pc nov 24 OFFICER: COME ON. SCOTT: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. LEE, YOU GOT TO GET ME OUT OF THIS. LEE: THE JUDGE HAS PASSED SENTENCE -- A WEEK IN JAIL. THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO. SCOTT: I CANNOT DO A WEEK RIGHT NOW. OFFICER: TIME TO GO! SCOTT: NO, WAIT A SECOND, WAIT A SECOND. LEE: SCOTT, CALM DOWN. NOW, LISTEN. SCOTT: NO, LISTEN. I'VE GOT TO FIND LUCY AND SERENA BEFORE COOPER DOES SOMETHING TO THEM. LUCY: OH. OH. OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD. SERENA! SERENA? GREG: GOOD. YOU'RE AWAKE. LUCY: WHO'S THERE? WHO IS THAT? COOPER. GREG: IT'S SO NICE TO BE REMEMBERED. FRANK: YOU DON'T KNOW HOW HAPPY I AM TO SEE YOU. JULIE: NOT NEARLY AS HAPPY AS I AM TO SEE YOU. IF YOU HADN'T COME ALONG AND KNOCKED THIS GUN OUT OF VICTOR'S HAND, I DON'T KNOW WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED. FRANK: WELL, JUST KEEP THE GUN ON HIM WHILE I CALL THE POLICE. JULIE: DON'T DO THAT. FRANK: DON'T DO WHAT? JULIE: PUT DOWN THE PHONE. FRANK: JULIE? JULIE: NOW. FRANK: THIS IS CRAZY. YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SHOOT ME. [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION] FRANK: DAMN IT! JULIE: PICK UP THE PHONE AGAIN AND I'LL PUT ONE IN THE OTHER LEG, TOO. VICTOR: LET ME SEE IT. FRANK: I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE DID IT. VICTOR: IT'S TIME YOU REALIZE SHE'S BEEN DOING THINGS JUST LIKE THAT FOR QUITE SOME TIME. LET'S HOPE THE BULLET WENT THROUGH. HE NEEDS MEDICAL ATTENTION. JULIE: HE'S A PARAMEDIC. HE CAN FIX IT. FRANK: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? JULIE? JULIE: I'M NOT JULIE. MY NAME IS MARCIA COOPER. KEVIN: ARE YOU SURE? ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU. THE PHONE'S OFF THE HOOK. EVE: KEVIN, WHAT IF WE GET TO JASMINE ISLAND AND HE'S NOT THERE? KEVIN: WE'LL FIND HIM. ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, WE'LL FIND HIM. I HAVE TO KNOW IF GREG COOPER'S BIRTH CERTIFICATE IS ACCURATE BECAUSE I HAVE TO KNOW IF VICTOR IS GREG COOPER'S FATHER. [CAR ACCELERATES] LEE: JUDGE SAUNDERS? COULD I HAVE A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME, PLEASE? JUDGE: WHAT IS IT? LEE: BECAUSE OF EXTENUATING CIRCUMSTANCES, MY CLIENT RESPECTFULLY REQUESTS A DELAY OF 24 HOURS BEFORE STARTING HIS SENTENCE. JUDGE: "EXTENUATING CIRCUMSTANCES"? HE SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT THOSE BEFORE HE THREW THAT BRACELET INTO THE RIVER. LEE: JOHN, THIS IS IMPORTANT. I'M ASKING YOU THIS AS A PERSONAL FAVOR. JUDGE: THIS IS FOR YOU, NOT FOR HIM. LEE: I OWE YOU ONE. JUDGE: BALDWIN, I'M GIVING YOU 24 HOURS. YOU SHOW UP EVEN ONE MINUTE LATE AND I'LL HOLD YOU IN CONTEMPT OF COURT, AND THEN IT WON'T BE A WEEK IN JAIL, IT'LL BE A MONTH. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? SCOTT: YES, I DO. THANK YOU, YOUR HONOR. JUDGE: DON'T THANK ME. THANK YOUR LAWYER. SCOTT: THANKS, LEE. LEE: JUST FIND LUCY AND SERENA, PLEASE. SCOTT: I WILL. LUCY: WHERE IS SERENA? GREG: OH, SHE'S AROUND. LUCY: SHE'S HERE? GREG: HMM -- YEAH. LUCY: OK. I WANT TO SEE HER. GREG: HMM -- NOT JUST YET. LUCY: WHERE'S TED? WHERE'S AL? GREG: OH, THEY WON'T BE JOINING US. OR ANYONE. EVER. OH, BUT, HEY -- LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO DWELL ON THE NEGATIVE, HUH? I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY. LUCY: YOU WANT ME TO BE HAPPY ABOUT BEING KIDNAPPED? GREG: NO. HAPPY TO HAVE YOUR OWN PERSONAL CIRCUS. HEY, AND CAN YOU GUESS WHO THE STAR IS? LUCY: NO. GREG: WELL, AREN'T YOU EVEN GOING TO TRY AND GUESS? LUCY: JUST WHAT DO YOU WANT? WHAT IS IT -- GREG: PLEASE. TRY TO STAY ON POINT HERE. THE QUESTION IS, CAN YOU GUESS WHO'S STARRING IN THE CIRCUS? ALL RIGHT. THE ANSWER IS LUCY COE. WHAT'S THE MATTER? DON'T YOU LIKE PUZZLES? LUCY: NO, I DON'T. GREG: OH. I DO. THAT'S WHY I'M SUCH A BIG FAN OF YOUR D SWEETHEART, KEVIN COLLINS. NOW, THERE IS A CLEVER MAN, WITH SUCH A FLAIR FOR MAYHEM. I COULD HAVE NEVER COME UP WITH ALL THOSE INGENIOUS WAYS TO KILL PEOPLE THE WAY HE DID IN "GENERAL HOMICIDE." OH. I WORRY THAT WHAT I'VE COME UP WITH WON'T BE ENTERTAINING ENOUGH. LUCY: YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY DON'T HAVE TO PROVE ANYTHING TO ME. I MEAN, YOU'VE COME SO FAR ALREADY. IT PROVES YOU'RE VERY, VERY CLEVER. GREG: OH, THAT'S VERY, VERY KIND OF YOU TO SAY. BUT I'VE ALREADY GONE TO SO MUCH TROUBLE. I REALLY WOULD LIKE YOU TO HEAR ME OUT. LUCY: OK. OK, FINE. GREG: ALL RIGHT. YOU SEE, MY PROBLEM WAS THAT KEVIN NEVER KILLED A CHARACTER BASED ON SERENA BALDWIN. LUCY: OH, MY GOD. NO, NO. GREG: OH. YOU'RE AGREEING WITH ME? LUCY: NO, TELL ME YOU DIDN'T HURT HER. SWEAR TO ME YOU DIDN'T HURT HER. GREG: OH, NO, NO. DON'T -- DON'T WORRY. SHE'S PERFECTLY SAFE. NO, I'M NOT GOING TO HARM HER. ALTHOUGH, YOU MIGHT. LUCY: LISTEN TO ME. DO WHAT YOU WANT WITH ME, OK? JUST, PLEASE, PLEASE SPARE HER. GREG: OH, NO, NO, NO. THERE'S NO REASON THAT THIS CAN'T BE INTERESTING FOR THE BOTH OF YOU. NOW, DO YOU REMEMBER THE OLD STORY ABOUT THE LADY OR THE TIGER? LUCY: NO. GREG: OH. ALL RIGHT. WELL, THE SHORT VERSION IS THIS -- THIS GUY'S FACED WITH TWO DOORS. BEHIND ONE IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD WHO WILL SATISFY HIS EVERY DESIRE, NO QUESTIONS ASKED. IT'S A PRETTY GOOD DEAL, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. BUT BEHIND THE SECOND IS A HUNGRY, MAN-EATING TIGER -- OTHERWISE KNOWN AS CERTAIN DEATH. AND THE GUY HAS TO CHOOSE A DOOR. LUCY: WHAT HAPPENS IN THE STORY? GREG: I CAN'T REMEMBER. ISN'T THAT AWFUL? ANYWAY -- ANYWAY, WELL, HERE WE ARE TODAY, AND I HAVE BORROWED LIBERALLY FROM THAT STORY. YOU CAN SAY THAT I STOLE THE IDEA IF YOU WANT. I PREFER TO THINK OF IT AS A HOMAGE, OF SORTS. LUCY: OK. SO YOU -- YOU PUT SERENA BEHIND ONE OF THE DOORS? GREG: YES! YES. VERY GOOD. I KNEW THAT YOU WERE SMART. LUCY: OK. WHAT'S BEHIND THE OTHER DOOR? GREG: WHAT ELSE? A HUNGRY MAN-EATING TIGER -- AT LEAST, I THINK THAT IT EATS PEOPLE. I -- WELL, IT HASN'T EATEN ANYTHING FOR THREE DAYS. LUCY: WHAT IS -- WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? GREG: OK, OK. FIRST, THE DOORS. LUCY: MY GOD. OH, MY GOD! SERENA! SERENA! GREG: AH, YOU'RE WASTING YOUR BREATH! HELLO? THEY'RE SOUNDPROOF. I MEAN, COME ON, PLEASE, GIVE ME A LITTLE MORE CREDIT. LIKE I WOULDN'T THINK OF THAT. LUCY: OK, LISTEN TO ME. YOU LET HER GO AND I WILL GIVE YOU ANYTHING, ANYTHING YOU WANT, OK? GREG: YOU CANNOT GIVE ME WHAT I WANT, LUCY COE. NOW -- NOW -- NOW -- NOW, I HAVEN'T EVEN TOLD YOU THE BEST PART HERE. THERE ARE TWO CONCRETE SLABS HANGING FROM THE CEILING OF EACH ROOM, RIGGED TO FALL AT A CERTAIN TIME. NOW, IF YOU DON'T MAKE A CHOICE BY THE TIME THIS RUNS OUT, THE SLAB FALLS, KILLING SERENA. CHOOSE THE WRONG DOOR, YOU'RE TIGER FOOD, AND THEN ONCE YOU'RE GONE, WHO'S GOING TO SAVE SERENA? LUCY: HOW DO I -- HOW DO I KNOW YOU HAVEN'T HURT HER ALREADY? HOW DO I KNOW SHE'S STILL ALIVE? GREG: AH, THAT IS AN EXCELLENT POINT. EXCELLENT POINT. SERENA? ARE YOU THERE? UM -- THERE'S A WALKIE-TALKIE RIGHT NEXT TO YOU, SWEETHEART. PICK IT UP, PUSH THE BUTTON TO TALK. SERENA: WHO ARE YOU? I WANT TO GO HOME! LUCY, WHERE ARE YOU? LUCY: SE IT'S ME. I'M RIGHT HERE. SERENA: I'M SCARED, AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE I AM. LUCY: YOU LISTEN TO ME. IT'S GOING TO BE OK. I AM GOING TO FIND YOU. YOU HEAR ME? GREG: NOW, YOU MAY ALSO BE THINKING THAT ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS PEEK INSIDE, SEE IF THERE'S A TIGER, CLOSE THE DOOR AGAIN. WON'T WORK. SEE, THESE DOORS HAVE SPRINGS ATTACHED. AND ONCE THEY'RE OPEN, THEY STAY OPEN ALL THE WAY AND WON'T CLOSE AGAIN. NOW, YOU ALSO MAY BE THINKING "WELL, YOU KNOW, I WORK OUT, AND MAYBE I CAN TAKE THIS TIGER." I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE YOU CAN. BUT IF YOU GET KILLED OR MAIMED OR WHATEVER AND CAN'T OPEN THE OTHER DOOR, SERENA IS A BLOODY PANCAKE. ALL RIGHT. SO, DO YOU ACCEPT THIS MISSION, AS I HAVE GIVEN IT TO YOU? LUCY: YOU REALLY ARE INSANE. GREG: WELL, YOU KNOW THAT MOST GENIUSES ARE PERCEIVED THAT WAY. WELL, OH MY -- THIS LOOKS LIKE A LOT OF FUN. I REALLY WISH THAT I COULD STAY. BUT I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT IN JASMINE ISLAND. LUCY: PLEASE, YOU REALLY -- YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS. GREG: OH, NO, LOOK, LOOK, THIS IS OUT OF MY HANDS! NOW, YOU MAY BE THINKING THAT THERE ARE SOME WORKING TELEPHONES AROUND HERE OR ROADS NEARBY. THERE AREN'T. YOU CAN CHECK IF YOU LIKE. IT'S YOUR TIME. SPEND IT ANY WAY YOU WANT. OOH! GOOD LUCK. TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT! WE'RE MAKING TOLL HOUSE COOKIES. OKAY. I'LL SUPERVISE. FIRST, A LITTLE TASTE TEST. Ahhh. RICH AND GOOEY. DEFINITELY TWO THUMBS UP! ( laughing ) I'D SAY YOU'RE LOVIN' THOSE. GREAT MOM, LET'S JUST BAKE, HUH. Ahhh... THOSE NESTLE TOLL HOUSE MORSELS... THEY REALLY ARE RICH AND GOOEY. Ahhh... FINALLY. WHOA! THEY CALL ME A MESSY EATER. DAD. HEY, HEY, COME BACK WITH THE PLATE. COME ON YOU GUYS. MAN, THE HELP AROUND HERE. PITIFUL. Man ( nasally ): ONLY AFRIN HAS SPECIAL FORMULAS FOR NASAL CONGESTION.... Woman ( nasally ): ALLERGY CONGESTION... Child ( nasally ): CHILDREN'S CONGESTION. Man ( nasally ): AND NOW, FOR IMMEDIATE RELIEF OF SEVERE CONGESTION. Man ( normal voice ): AFRIN. ??