pc mar 26 1999


 EVE: HMM.
KEVIN, LISTEN TO THIS.
 KEVIN: HMM?
 EVE: "PEOPLE WHO DRINK ONE
OR MORE CUPS OF TEA PER DAY HAVE
NEARLY HALF THE RISK FOR A HEART
ATTACK AS THOSE WHO DRINK NO TEA
AT ALL."
 KEVIN: NO KIDDING.
 EVE: YEP.
 KEVIN: IS THAT ANY KIND
OF TEA?
 EVE: UH --
WELL --
OH, HERE -- IT SAYS, "TESTS SHOW
THE FLAVONOIDS IN BLACK TEA
REDUCE PLATELET AGGREGATIONS
AND INHIBIT LLD-CHOLESTEROL
OXIDATION."
 KEVIN: THAT'S EXTRAORDINARILY
INTERESTING.
COME TO THINK OF IT,
WOULD YOU LIKE A COUPLE
FLAVONOIDS WHILE I'M
IN THE KITCHEN?
 EVE: WHAT?
HECK NO.
IT'S MORNING. I NEED POWER.
 KEVIN: ONE COFFEE -- NO MILK,
NO SUGAR -- COMING UP.
 EVE: THANK YOU, THANK YOU,
THANK YOU.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
 KEVIN: I GOT IT.
SCOTT.
 SCOTT: HI, KEVIN.
I WOULD'VE CALLED FIRST,
BUT MY CELL PHONE IS
ON THE FRITZ.
 KEVIN: IT'S ALL RIGHT.
COME ON IN.
 SCOTT: THANK YOU.
 KEVIN: EVE, LOOK WHO'S HERE.
 EVE: OH.
 SCOTT: HELLO, EVE.
 EVE: HI, SCOTT.
 KEVIN: SO, WHAT BRINGS
YOU ALL THIS WAY?
 SCOTT: WELL, I GUESS YOU GUYS
HEARD ABOUT THIS WHOLE SERENA
DRESS MESS.
 KEVIN: YES.
YES, I DID.
IN FACT, I TALKED TO LUCY
AND I TOLD HER I DIDN'T BELIEVE
FOR A MINUTE THAT SHE --
OR YOU -- WOULD STOOP SO LOW
TO EXPLOIT THIRD WORLD CHILDREN
JUST TO SAVE MONEY ON MAKING
DRESSES.
 EVE: AND I'M SURE WE'RE NOT
THE ONLY ONES WHO BELIEVE THAT
YOU WOULD NEVER DO SOMETHING
SO HORRIBLE.
 SCOTT: WELL, DON'T BET ON IT.
WE'VE BEEN GETTING A LOT
OF PHONE CALLS FROM IRATE
CUSTOMERS, CRANK CALLS,
AND THE NEWSPAPERS, OF COURSE.
 KEVIN: WELL, HOW DID THIS
HAPPEN?
 SCOTT: DAVID BORDISSO'S HOW
THIS HAPPENED.
 EVE: WELL, SCOTT, HE SET
YOU GUYS UP.
I KNOW HIM, AND THAT IS
SO HIS STYLE.
 SCOTT: WELL, THAT'S WHY I'M
HERE.
YOU HAVE A HISTORY WITH
BORDISSO, AND SO IF THERE'S
ANYTHING YOU COULD TELL ME --
ANYTHING AT ALL, EVE --
PLEASE DO.
 COURTNEY: I BET YOU JOE SLEPT
ON THE FLOOR LAST NIGHT.
 FRANK: I DON'T KNOW.
READING BETWEEN THE LINES,
IT LOOKED LIKE KAREN WAS
WEAKENING.
 COURTNEY: FRANK, SHE FOUND
ANOTHER WOMAN'S PANTIES
IN HIS CAR AND HE DIDN'T HAVE
AN EXPLANATION.
MOST WOMEN WOULD'VE HAD JOE
DRAWN AND QUARTERED BY NOW.
 FRANK: KAREN IS MORE TRUSTING
THAN MOST WOMEN.
 COURTNEY: DON'T YOU MEAN MORE
GULLIBLE?
 COURTNEY: OH, THERE'S JOE,
DRESSED FOR WORK.
AND HERE'S KAREN.
 FRANK: ARE THEY FRIENDLY,
ARGUING -- WHAT?
 COURTNEY: CAN'T TELL
FROM THEIR BODY LANGUAGE.
I WISH I COULD READ LIPS.
NO, NO!
 FRANK: WHAT, WHAT?
 COURTNEY: THEY'RE KISSING.
 FRANK: WHAT, KISSING KISSING,
OR GOOD-BYE, PECK-ON-THE-CHEEK
KISSING?
 COURTNEY: FULL-ON-THE-MOUTH,
TONGUE-DOWN-THE-THROAT KISSING.
THAT NINNY TOOK HIM BACK.
YOU ARE A SPINELESS EXCUSE
FOR A WOMAN, KAREN WEXLER!
 FRANK: OK, OK, DON'T PANIC.
WE'LL JUST MOVE ON TO PLAN B.
 COURTNEY: I DIDN'T KNOW
WE HAD A PLAN B.
 FRANK: OH, YEAH.
B IS FOR BARHOPPING.
 COURTNEY: KIND OF EARLY
IN THE DAY FOR THAT,
DON'T YOU THINK?
 FRANK: NOT FOR WHERE I HAVE
IN MIND.
WE'LL WAIT UNTIL JOE LEAVES --
 COURTNEY: AND THEN?
 FRANK: AND THEN WE'LL MAKE
A FEW ADJUSTMENTS.
HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED
BECOMING A REDHEAD?
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
NCI'S CORPORATE PARTNERS]
 EVE: WELL, SCOTT, I DON'T
KNOW HOW I CAN HELP YOU.
I THOUGHT YOU SAID THAT YOU HAD
EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL
WITH D.V.
 SCOTT: WELL, THAT'S WHAT
I THOUGHT, BUT HE HAS
MANIPULATED US HERE
FROM THE GET-GO.
 EVE: THAT SOUNDS FAMILIAR.
 SCOTT: AND HE ARRANGED
TO HAVE OUR FIRST BATCH
OF DRESSES RUINED BY
THE SPRINKLER SYSTEM.
 KEVIN: YOU CAN PROVE THAT?
 SCOTT: NO, I CAN'T PROVE IT.
IF I COULD, HE'D BE IN JAIL
RIGHT NOW.
BUT I KNOW HE DID IT.
SO YOU SEE, WE HAD OUR BACKS UP
AGAINST THE WALL.
HE HAD TO GO TO HIM TO GET
OUR DRESSES MADE.
 EVE: WELL, DIDN'T YOU EVER
ASK HIM HOW HE HAD SET UP
HIS MANUFACTURING BUSINESS?
 SCOTT: YES, AND OUR CONTRACTS
STATED THAT HE HAD TO USE UNION
LABORERS HERE IN THE STATES.
 KEVIN: BUT IF YOU HAD
A CONTRACT, I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHAT THE PROBLEM IS.
 SCOTT: BECAUSE HE NEVER
SIGNED IT.
 KEVIN: WELL, WHAT ABOUT
A CANCELED CHECK?
YOU MUST'VE PAID HIM SOMETHING.
 SCOTT: IT WAS NEVER CASHED.
AND THEN HE TOLD THE PRESS THAT
HE NEVER GOT A CHECK FROM US
BECAUSE HE NEVER AGREED TO DO
ANY WORK WITH US.
 KEVIN: SO HE PAID FOR ALL
OF THOSE DRESSES OUT OF HIS OWN
POCKET.
 SCOTT: THAT'S RIGHT.
 KEVIN: WELL, HE'S GOING
TO AN AWFUL LOT OF TROUBLE
AND SPENDING A LOT OF MONEY JUST
TO RUIN YOU AND LUCY.
WHY?
 SCOTT: THAT'S WHAT I'D LIKE
TO KNOW.
 CHRIS: HEY, JOE.
HEY, YOU GOT A MINUTE?
 JOE: I'M OBSERVING BOYD
DURING A CORONARY ANGIOPLASTY
WITH STENT PLACEMENT ON A LITTLE
BOY IN 10 MINUTES.
 CHRIS: IT'S ABOUT NEIL.
 JOE: WHAT ABOUT HIM?
 CHRIS: WELL, YOU KNOW,
BASEBALL SEASON'S AROUND
THE CORNER AND HE'S BEEN TALKING
ABOUT PLAYING LITTLE LEAGUE.
I THOUGHT I MIGHT GET HIM
A BASEBALL GLOVE, BUT I WANTED
TO CHECK WITH YOU FIRST.
 JOE: YOU'RE ASKING
MY PERMISSION?
 CHRIS: YEAH.
 JOE: YOU KNOW, I DON'T RECALL
YOU ASKING MY PERMISSION WHEN
YOU WANTED TO TEACH HIM HOW
TO CHEAT AT CARDS OR BET
AT THE RACETRACK.
 CHRIS: THAT WAS BEFORE I KNEW
YOU WERE HIS FATHER.
 JOE: SO IT'S OK TO TEACH HIM
HOW TO CHEAT AS LONG
AS HE DOESN'T HAVE A FATHER?
 CHRIS: LOOK, I KNOW YOU GOT
A LOW OPINION OF ME, JOE --
 JOE: YEAH, YOU GOT THAT
RIGHT.
 CHRIS: BUT THE FACT
OF THE MATTER IS I LIKE
COURTNEY.
ALL RIGHT, WE'RE DATING,
AND NEIL IS PART OF THAT
EQUATION.
PERSONALLY, I DON'T THINK IT'S
VERY HELPFUL FOR NEIL TO SEE
YOU AND I BEATING EACH OTHER'S
BRAINS OUT VERBALLY EVERY TIME
WE'RE TOGETHER, YOU KNOW?
I MEAN, WHY DON'T WE CALL
A TRUCE -- NOT FOR YOUR SAKE
OR MY SAKE, BUT FOR NEIL'S.
 JOE: I ALREADY GOT HIM
A GLOVE.
I'M WAITING TILL HIS BIRTHDAY
TO GIVE IT TO HIM.
 CHRIS: FINE.
 JOE: BUT HE COULD USE A BAT.
 CHRIS: A BAT?
 JOE: IF YOU GET HIM
THE MARK McGWIRE AUTOGRAPHED
MODEL, HE'LL FLIP.
 CHRIS: ALL RIGHT,
THAT'S THE ONE I'LL GET.
THANKS.
HE'S A GOOD KID, JOE.
 JOE: I KNOW.
 CHRIS: I MEAN, SOME OF THESE
RICH KIDS CAN BE SO SPOILED
SOMETIMES.
 JOE: NEIL'S HARDLY RICH.
 CHRIS: OH, COME ON.
THE KANELOSES ARE WORTH
A FORTUNE.
 JOE: YEAH, THEY'RE WORTH
A FORTUNE.
 CHRIS: WAIT A MINUTE.
ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT
JOHN KANELOS DIDN'T PROVIDE
ANYTHING FOR COURTNEY AND NEIL
WHEN HE DIED?
 JOE: WHEN JOHN FOUND OUT NEIL
WASN'T HIS BIOLOGICAL SON,
JOHN CUT BOTH OF THEM OFF.
 CHRIS: OH, MAN, THAT IS COLD.
HE RAISED THAT KID FOR SEVEN
YEARS.
I MEAN, I CAN UNDERSTAND HIM
CUTTING OFF COURTNEY
BECAUSE THEY WERE DIVORCED,
BUT HE DIDN'T LEAVE NEIL
ANYTHING?
 JOE: NOT A DRACHMA.
LISTEN, I GOT TO GO SCRUB IN.
 CHRIS: COURTNEY, WHERE IS
THIS MONEY COMING FROM?
[MUSIC PLAYS]
 COURTNEY: HEY.
 BARTENDER: WELL, HELLO THERE.
SO, WHAT CAN I GET YOU?
 COURTNEY: A VIRGIN MARY.
 BARTENDER: YEAH, RIGHT.
 BARTENDER: ALL RIGHT,
THAT'LL BE $3.50.
 COURTNEY: OK.
KEEP THE CHANGE.
 BARTENDER: WELL, THANK YOU.
 COURTNEY: YOU'RE WELCOME.
 BARTENDER: SO CAN I GET
YOU SOMETHING?
 FRANK: YEAH, COFFEE.
 BARTENDER: YOU GOT IT.
 FRANK: DON'T I KNOW YOU?
 COURTNEY: DO YOU?
 FRANK: WELL, AN ATTRACTIVE
WOMAN LIKE YOU WOULD BE HARD
TO FORGET.
 BARTENDER: THAT'LL BE $2.
 COURTNEY: YOU KNOW,
I DON'T -- I DON'T BELIEVE
WE'VE MET.
 FRANK: OH, WELL, I CAN FIX
THAT.
WHAT DO YOU SAY YOU LET ME BUY
YOU LUNCH?
 COURTNEY: I DIDN'T KNOW THIS
PLACE SERVED LUNCH.
 FRANK: WELL, WE DON'T HAVE
TO EAT HERE.
 COURTNEY: EXCUSE ME.
I NEED TO MAKE A PHONE CALL.
 FRANK: COMING BACK?
 COURTNEY: DEPENDS
ON THE CALL.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
 KAREN: HELLO?
HELLO? IS ANYONE THERE?
 FRANK: THAT WAS QUICK.
 COURTNEY: WASN'T HOME.
 FRANK: SHALL WE GO?
 COURTNEY: NO.
 FRANK: WHY NOT?
 COURTNEY: I WAS CALLING
MY BOYFRIEND.
 FRANK: WELL, SO LONG
AS YOU WEREN'T CALLING
YOUR HUSBAND, WHAT'S
THE PROBLEM?
WAS KAREN THERE?
 COURTNEY: YES.
 FRANK: CALL EVERY FIVE
TO 10 MINUTES.
MY GUESS -- IT WON'T TAKE VERY
MANY TRIES UNTIL SHE GETS
SO ANGRY THAT SHE PRESSES
STAR 69 TO FIND OUT WHO'S BEEN
CALLING HER.
 COURTNEY: YEAH, WELL,
SHE'S GOING TO BE MIGHTY
SURPRISED TO FIND OUT IT'S
SOMEBODY AT A STRIP JOINT.
 FRANK: KNOWING KAREN,
SHE'LL PROBABLY WANT TO COME
DOWN HERE TO FIND OUT WHAT
SHE CAN ABOUT THIS PLACE.
 COURTNEY: DO YOU THINK
THE BARTENDER WILL REMEMBER ME?
 FRANK: JUST KEEP
OVERTIPPING HIM.
HE'LL REMEMBER YOU.
 I SHOULDA USED
 PREPARATION H.
IF YOU HAD,
YOU WOULDN'T BE SUFFERING NOW.
PREPARATION H HELPS STOP ITCH
AND FURTHER IRRITATION...
WITH A SOOTHING LAYER
OF PROTECTION.
 I SHOULDA USED
 PREPARATION H.
FUNDAMENTALS OF BASEBALL?
BE A TEAM PLAYER.
YES.
KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE BALL.
YES.
NEVER PLAY
WITHOUT A CONTRACT.
 THE HERSHEY BAR.
[SWING MUSIC PLAYS]
PRESENTING
THE REMARKABLY INNOVATIVE
GE PROFILE PERFORMANCE RANGE
WITH A REVOLUTIONARY BRIDGE
THAT CONNECTS BURNERS,
SO YOU CAN COOK
ANY SIZE DISH.
AND ITS TRUE TEMP OVEN
IS THE MOST
ACCURATE IN AMERICA,
SO YOU CAN ALSO BAKE
AND BROIL LIKE A GOURMET.
IT'S SO VERSATILE,
YOU COULD GET CARRIED AWAY.
UH, DAD?
I USUALLY JUST HAVE
CEREAL FOR BREAKFAST.
ü GO, GO, DADDY üü
THE INCREDIBLE
PROFILE PERFORMANCE RANGE.
ONLY FROM GE.
üü
üü
üü
üü
 SCOTT: LISTEN, EVE,
ANYTHING YOU COULD TELL ME ABOUT
BORDISSO WOULD BE VERY HELPFUL.
 EVE: LOOK, I KNEW D.V. A LONG
TIME AGO, AND IT'S A PART
OF MY LIFE THAT I'VE DONE
MY BEST TO TRY AND FORGET.
 SCOTT: WELL, LUCY AND I ARE
DESPERATE FOR INFORMATION,
SO ANYTHING AT ALL?
 EVE: LOOK, I TOLD KEVIN
BEFORE, AND NOW I WILL TELL
YOU -- I WAS YOUNG AND I WAS
NAIVE AND I THOUGHT THAT HE WAS
RICHARD GERE AND I WAS JULIA
ROBERTS AND OUR STORYBOOK
ROMANCE WAS GOING TO END UP JUST
LIKE IT DID IN "PRETTY WOMAN."
BUT IT DIDN'T.
HE WAS MY JOHN AND I WAS HIS --
ESCORT, FOR LACK OF A BETTER
TERM, AND THAT'S ALL HE WANTED
OUT OF THE RELATIONSHIP.
 SCOTT: BUT YOU SPENT A LOT
OF TIME TOGETHER.
 EVE: LOOK, I HAVE RACKED
MY BRAIN TO TRY AND COME UP
WITH SOMETHING USEFUL TO HELP
YOU AND LUCY, BUT THE ONLY THING
I CAN THINK OF IS STUFF THAT
ANYONE CAN TELL YOU -- LIKE
HE TRAVELS TO EUROPE A LOT
AND THE FAR EAST.
HE HAS AN APARTMENT IN NEW YORK.
EVERYTHING ELSE DOESN'T MEAN
ANYTHING.
 SCOTT: WELL, LET ME BE
THE JUDGE OF THAT, OK?
 EVE: ALL RIGHT.
 SCOTT: ALL RIGHT.
 EVE: HE LIKES TO DRIVE
HIMSELF -- NO LIMOS.
HE THINKS LIMOS ARE PRETENTIOUS.
HE LIKES APPLE PIE, BUT NOT
HOT -- COLD.
AND HE IS JUST AS COMFORTABLE
DRINKING BEER WITH HIS AUTO
MECHANIC BUDDIES AS HE IS
SIPPING CHAMPAGNE WITH A CAPTAIN
OF INDUSTRY.
I DON'T REALIZE HOW THAT CAN
HELP YOU.
 SCOTT: WELL, LET ME ASK
YOU THIS -- DID HE MENTION
SPENDING ANY TIME IN ALGERIA
IN THE 1950s OR 1960s?
 EVE: NO.
 SCOTT: HOW ABOUT BEING
A PHOTOGRAPHER?
 EVE: WELL, I DO REMEMBER HIM
TAKING PICTURES EVERY NOW
AND THEN, BUT I DIDN'T SEE IT
GOING FURTHER THAN A HOBBY.
 KEVIN: IS HE MARRIED?
HAVE ANY CHILDREN?
 EVE: WELL, HE NEVER MENTIONED
ANYTHING TO ME ABOUT KIDS
OR A WIFE.
 SCOTT: WELL, HE DID MENTION
TO LUCY AND ME THAT HE HAD LOST
A CHILD SOMETIME.
 EVE: LOOK, I UNDERSTAND THAT
YOU WANT TO GET BACK AT D.V.,
AND I KNOW THAT NOTHING'S GOING
TO STAND IN YOUR WAY,
BUT D.V. CAN BE VERY PERSONABLE
WHEN HE WANTS SOMETHING,
AND HE CAN BE VICIOUS
AND RUTHLESS WHEN SOMETHING
STANDS IN HIS WAY.
SO PLEASE, SCOTT, TAKE
MY ADVICE -- CUT YOUR LOSSES
AND WALK AWAY NOW.
 SCOTT: WELL, I GOT A LITTLE
NEWS FLASH FOR YOU,
EVE -- THAT'S NOT GOING
TO HAPPEN.
I'M GOING TO GET INFORMATION
ON HIM AND I'M GOING TO SEND HIM
UP TO SING SING.
NOW, IF YOU COME UP
WITH ANYTHING, PLEASE LET ME
KNOW.
THANK YOU.
GOOD-BYE.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
 KAREN: HELLO?
[TELEPHONE DISCONNECTS]
 KAREN: JERK.
UGH.
[MUSIC PLAYS]
 FRANK: SO?
 COURTNEY: HE WASN'T THERE.
 FRANK: YOUR BOYFRIEND IS
NEVER GOING TO BE THERE,
SWEETHEART.
YOU'VE BEEN STOOD UP.
WHY DON'T YOU COME ALONG
WITH ME?
 COURTNEY: NO, NOT YET.
SHE LET THE PHONE RING SIX TIMES
BEFORE SHE PICKED IT UP,
AND WHEN SHE DID, I COULD HEAR
THE TENSION IN HER VOICE.
SHE'S GETTING READY TO CRACK.
I JUST WISH I COULD SEE HER FACE
WHEN SHE STAR 69s ME AND FINDS
OUT THIS IS A STRIP CLUB.
I'M SURE IT'LL BRING ALL KINDS
OF OLD MEMORIES FLOODING BACK.
 FRANK: IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE
THAT KAREN USED TO WORK
IN A PLACE LIKE THIS.
 COURTNEY: WOULD YOU STOP?
 FRANK: WHAT?
 COURTNEY: STOP FEELING SORRY
FOR HER.
 FRANK: ALL I'M SAYING IS
TAKING YOUR CLOTHES OFF IN FRONT
OF A BUNCH OF STRANGERS COULDN'T
HAVE BEEN A REAL FUN WAY
FOR KAREN TO MAKE A LIVING.
 COURTNEY: AND ALL I'M SAYING
IS DON'T LET THE FACT THAT
YOU'RE GETTING SAPPY OVER
YOUR BROTHER'S FIANCEE AFFECT
YOUR JUDGMENT.
 FRANK: I'M NOT GETTING SAPPY.
 COURTNEY: COULD'VE FOOLED ME.
 FRANK: YOU KNOW, I HOPE JOE
DOES END UP WITH YOU.
IT'LL BE AN EXTRA LAYER
OF PUNISHMENT FOR HIM.
 COURTNEY: AND YOU AND KAREN
WILL MAKE A PERFECT COUPLE --
FRANKENSTEIN MEETS MARY POPPINS.
 FRANK: OH, OH, THAT WAS --
THAT WAS GOOD.
YOU MUST'VE BEEN UP ALL NIGHT
THINKING OF THAT ONE.
WELL, IF I WERE YOUR BOYFRIEND,
I SURE WOULDN'T LET YOU SIT
AROUND HERE ALL BY YOUR
LONESOME.
 COURTNEY: YOU WOULDN'T?
 FRANK: A WOMAN LIKE YOU NEEDS
TO BE TAKEN CARE OF.
 COURTNEY: WELL,
THERE'S ONE THING YOU COULD DO
FOR ME.
 FRANK: NAME IT.
 COURTNEY: DANCE WITH ME.
 CHRIS: KEN?
HEY, IT'S CHRIS RAMSEY.
LISTEN, I GOT SOMETHING NEW
FOR YOU.
IT'S A PICTURE OF COURTNEY
KANELOS.
YEAH, I WANT YOU TO TAKE IT DOWN
TO THE BANK AND SEE IF ANYONE
RECOGNIZES HER.
NOW, I'LL MESSENGER IT OVER
TO YOUR OFF--
WHAT? MONDAY?
MONDAY? WHY SO LONG?
ALL RIGHT, LOOK, NEVER MIND.
TELL YOU WHAT -- I'LL HANDLE
THIS ONE TILL YOU GET BACK.
YEAH.
NO, WHY NOT?
MIGHT BE FUN.
 SINGERS: ü YOU CAN
MAKE LOVE FEEL GOOD ü
 COURTNEY: IT'S ABOUT TIME
FOR ANOTHER CALL, DON'T
YOU THINK?
 FRANK: DEFINITELY.
 SINGERS: ü YOU CAN
MAKE LOVE FEEL GOOD üü
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
 KAREN: HELLO?
LOOK, WHOEVER THIS IS --
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
 FRANK: JACKPOT.
 COURTNEY: [DISGUISED VOICE]
CLASSIC CAT.
 KAREN: LOOK, HAVE YOU BEEN
CALLING HERE AND HANGING UP ALL
MORNING?
 SINGER: ü ALWAYS THROUGH
SUCH STRONG RESISTANCE
FIRST YOU SAY YOU'RE TOO BUSY ü
 COURTNEY: COME ON, SUGAR.
LET'S GO. I'M TIRED OF WAITING.
 SINGER: ü I WONDER IF
YOU EVEN MISS ME
NEVER THERE
YOU'RE NEVER THERE
YOU'RE NEVER, EVER, EVER
EVER THERE ü
MAN, THAT CHILI
WAS HOT!
YEAH.
YOU GOT HEARTBURN,
TOO?
WANNA TRY THESE
NEW PEPCID AC
CHEWABLES?
IT SAYS YOU GOTTA
TAKE IT WITH WATER!
WHAT'S THE WATER FOR?
WITH TUMS,
YOU DON'T NEED WATER.
JUST BECAUSE NEW PEPCID
IS CHEWABLE
DOESN'T MEAN
IT WORKS LIKE TUMS.
TUMS CALCIUM
NEUTRALIZES
ACID FAST.
PEPCID CHEWABLES'
FAMOTIDINE HAS TO
GO THROUGH YOUR
BLOODSTREAM.
SO IT TAKES 40 MINUTES JUST TO
START CONTROLLING ACID.
YOU WANNA GO BACK
FOR WATER?
FORGET THE WATER.
PASS THE TUMS.
ü TUM TA TUM TUM TUMS ü
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LOOK FOR A MONEY SAVING COUPON
IN SUNDAY'S PAPER.
 EVE: OH.
 KEVIN: HERE YOU GO.
 EVE: THANK YOU.
 KEVIN: WHAT'S THE MATTER?
 EVE: NOTHING.
 KEVIN: YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT
SCOTT.
 EVE: WELL,
LUCY AND SCOTT HAVE ALREADY
UNDERESTIMATED D.V. ONCE.
 KEVIN: WELL, MAYBE
IF YOU GAVE THEM SOME MORE
INFORMATION, THEY WON'T
UNDERESTIMATE HIM AGAIN.
 EVE: KEVIN, I'VE ALREADY TOLD
SCOTT EVERYTHING I KNOW THAT
COULD BE OF USE TO HIM.
NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
MY PLATELETS NEED TO AGGREGATE
A LITTLE WHILE LONGER.
I NEED COFFEE.
[MUSIC PLAYS]
 BARTENDER: HI.
WHAT CAN I GET YOU?
 KAREN: INFORMATION.
I'VE BEEN GETTING PRANK CALLS
FROM HERE ALL MORNING.
SOMEONE CALLS AND THEY HANG UP
WHEN I ANSWER.
HAVE YOU NOTICED ANYONE USING
THE PHONE?
 BARTENDER: WELL, SOME LADY
MADE A HALF A DOZEN OR MORE
PHONE CALLS FROM HERE EARLIER
TODAY.
 KAREN: DO YOU KNOW HER NAME?
 BARTENDER: NO.
 KAREN: WHAT DID SHE LOOK
LIKE?
 BARTENDER: OH, MID 20s,
GOOD-LOOKING, SEXY REDHEAD.
SOME GUY WAS TRYING TO HIT
ON HER, SO SHE FINALLY LEFT.
TOLD HIM THAT SHE'D BEEN TRYING
TO REACH HER BOYFRIEND,
BUT HE NEVER ANSWERED.
 COURTNEY: NO KAREN IN SIGHT.
WE GOT HER, FRANK.
WE GOT HER.
I KNOW IT.
 FRANK: LITTLE BROTHER IS NOT
GOING TO KNOW WHAT HIT HIM.
YOU KNOW,
I'VE NEVER MADE LOVE
TO A REDHEAD BEFORE.
 COURTNEY: REALLY?
I'VE NEVER MADE LOVE WEARING
A WIG BEFORE.
 FRANK: WHAT DO YOU SAY?
FOR OLD TIME'S SAKE.
 COURTNEY: HMM.
SOUNDS FUN.
BUT I'M A PURE AND CHASTE WOMAN.
I HAVE NO INTENTION OF HAVING
CARNAL RELATIONS WITH MY FUTURE
BROTHER-IN-LAW ANYMORE.
 FRANK: YOU'RE SO DAMN COCKY,
COURTNEY.
WHAT MAKES YOU SO SURE THAT JOE
IS EVEN GOING TO WANT YOU AFTER
WE BREAK UP HIM AND KAREN?
 COURTNEY: WHAT MAKES
YOU SO SURE KAREN WILL COME
RUNNING TO YOU FOR COMFORT?
 FRANK: I NEVER SAID I WANTED
HER TO.
 COURTNEY: RIGHT.
WELL, I HAVE NO DOUBT THAT ONCE
JOE'S FREE FROM HER INFLUENCE,
I WON'T HAVE A PROBLEM GETTING
HIS ATTENTION.
IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME.
 WOMAN: MAY I HELP YOU?
 CHRIS: I CERTAINLY HOPE SO.
I'M LOOKING FOR A NEW BANK.
 WOMAN: YOU'VE COME
TO THE RIGHT PLACE, MR. --
 CHRIS: RAMSEY.
CHRIS RAMSEY.
 WOMAN: I'M ANNE-MARIE PARKER.
 CHRIS: OH.
WELL, IS THAT MRS. PARKER
OR MS.?
 ANNE-MARIE: IT'S MS.
 CHRIS: WELL, LIKE THIS BANK
ALREADY.
 ANNE-MARIE: I ASSURE
YOU WE HAVE EXCELLENT CUSTOMER
SERVICE HERE AT PORT CHARLES
NATIONAL.
 CHRIS: WELL, THAT'S WHAT
A COLLEAGUE OF MINE WAS SAYING.
SHE HAS AN ACCOUNT HERE.
IN FACT, I HAVE A PICTURE.
THERE.
 ANNE-MARIE: OH, SURE.
MARCIA COOPER.
I REMEMBER HER.
 CHRIS: YEAH, WELL,
MARCIA TOLD ME THAT I SHOULD
COME IN HERE AND SIGN UP.
SO WHERE DO I SIGN?
I'D LIKE TO OPEN A CHECKING
ACCOUNT.
 ANNE-MARIE: SEE,
WE'RE SO POPULAR, I'M OUT
OF FORMS.
IF YOU WAIT HERE, I'LL ONLY BE
A MINUTE.
 CHRIS: GREAT.
SO, MARCIA, WHAT ARE
YOU AND JULIE UP TO?
OR DOES JULIE EVEN KNOW?
IF YOU HAVE TEENAGERS,
YOU MAY THINK INFLUENCE OVER
THEIR