pc mar 16 1999


 KEVIN: LUCY, I CAN GUESS THAT
THIS IS A SHOCK FOR YOU.
 LUCY: GOOD GUESS.
YOU KNOW, I KNOW YOU TOLD ME
THAT YOU WERE MOVING
ON WITH EVE.
I JUST HAD NO IDEA
YOU'D BE MOVING ON
TO MOVING IN SO QUICKLY.
 KEVIN: THAT'S BECAUSE EVE
AND I BOTH FELT THAT SHE'D BE
SAFER HERE WITH D.V. BORDISSO
IN TOWN.
 LUCY: NO, DOC.
THAT'S NOT THE ONLY REASON,
IS IT?
 EVE: AHEM.
THE TOW TRUCK GUY CAME AND MOVED
YOUR CAR, SO I'M GOING TO GO
AHEAD AND TAKE MINE AND GET
TO THE HOSPITAL.
 KEVIN: I'LL CALL YOU LATER.
 LUCY: DO YOU MIND IF I JUST
SIT DOWN JUST FOR A MINUTE?
I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD.
 COURTNEY: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
CHRIS KNEW.
CHRIS KNEW.
HE MADE LOVE WITH ME LAST NIGHT,
AND THE WHOLE TIME HE KNEW I WAS
LYING ABOUT HAVING MONEY.
I THOUGHT I HAD HIM RIGHT WHERE
I WANTED HIM, BUT THE TRUTH IS,
FRANK, HE HAD ME.
 FRANK: I TRIED TO TELL YOU --
DON'T UNDERESTIMATE RAMSEY.
HE IS A SNAKE,
BUT HE IS A SMART SNAKE.
 COURTNEY: LAST NIGHT WAS ONLY
ROUND ONE.
THIS IS FAR FROM BEING OVER.
 INTERN: DR. BURGESS.
 ELLEN: OH, GOOD.
ROB, LISTEN.
HE COLLAPSED AFTER BREAKFAST.
HE'S BREATHING, BUT IT'S VERY
SHALLOW.
HIS BLOOD PRESSURE IS 72/40.
NOW, I WANT YOU TO START CARDIAC
PANEL, AN E.K.G., AND A PORTABLE
CHEST.
 ROB: GOT IT.
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
NCI'S CORPORATE PARTNERS]
 LUCY: I FEEL KIND OF LIKE
THE FIRST WIFE, YOU KNOW,
MEETING THE NEW GIRLFRIEND
FOR THE FIRST TIME.
WHICH IS REALLY SILLY, ISN'T IT?
BECAUSE WE WEREN'T EVEN EVER
MARRIED.
 KEVIN: WE SHARED A RICH
AND WONDERFUL LIFE, LUCY.
 LUCY: AND A LOT OF IT TOOK
PLACE RIGHT HERE.
I DID NOTICE YOU GOT SOME NEW
LAMPS OVER THERE, THOUGH.
 KEVIN: YEAH, I --
I CHANGED A FEW THINGS.
 LUCY: YEAH.
YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY.
A YEAR AGO, I COULD CLOSE
MY EYES AND WALK THROUGH THIS
PLACE, KNOW WHERE EVERYTHING IS,
NOT BUMP INTO ONE SINGLE THING.
AND THEN TODAY I COME OVER
WITH MY EYES WIDE OPEN,
AND I BUMP RIGHT INTO EVE.
 KEVIN: WHAT'S FUNNY?
 LUCY: I JUST HAD ONE OF THOSE
WEIRD FLASHES, YOU KNOW,
FROM YOUR CHILDHOOD.
WHEN I WAS 8 YEARS OLD, I JUST
THOUGHT OF THE TIME THAT
AUNT CHARLENE TOOK ME TO THIS
BAKERY, AND SHE TOLD ME FOR ONCE
I COULD HAVE ANYTHING
I WANTED -- ANYTHING.
AND THERE WERE TWO THINGS.
I SAW THIS CHOCOLATE ECLAIR.
YOU KNOW HOW I LOVE CHOCOLATE.
AND I WANTED IT SO BADLY
BECAUSE IT WAS SO YUMMY
WITH THE CREAM AND EVERYTHING.
BUT THEN I SAW THIS STRAWBERRY
TART.
AND I WANTED IT, TOO.
SO I ASKED AUNT CHARLENE --
"I WANT BOTH OF THOSE.
I GOT TO HAVE BOTH OF THEM."
AND SHE SAID, "NO, YOU CAN ONLY
HAVE ONE."
 KEVIN: BECAUSE TWO RICH
DESSERTS AREN'T GOOD FOR YOU,
RIGHT?
 LUCY: RIGHT.
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT
AUNT CHARLENE SAID.
AND SO, AFTER MUCH AGONY, I MADE
MY DECISION.
I PICKED THAT CHOCOLATE ECLAIR,
AND I LOVED IT WITH EVERY BITE.
IT WAS ABSOLUTELY DELICIOUS
AND WONDERFUL.
BUT ALL THE TIME, IN THE BACK
OF MY MIND, I KEPT THINKING
ABOUT THAT STRAWBERRY TART
AND WHAT COULD'VE BEEN.
 KEVIN: I TAKE IT I'M
THE STRAWBERRY TART.
 LUCY: IT'S CRAZY.
I'M NOT BEING VERY RATIONAL
HERE, AM I?
IT'S ACTUALLY RATHER SILLY
BECAUSE I DO LOVE SCOTT
TO PIECES.
AND I WANT YOU
TO MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIFE.
BUT WHEN I SEE YOU WITH EVE,
I CAN'T HELP BUT BE JEALOUS.
I -- I --
I HATE THE FACT THAT I'M BEING
REPLACED IN YOUR LIFE.
 COURTNEY: CAN YOU BELIEVE
THE NERVE OF THAT GUY?
TO ACTUALLY STEAL A BANK
ENVELOPE OUT OF MY PURSE?
 FRANK: WHEN DO YOU THINK
HE DID THAT?
BEFORE OR AFTER YOU TRIED
TO BREAK INTO HIS FILE CABINET?
 COURTNEY: YOU'RE NOT FUNNY.
 FRANK: JUST TRYING TO PUT
THINGS IN PERSPECTIVE.
 COURTNEY: WELL, I COULDN'T
GET INTO HIS FILE CABINET,
AND I JUST COULDN'T FIND
ANYTHING.
BUT YOU CAN BET THAT P.I. CHRIS
HIRED WILL HAVE NO TROUBLE
AT ALL FINDING OUT THAT THERE
ISN'T ANY ACCOUNT IN THAT BANK
UNDER THE NAME OF COURTNEY
KANELOS.
 FRANK: HE DIDN'T GET
YOUR ACCOUNT NUMBER, DID HE?
 COURTNEY: NO.
I DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING WITH ME
THAT WOULD GIVE HIM THAT MUCH
INFORMATION.
 FRANK: GOOD.
BECAUSE IF HE FINDS OUT THAT
MARSHA COOPER HAS A BANK ACCOUNT
THERE, YOU CAN BET HE'S GOING
TO KEEP DIGGING, AND WE DON'T
WANT HIM FINDING OUT WHERE
YOUR MONEY REALLY CAME FROM.
 COURTNEY: OK.
OK, MAYBE --
MAYBE I SHOULD SET UP AN ACCOUNT
AT THAT BANK IN MY OWN NAME,
THEN WIRE TRANSFER FUNDS INTO IT
FROM THE MARSHA COOPER ACCOUNT.
THAT WAY THE P.I. WILL HAVE
SOMETHING TO FIND.
 FRANK: NO.
NO, THAT'S A BAD IDEA.
IF ANYONE ELSE FIGURES OUT THAT
JULIE TRANSFERRED ALL
OF HER MONEY INTO A CHECKING
ACCOUNT FOR MARSHA COOPER,
SOONER OR LATER SOMEONE IS GOING
TO FIND THAT ACCOUNT.
AS LONG AS WE ONLY MAKE CASH
WITHDRAWALS, THEY WON'T BE ABLE
TO KNOW THAT YOU HANDLED
THE TRANSFER.
BUT IF WE WIRE MONEY FROM THAT
ACCOUNT INTO ONE MARKED
"COURTNEY KANELOS," YOU MIGHT
AS WELL WEAR A SIGN AROUND
YOUR NECK SAYING, "I EMBEZZLED
THE MONEY."
 COURTNEY: I TOLD CHRIS
I INHERITED A FORTUNE.
WE GOT TO CONVINCE HIM THAT'S
THE TRUTH.
 FRANK: ALL RIGHT.
ALL HE'S GOING TO FIND OUT
FROM THE BANK IS THAT YOU DON'T
HAVE AN ACCOUNT THERE.
WE CAN STILL PRODUCE PLENTY
OF CASH TO WAVE AROUND
IN HIS FACE.
BUT WHAT WE REALLY NEED
TO FIGURE OUT IS A LOGICAL
REASON WHY ALL OF YOUR MONEY IS
IN CASH.
 EVE: WHAT'S GOING ON?
 ELLEN: SEBASTIAN COLLAPSED
AT THE RECOVERY ROOM.
HE'S STILL ALTERED AND
HYPOTENSIVE.
 EVE: WHAT ARE YOU GIVING HIM?
 ELLEN: WE JUST STARTED
A DOPAMINE DRIP.
 EVE: STOP THE DOPAMINE.
START ANOTHER LARGE BORE I.V.
 MATT: EVE, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING?
 EVE: HE CAN'T TAKE DOPAMINE.
 ELLEN: WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT
HIS CONDITION?
 EVE: I'VE BEEN TREATING HIM.
HE'S GOT A CONNECTIVE TISSUE
DISORDER THAT'S CAUSED AN AORTIC
DISSECTION.
DRAMATICALLY RAISING HIS BLOOD
PRESSURE COULD CAUSE AN AORTIC
RUPTURE.
 ELLEN: I COULD HAVE KILLED
HIM.
 EVE: YOU DIDN'T KNOW.
 MATT: LOOK, CAN'T
THE DISSECTION BE REPAIRED?
 EVE: NO.
IT'S TOO CLOSE TO THE TOP
PORTION OF HIS HEART.
HE'D NEVER SURVIVE THE SURGERY.
 ELLEN: BUT WITHOUT REPAIR,
IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME
BEFORE THE DISSECTION BECOMES
AN ANEURYSM.
 EVE: HE'S TERMINAL.
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 KEVIN: WELL, BELIEVE ME,
LUCY, I KNOW EXACTLY HOW
YOU FEEL.
I DON'T EXACTLY RELISH THE IDEA
OF BEING REPLACED BY SCOTT
BALDWIN.
 LUCY: DOC,
I AM SO, SO VERY SORRY --
 KEVIN: NO, NO, LUCY,
LUCY -- NO, I'M NOT TRYING
TO OPEN OLD WOUNDS.
WE HAVE MOVED ON.
BUT JUST BECAUSE WE HAVE,
IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT WE CAN JUST
ERASE THE YEARS WE SPENT
TOGETHER.
IT DOESN'T JUST DISAPPEAR.
 LUCY: NO, THEY CERTAINLY
DON'T.
 KEVIN: I OWE YOU SO MUCH.
LUCY,
IF YOU HADN'T COME INTO MY LIFE
WHEN YOU DID, I DON'T KNOW WHAT
WOULD'VE HAPPENED TO ME.
I REALLY DON'T.
I PROBABLY WOULD'VE WOUND UP
IN A PSYCH WARD SOMEWHERE.
AND THEN WE WERE TOGETHER,
AND THAT WAS THE HAPPIEST TIME
OF MY LIFE.
 LUCY: THEN I SCREWED UP.
 KEVIN: NO.
I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT THAT A LOT.
AND THE FACT IS, LUCY, OUR LIFE
TOGETHER BEGAN TO CHANGE AS SOON
AS SCOTT CAME BACK TO
PORT CHARLES.
YOU TWO HAVE A BOND THAT'S
DEEPER THAN ANYTHING I'LL EVER
UNDERSTAND.
 LUCY: MAYBE THAT'S TRUE,
BUT IT --
 KEVIN: BUT NOTHING.
YOU JUST TOLD ME.
YOU TOLD ME
THAT YOU LOVE HIM.
 LUCY: I -- I DO.
 KEVIN: THEN DON'T FEEL GUILTY
ABOUT IT.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT WHEN
WE WERE TOGETHER YOU LOVED ME
ANY LESS.
 LUCY: I -- I DIDN'T.
I JUST HOPE JUST BECAUSE
SOMETHING'S IN THE PAST DOES NOT
MEAN YOU LOSE IT.
 KEVIN: TRUST ME, YOU CARRY IT
AROUND INSIDE FOREVER.
THE TRICK IS REMEMBERING
THE GOOD STUFF.
 LUCY: THAT IS SO VERY EASY
FOR ME.
 KEVIN: ME, TOO.
 EVE: HEY.
HOW YOU FEELING?
 SEBASTIAN: WHAT HAPPENED?
 EVE: YOU PASSED OUT
AT THE RECOVERY ROOM.
 SEBASTIAN: WAIT A MINUTE.
I WAS IN THE RECOVERY ROOM.
I JUST GOT FINISHED EATING.
I WAS PAYING FOR MY BREAKFAST.
AND ELLEN WAS THERE.
DID SHE SEE ME GO DOWN?
 EVE: UH --
MATT AND ELLEN BROUGHT YOU IN.
THEY KNOW ABOUT YOUR CONDITION.
 SEBASTIAN: GREAT.
HERE I GO SWEARING YOU
TO SECRECY, AND I BLOW IT BIG
TIME.
 EVE: HEY, NOW, DON'T GO
BEATING YOURSELF UP OVER IT.
YOU DIDN'T DO IT ON PURPOSE.
 SEBASTIAN: I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'M GOING TO SAY
OR EITHER IF I'LL HAVE A CHANCE
OR AN OPPORTUNITY.
SHE AND MATT BOTH MADE IT CLEAR
THAT ELLEN WANTS NOTHING
WHATSOEVER TO DO WITH ME.
 ELLEN: I'M RESEARCHING
SEBASTIAN'S CONDITION.
 MATT: AND?
 ELLEN: I PUT A CALL
IN TO U.C. BERKELEY.
THERE'S A SPECIALIST THERE
IN VASCULAR MEDICINE.
PLUS I PUT OUT THE WORD
ON THE INTERNET TO SEE
IF ANYONE'S COME UP
WITH ANYTHING THAT HASN'T BEEN
PUBLISHED YET.
 MATT: ELLEN, HE'S NOT
YOUR PATIENT.
 ELLEN: I KNOW THAT.
BUT IT DOESN'T MEAN I'M NOT
CONCERNED ABOUT HIM THE WAY
I WOULD BE ABOUT ANY OTHER
PATIENT IN THIS HOSPITAL.
 MATT: BUT HE ISN'T ANY OTHER
PATIENT IN THIS HOSPITAL.
HE'S THE GUY WHO TRACKED
YOU DOWN AFTER 10 YEARS.
I'M CONCERNED THAT WORKING
WITH HIM COULD BE PARTICULARLY
HARD ON YOU.
 ELLEN: I'LL BE FINE.
HE'S A PATIENT.
THAT'S ALL.
 COURTNEY: DON'T YOU NEED
TO GET TO WORK SOON, FRANK?
 FRANK: OH, YEAH.
ANOTHER GLORIOUS NIGHT PULLING
BEERS AND SLINGING HAMBURGERS
AT THE RECOVERY ROOM,
THANKS TO CHRIS RAMSEY.
YOU KNOW, I REALLY HATE THAT
WEASEL.
 COURTNEY: YEAH.
YEAH, SO I NOTICED.
 FRANK: BEING FORCED TO GO OFF
DL-56 MADE ME REALIZE THAT
THE FIRST TIME I TRIED TO KICK
IT I'D ALMOST GOTTEN THROUGH
THE TOUGHEST PART
AND THEN RAMSEY SLITHERS
INTO MY ROOM AND SAYS HE CAN
SUPPLY ME THE DRUG.
 COURTNEY: AND AS IF KEEPING
YOU HOOKED ON THE DL-56 WASN'T
BAD ENOUGH, BUT THEN HE CHEATS
YOU OUT OF YOUR SHARE
OF THE LANCE PAYOFF?
 FRANK: THE MONEY WAS ONLY
PART OF IT.
I KNOW SOMEHOW HE SLIPPED ME
AN AMPHETAMINE THE NIGHT
OF LARK'S BIRTHDAY PARTY,
AND THAT IS WHY I LOST MY JOB
AS A PARAMEDIC.
I AM GOING TO MAKE CHRIS RAMSEY
PAY FOR ALL THAT.
 COURTNEY: OH, FRANK,
WE'LL GET HIM.
 FRANK: WHERE DID ALL THIS
ENTHUSIASM COME FROM?
I THOUGHT YOU WERE ONLY HELPING
ME BECAUSE I WAS HELPING
YOU BREAK UP JOE AND KAREN.
 COURTNEY: I AM.
THAT'S THE DEAL.
BUT NOBODY, AND I MEAN NOBODY,
GETS THE BETTER OF ME -- NOT
JOHN KANELOS, NOT LITTLE KAREN
WEXLER, AND CERTAINLY NOT CHRIS
RAMSEY.
WHEN THIS IS OVER,
I WANT HIM TO KNOW IT WAS ME,
AND THERE WILL BE NOTHING
HE CAN DO ABOUT IT.
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 LUCY: WELL, YOU KNOW, I SURE
AM ENJOYING LIVING AT
THE PORT CHARLES HOTEL WITH ROOM
SERVICE.
YOU KNOW HOW I LIKE ROOM
SERVICE.
BUT SIGMUND SURE MISSES THAT
DUCK POND.
 KEVIN: WELL, HE'S WELCOME
FOR A VISIT ANYTIME.
AS YOU ARE.
 LUCY: I -- NO.
I HATE TO SAY IT, BUT I CAN'T.
BUT I DO WANT TO SAY THIS.
YOU LOOK REALLY HAPPY.
 KEVIN: I AM HAPPY.
AND I HAVE TO SAY THAT WHEN
I SEE YOU WITH SERENA AND SCOTT,
YOU LOOK HAPPY, TOO.
 LUCY: YOU'RE RIGHT.
 KEVIN: SO ENJOY THE CHOCOLATE
ECLAIR.
 LUCY: THANK YOU.
I WILL.
 NURSE: SIXTH FLOOR.
 KEVIN: HI, IT'S DR. COLLINS
FOR DR. LAMBERT.
IS SHE THERE?
 NURSE: JUST A MINUTE.
DR. LAMBERT?
 EVE: YES.
 NURSE: DR. COLLINS.
 EVE: THANK YOU.
HI.
YOU OK?
 KEVIN: I'M FINE.
HOW ABOUT YOU?
 EVE: WELL, I'M PRETTY GOOD,
I GUESS.
AS LONG AS YOU'RE NOT CALLING
TO TELL ME THAT LUCY'S MOVED
BACK IN AND SHE'S SETTING OUT
HER MOOD CRYSTALS.
 KEVIN: IT'S NOT HAPPENING.
 EVE: OH.
 KEVIN: IT'S ALL RIGHT, EVE.
YOU CAN SAY, "GOOD."
 EVE: YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME
PRETTY WELL, DON'T YOU?
 KEVIN: WHAT I THINK IS I'D
LIKE TO GET TO KNOW YOU BETTER
AND I'M JUST CALLING TO HEAR
YOUR VOICE --
AND TO FIND OUT WHEN YOU'LL BE
BACK HERE.
 EVE: AS SOON AS MY SHIFT IS
OVER, I'M ON MY WAY.
 KEVIN: SEE YOU THEN.
 EVE: BYE.
 MATT: EVE.
 EVE: YES.
 MATT: HEY --
HOW'S SEBASTIAN DOING?
 EVE: OH, HE'S MUCH BETTER.
 MATT: WHAT'S HIS PROGNOSIS?
 EVE: HIS AORTA DISSECTION
COULD RUPTURE AT ANY MOMENT.
IT COULD BE A MONTH FROM NOW,
A WEEK,
TONIGHT.
 SEBASTIAN: WELL, IF IT ISN'T
LADY OF THE MOON.
 ELLEN: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME
ABOUT YOUR ILLNESS?
 SEBASTIAN: BECAUSE I DON'T
WANT TO SEE THAT SAD LOOK
ON YOUR FACE THAT YOU'RE WEARING
RIGHT NOW.
 ELLEN: HOW'S THAT?
 SEBASTIAN: JUST WHAT
THE DOCTOR ORDERED.
 ELLEN: DO YOU REALLY WORK
FOR LANCE PHARMACEUTICALS,
OR WAS THAT JUST SOME COVER
STORY SO I WOULDN'T KNOW THAT
YOU WERE COMING HERE FOR TESTS?
 SEBASTIAN: I DO WORK
FOR LANCE.
 ELLEN: IS THAT WHY YOU MOVED
HERE?
 SEBASTIAN: IT WAS EASY FOR ME
TO IMAGINE SETTLING
IN AND SPENDING THE REST
OF MY LIFE HERE.
 ELLEN: SEBASTIAN.
 SEBASTIAN: IS THAT TOO
UPBEAT?
 ELLEN: NO.
 SEBASTIAN: BECAUSE I CAN DO
THE MOROSE AND DEPRESSED THING,
BUT I'VE BEEN THERE AND I'VE
DONE THAT.
 ELLEN: NO, I LIKE YOUR SMILE
BETTER, TOO.
 SEBASTIAN: WHATEVER YOU WANT.
 COURTNEY: YOU KNOW WHAT'S
FUNNY?
 FRANK: WHAT?
 COURTNEY: UNDER OTHER
CIRCUMSTANCES, I COULD REALLY BE
ATTRACTED TO CHRIS.
 FRANK: HE'S SCUM.
 COURTNEY: SO WHAT?
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN ATTRACTED
TO TWO COMPLETELY DIFFERENT
TYPE OF MEN --
WHITE KNIGHTS AND BAD BOYS.
 FRANK: JOE HAS TO BE
THE WHITE KNIGHT.
 COURTNEY: DEPENDABLE,
HONEST, SINCERE.
 FRANK: YOU FORGOT "BORING."
 COURTNEY: NO.
NOT BORING.
NEVER BORING.
MAYBE A LITTLE TOO NICE
AT TIMES.
THAT IS WHY I TURN TO YOU.
 FRANK: ARE YOU SAYING I'M ONE
OF THE BAD BOYS?
 COURTNEY: I KNOW JOE THINKS
YOU DEVELOPED YOUR EDGE AFTER
TAKING DL-56, BUT I KNOW.
THE TRUTH IS THAT SIDE WAS
IN YOU ALL ALONG.
WHILE JOE WAS HEAD-OVER-HEELS
IN LOVE WITH ME, YOU DIDN'T
THINK TWICE ABOUT FOOLING AROUND
WITH YOUR BROTHER'S GIRLFRIEND.
 FRANK: OH, YOU COULD BRING
THE DARK SIDE OUT IN ANY MAN.
 COURTNEY: I'LL TAKE THAT
AS A COMPLIMENT, FRANK.
 FRANK: SO, WHY FOCUS ON JOE
NOW?
HMM?
I MEAN, YOU'LL JUST GET RESTLESS
AGAIN.
AFTER ALL, HE IS JUST AS NICE
AS HE EVER WAS.
 COURTNEY: THE FIRST TIME
I WAS WITH JOE, I DIDN'T LOVE
HIM AS MUCH AS HE LOVED ME.
I ONLY SAW THIS REALLY NICE GUY
WHO WOULD NEVER MAKE MORE THAN
$30,000 A YEAR.
 FRANK: BUT NOW HE'S A DOCTOR
AND SURE TO MAKE AT LEAST SIX
FIGURES.
 COURTNEY: EXACTLY.
AND I'VE BECOME MORE MATURE.
I CAN SEE THE ADVANTAGES
OF BEING WITH SOMEBODY WHO'S
DEPENDABLE, HONEST, AND SINCERE.
AND I FELL IN LOVE WITH HIM
IN GREECE.
 FRANK: OH, GIVE ME A BREAK.
 COURTNEY: IT'S TRUE.
JOE WAS THE WHITE KNIGHT.
HE SAVED MY LIFE WHEN I WAS
STUNG BY THAT SEA URCHIN.
HE NEVER GAVE UP HOPE OF BEING
RESCUED, EVEN WHEN I DID.
AND HE WOULD HAVE MOVED HEAVEN
AND EARTH TO GET NEIL BACK.
AND SO I'VE MADE UP MY MIND.
JOE AND I WILL BE MARRIED,
WE WILL SETTLE DOWN,
AND WE WILL RAISE NEIL TOGETHER.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
 CHRIS: HELLO?
SO, WHAT'D YOU FIND OUT?
NO ACCOUNT THERE AT ALL?
CHECKING? SAVINGS?
WHAT ABOUT OTHER BRANCHES?
NOTHING.
OK.
YEAH, THANKS.
WHERE'S THE MONEY, COURTNEY?
 FRANK: WHAT ARE YOU GRINNING
ABOUT?
 COURTNEY: CHRIS' FATHER WAS
A CON MAN.
 FRANK: AND?
 COURTNEY: AND I JUST HAD
A BRILLIANT IDEA.