pcjuly7

CHRIS: YOUR TIME AND MINE, DETECTIVE.
I HAVEN'T DONE A DAMN THING.
 GARCIA: SPARE ME
THE ATTITUDE, DR. RAMSEY.
YOUR NOTEPAD WAS USED TO WRITE
A DEATH THREAT TO LARK MADISON,
AND YOUR STETHOSCOPE WAS USED
TO STRANGLE GRACE SULLIVAN.
 CHRIS: YEAH, WELL,
UNTIL I GET A PLUSH CORNER
OFFICE, I'M FORCED TO LEAVE
MY BELONGINGS IN PUBLIC PLACES.
ANYONE AND EVERYONE HAD ACCESS
TO THAT NOTEPAD AND
MY STETHOSCOPE.
 GARCIA: OH, WELL, THEN MAYBE
I SHOULD START BY QUESTIONING
ANYBODY BUT YOU, RIGHT?
 CHRIS: THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT
YOU SHOULD DO IF YOU WANT
TO FIND THE REAL KILLER.
COME ON.
SOMEBODY IS SETTING ME UP.
IT COULDN'T BE MORE OBVIOUS
IF THEY SENT YOU A FRAMED
PICTURE OF ME SIGNED
"THE GENERAL HOMICIDE KILLER."
 GARCIA: IF YOU DON'T LIKE
PLAYING 20 QUESTIONS,
DOC, THEN I SUGGEST YOU START
PICKING UP AFTER YOURSELF.
 VICTOR: IF I DIDN'T WANT
TO SEE SERENA SO BADLY, I WOULD
NOT SET FOOT IN THIS DEATH TRAP.
 KEVIN: VICTOR, WHY DO
YOU HAVE TO BECOME SUCH
A JACKASS EVERY TIME YOU COME
TO THIS HOSPITAL?
 VICTOR: FUNNY YOU SHOULD ASK.
I'VE BEEN COMPILING A LIST.
NUMBER ONE, ON YOUR WAY
TO THE BATHROOM, YOU MAY WITNESS
A MURDER.
NUMBER TWO, YOUR FRIENDLY LAB
TECHNICIAN WILL LIKELY SPILL
A GREAT DEAL OF YOUR BLOOD --
ALL OVER YOU.
AND NUMBER THREE, ONE OF US CAN
NEVER SEEM TO REMEMBER WHERE
WE'RE ALL SUPPOSED TO MEET.
 LUCY: WELL, HOW ABOUT
NUMBER FOUR -- IT'S VERY CREEPY
THAT LITTLE EVIE LAMBERT HAS
TO WORK HERE.
 KEVIN: LUCY, YOU HAVE
NO PROOF THAT EVE LAMBERT IS
THE KILLER.
AND NEITHER DO THE POLICE,
DESPITE ALL YOUR BEST EFFORTS.
 VICTOR: WHY WOULD EVE KILL
DR. MARSHAK?
 LUCY: MAYBE SHE REALLY
WOULDN'T.
 BUT WHAT IF SHE REALLY WAS
THE ONE THAT WANTED TO HURT ME
WITH THAT SHRINKED DRESS?
WHAT IF THAT WAS HER PLAN
AND JAKE FOUND OUT ABOUT IT?
 KEVIN: LUCY, EVE LAMBERT IS
MY FRIEND.
WHOEVER'S DOING THIS IS TRYING
TO GET AT ME.
THEREFORE, A FRIEND WOULDN'T DO
THAT.
UNDERSTAND?
 LUCY: I -- NO, NOT REALLY.
I THINK MAYBE IT'S POSSIBLY
A DIVERSIONARY TACTIC,
YOU KNOW -- BUDDY UP
TO YOU AND MAYBE THROW THE BLAME
TO SOMEBODY ELSE, HMM?
 VICTOR: THAT'S A VERY
INTERESTING THEORY, LUCY.
 LUCY: THANK YOU. HMM.
 KEVIN: RIGHT.
I'M GOING TO GO SEE GAIL WHILE
VICTOR SEES HIS PHYSICIAN,
AND WE'LL ALL MEET IN SERENA'S
ROOM.
 LUCY and VICTOR: SERENA'S
ROOM.
 LUCY: HELLO.
HAVE YOU SEEN DR. -- AND I USE
THE TERM LOOSELY -- EVE LAMBERT?
 SCOTT: EVE.
I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY.
 EVE: NO.
NO, YOU DON'T.
 SCOTT: NO, I DO.
I CAME DOWN ON YOU PRETTY STRONG
WHEN YOU WERE GIVING ME THE EYE
SURGEON'S NUMBER, AND I -- I'M
SORRY.
 EVE: I'M SORRY, TOO.
SORRIER THAN YOU KNOW.
 LUCY: WELL,
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION]
 SCOTT: ALL RIGHT, JUST PUT
YOUR EYES BACK IN YOUR HEAD
HERE, ALL RIGHT?
I WAS JUST THANKING EVE
FOR GIVING ME THE NAME
OF A DOCTOR, AN EYE SURGEON.
 LUCY: WELL, THAT IS THE LEAST
SHE CAN DO CONSIDERING IT'S
EVE'S FAULT THAT SERENA NEEDS
ONE.
 EVE: I'M NOT UP FOR ANOTHER
BEATING RIGHT NOW, SO IF YOU'LL
EXCUSE ME, I HAVE PATIENTS
TO SEE.
 LUCY: PAL, I HOPE WHAT I JUST
WITNESSED WAS NOT WHAT I THINK
I WAS WITNESSING -- SOME TENDER,
FORGIVING MOMENT BETWEEN THE TWO
OF YOU?
IS THAT IT?
 SCOTT: NO, LUCY.
JUST -- JUST DON'T JUMP
TO CONCLUSIONS.
EVE, I THOUGHT, WAS THE START
OF SOMETHING.
I HAVEN'T HAD FEELINGS
FOR ANYBODY SINCE DOMINIQUE
PASSED AWAY, AND SO NOW IT'S ALL
ONE BIG MESS.
 LUCY: ALL RIGHT.
I WILL ACKNOWLEDGE YOU PROBABLY
DO MISS EVE, BUTPAL, I REALLY
THINK THIS IS ALL FOR THE BEST.
 SCOTT: WELL, I DON'T NEED
TO HEAR THAT FROM YOU,
ALL RIGHT?
EVE DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT SERENA.
 LUCY: WELL, YEAH. MAYBE NOT.
 SCOTT: WELL, LET ME JUST --
SHE DIDN'T MEAN TO, LUCY.
BUT SHE DID.
SHE DID, AND I CAN'T EVER FORGET
THAT.
ALL RIGHT?
SO AS I'VE TOLD YOU MANY TIMES,
I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF.
 LUCY: YEAH, RIGHT.
I BET THAT'S WHAT JAKE THOUGHT,
TOO.
 SCOTT: WHAT'S HE GOT TO DO
WITH IT?
 LUCY: WELL, THE AUTOPSY
APPARENTLY CAME BACK,
AND HE DIDN'T DIE FROM THAT
NOOSE.
HE DIED FROM A BLOW TO THE BACK
OF THE HEAD, SO HE WAS MURDERED.
 SCOTT: OH, BROTHER.
 LUCY: AND I'M NOT SAYING,
YOU KNOW, THAT EVE DID IT
OR ANYTHING.
I'M JUST SAYING THAT WE DON'T
KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT HER.
WE REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE'LL
DO NEXT, SO THIS IS
FOR THE BEST.
 SCOTT: YEAH, WELL, COME ON.
EVE'S NOT CAPABLE OF MURDER.
 LUCY: MAYBE NOT.
BUT SHE DID ALMOST KILL
YOUR DAUGHTER.
 MARY: I FORGOT THE
ANTI-INFLAMMATORY.
LET GO!
 VICTOR: "LET GO"?
 MARY: VICTOR.
 VICTOR: WHAT A SURPRISE.
THE PRETTIEST NURSE IN THE WHOLE
HOSPITAL.
 MARY: WELL, THANK YOU,
KIND SIR.
OH, I PRESUME YOU'RE HERE TO SEE
MISS SERENA.
 VICTOR: YES, I AM.
WHERE IS SHE?
 MARY: SHE'S AT STORY TIME,
BUT SHE'LL BE BACK SOON.
 VICTOR: OH, GOOD.
CAN YOU LOOK AT THESE FOR ME?
NOW, IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE
I SHOPPED FOR CHILDREN.
COULD EITHER OF THESE REMOTELY
BE CALLED "COOL"?
 MARY: OH, THEY ARE ADORABLE.
 VICTOR: WE'VE ALSO GOT THESE.
 MARY: OH, MY.
WELL, IS THAT ALL?
 VICTOR: NO, I GOT THESE,
BUT MY HANDS ARE FULL.
 MARY: YOU DO?
OH, GOSH.
WELL, THEY'RE THE CUTEST THINGS
I'VE EVER SEEN.
NOW, I -- I THINK THEY ARE
A LITTLE TOO MUCH TO GIVE
HER ALL AT ONCE, THOUGH.
 VICTOR: CERTAINLY NOT!
THERE'S NO SUCH THING
AS SPOILING CHILDREN.
 MARY: OH.
WELL, HAVE AN IDEA.
WHY DON'T YOU GIVE HER THESE TWO
CUTE ONES AND THEN GIVE THE REST
OF THEM TO SOME OF THE KIDS
IN THE WARD WHO DON'T HAVE ANY?
 VICTOR: THAT THOUGHT IS
AS KIND AND CONSIDERATE
AS THE LOVELY NURSE WHO
SUGGESTED IT.
I -- I WANT YOU TO HAVE THIS.
 MARY: OH.
WELL, NOW, HE'S AS SWEET
A FELLOW AS THE MAN WHO GAVE HIM
TO ME.
 CHRIS: MR. McHENRY,
THANKS FOR COMING DOWN SO LATE.
 MR. McHENRY: A CAR THAT
EXPENSIVE, WE SERVICE DAY
AND NIGHT.
I'M SORRY YOU DON'T WANT TO KEEP
IT.
 CHRIS: OH, IT'S NOT THAT.
IT'S I --
CAN'T AFFORD THE PAYMENTS.
 MR. McHENRY: JUMP THE GUN
A BIT, DID YOU?
 CHRIS: IT'S A HOT CAR.
TELL THEM THE FIRST-LEVEL
PARKING GARAGE RIGHT NEAR
THE ENTRANCE.
YOU CAN'T MISS IT.
MAYBE NEXT YEAR.
 MR. McHENRY: MAYBE.
 EVE: YOU KNOW WHAT?
I CAN'T TELL REALLY WHO'S MORE
PATHETIC -- ME FOR LOSING SCOTT
OR YOU FOR BLOWING THE
QUARTERMAINE.
 CHRIS: WELL, THAT WOULD HAVE
TO BE ME, BECAUSE IT WAS
MY FAULT THAT I LOST
THE QUARTERMAINE, BUT YOU DIDN'T
MEAN TO HURT SCOTT'S DAUGHTER.
 EVE: YEAH.
BUT I LOST HIM ANYWAY.
 CHRIS: WELL, I AM MOVING UP
ON THE PORT CHARLES POLICE
DEPARTMENT'S LIST OF MURDER
SUSPECTS.
 EVE: IS YOUR NAME ABOVE
OR BELOW MINE?
 CHRIS: HMM, FROM GARCIA'S
BELLIGERENT ATTITUDE, I WOULD
HAVE TO SAY ABOVE.
 EVE: OK. YOU WIN.
YOU ARE MORE PATHETIC.
 CHRIS: WHAT'S MY PRIZE?
 EVE: A NEW NOTEPAD.
DID YOU WRITE THAT DEATH THREAT?
 CHRIS: NO, I DIDN'T.
THE MOST I'VE EVER SAID TO LARK
MADISON WAS "TAKE THIS
TO THE LAB."
 EVE: WELL, MATT SEEMS
TO THINK THAT IT WASN'T INTENDED
FOR LARK.
HE THINKS THAT IT WAS REALLY
INTENDED FOR HIM AND THAT PERSON
 CHRIS: YEAH, WELL, IF IT WAS
A MISTAKE, IT WASN'T MINE.
 EVE: YEAH.
I CAN'T IMAGINE WHY MATT WOULD
THINK THAT IT WAS YOU.
YOU KNOW, YOU'D NEVER STOOP
TO KNEECAPPING YOUR ENEMIES.
 CHRIS: THAT'S RIGHT.
I CAN DO MUCH BETTER THAN
A POISONED PEN LETTER
IN A BACKPACK.
 DR. MAY: DR. LAMBERT?
 EVE: YES.
 DR. MAY: I'VE BEEN LOOKING
ALL OVER FOR YOU.
 EVE: OH, IS SOMETHING WRONG?
 DR. MAY: IN PRIVATE, PLEASE.
I HAVE TERRIFIC NEWS FOR YOU.
 EVE: OH, GOOD.
WELL, I COULD USE SOME GOOD NEWS
FOR A CHANGE.
 DR. MAY: THE BOARD HAS
AWARDED YOU THE QUARTERMAINE
RESIDENCY.
CONGRATULATIONS.
 EVE: YOU -- YOU'RE KIDDING.
 DR. MAY: NO, I AM NOT.
YOUR DEDICATION TO YOUR PATIENTS
AND YOUR HARD WORK ARE
EXEMPLARY.
YOU DESERVE IT.
 EVE: OH, MY GOSH!
OH, MY GOSH!
OH, THANK YOU, DR. MAY.
THANK YOU!
OH, MY -- NOTHING LIKE THIS HAS
EVER HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE!
OH, THANK YOU!
THANK YOU.
OOH!
I WON THE QUARTERMAINE!
OH, MY GOSH! OH, OH, MY GOSH.
CAN'T WAIT
UNTIL THE FURNITURE COMES.
ME TOO.
CAN I HAVE THE REMOTE ?
I AM SO GLAD
THE FURNITURE CAME.
ME TOO.
CAN I HAVE THE REMOTE ?
IT'S SOFT.  IT'S WARM.
IT'S THE BEST SEAT
IN THE HOUSE.
NEW CARPET.
IT JUST FEELS BETTER.
YOU ALREADY KNOW HOW IMPORTANT
CALCIUM IS FOR YOUR BONES,
BUT DID YOU KNOW
THAT 85 PERCENT OF WOMEN
STILL DON'T GET ENOUGH ?
SO START YOUR DAY WITH TOTAL.
IT'S THE ONLY LEADING CEREAL...
THAT'S AN EXCELLENT
SOURCE OF CALCIUM,
EVEN BEFORE ADDING MILK.
IN FACT, TOTAL HAS MORE CALCIUM
THAN THE MILK ITSELF.
NO OTHER LEADING CEREAL
COMES CLOSE.
SIMPLE.  LOW FAT.  DELICIOUS.
SO GOOD, YOU CAN FEEL IT
IN YOUR BONES.
TOTAL, TOTAL RAISIN BRAN,
 TOTAL CORN FLAKES.
w=a
WHEN IT'S TIME TO CLEAN
YOUR OUTSIDE WINDOWS,
DOES THE JOB SEEM THIS BIG ?
NEXT TIME,
TRY WINDEX OUTDOOR.
ITS CONCENTRATED FORMULA
AND SHEETING ACTION...
DISSOLVE TOUGH GRIME
TO GET WINDOWS CLEAN.
WINDEX OUTDOOR.
I'M 64.
IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO
TO STOP BONE LOSS ?
ABSOLUTELY.  HERE'S PROOF.
IN A LANDMARK CLINICAL STUDY,
CALTRATE ACTUALLY STOPPED
BONE LOSS...
IN WOMEN AT RISK
FOR OSTEOPOROSIS.
WHATEVER YOUR AGE:
HEY, PARKAY,
WHAT'S THE WORD ?
BETTER !
BETTER ?
AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED
TO SAY BUTTER ?
- BETTER !
- BUTTER.
 BETTER !
LOOK AT HOW YOU MELT...
JUST LIKE BUTTER.
MMMM, YOU REALLY DO
TASTE BETTER !
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BUTTER !
NEW PARKAY:
NOW THE FLAVOR SAYS...
BUTTER !
EVEN BETTER.
ON THE ONE HAND, I'M TOUGH,
AS MY FAMILY CAN TELL YOU.
ON THE OTHER HAND,
I HAVE A SOFT SIDE.
AND AT LAST,
THERE'S A DISHWASHING LIQUID
WITH THE SAME SPLIT PERSONALITY.
IT CUTS TOUGH GREASE
BETTER THAN OTHER BRANDS,
YET WON'T REMOVE
THE NATURAL OILS IN YOUR SKIN...
SO IT'S GENTLE
AND EASY ON YOUR HANDS.
COME TO THINK OF IT,
SPECIAL CARE'S A LOT LIKE ME:
TOUGH WHEN NECESSARY,
BUT BASICALLY A SOFT TOUCH.
INTRODUCING
NEW DAWN SPECIAL CARE.
TAKES GREASE OUT OF YOUR WAY.
 CHRIS: WELL, I GUESS IF IT
HAD TO GO TO SOMEONE, IT MIGHT
AS WELL BE MY ROOMMATE.
CONGRATULATIONS.
 EVE: YOU'RE A SPORT.
 CHRIS: WELL, AT LEAST THIS
WAY I STILL HAVE ACCESS
TO THE FUNDS.
AND IT'S ALWAYS MORE FUN
SPENDING OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY.
 EVE: TRY IT AND YOUR ARM GETS
AMPUTATED AT THE ELBOW.
 CHRIS: COME ON.
BUY ME A MARTINI ACROSS
THE STREET.
YOU OWE ME.
 EVE: HMM -- WELL, OK.
I GUESS I COULD DONATE ONE
MARTINI TO THE "MOST PATHETIC"
FUND.
 CHRIS: OK.
 EVE: BESIDES, I COULD USE
THE CELEBRATION.
 CHRIS: LOOK, I NEED TO MAKE
A PHONE CALL REAL QUICK, SO WAIT
HERE AND DON'T GET MUGGED.
 KEVIN: I JUST HEARD THE WORD
"CELEBRATION."
WHAT'S THE OCCASION?
 EVE: I WON THE QUARTERMAINE.
 KEVIN: YOU DID?
 EVE: YEAH.
 KEVIN: WHAT HAPPENED
TO CHRIS?
 EVE: OH.
THEY YANKED IT FROM HIM FOR BAD
BEHAVIOR, SO NOW IT'S MINE.
 KEVIN: WELL, CONGRATULATIONS,
EVE.
YOU DESERVE THE RECOGNITION.
 EVE: THANKS.
KEVIN, I WANT YOU TO KNOW HOW
MUCH YOUR SUPPORT HAS MEANT
TO ME.
 KEVIN: OH.
 EVE: NO, I FEEL REALLY,
REALLY LUCKY TO HAVE
YOU AS MY FRIEND.
 LUCY: GEE, THIS MUST BE SOME
SORT OF WORLD RECORD.
FIRST, YOU'RE WORKING SCOTT,
NOW YOU'RE TRYING TO WORK KEVIN.
 EVE: IS SHE PARANOID OR JUST
INSECURE?
 LUCY: I'M NOT GOING TO GRACE
THAT WITH A COMMENT.
 KEVIN: LUCY, I WAS JUST
CONGRATULATING EVE ON
HER WINNING THE QUARTERMAINE.
 LUCY: OH.
NO.
 EVE: YES.
 SERENA: EVE WON AN AWARD?
 SCOTT: UH --
 EVE: HI, SERENA.
MY GOODNESS.
YOU HAVE GREAT EARS.
 SERENA: GRANDMA SAYS I HAVE
EARS LIKE A BAT.
WHAT DID YOU WIN?
 EVE: I WON THE QUARTERMAINE
RESIDENCY.
 SERENA: IS THAT GOOD?
 KEVIN: OH, THAT'S GREAT.
 SERENA: THEN WE SHOULD THROW
YOU A PARTY.
RIGHT, DADDY?
 SCOTT: WELL, WHY DON'T
WE WAIT UNTIL YOU GET OUT
OF THE HOSPITAL FIRST?
 LUCY: YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT?
THE FIRST PARTY WE'RE GOING
TO BE THROWING ANYBODY IS
FOR YOU WHEN YOU ARE ALL BETTER.
 CHRIS: HERE YOU GO. ALL SET.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
 EVE: THANKS.
YES. OK.
BYE, GIRLFRIEND.
I'LL SEE YOU LATER, OK?
 SERENA: BYE, EVE.
HAVE FUN.
 EVE: THANKS.
 CHRIS: EXCUSE US.
 MARY: I'M SO GLAD JAKE WASN'T
THE MURDERER.
 VICTOR: SO AM I.
EVEN THOUGH I WAS TERRIBLY UPSET
BY WHAT HAPPENED, I MUST CONFESS
I FELT RELIEF WHEN I THOUGHT
THIS WHOLE NIGHTMARE COULD BE
OVER.
 MARY: OH, BUT THE PEOPLE WHO
DIED DESERVE SOME JUSTICE.
WELL, WE ALL NEED PEACE OF MIND.
IT'S FRIGHTENING WORKING
AT A PLACE WHERE PEOPLE ARE
DROPPING LIKE FLIES.
 VICTOR: NOW MY POOR SON
BLAMES HIMSELF FOR EVERYTHING.
HE THINKS IF HE HADN'T WRITTEN
THAT BOOK, NONE OF THIS WOULD
EVER HAVE HAPPENED.
 MARY: HMM.
BOY, KEVIN TOOK A LOT OF HEAT
FOR THAT.
THAT MUST BE HARD FOR YOU.
 VICTOR: TO SEE YOUR CHILD
IN PAIN?
THAT'S WHY I'VE BEEN SO FRANTIC
TO TRY AND HELP FIND THE KILLER.
I EVEN CREATED A CHART.
QUITE AN ELABORATE AFFAIR.
IT COLLATED EVERY POSSIBLE
SUSPECT WITH EVERY POSSIBLE
MOTIVE.
THE POLICE WERE QUITE
INTERESTED.
 MARY: WOW.
WELL, DID IT HELP?
 VICTOR: THEY COMPLETELY
MISREAD IT.
THEY BELIEVED IT IMPLICATED
MY SON.
THEY EVEN SUSPECTED ME.
 MARY: WOW. I'M SORRY.
 VICTOR: OH, IT'S RIDICULOUS.
THE CHART CLEARLY DEMONSTRATED
THAT THE DISTRIBUTION WAS
SKEWED.
I MEAN, TO SAY THAT SOMEONE WAS
TRYING TO FRAME MY SON, AND THAT
SOMEONE CERTAINLY WASN'T I.
 MARY: OF COURSE NOT.
YOU WERE WITH ME THE NIGHT JAKE
WAS HUNG.
I MEAN, YOU COULDN'T BE
THE KILLER.
 VICTOR: YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOU'RE MY ALIBI.
A LOVELY ALIBI.
THIS IS ONE SLAYING THEY CAN'T
PIN ON ME.
YOU'RE MY ALIBI.
I WONDER IF THAT COULD BE
THE BASIS FOR A LASTING
FRIENDSHIP.
 EVE: THANKS.
 CHRIS: THANKS.
YOU KNOW, I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO
HAS THE RIGHT TO BE ANGRY
TONIGHT.
I LOST THE QUARTERMAINE.
 EVE: YEAH, WELL,
I WOULD TRADE THAT
FOR SCOTT ANY DAY.
IN FACT, I WISH HE AND I WERE
CELEBRATING SERENA'S FULL
RECOVERY.
 CHRIS: OK, OK.
LOOK, ANY MORE OF THIS
UNDERWHELMING CHARM AND I'M OUT
OF HERE.
 EVE: ALL RIGHT, I'M SORRY.
YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M SORRY.
ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE
BEEN PUTTING ON A REALLY GOOD
FACE, EVEN THOUGH YOU LOST
THE AWARD.
 CHRIS: WELL, I'M GENUINELY
HAPPY FOR YOU.
 EVE: COME ON.
 CHRIS: NO, I MEAN IT.
YOU'RE A REALLY GOOD SURGEON,
EVE.
AND YOU'RE THE HARDEST WORKER
I'VE EVER MET.
 EVE: YOU'RE A GOOD FRIEND,
CHRIS.
 CHRIS: UH-OH.
THERE GOES MY REPUTATION.
 EVE: NO, I'M SERIOUS.
NO, LISTEN TO ME.
YOU HAVE NEVER JUDGED ME --
NOT WHEN THE AFFAIR WITH DEVLIN
BECAME PUBLIC, NOT WHEN LUCY COE
TOLD THE WHOLE WORLD I WAS
A HOOKER.
YOU TEASED ME,
BUT YOU NEVER JUDGED ME.
 CHRIS: I THINK YOU'RE
A REMARKABLE WOMAN.
SCOTT IS NUTS NOT TO STAND
BY YOU.
HE'S THE ONE MISSING OUT.
 EVE: THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT
I NEEDED TO HEAR.
 CHRIS: WHAT I NEED IS
A STRONG DRINK.
 EVE: YEAH.
 CHRIS: WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE HEAD BACK TO THE HACIENDA?
 EVE: OK.
YES, BUT LET'S TAKE A CAB.
NEITHER ONE OF US SHOULD BE
DRIVING RIGHT NOW.
 CHRIS: YEAH, NOT TO MENTION
THE FACT THAT NEITHER OF US HAVE
WHEELS, EITHER.
 EVE: OH, YEAH.
 CHRIS: YOURS WAS BLOWN
TO BITS, AND I -- WELL, I HAD
TO GIVE MINE BACK.
 EVE: WE MAKE QUITE A PAIR,
DON'T WE?
 CHRIS: COME ON.
 EVE: ALL RIGHT.
GOT A BUSY BATHROOM ?
DON'T FORGET TO REPLACE
YOUR GLADE SPIN-FRESH REFILL...
EVERY 30 DAYS
FOR MAXIMUM GLADE FRESHNESS.
DON'T FORGET ?
 DON'T WORRY.
REFILL FRESHNESS
FROM GLADE.
TINKLE,
WEE-WEE, PIDDLE.
WE HAVE A LOT
OF CUTE NAMES FOR IT.
BUT THE HARSH REALITY IS
THAT WETNESS ISN'T SO CUTE...
WHEN IT LINGERS
ON DELICATE SKIN.
PROTECT THOSE TENDER CHEEKS...
WITH NEW PAMPERS PREMIUM
EXTRA PROTECTION.
AMAZINGLY THIN,
 AMAZINGLY ABSORBENT.
IT STILL SPEEDS WETNESS AWAY...
FASTER THAN
THE LEADING REGULAR BRAND.
AND IT SEALS IT AWAY BETTER,
EVEN UNDER PRESSURE,
SO BABY'S SKIN STAYS DRIER.
IN FACT--
SO, GO AHEAD.
USE WHATEVER CUTE NAME YOU WANT.
'CAUSE YOU WON'T HAVE
TO WORRY ABOUT THE EFFECTS
OF TEE-TEE OR TINKLE...
WITH OUR MOST-PROTECTIVE
DIAPER EVER.
KEEP IT GOING.
O.K., THAT'S ENOUGH.
BREAK IT UP, YOU TWO.
 BAYER RELIEVES THE INFLAMMATION
 THAT CAN CAUSE JOINT PAIN
 AND STIFFNESS.
 TYLENOL CAN'T.
 AND TAKEN REGULARLY,
 ONLY BAYER CAN HELP
 SAVE YOUR LIFE
 BY REDUCING THE RISK
 OF ANOTHER HEART ATTACK.
 ASK YOUR DOCTOR.
O.K., BOYS. LET'S PLAY NICE.
COME ON, COME ON.
 ALSO TRY EXTRA STRENGTH
 BAYER PM,
 THE ONLY NIGHTTIME ASPIRIN.
[MUSIC PLAYS]
 MARY: OH, WOW.
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU, VICTOR.
[MUSIC STOPS]
 MARY: WELL, THAT WAS JUST
SO NICE.
 VICTOR: OH, MY PLEASURE.
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY -- ONCE
YOU HAVE FOUND A REALLY
WONDERFUL DANCING PARTNER,
YOU SHOULD NEVER CHANGE.
 MARY: UH-HUH.
MEANING?
 VICTOR: I MADE THAT UP.
I'M NO GOOD AT BEATING AROUND
THE BUSH.
MARY, I WOULD LIKE VERY MUCH
IF YOU WOULD BE MY STEADY.
 MARY: VICTOR.
OH, THAT -- THAT'S SO
FLATTERING.
BUT I'M AT A POINT IN MY LIFE
WHERE I'M HAPPY BEING ALONE.
 VICTOR: WELL, HOW CAN THAT
BE?
 MARY: WELL, I WAS MARRIED
ONCE TO A MAN WHO I LOVED
DEARLY, BUT WHO WAS DIFFICULT
AS HELL.
SO, I ENJOY THE PEACE I HAVE
NOW.
RELATIONSHIPS ARE JUST TOO MUCH
TROUBLE.
 KEVIN: WELL, WHERE IS VICTOR
IF HE'S NOT IN SERENA'S ROOM?
 LUCY: UH -- WELL, THE WAY
THIS DAY HAS BEEN GOING,
HE'S PROBABLY WITH EVIE.
 KEVIN: LUCY, THAT WAS
A CONGRATULATORY HUG.
 LUCY: OK.
I KNOW. FINE.
IT'S JUST I AM SO SICK AND TIRED
OF BEING THE ONLY PERSON WHO IS
ABLE TO SEE EVE FOR WHO
SHE REALLY IS, ALTHOUGH I HAVE
TO ADMIT SCOTT IS BEGINNING
TO THINK THAT SHE CAN'T BE
COMPLETELY TRUSTED.
 KEVIN: YOU SHOULD LISTEN
TO YOURSELF SOMETIME.
YOU KNOW, YOU ARE OBSESSED
WITH SCOTT'S LIFE.
 LUCY: NO, I AM NOT.
I AM HIS FRIEND, AND I HAVE
TO LOOK OUT FOR HIM.
 KEVIN: NO, YOU DON'T.
YOU WANT TO.
THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
WE'RE GETTING MARRIED IN TWO
WEEKS.
HOW ABOUT A LITTLE FOCUS
ON THAT?
 LUCY: I AM FOCUSING
ON THAT.
I JUST GOT OFF THE PAY PHONE
WITH FELICIA.
NOW, LISTEN, THE CATERER HAS
GONE AHEAD WITH THE CANAPES,
CANAPEES -- YOU KNOW,
THOSE YUMMY LITTLE THINGIES.
 KEVIN: YOU HAVE ONE EYE
FOCUSED ON THE WEDDING,
AND THE REST OF YOU IS FIXATED
ON SCOTT AND EVE.
WHY IS IT THAT ALL WE SEEM TO DO
ANYMORE IS ARGUE ABOUT THEM?
 LUCY: I DON'T KNOW.
YOU ARE THE GIFTED PSYCHIATRIST.
WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME?
LUCY.
AND I'M FED UP WITH IT.
 MARY: I'M FED UP WITH DATING.
I'VE MET SOME NICE MEN AND HAD
LAUGHS AND --
BUT I'M JUST NOT INTERESTED
IN ANYTHING MORE.
 VICTOR: DON'T YOU EVER MISS
THE COMFORT OF SIMPLY KNOWING
SOMEONE'S THERE?
 MARY: FIGHTS OVER WHO LEFT
THE CAR WINDOW OPEN.
 VICTOR: MIDNIGHT SNUGGLES.
 MARY: HA-HA.
STRUGGLING FOR YOUR SHARE
OF THE BLANKET.
 VICTOR: ALL RIGHT.
MARY, I CAN SEE YOU'VE BEEN
HURT, AS HAVE I.
BUT SURELY ONE COULD STILL TRY
AGAIN.
 MARY: OH, PERHAPS, BUT I'M
NOT AFRAID OF BEING ALONE.
AND I DON'T WANT TO GET
INTO A RELATIONSHIP
FOR THE WRONG REASONS.
 EVE: PRETTY PATHETIC THAT
A WOMAN WHO JUST WON
50,000 BUCKS COULDN'T COUGH UP
SEVEN BUCKS FOR A CAB RIDE, HUH?
 CHRIS: SOMEHOW I KNEW I'D END
UP PAYING TONIGHT.
 EVE: HEY, I BROKE A NAIL
FISHING AROUND IN THE CUSHIONS
FOR CHANGE FOR YOU.
 CHRIS: YEAH.
WELL, THE CABBIE WAS
SO IMPRESSED WITH HIS 50-CENT
TIP, TOO.
[CHRIS SIGHS]
 CHRIS: I AM SO EXHAUSTED.
 EVE: HMM.
 CHRIS: THIS HAS BEEN A LONG,
HORRIBLE DAY.
 EVE: YEAH.
POOR BABY.
YOU KNOW, I THINK THAT --
ALL THIS BEING NICE IS FINALLY
TAKING ITS TOLL ON YOU.
 CHRIS: WELL, IT WASN'T THAT
HARD.
WAIT A MINUTE.
WHAT'S THIS?
 EVE: OH.
SORRY.
I SLIPPED.
IT FELT GOOD.
 CHRIS: DON'T APOLOGIZE.
 EVE: OH. NO.
NO, I CAN'T. I CAN'T.
 CHRIS: WHAT?
 EVE: I CAN'T.
 CHRIS: WHY NOT?
 EVE: BECAUSE I'M STILL HUNG
UP ON SCOTT.
IT WOULDN'T BE FAIR.
 CHRIS: EVE, YOU COULD WAIT
FOREVER FOR BALDWIN TO FORGIVE
YOU.
IS HE WORTH IT?
 EVE: YEAH.
YEAH.
 CHRIS: OK.
I GUESS THE ONLY QUESTION NOW
IS, DOES HE THINK YOU'RE WORTH
IT?
 MARY: IF YOU'RE LUCKY,
LOVE IS WORTH THE WORK.
 VICTOR: OH, MARY, DOES IT
HAVE TO BE WORK?
LIFE IS SO SHORT.
COULDN'T IT JUST BE FUN?
 MARY: BOY, YOU REALLY BELIEVE
IN THROWING CAUTION TO THE WIND.
 VICTOR: GOING WHERE THE WIND
MAY TAKE YOU CAN BE QUITE
A RIDE.
BUT IT'S NOT THE SAME
IF NO ONE'S THERE TO SHARE IT
WITH YOU.
 EVE: SCOTT!
A PRESENT!
OH, THAT'S SO SWEET.
 SCOTT: THE CHARM IS
SIGNIFICANT OF THE FIRST TIME
I WAS NICE TO YOU.
 EVE: I LOVE IT.
THANK YOU.
HOW DO I LOOK?
 SCOTT: FRESH AS A DAISY.
 EVE: ARE YOU GETTING FRESH
WITH ME?
 MALE SINGER: ü I'M ALWAYS
THINKING ABOUT YOU
I WONDER IF YOU CAN TELL
THESE THINGS I'M FEELING
INSIDE ME
I KEEP THEM ALL TO MYSELF ü
 FEMALE SINGER: ü SCARED
TO SHOW MY TRUE EMOTIONS
DON'T WANT TO LOVE ALONE
'CAUSE ü
 SINGERS: ü I FALL
SO DEEP
DESPERATELY
I FALL SO DEEP ü