pc sept 1

 LUCY: I -- THIS ISN'T A ROOM.
YOU KNOW, PERHAPS YOU'RE LOST?
 GREG: I KNOW YOU.
 LUCY: NO.
NO, I DON'T THINK SO.
 GREG: SURE I DO.
YOU'RE LUCY COE.
 LUCY: HAVE WE MET BEFORE?
 GREG: I SEE YOU IN THE PAPERS
ALL THE TIME, COMING AND GOING
FROM PARTIES AND WEDDINGS
AND STUFF.
YOU'RE A FAMOUS SOCIALITE.
 LUCY: ACTUALLY I PREFER
"C.E.O. OF A MAJOR COSMETIC
CORPORATION," BUT THAT'S OK.
 GREG: WAIT UNTIL I TELL
THE FOLKS I RAN INTO YOU HERE.
OH, THEY'RE VERY ASHAMED
OF MY BEING IN THIS PLACE.
THEY'LL FEEL BETTER KNOWING THAT
EVEN SOMEONE LIKE YOU NEEDS
A LITTLE HELP SOMETIMES.
 LUCY: I'M JUST IN HERE
BY MISTAKE.
NOTHING IS WRONG WITH ME.
 GREG: THERE'S NOTHING WRONG
WITH ME, EITHER.
 LUCY: NO, NO, NO.
OF COURSE NOT.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO IMPLY THERE
WAS.
 GREG: OH, THAT'S OK.
SO WHY DID THEY RESTRAIN YOU?
 LUCY: PERHAPS IT WAS ME
SWATTING THEM ABOUT THEIR HEADS
TO KILL PRETEND ANTS.
 GREG: OH, THAT WILL DO IT.
SEE, THEY'RE VERY STRICT AROUND
HERE.
YOU HAVE TO BE VERY QUIET WHEN
YOU DO THINGS.
ONE WRONG MOVE AND,
BAM, THEY POP YOU INTO ONE
OF THESE THINGS.
 LUCY: NO.
PLEASE DON'T TOUCH -- DON'T,
DON'T --
DON'T TOUCH ME!
HELP! SOMEBODY HELP ME!
 GREG: NO, PLEASE,
PLEASE, PLEASE, SHH.
WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T SCREAM.
SHH.
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION]
 GREG: I'M GOING TO TAKE
MY HAND AWAY NOW.
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SCREAM
AGAIN, ARE YOU?
 LUCY: UH-UH.
 GREG: GOOD.
THERE.
WHY DID YOU SCREAM?
I WON'T HURT YOU.
 LUCY: UH --
THESE RESTRAINTS, THEY'RE JUST
SO FRUSTRATING, YOU KNOW.
THAT'S WHY I SCREAMED.
I WAS JUST FRUSTRATED.
I'M SORRY.
YOU KNOW, YOU SEEM LIKE AN OK
GUY.
I DON'T SUPPOSE THAT YOU WOULD
PERHAPS TAKE THESE RESTRAINTS --
NO, YOU WOULDN'T DO THAT, HUH?
IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THIS ITCH
ON MY NOSE THAT YOU ALMOST GOT
WHEN YOU CLAMPED YOUR HAND OVER
MY MOUTH, BUT IT'S DRIVING ME
CRAZY IT'S SO IRR-- I MEAN,
IT'S JUST IRRITATING.
 GREG: SURE THING.
 LUCY: REALLY? YOU WOULD?
YOU WOULD?
GO AHEAD. GO AHEAD.
 GREG: I'LL HAVE YOU OUT
OF HERE QUICKER THAN YOU CAN SAY
"HOUDINI."
 LUCY: OK.
 GREG: OK?
 ORDERLY: COOPER, WHAT DO
YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING TO HER?
 GREG: THIS LADY'S GOT AN ITCH
ON HER NOSE.
 ORDERLY: THAT BELT IS
ON HER FOR A REASON.
LEAVE IT ALONE.
 LUCY: OH.
 ORDERLY: HMM.
YOU MUST BE NEW HERE.
I DON'T RECOGNIZE YOU.
 GREG: SHE DOESN'T BELONG
HERE.
 ORDERLY: I'LL GET HER BACK
TO HER ROOM, THEN.
 LUCY: NO, NO, NO.
WHAT -- AH! -- HE MEANS IS
I DON'T BELONG IN AN
INSTITUTION.
YOU SEE, I AM PRACTICALLY
A POSTER CHILD FOR MENTAL
HEALTH.
YOU CAN ASK ANY OF MY
EX-HUSBANDS, YOU KNOW.
THEY WOULD TELL YOU THAT I AM
TOTALLY IN TOUCH WITH ALL RANGES
OF EMOTIONS, YOU KNOW,
AND -- HEY, I WAS ENGAGED
TO A PSYCHIATRIST.
THAT'S GOT TO COUNT
FOR SOMETHING, RIGHT?
AND WE HAVE A PET DUCK.
HIS NAME'S SIGMUND --
SIGMUND FREUD.
GET IT, SIGMUND FREUD?
OH, NO, SIGMUND!
I LEFT HIM AT THE HOTEL ALL
BY HIMSELF.
HE'S PROBABLY WORRIED SICK,
MY POOR LITTLE DUCKY.
AND I FORGOT TO CALL ROOM
SERVICE ABOUT HIS THINLY SLICED
LITTLE CUCUMBERS THAT HE LOVES.
OH, AND THAT DUMB MAID WILL
PROBABLY BE DRAWING THAT TUB
WRONG AND MAKE IT TOO HOT.
 ORDERLY: I'M SURE YOUR DUCK
IS DOING JUST FINE,
RAIDING THE MINIBAR AND WATCHING
AN IN-ROOM MOVIE.
 LUCY: YOU DON'T BELIEVE
I HAVE A DUCK, DO YOU?
 ORDERLY: I'LL BET SHE HAS
A COUPLE OF CUCKOO BIRDS, TOO.
 LUCY: OH --
 ORDERLY: COME ON.
LET'S LEAVE BIRD LADY ALONE.
 GREG: I WASN'T DOING
ANYTHING.
 ORDERLY: AH, BACK
TO YOUR ROOM.
 LUCY: NO, NO, NO, NO.
DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE,
PLEASE -- NOT STUCK IN THESE
THINGS.
PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE
AGAIN, GUYS.
PLEASE.
HEY!
I DON'T WANT TO BE ALONE.
OH. OH, BOY.
OH, KEVIN.
KEVIN, IT'S ME.
HERE I GO AGAIN.
I NEED A PSYCHIC 911.
911.
HELP.
 KEVIN: LET'S JUST SIT DOWN
HERE.
YEAH.
I REALIZE THE PUMPS ARE
UNCOMFORTABLE, BUT THEY'RE STILL
A NECESSARY EVIL.
COME ON, HAVE A GLASS OF WATER.
GO AHEAD.
 KAREN: KEVIN --
 KEVIN: KAREN.
 KAREN: I CAME AS SOON
AS I GOT YOUR MESSAGE.
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
 KEVIN: I NEED YOUR HELP,
OR AT LEAST VICTOR DOES.
 KAREN: YEAH, I'LL SAY.
IT'S A LITTLE EARLY
FOR HALLOWEEN.
 KEVIN: YEAH, I KNOW.
VICTOR'S IN DISGUISE
BECAUSE I HAD TO SNEAK HIM OUT
OF CONCORD PSYCHIATRIC.
HE'S HAD A RELAPSE.
 KAREN: WAIT, WAIT.
HE HAD A RELAPSE, SO YOU SNUCK
HIM OUT OF THE HOSPITAL?
I'M NOT FOLLOWING YOU HERE.
 KEVIN: I KNOW, I KNOW.
I UNDERSTAND.
THE SHORT STORY IS IS THAT
VICTOR WENT INTO THE INSTITUTION
TO SEE IF HE COULD FIND ANY
INFORMATION THAT WOULD CONNECT
THE "GENERAL HOMICIDE" MURDERS
WITH GREG COOPER OR SUSANNE
MADISON.
 KAREN: YOU WERE SUSPICIOUS
BECAUSE LARK'S MOTHER BOUGHT
THE VOICE ACTIVATOR, RIGHT?
JULIE TOLD ME.
 KEVIN: RIGHT.
YES, WELL, AS YOU CAN SEE,
VICTOR WAS FINE WHEN HE WAS
ADMITTED, BUT NOW HE ISN'T.
THAT'S WHERE YOU COME IN.
 KAREN: WHAT CAN I DO?
 KEVIN: I REMEMBER
YOMENTIONING ONCE THAT
YOU WROTE A PAPER ON ENZYME
DEFICIENCIES.
 KAREN: YEAH, I DID.
YOU THINK VICTOR'S PROBLEM IS
PHYSICAL IN ORIGIN,
NOT PSYCHOLOGICAL?
 KEVIN: I'M NOT CERTAIN,
BUT I GAVE SPECIFIC INSTRUCTIONS
FOR THE DOCTORS AT CONCORD ABOUT
THE MEDS THAT HE SHOULD HAVE.
NOW, THE SYMPTOMS THAT HE'S BEEN
EXHIBITING SEEM TO INDICATE THAT
HE'S NOT GETTING HIS HEMATIN.
 KAREN: WELL, I CAN JUST RUN
A FULL BLOOD PANEL ON HIM
AND FIND OUT WHAT'S
IN HIS SYSTEM.
 KEVIN: I WAS HOPING YOU'D SAY
THAT.
THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE I'M
HOPING THAT YOU'LL DO --
ADMIT VICTOR UNDER A FALSE NAME
AND BE THE ONLY DOCTOR
ON HIS CASE.
 KAREN: I TAKE IT YOU DIDN'T
FOLLOW CONCORD'S NORMAL
PROCEDURES FOR GETTING VICTOR
DISCHARGED, DID YOU?
 KEVIN: NO, WE DIDN'T.
WE SNUCK HIM OUT A BACK DOOR.
LUCY AND I DIDN'T HAVE ANY
CHOICE.
VICTOR WASN'T SAFE THERE,
AND THE DOCTORS WOULDN'T RELEASE
HIM TO ME.
KAREN, I UNDERSTAND IF YOU DON'T
WANT TO GET INVOLVED.
 KAREN: NO, ARE YOU KIDDING?
I GOT A SOFT SPOT IN MY HEART
FOR DADDIES IN NEED.
LET'S GO GET HIM -- HER --
ADMITTED, ALL RIGHT?
 KEVIN: THANK YOU.
 KAREN: OK.
 KEVIN: VICTOR, COME ON.
WE'RE GOING TO TAKE ANOTHER
WALK.
LET'S GO.
 KAREN: COME ON, VICTOR.
 KEVIN: WHOA, EASY.
 KAREN: WHOA.
THERE WE GO.
 KEVIN: GOT TO GET RID
OF THOSE PUMPS, TOO.
 KAREN: THAT'S RIGHT.
GOOD JOB THERE, VICTOR.
GOOD JOB.
 SCOTT: I'VE BEEN LOOKING
FOR YOU.
 LEE: WELL, YOU FOUND ME.
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
 SCOTT: HAVEN'T YOU DONE
ENOUGH?
 LEE: I SEE YOU'VE BEEN SERVED
YOUR SUBPOENA TO TESTIFY
AT JULIE'S TRIAL.
 SCOTT: YEAH.
WELL, YOU DON'T WASTE ANY TIME,
DO YOU?
 LEE: JULIE DOESN'T HAVE A LOT
OF TIME.
SHE'S FACING THE DEATH PENALTY.
 SCOTT: WELL, LET'S JUST HANG
EVE, THEN, HUH, AND GET JULIE
OFF.
 LEE: OFFERING ANOTHER
PLAUSIBLE SUSPECT TO THE JURY IS
A SOLID DEFENSE STRATEGY, SCOTT.
 SCOTT: I KNOW, BUT I TOLD
YOU SHE DIDN'T DO IT.
 LEE: YOU DON'T KNOW THAT,
AND YOU'VE LOST ALL
YOUR OBJECTIVITY WHERE THAT
WOMAN IS CONCERNED.
 SCOTT: NO, I DON'T THINK SO.
I THINK I'M A LITTLE MORE
OBJECTIVE THAN YOU ARE.
 LEE: I'M ONLY DOING,
SCOTT, WHAT YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE
WITH JULIE'S CASE IN THE FIRST
PLACE.
 SCOTT: I'M ONLY INTERESTED
IN THE TRUTH, NOT CIRCUMSTANTIAL
EVIDENCE, SO YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M NOT GOING TO PARTICIPATE
IN YOUR LYNCH PARTY.
 LEE: YOU HAVE TO.
YOU'VE BEEN SERVED.
 SCOTT: YOU KNOW, WHEN PEOPLE
TELL ME WHAT TO DO, I ALWAYS GO
THE OPPOSITE WAY.
YOU KNOW THAT. YOU KNOW THAT.
 LEE: IF YOU REFUSE
TO TESTIFY, YOU CAN BE HELD
IN CONTEMPT OF COURT
AND YOU COULD GO TO JAIL.
 SCOTT: GOOD.
WELL, I'LL HAVE A CLEAN
CONSCIENCE IN THERE WITH ME.
 LEE: WHAT KIND OF A FATHER
WOULD CHOOSE JAIL OVER HIS OWN
BABY DAUGHTER?
 SCOTT: WELL, WHAT KIND
OF A FATHER PUTS HIS SON IN THIS
KIND OF A JAM?
 LEE: I DO UNDERSTAND THAT
YOU WERE UNDER TREMENDOUS
EMOTIONAL PRESSURE WHEN
YOU HELPED HIDE EVIDENCE AGAINST
EVE, BUT, PLEASE, DO THE RIGHT
THING NOW.
TAKE THE STAND FOR JULIE.
IF YOU TELL THE TRUTH, I'LL BE
ABLE TO PLEAD LENIENCY
IN THE OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE
CHARGES.
I DON'T THINK YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
OF THE GRAVITY OF THE DANGER
YOU'RE IN NOW.
YOU'RE AN OFFICER OF THE COURT.
YOU'RE SWORN TO UPHOLD THE LAW.
YOU COULD BE DISBARRED.
 SCOTT: DISBARRED, GO TO JAIL.
YOU'RE FULL OF GOOD NEWS
TONIGHT.
 LEE: WELL, SOMEBODY'S GOT
TO TRY AND REASON WITH YOU.
SCOTT, YOU HAVE JUST PULLED
YOUR LIFE TOGETHER.
AND NOW YOU'RE THROWING IT ALL
AWAY FOR SOME WOMAN -- THE WOMAN
WHO HELPED BLIND SERENA.
 SCOTT: NO, YOU DON'T
UNDERSTAND.
I'M TRYING TO GET YOU TO --
 EVE: HI.
 SCOTT: HI.
 EVE: HI, MR. BALDWIN.
 LEE: WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU,
DR. RAMSEY?
 CHRIS: OH, DON'T TELL ME
YOU MISSED MY 10 ROUNDS
WITH HOLYFIELD ON PAY-PER-VIEW
LAST NIGHT.
 EVE: WHAT'S -- WHAT'S UP?
 LEE: WELL, IT WOULD BE
INAPPROPRIATE FOR ME TO SAY.
SCOTT, THINK ABOUT WHAT I'VE
SAID.
 EVE: THAT WAS WEIRD.
 SCOTT: NO.
MY FATHER JUST HAD ME SERVED
WITH A SUBPOENA.
 CHRIS: IS HE GOING TO SUSPEND
YOUR ALLOWANCE IF YOU DON'T
APPEAR?
 SCOTT: YOU KNOW YOU'RE
AN IDIOT, RAMSEY?
WE WERE JUST DISCUSSING STRATEGY
FOR JULIE'S DEFENSE.
 CHRIS: WAIT A MINUTE.
I HEARD HE WAS GOING TO POINT
THE FINGER AT LARK.
 SCOTT: WELL, THAT WAS
YESTERDAY'S NEWS.
NOW THEY'VE GOT SOME NEW
EVIDENCE.
LARK IS NO LONGER THE BEST
SUSPECT.
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AND INDOOR RELIEF...
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O.K., CHARLIE,
TIME FOR BED.
I'M NOT KIDDING,
MISTER.
CHARLES, I'M REALLY
NOT KIDDING.
 WITH DOUBLE THE CREME...
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 IT'S DOUBLE THE LICKS.
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 ONLY FROM OREO.
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THESE FRIES ARE DELICIOUS !
ARE YOU SURE
I CAN EAT THESE ?
YEAH, THEY'RE LOW FAT.
 I GOT THE RECIPE
 FROM PAM.
PAM ?
I DON'T KNOW HER,
BUT I LIKE HER.
[ Laughs ]
 CHRIS: WHICH ONE OF US IS IT?
 SCOTT: I WISH IT WAS YOU,
RAMSEY.
I REALLY DO.
 EVE: HE'S GOING TO BLAME ME?
 SCOTT: YEAH.
 CHRIS: WHAT'S HIS PLAN?
 SCOTT: WELL, HE'S GOING
TO BRING UP THE FIGHT YOU HAD
WITH DEVLIN, THE FACT THAT
HE HIT YOU.
HE'LL BRING UP YOUR BRACELET.
 EVE: WHICH IS WHY HE CALLED
YOU -- BECAUSE YOU FOUND
THE BRACELET.
 SCOTT: WELL, THAT'S NOT
THE ONLY REASON WHY HE'S CALLING
ME.
HE WANTS ME TO SAY THAT
YOUR ALIBI IS PHONY.
 CHRIS: YEAH, WELL, YOU KEEP
YOUR MOUTH SHUT AND EVERYTHING
WILL BE FINE.
 EVE: SHUT UP, CHRIS.
STOP IT.
HOW DOES LEE KNOW?
DID FRANK TELL HIM?
 SCOTT: NO, LUCY DID.
SHE FOUND OUT, YOU KNOW.
SHE'S SINGING TO ANYBODY THAT'LL
LISTEN TO HER.
 EVE: DAMNT.
SHE TOLD FRANK EARLIER,
AND HE CAME AND ASSAULTED CHRIS.
 CHRIS: YEAH.
TELL YOUR FATHER HE'S BARKING UP
THE WRONG TREE.
IF ANYBODY'S A VIOLENT KILLER,
IT'S FRANK SCANLON.
 SCOTT: MAYBE.
MAYBE NOT, RAMSEY.
 EVE: ALL RIGHT, LISTEN -- IT
DOESN'T MATTER.
LUCY WILL NOT BE HAPPY UNTIL
SHE SEES ME FRY IN THE ELECTRIC
CHAIR.
 CHRIS: YOU KNOW WHAT?
LET HER SQUAWK ALL SHE WANTS.
IF WE STICK TO OUR STORY,
IT'S THREE AGAINST ONE, RIGHT?
 SCOTT: YEAH, WELL, IF YOU GET
UP THERE AND LIE ON THE WITNESS
STAND, LEE AND THE DISTRICT
ATTORNEY WILCOME AFTER
YOU FOR PERJURY, DUMMY.
 CHRIS: YEAH, WELL, I'VE BEEN
TOLD I'M A GOOD LIAR.
 EVE: I DON'T WANT TO LIE
ANYMORE.
[PAGER BEEPS]
 CHRIS: LOOK, I HAVE TO GO
TAKE THIS.
DON'T MAKE ANY DECISIONS TILL
WE HAVE A CHANCE TO FIGURE THIS
OUT.
 SCOTT: EVE, YOU SHOULDN'T BE
HANGING OUT WITH THAT NUMSKULL.
 EVE: THAT NUMSKULL WAS
A PRETTY GOOD FRIEND WHEN
I NEEDED ONE.
 SCOTT: YEAH, WELL, COME ON,
HE JUST ADMITTED THAT HE'S
A PRETTY GOOD LIAR, AND MATT
AND ELLEN KNOW THAT HE'S BEEN
INVOLVED IN SOME SHADY DEALINGS.
 EVE: ALL RIGHT, I KNOW HE'S
A SELF-SERVING OPPORTUNIST.
I KNOW THAT.
BUT HE'S NO KILLER.
 SCOTT: WELL, JUST WATCH OUT,
OK?
 EVE: THANKS FOR CARING.
BUT FORGET IT.
FORGET IT.
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
 SCOTT: I'LL BE OK.
 EVE: SCOTT, YOU HAVE
TO TESTIFY IN COURT.
IT'S PROBABLY GOING TO COME OUT
THAT YOU WITHHELD EVIDENCE.
YOU MIGHT BE DISBARRED.
I'M SO SORRY.
I SHOULD NEVER HAVE GOTTEN
YOU INVOLVED IN THIS.
 SCOTT: YOU DIDN'T.
YOU DIDN'T, EVE.
I JUST JUMPED IN WILLINGLY,
YOU KNOW.
WHEN I SAW THE BRACELET,
I INSTINCTIVELY PICKED IT UP
BECAUSE I KNEW YOU DIDN'T DO IT.
AND I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO GO
TO JAIL.
 EVE: WHICH IS WHERE YOU MAY
GO NOW.
WHAT ABOUT SERENA?
 SCOTT: WELL, I JUST HAVE
TO FIND A WAY TO KEEP WHAT
I KNOW SECRET AND PROTECT
SERENA.
MAYBE I CAN JUST CLAIM CLIENT
PRIVILEGE.
 EVE: YOU DON'T REALLY THINK
THAT'LL WORK, DO YOU?
 EVE: NO.
NO.
SERENA NEEDS YOU, SCOTT.
YOU CAN'T TESTIFY IN COURT.
I'M GOING TO GO.
I'M GOING TO GO.
I'M GOING TO CONFESS THAT I WAS
LYING ABOUT THE BRACELET
AND MY ALIBI.
THAT WAY THEY WON'T CALL YOU.
 SCOTT: I'M NOT GOING TO LET
YOU DO THAT.
I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU JUST
GET IN THERE AND COMMIT SUICIDE.
 EVE: LISTEN, MY MISTAKE
CAUSED SERENA TO GO BLIND.
I WILL NOT LET HER LOSE
HER FATHER.
 SCOTT: LET ME TELL
YOU SOMETHING, ALL RIGHT -- I'VE
BEEN AROUND THE BLOCK A FEW
TIMES, ALL RIGHT?
I GOT A FEW TRICKS UP MY SLEEVE
HERE.
 EVE: WELL, AND IT'S NOT LIKE
LEE'S PRIMARY GOAL IS TO PUT US
IN JAIL.
 SCOTT: NO.
 EVE: BUT?
 SCOTT: WELL, YOU KNOW,
COME ON.
IT COULD HAPPEN.
 KAREN: HI.
 KEVIN: HEY.
 KAREN: DID YOU GET VICTOR
SETTLED IN?
 KEVIN: YEAH.
HE'S RESTING COMFORTABLY.
KAREN, I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH
FOR HELPING.
 KAREN: OH, YOU'RE WELCOME.
I'LL CHECK ON HIM LATER.
I'M SURE "MR. MILLER" WILL BE
SAFE FOR THE NIGHT.
 KEVIN: WOULD YOU CALL ME WHEN
YOU HAVE THE RESULTS
OF HIS BLOOD TEST?
 KAREN: CERTAINLY.
 KEVIN: YOU -- YOU HAVEN'T
SEEN LUCY ANYWHERE, HAVE YOU?
 KAREN: NO.
SINCE WHEN DO YOU CARE?
 KEVIN: SHE WAS SUPPOSED
TO MEET ME BACK HERE AFTER
SHE LEFT THE INSTITUTION.
 KAREN: SHE DIDN'T LEAVE WHEN
YOU DID?
 KEVIN: NO.
ACTUALLY, SHE CAUSED A DIVERSION
SO VICTOR AND I COULD SLIP OUT.
BUT AFTER THAT, SHE WAS JUST
SUPPOSED TO GET BACK
INTO HER STREET CLOTHES AND SIGN
OUT AS A GUEST.
 KAREN: MAYBE SHE COULDN'T.
 KEVIN: WELL, IF SOMETHING
WENT WRONG, SHE WAS SUPPOSED
TO BEEP ME.
MAYBE I BETTER GET BACK OVER
THERE ANYWAY.
 KAREN: YEAH, OK.
 KEVIN: THANKS AGAIN.
 KAREN: ALL RIGHT.
 LUCY: EXCUSE ME, NURSE.
YOU LOOK LIKE A VERY NICE,
REASONABLE PERSON.
DO I LOOK LIKE A MENTALLY
CHALLENGED GAL TO YOU?
 NURSE: ARE YOU WEARING
RESTRAINTS?
 LUCY: WELL, YES,
UNFORTUNATELY I AM, AND IT'S
JUST A FASHION MISTAKE THAT
NEEDS TO BE CORRECTED.
AND IF YOU TAKE THESE OFF, I CAN
PROVE TO YOU THAT THIS IS
A MISTAKEN IDENTITY CASE.
 NURSE: HOW WILL YOU DO THAT?
 LUCY: I HAVE A BRACELET.
THAT I.D. BRACELET, IT SAYS
"VICTOR COLLINS."
DO I LOOK LIKE A VICTOR TO YOU?
 GREG: MAYBE IT'S A TYPO.
IT COULD BE VICTORIA.
 NURSE: ADMITTING HAS BEEN
KNOWN TO GOOF UP.
 LUCY: MY NAME IS LUCY.
LUCY COE, REMEMBER?
I THOUGHT YOU WERE TRYING
TO HELP ME.
 GREG: I WAS TRYING TO BE
HELPFUL.
 LUCY: YEAH. TO ME.
BE HELPFUL TO ME, NOT HER.
 NURSE: IF THIS IS NOT
YOUR BRACELET, WHAT'S IT DOING
ON YOUR WRIST?
 LUCY: WELL, I ACTUALLY PUT IT
THERE -- TAPED IT.
THAT PROVES IT.
THERE'S SCOTCH TAPE ON IT.
 NURSE: OH, LOTS OF PEOPLE BE
YANKING THESE THINGS OFF.
IT'S "VICTOR," ALL RIGHT.
 LUCY: OH, PHEW.
WELL, THERE YOU GO, FINALLY.
SEE, I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE
HERE.
IT'S WRONG.
I'M NOT VICTOR. GREAT.
TAKE THESE OFF.
COME ON.
 NURSE: YOU'RE RIGHT, IT IS
A TYPO.
[LUCY GASPS]
 NURSE: "COLLINS."
OH.
OK, TIME TO TAKE YOUR MEDS.
 LUCY: OH, NO, NO.
I'M NOT TAKING ANY OF THAT.
 NURSE: OH-HO-HO-HO,
YES, YOU ARE.
 LUCY: YOU AND WHO ARMY'S
GOING TO MAKE ME?
 GREG: UH-OH.
 NURSE: SORRY.
 LUCY: NO, NO, NO!
NO --
 NURSE: VICTORIA, I CAN'T TAKE
NO FOR AN ANSWER.
 LUCY: UH-UH.
I'M A HOMEOPATHIC GAL.
 NURSE: OPEN WIDE.
 LUCY: NO, NO, NO.
I TAKE ROOTS AND HERBS.
I DON'T TAKE PILLS.
 NURSE: OPEN WIDE.
 LUCY: I NEVER HAVE TAKEN
A PILL IN MY LIFE.
[LUCY SQUEALS]
 NURSE: NOW, SWALLOW LIKE
A GOOD GIRL.
SWALLOW. SWALLOW.
SWALLOW. SWALLOW.
[ Woman ]  ZACK WAS
A FRESHMAN IN HIGH SCHOOL
WHEN ROY WAS BORN-- SURPRISE !
OH, I WAS VERY NERVOUS ABOUT
THE DIFFERENCE IN THEIR AGES,
BUT HE ALWAYS TREATS ROY
AS IF HE'S AN EQUAL.
SHOULD WE ORDER PIZZA ?
OKAY.
ROY ADORES THE SHIRT
THAT ZACK GAVE HIM.
ROY LIVES IN THAT SHIRT
SO IT GETS WASHED A LOT.
I JUST WANNA KEEP IT
LOOKING GREA
[ Announcer ]
FOR CLOTHES THAT GET
WORN A LOT, THERE'S TIDE.
REGULAR DETERGENTS CAN LEAVE
CLOTHES LOOKING OLD,
BUT TIDE HELPS
KEEP COTTON CLOTHES
LOOKING NEWER LONGER.
[ Mom ]
ROY FEELS SO CLOSE TO HIS
BROTHER.  THEY'RE INSEPARABLE.
[ Announcer ]
NOW, TAKE IN THE OUTDOORS.
FRESH, COOL, CLEAN.
INTRODUCING
MOUNTAIN SPRING TIDE
WITH BLEH.
IT LEAVES BEHIND
A FRESH OUTDOOR SCENT.
TRAINS NOW GO 300 MILES AN HOUR.
MAIL, 3000 MILES A SECOND.
[ Crowd Cheers ]
ATHLETES CONTINUALLY
BREAK RECORDS.
SO HOW COME PAIN RELIEF
ISN'T FASTER ?
INTRODUCING ADVIL LIQUI-GELS--
THE FIRST
AND ONLY PAIN RELIEVER...
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ON TOUGH PAIN, ADVIL LIQUI-GELS
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HEADACHES TO MUSCLE ACHES,
NEW ADVIL LIQUI-GELS.
...JUST GOT FASTER.
HERE'S SOMETHING FABULOUS
FOR MILK AND ICE CREAM...
HERSHEY'S CHOCOLATE SYRUP.
AS ALWAYS, A FAT FREE FOOD.
AND WHEN IT COMES
TO CHOCOLATE TASTE,
STILL AS BIG AS EVER.
Cow: MOO.
LOOK, I'LL MAKE YOU A DEAL.
IF YOU QUIT, I QUIT.
OKAY, DADDY.
I JUST QUIT. DEAL?
NICODERM CQ?
I KNOW YOU'RE NOT BIG 
ON "HELP" IN GENERAL.
IF YOU'RE SERIOUS
YOU DON'T NEED HELP.
WHEN I GOT SERIOUS
I REALIZED I DO NEED IT.
 CQ GIVES YOU A 24-HOUR STREAM
 OF MEDICINE THAT'S WITH YOU
 WHENEVER CRAVINGS COME...
 EVEN WHEN YOU FIRST WAKE UP.
NICODERM CQ.
 THE POWER TO
 CALM. THE POWER
 TO COMFORT.
 THE POWER TO
 HELP YOU QUIT.
HEY, A DEAL...
IS A DEAL.
 LUCY: OH, YUCK.
THAT STUFF WOULD HAVE KILLED ME.
NOT AGAIN.
OH, MY GOODNESS.
 KEVIN: LUCY!
 LUCY: OH, KEVIN.
THANK GOD.
 KEVIN: WHAT HAVE THEY DONE
TO YOU?
 LUCY: WELL, THEY PUT ME
IN THIS MEDIEVAL TORTURE DEVICE
AFTER I KEPT HITTING THEM
ON THE HEAD TO KILL THOSE ANTS.
 KEVIN: FANCY THAT.
 LUCY: AND THEN I COULDN'T
CONVINCE THEM THAT I WASN'T
CRAZY, AND THEY SPOKE VERY
CONDESCENDINGLY TO ME, AND THEN
THEY TRIED TO GIVE ME THESE
DRUGS AND -- OH, NOT TO MENTION
I RAN INTO COOPER.
 KEVIN: YOU SAW HIM?
 LUCY: YES.
YES, I SAW HIM.
WE'RE, LIKE, BEST BUDS NOW,
YOU KNOW.
HE WANTS ME TO MEET HIS PARENTS.
 KEVIN: OH, YOU HAVE TO TELL
ME EVERYTHING.
 LUCY: WELL, I WILL -- OH,
THANK YOU -- ON THE WAY HOME.
OH. OH.
 KEVIN: OK, THERE YOU GO.
 LUCY: OH, DOC.
 KEVIN: OK -- OH.
 LUCY: YOU SAVED ME.
YOU'RE ALWAYS THERE WHEN I NEED
YOU.
YOU SAVED ME.
 KEVIN: NO, NO, NO, NO.
YOU SAVED VICTOR.
HE'S SAFE AT G.H. RIGHT NOW,
THANKS TO YOU.
 LUCY: OH, GOOD.
LISTEN, LET'S GO.
 KEVIN: OK. ALL RIGHT.
 NURSE: OH!
WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE?
 KEVIN: EXACTLY -- WHAT
THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE?
I HAPPEN TO BE DR. KEVIN
COLLINS.
THIS WOMAN IS MY PATIENT,
AND I AM TAKING HER OUT OF THIS
WRETCHED FACILITY RIGHT NOW.
 NURSE: NOT WITHOUT RELEASE
PAPERS.
 KEVIN: YOU'LL FIND THEM
AT THE FRONT DESK.
 NURSE: THAT'S NOT THE WAY
WE DO THINGS HERE.
 KEVIN: WELL, IT IS THIS TIME.
AND I HOPE YOU'LL FIND
THE PAPERWORK RIGHT NEXT
TO THE INSTRUCTION MANUAL
FOR THIS DEVICE, WHICH, IF I'M
NOT MISTAKEN, HASN'T EVEN BEEN
USED SINCE THE INQUISITION.
 NURSE: I DON'T RECOGNIZE
YOU AS ONE OF THE DOCTORS
ON STAFF.
MAY I SEE SOME IDENTIFICATION?
 KEVIN: YOU WILL FIND IT
IN THE CHART, IF YOU WOULD JUST
OPEN IT AND LOOK AT IT.
YOU'LL SEE THAT I HAPPEN TO BE
ONE OF THE CONSULTING DOCTORS
ON THIS CASE.
AND THANKS TO ME, THIS PATIENT
IS RESPONDING BEAUTIFULLY
TO HER HEMATIN.
ISN'T THAT RIGHT?
 LUCY: YEAH.
YES, DOCTOR.
I HAVEN'T BEEN CATATONIC IN DAYS
AND DAYS.
 NURSE: I'M CALLING
THE POLICE.
 LUCY: WHAT?
 NURSE: I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S
GOING ON HERE, BUT I'M NOT
LETTING ANYBODY OUT OF HERE
WITHOUT PROPER AUTHORIZATION.
 KEVIN and LUCY: RUN FOR IT!
 NURSE: NO, WAIT.
HEY, YOU -- COME BACK!
COME BACK!
 CHRIS: HEY.
DID YOU AND SCOTT MAKE ANY
DECISIONS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?
 EVE: I TOLD HIM I WASN'T
GOING TO LET HIM TAKE THE FALL
FOR ME.
I TOLD HIM I WAS GOING TO TELL
THE TRUTH ABOUT MY BRACELET
AND OUR ALIBI.
 CHRIS: WAIT A MINUTE.
NOW, YOU MAY BE IN LOVE
WITH THAT APPLE-MUNCHING
SHYSTER, BUT I'M NOT, AND I WILL
NOT BURN FOR HIM.
 EVE: DON'T WORRY YOUR HEAD
ABOUT IT, ALL RIGHT?
HE WOULDN'T LET ME DO IT.
 CHRIS: WELL, THEN HE'S
SMARTER THAN I GAVE HIM CREDIT
FOR.
BUT YOU HAVE GOT TO STOP PLAYING
JOAN OF ARC.
IT DOESN'T BECOME YOU.
 EVE: YEAH.
WELL, I GUESS IT LOOKS LIKE I'M
STUCK WITH THE RAMSEY SELFISH
STRATEGY AFTER ALL.
WE PRESERVE OUR ALIBIS TO SAVE
OUR OWN SKINS.
 CHRIS: IT'LL WORK.
I KNOW IT WILL.
EVERYONE'S GOING TO THINK LUCY
IS JUST OUT FOR HER REVENGE
BECAUSE YOU BROKE UP
HER WEDDING.
THANK YOU FOR THIS.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
 EVE: I'M NOT DOING THIS
FOR YOU.
 CHRIS: WELL, YOU SHOULD.
REMEMBER, WE STICK TOGETHER
AND WE'RE UNTOUCHABLE.
ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS SIT TIGHT.
 EVE: WHY ARE YOU SO NERVOUS
ABOUT THIS, RAMSEY?
IF I DIDN'T KNOW ANY BETTER,
I'D THINK YOU HAD SOMETHING
TO HIDE.
WHERE EXACTLY WERE YOU
DURING THE MURDERS?
 CHRIS: NOW YOU THINK
I'M GUILTY?
 EVE: WELL, IF SCOTT IS GOING
TO HANG FOR US, I HAVE TO ASK.
 CHRIS: HEY, YOU KNOW I SPEND
A LOT OF TIME ALONE.
I PREFER MY OWN COMPANY
TO ANYBODY ELSE'S.
 EVE: SO IN OTHER WORDS,
YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO ALIBI
WHATSOEVER.
 CHRIS: AS IF YOU DO.
 SCOTT: HOLD --
TAKE THE STAIRS.
 LEE: STILL MAD AT ME, HUH?
 SCOTT: I'M JUST GOING TO TELL
YOU THIS ONE MORE TIME -- EVE
DIDN'T DO IT.
 LEE: I'M NOT SAYING SHE DID.
IT'S JUST A STRATEGY, SON.
NOTHING PERSONAL.
 SCOTT: YEAH, OK.
WHAT IF YOU GET JULIE OFF,
AND WHAT IF YOU'RE REALLY JUST
PUTTING THE REAL KILLER RIGHT
BACK OUT THERE ON THE STREETS?
 LEE: IN THIS COUNTRY,
A PERSON IS INNOCENT UNTIL
PROVEN GUILTY.
 SCOTT: OK. YOU WANT PROOF?
HOW ABOUT THIS --
WHEN JULIE WAS IN JAIL,
THE MURDERS STOPPED.
NOW THAT SHE'S BACK IN JAIL,
THERE HASN'T BEEN ANOTHER
MURDER.
YOU LIKE CIRCUMSTANTIAL
EVIDENCE.
HOW ABOUT THEM APPLES?
 LEE: YOU JUST REFUSE TO LOOK
AT THE FACTS IN THIS CASE,
SCOTTY.
YOU'RE BEING PIGHEADED.
 SCOTT: NO, AND I'LL TELL
YOU SOMETHING ELSE, ALL RIGHT?
EVE WANTS ME TO GET UP
ON THE STAND AND TELL THE TRUTH.
NOW, DOES THAT SOUND LIKE
SOMEBODY THAT'S GUILTY?
DOES IT?
 LEE: OH, THAT'S GREAT.
I HOPE YOU LISTEN TO HER MORE
THAN YOU'VE LISTENED TO ME.
 SCOTT: YEAH, WELL,
FAT CHANCE, YOU KNOW.
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TREAT ME
AS A HOSTILE WITNESS
BECAUSE I AM NOT GOING
TO COOPERATE.
I'M NOT.