pc feb 8 1999

 LUCY: OK, FELICIA, YOU DO
HAVE T SHOPPING CHANNEL ON,
DON'T YOU?
I MEAN, IT'S ON THE RIGHT
CHANNEL?
OK, NOW, LISTEN, DO NOT TURN IT
OFF UNTIL YOU SEE MY INFOMERCIAL
BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST GOING
TO LOVE WHAT YOU'RE GOING
TO SEE, ALL RIGHT?
OK. IT'S A DEAL.
YES, KEEP YOUR FINGERS CROSSED.
I'LL CALL YOU LATER. TA.
 SCOTT: HEY, TELL HER TO GET
HER CREDIT CARD OUT.
ISN'T THAT THE WHOLE POINT
OF THIS THING?
BUY SOME THINGS.
IS ELLEN BACK?
 LUCY: UH, NO, NO.
I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO GET AHOLD
OF HER, SO I'LL JUST BREAK
THE NEWS TO HER WHEN SHE GETS
BACK FROM VEGAS.
 SERENA: WHAT NEWS?
 SCOTT: WELL, CY USED
ELLEN'S STORY, AND ELLEN DOESN'T
KNOW ABOUT IT YET.
 SERENA: SHE WON'T CARE.
SHE'LL BE GLAD SHE COULD HELP.
 SCOTT: I THINK SHE'S GOING
TO COME AFTER HER WITH A CURLING
IRON.

 KEVIN: HEY, GORGEOUS.
 EVE: OH, HI. HI.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
 KEVIN: WELL, I THOUGHT I'D
COME AND GIVE YOU MY PRICELESS
ADVICE ON HOW TO TESTIFY
ON CHRIS' REVIEW.
 EVE: GOOD, BECAUSE I COULD
USE SOME ADVICE.
 KEVIN: OK.
WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T LET
YOUR EYES TWITCH, DON'T GIGGLE,
AND DON'T EVER LET THEM SEE
YOU SWEAT.
 EVE: YOU'RE SUCH
A BIG HELP.
THANKS.
 KEVIN: YEAH, AND I LIKE YOU,
SO I WON'T BILL YOU FOR THAT.
WELL, YOU LOOK SHARP, IF THAT
COUNTS FOR ANYTHING.
 EVE: OH, THANKS.
I HATE THIS.
I HATE THIS.
 KEVIN: I KNOW, I KNOW.
 EVE: CHRIS IS A RAT --
I KNOW THAT -- BUT HE'S
MY ROOMMATE AND HE'S MY FRIEND.
 KEVIN: HE CAUSED A LOT
OF DAMAGE, EVE.
 EVE: NOT BY HIMSELF.
 KEVIN: WELL, LIKE HEY SAY,
"HONESTY'S THE BEST POLI."
 EVE: YEAH, WELL, THAT DOESN'T
MEAN IT DOESN'T SUCK.
 JOE: LOOK, KAREN, I DON'T
WANT TO LIE, BUT IF I TELL
THE BOARD THE TRUTH THAT I DID
NOT PRESCRIBE THOSE MEDS
FOR FRANK, THEN HE'LL BE
IN TROUBLE FOR USING
MY D.E.A. NUMBER.
 KAREN: WHICH MAY BE EXACTLY
WHAT HE DID.
 JOE: FRANK POPPED DL-56 LIKE
IT WAS CANDY.
HE HAD A SECRET DEAL WITH LANCE
PHARMACEUTICALS, AND HE EXPECTS
ME TO COVER FOR HIM?
 KAREN: SO?
WHAT YOU GOING TO DO?
 JOE: HOW THE HELL SHOULD
I KNOW?
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
NCI'S CORPORATE PARTNERS]

 LUCY: THANK YOU.
I'M GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT.
 VICTOR: WELL, I HAD TO BE
HERE FOR THE SMASH DEBUT
OF THE SERENA LINE, WHICH IS
NAMED, I UNDERSTAND,
FOR THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BLOND
IN PORT CHARLES.
 SERENA: WHY, THANK YOU.
 VICTOR: CONGRATULATIONS.
HERE.
 LUCY: OH.
DOUBLE THANK YOU, SIR.
I'M GOING TO OPEN IT -- DO
YOU THINK, RIGHT NOW?
YES, LET'S DO IT.
 VICTOR: RIGHT NOW.
 SCOTT: OH, MAYBE WE OUGHT
TO WAIT UNTIL THE ORDERS START
ROLLING IN BEFORE WE CELEBRATE.
 LUCY: EXCUSE ME.
AS SOON AS THE AUDIENCE SEES
MY DRESS, THE ORDERS ARE GOING
TO START ROLLING IN.
PEOPLE WANT TO BELIEVE IN FATE
AND AMOUR.
AND WHEN THEY SEE THIS DRESS,
THEY WANT TO BELIEVE IN ROMANCE,
SO THEY'RE GOING TO FIND IT HARD
TO RESIST.
 SCOTT: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S
IRRESISTIBLE.
 MATT: HOW CAN TWO INTELLIGENT
PEOPLE WHO SAVE LIVES
IN A HOSPITAL ACT LIKE SUCH
FOOLS IN A CASINO?
 ELLEN: I BLAME THE MEDIA.
 MATT: THE MEDIA?
 ELLEN: MM-HMM.
YOU SEE, YOU KNOW, MOVIES --
GAMBLING LOOKS FUN.
PEOPLE GET DRESSED UP,
THEY YELL, THEY SCREAM,
THEY THROW THOSE STUPID CHIPS UP
IN THE AIR.
THEY -- THEY HUG, THEY KISS --
THEY WIN.
 MATT: SOUNDS LIKE YOU'VE ONLY
SEEN "VIVA LAS VEGAS."
YOU KNOW, THERE'S A DARKER SIDE.
 ELLEN: YEAH. NOW YOU TELL ME.
 MATT: WHAT, YOU DIDN'T --
YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT YOU COULD
ACTUALLY LOSE YOUR MONEY, ELLEN?
 ELLEN: WELL, YEAH.
BUT I ALWAYS FIGURED IF WE DID,
ROBERT REDFORD WOULD STROLL
BY AND OFFER ME A MILLION
DOLLARS TO SLEEP WITH HIM.
 MATT: WELL, I HATE TO BREAK
IT TO YOU THERE, ELLEN,
BUT MOVIES AREN'T REAL.
 ELLEN: IT'S A MOOT POINT,
ANYWAY.
WE CAN'T EVEN AFFORD TO SEE ONE.
NOW WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?
 MATT: WELL,
YOU KNOW, THE BEST THINGS
IN LIFE ARE FREE.
 ELLEN: AND TAKE OURS
AND HOURS?
 MATT: YEAH.
YEAH.
 MARK: MONICA QUARTERMAINE HAS
A FAMILY EMERGENCY AND IS UNABLE&
TO ATTEND TODAY.
SHE SENDS HER REGRETS. WE'RE CONTINUING OUR
INVESTIGATION INTO DR. RAMSEY'S
RESEARCH, WHICH CAUSED A LETHAL
OUTBREAK.
THIS IS TO DETERMINE WHETHER
HIS ACTIONS ARE GROUNDS
FOR DISMISSAL.
LEE, YOU MAY BEGIN WITH
DR. LAMBERT.
 LEE: WE REALIZE IT'S
DIFFICULT TO APPEAR AS A WITNESS
IN A HEARING OF THIS NATURE.
 EVE: YES, IT IS.


Sorry folks.... a "special report" interupted
the show at this point and I was unable to get
the rest of it