pc july 21

 SCOTT: THIS BLAME GAME IS
KIND OF PATHETIC.
IT MAKES YOU LOOK DESPERATE
HERE, EVE.
 EVE: SCOTT, I'M NOT TRYING
TO SHIFT BLAME.
THAT'S NOT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT.
SOMETHING JUST ISN'T ADDING UP.
 SCOTT: LET ME TELL
YOU SOMETHING, ALL RIGHT?
LUCY WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING
TO HURT SERENA, OK?
NOW, I'VE GOT TO GET YOU OUT
OF HERE BECAUSE I'VE GOT TO,
YOU KNOW, GET THE PLACE TOGETHER
FOR WHEN SERENA COMES HOME.
AND LUCY'S GOING TO BE HERE ANY
MINUTE NOW, AND I'M SURE
YOUR IDEA OF A GOOD TIME IS NOT
RUNNING INTO HER.
 EVE: WAIT A MINUTE.
WHY DID HER CAR DRIVE BY AT THAT
EXACT TIME?
WHY DID LUCY GO TO THE BALLET
ACADEMY TO PICK UP SERENA WHEN
SHE KNEW I HAD IT COVERED?
AND WHY DID I RUN OUT OF GAS
WHEN I JUST FILLED UP MY TANK?
 SCOTT: I DON'T KNOW,
BUT THESE "WHYs" AND
"WHAT ABOUTs" --
IT DOESN'T MATTER, ALL RIGHT?
SERENA WAS ALMOST KILLED.
 EVE: I CAN'T REDO THAT DAY --
I KNOW THAT --
BUT WHAT I CAN DO IS FIGURE OUT
WHAT REALLY HAPPENED.
 SCOTT: ENOUGH OF THIS.
 EVE: WHERE THERE'S SMOKE,
THERE'S FIRE.
AND WHEN THERE'S LUCY,
THERE'S A SCHEME.
THINK ABOUT THAT.
 LUCY: OH, SIGMUND.
SIGMUND, WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP ME?
YOU COULD'VE AT LEAST WARNED ME.
YOU KNOW HOW I AM ABOUT TEQUILA.
IT GOES RIGHT TO MY HEAD.
OW.
SHH, SHH.
HI.
HI THERE, FIANCE OF MINE.
 KEVIN: I THOUGHT YOU'D STILL
BE OUT WITH FELICIA.
DID YOU TWO HAVE A GOOD TIME?
 LUCY: OH.
UH, YEAH.
OH, YEAH.
WE HAD A SWELL TIME -- YOU KNOW,
DOING BRIDES-TO-BE KIND
OF THINGS.
IT WAS EXCITING AND SORT
OF A PAIN IN THE -- OW.
 KEVIN: PREWEDDING JITTERS?
 LUCY: YEAH.
 KEVIN: OH.
WELL, THEN HOW ABOUT WE RELAX
WITH A LITTLE GOOD OLD-FASHIONED
SIN BEFORE I MAKE AN HONEST
WOMAN OUT OF YOU.
 LUCY: OW!
OH, DOC, NO, NO.
NOT IN FRONT OF SIGGY.
 KEVIN: SINCE WHEN?
WAIT A MINUTE -- LUCY GETTING
SHY ON ME?
THAT'S KIND OF A TURN-ON.
 LUCY: THAT'S FUNNY.
THAT'S VERY, VERY FUNNY.
YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY WHAT'S FUNNY
IS THE LITTLE WEDDING PRESENT
I GOT FOR YOU TO SHOW THAT
I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER.
 KEVIN: GREAT.
CAN I OPEN IT NOW?
 LUCY: NO.
NO, IT'S NOT REALLY THAT KIND
OF PRESENT.
 KEVIN: UH-HUH.
WHAT KIND IS IT?
 LUCY: TATTOO.
 KEVIN: A TATTOO?
AND YOU --
YOU GOT IT --
 LUCY: YEAH, YEAH.
 KEVIN: CARE FOR AN UNVEILING?
 LUCY: NO, NO.
NO, IT'S BETTER FOR
THE UNVEILING TO BE AT NIGHT,
IN THE DARK -- LIKE MIDNIGHT.
MIDNIGHT'S GOOD.
 KEVIN: BUT YOU HAVE
MY COMPLETE, UNDIVIDED ATTENTION
RIGHT NOW.
 LUCY: OK, THEN.
FINE.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU'RE GOING TO SEE IT SOONER
OR LATER, SO IT MIGHT AS WELL BE
LATER OR SOONER.
RIGHT NOW, I GUESS, IS JUST FINE
AND DANDY, SO HERE IT GOES.
 KEVIN: YOU LOVE ME SO MUCH,
YOU HAD "MAC" TATTOOED
ON YOUR BUM?
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION]
 LUCY: WHAT?
WHAT IS SO FUNNY?
WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?
ARE YOU MAD?
 KEVIN: LUCY, HOW COULD I BE
MAD?
YOU'RE THE REASON I'LL NEVER
NEED CABLE TV OR HAVE TO GO OUT
TO THE MOVIES.
YOU'RE ALL THE ENTERTAINMENT ONE
MAN CAN STAND.
LUCY, GETTING THE TATTOO WAS
A VERY SWEET IDEA, BUT YOU SHOW
YOUR LOVE TO ME EVERY DAY,
AND THAT'S ENOUGH FOR ME.
 LUCY: OH.
DOC, I WISH I'D THOUGHT OF THAT
A FEW MARGARITAS EARLIER,
YOU KNOW.
HEY, WHEN YOU CAME IN, YOUR FACE
LOOKED LIKE MY HEAD FEELS RIGHT
NOW.
 KEVIN: OH, I'VE BEEN
ANALYZING SERIAL KILLERS
WITH GAIL.
 LUCY: WHAT?
WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?
 KEVIN: WE STARTED A PROFILE
FOR THE "GENERAL HOMICIDE"
KILLER.
 LUCY: WHAT DID YOU FIND OUT?
 KEVIN: THAT HIS OR HER RAGE
IS FOCUSED ON ME, THAT THIS
PERSON CRAVES POWER -- PERHAPS
POWER OVER ME ABOVE ALL ELSE.
AND I CAN USE THAT.
 LUCY: USE IT?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, USE IT?
 KEVIN: I'M GOING TO SET
A TRAP, LUCY,
USING MYSELF AS THE BAIT.
 LUCY: OH, NO, YOU'RE NOT.
I AM NOT GOING TO HAVE A HUSBAND
OF MINE BEING SOME BIG CHEESE
IN A RATTRAP FOR A HOMICIDAL
MANIAC.
 KEVIN: I WON'T BE
YOUR HUSBAND YET.
IT'LL BE BEFORE THE WEDDING.
 LUCY: WHY COULDN'T YOU JUST
HAVE A REGULAR BACHELOR PARTY
LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE?
 KEVIN: LUCY, I'M GOING
ON THAT TALK SHOW, "TELL ME
ABOUT IT."
 LUCY: THAT RADIO THING?
 KEVIN: IT HAS A LARGE
AUDIENCE AND IT'S A VIABLE WAY
TO REACH THIS PERSON.
NOW, I BELIEVE THAT
IF THE KILLER HEARS ME,
HE OR SHE WON'T BE ABLE
TO RESIST CALLING IN
AND FLAUNTING WHAT'S BEEN DONE.
 KAREN: HI, GUYS.
 COURTNEY: HI.
 NEIL: HEY.
 COURTNEY: WE WERE JUST GOING
TO LOOK FOR YOU, SERENA.
 NEIL: SO I COULD GIVE
YOU THIS GOING-HOME PRESENT.
 SERENA: COOL.
 NEIL: MAY THE FORCE BE
WITH YOU.
 SERENA: WHAT IS IT?
 NEIL: IT'S A LIGHT SABER.
 SERENA: WOW.
I CAN'T SEE THE LIGHT.
 NEIL: THE FORCE WORKS EVEN
WHEN YOU CAN'T SEE IT.
 JOE: WHOA.
THAT IS ONE MIGHTY SWORD YOU GOT
THERE, SERENA.
 SERENA: NEIL GAVE IT TO ME
BECAUSE I'M GOING HOME.
 JOE: I KNOW, I HEARD.
CONGRATULATIONS.
 COURTNEY: COULD YOU WATCH
NEIL WHILE I MAKE A PHONE CALL?
 KAREN: YEAH, SURE.
 COURTNEY: OK.
 SERENA: NEIL, THIS IS
THE BEST GOING-HOME PRESENT
I EVER GOT.
I WISH YOU COULD GO HOME, TOO.
 COURTNEY'S VOICE: THEN ANSWER
YOUR CELL PHONE WHEN I CALL
YOU AND YOUR WIFE WON'T HAVE
TO ANSWER THE PHONE AT HOME.
WELL, IT'S REALLY NOT MY PROBLEM
IF SHE FINDS OUT.
BUT YOU KNOW THAT DOESN'T NEED
TO HAPPEN.
SEND THE MONEY I NEED.
YES, GOOD AFTERNOON.
MAY I SPEAK TO MR. THOMPSON,
PLEASE?
COURTNEY KANELOS.
HELLO, MRS. THOMPSON.
IS YOUR HUSBAND IN?
IT'S IMPORTANT THAT I --
PARDON ME?
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE
TALKING ABOUT.
I HAVE NEVER TAKEN ANY MONEY
FROM YOUR HUSBAND.
I'M A BUSINESS --
WAIT, WAIT.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE
CUTTING ME --
YEAH?
YEAH, WELL, STICKS AND STONES
TO YOU, LADY.
FROM WHAT I HEAR, THAT WORD FITS
YOU TO A T -- OR WAIT --
OR SHOULD I SAY B?
 LUCY: OH, WELL, THIS IS
FOR SERENA, OF COURSE.
 SCOTT: YEAH, BUT,
LUCY, YOU JUST BROUGHT
A BOATLOAD OF THINGS OVER
TO HER HOSPITAL ROOM.
 LUCY: YEAH, I KNOW,
BUT, SEE, THIS IS DIFFERENT.
THAT WAS "IN THE HOSPITAL ROOM,
GET OUT OF THAT HOSPITAL ROOM,
I HOPE YOU GET BETTER" STUFF,
AND THESE PRESENTS FOR "WELCOME
HOME, I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE OUT
OF THAT HOSPITAL."
SEE?
WHAT?
OH, NO, DON'T TELL ME SHE'S NOT
COMING HOME TOMORROW.
 SCOTT: NO, SHE'S COMING HOME,
AND, YOU KNOW, I GOT ALL
OF HER FAVORITE STUFF --
THE CORNY DOGS AND THE YOO-HOO
AND THE CHIPPED BEEF ON TOAST
AND, YOU KNOW, STUFF, AND I'VE
PUT EVERYTHING AWAY SO THAT
SHE DOESN'T HURT HERSELF,
YOU KNOW, ANYMORE.
I JUST HOPE THAT I DIDN'T MISS
ANYTHING.
 LUCY: LISTEN, YOU KNOW
IF THERE IS ANYTHING YOU NEED,
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS ASK.
I WOULD DO ANYTHING
FOR YOU GUYS.
 SCOTT: I KNOW THAT.
UH --
EVE WAS BY HERE A LITTLE
EARLIER.
SHE WANTED TO LOOK AT
MY SECURITY CAMERAS, YOU KNOW,
AND CHECK OUT THE TAPE.
 LUCY: OH.
DOES THE TAPE SHOW ANYTHING?
 SCOTT: NO.
SHE WAS PARKED OUT OF RANGE.
YOU COULDN'T SEE IF ANYBODY
MESSED WITH HER CAR OR NOT.
 LUCY: OH.
THAT'S JUST EVE, YOU KNOW,
GRASPING AT STRAWS BECAUSE SHE'S
JUST MAD AT HERSELF
FOR FORGETTING TO FILL UP
WITH GAS.
 SCOTT: WELL, SHE HAD
A RECEIPT THAT SAID SHE DID FILL
UP THE TANK.
 LUCY: WELL, THEN MAYBE
SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH HER GAS
THINGY, YOU KNOW.
 SCOTT: WELL, HER THINGY WAS
CHECKED OUT BY HER MECHANIC.
 LUCY: SO SHE SAYS.
 SCOTT: WELL, YEAH.
YOU KNOW, I'M JUST
SAYING THAT --
THERE WAS ONE THING ON THE TAPE
THAT I JUST WANTED TO ASK
YOU ABOUT.
IT SHOWED YOU DRIVING BY WHEN
EVE'S CAR WAS PARKED THERE.
DID YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO DO
WITH SERENA'S ACCIDENT?
 LUCY: PAL, HOW CAN YOU ASK ME
THAT?
YOU KNOW I WOULD GIVE MY LIFE
FOR SERENA.
I WOULD NEVER, EVER DO ANYTHING
TO ENDANGER THAT LITTLE GIRL.
WHEN YOU COMBINE
REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER CUPS
AND CRISPY WAFERS,
THE COMBINATION
IS IRRINTRODUCING REESE STICKS...
- OUR DENTIST SAYS
  WE NEED TO FLOSS MORE OFTEN.
- I USE FLOSS ALL THE TIME.
ME TOO.
[ Girl ]
I LOVE FLOSS.
GOTTA GET BETWEEN THOSE TEETH.
AND CHECK OUT THIS
NEW TOOTHBRUSH.
INTRODUCING THE CREST EXTENDER.
IT'S INSPIRED BY FLOSS...
WITH GENTLE EXTENDER FIBERS TO
HELP CLEAN DEEP BETWEEN TEETH.
[ Mom ]
SO IN BETWEEN FLOSSING,
WE GET BETWEEN TEETH WITH THIS.
THE NEW CREST EXTENDER--
FITS BETWEEN TO GET TEETH CLEAN.
THREE WOMEN.
THREE PREGNANCY TESTS.
SHE SAW A LINE.
SHE SAW TWO LINES.
SHE SAW A PLUS SIGN.
WITH FACT PLUS ONE STEP...
THE PLUS/MINUS SIGNS
ARE SO EASY TO READ,
THEY'RE UNMISTAKABLE.
HELLO, MOM.
GUESS WHAT ?
FACT PLUS.
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[ Announcer ]
WHEN YOU SHOP FOR THE EQUIVALENT
OF A SMALL NATION,
YOU LEARN ABOUT VALUE--
FAST.
- MORE PEAS !
- PEAS !
PEAS, PEAS, PEAS, PEAS...
PEAS !
AND PUFFS DAILY CARE
IS ONE GREAT VALUE.
THERE'S NO LOTION
IN THIS PUFFS.
THANK YOU.
AND YOU CAN USE IT
EVERY DAY.
FOR JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING.
'CAUSE IT'S STRONGER THAN
THE LEADING REGULAR TISSUE
SO IT HOLDS UP LONGER.
AND ISN'T IT NICE TO KNOW
SOMETHING CAN HOLD UP ?
HONEY ?  HONEY.
ü DOUBLE YOUR "SENTIMINT"
  YOUR "MERRIMINT" ü
ü DOUBLE YOUR "MOMINT"
  OF FUN ü
ü OH, DOUBLE YOUR PLEASURE
  DOUBLE YOUR FUN ü
ü THAT'S THE "STATEMINT"
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ü IN DOUBLEMINT GUM üü
 KEVIN: WELL, IF YOU KNOW THAT
LUCY'S AT SCOTT'S, THEN YOU KNOW
THAT SERENA'S GOING HOME
TOMORROW.
 EVE: YES, I DO KNOW THAT,
AND I AM SO HAPPY FOR THEM.
I DON'T KNOW IF THIS HOSPITAL
STAY WAS WORSE ON SERENA
OR SCOTT.
 KEVIN: OR YOU.
JUST HOW ARE THINGS
WITH YOU AND SCOTT?
 EVE: WELL, THERE IS NO SCOTT
AND ME.
HE'S VERY POLITE TO ME
FOR SERENA'S SAKE, BUT
THAT'S IT.
AND I CAN'T SAY THAT I BLAME
HIM, BECAUSE WHAT I DID WAS
UNFORGIVABLE.
 KEVIN: WHAT YOU DID WAS
AN HONEST MISTAKE.
 EVE: KEVIN, I HAVE BEEN GOING
OVER THIS ACCIDENT A THOUSAND
TIMES, AND SOMETHING IS OFF.
I HAVE A GAS RECEIPT
FROM THE DAY BEFORE THE ACCIDENT
THAT SHOWED THAT MY TANK WAS
FULL.
AND I CALLED THE MECHANIC
AT THE GARAGE, AND HE SAID THAT
THERE WEREN'T ANY LEAKS OR HOLES
IN THE TANK.
SO TODAY I SAW SCOTT'S SECURITY
TAPE FROM THE DAY OF
THE ACCIDENT,
AND IT SHOWS LUCY'S CAR DRIVING
BY AT THE SAME TIME MY CAR WAS
PARKED OUTSIDE.
 KEVIN: WAIT A MINUTE.
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE.
YOU THINK LUCY HAD SOMETHING
TO DO WITH THE ACCIDENT?
 EVE: KEVIN, I DON'T KNOW.
THAT'S WHY I WANTED TO TALK
TO YOU.
HOW FAR DO YOU THINK
HER POSSESSIVENESS OF SERENA
WOULD TAKE HER?
 KEVIN: I CAN'T EVEN CONCEIVE
OF LUCY DOING ANYTHING THAT
WOULD HURT SERENA.
SHE ALMOST DIED TO GET SERENA
BACK FROM REX.
 EVE: WELL, THAT JUST PROVES
HOW MUCH SHE LOVES SERENA.
AND IT ALSO POINTS OUT
THE EXTREMES THAT SHE WOULD GO
IN ORDER TO PROTECT HER.
NOW -- NOW, LISTEN -- LISTEN
TO ME -- LUCY IS ALSO HELLBENT
ON BREAKING UP SCOTT AND ME.
HOW FAR DO YOU THINK SHE WOULD
TAKE THAT?
 KEVIN: SHE'S DONE SOME ROTTEN
THINGS TO YOU, EVE -- I'M
THE FIRST TO ADMIT THAT --
BUT SHE WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING
TO PUT SERENA IN HARM'S WAY,
NOT EVEN TO HURT YOU.
 EVE: HOW CAN YOU BE
SO CERTAIN?
SHE'S NOT EXACTLY A PARAGON
OF TRUTH.
 KEVIN: I'M WELL AWARE
OF LUCY'S FLAWS,
BUT I LOVE HER AND I TRUST HER.
 EVE: KEVIN,
SHE LIES TO EVERYONE BUT YOU.
 KEVIN: SHE DOESN'T ALWAYS
VOLUNTEER THE TRUTH,
BUT SHE WOULD NEVER LIE TO ME
ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE THAT --
EVER.
 JOE: HEY, IF YOU'RE SEARCHING
FOR A SMILE IN THE CLASSIFIEDS,
YOU MIGHT WANT TO TRY
THE COMICS.
 COURTNEY: WELL, SOME DAYS ARE
ROUGHER THAN OTHERS.
 JOE: I KNOW.
I'M SORRY.
I WISH NEIL COULD'VE GONE HOME
WITH SERENA.
 COURTNEY: WELL, IT WILL BE
A GREAT DAY FOR SCOTT
AND SERENA.
BUT EVERY TIME I SEE A CHILD GO
HOME, I JUST --
I CAN'T HELP BUT THINK NEIL WILL
NEVER LEAVE THIS HOSPITAL.
 JOE: LISTEN TO ME --
HIS LATEST ROUNDS OF CHEMO HAVE
GONE VERY WELL.
I MEAN, HIS ODDS IMPROVE EVERY
DAY THAT HE WILL GO HOME,
COURTNEY.
 COURTNEY: I KNOW THAT.
AND I REALLY -- I REALLY AM
STAYING POSITIVE ABOUT NEIL'S
RECOVERY.
I WASN'T SO OPTIMISTIC WHEN
I FIRST GOT HERE, BUT
YOU AND KAREN HAVE GIVEN ME
HOPE.
I'M JUST NOT HAVING ANYTHING
CLOSE TO A GOOD DAY TODAY.
 JOE: IS SOMETHING ELSE WRONG?
 COURTNEY: NEIL'S FATHER NOT
ONLY REFUSES TO PAY ANY SUPPORT,
BUT MY ATTORNEYS INSIST
BECAUSE HE'S IN EUROPE I CAN
JUST FORGET ABOUT GETTING ANY
MONEY FROM HIM EVER.
 JOE: WHAT KIND OF MAN
NEGLECTS HIS OWN SON?
 COURTNEY: I DON'T EVEN WANT
TO TALK ABOUT IT.
AND TO TOP EVERYTHING OFF,
I HAVE TO FIND A NEW PLACE
TO LIVE.
MAXED OUT MY CREDIT CARDS
AT THE HOTEL.
DO YOU KNOW OF ANY CHEAP PLACES
FOR RENT AROUND HERE?
 JOE: WELL, MY PLACE ISN'T
EXACTLY A EUROPEAN VILLA,
BUT WE DO RENT ROOMS
FOR PEANUTS.
 COURTNEY: OH, NO,
JOE, I DON'T WANT TO INTRUDE
ON YOU.
 JOE: YOU'RE NOT, OK?
I ASKED YOU.
AND BESIDES, OUR PLACE HAS BEEN
LIKE GRAND CENTRAL STATION EVER
SINCE FRANK AND I BOUGHT IT
FROM OUR MOTHER, ANYWAY.
 COURTNEY: HOW CAN YOU BE
SO NICE TO ME AFTER HOW I ACTED
WHEN WE DATED?
 JOE: BECAUSE IT WAS A LONG
TIME AGO, COURTNEY, AND I'M
DOING IT FOR NEIL.
HE DESERVES TO HAVE A MOTHER
THAT IS WELL-RESTED AND STRONG.
 COURTNEY: OK, THEN I ACCEPT
YOUR OFFER.
 JOE: OK.
 COURTNEY: BOY, I WAS A JERK
TO TREAT SUCH A GREAT GUY
SO BAD.
KAREN'S A LUCKY WOMAN.
I'M GLAD YOU FOUND SOMEONE LIKE
HER.
 JOE: ME, TOO.
I'LL BE IN TOUCH LATER AND WE'LL
GO OVER THE DETAILS, OK?
 COURTNEY: OK.
THANK YOU.
 JOE: MM-HMM.
 SCOTT: OK, THAT'S THE GRAND
TOUR.
I'VE MOVED ALL THE BREAKABLE
OBJECTS.
I'M GOING TO MOVE ALL THE LITTLE
FURNITURE THINGS THAT COULD HURT
HER LATER ON.
 WOMAN: WELL, I UNDERSTAND
YOUR CONCERN, BUT I DON'T
RECOMMEND MAKING ANY CHANGES
IN THE FURNITURE ARRANGEMENT.
SHE'S ALREADY FAMILIAR WITH THIS
LAYOUT.
MOVING THINGS AROUND WOULD JUST
CONFUSE HER.
SHE'LL GET A BIG BOOST
IN CONFIDENCE BEING ABLE
TO NAVIGATE THIS SPACE.
 SCOTT: YEAH, WELL, I DON'T
WANT HER TO HURT HERSELF.
SHE'S ALREADY BEEN THROUGH
ENOUGH.
I DON'T WANT HER SO MUCH AS EVEN
STUBBING HER TOE.
 WOMAN: WELL, SHE WON'T BE
ABLE TO AVOID IT.
BUT YOUR JOB IS TO HELP HER DEAL
WITH IT.
BEING OVERLY PROTECTIVE CAN BE
JUST AS DETRIMENTAL AS NOT BEING
CAREFUL ENOUGH.
 SCOTT: WELL, HOW DO I KNOW
WHERE THAT LINE IS?
 WOMAN: I'LL COME
BY ON A REGULAR BASIS.
I'LL GIVE YOU THE HELP YOU NEED.
THE BEST PROTECTION YOU CAN GIVE
SERENA IS TO ENCOURAGE
HER TO RESUME THE LIFE SHE LED
BEFORE THE ACCIDENT.
SHE'S THE SAME CHILD SHE ALWAYS
WAS.
SHE JUST CAN'T SEE.
WHO SERENA IS HASN'T CHANGED,
SO SHE SHOULD DO WHATEVER
SHE DID BEFORE, INCLUDING
HER CHORES.
 SCOTT: WELL, WHAT ABOUT,
LIKE, HER BALLET AND HER SINGING
AND ALL THAT STUFF?
 WOMAN: SURE, SURE.
ABSOLUTELY.
HER POTENTIAL IS AS UNLIMITED
AS YOUR EXPECTATIONS.
IT'LL BE DIFFICULT AT TIMES,
BUT IF YOU ASK NO LESS OF SERENA
NOW THAN WHEN SHE COULD SEE,
YOU'LL SEND THE MESSAGE THAT
SHE CAN BE AS INDEPENDENT
AS SHE WAS BEFORE THE ACCIDENT.
 LUCY: HEY, LISTEN, YOU KNOW,
THE LITTLE SORENESS PROBLEM
I HAD EARLIER IS GONE,
SO YOU REMEMBER THE HANKY-PANKY
YOU MENTIONED?
 KEVIN: OH, YEAH.
 LUCY: WHAT DO YOU THINK?
 KEVIN: YOU KNOW, EVE CAME
BY A LITTLE WHILE AGO.
SHE HAS THIS IDEA THAT
YOU TAMPERED WITH HER CAR.
 LUCY: EVE?
WHAT IS WITH HER?
DOC, SHE TOLD SCOTT THE SAME
THING.
SO OBVIOUSLY YOU TWO CAN'T
BELIEVE HER.
I MEAN, SHE'S JUST A DESPERATE
WOMAN WHO IS OBVIOUSLY LYING.
 KEVIN: WELL, LUCY, SHE CAN'T
FAKE A GAS STATION RECEIPT
OR YOUR CAR ON A VIDEOTAPE.
 LUCY: YOU BELIEVE HER?
 KEVIN: WELL, I'M NOT ACCUSING
OR BLAMING YOU OF ANYTHING.
I LOVE YOU
AND I TRUST YOU.
OUR GETTING MARRIED IS
A TESTAMENT TO THAT.
 LUCY: I FEEL EXACTLY THE SAME
WAY.
 KEVIN: ALL RIGHT, THEN I'LL
ASK YOU ONE QUESTION, ONE TIME
ONLY.
DID YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO DO
WITH EVE'S CAR RUNNING OUT
OF GAS?
 LUCY: I HAD NOTHING TO DO
WITH SERENA'S ACCIDENT.
- [ Laughing ]
- WHEN YOU HAVE ONLY ONE
  OF SOMETHING KIDS WANT...
AND TWO KIDS,
THERE'S USUALLY TROUBLE.
BUT AT LEAST ONE OF THE THINGS
THEY BOTH WANT IS SUNNY DELIGHT.
LAST ONE.
ONLY ONE.
MMM.
HALF ?
HALF AN HOUR.
- THEY LOVE THE TASTE,
  YOU LOVE THE VITAMINS.
- THAT'S NOT HALF !
- SO, EVERYTHING'S COOL.
  FOR A MINUTE.
- NOW IT IS.
REACH FOR THE GOOD STUFF.
 REACH FOR THE SUN.
nóÑFASTER THAN PEPCID AC?
 BECAUSE THEY WORK
 ON YOUR STOMACH ACID
 IN TOTALLY
 DIFFERENT WAYS.
 TUMS' CALCIUM
 NATURALLY, RAPIDLY
 NEUTRALIZES ACID
 SO IT WORKS FAST.
 PEPCID AC'S FAMOTIDINE HAS TO
 TRAVEL THROUGH YOUR BLOODSTREAM
 SO IT TAKES AT LEAST 40 MINUTES
 TO BLOCK NATURAL
 ACID PRODUCTION.
 SO WHY DOES TUMS WORK ON ACID
 FASTER AND COST LESS
 AND PEPCID AC WORK SLOWER
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GOOD QUESTION!
ü TUM TA
TUM TUM TUMS.üü 
[ Thunderclap ]
[ Rain Dripping Rhythmically ]
[ Sighs ]
[ Crunching ]
üü [ Steel Drum Sounds ]
[ Crunching ]
 EVE: I WAS STAYING
AT THE FIREHOUSE ACROSS
THE STREET NOT TOO LONG AGO
AND MY CAR WAS VANDALIZED.
 MAN: WHAT'S THE WORLD COMING
TO, HUH?
 EVE: I AGREE.
SO I NOTICED THAT YOU HAVE
A SURVEILLANCE CAMERA OUTSIDE
AND I WAS WONDERING IF MAYBE IT
HAD CAUGHT THE VANDAL
IN THE ACT.
 MAN: WELL, I JUST DON'T HAVE
ONE CAMERA.
I HAVE FOUR.
HERE, TAKE A LOOK.
 EVE: OH.
OH, THAT'S PERFECT.
THAT ONE.
THAT ONE RIGHT THERE.
IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S POINTED
EXACTLY WHERE MY CAR WAS PARKED.
 WOMAN: NOW THAT YOU'VE
MEMORIZED THE ROOM,
SERENA, WE'RE GOING TO PRETEND
IT'S LIKE A BIG CLOCK,
ALL RIGHT?
SO WHAT POSITION WOULD YOU SAY
YOUR BED IS AT?
 SERENA: 3:00?
 WOMAN: THREE. VERY GOOD.
OK.
NOW LET'S PRACTICE GETTING
AROUND THE ROOM WITH THE CANE.
 SERENA: OK.
I'LL TRY.
 WOMAN: OK.
FOR STARTERS, WE'RE GOING TO USE
IT TO WALK TO YOUR DADDY
AT 9:00.
OK?
 SERENA: OK.
 WOMAN: HERE WE GO.
ALL RIGHT.
ALL YOU DO IS HOLD IT IN FRONT
OF YOU AND MOVE IT BACK
AND FORTH AS YOU WALK.
OK. GO AHEAD.
LISTEN FOR THE RHYTHM
OF THE TAPS.
 SCOTT: HERE.
YOU GOT ME OVER HERE.
YOU FOUND ME.
YOU'RE DOING A TERRIFIC JOB.
THIS IS GREAT.
 SERENA: DADDY, CAN WE STOP
NOW?
 SCOTT: YEAH, YOU BET WE CAN.
YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH EXCITEMENT
HERE FOR ONE DAY.
 WOMAN: THAT'S AN EXCELLENT
START.
 SERENA: WASN'T VERY EASY.
I DON'T LIKE USING IT.
 SCOTT: I KNOW YOU DON'T,
BUT, YOU KNOW, NORMA HERE'S
GOING TO TURN YOU INTO AN EXPERT
AND YOU'RE GOING TO BE SHOOTING
AROUND THE ROOM BEFORE YOU EVEN
KNOW IT.
 SERENA: IT WOULD BE EASIER
IF I COULD JUST SEE AGAIN.
 SCOTT: I KNOW.
BUT IN THE MEANTIME,
SERENA, I DON'T WANT YOU TO MISS
OUT ON ANYTHING, SO WE'LL GET
THROUGH THIS AND WE'LL GET
THROUGH IT TOGETHER, OK?
OK?
 SERENA: OK, DADDY.
 SCOTT: ALL RIGHT.
COME HERE.
 MAN: WE'VE BEEN RUNNI SPOTS
ABOUT YOUR APPEARANCE ALL DAY
AND THE RESPONSE HAS BEEN HUGE.
ALL RIGHT, WE'RE ON
IN 30 SECONDS.
LOOK, JUST FOLLOW MY LEAD.
THERE'S NOTHING TO IT.
 KEVIN: YOU DIDN'T HAVE
TO COME, YOU KNOW.
 LUCY: I KNOW, BUT SOMEBODY
HAS TO PROTECT YOU.
[MUSIC PLAYS]
 HOST: WELCOME TO WLPC'S
"TELL ME ABOUT IT."
TONIGHT, I HAVE A VERY SPECIAL
GUEST -- DR. KEVIN COLLINS,
THE AUTHOR OF THE BEST-SELLING
"GENERAL HOMICIDE," A BOOK THAT,
IN A DISTURBING CASE OF LIFE
IMITATING ART, HAS BECOME
A HOW-TO HANDBOOK FOR A VERY
REAL SERIAL KILLER.
WE'RE GLAD YOU'RE WITH US,
DR. COLLINS.
 KEVIN: THANKS FOR HAVING ME.
 HOST: NOW, WHY HAVE
YOU CHOSEN TO GO PUBLIC NOW?
 KEVIN: PEOPLE ARE DYING
BECAUSE OF A WORK OF FICTION.
I CAN'T KEEP QUIET ABOUT IT ANY
LONGER.
 HOST: AND WHY DO YOU THINK
THIS HAS HAPPENED?
 KEVIN: WELL, ONLY THE PERSON
COMMITTING THE CRIMES CAN ANSWER
THAT QUESTION.
WHOEVER THIS PERSON IS,
HE'S PROVEN HIMSELF TO BE
BRILLIANT AND ELUSIVE, AND I'M
HOPING HE OR SHE WILL CALL IN.
 HOST: "TELL ME ABOUT IT."
 CALLER: YOU KNOW, YOUR BOOK
IS THE BIGGEST PIECE OF SCHLOCK
I'VE EVER READ.
 LUCY: YOU KNOW WHAT, LADY?
 KEVIN: THANK YOU VERY MUCH
FOR CALLING IN.
 HOST: "TELL ME ABOUT IT."
 CALLER: IT DON'T TAKE
NO ROCKET SCIENTIST TO FIGURE
OUT THAT YOU OFFED THE POOR
SLOBS.
 KEVIN: ELOQUENTLY PUT,
BUT, UNFORTUNATELY, INCORRECT.
THANKS FOR YOUR CALL.
 HOST: "TELL ME ABOUT IT."
 KEVIN: FIRST, TELL ME,
WITH WHOM AM I SPEAKING?
 CALLER: [DISGUISED VOICE]
WHO DO YOU THINK?
 KEVIN: IS THIS THE PERSON
RESPONSIBLE FOR THE KILLINGS?
 CALLER: GUILTY AS CHARGED.
 KEVIN: WELL, IF YOU ARE WHO
YOU SAY YOU ARE, THEN TELL ME
SOMETHING THAT ONLY YOU COULD
POSSIBLY KNOW.
 CALLER: I PUT THE CLOWN SUIT
IN YOUR TOP RIGHT-HAND DRAWER.
 KEVIN: WHY ARE YOU KILLING
THESE PEOPLE?
 CALLER: BECAUSE THEY DESERVE
TO DIE.
AND SO DO YOU.