pc july 27 LUCY: OH, GOOD GRIEF. OK, TURN AROUND QUICKLY. KEVIN: WHAT'D I DO? LUCY: JUST TURN AROUND. IT'S BAD LUCK. KEVIN: YOU DON'T TAKE THAT SERIOUSLY. MAC: RIGHT BEFORE THE MINISTER GREETS EVERYONE, I'LL STAND UP AND ANNOUNCE THAT WE'RE NOT GETTING MARRIED. FELICIA: LUCY HAD ONE OF HER PREMONITIONS ABOUT A BRIDE RUSHING OUT OF THE CHURCH IN TEARS. LUCY: THIS FEELING WAS SO OVERWHELMING AND SO POWERFUL IT'S GOT TO BE TRUE. MAC: MARRY ME. EVE: THE BLOWUP STILLS FROM THE SECURITY CAMERA. LUCY COE SIPHONING GAS FROM MY CAR. REV. McINTIRE: DEARLY BELOVED, WE HAVE COME TOGETHER IN THE PRESENCE OF GOD TO WITNESS THE JOINING TOGETHER OF THIS MAN AND THIS WOMAN IN HOLY MATRIMONY. THE BOND AND COVENANT OF MARRIAGE WAS ESTABLISHED BY GOD IN CREATION. OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST -- SERENA: WHAT'S HAPPENING NOW? SCOTT: WELL, KEVIN LOOKS HAPPY, BUT I THINK LUCY'S GOING TO BE CRYING HAPPY TEARS THE WHOLE CEREMONY. SERENA: WHEN DO THEY SAY "I DO"? SCOTT: AFTER THE REVEREND REMINDS US OF HOW SERIOUS THE CEREMONY IS. REV. McINTIRE: THE UNION OF HUSBAND AND WIFE IN HEART, BODY, AND MIND IS INTENDED BY GOD FOR THEIR MUTUAL JOY -- VICTOR: THAT'S MY BOY. REV. McINTIRE: FOR THE HELP AND COMFORT GIVEN ONE ANOTHER IN PROSPERITY AND ADVERSITY. THEREFORE, MARRIAGE IS NOT TO BE ENTERED INTO LIGHTLY OR UNADVISEDLY, BUT REVERENTLY, DELIBERATELY, WITH THE PURPOSES FOR WHICH IT WAS INSTITUTED BY GOD. INTO THIS UNION -- [DOOR OPENS] REV. McINTIRE: LUCY COE AND KEVIN COLLINS COME TO BE JOINED. LUCY AND KEVIN -- EVE: JUST IN TIME. [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION] REV. McINTIRE: LOVE NEVER FAILS. BUT WHITHER THERE ARE PROPHECIES, THEY WILL FAIL. WHITHER THERE ARE TONGUES, THEY WILL CEASE. WHITHER THERE IS KNOWLEDGE, IT WILL VANISH AWAY. FOR WE KNOW IN PART AND WE PROPHECY IN PART. BUT WHEN THAT WHICH IS PERFECT HAS COME -- JOE: WE HAVE A GATECRASHER. REV. McINTIRE: THEN THAT WHICH IS IN PART WILL BE DONE AWAY. WHEN I WAS A CHILD, I SPOKE AS A CHILD. I UNDERSTOOD AS A CHILD. GAIL: WHAT IS EVE DOING HERE? LEE: I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE KEVIN INVITED HER. REV. McINTIRE: FOR NOW WE SEE IN A MIRROR DARKLY -- SERENA: WHY IS EVERYBODY WHISPERING? REV. McINTIRE: NOW I KNOW IN PART, BUT THEN I SHALL KNOW JUST AS I ALSO AM KNOWN. AND NOW ABIDE FAITH, HOPE, LOVE. SCOTT: EVE SHOWED UP A LITTLE LATE. REV. McINTIRE: BUT THE GREATEST OF THESE IS LOVE. SERENA: OH, I'M SO GLAD EVE'S HERE. REV. McINTIRE: LUCY AND KEVIN, WOULD YOU PLEASE TURN AND FACE YOUR GUESTS. MARRIAGE IS AN UNDERTAKING THAT REQUIRES THE GOODWILL OF FRIENDS, FAMILY, AND COMMUNITY. TODAY, YOU, THE GUESTS, PLAY AN IMPORTANT ROLE AS WITNESSES TO THIS CEREMONY. IN THE FUTURE, YOU WILL PLAY A ROLE EQUALLY VITAL TO LUCY AND KEVIN AS SUPPORTERS OF THEIR UNION. IF THERE IS ANYONE AMONG YOU NOW WHO CAN SHOW JUST CAUSE WHY KEVIN COLLINS AND LUCY COE MAY NOT BE LAWFULLY MARRIED, SPEAK NOW OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE. THEREFORE, IN THE ABSENCE OF SUCH KNOWLEDGE -- EVE: WAIT. [CONGREGATION MURMURS] REV. McINTIRE: DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY? LUCY: HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT MY WEDDING. EVE: KEVIN, I HAVE SOME VERY IMPORTANT INFORMATION FOR YOU. KEVIN: I'M KIND OF BUSY RIGHT NOW, EVE. DON'T YOU THINK IT COULD WAIT? EVE: IF I COULD, I WOULDN'T BE HERE. LUCY: I WANT YOU TO GET OUT OF HERE. I WANT YOU TO LEAVE OR ELSE -- MAC, I WANT YOU TO ARREST HER FOR DISTURBING THE PEACE. ARREST HER. MAC: LISTEN, IS THIS REALLY NECESSARY? EVE: LUCY? LUCY -- LISTEN, WE CAN DO THIS IN FRONT OF EVERYONE, OR WE CAN DO THIS CONVERSATION IN PRIVATE. NOW, I PERSONALLY DO NOT WANT TO UPSET SERENA. YOUR CHOICE. LUCY: DOC, I NEED TO SPEAK WITH YOU ALONE. KEVIN: LUCY, WHAT IS GOING ON? LUCY: I'LL EXPLAIN. REV. McINTIRE: YOU MAY USE MY CHAMBERS. LUCY: THANK YOU. FELICIA: DO YOU WANT ME TO COME WITH YOU? LUCY: NO. LISTEN, WHAT I REALLY NEED YOU TO DO IS STALL. FELICIA: HUH? LUCY: JUST -- JUST -- IT'S A KIND OF A PRIVATE MATTER, AND JUST KEEP PEOPLE OCCUPIED FOR A MINUTE, OK? FELICIA: OK. LUCY: EXCUSE ME, EVERYONE. THERE'S JUST BEEN A TINY DELAY, AND IT'S FINE. WE'LL BE BACK IN A MOMENT. BUT JUST HOLD YOUR SEATS. AND THE ORGANIST KNOWS SOME REALLY SNAPPY TUNES, I'M SURE, SO STRIKE THOSE TUNES, AND WE'LL BE BACK IN A JIFFY. MAC: FELICIA, WHAT'S GOING ON? FELICIA: I DON'T KNOW. BUT I'M SURE IT'S GOING TO START UP VERY SOON. LET'S JUST TRY TO RELAX AND ENJOY THIS BEAUTIFUL DAY, OK? MAC: OK, OK. FELICIA: ORGANIST, HIT IT. [ORGANIST PLAYS UP-TEMPO MUSIC] VICTOR: THE NERVE OF THAT WOMAN, INTERRUPTING THIS LOVELY CEREMONY. MARY: WELL, EVE'S ALWAYS BEEN A TROUBLEMAKER, BUT I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYONE INTERRUPT A WEDDING BEFORE. VICTOR: I SAW IT HAPPEN ONCE BEFORE, IN BARCELONA. THERE WAS GUNPLAY. LEE: WHAT COULD EVE HAVE IN AN ENVELOPE THAT COULD STOP A WEDDING? GAIL: I CAN'T IMAGINE. POOR KEVIN. AUDREY: POOR LUCY. KAREN: SO, WHAT HAPPENS NOW? ELLEN: WE WAIT. JOE: WHAT IS EVE UP TO? MATT: WELL, SHE MUST HAVE A GOOD REASON. MIKE: IT BETTER BE GOOD, OR LUCY WILL CUT HER TO RIBBONS. REV. McINTIRE: PERHAPS I CAN BE OF SOME ASSISTANCE. LUCY: NO, REVEREND. THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH. THIS IS JUST A SIMPLE MISUNDERSTANDING BETWEEN OLD FRIENDS. WE'LL BE RIGHT OUT. THANKS FOR YOUR CONCERN. WE'RE OK. KEVIN: ALL RIGHT. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? EVE: KEVIN, YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I RESPECT YOU. KEVIN: AND I'M GLAD TO HEAR IT. WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH INTERRUPTING MY WEDDING? LUCY: THIS IS GOOD. THIS IS -- THIS IS FOR THE BEST. DOC, YOU'RE GOING TO FIND OUT SOMETHING PROBABLY THAT YOU WON'T BE VERY HAPPY ABOUT, BUT I KNOW -- IN FACT, I'M CERTAIN THAT IN TIME YOU'LL COME TO UNDERSTAND IT ALL. KEVIN: LET'S SKIP THE PREAMBLE. WHAT IS GOING ON? EVE: DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN I TOLD YOU THAT I THOUGHT LUCY TAMPERED WITH MY CAR THE DAY OF SERENA'S ACCIDENT? KEVIN: YES. SHE SWORE SHE DIDN'T. LUCY: AND I JUST HAVE TO PROTECT THE PEOPLE THAT I LOVE. EVE: A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS. THESE ARE PHOTOS TAKEN OF MY CAR BY A SECURITY CAMERA THE DAY OF THE ACCIDENT. ü ARE YOU LONESOME TONIGHT ü ü DO YOU MISS ME TONIGHT ü ü ARE YOU SORRY WE DRIFTED APART ü U NEVER KNOW WHEN LOVEMIGHT SURPRISE YOU, SO BE READY WITH SCOPE. NOTHING KILLS MORE BAD-BREATH GERMS. ITS MINTY TINGLE GETS BREATH SCOPE CLEAN AND FRESH. REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER CUP. I SLIP IN UNNOTICED. PENETRATE THE DEFENSES. SECURE THE DISCS. THEN DESTROY THE EVIDENCE. THERE'S NO WRONG WAY TO EAT A REESE'S. MORNING. A TRANQUIL TIME TO PREPARE THAT PERFECT CEREAL BREAKFAST. GRAINS, HARVESTED BY HAND. MILK, FRESH FROM THE SOURCE. ALL METICULOUSLY ARRANGED... YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING. OF COURSE. FOR MORNINGS AT YOUR PACE THERE'S NEW KELLOGG'S BREAKFAST MATES. WITH A BOWL OF YOUR KIDS' FAVORITE KELLOGG'S CEREAL MILK AND SPOON IN ONE. IT'S EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO MAKE BREAKFAST... EASIER. KELLOGG'S BREAKFAST MATES. IN THE REFRIGERATED SECTION. A HOUSE CALL WITH DR. T. BERRY BRAZELTON. DON'T RUSH YOUR TODDLER INTO TOILET TRAINING... OR LET ANYONE ELSE TELL YOU IT'S TIME. - NO ! - IT'S GOT TO BE HIS CHOICE. SO I'M GLAD THERE'S FINALLY A BIGGER DIAPER FOR GROWING TODDLERS. WHAT A BIG HELP AND A TERRIFIC IDEA. NOW HE CAN DECIDE FOR HIMSELF WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT. IT'S GOT TO BE HIS ACHIEVEMENT-- NO ONE ELSE'S. INTRODUCING PAMPERS SIZE 6-- SPECIALLY DESIGNED FOR GROWING TODDLERS. LUCY: I KNOW THIS LOOKS BAD -- REALLY, REALLY BAD. KEVIN: YOU SIPHONED EVE'S GAS? LUCY: I KNOW I SAID I DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH SERENA'S ACCIDENT, BUT I DID. KEVIN: I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. EVE: KEVIN, YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN SUCH A GOOD FRIEND TO ME. I COULDN'T STAND TO SEE HER LIE TO YOU ANY LONGER. LUCY: STOP IT, EVE, PLEASE. THIS IS NOT ABOUT KEVIN. THIS IS ABOUT YOU AND ME. YOU JUST WANT TO USE KEVIN TO GET AT ME. KEVIN: EVE, WOULD YOU MIND LEAVING US ALONE, PLEASE? EVE: OF COURSE. [MUSIC PLAYS] LUCY: I AM SO SORRY. I AM SORRIER THAN SORRY. KEVIN: YOU LIED TO ME! LUCY, I ASKED YOU POINT-BLANK IF YOU HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH THAT ACCIDENT, AND YOU LIED TO ME! LUCY: WELL, I WAS AFRAID. I WAS AFRAID TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH BECAUSE I WAS SCARED YOU JUST COULDN'T REALLY UNDERSTAND. KEVIN: UNDERSTAND WHAT, THAT YOU HAD A HAND IN ALMOST KILLING SERENA? LUCY, I LOOKED AT YOU STRAIGHT IN THE EYE AND I ASKED YOU TO BE HONEST WITH ME, AND YOU REPLIED BY LYING TO ME! LUCY: BUT I DIDN'T REALLY HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE ACTUAL ACCIDENT -- SERENA'S ACTUAL ACCIDENT. SEE, ALL I DID WAS JUST SIPHON THE GAS OFF BECAUSE I WANTED TO BE THE HERO. I WANTED TO BE THE ONE THAT PICKED UP SERENA AT THE BALLET CLASS, NOT EVE. SO I SIPHONED THE GAS. I JUST -- I NEVER DREAMED THAT SERENA WOULD BE IN THE CAR WHEN EVE RAN OUT OF GAS, AND I NEVER DREAMED THAT EVE WOULD BE SO STUPID TO LEAVE SERENA ALONE IN THE CAR. KEVIN: THAT IS THE MOST PATHETIC RATIONALIZATION I'VE EVER HEARD. YOU DON'T GET IT, DO YOU? EVEN NOW, YOU DON'T SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE. SCOTT: HEY, FELICIA? FELICIA: YEAH? SCOTT: WHAT DID EVE SHOW LUCY? MAC: WELL, I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT KNOW. SHE WAS YOUR GIRLFRIEND. SCOTT: WELL, NOT ANYMORE. I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S UP TO. FELICIA: WELL, WE'RE NOT GOING TO FIND OUT ANYTHING HANGING AROUND OUT HERE. MAC: NOW, WAIT A MINUTE. LOOK, LUCY SAID SHE WANTED TO HANDLE THIS IN PRIVATE. FELICIA: ANYTHING COULD BE GOING ON BACK THERE. LUCY MIGHT NEED ME. KEVIN MIGHT NEED YOU. MAC: IF THEY NEED US, THEY KNOW WHERE WE ARE. I THINK WE SHOULD RESPECT THEIR RIGHT TO PRIVACY. SCOTT: THEY DIDN'T SAY THAT TO ME, SO I'M GOING TO CHECK THINGS OUT. NOW, YOU LOOK HAPPY. YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED. SCOTT: WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? YOU'RE SO JEALOUS OF LUCY THAT YOU CAN'T BEAR TO SEE HER HAPPY ON WHAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE THE MOST IMPORTANT, HAPPIEST DAY OF HER LIFE. YOU GOT TO RUIN IT. EVE: I CAME HERE TO SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT. SCOTT: NO, YOU DIDN'T. YOU CAME HERE TO CAUSE TROUBLE, EVE. EVE: SCOTT, LUCY HELPED CAUSE SERENA'S ACCIDENT. SCOTT: YEAH, I KNOW. YOU KEEP SAYING THAT, BUT YOU CAN'T PROVE IT. EVE: I HAVE PHOTOS THAT SHOW LUCY SIPHONING GAS OUT OF MY CAR. I GOT THEM FROM THE JEWELRY STORE ACROSS THE STREET FROM YOUR HOUSE. THE OWNER HAS SECURITY CAMERAS EVERYWHERE. SCOTT: LET ME SEE THESE PHOTOS. KEVIN: KEVIN HAS THEM. SCOTT: YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT LUCY IS RESPONSIBLE FOR YOU RUNNING OUT OF GAS? LUCY: DOC, THE CONSTANTS IN MY LIFE ARE MY LOVE FOR SERENA AND MY LOVE FOR YOU, AND YOU KNOW I WOULD LAY DOWN MY LIFE BEFORE I'D EVER DO ANYTHING TO HURT EITHER ONE OF YOU. KEVIN: YEAH, BUT YOU MANAGED TO HURT US BOTH, DIDN'T YOU? LUCY: YOU'RE BREAKING MY HEART. YOU KNOW I WOULD NEVER DELIBERATELY CAUSE YOU PAIN, AND I WAS JUST TRYING TO PROTECT SERENA. KEVIN: LUCY, HOW DO YOU PROTECT SERENA BY LYING TO MY FACE? LUCY: I'M NOT PERFECT, OK? SOMETIMES I AM JUST SO DARN IMPERFECT I CAN'T STAND MYSELF. I'M ILLOGICAL AND VAIN AND IMPULSIVE AND JUST STUBBORN AND WILLFUL AND -- DOC, I THOUGHT THAT'S SOME OF THOSE QUALITIES THAT YOU DO LOVE ABOUT ME. KEVIN: EXCEPT WHEN THEY'RE DESTRUCTIVE, LUCY. LUCY: I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH, AND YOU LOVE ME, I KNOW, SO WE JUST -- WE JUST HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT, AND THEN WE CAN GET THROUGH THIS. KEVIN: LUCY, THIS ISN'T SOMETHING WHERE YOU CAN JUST SAY "I'M SORRY" AND IT JUST FIXES EVERYTHING. LUCY: WELL, YOU DO. YOU HAVE A RIGHT TO BE VERY ANGRY AT ME. KEVIN: I WISH ANGER WAS ALL I FELT. RIGHT NOW I FEEL LIKE I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU. AROUND HERE, WE LIKE A SALAD WITH OUR DINNER. DINNER ! AND WE'VE REALLY COME TO LIKE CAESAR DRESSINGS. AND WHO ELSE BUT KRAFT WOULD MAKE THE KINDS WE'D LIKE ? CLASSIC, ITALIAN, EVEN FAT-FREE. THEY'RE CAESAR, BUT THEY'RE KRAFT. YOU KNOW, EVERY DAY MORE FAMILIES IN AMERICA... HAVE A SALAD WITH KRAFT THAN ANY OTHER BRAND OF DRESSING. THANK YOU. I GUESS THEY JUST KNOW WHAT WE LIKE. 0xPÑtt CERTAIN CAREER MOVES CAN BE RISKY. RELATIONSHIPS CAN BE A GAMBLE. GETTING RID OF GRAY... WHAT'S THE WORRY? 'S GOT NO AMMONIA,NO PEROXIDE SO IT'S GENTLE, AND WASHES OUT IN 6 TO 12 SHAMPOOS. SOME THINGS ARE RISKY BY NATURE. LOVING CARE? IT'S JUST A LITTLE BOX OF HAIR COLOR. CALL NOW TO LEARN HOW TO RECEIVE UNIQUE GIFTS WITH THE ARTWORK OF JANE SEYMOUR. [ Announcer ] WITH LITTLE HELPERS, YOU'VE GOT BIG MESSES. TRY... WITH SPONGELIKE DURABILITY. ORDINARY PAPER TOWELS TEAR. SPONGES CAN SPREAD GERMS FROM PREVIOUS USES. BUT RINSE AND REUSE CAN HANDLE THE TOUGHEST JOBS. ONE SHEET IS DURABLE ENOUGH TO RINSE, WRING AND REOPEN. IT WORKS TILL THE JOB'S DONE. THEN THROW THE MESS AWAY ! BOUNTY RINSE AND REUSE. SCOTT: ALL RIGHT. KIDDO, WE'RE GOING TO GO HOME. SERENA: BUT LUCY AND KEVIN DIDN'T GET MARRIED YET. SCOTT: YEAH. I KNOW YOU'RE DISAPPOINTED, BUT WE GOT TO GO. NOW SAY GOOD-BYE TO GRANDMA AND GRANDPA. GAIL: SCOTT, WHAT'S WRONG? SCOTT: GAIL, I'LL CALL YOU LATER. SERENA: BYE, GRANDMA. BYE, GRANDPA. GAIL: GOOD-BYE, SWEETHEART. YOU TAKE CARE. LEE: BYE, HONEY. GAIL: HERE ARE YOUR FLOWERS, HONEY. DADDY WILL TAKE YOUR FLOWERS. SCOTT: COME ON. USE YOUR CANE, NOW. GAIL: WE'LL SEE YOU LATER. LEE: WHAT ON EARTH HAPPENED? MAC: IT'S A REGULAR YAKFEST IN THERE. FELICIA: WELL, DID YOU KNOCK? MAC: YES, BUT NO ONE ANSWERED. FELICIA: WELL, WHAT DO WE DO NOW? MAC: LOOK, WE STALL. I MEAN, THEY HAVE TO COME OUT EVENTUALLY. FELICIA: OH, GOD. LUCY: DOC, I -- I NEED YOU. YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON IN MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE WHO EVER JUST LOVED ME FOR ME, NOT IN SPITE OF WHO I AM BUT BECAUSE OF WHO I AM. THAT'S WHAT WE HAVE TOGETHER. WE UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER'S FRAILTIES. KEVIN: YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT THAT. OUR LIFE TOGETHER HAS BEEN BASED ON THE FACT THAT WE ACCEPT EACH OTHER FOR WHO WE ARE. I NEVER ASKED YOU TO BE PERFECT. BUT THE ONE THING I ALWAYS COUNTED ON, LUCY, WAS THAT YOU TREATED ME DIFFERENT THAN EVERYONE ELSE -- THAT I WASN'T SOMEONE THAT YOU LIED TO OR RAN HEAD GAMES ON -- YOU RESPECTED ME AND THAT YOU WOULD ALWAYS TELL ME THE TRUTH WHEN IT WAS IMPORTANT. AND INSTEAD, NOW I FIND OUT THAT I'M JUST ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR PATSIES. LUCY: NO, NO. NO, THAT IS NOT TRUE. YOU ARE EVERYTHING TO ME. YOU ARE THE ENTIRE CENTER OF MY LIFE. DOC, IF THIS WAS SO IMPORTANT, IF I'D JUST KNOWN THAT, THEN I NEVER WOULD HAVE LIED TO YOU. I SWEAR -- I SWEAR TO YOU I WILL NEVER, EVER DO THAT AGAIN. KEVIN: I'M SORRY, LUCY, BUT YOUR PROMISES DON'T CARRY MUCH WEIGHT ANYMORE. LUCY: DOC, I LOVE YOU! YOU -- YOU KNOW I WOULD DO ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING FOR YOU. YOU GO AHEAD. ASK ME -- ASK ME ANYTHING, ANYTHING AT ALL, AND I'LL PROVE IT. KEVIN: ALL RIGHT. YOU LET ME WALK OUT THAT DOOR AND DON'T FOLLOW ME. LUCY: ARE YOU -- ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU WON'T MARRY ME? KEVIN: I CAN'T BRING MYSELF TO SAY THAT. BUT I DO KNOW I WON'T MARRY YOU TODAY. LUCY: NO! DON'T GO, KEVIN. KEVIN: YOU ASKED ME TO ASK YOU ANYTHING. WAS THAT A LIE? LUCY: NO. NO. KEVIN: THEN DON'T FOLLOW ME. LUCY: WELL -- MAC: KEVIN. WHAT'S GOING ON? KEVIN: YOU TWO GO AHEAD AND GET MARRIED. I WISH YOU ALL THE HAPPINESS IN THE WORLD. FELICIA: WHAT ABOUT YOU AND LUCY? KEVIN: JUST WASN'T OUR DAY. FELICIA: I BETTER GO CHECK ON HER. MAC: KEVIN, BUDDY, LISTEN -- IF YOU TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON, MAYBE I CAN HELP. KEVIN: I CAN'T. NOT NOW. I'LL MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, THOUGH. PEOPLE HAVE WAITED LONG ENOUGH. EXCUSE ME. [ORGANIST STOPS PLAYING] KEVIN: THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE. LUCY AND I HAVE DECIDED TO POSTPONE OUR WEDDING FOR THE MOMENT. HOWEVER, MAC AND FELICIA WILL BE GETTING MARRIED TODAY, SO STICK AROUND. YOU CAN WATCH THEIR CEREMONY. FELICIA: WHAT HAPPENED? LUCY: MY PREMONITION OF THE CRYING BRIDE -- IT WAS ME. KEVIN WON'T MARRY ME. HE CAN'T EVEN STAND TO BE IN THE SAME ROOM WITH ME. FELICIA: WHY? WHAT DID EVE SAY TO HIM? LUCY: SHE TOLD HIM THAT I LIED TO HIM, AND NOW HE DOESN'T THINK HE CAN TRUST ME EVER AGAIN. FELICIA: HE LOVES YOU. HE'LL FORGIVE ANYTHING. LUCY: NO. I DON'T THINK SO -- NOT THIS TIME. NOT THIS TIME. OH. OH, MY GOD. THAT PATHETIC, CRYING, WEEPING, RIDICULOUS WOMAN IN THE MIRROR IS ME. I NEED -- I NEED A TISSUE. I NEED TO GET THIS MASCARA OFF MY EYES RIGHT AWAY, AND I NEED TO FLUFF MY BANGS. I NEED TO GET THEM COMBED. FELICIA: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? LUCY: I AM DRYING MY EYES. CRYING DOESN'T SOLVE ANYTHING, NOW, DOES IT? AND I AM NOT A QUITTER. NEVER HAVE BEEN, AND I DON'T PLAN ON STARTING NOW. KEVIN LOVES ME, AND HE JUST NEEDS A LITTLE TIME TO COOL OFF. AND THEN I AM GOING TO GET HIM BACK. OK. LISTEN, YOU, WE'RE GOING TO GO OUT THERE AND WE'RE GOING TO GET YOU HITCHED. FELICIA: LUCY, I'LL UNDERSTAND IF YOU DON'T FEEL LIKE GOING THROUGH WITH THIS. LUCY: NO, I AM VERY PROUD TO BE YOUR VERY BEST FRIEND, AND THIS IS YOUR WEDDING DAY, AND I'M NOT GOING TO RUIN IT FOR YOU, SO I'M GOING TO BE THE BEST DARN MAID OF HONOR YOU EVER HAD. EVEN IF I DON'T GET TO BE A BRIDE, IT'S OK. AND THERE'S A CHAPEL FULL OF PEOPLE OUT THERE, SO LET'S JUST GO, OK? FELICIA: OK. LUCY: OK. LUCY: GO ON. YOU GO AHEAD AND TELL MAC, OK? ~