Pc may 6 1999

EVE: WHO INVENTED ALL THIS
PAPERWORK?
 KEVIN: MORE TO THE POINT,
WHO WOULD WANT TO DO IT,
ESPECIALLY ON THEIR DAY OFF?
 EVE: AH.
WELL, ACTUALLY, THIS ISN'T WORK.
THESE PAPERS ARE FOR ME.
THEY'RE THE CONSENT FORMS
FOR MY PROCEDURE TOMORROW.
 KEVIN: AH.
 EVE: HEY, HAVE YOU HEARD
ANYTHING MORE ABOUT LUCY?
 KEVIN: YES, ACTUALLY.
I SPOKE TO VICTOR.
 EVE: AND?
 KEVIN: STRANGEST THING --
SCOTT FOUND A PHOTO OF HIS OWN
MOTHER IN DAVID BORDISSO'S
APARTMENT.
 EVE: WHY WOULD D.V. HAVE
A PICTURE OF SCOTT'S MOM?
 KEVIN: I'M SURE SCOTT WOULD
LIKE TO KNOW THE SAME THING.
 EVE: WELL, IF YOU WANT TO GO
TO NEW YORK, YOU ARE MORE THAN
WELCOME TO GO.
I'LL BE --
 KEVIN: I WANT TO STAY HERE
FOR YOUR SURGERY.
 EVE: MINOR SURGERY,
"MINOR" BEING THE OPERATIVE
WORD.
NO PUN INTENDED.
GET IT?
 KEVIN: I'M NOT LEAVING.
 EVE: YOU KNOW, I COULD GET
USED TO ALL THIS T.L.C.
 KEVIN: THERE'S JUST
NO ESCAPING IT, IS THERE?
 EVE: WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT
ESCAPING?
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
 KEVIN: HELLO?
 JULIE: KEVIN.
I'M SO GLAD I FOUND YOU.
 KEVIN: JULIE?
IS SOMETHING WRONG?
 JULIE: I NEED TO DISCUSS
MY CASE WITH YOU.
 KEVIN: UH -- WELL --
ACTUALLY, I HAVE A COMMITMENT
FOR ALL DAY TOMORROW.
WE COULD SET UP A MEETING
FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS FROM NOW.
 JULIE: I NEED TO SEE
YOU RIGHT AWAY.
COULD YOU POSSIBLY COME TONIGHT?
PLEASE?
 EVE: NO -- LISTEN, GO ON.
GO ON.
I'LL GET A BITE TO EAT
AT THE RECOVERY ROOM, AND I'LL
MEET YOU LATER.
IT'S OK.
 KEVIN: JULIE, I'LL SEE
YOU TONIGHT.
 EVE: SO, WHAT'S WRONG
WITH HER?
 KEVIN: I HAVE NO IDEA.
BUT THEN, YOU CAN NEVER REALLY
TELL WITH JULIE.
 EVE: YEAH, I KNOW.
[EVE IMITATES "PSYCHO" MURDER
MUSIC]
 KEVIN: YOU'RE BAD. STOP THAT.
 EVE: I KNOW.
 KEVIN: I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
 FRANK: HEY.
WHY THE LONG FACE?
 KAREN: I JUST FEEL LIKE
MY WORLD IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE.
 FRANK: WHAT HAPPENED?
 KAREN: I DON'T THINK I SHOULD
SAY ANYTHING, BUT IF I DON'T
TALK TO SOMEONE, I THINK I'M
GOING TO GO CRAZY.
 FRANK: COME ON, SPILL.
I CAN KEEP IT TO MYSELF.
 KAREN: JOE WAS ARRESTED
FOR SOLICITING A PROSTITUTE.
 FRANK: I WAS HOPING HE WOULD
TELL YOU.
 KAREN: YOU KNEW?
 FRANK: YEAH.
I BAILED HIM OUT.
IT'S GOOD HE TOLD YOU.
IT'S THE FIRST STEP
IN ADDRESSING THE PROBLEM,
AND NOBODY KNOWS THAT BETTER
THAN YOU AND ME.
 KAREN: YOU BELIEVE THAT JOE
PICKED UP A HOOKER?
FRANK: WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE,
KAREN?
 KAREN: JOE SAYS THAT HE'S
BEING SET UP.
I STILL THINK THAT'S
A POSSIBILITY.
 FRANK: BY WHO?
 KAREN: COURTNEY.
 FRANK: YOU KNOW, I'VE ASKED
MYSELF IF COURTNEY COULD HAVE
SET JOE UP.
BUT, KAREN, HOW COULD
SHE POSSIBLY GET HIM TO SOLICIT
A PROSTITUTE?
 KAREN: WELL, JOE SAYS THAT IT
WAS A MIX-UP, THAT THIS WOMAN
GAVE HIM SOME SAD STORY
AND ASKED TO BORROW SOME MONEY.
 FRANK: RIGHT.
 KAREN: I KNOW, FRANK.
I KNOW IT SEEMS UNLIKELY, BUT --
COME ON.
THE IDEA OF JOE GOING BEHIND
MY BACK AND --=
 FRANK: IT'S UNTHINKABLE.
YOU KNOW, HE'D HAVE TO BE PRETTY>
OUT OF CONTROL, ESPECIALLY
CONSIDERING HOW DANGEROUS IT IS
TO FOOL AROUND THESE DAYS
WITH AIDS AND S.T.D.s OUT THERE.
 KAREN: WELL, HOW COULD I HAVE
NOT SEEN THAT BEFORE?
COME ON, WHEN JOE AND I ARE
TOGETHER, HE MAKES ME FEEL LIKE
I'M THE ONLY WOMAN ON THIS
PLANET.
I KNOW HE LOVES ME.
 FRANK: LOVING YOU IS NOT
THE ISSUE.
JOE IS POWERLESS.
HE'S NOT TRYING TO HURT YOU,
KAREN.
NOW, I WISH IT WAS AS SIMPLE
AS JUST SAYING THAT COURTNEY SET
HIM UP.
JOE'S PROBLEM IS MUCH MORE
SERIOUS.
 KAREN: DO YOU THINK JOE IS
THIS GUY THAT LEADS A SECRET
LIFE?
I'VE SEEN MEN LIKE THAT.
JOE IS NOT LIKE THAT.
 FRANK: YOU THINK THESE WIVES
KNOW WHAT THEIR HUSBANDS ARE
UP TO?
SOME DO, BUT I'M SURE MOST
DON'T.
AND I BET A BIG PART OF THAT IS
BECAUSE THEY DON'T LET
THEMSELVES KNOW.
 KAREN: I'M NOT IN DENIAL,
FRANK.
 FRANK: KAREN --
 KEVIN: I AM NOT.
 FRANK: KAREN, I THINK
YOU ARE.
AND IF THAT SOUNDS TOUGH,
IT'S BECAUSE YOU TAUGHT ME TO BE
THAT WAY.
YOU WERE RIGHT TO BE TOUGH
WITH ME WHEN I WAS KICKING
MY HABIT.
NOW IT'S TIME TO BE TOUGH
WITH JOE.
 ELLEN: HUNGRY?
 MATT: DEPENDS.
 ELLEN: ON WHAT?
 MATT: WELL, IF THAT'S
YOUR WAY OF ASKING ME OUT
TO DINNER --
 ELLEN: WHAT IF IT IS?
 MATT: WELL, THEN
I'M STARVING.
 ELLEN: GOOD.
 MATT: WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST
COME RIGHT OUT AND ASK ME?
 ELLEN: I WASN'T SURE YOU'D
SAY YES.
 MATT: WELL, LOOK, DON'T TAKE
THIS THE WRONG WAY, BUT IT
OCCURS TO ME THAT IF WE'D BEEN
MORE DIRECT WITH EACH OTHER ALL
ALONG, WE WOULDN'T BE WHERE
WE ARE RIGHT NOW.
 KAREN: I'LL WORK ON IT.
 MATT: ME, TOO.
 CHRIS: LUCKY ME.
KEVIN'S LOSS IS MY GAIN.
 EVE: OH, NO, I'M THE LUCKY
ONE.
HOW MANY PEOPLE GET TO HAVE
DINNER WITH THEIR SURGEONS RIGHT
BEFORE THEY'RE ABOUT TO CUT THEM
OPEN?
IN FACT, ABOUT 16 HOURS
FROM NOW.
 CHRIS: COME ON, DON'T MAKE IT
SOUND SO GRUESOME.
IT'S JUST A TINY LITTLE SLIT.
HEY, I COULD DO YOUR LAPAROSCOPY
WITH MY EYES CLOSED.
IN FACT, I'LL BET IF I ASK
REALLY NICE, DR. NEUMANN WILL
LET ME GIVE IT A SHOT.
 EVE: YEAH, YOU'RE FUNNY.
 CHRIS: HEY, FRANK,
CAREFUL WITH THOSE PLATES.
YOU KNOW, IF YOU DROP THEM,
IT COMES OUT OF YOUR PAY.
 FRANK: YEAH, WELL,
IF THEY LANDED ON YOUR HEAD,
IT WOULD BE WORTH IT.
 CHRIS: HMM. GOOD ONE.
YOU ARE LIGHTNING QUICK.
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M GLAD KEVIN WENT TO SEE
JULIE.
SHE CAN USE HIS HELP.
 EVE: WHAT SHE COULD REALLY
USE IS A FRONTAL LOBOTOMY.
 CHRIS: ADMIT IT --
SHE'S GETTING BETTER.
 EVE: WELL, OUR VISIT WAS
FREAKY, TO SAY THE LEAST.
 CHRIS: YEAH, BUT DIDN'T
SHE SEEM MORE STABLE,
A LITTLE ME IN TOUCH
WITH REALITY?
 EVE: YEAH, EXCEPT
FOR THE PART WHERE SHE WAS
PRETENDING TO BE PREGNANT
BY WEARING A PILLOW.
 CHRIS: COME ON.
THE PILLOW IS JUST A SECURITY
BLANKET.
SHE'LL GIVE THAT UP EVENTUALLY.
MAYBE SOONER RATHER THAN LATER.
I THINK MY VISITS HAVE MADE
A REAL DIFFERENCE.
I DO.
 EVE: DO YOU REALLY EXPECT
HER TO GET OUT SOMEDAY?
 CHRIS: IT COULD HAPPEN.
 EVE: YEAH, WELL, IF IT
HAPPENS, I'M GETTING MYSELF
A DOBERMAN PINSCHER.
 CHRIS: TELL ME -- HOW DID
SHE RESPOND WHEN YOU TOLD
HER THAT I WAS THE ONE THAT SENT
YOU?
 EVE: SHE WAS THRILLED THAT
YOU CARE.
IN FACT, SHE'S GOING TO TRY
AND GET YOUR VISITING PRIVILEGES
RESTORED.
MAYBE THAT'S WHY SHE CALLED
KEVIN.
 KEVIN: COULD YOU GIVE ME SOME
SPECIFICS AS TO WHY YOU FEEL
YOU'RE PROGRESSING?
 JULIE: IT'S OBVIOUS TO ME NOW
WHY I WAS SUCH AN EASY MARK
FOR GREG COOPER.
I HAD A PRETTY WRETCHED
CHILDHOOD THAT KIND OF HIT ROCK
BOTTOM WITH MY BROTHER'S
SUICIDE.
MY NEED FOR FAMILY WAS
SO OVERPOWERING THAT GREG COULD
EXPLOIT IT AND GET ME TO DO
ANYTHING FOR HIM.
 KEVIN: AND NOW YOU DON'T FEEL
AS NEEDY?
 JULIE: NO.
I KNOW WHO I AM, AND
I UNDERSTAND WHY THIS HAPPENED
TO ME.
I'M NOT CRAZY, KEVIN.
I DON'T BELONG IN THIS
INSTITUTION FOR THE REST
OF MY LIFE.
 KEVIN: REMEMBER THE LAST TIME
I WAS HERE?
YOU SAID THAT YOU WANTED TO GET
OUT BECAUSE YOU WERE AFRAID
THEY WOULD TAKE AWAY YOUR BABY.
NOW IT SEEMS YOU HAVE
A MOTIVATION BEYOND KEEPING
YOUR BABY.
 JULIE: WHEN I FIRST GOT
TO FERNCLIFF, I COULDN'T IMAGINE
EVER GETTING OUT.
THEN WHEN I DISCOVERED I WAS
PREGNANT, I STARTED FEELING MORE
OPTIMISTIC ABOUT THE FUTURE.
 KEVIN: SO NOW YOU WANT TO GET
OUT FOR BOTH YOU AND YOUR BABY?
 JULIE: I WANT TO GET OUT
FOR ME.
THERE'S SOMETHING YOU SHOULD
KNOW.
 KEVIN: WHAT'S THAT?
 JULIE: THERE IS NO BABY.
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 KEVIN: WHY WOULD YOU FAKE
A PREGNANCY?
 JULIE: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN
SO DEPRESSED WITH YOUR LIFE THAT
YOU PRETENDED TO BE SOMETHING
YOU WEREN'T?
 KEVIN: I UNDERSTAND
THE FEELING.
SIT DOWN.
 JULIE: PRETENDING TO BE
PREGNANT
GAVE ME RELIEF FROM
MY LONELINESS.
IT FELT GOOD TO IMAGINE THAT
THERE WAS ALWAYS SOMEONE THERE
WITH ME.
 KEVIN: BUT YOU ARE AWARE THAT
YOU'RE NOT PREGNANT.
 JULIE: I'VE ALWAYS KNOWN
THAT.
IN MY MIND, I THINK I WAS TRYING
TO CREATE THIS PERFECT LIFE
FOR AN IMAGINARY CHILD,
PROBABLY BECAUSE MY OWN
CHILDHOOD WAS SO MISERABLE.
 KEVIN: JULIE, ARE YOU READY
TO STOP PRETENDING?
 JULIE: I DON'T KNOW.
IT'S COMFORTING TO ME.
HOW ABOUT THIS?
I'LL ADMIT I'M NOT PREGNANT,
BUT I WON'T GIVE UP THE PILLOW.
I DON'T KNOW IF I'M READY
TO JUMP OFF THAT DIVING BOARD
JUST YET.
 KEVIN: ADMITTING
THE PREGNANCY IS A FANTASY IS
PROGRESS.
 JULIE: MOST PEOPLE DON'T
REALIZE HOW MUCH I'VE
PROGRESSED.
 KEVIN: LIKE WHO?
 JULIE: LEE, FOR ONE.
HE STILL BELIEVES
I'M IMPRESSIONABLE.
FOR INSTANCE, HE DOESN'T WANT ME
TO SEE CHRIS RAMSEY
BECAUSE HE THINKS HE'S A BAD
INFLUENCE.
BUT IT'S JUST THE OPPOSITE.
CHRIS HAS GIVEN ME A LOT
OF EMOTIONAL SUPPORT.
BUT LEE, AS MY GUARDIAN,
HAS ASKED THE HOSPITAL
TO RESTRICT CHRIS' VISITS.
 KEVIN: AND YOU DON'T LIKE
THAT?
 JULIE: NO.
I WANT TO SEE CHRIS.
HE'S MY FRIEND.
COULD YOU SPEAK TO LEE?
IT WOULD MEAN SO MUCH TO ME.
 EVE: IT'S SO NICE TO SEE MATT
AND ELLEN TOGETHER AGAIN.
MAYBE THEY'LL BE ABLE TO WORK
THINGS OUT AFTER ALL.
 CHRIS: YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY
MISTAKING ME FOR SOMEONE WHO
CARES.
 EVE: OH, COME ON.
YOU'RE WILLING TO CUT JULIE SOME
SLACK, BUT YOU'RE STILL HOLDING
A GRUDGE AGAINST MATT AND ELLEN
BECAUSE OF THAT STUPID
QUARTERMAINE THING?
 CHRIS: WHAT CAN I SAY?
I HATE HYPOCRISY.
 EVE: SINCE WHEN?
 CHRIS: SINCE ALWAYS.
AT LEAST JULIE CAN ADMIT WHO
SHE IS AND WHAT SHE'S DONE.
THOSE TWO ARE SELF-RIGHTEOUS
PAINS IN THE BUTT WHO LOOK DOWN
THEIR NOSES AT ME BECAUSE I MAKE
THINGS HAPPEN.
AS IF THEIR RECORDS ARE
SO SPOTLESS.
 EVE: GEE.
TELL ME HOW YOU REALLY FEEL.
 CHRIS: WHAT CAN I SAY?
I'M NOT THE CHARITABLE SORT.
 EVE: WHICH IS EXACTLY WHY
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU EVEN
GIVE A FLIP ABOUT JULIE.
 CHRIS: I'VE LIKED JULIE
FROM THE BEGINNING.
YOU KNOW THAT.
 EVE: AND I KNOW YOU LIKED
HER EVEN BETTER ONCE YOU FOUND
OUT HER FATHER WAS
BENNETT DEVLIN.
THAT'S THE ONLY REASON YOU WERE
SO INTO HER IN THE FIRST PLACE.
 CHRIS: WELL, IF THAT'S WHAT
YOU THINK, THEN YOU'RE WRONG.
NOW, I KNOW BEING WRONG IS HARD
FOR YOU TO CONCEIVE, BUT TRY
HARD.
THANKS.
 EVE: LOOK, IT'S ONE THING
TO THINK A PERSON LIKE JULIE
DESERVES HELP.
IT'S ANOTHER TO BE THE ONE WHO
WANTS TO GIVE IT TO HER.
WHY YOU?
 CHRIS: WELL, DID YOU ASK
KEVIN THE SAME QUESTION?
 EVE: KEVIN'S A PSYCHIATRIST.
IT'S HIS LIFE WORK TO PUT
HUMPTY DUMPTYS LIKE JULIE BACK
TOGETHER AGAIN.
YOU, ON THE OTHER HAND -- AND I
MEAN THIS WITH THE SINCEREST
FORM OF AFFECTION -- YOU HAVE
MADE IT YOUR LIFE'S WORK TO GET
AS MUCH AS YOU CAN AS FAST
AS YOU CAN.
 CHRIS: JUST BECAUSE I LOOK
OUT FOR MYSELF DOESN'T MEAN
I CAN'T CARE ABOUT ANOTHER
PERSON.
LET'S JUST SAY I HAVE A SOFT
SPOT FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN
FORCED INTO BAD CHOICES AND NOW
LOOKING FOR THEIR WAY BACK.
 EVE: AM I SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE
ANY OF THIS?
 CHRIS: YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU WIN.
I GIVE UP.
 EVE: NO.
 CHRIS: BELIEVE WHATEVER
YOU WANT.
 EVE: I KNOW YOU,
CHRIS, AND I KNOW THERE'S MORE
TO THE JULIE THING.
 CHRIS: WHAT'S MY DASTARDLY
PLAN?
 EVE: I DON'T KNOW.
I HAVEN'T FIGURED IT OUT YET.
 CHRIS: YOU HAVEN'T FIGURED IT
OUT YET BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING
TO FIGURE OUT.
 EVE: OK, FINE.
DON'T TELL ME.
DON'T TELL ME.
BUT JUST REMEMBER WHJULIE IS
AND WHAT SHE IS CAPABLE OF, OK?
 CHRIS: I'M TOUCHED YOU CARE.
 EVE: YEAH, YOU'RE TOUCHED,
ALL RIGHT -- IN THE HEAD.
JUST DO ME A FAVOR AND WATCH
YOUR BACK, OK?
 CHRIS: YOU KNOW, YOU KEEP UP
ALL THIS CONCERN, AND I'M GOING
TO START THINKING YOU HAVE
A THING FOR ME.
 EVE: I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M
SO WORRIED.
I REALLY DON'T.
BECAUSE AS DERANGED AS YOU ARE,
JULIE WOULD NEVER HURT YOU.
YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY HER SOUL MATE.
 MATT: WELL, THIS IS A GOOD
IDEA.
 ELLEN: I'M BEGINNING
TO WONDER.
 MATT: WHY?
 ELLEN: WELL, IT STINKS
SITTING HERE WITH SOMEONE
YOU LOVE AND MISSING HIM
AT THE SAME TIME.
 MATT: I DON'T KNOW IF GETTING
BACK TO WHERE WE WERE BEFORE
SEBASTIAN IS POSSIBLE.
 ELLEN: I JUST WANT MY BEST
FRIEND BACK.
 MATT: ME, TOO.
 ELLEN: I'VE BEEN THINKING
ABOUT SOMETHING MY MOTHER SAID.
 MATT: WHAT'S THAT?
 ELLEN: SHE THINKS I'M USING
MY FRIENDSHIP WITH SEBASTIAN
AS A WAY TO WORK OUT SOME
UNRESOLVED FEELINGS ABOUT SAM --
HOW HE DIED SO SUDDENLY,
I NEVER HAD A CHANCE TO SAY
GOOD-BYE --
 MATT: YEAH, THERE IS A RING
OF TRUTH TO IT.
 ELLEN: MATT, I APPRECIATE
YOUR EFFORTS IN TRYING TO KEEP
AN OPEN MIND ABOUT ALL THIS.
 MATT: WELL, YOU SHOULD.
 KAREN: NO MATTER HOW HARD
I TRY, I CAN'T MAKE MYSELF
BELIEVE I WAS SO WRONG ABOUT
JOE.
 FRANK: I'D HOPED THAT JOE HAD
ESCAPED THE SCANLON FAMILY
LEGACY.
 KAREN: WHAT LEGACY?
I MEAN, I KNEW YOUR DAD WAS
AN ALCOHOLIC, BUT IS THERE
SOMETHING ELSE?
 FRANK: YEAH.
OUR FAMILY IS RIDDLED
WITH ADDICTIONS -- GAMBLING,
ALCOHOL, DRUGS.
 KAREN: REALLY?
I HAD NO IDEA.
 FRANK: NO, IT'S MY FAULT THAT
THIS HAPPENED TO JOE.
 KAREN: WELL, HOW CAN IT BE
YOUR FAULT?
 FRANK: BECAUSE I'VE ALWAYS
LOOKED OUT FOR HIM.
I SHOULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING
AND PREVENTED IT.
 KAREN: FRANK, NO MATTER HOW
MUCH YOU LOVE SOMEBODY,
YOU CAN'T CHANGE THEM
IF THEY DON'T WANT TO CHANGE.
 FRANK: THE TOUGHEST PART
OF THIS FOR ME IS TO STAND BACK.
EVERYTHING KEEPS TELLING ME
I SHOULD GRAB JOE AND SHAKE SOME
SENSE INTO HIM.
I JUST HOPE THAT THE GETTING
BUSTED HAS SOME KIND
OF A WARNING EFFECT AND HE GETS
THE HELP THAT HE NEEDS.
THAT MEETING
IS GOING TO START...
WHETHER I GET RID
OF THIS HEADACHE OR NOT.
SO I TOOK SOMETHING STRONGER,
SOMETHING FASTER.
I TOOK ADVIL LIQUI-GELS.
THEY'RE STRONGER
AND FASTER ON TOUGH PAIN...
THAN EXTRA STRENGTH TYLENOL.
IT MAKES SENSE
THAT THEY ARE.
LIQUI-GELS
ARE THE ONLY PAIN RELIEVER...
WITH LIQUID INSIDE.
NOBODY ELSE HAS THAT.  NOBODY.
SO WHEN YOU WANT SOMETHING...
THAT'S FASTER ON TOUGH HEADACHES
THAN TYLENOL,
TAKE ADVIL LIQUI-GELS.
PAIN RELIEF THAT'S:
(birds singing and waves
rolling)
(brats sizzling)
CHARLIE:(surprised) Aaahh....
NEIGHBOR:Hi Charlie...
CHARLIE:ha..you..ah..you
startled me.
NEIGHBOR:Whatcha cooking?
CHARLIE:Ah..nothing.
NEIGHBOR:Those look like
Johnsonville Brats...
CHARLIE:No.
NEIGHBOR:Come on, I know a
Johnsonville Brat when I see
one.
CHARLIE:They're not Johnsonville
NEIGHBOR:They are Johnsonville
Brats! I love'em!
CHARLIE:Could you come tomorrow
please?
Oh please don't do that!
NEIGHBOR:Charlie Murphy's
cooking Johnsonville Brats!
(echo)
ANNCR:Folks can't resist the
simply great taste
...of Johnsonville Brats.
FEEDING YOUR BABY...
GIVES HER ALL THE NUTRIENTS
SHE NEEDS TO GROW STRONG.
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AN ORDINARY BOTTLE,
YOU COULD BE INCREASING
THE RISK OF EAR INFECTIONS TOO !
OH.
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ARE UNIQUELY ANGLED...
TO PROMOTE THE SEMI-UPRIGHT
FEEDING POSITION,
REDUCING FLUID
IN THE INNER EAR...
AND THE RISK
OF EAR INFECTIONS.
BREAST FEEDING IS BEST.
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YOUR BABY A BOTTLE,
GIVE HER ONE THAT HELPS
PREVENT EAR INFECTIONS TOO.
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FROM JOHNSON & JOHNSON.
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 KEVIN: COME HERE OFTEN?
 EVE: HI.
ONLY WHEN I'M LOOKING TO PICK UP
ON A GOOD-LOOKING PSYCHIATRIST.
HOW'D IT GO WITH JULIE?
 KEVIN: SHE SEEMS MORE
GROUNDED, BUT THE JURY'S STILL
OUT ON WHETHER OR NOT SHE'S
IMPROVING.
 CHRIS: KEVIN -- GOOD TIMING.
JUST PAID THE BILL.
 EVE: YEAH -- WITH MONEY
I GAVE HIM.
 CHRIS: DETAILS.
HOW IS JULIE?
 KEVIN: FINE.
 CHRIS: YEAH, IT'S A SHAME I'M
NOT ALLOWED TO VISIT
HER ANYMORE.
 KEVIN: WELL, I'M SURE LEE
AND HER DOCTORS FEEL IT'S BEST
TO LIMIT HER VISITORS
FOR THE TIME BEING.
 CHRIS: YEAH, BUT HOW CAN
ISOLATING HER HELP?
I MEAN, SEEING FRIENDS WAS GOOD
FOR JULIE.
MAYBE YOU COULD TALK TO LEE,
GET ME BACK IN, YOU KNOW,
FOR JULIE'S BENEFIT?
 KEVIN: WELL, IT'S A CRITICAL
TIME IN HER THERAPY.
I THINK IT'S BEST THAT I DEFER
TO THE DOCTORS WHO TREAT
HER FULL-TIME.
 CHRIS: WELL, I GUESS WE'LL
JUST HAVE TO AGREE TO DISAGREE,
HUH?
LISTEN, DON'T KEEP THIS ONE OUT
TOO LATE.
SHE'S GOT A DATE WITH ME
TOMORROW.
 KEVIN: WHATEVER YOU SAY,
DOCTOR.
 CHRIS: GOOD NIGHT, YOU TWO.
 EVE: THANKS FOR KEEPING ME
COMPANY.
 KEVIN: GOOD NIGHT.
SO, WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THIS NEW
FRIENDSHIP BETWEEN CHRIS
AND JULIE?
 EVE: WELL, IT'S NOT NEW.
CHRIS HAD A THING FOR JULIE WAY
BACK WHEN WE WERE INTERNS,
BUT --
HONESTLY, I THINK IT'S PRETTY
CREEPY.
 KEVIN: YOU DON'T THINK CHRIS
HAS A THING, CARRYING A TORCH
FOR JULIE?
 EVE: WHO KNOWS, YOU KNOW?
CHRIS DOESN'T HAVE MANY FRIENDS.
HE'S PROBABLY JUST SCRAPING
THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL.
BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, AFTER ALL,
JULIE IS A CAPTIVE AUDIENCE.
 KEVIN: I'VE NEVER SEEN CHRIS
AS BEING THAT FORGIVING.
 EVE: YEAH.
I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY WHAT
TO THINK ABOUT THAT, BUT I DO
KNOW CHRIS PRETTY WELL.
I'M HIS BEST FRIEND, AND EVEN
I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S THINKING
HALF THE TIME.
 KEVIN: ONLY HALF THE TIME?
 EVE: DO YOU REALLY THINK
THAT JULIE COULD GET OUT?
 KEVIN: IT'S POSSIBLE.
SHE SEEMS CONVINCING.
SHE'S ALSO VERY SMART.
SHE FOOLED US ALL WHEN SHE WAS
THE "GENERAL HOMICIDE" KILLER.
SHE COULD BE FOOLING US ABOUT
HER RECOVERY RIGHT NOW.
 ELLEN: SO AM I BEING DIRECT
ENOUGH IF I ASK IF MAYBE WE CAN
DO THIS AGAIN SOMETIME SOON?
 MATT: YOU NAME THE TIME
AND THE PLACE, AND I'LL BE
THERE.
I'M REALLY GLAD YOU ASKED ME.
 ELLEN: I'M GLAD, TOO.
 MATT: I GOT TO CHECK
ON A PATIENT, SO, I'LL SEE
YOU LATER?
 ELLEN: OK. BYE.
 SEBASTIAN: THERE YOU ARE.
 ELLEN: OH, SEBASTIAN.
 SEBASTIAN: YEAH, I WAS JUST
HERE TO PICK UP SOME PAPERWORK
FOR MY INSURANCE COMPANY.
HOW ABOUT A BITE TO EAT?
 ELLEN: I JUST HAD DINNER
WITH MATT.
 SEBASTIAN: OH.
SO HOW'D IT GO?
 ELLEN: IT WENT FINE.
 SEBASTIAN: I GUESS I SHOULD
SAY I'M HAPPY FOR YOU.
 ELLEN: ONLY IF YOU MEAN IT.
 SEBASTIAN: WELL, I DIDN'T
LIKE THE WAY THAT MATT'S ANGER
WAS HURTING YOU.
SO, I MEAN IT.
 ELLEN: THANK YOU.
 SEBASTIAN: WHAT'S EVER GOING
ON WITH US, I UNDERSTAND THAT
YOU CARE FOR HIM.
 ELLEN: I DO.
BUT, SEBASTIAN, I --
 SEBASTIAN: HEY, HEY,
YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING.
I KNOW YOU CARE ABOUT ME, TOO.
I CAN TELL THE WAY WE MADE LOVE.
 JOE: I'VE BEEN SITTING HERE
WAITING FOR YOU, TRYING NOT
TO GET ANGRY THAT YOU WALKED
AWAY FROM ME.
 KAREN: SORRY, JOE.
I JUST HAD TO BE BY MYSELF.
IT'S NOT EVERY DAY THAT
YOUR FIANCE GETS ARRESTED
FOR SOLICITATION.
 JOE: I WAS LOANING THE WOMAN
MONEY, KAREN.
I WASN'T PAYING HER TO HAVE SEX.
 KAREN: RIGHT, RIGHT.
WELL, YOU KNOW, IT'S GETTING
HARDER AND HARDER TO ALWAYS
CHALK IT ALL UP TO "JOE'S JUST
BEING SET UP."
 JOE: I UNDERSTAND THAT THIS
IS HARD.
I MEAN, IF I THOUGHT THAT
YOU WERE CHEATING ON ME,
IT WOULD KILL ME.
BUT IF YOU TOLD ME THAT
YOU WEREN'T, I WOULD BELIEVE
YOU.
I MEAN, YOUR WORD WOULD BE GOOD
ENOUGH FOR ME.
 KAREN: WELL, MAYBE YOUR WORD
SHOULD BE GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME,
BUT IT ISN'T.
 JOE: SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME
TO DO, WEAR A TRACKING DEVICE?
 KAREN: I'M NOT SAYING
I BELIEVE YOU DID ALL THOSE
THINGS.
I'M JUST SAYING I'M NOT SURE.
 JOE: YOU EITHER BELIEVE ME
OR YOU DON'T.
 KAREN: IT'S NOT AS SIMPLE
AS THAT, JOE.
NOW, I KNOW THAT YOU'RE NOT
DELIBERATELY TRYING
TO BETRAY ME.
I JUST -- I KNOW THAT SOMETHING
IS VERY WRONG HERE.
 JOE: YEAH, BUT NOT WITH ME.
MY SEXUAL BEHAVIOR IS NOT
THE PROBLEM HERE.
 KAREN: I DON'T KNOW WHAT
TO BELIEVE ANYMORE.
BUT I THINK THAT WHILE WE'RE
SORTING ALL OF THIS OUT,
WE SHOULDN'T LIVE TOGETHER.
 JOE: SO YOU WANT ME
TO MOVE OUT.
 KAREN: I THINK THAT WOULD BE
BEST.
 JOE: WELL, IF YOU HONESTLY
BELIEVE THAT I DID ALL THOSE
THINGS, THEN YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY
RIGHT -- I SHOULDN'T BE HERE