pc sept 11 SCOTT: HELLO. I'M LOOKING FOR A BEVERLY LAMBERT. OH. GOOD. HELLO, MISS LAMBERT, MY NAME IS SCOTT BALDWIN. I'M FROM PORT CHARLES, AND I WAS JUST WONDERING, IS YOUR DAUGHTER EVE THERE? OH. I DIDN'T REALIZE IT'S BEEN THAT LONG SINCE YOU'VE BEEN IN TOUCH. OH. OK. ALL RIGHT, WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. WAIT, COULD YOU HOLD ON? WHAT ABOUT YOUR OTHER DAUGHTER SHELLY? HAS EVE SEEN SHELLY LATELY OR -- REALLY. I SEE. OK, WELL -- OH, NO, NO, EVERYTHING'S FINE. IT'S NO EMERGENCY. I JUST LOST HER NUMBER AND I WAS JUST TRYING TO GET AHOLD OF HER, THOUGHT MAYBE SHE WENT HOME. OK. THANK YOU. IF YOU DO HEAR FROM HER, WILL YOU HAVE HER GIVE ME A CALL? RIGHT. THAT'S RIGHT, SCOTT BALDWIN. YEAH, B-A-L-D-W-I-N. YES. 716-555-0166. OR DR. CHRIS RAMSEY AT GENERAL HOSPITAL. OK. THANK YOU. SORRY TO BOTHER YOU. CHRIS: WELL? SCOTT: "WELL" WHAT, NUMSKULL? SHE HASN'T HEARD FROM HER DAUGHTER IN YEARS. CHRIS: WELL, WHAT ABOUT SHELLY, THE SISTER? I MEAN, MAYBE SHE'S WITH HER. SCOTT: SHE HASN'T HEARD FROM SHELLY, EITHER. CHRIS: YOU KNOW, THAT'S WEIRD. THAT'S WEIRD. AFTER EVERYTHING EVE DID FOR THEM, YOU'D FIGURE THEY WERE A TIGHT-KNIT GROUP, YOU KNOW? SCOTT: WELL, YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT GOES ON IN FAMILIES. THEY HAVE SECRETS, SECRETS, SECRETS. THIS WHOLE THING STINKS, YOU KNOW THAT? CHRIS: I AGREE. YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT EVE WAS JUST LAYING LOW FOR A WHILE, BUT NOW I'M WONDERING IF SHE LEFT PORT CHARLES OF HER OWN FREE WILL. FRANK: YOU KNEW I WAS COMING SO YOU BAKED ME A CAKE. OH, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE. COURTNEY: I DIDN'T. KEEP YOUR HANDS OUT OF MY BATTER. FRANK: HMM, FAMOUS LAST WORDS. COURTNEY: WHAT A CHARMING PIG YOU ARE TODAY, FRANK. SOMEONE FILL YOUR TROUGH DOWN AT THE COURTHOUSE? FRANK: WELL, I GUESS YOU COULD SAY THAT. A BIT OF GOOD NEWS DID FLOAT MY WAY. COURTNEY: DO TELL. FRANK: WELL, APPARENTLY, EVE LAMBERT SKIPPED TOWN. COURTNEY: THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE KICKING YOUR HEELS UP ABOUT? FRANK: LEE BALDWIN INTRODUCED A PILE OF EVIDENCE LINKING EVE TO THE MURDERS. ALONG EVE'S DEMISE. FIGURATIVELY SPEAKING, OF COURSE. COURTNEY: WELL, AREN'T YOU THE UPSTANDING CITIZEN. FRANK: WITH EVE SCHEDULED TO TESTIFY RIGHT AFTER ME, IT WAS THE PERFECT SETUP. LEE WAS READY TO RIP HER APART, BUT SHE NEVER SHOWED UP. COURTNEY: OH, DON'T BE SO COCKY. I'M SURE SHE WILL EVENTUALLY SHOW UP TO TRY TO CLEAR HER NAME. FRANK: YEAH, AFTER THIS MYSTERIOUS DISAPPEARANCE, EVE LAMBERT MIGHT AS WELL TAPE A "GUILTY" SIGN TO HER BACK. [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION] SCOTT: YOU GOT A DATABASE IN THAT THING? CHRIS: BASICALLY. IT'S A CD-ROM WITH ALL THE PHONE BOOKS IN THE UNITED STATES ON IT. CAN ALSO ACCESS A PEOPLE-FINDER SEARCH ENGINE ON THE INTERNET. IF EVE'S SISTER'S OUT THERE, WE'LL FIND HER. SCOTT: I'VE BEEN MEANING TO LEARN HOW TO USE A COMPUTER. CHRIS: ARE YOU SERIOUS? SCOTT: MM-HMM. CHRIS: I'D SAY WELCOME TO THE 20th CENTURY, BUT IT'S ALMOST OVER. SCOTT: I GOT ONE. SERENA USES IT. WELL, SHE USED TO USE IT. I PREFER TYPEWRITERS, YOU KNOW, THINGS LIKE THAT -- THINGS THAT ARE JUST DISAPPEARING IN AMERICA. OK, CROSS-REFERENCE HER NAME BY ALL THE STATES. ALL RIGHT? YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO. CHRIS: I'M ALREADY ON IT. HERE WE GO. EIGHT SHELLY LAMBERTS FROM COAST TO COAST. SCOTT: LET'S HOPE EVE IS WITH ONE OF THEM. COURTNEY: IT'S RATHER CONVENIENT FOR EVE TO SUDDENLY DISAPPEAR RIGHT BEFORE SHE'S SCHEDULED TO TAKE THE STAND. FRANK: CALL IT A LUCKY BREAK. COURTNEY: HMM, NOTHING QUITE LIKE MAKING YOUR OWN LUCK, HUH, FRANK? FRANK: WHAT ARE YOU GETTING AT? COURTNEY: YOU WOULD DO JUST ABOUT ANYTHING TO GET JULIE ACQUITTED. NOW EVE JUST VANISHES RIGHT BEFORE SHE GETS A CHANCE TO REFUTE THE ALLEGATIONS AGAINST HER. FRANK: I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH EVE NOT SHOWING UP. COURTNEY: THAT WAS ALMOST CONVINCING. FRANK: EVE WAS OBVIOUSLY FEELING THE HEAT. COURTNEY: DID YOU THREATEN HER, OR DO YOU HAVE HER STASHED IN A CLOSET SOMEWHERE WITH A CAN OF TUNA FISH AND A SPOON? FRANK: OH, I'VE NEVER HAD TO KIDNAP WOMEN. THEY'RE DRAWN TO ME, LIKE FLIES TO HONEY. COURTNEY: GARBAGE ATTRACTS FLIES, AND IT'S NOT BECAUSE IT SMELLS LIKE HONEY. FRANK: SO? WHAT DOES THAT MAKE YOU, TRASH COLLECTOR? COURTNEY: IS THIS WHAT I HAVE TO LOOK FORWARD TO EVERY TIME JULIE WINS ONE IN COURT? FRANK: A GOOD MOOD IS A GOOD MOOD. COURTNEY: YOU DON'T SEEM TO MIND YOUR HALO SLIPPING WHEN THERE'S NO ONE AROUND TO SEE IT. FRANK: COME ON. DON'T YOU ENJOY MY VERSION OF DOING A GOOD DEED? FRANK: WHERE'S EVERYBODY? COURTNEY: JOE TOOK NEIL TO THE WELLNESS CENTER FOR GROUP COUNSELING. FRANK: WHEN THEY COMING BACK? COURTNEY: ABOUT AN HOUR. FRANK: AN HOUR CAN SEEM LIKE AN ETERNITY IN THE RIGHT HANDS. COURTNEY: TELL ME SOMETHING, FRANK. IS IT ME OR THE DANGER OF GETTING CAUGHT THAT SETS YOU OFF? FRANK: I SHOULD TAKE OFF MY HALO BEFORE I ANSWER THAT QUESTION. CHRIS: YOU KNOW SOMETHING? NARROWING IT DOWN TO EIGHT STRONG LEADS ISN'T TOO SHABBY. SCOTT: YEAH, HELLO. THIS WOULDN'T BE SHELLY LAMBERT, WOULD IT? OH, IT IS. DO YOU KNOW AN EVE LAMBERT? IT'S YOUR SISTER. HI. MY NAME IS SCOTT BALDWIN. I'M A FRIEND OF EVE'S FROM PORT CHARLES, AND I WAS WONDERING IF YOU'VE SEEN HER RECENT-- OH, NO, NO, NO, NO. NO, SHELLY, SHE'S FINE. SHE'S OK. I WAS JUST TRYING TO TRACK HER DOWN. SHELLY, I -- EVE, SHE TOLD ME A LOT ABOUT HER ACCIDENT AND SHE WAS, YOU KNOW, REALLY HAPPY THAT YOU WERE OK. AND EVE'S BEEN A BIG PART OF MY LIFE. THAT'S WHY I'M TRYING TO GET AHOLD OF HER. HAVE YOU SEEN HER?  YOU HAVEN'T. JOE: WELL, SINCE GROUP IS CANCELED, WE CAN GO SEE A MOVIE, BUDDY. NEIL: MAYBE WE COULD SEE "MEGA COMBAT." JOE: EXCUSE ME. YOUR MOTHER DOESN'T WANT YOU SEEING R-RATED STUFF. YOU KNOW THAT. [KEYS JINGLE] BECAUSE THEY WORK ON YOUR STOMACH ACID IN TOTALLY DIFFERENT WAYS. TUMS' CALCIUM NATURALLY, RAPIDLY NEUTRALIZES ACID SO IT WORKS FAST. PEPCID AC'S FAMOTIDINE HAS TO TRAVEL THROUGH YOUR BLOODSTREAM SO IT TAKES AT LEAST 40 MINUTES TO BLOCK NATURAL ACID PRODUCTION. SO WHY DOES TUMS WORK ON ACID FASTER AND COST LESS AND PEPCID AC WORK SLOWER AND COST MORE? GOOD QUESTION! ü TUM TA TUM TUM TUMS.üü IT'S A TERM RESERVED FOR A SELECT FEW. LIKE OUR LATEST KENMORE ULTRA-WASH DISHWASHER. WE'VE REPLACED THE CENTRAL WATER TOWER WITH AN ULTRA-FLOW SYSTEM... THAT SPRAYS FROM THREE LEVELS, MASTERMINDING A DISHWASHER THAT OUTSHINES ALL THE REST. NOW, ALL TRUE GENIUS REQUIRES IS A LITTLE DETERGENT. AMERICA'S BEST-CLEANING DISHWASHER SYSTEM. yz ü NIGHT AND DAY ü ü YOU ARE THE ONE ü FEEL FRESH, DRY, ALL DAY... WITH NEW LADY SPEED STICK GEL. GLIDES ON CLEAR, NEVER LEAVES A TRACE. NEW 24 HOUR LADY SPEED STICK GEL. ü NIGHT AND DAY üü BY MENNEN. ü GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME... ü DON'T FIGHT IT. YOU'RE IN THE CHOCOLATE ZONE. INDULGE IT WITH SWEET ESCAPES. REAL HERSHEY'S CHOCOLATE AND LESS FAT. NEIL: DON'T TURN TOO HARD. YOU'LL BREAK THE KEY. FRANK: Go! Go! JOE: HEY. GOT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT LOCK. IT'S STICKING. FRANK: YEAH, I'LL CHECK IT OUT. HOW'S IT GOING, NEIL? NEIL: FINE. THE GROUP WAS CANCELED. FRANK: OH, IS THAT WHY YOU GUYS ARE HOME SO EARLY? NEIL: YEP. JOE: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR SHIRT? FRANK: OH, SPILLED SOME COFFEE ON IT. I'M GLAD YOU'RE HOME. CAN I BORROW ONE OF YOUR SHIRTS? ALL MY STUFF'S IN THE LAUNDRY. JOE: ARE YOU FEELING OK? FRANK: YEAH. WHY? NEVER BETTER. AM I ACTING WEIRD OR SOMETHING? JOE: YEAH, I'LL SAY. WHEN IN OUR ENTIRE LIVES HAVE YOU EVER ASKED TO BORROW SOMETHING OF MINE? FRANK THOUGHT THAT BEING THE OLDER BROTHER, HE GOT DIBS ON EVERYTHING. NEIL: EVEN STUFF THAT WAS ALREADY YOURS? JOE: FRANK TOOK WHATEVER HE WANTED -- ESPECIALLY IF IT WAS ALREADY MINE. COURTNEY: HEY. JOE: HEY. COURTNEY: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING BACK SO SOON? NEIL: NO GROUP TODAY. AND JOE SAID HE'D TAKE ME TO THE MOVIES. JOE: BUT IT'S UP TO YOU WHICH ONE. COURTNEY: WELL, I'M SURE WE CAN FIND SOMETHING. YOU TWO HAVE PERFECT TIMING. I WAS ABOUT TO TAKE MY CAKE OUT OF THE OVEN. NEIL: IS IT MY FAVORITE? COURTNEY: DO I MAKE ANYTHING ELSE? NEIL: YES! COURTNEY: SO WHAT DO YOU SAY, FRANK? YOU INTERESTED IN HAVING SOME CAKE AND EATING IT, TOO? JOE: YOU KIDDING ME? THAT IS THE STORY OF MY BROTHER'S LIFE. CHRIS: AH, DET. GARCIA. WHO SAYS THERE'S NOT A COP AROUND WHEN YOU NEED ONE? GARCIA: I'M LOOKING FOR EVE. JUDGE YOUNG PUT A WARRANT OUT FOR HER ARREST AFTER SHE FAILED TO APPEAR BEFORE THE COURT. SCOTT: YEAH, WELL, TELL US SOMETHING WE DON'T KNOW. CHRIS: WE'RE CONCERNED SOMETHING MAY HAVE HAPPENED TO HER. GARCIA: YEAH, I READ THAT REPORT ABOUT THE FOOD BEING FILLED WITH THE BODY PARTS AND STUFF, AND THE DEATH THREAT. THINK SOMEBODY GOT TO HER? CHRIS: WELL, WE KNOW SOMEBODY TRIED. THEY ALREADY PUSHED HER INTO A MORGUE COOLER, LOCKED IT UP. LUCKILY, I WAS THERE TO GET HER OUT. SCOTT: MAYBE YOU COULD TRACK HER DOWN. GARCIA: WE'LL FIND HER. I'LL BE IN TOUCH. YOU DO THE SAME. CHRIS: YOU BET. SCOTT: RAMSEY, WHY DON'T YOU GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT? CHRIS: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO FOUND EVE'S BRACELET NEXT TO DEVLIN'S DEAD BODY AND WITHHELD INFORMATION. FROM WHERE I STAND, WE BHLOOK LIKE ACCOMPLICES. SCOTT: YEAH, WELL, I DID THAT BECAUSE I KNEW THAT EVE WASN'T A MURDERER. CHRIS: WELL, I GAVE HER AN ALIBI FOR THE SAME REASON. SCOTT: YEAH, BUT, RAMSEY, RAMSEY, YOUR ALIBI WAS TO SAVE YOURSELF. CHRIS: I COULD'VE FOUND ANOTHER WAY TO COVER MYSELF. SCOTT: WHAT IS THIS CONCERN FOR EVE REALLY ABOUT? CHRIS: HAVE YOU COME UP WITH AN ANSWER? SCOTT: YEAH, NOT ONE I LIKE. CHRIS: LOOK, EVE WAS IN A TOUGH SPOT WHEN DEVLIN'S BODY WAS FOUND MURDERED AND BECAUSE SHE'S MY FRIEND, I WANTED TO HELP. EVERYONE AROUND HERE WOULD TRY TO RAILROAD HER BECAUSE THEY DON'T LIKE HER. SCOTT: AND YOU CARE ABOUT EVE. CHRIS: WELL, LIKE I SAID, SHE'S MY FRIEND. SCOTT: I'LL ACCEPT THAT FOR NOW. I GOT TO GET HOME TO MY DAUGHTER. BUT, YOU KNOW, IF ANYTHING COMES UP, I WANT TO BE THE FIRST TO KNOW. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? CHRIS: SAME TO YOU. NEIL: COME ON, JOE, I'LL RACE YOU TO THE CAR -- BUT I GET A HEAD START. JOE: ALL RIGHT, GO FOR IT. ARE YOU SURE IT'S OK IF I TAKE HIM TO THE MOVIES? I KNOW I SHOULD'VE CHECKED WITH YOU BEFORE I MENTIONED IT TO HIM. COURTNEY: NO, NO, NO, JOE, REALLY, IT'S FINE. I WANT HIM TO GET BACK TO BEING A NORMAL KID, AND YOU'RE REALLY HELPING WITH THAT. JOE: WELL, IT'S MY PLEASURE. NEIL: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? JOE: I'M GIVING YOU A HEAD START! GO! NEIL: I COULD'VE BEEN IN CHINA BY NOW. JOE: YEAH, WELL, YOU'RE GOING TO WISH YOU HAD THAT HEAD START WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU. BETTER MOVE IT! COURTNEY: BYE. JOE: SEE YOU, GUYS. BYE. FRANK: SEE YOU. JOE: MOVE IT! COURTNEY: THAT WAS CLOSE. FRANK: WELL, THEY DIDN'T CATCH US. COURTNEY: MY SON ALMOST WALKED IN AND SAW US, FRANK. THAT WAS TOO CLOSE. FRANK: [FRENCH ACCENT] OH, WE CANNOT HIDE OUR LOVE FROM THE WORLD ANY LONGER, MY SWEET. THE TIME HAS COME TO SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT. COURTNEY: FRANK, I'M SERIOUS. I HAVE NO INTENTION OF GETTING BUSTED WITH YOUR FACE IN MY NECK. FRANK: [NORMAL VOICE] WHY SHOULD JOE CARE IF YOU'RE WITH ME? [FRENCH ACCENT] HIS HEART BELONGS TO ANOTHER. COURTNEY: THAT'S NOT FUNNY, FRANK. JOE CANNOT FIND OUT ABOUT US. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? FRANK: [NORMAL VOICE] WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? THAT WAS A JOKE. COURTNEY: FIRST OF ALL, I AM SO FAR FROM BEING WITH YOU, IT IS ABSURD. AND IF YOU TELL ANYONE WHAT HAS HAPPENED BETWEEN US, I WILL BROADCAST TO THE WHOLE WORLD THAT YOU ARE BACK ON DL-56. ü IT'S YOUR TIME TO SHINE ü SOME DAYS IT'S CRAZY. MY HAIR DOESN'T NEED A STYLIST. IT NEEDS A THERAPIST. AND THAT'S JUST WHAT I GOT WITH PANTENE PRO-V TREATMENT CONDITIONER. ONCE A DAY, EVERY DAY, LIKE TAKING VITAMINS, TO CALM DAMAGED CUTICLES, ADDING SHINE AND CONTROL. MAKE YOUR HAIR BEHAVE BETTER ? IT CAN. PANTENE PRO-V DAILY TREATMENT CONDITIONER. ü IT'S YOUR TIME TO SHINE ü THE "NO MORE CRAZY HAIR DAYS" CONDITIONER. DO YOU HAVE A LOVE/HATE RELATIONSHIP WITH DAIRY FOOD ? I LOVE YOU. - YOU LOVE TO EAT IT... - I MISS YOU. BUT HATE THE NUMBER IT DOES ON YOUR STOMACH ? AHH, WHIPPED CREAM. DISCOVER LACTAID ULTRA. IT'S NOT A MEDICINE, IT'S A NATURAL FOOD SUPPLEMENT THAT MAKES DAIRY EASY TO DIGEST. COME TO MAMA. TAKE IT WITH YOUR FIRST BITE, AND IT'LL HELP YOU AVOID STOMACH DISCOMFORT BEFORE IT STARTS. SO YOU CAN ENJOY EVERY LITTLE BIT OF DAIRY. LACTAID ULTRA: FOR A FREE SAMPLE, CALL: üü [ Woman Vocalizing ] GLADE VOTIVE CANDLES. SURROUND YOURSELF WITH VOTIVE CANDLES... IN NATURE'S FRESHEST FRAGRANCES. [ Announcer ] IF YOU'VE GOT LITTLE KIDS, YOU'VE GOT BIG MESSES. TRY... WITH SPONGELIKE DURABILITY. OLD SPONGES CAN BE GRIMY. ORDINARY PAPER TOWELS TEAR. BUT RINSE AND REUSE CAN HANDLE THE TOUGHEST JOBS. ONE SHEET IS DURABLE ENOUGH TO RINSE, WRING AND REOPEN. IT WORKS TILL THE JOB'S DONE. THEN THROW THE MESS AWAY ! BOUNTY RINSE AND REUSE.  FRANK: I THINK YOU HAVE YOUR SIGNALS CROSSED. I KICKED DL-56 A LONG TIME AGO. COURTNEY: WE ARE TWO PEAS IN A VERY SMALL POD. I WOULD'VE FIGURED YOU WERE LYING EVEN IF I HADN'T OVERHEARD LARK NAILING YOU ON YOUR HABIT. FRANK: I DIDN'T ASK TO GET HOOKED ON DL-56, BUT NOW I'LL DIE WITHOUT IT. I WOULD ALREADY BE DEAD IF BENNETT DEVLIN HADN'T RESURRECTED ME WITH THE STUFF. COURTNEY: WHICH ONE IS IT, FRANK? YOU'LL DIE WITHOUT IT OR YOU'RE HOOKED? FRANK: MY BODY DOESN'T UNDERSTAND SEMANTICS, COURTNEY. I NEED THE MEDICATION. NO ONE KNOWS WHAT'LL HAPPEN IF I STOP TAKING IT. THE MOST LIKELY OUTCOME IS DEATH. COURTNEY: WELL, YOU'RE CERTAINLY NO ANGEL, BUT I WOULD'VE NEVER WISHED SOMETHING LIKE THIS ON YOU. FRANK: LIVING WITH THIS IS THE HARDEST THING THAT I'VE EVER HAD TO DO. COURTNEY: I'M SURE IT'S NOT EASY. I -- I FEEL BAD FOR YOU. FRANK: I FEEL THAT YOU MEAN THAT. SO I'M TRUSTING YOU WITH MY SECRET. MY LIFE DEPENDS ON IT. COURTNEY: I FEEL BAD FOR YOU, FRANK, BUT MY SILENCE IS CONTINGENT UPON YOUR GOOD BEHAVIOR. FRANK: OH. SO YOU INTEND TO HANG THIS OVER MY HEAD. COURTNEY: I SLEEP BETTER WITH A SAFETY NET. JUST REMEMBER, THE NEXT TIME YOU EVEN GET THE NOTION TO JOKE ABOUT TELLING JOE THE TRUTH ABOUT US, I CAN BLOW YOU OUT OF THE WATER ANYTIME I WANT. FRANK: SO THIS IS WHAT THEY CALL A LEVEL PLAYING FIELD? COURTNEY: YEAH. THAT'S WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE. SCOTT: HEY, APPLESAUCE. WHERE'S GRANDMA? SERENA: SHE'S IN THE KITCHEN ON THE PHONE CHECKING ON A PATIENT. GUESS WHAT. SCOTT: WHAT? SERENA: GRANDMA MADE UP THIS GAME WHERE I LISTEN TO THE MESSAGES AND MEMORIZE THEM. SHE SAID IT WOULD TRAIN MY BRAIN. SCOTT: WELL, HOW MANY MESSAGES DID YOU GET? SERENA: ALL OF THEM. SCOTT: THAT'S PRETTY GOOD. I'M GOING TO HAVE TO COME OVER HERE AND SIT DOWN AND LISTEN TO THEM. OK? SERENA: OKEY-DOKEY. SCOTT: ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO, LITTLE MESSAGE RECITAL. SERENA: ARE YOU READY? SCOTT: I'M READY. SERENA: OK. BEEP. [DEEP VOICE] SCOTT, THIS IS BILLY THE PLUMBER. I GOT THE PART YOU NEED SO I'M COMING OVER. SCOTT: WELL, BILLY'S GOOD WITH THE LEAKS, THOUGH, HUH? SERENA: [NORMAL VOICE] YEAH, OK. BEEP. [NASAL VOICE] SCOTT BALDWIN, THIS IS THE PORT CHARLES TELEPHONE. ARE YOU TIRED OF YOUR OLD LONG-DISTANCE PLAN? SCOTT: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO TAKE CARE OF THAT OPERATOR. HMM? SERENA: [NORMAL VOICE] DAD. SCOTT: COME ON. SERENA: DAD. OK. ONE MORE, OK? SCOTT: ALL RIGHT. SERENA: SEE IF YOU CAN GUESS WHO THIS ONE IS. BEEP. [IMITATES EVE] SCOTT? SCOTT? IT'S ME. [NORMAL VOICE] CAN YOU GUESS? SCOTT: NO, I COULDN'T. I MEAN, DO IT AGAIN. GIVE ME SOME MORE. SERENA: THAT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE I PICKED UP THE PHONE WHEN I HEARD WHO IT WAS. IT WAS EVE. SCOTT: EVE CALLED HERE? WHAT TIME? WHAT DID SHE SAY? SERENA: I INVITED HER TO COME OVER, BUT SHE COULDN'T. SHE SOUNDED REALLY BUSY. SCOTT: DID SHE LEAVE A NUMBER? DID SHE SAY WHERE SHE WAS -- ANYTHING? SERENA: NO. BUT SHE PROMISED TO CALL BACK WHENEVER SHE GOT THE CHANCE. SCOTT: OK. GOOD. YOU DID A GREAT JOB. YOU DID A GREAT JOB OF MEMORIZING ALL THOSE MESSAGES. COME HERE. SERENA: THANKS. I'M GOING TO KEEP ON DOING IT EVERY TIME GRANDMA COMES OVER. ARE YOU GLAD EVE CALLED, DADDY? SCOTT: YES. YES, I AM. IT'S THE BEST NEWS I'VE HAD ALL DAY. CHRIS: COME ON, EVE. YOU MUST'VE LEFT A CLUE. CHRIS: MY GOD, EVE. IT IS YOU. CHRIS: OH, EVE. @@ [TELEPHONE RINGS] CHRIS: HELLO? HEY, SCOTT. WHAT? YOU HEARD FROM HER? WHERE IS SHE? OH. NO, NO, I'M -- I'M RELIEVED, TOO. AT LEAST NOW WE CAN REST EASY KNOWING SHE'S SAFE.