pc aug. 10

 ELLEN: GOD, THIS IS
DISGUSTING!
 LUCY: I -- I AM SO SORRY.
BUT YOU SEE, YOU -- YOU WEREN'T
SUPPOSED TO BE YOU.
I MEAN, OF COURSE YOU'RE
SUPPOSED TO BE YOU.
YOU MEAN, YOU ARE YOU.
BUT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE EVE.
THIS WAS MEANT FOR EVE.
ALL THESE FISH GUTS WERE MEANT
FOR EVE.
 ELLEN: WHAT ARE YOU BABBLING
ABOUT?
 LUCY: I -- I FOUND A NOTE
IN EVE'S BOX ABOUT
PLEASURE POINT AND A KEY,
AND THEN I WENT OVER TO KEVIN'S
HOUSE AND I FOUND A NOTE ABOUT
PLEASURE POINT, TOO,
AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE COMING
TOGETHER.
YOU KNOW, I PUT TWO AND TWO
TOGETHER AND --
I GOT YOU.
WAIT A MINUTE.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING COMING OUT
IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE,
MEETING MY FIAN-- EX-FIANCE,
KEVIN, HUH?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
 VICTOR: RING.
RING.
 KEVIN: AND TALKING
TO THE PHONE WON'T MAKE IT RING
ANY SOONER.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
 VICTOR: YES?
DET. GARCIA.
OH! OH! OH!
IT WORKED!
WE DID IT!
THE "GENERAL HOMICIDE" KILLER IS
CAUGHT AT LAST!
 KEVIN: AFTER ALL THIS TIME?
FEELS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE.
WELL, WHO IS IT?
 JULIE: I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE
FOR THESE CRIMES.
YOU HAVE THE WRONG PERSON.
 GARCIA: THIS VOICE ACTIVATOR
PROVES OTHERWISE.
 JULIE: I WAS ALMOST A VICTIM,
REMEMBER?
SOMEONE TRIED TO KILL ME
WITH MORPHINE.
HOW CAN I BE THE KILLER?
 GARCIA: CRIMINALS DO A LOT
OF DESPERATE THINGS TO COVER
THEIR TRACKS.
THERE'S PLENTY OF EVIDENCE
AGAINST YOU, JULIE.
I CAN'T IGNORE THE FACTS.
 LARK: WHAT IS GOING ON?
 GARCIA: YOU STILL SAY
YOU WERE LYING WHEN YOU TOLD ME
A WHILE BACK THAT JULIE WAS
THE "GENERAL HOMICIDE" KILLER?
 LARK: YEAH, I MADE IT UP.
 GARCIA: THEN YOU GOT SOME
IMAGINATION, KID, BECAUSE IT
TURNS OUT YOU WERE RIGHT.
 LARK: YOU'RE THE KILLER?
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION]
 JULIE: OF COURSE I'M NOT
THE KILLER.
I'VE BEEN SET UP.
 LARK: WELL, WHO WOULD DO SUCH
A THING?
 JULIE: YOU WOULD.
I SWEAR I BETTER NOT FIND OUT
YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS.
 LARK: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS
GOING ON.
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
 JULIE: WELL, THEN HELP ME.
 LARK: WHAT DO YOU WANT ME
TO DO?
 JULIE: CALL MY LAWYER,
LEE BALDWIN.
HIS NUMBER IS BY THE PHONE
IN THE KITCHEN.
TELL HIM TO MEET ME DOWN
AT THE POLICE STATION.
 GARCIA: LET'S GO, JULIE.
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN
SILENT.
IF YOU GIVE UP THAT RIGHT,
ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN AND WILL BE
USED AGAINST YOU IN A COURT
OF LAW.
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO
AN ATTORNEY.
 JULIE: AND GET FRANK.
TELL HIM TO HURRY.
 LARK: OK.
 GARCIA: IF YOU CANNOT AFFORD
AN ATTORNEY, ONE WILL BE
APPOINTED TO YOU BY THE COURT
FREE OF CHARGE.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND THESE RIGHTS
AS I HAVE JUST EXPLAINED THEM?
 ELLEN: OF COURSE I'M NOT HERE
TO MEET KEVIN.
I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO A QUIET
COUPLE OF DAYS WITH MATT.
THAT NOTE YOU FOUND
AT THE HOSPITAL WAS MISPLACED
IN EVE'S BOX.
 LUCY: OK.
OK.
HOW ABOUT THE NOTE I FOUND
AT KEVIN'S HOUSE?
WHY DID I FIND THAT NOTE THAT
SAID "PLEASURE POINT," HUH?
 ELLEN: OTHER THAN THE FACT
THAT YOU'RE NOSY?
KEVIN HAS BEEN THROUGH QUITE
A DEAL LATELY.
GOSH.
I TOLD HIM WHERE I WOULD BE
IN CASE HE WANTED TO REACH ME,
IF HE NEEDED SOMEONE TO TALK TO.
 LUCY: OH.
WELL, I GUESS IT DOES SORT
WOULD NEVER MEET YOU
FOR A TORRID AFFAIR.
I MEAN, BECAUSE YOU ARE
SO UPSTANDING, YOU KNOW.
AND I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN HE NEVER
WOULD HAVE MET THAT FLOOZY, EVE.
 ELLEN: MATT WILL BE HERE
SOON, AND I WANT TO TAKE
A SHOWER.
IS IT TOO MUCH TO EXPECT
YOU TO BE GONE WHEN I GET OUT?
 LUCY: CONSIDER ME GONE.
HERE I GO.
WATCH ME.
THIS IS ME LEAVING.
HERE I GO, QUICKLY LEAVING.
WHOO! HA!
OK.
SEE YOU LATER.
[THUNDER]
 LUCY: YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT'S GOING TO STORM OUT THERE,
AND I REALLY THINK THAT IT'S --
TA.
WHOA.
DON'T SLIP.
YIKES.
 ELLEN: THAT DINGBAT.
WHAT ON EARTH DID KEVIN EVER SEE
IN HER?
LUCY -- SHE HAS THE RIGHT NAME.
 LUCY: OH.
YOO-HOO!
HI.
IT'S -- IT'S RAINING CATS
AND DOGS OUT THERE,
AND MY CAR -- WELL, JUST WON'T
START, SO IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE
GOING TO BE ROOMIES FOR A WHILE.
 GARCIA: WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WITH A VOICE ACTIVATOR?
IT'S THE SAME TYPE OF DEVICE,
MIND YOU, THAT WAS USED TO CALL
KEVIN COLLINS AT THE RADIO
STATION AND AT HIS HOME.
 JULIE: I TOLD YOU, I WAS
DOWNSTAIRS IN MY APARTMENT ALL
EVENING.
YOU FOUND THE VOICE ACTIVATOR
UPSTAIRS IN THE LIVING ROOM.
I'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN IT BEFORE.
ANYONE COULD HAVE USED THE PHONE
UPSTAIRS AND I WOULDN'T HAVE
KNOWN ABOUT IT.
 GARCIA: THERE WAS NO SIGN
OF FORCED ENTRY.
NOW, CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG,
YOU WERE HOME ALONE FOR MOST
OF THE NIGHT, RIGHT?
 JULIE: YES, I WAS.
AND I'M SURE THE COP YOU HAD
WATCHING THE HOUSE COULD TELL
YOU.
 GARCIA: AND WHEN HE LEFT,
YOU WERE ALL BY YOUR LONESOME,
WHICH MEANS THERE WAS NOBODY
THERE TO VERIFY --
 LEE: ENOUGH, DETECTIVE.
 GARCIA: YOU DIDN'T MAKE
THE CALL!
 LEE: NOW, DR. DEVLIN IS
ANSWERING NO MORE QUESTIONS.
 GARCIA: NO PROBLEM.
SHE'S SAID PLENTY.
 KEVIN: JULIE DOESN'T FIT
THE TYPICAL PROFILE OF A SERIAL
KILLER.
 VICTOR: WELL, YOU DEFENDED
HER WHEN SHE WAS ACCUSED
OF MURDERING HER FATHER,
BUT YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE IT WAS
SHE THEN.
YOU GOING TO GO AGAINST
THE FACTS NOW?
 KEVIN: THIS JUST DOESN'T FEEL
RIGHT TO ME.
NOW, I COULD MAKE A CASE THAT
JULIE SNAPPED AND MURDERED
HER FATHER.
BUT SHE HAD NO REASON TO KILL
JAKE OR GRACE OR DR. MAY.
 VICTOR: MONK, PEOPLE WILL DO
ANYTHING.
 KEVIN: I'M WELL AWARE
OF THAT.
BUT JULIE DEVLIN IS
A WELL-ADJUSTED, CARING WOMAN.
NOW, OF COURSE, THERE ARE
EXCEPTIONS, BUT LET'S FACE IT --
SERIAL KILLERS ARE USUALLY
SOCIAL MISFITS, LONERS,
SOCIOPATHS WHO HAVE
NO COMPASSION FOR OTHERS OR ANY
SENSE OF WHAT'S RIGHT AND WHAT'S
WRONG.
 VICTOR: WELL, I, FOR ONE,
BELIEVE THAT THE POLICE HAVE
FINALLY ARRESTED THE CORRECT
PERSON.
AND I, FOR ONE, AM ENORMOUSLY
HAPPY THAT THE WHOLE THING IS
OVER.
 KEVIN: THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE
GOING ON HERE,
AND I WANT TO FIND OUT WHAT IT
IS.
OH, YEAH, YOU'RE AN ADULT.
WE'RE IMPRESSED.
EATING THOSE GROWN-UP CEREALS.
WELL, HERE'S A WHOLE GROWN-UP
THING THAT'S NEWS TO YOU.
HMM ?
CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH:
 CINNAMON SUGAR...
SWIRLED ALL OVER SQUARES
OF WHEAT AND RICE.
GOOD, HUH ?
CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH.
IT'S...
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IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS.
ALL REEBOKS ARE ON SALE
THIS WEEK AT SEARS.
ü GET BACK, GIVE BACK üü
HI, I'M ELIZABETH.
OOH!  COOKIES!
ACTUALLY, I'M
SELLING POWER TOOLS.
RATCHETS,
SCREWDRIVERS, WRENCHES.
WHERE HAVE ALL
THE COOKIES GONE?
 INTO HERSHEY'S
 COOKIES 'N' CREME.
THE DELICATE EYE AREA
IS THE FIRST PLACE
YOU NOTICE FINE LINES.
SO WHAT CAN YOU DO ?
CLINICAL TESTS PROVE ONE
EYE GEL IS HIGHLY EFFECTIVE.
THIS GEL COMBINES
SOOTHING CUCUMBER EXTRACT,
PRO-VITAMIN B5
AND WITCH HAZEL.
INSTANTLY, IT BEGINS TO
HELP REDUCE THE LOOK
OF FINE LINES--
EVEN PUFFINESS--
FOR EYES THAT LOOK
REFRESHED AND RENEWED.
AND THE NAME ?  OIL OF OLAY
REVITALIZING EYE GEL.

 ELLEN: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
 LUCY: I AM DRYING MY HANDS
ON THIS RATTY OLD DISHTOWEL.
 ELLEN: THAT IS NO TOWEL.
THAT IS MY NIGHTSHIRT!
 LUCY: OH, NO WAY.
YOU DON'T REALLY WEAR THIS THING
TO BED EVERY NIGHT, DO YOU?
 ELLEN: YES, I DO.
WHY?
 LUCY: WELL, IT HAS ITS CHARM
IN A RETRO SORT OF FLANNEL WAY.
BUT, YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT VERY
FLATTERING.
WHEN I WEAR IT, IT MAKES ME LOOK
FLAT-CHESTED AND RATHER HIPPY.
I --
 ELLEN: WELL, IT SUITS ME JUST
FINE.
 LUCY: TO EACH HIS OWN.
 ELLEN: DR. HARMON, PLEASE.
 MATT: THIS IS DR. HARMON,
YEAH.
 ELLEN: MATT, HI.
I'M GLAD YOU HAVEN'T LEFT.
LISTEN, I'LL EXPLAIN LATER,
BUT THE ROMANTIC VACATION IS
OFF.
I'M COMING HOME --
AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE.
 MATT: I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET
THROUGH TO YOU, BUT I COULDN'T
GET IN TOUCH WITH YOU.
YOU KNOW, THERE'S FLASH FLOOD
WARNINGS IN THAT AREA,
AND THEY'RE NOT LETTING ANYBODY
UP OR DOWN THE MOUNTAIN.
 ELLEN: YOU MEAN I'M STUCK
HERE?
[THUNDER]
 JULIE: HI.
 FRANK: HEY.
HI, BABY.
OH.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
COME ON, WHAT'S GOING ON?
 JULIE: AFTER YOU LEFT, I WENT
DOWN TO MY APARTMENT.
AND ONE MINUTE, I'M
IN THE SHOWER.
THE NEXT, GARCIA AND HIS GOON
SQUAD SHOW UP.
WHEN I LET THEM IN, THEY FOUND
A VOICE ACTIVATOR IN THE LIVING
ROOM, AND THEY ARRESTED ME.
AFTER KEVIN FINISHED HIS RADIO
PROGRAM, THE KILLER CALLED
KEVIN'S HOUSE.
THEY'RE CONVINCED IT WAS ME.
 FRANK: HOW CAN THEY BE
SO SURE?
 JULIE: THEY TRACED THE CALL,
AND IT CAME FROM OUR HOUSE.
CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT MANIAC WAS
IN THE HOUSE WITH ME?
I MEAN, WHAT IF I --
WHAT IF I HAD GONE UPSTAIRS
EARLIER AND HE WAS STILL THERE?
I KNOW HE WOULD HAVE KILLED ME.
MAYBE THEN THEY'D REALIZE THAT
I'M NOT THE MURDERER.
 FRANK: THE IMPORTANT THING IS
THAT YOU'RE SAFE AND THAT WE GET
YOU OUT OF HERE AS SOON
AS POSSIBLE.
 KEVIN: EXCUSE ME
FOR INTERRUPTING.
 JULIE: WHAT ARE YOU -- WHAT
ARE YOU DOING HERE?
 KEVIN: I HEARD ABOUT
YOUR ARREST.
I WANT TO TALK TO YOU.
 JULIE: WHY?
 KEVIN: ARE YOU THE PERSON
WHO'S BEEN CALLING ME?
 FRANK: WHO IN THE HELL DO
YOU THINK YOU ARE TO ASK
HER SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
 JULIE: IT'S OK.
NO, I DIDN'T CALL YOU TONIGHT,
NOR HAVE I EVER CALLED
YOU ON THAT RADIO SHOW.
 KEVIN: DO EITHER OF YOU HAVE
ANY IDEA WHY A VOICE ACTIVATOR
WAS FOUND IN YOUR HOME?
 FRANK: SOMEBODY PUT IT THERE
TO FRAME JULIE.
 JULIE: AND I BET I KNOW
EXACTLY WHO IT WAS -- LARK
MADISON.
 KEVIN: I SPOKE WITH LARK
SHORTLY AFTER SHE ATTEMPTED
SUICIDE.
SHE HAS HER PROBLEMS,
BUT I DON'T KNOW IF SHE'S
CAPABLE OF MURDER.
 JULIE: SHE NEARLY GOT FRANK
KILLED.
 FRANK: JULIE, THAT WAS
AN ACCIDENT AND YOU KNOW IT.
 JULIE: PLEASE, FRANK.
JUST FIND OUT WHERE LARK WAS
AT THE TIME THE CALL WAS MADE.
 LUCY: YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN
TO HAVE MAYBE SOMETHING ELSE
YOU COULD LOAN ME, HUH?
 ELLEN: MM-HMM.
 LUCY: AH. WHOO.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
EW, IT DOES STINK.
I THINK THERE MUST BE SOME SORT
OF CHEMICAL REACTION THAT
HAPPENS BETWEEN FISH
AND FLANNEL.
 ELLEN: YOU COULD ALWAYS SLEEP
IN YOUR OWN CLOTHES.
 LUCY: WELL, NO, ACTUALLY,
I COULDN'T.
BECAUSE MY EXPENSIVE KNIT DRESS
HOLDS WATER, AND IT'S STILL
SOAKED COMPLETELY THROUGH.
HEY.
YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING?
IT'S SORT OF A GIRL THING TO DO.
IF MAYBE WE WENT SHOPPING WHEN
WE GOT BACK TO PORT CHARLES,
I COULD TAKE YOU TO THIS
LINGERIE SHOP THAT HAS
THE SEXIEST --
 ELLEN: I BOUGHT THE
NIGHTSHIRT BECAUSE I LIKE IT.
EW.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
 LUCY: I'M RIGHT?
WHAT?
I'M RIGHT ABOUT WHAT?
 ELLEN: YOU STINK.
YOU CAN'T SLEEP IN THIS BED
WITH ME.
 LUCY: WELL, WHERE AM
I SUPPOSED TO SLEEP?
 ELLEN: WELL, I HEAR THAT
THE FLOOR HAS A FIVE-STAR
RATING.
 LUCY: YOU SLEEP ON IT.
 ELLEN: YOU KNOW, I AM NOT
THE ONE WHO MADE A NIGHTSHIRT
STINK LIKE FISH BY WIPING
MY HANDS ON IT.
I'M ALSO NOT THE ONE WHO DUMPED
A BUCKET OF FISH GUTS
ON AN UNSUSPECTING PERSON.
BUT I AM THE ONE WHO WAS
INVITED TO BE HERE.
 LUCY: OH, OK.
OK, OK, FINE.
THEN I WILL SLEEP --
GIVE ME THAT --
ON THE FLOOR, ALL RIGHT?
THAT'S GOOD, THEN, BECAUSE
I HAPPEN TO HAVE A SLIGHTLY
DAINTY BACK, AND IT HAPPENS WHEN
I WEAR SO MANY HIGH HEELS.
I'M HERE.
I'M SLEEPING RIGHT HERE
ON THE FLOOR.
IT'LL MAKE ME FEEL BETTER,
AND I'LL LOVE IT.
HOT.
IT IS REALLY HOT IN HERE.
YOU KNOW, WE NEED SOME FRESH
AIR.
OH.
 ELLEN: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
IT MAY BE SUMMER, BUT THE AIR IS
COLD FROM THE RAIN.
 LUCY: OOH.
YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW, I THINK THAT
I HAVE THIS SORT OF ALLERGY
TO MOLD, AND IT'S REALLY STUFFY
WITH THE FIRE GOING.
 ELLEN: I DON'T WANT
MOSQUITOES FLYING IN HERE ALL
NIGHT WHILE I'M FREEZING
TO DEATH BECAUSE YOU THINK
YOU HAVE ALLERGIES.
 LUCY: HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I DON'T SEE ANY MOSQUITOES.
NOT ONE DARN LITTLE MOSQUITO IS
OUT THERE.
AND BESIDES, IT'S NOT COLD.
IT'S BRACING.
NOW, LISTEN -- IF MY NOSE GETS
ALL CLOGGED UP AND I START
WHEEZING AND COUGHING
AND SNORING, WE'RE NEVER GOING
TO GET ANY SLEEP, AND I WANT
THE WINDOW OPEN!
SO THE WINDOW'S GOING TO BE
OPEN.
OTHERWISE I'M NOT SLEEPING
ON THE FLOOR.
 ELLEN: UGH!
 LUCY: OOH!
 VICTOR: WHAT DID JULIE SAY?
DID SHE CONFESS?
 KEVIN: ONE QUESTION
AT A TIME.
 VICTOR: BUT I'VE GOT
A MILLION OF THEM.
THEY'VE BEEN BUILDING UP EVER
SINCE YOU LEFT.
 KEVIN: I SPOKE TO JULIE.
SHE SAYS SHE'S INNOCENT.
 VICTOR: WELL, OF COURSE
SHE DOES.
EVERYBODY IN PRISON SAYS HE'S
NOT GUILTY.
I, FOR ONE, DON'T BELIEVE THERE
ARE NEARLY THAT MANY INNOCENT
PEOPLE IN JAIL.
 KEVIN: EXCEPT FOR YOUR OWN
FALSE ARREST, OF COURSE.
 VICTOR: OF COURSE.
 KEVIN: WELL, JULIE THINKS
THAT LARK MADISON FRAMED
HER AND THAT SHE MAY BE THE REAL
KILLER.
 VICTOR: THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT
SHE SAID THE NIGHT OF
THE NURSES BALL.
DO YOU REMEMBER?
WHEN LARK SHOWED UP JUST AFTER
JAKE'S BODY WAS FOUND.
 KEVIN: LARK HAS AN UNSTABLE
BACKGROUND, THAT'S FOR SURE.
SHE WAS RAISED BY HER MOTHER,
WHO HAS A HISTORY OF VIOLENCE
AND MENTAL INSTABILITY.
SHE'S INSTITUTIONALIZED RIGHT
NOW, AS A MATTER OF FACT.
LARK'S HAD A SERIES OF PROBLEMS
STEMMING FROM THE ABUSE
AND NEGLECT INFLICTED
BY HER MOTHER.
 VICTOR: MONK, ARE
YOU SERIOUSLY SUGGESTING THAT
LARK IS A MORE LIKELY CANDIDATE
THAN JULIE DEVLIN?
 KEVIN: SHE TRIED TO END
HER OWN LIFE NOT TOO LONG AGO.
I HAVEN'T SEEN HER MUCH SINCE
THEN.
MAYBE IT'S TIME I PAID
HER A VISIT.
 LARK: SO, DID YOU SEE JULIE?
HOW IS SHE?
 FRANK: WELL, SHE'S BEEN
BETTER.
WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING UP?
IT'S LATE.
 LARK: I'M TOO FREAKED OUT
ABOUT JULIE TO SLEEP.
AND IT'S SO SCARY THAT WE'VE
BEEN LIVING UNDER THE SAME ROOF
AS A SERIAL KILLER.
SHE COULD HAVE OFFED US
IN OUR SLEEP ANY TIME
SHE WANTED.
 FRANK: SHE IS NOT A KILLER,
LARK.
I THINK SHE'S BEING RAILROADED.
 LARK: I CAN'T IMAGINE WHY
ANYONE WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE
THAT.
 FRANK: I DON'T KNOW WHY
YOU'RE HAVING SO MUCH TROUBLE
BELIEVING IT.
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO FINGERED
JULIE FOR THESE MURDERS NOT
SO LONG AGO.
 LARK: I ONLY DID THAT
BECAUSE I HAVE THIS FEELING
ABOUT HER.
SHE GIVES ME THE CREEPS.
 FRANK: ISN'T THAT JULIE'S
C.D. PLAYER?
 LARK: YEAH.
 FRANK: WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WITH IT?
 LARK: MINE'S BROKEN, SO I'M
BORROWING HERS.
 FRANK: PUT IT BACK.
 LARK: I WILL.
I JUST NEEDED --
 FRANK: NOW.
 LARK: FINE.
BUT IT'S NOT AS IF JULIE'S GOING
TO BE NEEDING IT ANY TIME SOON.
WHEN TEACHERS ASK KIDS...
TO NAME A GLUE,
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ?
- ELMER'S.
- ELMER'S.
ELMER'S, SILLY.
IT'S THE GLUE KIDS KNOW...
AND THE GLUE
TEACHERS RECOMMEND.
ELMER'S.
NO WONDER THEY STICK
WITH ELMER'S.
ELMER'S !
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ü I LOVE THE FISHES
  'CAUSE THEY'RE SO DELICIOUS ü
ONE FOR YOU
ü GONE GOLDFISHIN' ü
TWO FOR ME
ü WE COULD EAT THEM EVERY DAY ü
I LOVE MY GOLDFISH
ü AND MY MOM SAYS THAT'S OK ü
 PEPPERIDGE FARM
 GOLDFISH CRACKERS
 BAKED WITH
 NO ARTIFICAL PRESERVATIVES
 AND CHEESY, NOT
 SUGARY LIKE SWEET SNACKS.
GOLDFISH!
WHO SHRUNK MY GOLDFISH?
 NOW FOR A LIMITED TIME --
 PEPPERIDGE FARM GOLDFISH
 COME IN TWO FUN SIZES.
 LOOK FOR SPECIALLY
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 BEFORE THEY'RE ALL GONE.
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GET THIS:  PRESSING HER LIPS
IN A MOST NORMAL WAY,
NIKKI'S ACTUALLY HELPING
HER LIP COLOR STAY.
CONTINUOUS COLOR,
HOW IN THE WORLD ?
EASY, BREEZY,
BEAUTIFUL COVER GIRL.
 LUCY: AH.
MMM, IT'S A BEAUTIFUL, CLEAR DAY
OUT THERE, AND MY CAR STARTED
RIGHT AWAY.
SO I AM GOING TO HEAD ON BACK
TO PORT CHARLES.
JUST CAME BACK TO GET MY STUFF
AND SAY TA.
SO, TA.
 ELLEN: YOU KNOW,
BECAUSE YOU INSISTED ON LEAVING
THE WINDOWS OPEN ALL NIGHT,
I WAS EATEN ALIVE.
 LUCY: I AM SO SORRY.
 ELLEN: NO, JUST STOP.
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR HOW SORRY
YOU ARE.
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT
ALLERGIES OR FASHION TIPS
OR YOUR AVERSION TO FLANNEL.
JUST, PLEASE, GO.
 LUCY: SOMEBODY GOT UP
ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE BED
THIS MORNING, DIDN'T THAT
SOMEBODY?
WELL, THAT SOMEBODY ALSO HAD
A BED TO SLEEP IN, SO -- OK.
I CAN TAKE A HINT.
I AM GOING.
 ELLEN: OH, WAIT, WAIT.
DON'T FORGET THIS.
 LUCY: THANK YOU.
OOPS.
BYE, CRABBY.
YOU REALLY ARE AN OLD GROUCH,
YOU KNOW THAT?
 ELLEN: DR. HARMON, PLEASE.
[CAR ENGINE STARTS]
 ELLEN: HEY, YOU.
 MATT: HEY, HOW ARE YOU?
WAS THE STORM BAD?
 ELLEN: OH, THE STORM WAS
FINE.
HURRICANE LUCY WAS THE DISASTER.
 MATT: YEAH, YOU KNOW,
YOU NEVER GOT TO TELL ME HOW
SHE ENDED UP AT THE CABIN.
 ELLEN: "I LOVE LUCY" THOUGHT
THAT SHE WAS GOING TO CATCH
KEVIN AND EVE IN A TRYST,
AND SHE CAME UP WITH SOME
HAREBRAINED PLOT TO STOP IT THAT
I WALKED INTO THE MIDDLE OF.
IT SEEMS HER IDEA OF LOVER'S
REVENGE IS A BUCKET OF FISH
GUTS.
THEY WERE INTENDED FOR EVE,
BUT THEY ENDED UP ALL OVER ME.
 MATT: SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED
SOME T.L.C.
 ELLEN: WELL, THE GOOD NEWS IS
THAT SHE'S GONE, AND
OUR VACATION IS BACK ON.
SO, HOW SOON CAN YOU BE HERE?
 MATT: WELL, I HATE TO BREAK
IT TO YOU THERE, ELLEN,
BUT THE BRIDGE WAS WASHED OUT.
 LUCY: YO-DEL-AY-HE-HOO.
GUESS WHAT -- THE OLD ROAD IS
STILL FLOODED, AND APPARENTLY
THERE'S NO WAY OUT.
 ELLEN: REMEMBER THAT WEATHER
CONDITION I MENTIONED?
IT'S RETURNED.
I'LL CALYOU LATER.
 LUCY: I GUESS WE ARE STUCK
TOGETHER FOR JUST A LITTLE WHILE
LONGER.
WHEW.
IT IS STUFFY IN HERE, ISN'T IT?
 FRANK: HEY.
 MAN: HAVEN'T SEEN
YOU IN AWHILE.
YOU HAVEN'T BEEN USING ANOTHER
COPY SHOP?
 FRANK: NO, I HAVEN'T.
YOU KNOW, IT'S PRETTY REMARKABLE
YOU REMEMBER ME.
 MAN: I NEVER FORGET A FACE.
HELPS BUSINESS.
 FRANK: THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT
I WANT TO HEAR.
ARE YOU AWARE THAT THE POLICE
TRACED A THREATENING NOTE
TO THIS STORE?
IT WAS COPIED HERE.
 MAN: ARE YOU WITH THE POLICE?
 FRANK: NO.
I'M DOING SOME INVESTIGATING
ON MY OWN.
WOULD YOU MIND LOOKING AT SOME
PHOTOGRAPHS?
 MAN: NOT AT ALL.
 FRANK: DO YOU -- DO
YOU RECOGNIZE ANY OF THESE
FACES?
 MAN: THEY'VE ALL BEEN HERE.
 LARK: DR. COLLINS.
 KEVIN: HI.
 LARK: HI.
I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU'RE HERE
TO SEE, BUT I'M THE ONLY ONE
HOME.
 KEVIN: WELL, THAT'S GOOD
BECAUSE I CAME TO SEE YOU.
MAY I COME IN?
 LARK: WHAT DO YOU WANT
WITH ME?
 KEVIN: OH, I JUST WANTED
TO SEE IF YOU WERE ALL RIGHT.
I HEARD ABOUT JULIE'S ARREST.
I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE TOUGH
ON YOU.
 LARK: I'M OK.
 KEVIN: WELL, YOU'VE BEEN
THROUGH AN AWFUL LOT.
I KNOW WE HAVEN'T SPOKEN SINCE
YOUR SUICIDE ATTEMPT, BUT I JUST
WANTED TO TOUCH BASE,
SEE IF YOU NEEDED SOMEONE
TO TALK TO.
 LARK: I'M FINE. THANKS.
 KEVIN: YOU KNOW,
IT'S NO SECRET THAT THIS IS JUST
THE LATEST IN A SERIES OF UNFAIR
DIFFICULTIES FOR YOU --
YOUR MOTHER HAVING BEEN
INSTITUTIONALIZED.
YOU'VE BEEN AT THE SCENE
OF SEVERAL MURDERS.
WHAT YOU'VE BEEN EXPOSED
TO WOULD BE DIFFICULT
FOR AN ADULT TO UNDERSTAND
AND TO HANDLE, LET ALONE
AN IMPRESSIONABLE TEENAGER.
 LARK: "IMPRESSIONABLE"?
IS THAT A SHRINK'S CODE WORD
FOR "SCREWED UP"?
YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ME.
YOU'RE TRYING TO USE YOUR PSYCHO
MUMBO-JUMBO TO SEE IF I SET UP
JULIE, AREN'T YOU?
 KEVIN: WELL, I'D BE LYING
IF I SAID THE THOUGHT HADN'T
CROSSED MY MIND.
BUT I REALLY AM CONCERNED ABOUT
YOU.
AND BELIEVE ME, I CAN RELATE
IF YOU FEEL OVERWHELMED.
 LARK: THINGS ARE TOUGH ALL
OVER.
I'M USED TO IT.
 KEVIN: WELL, SURE, BUT THAT
DOESN'T MEAN YOU DON'T NEED
A SYMPATHETIC EAR FROM TIME
TO TIME, SOMEONE TO CONFIDE IN.
AND I GET THE FEELING YOU DON'T
TRUST TOO MANY PEOPLE.
 LARK: WELL, I CAN TAKE CARE
OF MYSELF.
 KEVIN: THAT'S GOOD,
BECAUSE I HAD TO LEARN THE HARD
WAY THAT WE ALL NEED
AN OUTLET --
YOU KNOW, SOMEONE WE CAN VENT
TO.
I TELL YOU, WHEN A PERSON GETS
BOTTLED UP, THE EMOTIONS CAN
JUST BUILD TO THE POINT WHERE
THEY'RE SO INTENSE, YOU JUST
CAN'T IGNORE THEM ANYMORE.
GIVEN WHAT YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH,
I CAN CERTAINLY UNDERSTAND
IF YOU FEEL VULNERABLE
OR POWERLESS.
 LARK: OH, AND SO WHAT?
I VENT BY KILLING A BUNCH
OF PEOPLE I HATE OR BARELY KNOW?
IF YOU'RE TRYING TO GET ME
TO ADMIT THAT I'M RESPONSIBLE
FOR THESE DEATHS, YOU CAN FORGET
IT.
 KEVIN: NO, NO, THAT'S NOT WHY
I CAME HERE.
I WANT TO HE YOU.
 LARK: NO, YOU DON'T THINK
I KNOW WHAT SHRINKS ARE LIKE?
MY MOTHER SENT ME TO A STRING
OF THEM.
I KNOW HOW THEY TWIST THINGS
AROUND AND TRY AND GET
YOU TO SAY WHAT THEY WANT
TO HEAR.
 KEVIN: LARK, TAKE IT EASY.
 LARK: I AM NOT STUPID!
 YOU ARE, FOR COMING HERE
AND THINKING YOU CAN GET ME
TO CONFESS TO THESE CRIMES.
SHRINKS MAKE ME SICK!