLANE. GAIL: YES, I KNOW. NICK WOULD NEVER LET SCOTTY GO UP IN THAT PLANE IF IT WASN'T IN PERFECT CONDITION. LEE: I KNOW. THAT'S WHAT HE SAID, HON. HE -- HE DID MENTION SOMETHING THAT SURPRISED ME, THOUGH. GAIL: WHAT? LEE: WELL, SCOTT WASN'T ALONE WHEN HE LEFT. LUCY WAS WITH HIM. GAIL: LUCY? LEE: YEAH. GAILILILILILILILILILILILILILILILILILILILILILILILILILILILILILILILILILILILILILILILILILILILILILILILILILILILILILILILILILILILILILILILILILILILILILILILILILILILILILIL: TO EVE'S CAR. LEE: YEAH, WELL, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. GAIL: WELL, WHY WOULD HE BE WITH HER? LEE: I HAVE NO IDEA, HONEY. AND THAT'S ALL THE INFORMATION THAT NICK HAD. GAIL: LEE, I DON'T -- I DON'T LIKE THE SOUND OF ANY OF THIS. I MEAN -- WHERE COULD THEY BE? [SCOTT and LUCY COUGH] SCOTT: LUCY, I WANT TO GET SOMETHING STRAIGHT WITH YOU BECAUSE WE'RE ABOUT TO FRY LIKE A PIECE OF CALAMARI. I HAVEN'T FORGOT WHAT YOU DID TO SERENA. LUCY: OH, SCOTT. LOOK, I -- SCOTT: SO LISTEN. SO, SINCE WE'RE ABOUT TO MELT HERE, IF I SAY ANYTHING NICE, I DON'T REALLY MEAN IT. LUCY: OH. THAT'S A WAY TO DIE, A GREAT WAY TO DIE. CARRY A GRUDGE TO YOUR GRAVE? SCOTT: WELL, AT LEAST I'LL WALK THROUGH THE PEARLY GATES AS AN HONEST MAN. LUCY: WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY HERE? YOU WANT ME TO CONGRATULATE YOU ON BEING SO HONEST? SCOTT: BUT I -- I HAVE ANOTHER HONEST NEWS FLASH FOR YOU, LUCY. LUCY: I CAN'T WAIT. GO AHEAD. SCOTT: ALL RIGHT. YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE A LOT OF ANNOYING QUALITIES -- A LOT. A REAL LOT. BUT WHEN IT COMES TO FRIENDSHIP, YOU'RE TOP OF MY LIST. LUCY: THANK U. SCOTT: NOW, DON'T LET IT GO TO YOUR HEAD. LUCY: YOW! SCOTT: WHAT'S THE MATTER? YOU ALL RIGHT? LUCY: WHOA. OH, THAT'S HOT. OH, IT'S HOT. OH. SCOTT, THE POST! IT MOVED! SCOTT: WAIT. LUCY: IT MOVED. SCOTT: WAIT. LET ME GET MY SHIRT OFF. LUCY: OH! OW! OW! SCOTT: WAIT, WAIT. WAIT. LET ME -- LUCY: OH! OH! OH! OH! I DID IT! I DID IT! I DID IT! I DID IT! OH! SCOTT: WE'RE OUT! WE'RE OUT! WE'RE OUT. LUCY: WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WE DID IT! LET'S GO! SCOTT: LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. LUCY: WAIT, WAIT! MY SHOE. SCOTT: ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? LUCY: KEVIN LOVES THESE SHOES. [BEAM CREAKS] SCOTT: LUCY, LOOK OUT! [LUCY SCREAMS] - IT WAS ONE OF THOSE, LIKE, OUT-OF-BODY EXPERIENCES. - TINA, OFF THE PHONE. TACOS. I WAS GOING OUT WITH JOEL. I KNOW. TACO BELL. AND I-- SERIOUSLY, I WAS SO EMBARRACD FOR HER. SHE WAS SAYING THINGS LIKE, "WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO ?" IT'S ONE OF THOSE THINGS. THAT IRRESISTIBLE TACO BELL TASTE YOU CRAVE. STUFF EVERYWHERE. YOU CAN MAKE IT RIGHT AT HOME WITH TACO BELL HOME ORIGINALS. THE REALLY, REALLY BAD PERM. I KNOW. UGH ! HELLO ? HELLO ? THE CRUNCH YOU CRAVE. TRY SOME NEW MINUTE MAID ORANGE TANGERINE. - IT'S GOT CALCIUM. - THEN I'M NOT DRINKING IT. OH, NO, IT'S SWEET. YOU'LL LIKE IT. - I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. - WELL, THEN, WHO WOULD YOU BELIEVE ? I DON'T KNOW. ROBERT LGIA - WHOA, ROBERT LOGGIA ! - BILLY, YOUR MOTHER'S RIGHT. NEW MINUTE MAID ORANGE TANGERINE TASTES GREAT. AND IT'S GOT AS MUCH CALCIUM AS MILK. - IF YOU SAY SO, MR. LOGGIA. - YEAH. THIS IS GREAT ! ENJOY YOUR BREAKFAST. NEW MINUTE MAID ORANGE TANGERINE WITH CALCIUM. YEAH. IF YOU HAVE ARTHRITIS PAIN... THAT LASTS ALL DAY, PRESENTING TYLENOL ARTHRITIS EXTENDED RELIEF. IT'S THE ONLY PAIN RELIEVER... THAT LASTS UP TO EIGHT HOURS, WITH THE MEDICINE ARTHRITIS EXPERTS RECOMMEND FIRST. O.K., CHARLIE, TIME FOR BED. I'M NOT KIDDING, MISTER. CHARLES, I'M REALLY NOT KIDDING. WITH DOUBLE THE CREME... I AM COUNTING TO 10. IT'S DOUBLE THE LICKS. 1--2... ONLY FROM OREO. Women: THE AUSSIE PHILOSOPHY. Woman 1: I BELIEVE MY HAIR SHOULD BE IN A CLEAN AND NATURAL STATE. Woman 2: LIKE AUSTRALIA. AUSTRALIA'S NOT A STATE. DUH! BUT THAT'S WHERE AUSSIE GETS NATURAL STUFF FOR YOUR HAIR. LIKE MANGO. MMM! AND KANGAROO PAW. OUCH! AND I BELIEVE AUSSIE'S WHY MY HAIR IS SO FULL OF LIFE AND SHINE. AND AUSSIE DOESN'T TEST ITS PRODUCTS ON ANIMALS. Women: UH-UH. THAT'S MY PHILOSOPHY. Women: AUSSIE! THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN HAIR. BUT IT'S A GOOD PLACE TO START. CHRIS: OK. YOU GOT TO TRY ONE OF THESE WITH THE EXTRA SPICY SAUCE. COURTNEY: OK. CHRIS: YOU LOOK LIKE YOU CAN HANDLE IT. COURTNEY: THANKS. CHRIS: ALL RIGHT. COURTNEY: MMM. MMM. I HAVE IT ALL OVER MY FACE, DON'T I? CHRIS: YEAH, BUT I LIKE AN ENTHUSIASTIC EATER. COURTNEY: IS THAT BETTER? CHRIS: ACTUALLY, YOU MISSED A SPOT. COME HERE. FRANK: AW. ISN'T THAT SWEET. YOU GOING TO BURP HER NEXT? COURTNEY: DON'T MIND FRANK. HE'S JUST A LITTLE TENSE BECAUSE HIS GIRLFRIEND'S IN JAIL. CHRIS: UH-HUH. COURTNEY: LIFE MUST BE PRETTY LONELY THESE DAYS, HUH, FRANK? FRANK: YOU HAVE A HUGE PIECE OF MEAT STUCK BETWEEN YOUR TEETH. IT'S KIND OF GROSS. CHRIS: YOU KNOW, I'VE -- I'VE HAD A REALLY GREAT TIME WITH YOU. FRANK: AW, SHUCKS, ME, TOO, CHRISSY. LET'S DO IT AGAIN REAL SOON. CHRIS: HMM. GUESS IT'S TRUE WHAT THEY SAY -- THAT THREE'S A CROWD. COURTNEY: YES, IT IS. FRANK: NO, YOU'RE WRONG. THREE'S A PARTY. LET'S ORDER ANOTHER ROUND. CHRIS: COURTNEY, WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE DINNER WITH ME AGAIN SOME OTHER TIME? YOU KNOW, JUST THE TWO OF US? COURTNEY: I'D LOVE TO. GAIL: OK. HERE WE GO. OH, SHOOT. OH, THIS WAITING IS MAKING ME A NERVOUS WRECK. WHY DOESN'T SOMEBODY CALL US? LEE: HONEY, THE AIRPORT AUTHORITY SAID THEY WOULD CALL AS SOON AS THEY GOT ANY MORE INFORMATION. GAIL: WELL, HOW HARD IS IT TO LOCATE AN AIRPLANE? I MEAN, WHY -- WHAT IS TAKING THEM SO LONG? LEE: HONEY, SCOTT AND LUCY MIGHT HAVE HAD TO MAKE A FORCED LANDING AT SOME OTHER AIRPORT. IT TAKES TIME TO TRACK THEM DOWN. GAIL: WELL, I JUST HOPE THAT THEY TELL US WHERE THEY ARE SOON. YOU KNOW, I MEAN, WHAT IF SERENA WAKES UP AND ASKS ME WHY HER DADDY HASN'T CALLED? WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL HER? [TELEPHONE RINGS] LEE: HELLO. YES, THIS IS LEE BALDWIN. YES. YEAH, I UNDERSTAND. YOU HEAR MORE? THANK YOU. GAIL: WHAT'D THEY SAY? LEE: WELL, THE CONTROL TOWER AT OCALA AIRPORT GOT A DISTRESS CALL FROM SCOTT EARLIER. GAIL: YOU MEAN THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE PLANE? LEE: WELL, HE REPORTED HE HAD ENGINE TROUBLE, AND SO THEY HAD TO MAKE A FORCED LANDING. GAIL: AT WHICH AIRPORT? LEE: WELL, THEY DIDN'T MAKE IT TO AN AIRPORT, HONEY. GAIL: WELL -- LEE, DO THEY KNOW WHERE THEY ARE? LEE: THE AUTHORITIES ARE SEARCHING THE AREA NOW WHERE HE SHOULD HAVE COME DOWN, BUT THEY HAVEN'T FOUND ANYTHING AS YET. [SCOTT COUGHS] SCOTT: LUCY? LUCY, COME HERE. LIFT YOUR HEAD UP. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? ARE YOU OK? LUCY: OH. WHAT HAPPENED? OH. SCOTT: OK. THIS BEAM FELL ON YOU, OK? LUCY: OW. SCOTT: CAN YOU MOVE YOUR LEG? LUCY: OW! OW! OH, NOTHING DOING. I CAN'T. SCOTT: NO, NO, COME ON. LET ME SEE. COME ON. GIVE ME A HAND HERE, ALL RIGHT? LET'S SEE IF WE CAN DO IT, ALL RIGHT? LUCY: OK. SCOTT: ALL RIGHT, COME ON. HERE WE GO. ONE -- ALL RIGHT? CAN WE GET IT? LUCY: NO, I -- I CAN'T. SCOTT: NO -- YES. LUCY: IT'S NO USE. SCOTT: NO, COME ON. NOW, WE'RE NOT GOING TO DIE HERE OVER A SHOE, ALL RIGHT? BECAUSE I'LL BUY YOU A BUNCH OF SHOES WHEN WE GET HOME. NOW, LET'S GO. READY TO GO. LET'S PUSH THIS THING OF OFF YOU. ONE, TWO, THREE. [LUCY MOANS] [SCOTT GROANS] SCOTT: COME ON. OW. OW. OW. LUCY: OW! SCOTT: OH, OK. LUCY: OH, OH. SCOTT: ALL RIGHT. LUCY: OWIE. OK. SCOTT: OK, GOOD. LUCY: LET'S GO. SCOTT: GOOD. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. LUCY: OH! OH, MY GOD! OH! OH! OH, SCOTT! SCOTT! WE'RE NOT GOING TO GET OUT OF HERE. SCOTT: WE'RE TRAPPED. TRAPPED. LUCY: WE'RE TRAPPED. OH, SCOTT! LISTEN TO ME. I AM SO SORRY. I AM SO, SO SORRY. SCOTT: NO, LISTEN. JUST STOP TALKING, OK? LUCY: NO, NO, LISTEN TO ME. SCOTT: STOP TALKING. WE GOT TSAVE OXYGEN HERE. LUCY: NO, LISTEN! I AM SORRY FOR THE PAIN I CAUSED EVERYBODY, OK? I'M SORRY THE WAY I HURT SERENA AND YOU AND KEVIN. DO YOU HEAR ME? I'M SORRY BECAUSE I KEEP HURTING THE PEOPLE I LOVE THE MOST. I'M SORRY. SCOTT: I -- I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU DO THAT, BUT, PLEASE, JUST STOP TALKING, OK? WE NEED TO CONSERVE OXYGEN, ALL RIGHT? LUCY: I'M NEVER GOING TO SEE KEVIN AGAIN. I CAN'T REALLY BELIEVE THAT. I HOPE HE CAN HEAR ME SAYING GOOD-BYE. SCOTT: SHH, SHH, SHH. DON'T YOU -- STOP THAT! STOP THAT! DON'T -- DON'T DO THAT! LUCY: NO, LOOK AT THIS! THIS IS IT, OK? WE'RE OUT OF HERE, SO I DON'T WANT TO DIE WITHOUT CLEARING MY CONSCIENCE, OK? SO LISTEN TO ME. I HAVE MADE SOME MISTAKES IN THIS LIFE. ALL RIGHT, A LOT OF MISTAKES. AND I WISH I COULD ERASE EVERYTHING THAT I DID, BUT I CAN'T. DO YOU HEAR ME? I KNOW THAT SERENA AND YOU AND KEVIN ARE MY HEART. AND YOU ARE MY TRUEST, BLUEST FRIEND I'VE EVER HAD. I LOVE YOU. SCOTT: BOY, WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT WITH EVERYTHING WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THAT WE'D BE SAYING HELLO TO ST. PETER? WELL, I WILL BE. I -- I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID EARLIER. LUCY: WAIT, WAIT. ABOUT BUYING ME ALL THOSE SHOES? NO, NOT ON YOUR LIFE. SCOTT: NO, NO, NOT ABOUT THE SHOES. ABOUT SAYING MEAN THINGS TO YOU. BECAUSE YOU GAVE ME SERENA. AND SHE'S -- SHE'S GIVEN ME THIS LIFE THAT I NEVER THOUGHT WAS POSSIBLE. AND YOU GAVE BIRTH TO HER, LUCY. THAT WAS THE BEST THING THAT WE EVER DID TOGETHER. LUCY: THE VERY BEST. SCOTT: WHEN YOU LOVE SOMEONE, YOU REALLY LOVE THEM. AND SOMETIMES IT'S TOO MUCH. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU, TOO. LUCY: OH, SCOTT.