pc july 29 VICTOR: THE WEDDING BLEW UP IN YOUR FACE. LUCY MOVED OUT. ALL YOUR DREAMS WENT UP IN SMOKE. DE QUOI S'AGIT-IL? EVERYBODY HITS A LITTLE ROUGH PATCH NOW AND THEN. THE IMPORTANT THING IS, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT? KEVIN: "ROUGH PATCH." A ROUGH PATCH. VICTOR, I LEFT LUCY AT THE ALTAR. VICTOR: YOU MADE A MISTAKE. GOD BLESS YOU, THAT'S WHY GOD INVENTED THE TELEPHONE. CALL HER. HERE, I HAVE HER NUMBER AT THE HOTEL. CALL HER. LUCY: RING. RING, RING, RING. I CAN'T DO THIS. I JUST CAN'T DO THIS. I CAN'T SIT AROUND AND WAIT FOR KEVIN TO CALL ME. THAT'S JUST NOT ME. I CAN'T CALL HIM. HE'S NOT GOING TO LISTEN TO ME. OK. I NEED A PLAN. I JUST NEED A PLAN. I ALWAYS HAVE A PLAN. I'VE ALWAYS HAD A PLAN. UNTIL NOW. [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION] [ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS] KAREN: HMM. SO, WHAT IS THIS? JOE: THIS? THIS IS A TOTAL ALIGNMENT OF THE PLANETS. WE HAVE THE ENTIRE HOUSE TO OURSELVES. KAREN: OOH. WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO TO ENTERTAIN OURSELVES? JOE: WELL, I PLANNED A LITTLE SURPRISE PARTY FOR YOU. KAREN: IT'S NOT MY BIRTHDAY. JOE: I KNOW. THAT'S WHY IT'S A SURPRISE. KAREN: THIS SOUNDS INTRIGUING. JOE: ALL RIGHT, THE FIRST SURPRISE IS DINNER. KAREN: YOU COOKED. JOE: I DON'T KNOW IF YOU WANT TO CALL IT "COOKED." YOU COULD SAY I BUILT. DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT A MEAN PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH I USED TO MAKE WHEN WE WERE KIDS? KAREN: YES, I DO. I REMEMBER ONE TIME YOU SPREAD THE PEANUT BUTTER ON SO THICK, MY LIPS STUCK TOGETHER AND I COULDN'T SAY THE WORD "NO" WHEN YOU TRIED TO KISS ME. DO YOU REMEMBER THAT? JOE: YEAH, I REMEMBER. I WAS ACTUALLY SURPRISED WHEN MY PLAN WORKED. KAREN: YOU PLANNED THAT? JOE: WELL, I FIGURED IT WORKED SO GREAT THE FIRST TIME -- KAREN: JOE SCANLON, ARE YOU TRYINGO SEDUCE ME? JOE: ABSOLUTELY. KAREN: OOH. KEVIN: LUCY SIPHONED GAS OUT OF EVE'S CAR, AND THEN SHE LET EVE TAKE THE BLAME FOR SERENA'S ACCIDENT. AND THEN, RIGHT WHEN SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO PLEDGE HER LIFE AND HER LOVE TO ME IN MARRIAGE, SHE LOOKED ME STRAIGHT IN THE EYE AND SHE LIED ABOUT IT. ALL THE PHONE CALLS IN THE WORLD WON'T CHANGE THOSE FACTS. VICTOR: ALL RIGHT, MONK. IF THAT'S THE WAY YOU FEEL. IT'S -- IT'S REALLY NONE OF MY BUSINESS. KEVIN: THANK YOU. VICTOR: I'LL JUST LEAVE THAT THERE. OH, MY GOODNESS. IT'S LUCY'S PHOTO ALBUM. DO YOU SUPPOSE SHE KNOW-- SORRY. SHE WAS VERY EXCITED ABOUT ADDING THE WEDDING PICTURES. OH, LOOK AT THIS -- THE TWO OF YOU, ALL DRESSED UP FOR THE NURSES BALL. WHAT A HANDSOME COUPLE. SUCH A STUNNING WOMAN. IT'S A REALLY -- KEVIN: VICTOR -- VICTOR: HMM? KEVIN: VICTOR. VICTOR: OH. SORRY. I'LL JUST LEAVE THAT THERE. VICTOR: OOPS. LUCY'S VOICE: OH, HI, IT'S YOU. SO GLAD YOU CALLED. NOW, BE A SWEETIE AND LEAVE A MESSAGE. NO, REALLY. REALLY, TRULY, KEVIN, VICTOR, SIGMUND, AND I WANT YOU TO. TA. [ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS] KEVIN: VICTOR, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME? ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL WORSE? BECAUSE BELIEVE ME WHEN I TELL YOU IT ISN'T POSSIBLE. VICTOR: MONK, IF MAKING YOU MISERABLE IS GOING TO GET YOU AND LUCY BACK TOGETHER AGAIN, YES, I'M YOUR MAN. YOU NEED HER, SON. SHE BRINGS LIFE INTO THIS - KEVIN: I KNOW WHAT SHE BRINGS INTO MY LIFE! BEFORE I MET HER, I HAD NOTHING GOOD OR HEALTHY TO LOOK FORWARD TO, VICTOR. MY LIFE WAS WORK AND AVOIDING THE PAST. I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN WHAT SHE MEANS TO ME. THAT'S NOT THE POINT. VICTOR: MONK, I ONCE LOVED A WOMAN WHO DID SOMETHING THAT WAS REALLY UNFORGIVABLE. LUCY'S MISTAKES ARE SIMPLY NOT OF THAT MAGNITUDE. DON'T DO THIS, SON. DON'T THROW YOUR LOVE AWAY. LUCY: ON THE POSITIVE SIDE -- [SIGMUND QUACKS] LUCY: RIGHT, I LOVE KEVIN MORE THAN ANYTHING OR ANYBODY I'VE EVER LOVED IN MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE. MINUS SIDE -- HE LEFT ME AT THE ALTAR. [SIGMUND QUACKS] LUCY: OK, OK, PLUS SIDE. GOING ON. YOU'RE RIGHT. SCOTT KNOWS HOW MUCH I LOVE HIM AND HOW MUCH I ADORE SERENA. MINUS SIDE -- MY BEST PAL, SCOTT, HATES ME BECAUSE OF WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE ACCIDENT AND SERENA. MINUS SIDE -- IF SERENA EVER FINDS OUT WHAT HAPPENED, SHE'LL THINK THAT I HURT HER. [SIGMUND QUACKS] LUCY: OH. WHY IS IT THAT YOU UNDERSTAND ME AND EVERYBODY ELSE CAN'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND THAT I JUST WANT TO PROTECT THAT LITTLE GIRL AND I LOVE HER AND I DIDN'T MEAN FOR THIS TO HAPPEN? THIS MINUS SIDE, IT'S A GLUTTON. LOOK AT IT. LOOK AT IT. IT'S JUST EATING UP THE PLUS SIDE. IT'D BEAT IT ANY DAY OF THE WEEK, SIGGY. [SIGMUND QUACKS] LUCY: YOU'RE RIGHT. THE PLUS SIDE IS I HAVE YOU WITH ME AND YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE. HEY, MINUS SIDE -- WE ARE ALL ALONE IN A HOTEL ROOM. BUT PLUS SIDE -- ROOM SERVICE. HEY. COME HERE.KNOW WHAT? WE MAY BE DOWN, BUT WE'RE NOT OUT. RIGHT? RIGHT. [ Giggling ] SO SWEET, SO KISSABLY FRESH. MY BABY'S SKIN IS AT ITS BEST WHEN IT'S CLEANED JUST RIGHT. [ Laughing ] FOR THESE DELICATE PARTS, I WANT A WIPE THAT'S NOT TOO DRY. [ Announcer ] TRY PAMPERS BABY FRESH, WITH NEW MOISTURE PILLOW QUILTING. THESE SPECIAL WIPES CONTAIN JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF MOISTURE... TO HELP LEAVE SKIN CLEAN AND HEALTHY-LOOKING. AND THEY'RE GENTLER THAN THE OTHER LEADING BRAND. [ Giggling ] [ Woman ] WHEN HER SKIN'S THIS PERFECT, THIS FRESH, IT'S PERFECTLY IRRESISTIBLE. [ Announcer ] PAMPER BABY FRESH WITH MOISTURE PILLOWS. JUST BECAUSE A GLASS AND SURFACE CLEANER IS BLUE LIKE WINDEX, DOESN'T MEAN IT CLEANS GLASS AS WELL AS WINDEX. BECAUSE ONLY WINDEX IS SPECIALLY FORMULATED WITH AMMONIA-D. IT LEAVES A BEAUTIFUL STREAK-FREE SHINE... JUST ABOUT ANYONE CAN APPRECIATE. FROM S.C. JOHNSON WAX. KNOW WHAT I USED TO HATE ABOUT HAIR SPRAY ? EVERYTHING. ESPECIALLY THE STIFF, STICKY FEEL. KNOW WHAT I LOVE ABOUT PRO-V FLEXIBLE HOLD ? EVERYTHING. NOW, THAT STIFF, STICKY FEEL MOST HAIR SPRAYS LEAVE BEHIND ? HISTORY. [ Announcer ] THAT'S THE BRILLIANCE OF ELASTESSE, PANTENE'S REVOLUTIONARY HOLDING INGREDIENT. YOU GET NATURAL, TOUCHABLE, FLEXIBLE HOLD. ALL THE HOLD YOU NEED PLUS A HEALTHY FEEL YOU'LL LOVE. PANTENE PRO-V FLEXIBLE HOLD. FOR HAIR SO HEALTHY, IT SHINES. IT'LL CHANGE THE WAY YOU FEEL ABOUT HAIR SPRAY. CUT! KIT KAT BREAK TIME! A-1, 2, 3, 4! ü GIMME A BREAK ü ü GIMME A BREAK ü ü BREAK ME OFF A PIECE OF THAT ü ü KIT KAT BAR ü ü GIMME A BREAK ü ü GIMME A BREAK ü ü I WANNA TAKE A BREAK WITH THAT KIT KAT BAR üü [ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS] KAREN and JOE: RIGHT FOOT, GREEN. JOE: RIGHT BACK HERE. OH. KAREN and JOE: LEFT HAND, RED. LEFT HAND, YELLOW. JOE: WHERE'S THE -- WOW. I GOT TO PLAY. LEFT HAND, GREEN. OH, GOD. OK. HERE. KAREN: YOU'RE STARTING TO BREAK. JOE: RIGHT FOOT -- KAREN: YELLOW. JOE: IT'S ALREADY ON IT. ALL RIGHT. KAREN and JOE: RIGHT HAND, GREEN. KAREN: UH-OH. JOE: OH. KAREN: THINK I LOST. JOE: OH. THAT WAS EASY. KAREN: OH, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING THERE? [SIGMUND QUACKS] LUCY: OH, BOY, SIGMUND. WHY DID I DO IT? WHY DID I LIE TO HIM? WHY? WHY? YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. IT'S NOT THE FIRST TIME I'VE EVER LIED TO HIM. BUT, SEE, I JUST ALWAYS FIGURED, YOU KNOW, THAT SOMEHOW THERE WAS CERTAIN INFORMATION THAT KEVIN DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW, YOU KNOW, MAYBE DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW, AND THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT WITH THIS ACCIDENT -- THAT THE GAS TANK INFORMATION WAS JUST IN THAT CATEGORY. HE DIDN'T REALLY NEED OR WANT TO KNOW IT, AND -- I DON'T SEE WHY I DIDN'T FIGURE OUT THAT IT WAS DIFFERENT THIS TIME. IT WAS JUST DIFFERENT. I'LL TELL YOU WHY I LIED. I LIED BECAUSE I WAS ASHAMED OF WHAT I'D DONE. OH, MY GOD, I LOOKED INTO THE EYES OF THE MOST KIND, COMPASSIONATE MAN ON THE FACE OF THIS PLANET AND I LIED TO HIM BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT HIM TO THINK ANY LESS OF ME. AND I LIED SO WELL, HE IS NEVER, EVER GOING TO KNOW WHETHER I'M TELLING THE TRUTH OR NOT. [SIGMUND QUACKS] LUCY: I CAN'T THINK LIKE THAT. I AM NOT GOING TO THINK LIKE THIS. IT'S NOT OVER. IT IS NOT OVER BECAUSE KEVIN LOVES ME. HE LOVES ME VERY, VERY MUCH. BUT HE -- HE LEFT ME AT THE ALTAR ON OUR WEDDING DAY. SO IF HE WAS ANGRY ENOUGH TO DO THAT, THEN IT MIGHT REALLY BE OVER AND I MIGHT LOSE HIM FOREVER. AND IF I DO -- IF I LOSE HIM FOREVER -- THEN I ONLY HAVE ONE PERSON TO BLAME, AND THAT'S ME. ME. KEVIN: I TRUSTED HER, VICTOR. I TRUSTED HER MORE THAN ANY PERSON I'VE EVER TRUSTED IN MY LIFE. I POURED MY ENTIRE SOUL INTO HER. WHEN I COULDN'T ADMIT TO MYSELF ALL THE HORRIBLE THINGS THAT HAPPENED IN MY LIFE, I COULD TELL HER. VICTOR: IF YOU LOVE HER LIKE THAT, THEN SURELY -- KEVIN: IT'S BECAUSE I LOVE HER THAT I CAN'T. WHEN A CASUAL ACQUAINTANCE HURTS YOU, IT HURTS A LOT LESS THAN WHEN SOMEONE CLOSE TO YOU DOES. AND I'VE BEEN THROUGH THAT BEFORE -- WITH MOTHER, WITH RYAN, AND EVEN WITH YOU. LUCY WAS THE ONE PERSON I THOUGHT WOULD NEVER VIOLATE MY TRUST. AND I THOUGHT SHE UNDERSTOOD THAT I COULDN'T GO THROUGH THAT AGAIN. I WAS WRONG. VICTOR: SO, YOU JUST INTEND TO, WHAT, PRETEND SHE DOESN'T EXIST? KEVIN: OH, HOW CAN I DO THAT WHEN EVERYTHING I SEE, EVERYTHING I HEAR, EVERYTHING I LOOK AT -- EVERYTHING REMINDS ME OF HER. OH, VICTOR, YOU KNOW, I THINK ABOUT NOT HAVING HER AND I FEEL MY THROAT BEGIN TO TIGHTEN UP. BUT DON'T SHOVE A PHONE INTO MY FACE. I MISS HER. I WANT TO SEE HER. I WANT TO TOUCH HER. I WANT TO HEAR HER VOICE. BUT NO PHONE CALL IS GOING TO BE ABLE TO FIX THAT, VICTOR. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING BELIEVING THAT EVERYTHING I EVER NEEDED AND EVERYTHING I EVER WANTED WAS GOING TO BE MINE FOREVER. AND IT'S DEAD. I FEEL LIKE MY OWN CHOICE IS GOING TO OPEN THE DOOR TO THE WORST FEAR I HAVE -- THAT THIS COULD REALLY DRIVE ME INSANE. VICTOR: NO. NO. NO, LISTEN TO ME -- SHE'S YOUR HEART, AND YOU'RE HERS. NOW, GO TO HER, RIGHT NOW. ü YUM, BRR ü ü COOL, COOL LA LA ü ü COOL LA LA ü ü SO COOL ü ü REFRESHING ü ü COOL LA LA COOL ü ü SO FULL OF ü ü LIFE SAVERS ü ü YUM ü  IT'S REALLY DARK. Shhh! HERE SHE COMES. LOOK AT THE STAINS ON THOSE COLORED CLOTHES. JUST LIKE THE WHITES YOU DID. CAN YOU GET THOSE STAINS AND STILL LEAVE THOSE COLORS BRIGHT ? I CAN, OR MY NAME'S NOT CLOROX 2! CLOROX 2 COLOR SAFE BLEACH... IT DOES WHAT CLOROX BLEACH DOES ON WHITES... BUT IT'S BUFFERED TO DO IT SAFELY ON COLORS. DO YOUR COLORS ALWAYS LOOK SO GOOD ? ALWAYS... EXCEPT IN THE DARK. CLOROX 2. A HOUSE CALL WITH DR. T. BERRY BRAZELTON. DON'T RUSH YOUR TODDLER INTO TOILET TRAINING... OR LET ANYONE ELSE TELL YOU IT'S TIME. - NO ! - IT'S GOT TO BE HIS CHOICE. SO I'M GLAD THERE'S FINALLY A BIGGER DIAPER FOR GROWING TODDLERS. WHAT A BIG HELP AND A TERRIFIC IDEA. NOW HE CAN DECIDE FOR HIMSELF WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT. IT'S GOT TO BE HIS ACHIEVEMENT-- NO ONE ELSE'S. INTRODUCING PAMPERS SIZE 6-- SPECIALLY DESIGNED FOR GROWING TODDLERS. LUCY: "DEAR DOC --" [KNOCK ON DOOR] LUCY: DOC? D-- VICTOR. VICTOR: I THOUGHT YOU COULD USE THE COMPANY. I'LL GO IF I'M INTRUDING. LUCY: OH, NO, PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T GO. YOU'RE MORE THAN WELCOME. I AM SO GLAD YOU CAME. I RUINED EVERYTHING. VICTOR: OH, LUCY, LUCY, WE HAVE IN COMMON SOMETHING THAT'S WONDERFUL AND INFURIATING. WE'RE BOTH NOT ABOVE PUTTING A LITTLE SPIN ON THE TRUTH TO PROTECT THE PEOPLE WE LOVE. LUCY: THANK YOU. BUT THAT STILL DOESN'T EXCUSE THE FACT THAT I LIED ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED. I REALLY, REALLY HURT HIM. VICTOR: YES, BUT -- BUT HE'S VERY STRONG. LUCY: HOW IS KEVIN? VICTOR: OH, MISERABLE WITHOUT YOU. LUCY: WELL, THANK YOU FOR SAYING THAT. BUT I KNOW HIM SO WELL, AND I KNOW HOW ANGRY HE IS ABOUT THIS. VICTOR: WELL, I'LL JUST HAVE TO KEEP WORKING ON HIM. [MUSIC PLAYS] SINGER: ü WHEN A MAN LOVES A WOMAN CAN'T KEEP HIS MIND ON NOTHIN' ELSE HE'D TRADE THE WORLD FOR THE GOOD THING HE'S FOUND IF SHE IS BAD HE CAN'T SEE IT SHE CAN DO NO WRONG TURN HIS BACK ON HIS BEST FRIEND IF HE PUTS HER DOWN ü LUCY: OH, NO, IS THIS MY THANKSGIVING DUCK? KEVIN: YES, IT IS. LUCY: OH, MY GOSH. WHAT IS THIS HE'S WEARING AROUND HIS NECK? KEVIN: OH, THIS IS JUST A LITTLE SOMETHING HE PICKED UP ON HIS TRAVELS. LUCY: THOSE ARE DIAMONDS, AREN'T THEY? THOSE -- IT'S A DIAMOND. IT'S DIAMONDS. WAIT A MINUTE. THOSE ARE REALLY DIAMONDS. OH. SINGER: ü HE'D GIVE UP ALL HIS COMFORTS ü KEVIN: WILL YOU MARRY ME? LUCY: NO. I CAN'T BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED, AND YOU ARE A BIT OF A FRUITCAKE, AND YOU LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES ALL OVER THE ROOM, KIND OF RIGHT ON TOP OF MINE, AND YOU'RE JUST A BIG MESS. AND AS AN EVOLVED WOMAN MYSELF, I DON'T THINK I COULD MARRY -- SINGER: ü WHEN A MAN LOVES A WOMAN YEAH ü DOCTOR: I'M NOT HEARING THE BABY'S HEARTBEAT. SINGER: ü I GIVE YOU EVERYTHING I'VE GOT OH TRYING TO HOLD ON TO YOUR PRECIOUS LOVE BABY BABY, PLEASE ü KEVIN: YOU LIED TO ME! LUCY, I ASKED YOU POINT-BLANK IF YOU HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH THAT ACCIDENT, AND YOU LIED TO ME! LUCY: YOU HAVE A RIGHT TO BE VERY ANGRY AT ME. KEVIN: I WISH ANGER WAS ALL I FELT. RIGHT NOW, I FEEL LIKE I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU. SINGER: ü SHE CAN BRING HIM SUCH MISERY IF SHE IS PLAYING HIM FOR A FOOL HE'S THE LAST ONE TO KNOW ü KAREN: MARCO. JOE: POLO. KAREN: WHERE ARE YOU? JOE: RIGHT THERE. WAIT. PUT OUT YOUR ARM. KAREN: WHAT? WHAT IS THIS? JOE: OPEN YOUR EYES AND SEE. KAREN: CRACKERJACKS. DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE KIDS? IN THE SUMMERTIME, WE'D STAY OUT REALLY LATE AND WE'D GO TO THE STORE AND WE'D BUY CRACKERJACKS AND COMIC BOOKS. DO YOU REMEMBER THAT? JOE: I DO. LATE? IT WAS, LIKE, 8:30, I THINK. KAREN: AND YOU ALWAYS USED TO SCARE ME WITH YOUR GHOST STORIES. WHAT WAS THAT ONE? [SPECTRAL VOICE] I AM THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN ARM. JOE: YOU WERE SUCH AN EASY SCREAM. KAREN: [NORMAL VOICE] AND THEN WE'D EAT ALL THE POPCORN, AND I WOULD GIVE YOU ALL THE NUTS, THOUGH. I ALWAYS GAVE YOU -- JOE: RIGHT, WHICH I RECALL YOU SOMEHOW THOUGHT THAT ENTITLED YOU TO THE PRIZE. KAREN: WELL, YEAH. YOU ALWAYS USED TO FIGHT ME FOR THE PRIZE. I BET YOU COULDN'T RESIST THIS TIME, HMM? JOE: OPEN IT AND SEE. KAREN: IS -- IS THIS -- IS THIS WHAT I THINK IT IS? JOE: DO YOU REMEMBER IT? KAREN: YEAH. THIS WAS THE PRIZE. AND WE KEPT FIGHTING OVER WHO WOULD GET TO KEEP IT, AND SO WE TRADED IT BACK AND FORTH THAT WHOLE SUMMER. JOE: AND BEFORE WE WENT BACK TO SCHOOL, YOU SAID I COULD HAVE IT. KAREN: I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D WANT TO HANG OUT WITH ME ANYMORE. IT WAS A BRIBE. JOE: I WAS SO HONORED TO HAVE SOMETHING THAT YOU HAD WORN. AND I FIGURED IT WAS BETTER THAN ASKING FOR A T-SHIRT. KAREN: YOU WERE A ROMANTIC EVEN BACK THEN. WOW. JOE: KAREN, I HAVE LOVED YOU FOREVER. MORE THAN ANYTHING, I WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH YOU. KAREN, WILL YOU MARRY ME? LISTEN, I KNOW -- I KNOW THE IDEA OF MARRIAGE IS SCARY. I MEAN, YOU TRIED IT ONCE AND IT DIDN'T WORK OUT. BUT I CAN BE BRAVE FOR BOTH OF US. KAREN, I KEPT THIS RING ALL THESE YEARS BECAUSE IT IS A CONSTANT REMINDER TO ME OF THE ONLY WOMAN WHO EVER STOLE MY HEART. I'M GIVING IT BACK TO YOU NOW WITH THE PROMISE OF ALL MY LOVE AND A PROMISE TO STAND BY YOU ALWAYS AND FOREVER. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SAY YES. KAREN: YES. YES. YES. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. KAREN: YES.