pc nov 30

 SERENA: IT'S NOT FAIR THAT
DADDY CAN'T BE HERE
FOR THANKSGIVING.
 GAIL: I COULDN'T AGREE MORE.
BUT YOU KNOW, IT'LL  BE ONE
WEEK, AND THEN, THE JUDGE SAYS,
HE CAN COME HOME.
 SERENA: WHAT SHOULD I DO
WITH THE PLACE CARD I MADE
FOR DADDY?
 GAIL: OH.
WELL -- I KNOW.
I KNOW, WE WILL PUT IT WHERE
DADDY USUALLY SITS, HUH?
AND THEN HE'LL KIND OF BE HERE
WITH US IN SPIRIT.
 SERENA: I THINK I SHOULD PUT
MORE COLOR ON DADDY'S
PLACE CARD.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
 GAIL: THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
GET YOUR CRAYONS THERE.
HELLO?
 SCOTT: HEY, GAIL, IT'S ME.
 GAIL: SCOTTY.
FOR HEAVEN'S SAKES.
WHY ARE THEY LETTING YOU USE
THE PHONE?
IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
 SCOTT: TURNS OUT THAT GARCIA
IS A BIT OF A SOFTY WHEN IT
COMES TO THE HOLIDAYS.
IS SERENA AROUND?
 GAIL: SHE'S RIGHT HERE.
HANG ON.
IT'S DADDY!
 SERENA: HI, DADDY!
 SCOTT: WHAT'S GOING ON?
 SERENA: I WISH YOU COULD BE
HERE.
 SCOTT: I DO, TOO.
BUT I'M ONLY HERE FOR A WEEK.
NOW, LISTEN, YOU HAVE A LOT
OF FUN TODAY, AND YOU EAT UP ALL
THE WHITE MEAT FOR BOTH
OF US, OK?
 SERENA: OK, I WILL.
 SCOTT: LISTEN, I CAN'T TALK
VERY LONG.
WHERE'S LUCY?
 SERENA: SHE WENT
TO THE LIGHTHOUSE.
 KEVIN: THIS IS QUITE
A SURPRISE.
 LUCY: I HOPE I'M NOT
INTRUDING OR ANYTHING.
 KEVIN: NO.
NO, OF COURSE NOT.
ARE YOU KIDDING?
 LUCY: WELL, I WON'T STAY,
OF COURSE.
I HAVE TO VISIT WITH SERENA.
I JUST -- I JUST HAD TO SEE
FOR MYSELF THAT VICTOR
AND YOU WERE OK.
 KEVIN: WELL,
WE MADE IT OUT IN ONE PIECE.
I HEARD THAT YOU AND SERENA HAD
AN ORDEAL OF YOUR OWN.
 LUCY: OH. YEAH, DID WE.
BUT WE'RE FINE.
GREG COOPER DID ALMOST MANAGE
TO SCARE US TO DEATH,
BUT WE MANAGED NOT TO GET HURT,
TOO.
 KEVIN: THEN I GUESS I DO HAVE
SOMETHING TO BE THANKFUL FOR.
 LUCY: WELL, I'M REALLY
RELIEVED FOR YOU, TOO.
I -- I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT
GREG COOPER LEFT ME A NOTE
SAYING THAT YOU WERE DEAD,
AND WHEN I READ THAT NOTE,
MY HEART JUST STOPPED.
 KEVIN: OH.
UM --
LUCY, I REALLY AM SORRY FOR ALL
THE ANXIETY THAT THIS HAS
CAUSED YOU,
ESPECIALLY GIVEN YOUR CONDITION.
 LUCY: MY -- MY CONDITION?
 KEVIN: I SAW YOU
WITH DR. NEUMANN ON THE DAY
OF THE BOMBING.
WELL, NATURALLY, I ASSUMED --
 LUCY: OH.
DOC, YOU -- YOU REALLY THOUGHT
I WAS PREGNANT?
 KEVIN: YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT?
 LUCY: NO.
NO. NO.
NO, OF COURSE NOT.
WHY -- WHY DID YOU WONDER LIKE
THAT?
WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST COME UP
TO ME AND ASK ME?
 KEVIN: I'M SORRY.
I --
I GUESS I JUST DIDN'T FEEL IT
WAS MY PLACE ANYMORE.
 LUCY: IF YOU SAY SO.
WHAT PLANS DO YOU AND VICTOR
HAVE FOR THE HOLIDAY?
 KEVIN: YOU KNOW, WE DON'T
HAVE ANY PLANS.
WE HAVE A CLEAN SLATE.
NOT ONE PLAN AT ALL.
 LUCY: REALLY?
 KEVIN: YEAH.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
 KEVIN: EXCUSE ME.
 EVE: WELL, WELL, IF IT ISN'T
MY FAVORITE SHRINK.
I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU HAD
COMPANY.
 LUCY: I JUST WAS GOING,
ACTUALLY.
I WAS LEAVING.
I'M -- I'M LEAVING NOW.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING, DOC.
 KEVIN: HAPPY THANKSGIVING,
LUCY.
 EVE: GEE, I HOPE I DIDN'T RUN
HER OFF.
 KEVIN: OH, BELIEVE ME,
YOU DIDN'T.
SO HOW COME YOU'RE SO
DRESSED UP?
 EVE: DR. COLLINS,
I'M HERE TO RESCUE YOU.
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION]
 KEVIN: AND WHO SAYS I EVEN
NEED RESCUING?
 VICTOR: LUC-- EVE.
 EVE: HI, VICTOR.
 VICTOR: DON'T YOU LOOK
LOVELY.
 EVE: OH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
SO, YOU TWO, WHAT IS
ON THE AGENDA FOR TURKEY DAY?
 KEVIN: THE AGENDA FOR TURKEY
DAY IS TO BE THANKFUL THAT
THE MURDERS ARE FINALLY BEHIND
US AND THIS CHAPTER IN OUR LIVES
IS FINALLY OVER.
BEYOND THAT, DOESN'T REALLY SEEM
APPROPRIATE TO CELEBRATE,
DOES IT?
 EVE: LISTEN, YOU TWO ARE NOT
THE ONLY ONES CONTEMPLATING LIFE
AFTER JULIE AND COOPER.
I WAS STILL IN SHOCK WHEN I WOKE
UP THIS MORNING.
WHEN I FIRST MET JULIE,
I THOUGHT HER BIGGEST PROBLEM
WAS TOO MUCH MONEY AND A NAME
THAT SHE WAS TRYING TO RUN AWAY
FROM.
BUT I WAS WRONG, HMM?
 KEVIN: I KEEP ASKING MYSELF
WHY I DIDN'T SEE IT.
I SPENT MY WHOLE ADULT LIFE
TRAINING TO HELP PEOPLE LIKE
JULIE.
 VICTOR: OH, MONK, THE WOMAN
WAS SIMPLY INCREDIBLE
AT COVERING UP WHAT WAS GOING
ON WITH HER.
EVEN THE PEOPLE CLOSEST
TO HER HADN'T A CLUE.
 EVE: THAT'S RIGHT.
AND BRAINWASHING WAS NOT
AN OBVIOUS DIAGNOSIS.
 VICTOR: OH, IF YOU THOUGHT
YOU WERE COMING OVER HERE
TO CHEER US UP, YOU CAN SEE THAT
YOU HAVE YOUR WORK CUT OUT
FOR YOU.
 EVE: WELL, THAT'S WHY I CAME
PREPARED.
 KEVIN: EVE, NOTHING WILL
SALVAGE THIS DAY.
 VICTOR: NOTHING.
 EVE: LISTEN, YOU GUYS AREN'T
THE ONLY ONES WITH REGRETS.
EVERYONE WHO KNEW JULIE,
INCLUDING MYSELF, IS
SECOND-GUESSING THEMSELVES.
BUT THAT'S NOT GOING TO HELP
THE SITUATION.
 KEVIN: AND WHAT WILL HELP
THE SITUATION?
 EVE: THE THREE OF US PUTTING
SOME OF THIS BAD STUFF BEHIND US
FOR A LITTLE WHILE AND
CONCENTRATING ON THE GOOD THINGS
IN LIFE.
 KEVIN: BY HAVING
A THANKSGIVING DINNER?
 EVE: OH, HECK NO.
NO, NO, NO.
I'M NOT INTO THAT FAMILY CRAP.
I MEAN BY HAVING SOME GOOD,
OLD-FASHIONED FUN.
 VICTOR: A FAMILY DINNER IS
NOT WITHOUT A CERTAIN APPEAL.
FOR ONE THING, IT'S AT LEAST
VERY FILLING.
 EVE: LISTEN, THE LAST TIME
I TRIED TO COOK A HOLIDAY MEAL,
MY MOTHER FORGOT TO PAY
THE UTILITY BILL.
SO NOT ONLY COULD I NOT COOK,
BUT THE THREE OF US --
MY MOTHER, MY SISTER,
AND MYSELF -- SPENT THE DAY
EATING SQUIRT CHEESE
AND CRACKERS.
 KEVIN: EW.
I CAN SEE HOW THAT WOULD MAKE
YOU ANTI-THANKSGIVING.
 EVE: "ANTI-THANKSGIVING."
KEVIN, I THINK YOU'VE COINED
THE TERM FOR THE DAY.
 VICTOR: WELL, DON'T KEEP US
IN SUSPENSE.
WHAT HAVE YOU GOT IN MIND?
 EVE: OK.
ONE WORD --
KARAOKE!
 KEVIN: KARA --
THAT SOUNDS SACRILEGIOUS.
 EVE: NO, NO, COME ON.
IT'LL BE REALLY FUN.
I'VE MADE RESERVATIONS FOR THREE
AT JOHNNY LA LA'S BAR AND GRILL.
 VICTOR: YOU TWO GO AHEAD.
I DON'T THINK I'M REALLY
IN THE MOOD.
 KEVIN: SINCE WHEN?
TO HEAR YOU TELL IT,
YOU'RE THE REIGNING KARAOKE KING
OF JOHNNY LA LA'S.
 EVE: I WILL NOT TAKE
NO FOR AN ANSWER -- FROM EITHER
ONE OF YOU.
 VICTOR: WELL, MAYBE ONE SONG.
MONK --
 KEVIN: IT SOUNDS HEALTHIER
THAN OBSESSIVELY REVIEWING EVERY
CONVERSATION I EVER HAD
WITH JULIE DEVLIN.
 EVE: OH, GOODY!
 KEVIN: ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET
SHAKING.
SINATRA, LET'S GO.
YOUR PUBLIC AWAITS.
[VICTOR HUMS]
 GAIL: WELL, KAREN,
JOE, HOW WAS LUNCH AT
THE SCANLONS'?
 JOE: WELL, I ALMOST ATE
MYSELF TO DEATH.
 KAREN: IT WAS FINE.
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL, THIS SPREAD.
MY COMPLIMENTS TO YOU.
 GAIL: OH, THANKS.
 LUCY: REMEMBER LAST YEAR WHEN
WE WERE ALL CLIMBING UNDER
THE TABLE, REMEMBER, TO LOOK
FOR SIGMUND'S EGG?
WE FOUND THAT EGG UNDER THERE.
AND THEN WE ALL TRAIPSED OUT
TO THE POND, AND WE FOUND THOSE
BABY DUCKLINGS?
REMEMBER HOW FUN THAT WAS?
 LEE: I'LL NEVER FORGET THAT.
 GAIL: THAT WAS FUN.
YEAH, WE WERE UNDER THE TABLE.
 LEE: WELL, SPEAKING
OF ANIMALS AT THE DINNER
TABLE -- SERENA, DID I EVER TELL
YOU ABOUT YOUR FATHER'S DOG?
 GAIL: OH, I'VE HEARD THIS
BEFORE, BUT, YOU KNOW,
GRANDPA LOVES TO TELL THIS
STORY.
 LEE: OH, WELL --
 SERENA: DADDY HAD A DOG?
 LEE: WELL, TECHNICALLY,
IT WASN'T HIS.
IT WAS A STRAY.
IT WAS A SHEPHERD MIX OF SOME
SORT.
 SERENA: WHAT WAS HIS NAME?
 LEE: WELL, SCOTTY CALLED HIM
FATS.
 SERENA: FATS?
 LEE: YEAH.
EVEN THOUGH THE POOR MUTT WAS
JUST SKIN AND BONES.
 KAREN: HOW OLD WAS SCOTT WHEN
HE HAD HIM?
 LEE: OH, HE WAS -- WELL,
HE WAS ABOUT SERENA'S AGE.
 SERENA: WHERE DID DADDY FIND
FATS?
 LEE: WELL, THAT POOR,
MANGY ANIMAL FOLLOWED HIM HOME
FROM THE PARK.
NOW, I TOLD SCOTT THIS DOG IS
OFF-LIMITS.
BUT YOUR DADDY HAD A MIND
OF HIS OWN EVEN BACK THEN.
 JOE: YOU'RE NOT A DOG LOVER,
MR. BALDWIN?
 LEE: OH, SURE, I LOVE THEM.
I'M ALLERGIC.
 LUCY: UH-OH.
UH-OH.
DO YOU SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING?
I THINK SOMEBODY, NAMED
YOUR DADDY, HID THAT DOG.
 LEE: FOR WEEKS.
 LUCY: UH-HUH.
 LEE: HE USED TO SNEAK HIM
INTO THE HOUSE WHENEVER HE HAD
A CHANCE TO FEED HIM, SEE.
AND MEANWHILE, I'M CALLING STEVE
HARDY ALMOST EVERY OTHER DAY
BECAUSE I CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHY
I'M SNEEZING SO MUCH.
 SERENA: WHAT HAPPENED THEN?
 LEE: WELL, THAT YEAR, AND IT
WAS RIGHT AT THANKSGIVING,
JUST AS EVERYBODY WAS ABOUT
TO GO INTO THE DINING ROOM,
IN WALKS SCOTTY AND HE'S PALE
AS A SHEET.
 SERENA: UH-OH.
 LEE: I SAID, "SCOTTY,
WHAT'S WRONG?"
BUT YOUR DADDY COULDN'T SPEAK.
AND THEN I HEARD THIS GROWLING
COMING OUT OF THE DINING ROOM,
AND I RAN IN THERE, AND THERE'S
FATS WITH THE ENTIRE TURKEY
HANGING OUT OF HIS MOUTH.
 KAREN: OH, NO!
 JOE: NO.
 SERENA: WHAT DID YOU DO THEN,
GRANDPA?
 LEE: I SAID TO SCOTTY,
"DON'T YOU JUST STAND THERE,
YOU GET THAT DOG SOME GRAVY."
 SERENA: HEY, MAYBE WE COULD
CALL THE POLICE STATION
AND THEY MIGHT LET US TALK
TO DADDY.
 LUCY: HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I HAVE A BETTER IDEA.
 SCOTT: GARCIA, JULIE IS
BEHIND BARS.
THE CASE IS CLOSED.
 GARCIA: SCOTT --
 SCOTT: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
 GARCIA: KEEP YOUR SHORTS ON.
THIS WILL ONLY TAKE A MINUTE.
 ALL: SURPRISE!
 SCOTT: HEY!
 SERENA: WE BROUGHT
THANKSGIVING TO YOU, DADDY.
 SCOTT: OH, WELL, WHO'S EVER
RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS, I THINK
I'LL SQUEEZE TO DEATH.
 SERENA: OH, DADDY, IT WASN'T
ME.
 LUCY: NO, IT WAS ME.
I FEEL SO LUCKY.
 SCOTT: WELL, COME HERE, LUCY.
 KAREN: HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
 JOE: HAPPY THANKSGIVING,
SCOTT.
12,000 PEOPLE IN MY HOME TOWN
AND I REPRESENT ALL OF THEM.
NO TIME TO GET SLOWED DOWN
BY IRREGULARITY.
MY DOCTOR SAYS,
"EXERCISE, EAT MORE FIBER."
BUT SOMETIMES A MEAL IS
WHATEVER YOU GET SERVED.
SO MY DOCTOR SUGGESTED
METAMUCIL.
IT'S NOT
A CHEMICALLY-ALTERED FIBER,
NOT AN ARTIFICIAL STIMULANT.
THE ONLY LEADING BRAND WITH 100%
NATURAL FIBER...
IS:
KEEPS ME REGULAR, GENTLY,
CHANGED MY LIFE.
NOW I CAN GET OUT THERE
AND CHANGE THE WORLD.
METAMUCIL:
- WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN' AT ?
- OH, CURT'S STILL STEAMED
  OVER CRAB DELIGHTS.
SEE, NO ONE WANTS HIM WHEN
THEY CAN HAVE REAL SEAFOOD...
WITH THE GREAT TASTE OF CRAB
AND NONE OF THE WORK.
LOUIS KEMP.
I'LL FILLET 'EM.
TRY CRAB DELIGHTS
FROM LOUIS KEMP.
BUT I WAS KING CRAB.
 SINGER: ü BEAUTIFUL DREAMER ü
 MAN: FOLKS, WELCOME.
 EVE: HI.
I HAVE A RESERVATION.
 MAN: IRMA!
PIPE DOWN.
SHE'S WAITING FOR HER BIG BREAK
WHILE SHE WORKS AS A BUTCHER --
OF SONGS.
PROFESSOR!
 VICTOR: JOHNNY.
JOHNNY.
EVE, MONK, MAY I PRESENT
OUR HOST, JOHNNY LA LA.
 JOHNNY: CHARMED. CHARMED.
 MAHALO.
 KEVIN: IT'S A PLEASURE.
 VICTOR: I SEE YOUR RAPIER WIT
IS KEEN TONIGHT.
 JOHNNY: AND YOU KNOW I'LL CUT
YOU.
USUAL TABLE?
 VICTOR: D'ACCORD.
 JOHNNY: JUST A MOMENT.
RIGHT THIS WAY.
SO SORRY.
AND TO DRINK --
SOMETHING NEON COLORED
AND FROSTY?
 VICTOR: SORRY.
YES, A JUMBO MALAHOOSEY
WITH THREE STRAWS.
 JOHNNY: GOBBLE, GOBBLE.
 KEVIN: DO I EVEN WANT TO KNOW
WHAT THAT IS?
 VICTOR: NECTAR OF THE GODS,
MY BOY.
 EVE: OH, MY GOODNESS.
WHAT'S A NUMBER 12,
"CRACKLIN' ROSIE"?
IS THERE VODKA IN THAT?
 VICTOR: THAT'S NEIL DIAMOND.
YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE SONG LIST.
THAT'S THE MENU.
I RECOMMEND THE SUSHI.
IT MELTS IN YOUR MOUTH.
 EVE: OOH, SUSHI.
 KEVIN: WELL, YOU CAN'T GET
MORE ANTI-THANKSGIVING THAN
SUSHI.
 JOHNNY: YOUR MALAHOOSEY
HULAHOOSEY, SIR.
 VICTOR: MAHALO.
 KEVIN: WOW.
 JOHNNY: BACK AT YOU.
 EVE: OH, MY GOSH.
WELL, SHALL WE TOAST?
 KEVIN: ABSOLUTELY.
TO THE GHOSTS OF THANKSGIVING
PAST, PRESENT, AND FUTURE.
MAY THEY NEVER DARKEN OUR DOOR
AGAIN.
 VICTOR: HEAR, HEAR.
 EVE: HEAR, HEAR.
 KEVIN: HEAR, HEAR.
 VICTOR: NO, NO, WE HAVE
TO LINK ARMS.
 KEVIN: YEAH. UM --
 EVE: OH, OK.
ALL RIGHT. HOW DO WE --
DO I GO ALL THE WAY --
 KEVIN: PERFECT. OK.
 EVE: CAN YOU GET IT?
OK.
 GAIL: ALL RIGHT,
NOW, THAT'S --
 SCOTT: OK, WHERE'S
THE CRANBERRY SAUCE?
 SERENA: OH, I THINK FATS ATE
IT ALL, DADDY.
 SCOTT: OH.
YOU TOLD HER THE FATS STORY?
 LEE: WELL, YEAH.
 SERENA: DADDY?
 SCOTT: HMM?
 SERENA: CAN I HAVE A DOG?
 SCOTT: A DOG?
YOU -- YOU GOT A DUCK.
YOU GOT SIGMUND.
 SERENA: BUT THAT'S LUCY'S
DUCK.
 SCOTT: NO. NO, NO, NO, NO.
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
 LEE: WELL --
 SERENA: NOTHING'S WRONG
WITH HIM.
 GARCIA: HEY.
HOW WE DOING, FOLKS?
 LEE: HEY, GARCIA.
 SCOTT: GARCIA, YOU OUTDID
YOURSELF.
 GARCIA: WELL, ACTUALLY,
YOU HAVE MAC SCORPIO TO THANK
FOR ALL THIS.
HE GAVE THE GO-AHEAD.
I FIGURED AFTER WHAT YOU FOLKS
HAD BEEN THROUGH AT THE HANDS
OF GREG COOPER, THIS WAS
THE LEAST I COULD DO.
 SERENA: MR. GARCIA?
 GARCIA: YEAH?
 SERENA: ARE YOU HAVING TURKEY
WITH YOUR FAMILY TONIGHT?
 GARCIA: NO, SWEETHEART,
I'M AFRAID NOT.
I'M ON DUTY TONIGHT.
 KAREN: THAT DOESN'T SOUND
LIKE MUCH FUN.
 GARCIA: IT'S NOT.
 LUCY: SO, HERE GOES --
THERE'S PLENTY HERE.
EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE A COPPER,
WE WOULD LOVE FOR YOU
TO JOIN US.
 GARCIA: I CAN'T.
 SCOTT: OH, WAIT.
 JOE: COME ON, PLEASE.
 SCOTT: I INSIST.
YOU HELPED FIND SERENA AND LUCY
AND, I MEAN, WHAT BETTER WAY
TO THANK YOU THAN TO GIVE
YOU MY DINNER.
NO, I GOT A CHAIR AND --
 GARCIA: WELL, THANK YOU ALL.
I APPRECIATE THE INVITATION.
 LUCY: BESIDES, YOU KNOW WHAT?
IF YOU DON'T ACCEPT
THE INVITATION, I'M GOING
TO TELL EVERYBODY WHO LET US
SNEAK SIGMUND IN.
 GARCIA: TOO LATE.
I WAS ALREADY WARNED ABOUT
THE DUCK.
 SERENA: I LIKE THIS
THANKSGIVING THE BEST.
LAST YEAR, WE HAD TO INVITE
THE SOCIAL WORKER.
I LIKE THIS YEAR BETTER.
 SCOTT: YEAH.
 LUCY: YOU'RE RIGHT.
 SCOTT: ME, TOO. ME, TOO.
 SERENA: THE ONLY THING THAT'S
MISSING IS KEVIN AND EVE.
 EVE: MMM.
VICTOR, YOU SURE KNOW WHERE
TO GO FOR A GOOD TIME.
 VICTOR: OH, IT WAS YOUR IDEA.
BESIDES, YOU MUST AGREE
JOHNNY LA LA'S IS CERTAINLY
THE MOST COLORFUL KARAOKE BAR
IN THE COUNTY.
 KEVIN: MMM.
 EVE: YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER
DONE KARAOKE.
 VICTOR: WELL, THEN TODAY'S
YOUR DAY.
YOU MUST TRY IT.
 EVE: OH -- NO, VICTOR.
OBVIOUSLY YOU MISSED MY DEBUT
AT THE NURSES BALL.
JULIE DID ALL THE SINGING.
I WAS JUST WINDOW DRESSING.
 KEVIN: I SAW THAT.
 VICTOR: WHAT A WELCOME CHANGE
TO REMEMBER SOMETHING PLEASANT
ABOUT THAT YOUNG WOMAN.
 EVE: YOU KNOW, IT'S BIZARRE.
WE DID OUR NUMBER TOGETHER,
SHE WALKED RIGHT OFFSTAGE
AND HUNG JAKE WITHOUT --
 KEVIN: WAIT A MINUTE.
WAIT A MINUTE.
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE.
I THOUGHT WE CAME HERE TO FORGET
THE REAL WORLD.
 EVE: RIGHT. SOR.
 KEVIN: AND IN THE UNREAL
WORLD, SO I HEAR, IF YOU CAN
WALK, YOU CAN DANCE,
AND IF YOU CAN TALK, YOU CAN
SING.
 VICTOR: MONK, THAT'S
A PROFOUND PROVERB.
 KEVIN: WHAT DO YOU HAVE
TO LOSE?
THERE'S HARDLY ANYONE HERE
ANYWAY.
 EVE: I CAN'T SING!
 KEVIN: OH, LOOK AT IT THIS
WAY -- YOU'LL HARDLY BE AS BAD
AS I WOULD.
GO ON.
GO ON.
 EVE: ALL RIGHT, I WILL
IF YOU WILL.
 VICTOR: A DUET.
SPLENDID.
BRAVO. BRAVO.
 EVE: COME ON.
IT'S NOW OR NEVER.
 KEVIN: ALL RIGHT, ONE SONG.
 EVE: OK.
 VICTOR: ALL RIGHT.
 KEVIN: GET UP THERE.
 EVE: JOHNNY, JOHNNY,
NUMBER 24, PLEASE.
 JOHNNY: OH, A PERSONAL
FAVORITE.
ALL RIGHT.
WELL, YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANT
WITH ME, FRIENDS, BUT DON'T GO
BREAKING MY HEART, HUH?
 EVE and VICTOR: YAY!
[MUSIC PLAYS]
 EVE: OK.
 KEVIN: OK.
THERE.
ü DON'T GO BREAKING MY HEART ü
 VICTOR: GOOD, MONK!
 EVE: ü I COULDN'T
IF I TRIED ü
 KEVIN: ü OH, HONEY
IF I GET RESTLESS ü
 EVE: ü BABY, YOU'RE NOT
THAT KIND ü
OK.
 KEVIN: ü DON'T GO BREAKING
MY HEART ü
 EVE: ü YOU TAKE THE WEIGHT
OFF OF ME ü
 KEVIN: ü OH, HONEY
WHEN YOU KNOCKED ON MY DOOR ü
 EVE: ü I GAVE YOU MY KEY ü
AH!
 KEVIN and EVE: ü WOO-HOO
NOBODY KNOWS IT ü
 EVE: ü NOBODY KNOWS ü
 KEVIN: ü WHEN I WAS DOWN ü
 EVE: ü I WAS YOUR CLOWN ü
 KEVIN and EVE: ü WOO-HOO
NOBODY KNOWS IT ü
...THAN ALKA-SELTZER PLUS
COLD MEDICINE?
IT JUST BREAKS UP
MY NASAL CONGESTION
SO THAT I CAN
FINALLY BREATHE.
IT EFFERVESCES.
IT CLEARS MY STUFFED UP HEAD.
IT JUST WORKS.
IT BREAKS UP MY COLD.
THERE'S NOTHING ELSE
LIKE IT.
WHAT THEY'RE SAYING IS
ONLY ALKA-SELTZER PLUS
HAS THE POWER OF EFFERVESCENCE.
IT RUSHES MEDICINE
TO BREAK UP YOUR WORST COLD
SYMPTOMS
SO YOU FEEL BETTER. FAST.
IT JUST WORKS.
ü TRULY THEY'REp
I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
 NIGHT TIME...
 I COME ALIVE.
MY SKIN'S ANOTHER STORY.
 LUCKILY, I FOUND THIS
 BODY WASH FROM DOVE.
 IT'S STILL WORKING
 AT THE END OF THE DAY...
 KEEPING ME SUPER SOFT.
ONLY DOVE ULTRA MOISTURIZING
BODY WASH...
SMOOTHES YOUR SKIN
LONG AFTER THE SHOWER...
WITH ITS ALL-DAY
MOISTURIZING FORMULA.
NO BODY WASH MOISTURIZES LONGER.
EVEN MY SHEETS
FEEL BETTER AGAINST MY LEGS...
WHEN I GET INTO BED.
 HOWEVER LATE THAT IS.
ü ON THIS DAY ü
ü WRITING LOVE SONGS
  IN THE SNOW üü
WANNA MELT SOMEONE'S HEART
THIS CHRISTMAS ?
YOU KNOW WHAT TO LOOK FOR.
A WOMAN'S BODY...
IS ABOUT 70% WATER.
YET IT'S NATURAL TO OCCASIONALLY
EXPERIENCE PERSONAL DRYNESS.
K-Y LIQUID IS WATER BASED.
NON-STICKY.
IT'S FROM THE:
K-Y LIQUID.
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 VICTOR: BRAVO! BRAVO!
MONK, THAT WAS SPLENDID.
I COULDN'T HAVE DONE BETTER
MYSELF.
 KEVIN: REALLY?
 VICTOR: YES.
 KEVIN: PROVE IT.
 VICTOR: HMM?
 KEVIN: GET UP THERE.
 EVE: YEAH!
COME ON, VICTOR.
TALK IS CHEAP.
WE WANT TO SEE THE KARAOKE KING
WORK HIS MAGIC.
 KEVIN: YES.
 VICTOR: WHO DOESN'T?
 KEVIN: HEY!
 JOHNNY: NUMBER 19?
 VICTOR: NUMBER 19.
 JOHNNY: 19.
 EVE: NUMBER 19?
HE'S A REGULAR.
 KEVIN: WHAT?
[MUSIC PLAYS]
 KEVIN: OH!
 EVE: YAY!
 VICTOR: ü I'M TOO SEXY
FOR MY SHIRT
TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT
SO SEXY IT HURTS
I'M TOO SEXY FOR MILAN
TOO SEXY FOR MILAN
NEW YORK AND JAPAN ü
 KEVIN: WOO!
 VICTOR: ü I'M TOO SEXY
FOR YOUR PARTY
TOO SEXY FOR YOUR PARTY
NO WAY I'M DISCO DANCING
I'M A MODEL
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
AND I DO MY LITTLE TURN
ON THE CATWALK
YEAH
ON THE CATWALK
YEAH
ON THE CATWALK
YEAH
I DO MY LITTLE TURN
ON THE CATWALK ü
 EVE: YAY!
WOO!
 KEVIN: EVE, THANK
YOU FOR TAKING WHAT SHOULD HAVE
BEEN A MISERABLE THANKSGIVING
AND TURNING IT INTO SOMETHING
THAT I WILL NEVER FORGET.
 VICTOR: ü I'M TOO SEXY ü
 EVE: HEY, WE'RE JUST GETTING
STARTED.
 VICTOR: ü TOO SEXY FOR MY CAR
TOO SEXY BY FAR
AND I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY HAT
TOO SEXY FOR MY HAT ü
 EVE: FINGERS.
 VICTOR: ü WHAT DO YOU
THINK OF THAT? ü
 JOE: THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR AN AMAZING DINNER.
 GAIL: OH, YOU'RE LEAVING.
 JOE: YEAH, MY MOTHER'S FIRST
DAY OUT OF THE HOSPITAL.
I'D LIKE TO BE THERE.
 GAIL: OH, RIGHT.
WELL, YOU GIVE MARY OUR LOVE.
 JOE: I WILL.
THANK YOU.
 KAREN: YOU GUYS DID
A WONDERFUL JOB.
THANK YOU FOR DINNER.
 LEE: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
 KAREN: SCOTT, YOU LOOK GREAT
IN DENIM.
I'M GLAD YOU WON'T BE WEARING IT
FOR VERY LONG.
 SCOTT: I WAS GOING TO WEAR IT
TO YOUR WEDDING.
 KAREN: NO.
 SERENA: HEY, WHAT ABOUT
THE APPLE PIES?
 LUCY: OOPS.
 GAIL: OH, SERENA, I FORGOT.
I LEFT THEM IN THE CAR.
LOOK, WE'LL GO OUT WITH KAREN
AND JOE, AND WE'LL BRING THEM
BACK IN, OK?
BE RIGHT BACK.
 SERENA: OK.
 GAIL: OH, WAIT.
GET YOUR COAT.
 JOE: SEE YOU. BYE.
 LUCY: BYE.
 SCOTT: BYE.
 JOE: HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
 SCOTT: SO, HAVE YOU SPOKEN
TO JULIE SINCE SHE WAS ARRESTED?
 LEE: YEAH, JUST BRIEFLY.
 GARCIA: DOES SHE STILL HAVE
YOU AS HER ATTORNEY, LEE?
 LEE: YOU KNOW, I HADN'T
CONSIDERED THAT OPTION UNTIL
I SAW HOW COMPLETELY GREG COOPER
HAD BRAINWASHEHER
INTO THINKING THAT SHE WAS
HIS SISTER.
 GARCIA: SHE WOULD NEVER HAVE
BEEN CAPABLE OF ANY OF THIS
IF IT WASN'T FOR HIM.
 LEE: OH, I AGREE.
 SCOTT: WELL, EVEN IF COOPER
SVENGALIED HER SOME WAY,
SHE STILL KILLED FIVE PEOPLE.
I MEAN, YOU CAN'T OVERLOOK THAT.
 GARCIA: YEAH.
 OFFICER: DETECTIVE?
 GARCIA: EXCUSE ME.
 LEE: WELL, I JUST HOPE
SOMEBODY CAN UNDO ALL THE DAMAGE
THAT COOPER DID TO JULIE'S MIND.
 LUCY: WELL, HALF THE BATTLE
WAS GETTING HER AWAY FROM HIM.
 SCOTT: YEAH, WELL,
HIM FALLING OFF THAT CLIFF IS
A GOOD START.
COULDN'T HAPPEN TO A NICER GUY.
 LUCY: YEAH, I AGREE.
AT LEAST NOWADAYS, WE DON'T HAVE
TO WALK DOWN THE STREET LOOKING
OVER OUR SHOULDER EVERY CHANCE
WE GET.
 LEE: YEAH.
 GARCIA: I JUST GOT WORD
FROM MY MEN ON JASMINE ISLAND.
COOPER'S PRESUMED DEAD.
THEY STILL HAVEN'T FOUND
THE BODY.