pc jan 18 1999 EVE: OH, KEVIN, I KNOW I SOUNDED LIKE AN IDIOT, AND THERE'S A REALLY, REALLY GOOD EXPLANATION -- I AM AN IDIOT. KEVIN: EVE, JUST HANG UP THE PHONE AND GET OVER HERE. SINGER: ü AS YOU BRUSH YOUR SHOES AND STAND BEFORE THE MIRROR AND YOU COMB YOUR HAIR GRAB YOUR COAT AND OUT AND YOU WALK THE WET STREETS TRYIN' TO REMEMBER ALL THE WILD NIGHT BREEZES IN YOUR MEMORY EVER AND EVERYTHING LOOKS SO COMPLETE WHEN YOU'RE WALKIN' OUT ON THE STREET AND THE WIND CATCHES YOUR FEET SENDS YOU FLYIN' CRYIN' OOH OOH-WEE THE WILD NIGHT IS CALLIN' CALLIN' OOH OOH-WEE THE WILD NIGHT IS CALLIN' ALL THE GIRLS WALK BY DRESSED UP FOR EACH OTHER AND THE BOYS DO THE BOOGIE-WOOGIE ON THE CORNER OF THE STREET AND THE PEOPLE PASSIN' BY STARE IN WIDE WONDER AND THE INSIDE JUKEBOX ROARS OUT JUST LIKE THUNDER THE WILD NIGHT IS CALLIN' ALL RIGHT THE WILD NIGHT IS CALLIN' COME ON AND OUT DANCE COME ON OUT AND MAKE ROMANCE ü [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY NCI'S CORPORATE PARTNERS] CHRIS' VOICE: HI, YOU'VE REACHED RAMSEY AND LAMBERT. LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE BEEP AND ONE OF US WILL GET BACK TO YOU ON THE FLIP SIDE. [TELEPHONE RINGS] KEVIN: HELLO? EVE: KEVIN. IT'S EVE. KEVIN: WHERE ARE YOU? EVE: OH, MY CAR BROKE DOWN. KEVIN: YOUR CAR ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BREAK DOWN, MINE IS -- AND WHEN IT DOES, WE'RE BOTH IN IT, AND WHEN IT HAPPENS, WE'RE MILES FROM HELP IN A ROMANTIC LOCALE. EVE: OH. WELL, IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO GET STUCK IN YOUR CAR IF YOU DON'T MIND COMING TO PICK ME UP. KEVIN: I'M ON MY WAY. WHERE ARE YOU? EVE: OK, I'M AT THE COLVIN THRIFT SHOP ON FIFTH AND SUPERIOR -- BUT HURRY BECAUSE THEY'RE CLOSING. KEVIN: OH, I'M HURRYING, BUT THAT'S NOT WHY. EVE: WHY, DR. COLLINS, ARE YOU SUGGESTING SOMETHING UNTOWARD? KEVIN: I HOPE SO. EVE: GOOD. KAREN: HEY. FRANK: HEY. DID YOU GET MY BLOOD WORK BACK? KAREN: YES. EVERYTHING LOOKS GREAT. IT APPEARS YOU ARE OFFICIALLY DETOXED FROM DL-56. FRANK: OK. KAREN: "OK"? COME ON, YOU SHOULD BE THRILLED. THIS IS GREAT NEWS. FOR STARTERS, YOU CAN GET BACK TO WORK AS A PARAMEDIC. FRANK: I REALIZE YOU RUN TESTS ON A LOT OF LAB RATS, BUT I'M THE ONLY HUMAN THAT'S EVER TAKEN IT, SO THERE'S NO WAY OF KNOWING WHAT THE LONG-TERM EFFECTS ARE UNTIL THEY ACTUALLY HAPPEN. KAREN: OR DON'T HAPPEN. I PREFER TO TAKE THE OPTIMISTIC APPROACH, AND I THINK YOU SHOULD, TOO. COME ON, I MEAN, YOU FEEL GOOD, RIGHT? FRANK: OH, WELL, CERTAINLY A LOT BETTER THAN WHEN I WAS AT YOUR APARTMENT AND I FELT LIKE EVERY CELL IN MY BODY WAS GOING TO EXPLODE. KAREN: I'M JUST GLAD THAT YOU MADE IT THROUGH TO THE OTHER SIDE. FRANK: WELL, AS THE ONLY MEMBER OF DL-56 ANONYMOUS, I DECLARE THIS MEETING ADJOURNED. LOOK, CAN I BUY YOU A CUP OF COFFEE OVER AT THE RECOVERY ROOM? KAREN: OK, I HAVE ROUNDS. I'LL HAVE TO TAKE A RAIN CHECK. YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND SOMEBODY ELSE TO TAKE TO COFFEE. FRANK: ANY SUGGESTIONS? BETWEEN WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE VIRUS AND HOW WRONG I WAS ABOUT JULIE, I'M NOT EXACTLY MR. POPULAR AROUND HERE. KAREN: WHAT HAPPENED WITH EVE WHEN YOU WENT TO APOLOGIZE? FRANK: DON'T ASK. KAREN: CAN YOU BLAME HER? I MEAN, YOU PUT BODY PARTS IN HER FOOD. FRANK: CAN'T BELIEVE SHE'S NOT OVER THAT. KAREN: YOU SILLY. I'LL SEE YOU LATER. FRANK: ALL RIGHT. BYE. FRANK: HEY, MATT. MATT: YEAH? FRANK: LOOK, I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW THAT I'M CLEAN. I'M NOT TAKING DL-56 ANYMORE. MATT: WHOOP-DE-DO. FRANK: I REALIZE THAT YOU'RE ANGRY ABOUT WHAT CHRIS AND I DID. MATT: YES, I AM, FRANK. YOU TWO CONTINUED WORKING ON DL-56 EVEN AFTER EVERYBODY SAID IT WAS A DISASTER WAITING TO HAPPEN. FRANK: I KNOW. MATT: I MEAN, I EVEN ASKED YOU POINT-BLANK IF YOU WERE INVOLVED WITH THAT DRUG, AND YOU LIED TO MY FACE. FRANK: MATT, I THOUGHT I WOULD DIE WITHOUT IT. IF I WOULD'VE TOLD YOU THE TRUTH ABOUT WHAT WAS GOING ON, IT WOULD'VE BEEN TAKEN AWAY FROM ME. MATT: WELL, LOOK AT YOU NOW, FRANK. YOU'RE OFF IT, YOU SEEM FINE. FRANK: WELL, IT'S EASY TO PLAY MONDAY MORNING QUARTERBACK. MATT: YOU KNOW, TWO PEOPLE ARE DEAD BECAUSE YOU AND CHRIS WERE SO DAMN GREEDY. FRANK: AND IF THERE WAS ANYTHING THAT I COULD DO TO BRING THEM BACK, I WOULD. BUT THERE ISN'T. I CAN'T CHANGE THE PAST. ALL I CAN DO IS AFFECT THE FUTURE, AND THE FUTURE IS I'M NEVER GOING ON DL-56 AGAIN. MATT: WELL, IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER WHAT YOU SAY. IT'S WHAT YOU DO THAT COUNTS. EVE: GREAT. KEVIN: HI. EVE: HI. LOOK AT YOU. KEVIN: WHAT? EVE: I JUST DON'T THINK I'VE EVER SEEN YOU WEAR JEANS BEFORE. KEVIN: WELL, IN CASE YOU HADN'T NOTICED, I'M MAKING A LOT OF CHANGES IN MY LIFE, AND THIS JUST SEEMED RIGHT. EVE: OH, IT'S RIGHT. IT'S RIGHT AND THEN SOME. CLERK: IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING DIFFERENT, I JUST GOT IN A GREAT SELECTION OF BOWLING SHIRTS. KEVIN: REALLY? WELL, I DON'T THINK I'M QUITE READY TO CHANGE THAT MUCH, BUT I'LL BE SURE TO LET MY FATHER KNOW. EVE: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. CLERK: COME AGAIN. EVE: I WILL. CLERK: AND HAVE A NICE EVENING. KEVIN: THANKS. YOU, TOO. EVE: GOOD NIGHT. KEVIN: ALL SET? EVE: AND HOW. KEVIN: WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN THERE? EVE: OH, JUST A LITTLE SOMETHING TO WEAR TONIGHT. KEVIN: HOW LITTLE? EVE: Very little. KEVIN: LET'S SAY WE SKIP PAST THAT PART WHERE WE GET STUCK IN MY CAR AND JUST GO TO THE LIGHTHOUSE. WE CAN PICK UP YOUR CAR IN THE MORNING. EVE: I LOVE THE WAY YOU THINK. KEVIN: WHAT ABOUT YOUR COAT? IT'S COLD OUTSIDE. EVE: MY COAT. KEVIN: IS IT IN YOUR CAR? EVE: NO -- MY COAT. NO, IT'S IN THE DRESSING ROOM. I LEFT IT IN THE DRESSING ROOM. OH. HOLD ON. THERE IT IS. OH, DARN. KEVIN: OH. OH, DARN. IT'S NOT A DISASTER. EVE: SORRY. KEVIN: LOOK AT ME. YOU'VE GOT ME ON MY HANDS AND KNEES ALREADY. EVE: LOOK AT YOU. EVE: MMM. KEVIN: MMM. MMM. UH-UH. THE LIGHTHOUSE. EVE: YES. KEVIN: YES. EVE: ASAP. KEVIN: OK. I GOT IT. EVE: OH, OH, OH -- HOW'S YOUR BACK? KEVIN: OH, MY BACK IS READY FOR ANYTHING. EVE: ANYTHING? KEVIN: ANYTHING. EVE: SUCH AS? KEVIN: SUCH AS -- YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW? EVE: YES, I DO. KEVIN: WELL, I THINK ONCE I GET YOU HOME, THE FIRST THING I'M GOING TO DO -- EVE: OH, THAT'S FUNNY, KEVIN. QUIT JOKING. OPEN THE DOOR. KEVIN: I'M NOT JOKING. EVE: WHAT? KEVIN: OH, COME ON. TRY IT. EVE: IT'S LOCKED. KEVIN: HEY! HEY! EVE: OH, NO! HEY, MISTER! WE'RE STILL IN HERE! KEVIN: I THINK I JUST SAW HIM -- EVE: HELLO! MISTER! HEY, BUBBLE GUM BLOWERS, NOW THE FLAVOR OF EXTRA CLASSIC BUBBLE GUM LASTS LONGER THAN EVER. SO YOU CAN ENJOY BLOWING LOTS OF EXTRA BUBBLES. TRY EXTRA CLASSIC BUBBLE GUM. WHY ? NOW THE FLAVOR YOU LOVE LASTS LONGER THAN EVER. Woman: IF I COULD FALL ASLEEP RIGHT NOW, I'D GET 6 GOOD HOURS. I COULD STILL GET 4 HOURS. 4 HOURS IS O.K. I'VE DONE WITHOUT SLEEP BEFORE. I CAN DO IT AGAIN. IF YOU CAN'T SLEEP, IF THINGS YOU'VE TRIED LEAVE YOU GROGGY THE NEXT DAY, YOUR DOCTOR HAS A BREAKTHROUGH APPROACH TO SLEEP THERAPY YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT... TEDDY GIBBS TOUGHS IT OUT THROUGH THE RAW SOAR THROAT, THE HACKING COUGH, THE FEVER. NOW HE NEEDS... [WHISTLING] MAXIMUM STRENGTH THERAFLU. FAST, SOOTHING HOT LIQUID THERAFLU. [ Crowd Cheering ] TEN-HUT ! [ Whistle Blowing ] [ Crowd Cheering ] KEVIN: YOU WERE HIS LAST CUSTOMER. HE SAW US HEAD FOR THE DOOR. HE MUST'VE ASSUMED THAT WE LEFT AND THE PLACE WAS EMPTY. EVE: WELL, HOW COME WE DIDN'T HEAR HIM LOCK THE DOOR? KEVIN: WELL, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I WAS A LITTLE DISTRACTED. EVE: OH. OH, THIS NIGHT IS NOT GOING THE WAY I PLANNED. KEVIN: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. DON'T PANIC. I'LL USE THE PHONE. I'LL JUST CALL A LOCKSMITH. EVE: THERE YOU GO. KEVIN: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. EVE: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? KEVIN: WELL, I NEED A PHONE BOOK. PHONE BOOK, PHONE BOOK. WHERE WOULD ONE HIDE A PHONE BOOK IN -- THERE WE GO. AHA. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? EVE: SHOPPING. WHAT ELSE? KEVIN: I THINK THOSE WERE A FASHION MISTAKE BACK IN THE 1970s. EVE: WELL, THAT IS WHAT MAKES THEM SO HIP NOW, MISTER. KEVIN: IF YOU SAY SO, I'LL TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT. OK, LOCKSMITH, LOCKSMITH. EVE: ALTHOUGH, I DON'T KNOW HOW ANYONE WALKED IN THESE THINGS. KEVIN: OK. KEYS UNLIMITED, AND IT'S ONLY THREE BLOCKS AWAY. EVE: WHOA! KEVIN: HEY! WHOA! HELLO? HELLO? EVE: OH, OH, OH, OH. DID I DO THAT? KEVIN: I THINK YOU RIPPED THE PHONE CORD OUT. EVE: OH, NO. NO, WELL, LET'S JUST PLUG IT BACK IN. KEVIN: UH -- DON'T THINK I CAN. THE SOCKET GOT RIPPED OFF. EVE: OH. KEVIN: OK. EVE: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. DO YOU HAVE YOUR CELL PHONE ON YOU? MINE'S IN MY CAR. KEVIN: SO IS MINE. EVE: OH, I'M CURSED. I'M CURSED. KEVIN: NO, NO, NO. EVE: SOMEONE'S OUT TO GET ME. KEVIN: NO, NO ONE'S OUT TO GET YOU. ALL RIGHT. UH, UH, THINK, KEVIN. THINK, THINK, THINK. MAYBE I CAN CLIMB THROUGH THE WINDOW. EVE: OH, GOOD -- THE WINDOW. KEVIN: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. DON'T PANIC. DON'T PANIC. NOW YOU CAN PANIC. EVE: OH, DON'T TELL ME -- BARS. KEVIN: BARS. EVE: OH. SOMEONE JUST SHOOT ME AND PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY. KEVIN: WELL, IF YOU INSIST. EVE: KEVIN. KEVIN: LASER TAG, ANYONE? MATT: SO, WHAT, ARE YOU JUST GOING TO AVOID ME, FRANK, BECAUSE I DIDN'T BREAK INTO SONG OVER YOUR KICKING DL-56? FRANK: YOU ALREADY RIPPED ME A NEW ONE AT THE NURSES' STATION, MATT. I'D JUST AS SOON CALL IT A DAY FOR BEING LABELED A KILLER, IF IT'S ALL THE SAME TO YOU. MATT: I NEVER CALLED YOU A KILLER. FRANK: NO, YOU ONLY IMPLIED IT. BUT, HEY, I UNDERSTAND. AFTER ALL, JULIE'S A MURDERER. WHY NOT HER JUNKIE BOYFRIEND, TOO. MATT: I NEVER SAID YOU WERE A JUNKIE. FRANK: OH, I SEE. YOU DID AN AWFUL LOT OF TALKING, BUT YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. MATT: AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, CHRIS RAMSEY IS ONE OF THE BOTTOM-FEEDERS. I KNOW YOU NEVER SET OUT TO HURT ANYBODY. I KNOW YOU NEVER ASKED TO BECOME ADDICTED TO DL-56. WHAT UPSETS ME IS THAT YOU HAD PEOPLE ALL AROUND YOU WHO WANTED TO HELP AND YOU JUST LIED TO THEM. FRANK: THERE ISN'T ANYTHING THAT YOU CAN CALL ME THAT I HAVEN'T CALLED MYSELF 10 TIMES OVER. BARTENDER: YOU WANT ANYTHING, MATT? MATT: OH, HEY. YEAH, I'LL HAVE SOME RICE MILK. HAVE YOU SEEN JULIE LATELY? FRANK: WELL, SHE DOESN'T WANT ME TO VISIT HER ANYMORE, AND THAT'S FINE WITH ME. MATT: SO YOU'RE JUST GOING TO WASH YOUR HANDS OF HER? FRANK: MATT, DO YOU THINK THAT I'M AN IDIOT FOR TRYING TO STICK BY JULIE AFTER I HEARD THE TRUTH? MATT: YOU WEREN'T THE ONLY ONE FOOLED. FRANK: IF I'D JUST SEEN THE TRUTH, SOME IF NOT ALL OF THE PEOPLE THAT SHE KILLED WOULD STILL BE ALIVE. EVE: AH, TAKE THAT, EARTH SCUM! KEVIN: HA! SAY YOUR PRAYERS! EVE: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. KEVIN: WELL, THIS TIME YOU'VE COME TO THE WRONG PLANET. EVE: THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY. KEVIN: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT -- YOU SURRENDER NOW, I'LL BE MERCIFUL. EVE: IN YOUR DREAMS, BUSTER. AH! KEVIN: OH! YOU GOT ME! EVE: OH, YES! AND THE HOPES FOR THE HUMAN RACE ARE DASHED ONCE AGAIN, AS I, EVE OBI KENOBI, EMERGES VICTORIOUS. HEY, LET'S PLAY COPS AND ROBBERS NOW, OK? YOU WANT TO BE THE GOOD GUY OR THE BAD GUY? YOUR CHOICE. KEVIN? HEY. HA, HA, HA. YOU DON'T THINK I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING, BUT I DO. YOU'RE PLAYING POSSUM. IT AIN'T GOING TO WORK, EITHER. YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SURPRISE ME IF I COME OVER THERE AND GO, "OH, KEVIN, KEVIN, WAKE UP. PLEASE, PLEASE WAKE UP." YOU'RE GOING TO JUMP OUT AT ME AND MAKE ME SCREAM. IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN BECAUSE I SAW "CARRIE." I SAW "WAIT UNTIL DARK." I SAW "THE TERMINATOR." AND IT -- KEVIN: HA! EVE: AH! OH! I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT ACTUALLY WORKED. KEVIN: YEAH, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT WAS SO EASY. EVE: WELL, IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN AGAIN, BUSTER. KEVIN: REALLY? YOU THINK I CAN'T SURPRISE YOU? EVE: I'M READY FOR YOU NOW. KEVIN: READY FOR ANYTHING? EVE: THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO -- EVE: YOU STINKER. KEVIN: SURPRISE. I GUESS I AM A BIT OF A STINKER, BUT I REALLY JUST -- EVE: TAKE THAT, EARTH SCUM. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. KEVIN: DO YOU SEE ANYONE RESISTING? IT'S HERE ! A REAL LIFE SUPER HERO ! HUGGIES SUPREME CARE BABY WIPES TO THE RESCUE ! IT'S THE ONLY WIPE WITH RIPPLE-SOFT TEXTURE... TO CLEAN LIKE NO OTHER WIPE. IT'S THE THICKEST OF THE THICK... AND HAS SUPER WIPE STRENGTH ! SO REJOICE, GOOD CITIZENS ! THE ULTIMATE WIPE WILL SAVE THE DAY. HUGGIES SUPREME CARE BABY WIPES ! ü I LOVE THE FISHES ü ü 'CAUSE THEY'RE SO DELICIOUS ü ONE FOR YOU ü GONE GOLDFISHIN' üü TWO FOR ME PEPPERIDGE FARM GOLDFISH CRACKERS. BAKED WITH AND CHEESY, NOT SUGARY LIKE SWEET SNACKS. I LOVE MY GOLDFISH. IT'S NO TWO WOMEN ARE SHAPED EXACTLY ALIKE. THAT'S WHY A WOMAN GYNECOLOGIST DESIGNED THE FIRST TAMPON... WITH INDIVIDUALLY WOUND LAYERS... THAT EXPAND TO FIT EACH WOMAN'S INDIVIDUAL SHAPE. A TAMPON THAT WAS DIFFERENT FROM ALL THE REST. TO GIVE YOU TRULY PERSONALIZED PROTECTION. THE o.b. TAMPON. ALSO AVAILABLE WITH AN APPLICATOR. o.b.: SAME DAY. TWO COUGHS. YOUR CHOICE-- ROBITUSSIN-DM OR VICKS 44. BOTH THE SAME, RIGHT ? HOW ABOUT FOUR HOURS LATER ? AND LATER THAN THAT ? - [ Coughing ] - TIME WILL TELL YOU VICKS 44 IS DIFFERENT. WITH ROBITUSSIN-DM, YOU SHOULD RE-DOSE EVERY FOUR HOURS... WHILE SOOTHING VICKS 44 LASTS UP TO FOUR HOURS MORE. AND WITH YOUR EIGHT-HOUR DAY, THAT'S A REAL PLUS. AT THE POST CEREAL COMPANY, THE PEOPLE ARE FOND OF SAYING-- OUR BUSINESS IS BREAKFAST, BUT OUR PASSION IS FOOD. NOTHIN' I LOVE MORE THAN CRANBERRIES. MY WARM BANANA NUT BREAD, RIGHT OUT OF THE OVEN. ANYTHING WITH PECANS. SO THEY TOOK WHAT THEY LOVED... AND FIDDLED AND BAKED... UNTIL THEY CRAFTED MORNING TRADITIONS-- SOME OF THE MOST WONDERFUL CEREALS... ANYONE HAD EVER THOUGHT OF. CRANBERRY ALMOND CRUNCH. GREAT GRAINS. BANANA NUT CRUNCH. AND LIKE EVERY POST CEREAL, THEY'RE AT A FAIR PRICE. EVERY DAY. - IT'S TAX TIME. - [ Whooping ] - AND IF YOU'RE A RAPID REFUND CUSTOMER, - [ Whooping Continues ] IT'S A GOOD TIME. RAPID REFUND ELECTRONIC FILING FROM H&R BLOCK. - [ Whooping Continues ] - [ Dog Barks ] KEVIN: IT'S TOO BAD THEY DON'T SELL BEDS HERE. EVE: OH -- ACTUALLY, I SAW SOMETHING A LITTLE EARLIER. RIGHT THERE. LOOK. KEVIN: IT'S A RACING CAR. EVE: WHAT? KEVIN: THE BED. IT'S SHAPED LIKE A RACING CAR. I ALWAYS WANTED ONE OF THESE WHEN I WAS A KID. EVE: WELL, MAYBE WE SHOULD TAKE IT FOR A TEST DRIVE. KEVIN: ONCE AROUND THE BLOCK, JUST TO SEE HOW SHE HANDLES. EVE: ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS PUT HER IN GEAR. KEVIN: DRIVERS, START YOUR ENGINES. SINGER: ü DID IT TINGLE THE WAY I RUBBED YOUR BACK, GIRL? WASN'T IT COOL WHEN FIRST I KISSED YOUR LIPS? AND WAS IT ENOUGH TO PENETRATE YOUR DARK WORLD? OR WERE YOU EMBARRASSED ABOUT THE WAY YOU BREATHED? I WANT TO HOLD YOU ü SINGERS: ü I WANT TO HOLD YOU ü SINGER: ü I WANT TO MOVE YOU, BABY ü SINGERS: ü I WANT TO MOVE YOU ü SIGNER: ü IF IT'S ALL RIGHT ü SINGERS: ü I'M GOING TO TAKE YOU IN THE ROOM, SUGAR LOCK YOU UP IN LOVE FOR DAYS WE'RE GOING TO BE ü SINGER: ü ROCKIN', BABY ü SINGERS: ü TILL THE COPS COME KNOCKIN' PAPA GONNA HAVE TO LEAVE A MESSAGE ON THE TELEPHONE, BABY THERE WON'T BE NO ü SINGER: ü NO STOPPIN' ü SINGERS: ü TILL THE COPS COME KNOCKIN' ü FRANK: YOU KNOW, THERE WERE TIMES I WANTED TO CATCH WHOEVER WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE MURDERS AND JUST SMASH THEIR HEADS IN. MATT: YOU NEVER THOUGHT IT COULD BE JULIE. FRANK: ARE YOU KIDDING? NOT FOR A SECOND. IT CERTAINLY NEVER OCCURRED TO ME THAT SHE COULD BE WORKING WITH COOPER. I THOUGHT SHE HATED HIM. HE CALLED HER RIGHT BEFORE HALLOWEEN, AND AT THAT TIME I THOUGHT IT WAS COOPER JUST DOING WHAT COOPER DOES, TRYING TO SCARE HER. NOW I REALIZE THAT THE WHOLE THING WAS STAGED FOR MY BENEFIT. MATT: WHAT'S NEXT? FRANK: PRISON OR AN INSTITUTION. I DON'T SEE THAT SHE HAS ANY OTHER OPTIONS. MATT: WELL, YOU'RE BEING REALISTIC. FRANK: JULIE'S NOT THE FIRST DECEPTIVE WOMAN I'VE DATED. MATT: WELL, YOU'RE NOT THE FIRST GUY IN HISTORY WHO WASN'T THINKING WITH HIS HEAD. FRANK: I'M JUST WORRIED THAT MAYBE I'M ATTRACTED TO THE TYPE. WHO KNOWS -- THE NEXT WOMAN I'M INTERESTED IN COULD BE AN INTERNATIONAL TERRORIST. MATT: SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, SWEAR OFF WOMEN ALTOGETHER? ANK: THE THOUGHT HAS CROSSED MY MIND. MATT: WELL, T TO HAVE A LITTLE FAITH. FRANK: YEAH, I'M FRESH OUT. EVE: SO DID YOU EVER IMAGINE DOING THAT IN YOUR IMAGINARY RACE CAR BED? KEVIN: AS A MATTER OF FACT, I DO REMEMBER A FANTASY IN THIS BED WITH ANNE MARIE CLAIRE. EVE: ANNE MARIE CLAIRE. SHOULD I BE JEALOUS? KEVIN: NO. BUT I DID HAVE A TERRIBLE CRUSH ON HER IN SEVENTH GRADE. EVE: OH. OK, AND WHAT WAS YOUR FANTASY? KEVIN: IT WAS PRETTY SIMILAR TO WHAT JUST HAPPENED. EVE: REALLY? KEVIN: MM-HMM. EVE: SO, I'M RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR FANTASY COMING TRUE. KEVIN: SO YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE ALL THE CREDIT FOR WHAT HAPPENED TONIGHT? EVE: WELL, I AM THE ONE WHO ACCIDENTLY GOT US LOCKED IN HERE BY FORGETTING MY COAT. KEVIN: THAT'S TRUE. EVE: MM-HMM. AND I'M ALSO THE ONE WHO BROKE THE PHONE, WHICH PREVENTED US FROM CALLING FOR HELP. KEVIN: ALSO TRUE. EVE: AND, LAST BUT NOT LEAST, I KICKED YOUR BUTT AT LASER TAG. KEVIN: NOW, WAIT A MINUTE. HOW DOES THAT HELP? EVE: WELL, IT DOESN REALLY. I JUST WANTED TO BRING IT UP AGAIN. KEVIN: BET YOU THINK YOU'RE PRETTY CUTE, DON'T YOU? EVE: WHAT DO YOU THINK? KEVIN: I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I THINK.