pc april 16 1999 C LUCY: DRAT! WOMAN: WELL, I TAKE IT YOU CAN'T REACH MR. BALDWIN? LUCY: UH -- YES. APPARENTLY, HE'S NOT ANSWERING HIS CELL PHONE. WOMAN: IT'S A GOOD STORY IF YOU HAD THE PROOF, BUT I CAN'T WAIT. THE PROGRAM GOES OUT AS IS. LUCY: OH, BUT LISTEN -- THAT'S WHAT SCOTT WAS DOING. YOU SEE, HE WAS BRINGING ME THAT PROOF. HE WAS BRINGING ME THE WHOLE DOCUMENT PROVING THAT ALL THIS MANUFACTURING FRAUD BY BORDISSO WAS -- WOMAN: LUCY, LUCY, I SYMPATHIZE WITH YOUR PROBLEM, BUT I'VE GOT A TIMETABLE TO MAINTAIN. LUCY: OH. I KNOW, BUT, LOOK, THIS INTERVIEW WON'T DO ME ONE BIT OF GOOD UNLESS I HAVE THE PROOF TO DOCUMENT MY CASE. WOMAN: THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO. LUCY: OH, THAT'S JUST DANDY. JUST DANDY. WOMAN: I CALLED THE CLEANERS. THEY STILL HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO TRACK DOWN YOUR CLOTHES. I AM SO, SO SORRY. TELLING YOU I AM SO, SO OK WITH IT. REALLY. I AM. I'M JUST GOING TO WEAR THIS LITTLE DRESS RIGHT BACK TO THAT HOTEL, AND THEN I'M GOING TO LIE DOWN BECAUSE THIS DAY HAS BEEN A COMPLETE DISASTER. BUT FIRST, I'VE GOT TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED TO SCOTT. LISTEN, I WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE IT THAT IF HE TRIES TO FIND MEND GIVES YOU CALL, JUST TELL HIM THE INTERVIEW WENT ON AS IS AND THAT I'LL MEET HIM BACK AT THE HOTEL. THANK YOU. BOY, I HOPE HE HAS A DARN GOOD EXCUSE WHY HE DIDN'T GET HERE ON TIME. SCOTT: YEAH. INFORMATION. [TELEPHONE RINGS] WOMAN: "AROUND TOWN." SCOTT: YEAH, HELLO. THIS IS SCOTT BALDWIN. I'M LOOKING FOR LUCY COE. SHE WAS DOING AN INTERVIEW ON YOUR SHOW. WOMAN: MR. BALDWIN, YOU JUST MISSED HER. SCOTT: WHERE'D SHE GO? WOMAN: BACK TO HER HOTEL. SCOTT: OH, OK. I'LL GO THERE. THANK YOU. BYE. CHRIS: HEY. TOLD YOU I'D BE BACK. JULIE: I DIDN'T BELIEVE YOU. CHRIS: WELL, THE LAST TIME WE VISITED, I COULD TELL HOW HARD IT WAS FOR YOU TO BE IN HERE. JULIE: AND YOU CARE BECAUSE? CHRIS: JULIE, COME ON. WE USED TO BE FRIENDS. JULIE: A LONG TIME AGO. CHRIS: NO. IT WAS ONLY ABOUT TWO YEARS AGO THAT WE STARTED THE INTERN PROGRAM. JULIE: IT FEELS LONGER. CHRIS: I WAS OVER AT WYNDHAM'S THE OTHER DAY AND PASSED THROUGH THE BABY DEPARTMENT. I THOUGHT ABOUT YOU. I PICKED UP SOMETHING FOR JULIE JR. SORRY IT'S UNWRAPPED. THE ATTENDANTS HERE CHECK EVERYTHING. JULIE: WHAT IS IT? CHRIS: GO ON AND OPEN IT. CHRIS: HOW'S THE BABY DOING? JULIE: SHE WAS KICKING THIS MORNING. BUT SHE'S CALM NOW. JULIE: OH. CHRIS, IT'S LOVELY. THANK YOU. IS THIS WHY YOU CAME HERE? CHRIS: ACTUALLY, THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE AS WELL. JULIE: AH. I KNEW IT. CHRIS: JULIE, THERE'S NO EASY WAY TO SAY WHAT I HAVE TO TELL YOU. JULIE: THEN JUST SAY IT. CHRIS: WHEN I LAST SAW YOU, YOU TOLD ME THAT ALL YOUR MONEY WAS GONE. JULIE: THAT'S RIGHT. I SPENT IT. CHRIS: NO, JULIE, I KNOW YOU DIDN'T SPEND IT. I KNOW YOU SAVED SOME. AND I CAN'T PROVE IT YET, BUT I -- I THINK FRANK SCANLON STOLE IT. LUCY: HEY! TAXI! YOO-HOO! TAXI! HEY, YOU-HOO! HOO, HOO. OH, I MUST HAVE MISSED 64 CABS. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? DON'T YOU WANT TO GET MONEY? I MEAN, PASSENGERS HAVE TO PAY YOU IN THE CAR, NOT STAND ON THE SIDEWALK. OH! OK, FINE. INSTEAD OF LEAVING, I'M GOING TO WALK! YOU WON'T MAKE MONEY OFF ME! HMM! COULD THIS DAY GET ANY WORSE? DON'T THINK SO. [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY NCI'S CORPORATE PARTNERS] LUCY: HEY! HEY! HEY, GIVE ME THAT! YOU GIVE ME MY PURSE! POLICE! HELP! SOMEBODY! HELP! SOMEBODY, MY PURSE! HEY! OH. OH. OH. OW. OH, THIS IS GREAT. THIS IS JUST GREAT. SOMEBODY! DON'T YOU EVEN HELP PEOPLE AROUND HERE? OW. OW! OW. OH, ISN'T THIS PERFECT. THIS IS JUST -- OH -- PERFECT. OH. JULIE: WHAT DO YOU MEAN FRANK STOLE MY MONEY? HOW DO YOU KNOW? CHRIS: SOMEONE -- I CAN'T SAY WHO -- TOLD ME THAT FRANK HAS BEEN BLACKMAILING HER INTO POSING AS MARCIA COOPER AT P.C. NATIONAL BANK. IT'S MY GUESS THAT THAT'S HOW HE GOT ACCESS TO YOUR ACCOUNT THERE. JULIE: THAT TWO-FACED, LYING -- HE WAS IN HERE ASKING ABOUT MY MONEY. HE PROMISED TO HELP ME FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED TO MY MONEY, KNOWING FULL WELL HE STOLE IT! CHRIS: I ALWAYS TOLD YOU YOU COULDN'T TRUST FRANK. JULIE: OH. OH, LIKE YOU'RE SO HONEST AND ABOVE REPROACH? WHO'S THE WOMAN? CHRIS: I'D RATHER NOT SAY. I DON'T WANT TO GET HER IN ANY TROUBLE. JULIE: I KNOW WHY YOU CAME TODAY. YOU HATE FRANK, AND THIS IS YOUR OPPORTUNITY TO RAT HIM OUT. YOU PROBABLY DID CARTWHEELS ALL THE WAY OVER HERE. CHRIS: JULIE, I CAME DOWN HERE BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT YOU. AND I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU GET CHEATED THIS WAY. NOW, IF IT HADN'T BEEN FRANK, IF IT HAD BEEN ANYONE ELSE, I STILL WOULD BE HERE TRYING TO HELP YOU. JULIE: YOU MEAN THAT? CHRIS: YES. JULIE: YOU'RE ONLY LOOKING OUT FOR MY BEST INTERESTS. CHRIS: ABSOLUTELY -- YOU AND YOUR BABY. JULIE: THAT TAKES A TREMENDOUS LOAD OFF MY MIND. CHRIS: WELL, GOOD. JULIE: I WAS AFRAID YOU'D BE ANGRY AT ME. CHRIS: WHY WOULD I BE ANGRY? I MEAN, SURE, I'M TICKED OFF AT FRANK FOR STEALING YOUR MONEY, BUT -- JULIE: OH, I'M MAD AT FRANK FOR BETRAYING ME. BUT THE MONEY ISN'T IMPORTANT. CHRIS: OF COURSE IT IS, JULIE. I MEAN, YOU'RE GOING TO NEED THAT MONEY FOR YOUR BABY. JULIE: NO, I DON'T. THAT MONEY IS PITTANCE COMPARED TO WHAT I'M GOING TO MAKE. CHRIS: WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE? JULIE: I JUST GOT WORD FROM LEE BALDWIN. I THOUGHT THAT'S WHY YOU CAME OVER HERE. CHRIS: WORD ABOUT WHAT? JULIE: MY FATHER'S PATENT HAS BEEN APPROVED. CHRIS: WHAT -- WHAT PATENT? JULIE: FOR DL-56. MY FATHER FILED FOR A PATENT BEFORE YOU DID. LANCE PHARMACEUTICALS HAS BEEN NOTIFIED THAT YOUR PATENT PETITION IS NOT VALID. AND GUESS WHAT -- AS MY FATHER'S BENEFICIARY, I GET TO COLLECT ALL THE ROYALTIES FROM THE DRUG. NO HARD FEELINGS, I HOPE. CONCIERGE: ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, MR. BALDWIN? SCOTT: YEAH. I'LL BE FINE. CONCIERGE: PERHAPS YOU SHOULD SEE A DOCTOR. SCOTT: NO, NO. I'M OK. I'M OK. LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING -- HAS LUCY COE -- HAS SHE RETURNED TO THE HOTEL? CONCIERGE: HER ROOM KEY IS STILL HERE. SCOTT: SHE SHOULD HAVE BEEN BACK BY NOW. DO YOU HAVE ANY MESSAGES? CONCIERGE: NO, SIR. ARE YOU SURE THERE'S NOTHING I COULD DO FOR YOU? SCOTT: YEAH -- YOU COULD TURN THE CLOCK BACK. HOW ABOUT THAT? LUCY: HEY. HEY, HEY. EXCUSE ME. HI. EXCUSE ME. LISTEN, COULD YOU PERHAPS TELL ME WHERE THE NEAREST POLICE STATION IS, PLEASE? MAN: AFRAID NOT. LUCY: OH. LISTEN, I'M SORRY TO BOTHER YOU. I MUST LOOK A LITTLE STRANGE, BUT, YOU SEE, I WAS MUGGED. WELL, TECHNICALLY, I GUESS I WASN'T REALLY MUGGED. I MEAN, THIS GUY, HE SORT OF SNATCHED MY PURSE AND STOLE IT, YOU SEE? AND WHEN HE GRABBED IT, I SORT OF FELL INTO THIS WHOLE PILE OF GARBAGE. THAT'S WHY I LOOK LIKE THIS. AND I TWISTED MY ANKLE, AND I WAS GOING TO WALK BACK TO MY HOTEL, BUT I CAN'T NOW, AND -- I KNOW THE WAY YOU'RE LOOKING AT ME. BUT I REALLY -- I DON'T NORMALLY LOOK LIKE THIS, ACTUALLY. ACTUALLY, I REALLY LOOK A LOT BETTER MOST OF THE TIME, YOU SEE, BUT THIS ISN'T EVEN MY DRESS, REALLY. I DESIGN DRESSES. I DID THIS TELEVISION INTERVIEW, AND THAT'S -- THE DRESS WAS ON FOR THAT. AND I HAD A REAL SUIT -- YOU KNOW, I WAS DRESSED UP, AND THEN I SPILLED COFFEE ON IT, AND THEY TOOK IT TO THE CLEANERS FOR ME -- WHICH I DIDN'T TELL THEM THEY COULD HAVE MY PERMISSION TO DO THAT AT ALL. BUT ANYWAY, THEY MISPLACED IT, AND SO NOW -- OH, LOOK, I'M SORRY TO TAKE UP YOUR TIME, BUT I JUST WANT TO GO BACK TO MY HOTEL. AND SO I WAS WONDERING, COULD I HAVE CAB FARE? JUST A FEW DOLLARS TO MAKE IT BACK TO MY HOTEL? LOOK, I SWEAR -- PROMISE -- MY PURSE WAS REALLY, REALLY STOLEN. MAN: YEAH, SURE. WHY NOT? LUCY: OH! OH, BLESS YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH. AND I NEVER OWE ANYBODY ANYTHING. I WILL PAY YOU BACK. THANKS. THANK YOU. LISTEN, GIVE ME ONE OF YOUR BUSINESS CARDS, AND I WILL SEND YOU THE MONEY BACK. I'M A BUSINESSPERSON MYSELF, YOU KNOW. I OWN JACKS COSMETICS, ACTUALLY. MAN: OH, JACKS COSMETICS. WHY DOES THAT SOUND FAMILIAR? LUCY: WELL, JACKS COSMETICS HAPPENS TO BE THE THIRD LARGEST COMPANY FOR COSMETICS IN THE UNITED STATES. I ACTUALLY OWN IT. MY NAME IS LUCY COE. PERHAPS YOU'VE HEARD OF ME? MAN: YEAH, I HAVE HEARD OF YOU. LUCY: OH! MAN: YOU'RE THAT LADY THAT EXPLOITS LITTLE FOREIGN KIDS FOR PEANUTS TO MAKE SOME FANCY-SCHMANCY DRESSES. LUCY: NO, NO, NO. ACTUALLY, THAT'S -- WAIT. NO, THAT'S NOT TRUE. THAT'S A BUNCH OF LIES. MAN: YOU OUGHT TO BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF. LUCY: BUT IT'S NOT TRUE. IT'S A WICKED STORY, FABRICATED STORY. BUT REALLY, I -- I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG. CHICKEN VOILA! SEASONED, GRILLED CHICKEN BREAST, PASTA AND BIRDS EYE VEGETABLES, ALL IN ONE BAG. SO SIMPLE, IT ALMOST PREPARES ITSELF. HOW SWEET. YOU MADE DINNER. CHICKEN VOILA! BRING A LITTLE "WOW" TO YOUR TABLE.  NEUTROGENA HAND CREAM. DEVELOPED IN NORWAY FOR ARCTIC FISHERMEN... TO PROTECT THEIR HANDS. FIVE YEARS OF CLINICAL TESTS PROVE IT WORKS BETTER... AT RAPIDLY HEALING DRY SKIN AND AT RETAINING MOISTURE LONGER. THAT'S WHY IT'S TRUSTED BY DERMATOLOGISTS. NEUTROGENA HAND CREAM. IT WORKS BETTER. o?Ñ CHRIS: BENNETT DEVLIN COULDN'T POSSIBLY HAVE A PATENT ON DL-56. THAT'S CRAZY. JULIE: CONSIDERING WE'RE IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD CHOOSE ANOTHER WORD. CHRIS: JULIE, I BUSTED MY BUTT WORKING ON DL-56, ALL RIGHT? NOW, I COLLECTED THE DATA. I DID THE RESEARCH. I RAN ALL THE EXPERIMENTS. AND THEN I SOLD MY PATENT RIGHTS TO LANCE PHARMACEUTICALS. NOW, ANY ROYALTIES PAID OUT ARE GOING DIRECTLY INTO MY BANK ACCOUNT. JULIE: NOT ACCORDING TO THE PATENT OFFICE, THEY AREN'T. BESIDES, MY FATHER DID THE ORIGINAL RESEARCH. CHRIS: OH, THE HELL HE DID! KAREN WEXLER AND JAKE MARSHAK DID THE ORIGINAL RESEARCH. YOUR FATHER JUST PULLED RANK AT G.H. AND CONFISCATED THEIR NOTES. JULIE: IT'S A MOOT POINT NOW. I MEAN, HE WAS THE FIRST ONE CHRIS: LOOK, YOUR FATHER AND I -- WE WERE PARTNERS, OK? NOW, HE TOLD ME WE WEREN'T GOING TO FILE FOR A PATENT UNTIL AFTER THE DRUG WAS PERFECTED. JULIE: HE LIED! I MEAN, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT, WORKING FOR MY FATHER? CHRIS: WELL, WHY SHOULD YOU INHERIT IT? YOU MURDERED HIM. JULIE: UH-UH-UH, NOT ACCORDING TO THE 12 MEN AND WOMEN ON MY JURY. I WAS ACQUITTED, REMEMBER? CHRIS: YOU KNOW, LANCE WON'T LET YOU GET AWAY WITH THIS. THEY WILL FIGHT YOU. JULIE: ACTUALLY, LEE BALDWIN ALREADY MADE A DEAL FOR ME WITH THEM. IT SEEMS THEY WERE ANXIOUS TO KEEP QUIET THE FACT THAT YOU SUCKERED THEM INTO BUYING PHONY PATENT RIGHTS. CHRIS: HEY, I DID THE RESEARCH. I EARNED THAT PATENT. JULIE: DOES THIS MEAN YOU'RE TAKING BACK JULIE JR.'S BLANKET? SCOTT: HEY, MY PHONE UPSTAIRS ISN'T WORKING. CONCIERGE: I'LL HAVE IT TAKEN CARE OF RIGHT AWAY. SCOTT: OK, VERY GOOD. LISTEN, WHILE I WAS UPSTAIRS, DID ANYBODY CALL? CONCIERGE: NO. SCOTT: CAN I USE YOUR PHONE? CONCIERGE: OF COURSE. DIAL 9 TO GET OUT. SCOTT: OK. THANK YOU. [TELEPHONE RINGS] LEE: YEAH. BALDWIN RESIDENCE. SCOTT: YEAH, LEE, IT'S SCOTT. HAS LUCY CALLED THERE? LEE: NO. IS THERE A PROBLEM? SCOTT: WELL, I WAS GETTING THESE DOCUMENTS FROM THIS GUY I TOLD YOU ABOUT WHEN OUT OF NOWHERE, THESE GOONS SHOWED UP AND THEY WHACKED ME ON THE HEAD AND THEY STOLE THE PAPERS. LEE: SCOTT, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? SCOTT: WELL, I'LL LIVE. LISTEN, IF LUCY CALLS, FIND OUT WHERE SHE IS. I'LL CALL YOU BACK AS SOON AS I CAN GET A NEW CELL PHONE. MINE GOT MESSED UP BY THE GOONS. I THINK BORDISSO SENT THEM. THAT'S WHY I'M WORRIED ABOUT LUCY. LUCY: OH, HI. HI. EXCUSE ME. COULD I JUST HAVE SOME CHANGE, PLEASE? MAN: GET A JOB! LUCY: LISTEN, I HAVE A JOB. MAN: YEAH, RIGHT! LUCY: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. MY PURSE WAS STOLEN! OH. OH. OH, HI. HI. WOULD YOU JUST HAVE A COIN TO SPARE? I NEED CAB FARE, JUST BACK TO MY HOTEL SO I COULD CLEAN UP. OH. HI. EXCUSE ME -- DON'T PAY ANY ATTENTION TO WHAT I LOOK LIKE. I JUST NEED, LIKE, A PENNY, A NICKEL, ANYTHING SO I CAN GET BACK TO MY HOTEL AND CLEAN UP. BOY, LOOK -- LOOK AT YOU. THAT RED -- DID YOU PICK THAT OUT YOURSELF? YOU LOOK AWESOME. IT'S SO YOUTHFUL AND BLUSHFUL ON THOSE CHEEKS FROM THAT COLOR. OH. THANK YOU. WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU MUST TRULY BE IN TOUCH WITH YOUR PROSPERITY PRINCIPLE. DON'T YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU GIVE MONEY, GIVE IT OUT, YOU GET SOME BACK? YOU KNOW? WOMAN: YOU HEARD HER, GEORGE. DON'T YOU WANT TO BE PROSPEROUS? LUCY: YEAH. COME ON, GEORGE. THINK "MONEY, MONEY, MONEY." OH, THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH. TAKE THAT WOMAN HOME AND COVER HER WITH KISSES. YOU LOOK YOUTHFUL IN THAT RED. YES. HI. I HOPE YOU JUST WITNESSED WHAT WENT ON OVER THERE. YOU KNOW, THEY'RE IN TOUCH WITH THEIR PROSPERITY PRINCIPLE. I THINK YOU COULD BE, TOO. I MEAN, YOU KNOW, THE THING ABOUT YOU LET THE MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, FLOW THROUGH YOU, AND THEN IT DOESN'T GET STUCK, RIGHT? AND THEN YOU GET IT BACK. DON'T YOU SEE? GIVE ME MONEY, AND YOU'LL GET MONEY. YOU'LL GET RICH. GIVE ME A LITTLE MONEY, PLEASE, AND YOU'LL GET MONEY BACK TO YOU -- PLEASE. PLEASE. OH! OH. GEE, THANKS. THANK YOU. OH. 50, 75, 80, 85, 90, 95, A DOLLAR. A DOLLAR. ALMOST UP TO -- $1.20. MAY I HELP YOU? MAN: I'M JAMES. THIS IS MY CORNER. LUCY: OH. JAMES. IT'S A REALLY SWELL, LOVELY CORNER. JAMES: NOBODY WORKS MY CORNER BUT ME -- JAMES. LUCY: OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. I'M NOT WORKING YOUR CORNER. I'M JUST GETTING A LITTLE CHANGE, SEE, FOR MYSELF TO TAKE A CAB BACK TO MY HOTEL. I WOULD NEVER DREAM OF WORKING YOUR CORNER, JAMES. I'M GOING TO FIND ANOTHER CORNER. YOU KNOW, I THINK A DIFFERENT PART OF THE STREET WOULD BE GOOD FOR ME, RIGHT, JAMES? SO OFF I GO. JAMES: IT'S MY MONEY. LUCY: NO. NO, NO, NO. ACTUALLY, IT'S NOT. I WORKED VERY, VERY HARD FOR THIS MONEY. I NEED IT TO GET BACK TO THE HOTEL, SO I'M TAKING THIS MONEY, AND I'M GOING. JAMES: THIS IS MY CORNER! LUCY: I -- I -- I -- I'M LEAVING. MAN, THE FIRST TIME I LOOKED AT A PICTURE OF ME, I WAS LIKE WOW, WAYNE, WHAT HAPPENED ? I WAS FAT. I LOST OVER 50 POUNDS... ON THE SLIM-FAST PLAN. I FINALLY FOUND SOMETHING THAT WORKED FOR ME. IT'S EASY. IT TASTES GREAT. AND ONCE I LOST THE WEIGHT, MY ENERGY SKYROCKETED RIGHT THROUGH THE ROOF. IT MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD AFTER WORKING OUT. ALL THE BALANCED NUTRITION LIKE A HEALTHY MEAL. I LOOK AT LIFE TOTALLY DIFFERENT NOW. SLIM-FAST. EVERYDAY: ANYBODY CAN DO IT IF I CAN DO IT. TO CELEBRATE THE LAUNCH OF OUR EVERYDAY GARDEN FURNITURE COLLECTION, KMART SUGGESTED A POOL PARTY. WITH SO MANY STYLES, THAT'S ONE BIG POOL. HERE'S OUR VICTORIA SET. SOUTH BEACH CAFE. ASPEN BENCHES, KEY WEST, LA JOLLA. TEN DIFFERENT STYLES AND SO MUCH MORE. OKAY, GIRLS. SEE THE NEW EVERYDAY GARDEN FURNITURE. NOW AT KMART. HONEY, HAND ME THE DIAPER BAG. - I THOUGHT YOU TOOK IT. - NO. üü [ Country-Style Banjo ] HOPE HE DOESN'T GET ANY IDEAS. üü [ Tempo Slows ] üü [ Up-Tempo ] [ Announcer ] THESE NEW LUVS HAVE TRIPLE LAYER PROTECTION TO HELP STOP LEAKS. SO FAR, SO GOOD. NEW LUVS-- THREE LAYERS, MAYBE ONE LESS WORRY. HONEY, HAND ME THE KEYS. KEYS ? [ Woman ] WHEN I COME HOME FROM WORK, I JUST WANT TO PLAY WITH SAM, NOT BE A DISCIPLINARIAN. BUT HE'S GOT THIS SECURITY BLANKET, AND I KNOW IT'S TIME HE GIVES IT UP. HE DRAGS IT EVERYWHERE. BY THE END OF THE DAY, I CRINGE WHEN I THINK ABOUT WHAT'S CRAWLING ON IT. EEW. [ Announcer ] FINALLY, THERE'S A DETERGENT THAT DOES MORE THAN CLEAN, IT SANITIZES, NEW TIDE WITH BLEACH, THE ONLY DETERGENT THAT KILLS 99.9% OF BACTERIA. [ Woman ] AS LONG AS HE GETS RID OF IT BEFORE HE GOES TO THE PROM. YOU CAN'T BLAME 'EM. THEY TRY. BUT WHAT DOES A GUY KNOW ABOUT A PERIOD ? HE SAYS, "TAKE TYLENOL." IT'S NOT ENOUGH. I NEED MIDOL. FOR THE CRAMPS, HEADACHE, MAJOR-LEAGUE BLOATING, MIDOL'S JUST AS STRONG ON PAIN, BUT IT DOES MORE THAN ADVIL OR TYLENOL... BECAUSE IT'S GOT SOMETHING EXTRA TO FIGHT BLOATING AND FATIGUE TOO. I WIN. MUST BE THE RENTED SHOES. WOMAN: OK, THAT'S IT. THANKS. BYE. SCOTT: REMEMBER ME? I'M LOOKING FOR LUCY COE? WOMAN: YES. MR. BALDWIN. WE SPOKE ON THE PHONE. MS. COE LEFT A WHILE AGO. SCOTT: DID SHE COME BACK HERE? WOMAN: NO. LIKE I TOLD YOU, SHE SAID SHE WAS GOING STRAIGHT TO HER HOTEL. SCOTT: WELL, SHE DIDN'T SHOW UP THERE. WOMAN: MAYBE SHE WENT TO THE DRY CLEANER'S. SCOTT: WHY WOULD SHE GO TO THE DRY CLEANER'S? WOMAN: WELL, REMEMBER, SHE SPILLED COFFEE ON HER SUIT, AND SO I TOOK HER CLOTHES TO THE DRY CLEANER'S AROUND THE CORNER, AND MAYBE SHE WENT TO CHECK ON HER CLOTHES. SCOTT: WHAT WAS SHE WEARING WHEN SHE LEFT HERE? WOMAN: THE DRESS FROM THE SERENA LINE. SCOTT: OK. LISTEN, I GOT TO RETRACE HER FOOTSTEPS HERE. WHAT EXIT DID SHE USE? WOMAN: THE SOUTH EXIT. SCOTT: OK, WELL, WHY DON'T YOU COME SHOW ME? COME ON. CHRIS: YES? WOMAN: CHRIS RAMSEY? CHRIS: YOU GOT HIM. WOMAN: BRITTANY MICHAELS. I'VE BEEN SENT OVER BY LANCE PHARMACEUTICALS. CHRIS: I SAID I WANTED TO SEE DARREN LEOPOLD. THIS IS A LEGAL MATTER. BRITTANY: MR. LEOPOLD IS NO LONGER WITH THE COMPANY. CHRIS: AND WHY NOT? BRITTANY: HE WAS FIRED. ARE YOU GOING TO INVITE ME IN, OR DO YOU WANT TO HAVE THIS DISCUSSION IN THE HALLWAY? CHRIS: I WENT TO SEE JULIE DEVLIN AT FERNCLIFF TODAY. NOW, I KNOW SHE'S NOT EXACTLY SANE, SO I'LL TAKE WHAT SHE SAYS WITH A GRAIN OF SALT. BUT SHE'S MAKING A WILD CLAIM THAT SHE HAS THE PATENT RIGHTS ON DL-56. BRITTANY: UNFORTUNATELY FOR THE BOTH OF US, THAT CLAIM IS NOT AS WILD AS YOU THINK. CHRIS: NO. I'M AFRAID IT'S A LOAD OF CRAP IS WHAT IT IS. YOU SEE, I DID THE RESEARCH. THAT PATENT BELONGS TO ME. NOW, YOU NEED TO TAKE IMMEDIATE LEGAL ACTION. BRITTANY: AS A MATTER OF FACT, WE ARE. CHRIS: WELL, GOOD. WHAT'S THIS? BRITTANY: A NOTICE DEMANDING REPAYMENT FROM YOU. CHRIS: REPAYMENT FOR WHAT? BRITTANY: LANCE PHARMACEUTICAL PAID YOU FOR PATENT RIGHTS YOU NEVER OWNED. CHRIS: THE HELL I DIDN'T! LOOK, LANCE PHARMACEUTICALS WOULDN'T HAVE THIS DRUG IF IT WASN'T FOR ME. I PUT MY CAREER ON THE LINE FOR YOU PEOPLE. I DON'T OWE YOU A DAMN THING. BRITTANY: BENNETT DEVLIN'S APPLICATION FOR A PATENT PREDATES YOURS OVER FOUR MONTHS. THE PATENT OFFICE HAS AWARDED THE RIGHTS TO THE DEVLIN ESTATE. CHRIS: THEN WHY WASN'T I TOLD THAT THE RIGHTS WERE BEING CONTESTED? BRITTANY: BECAUSE WE WANTED TO KEEP THE EMBARRASSMENT LEVEL FOR THE FIRM TO A MINIMUM. WE DON'T LIKE BEING TAKEN FOR A RIDE, MR. RAMSEY, NOR DO WE TAKE KINDLY TO A DOCTOR WHO TRIES TO SELL US A PIG IN A POKE. NOW, WE'RE NOT ASKING FOR ANY INTEREST OR PENALTY FEES. CHRIS: OH, GEE, THAT'S MIGHTY BIG OF YOU. BRITTANY: BUT WE DO WANT OUR MONEY BACK. FIGHT US ON THIS, AND WE'LL SUE YOU, NOT ONLY FOR REPAYMENT, BUT PUNITIVE DAMAGES AS WELL. YOU'LL BE SIGNING YOUR PAYCHECK OVER TO LANCE FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS. I'LL BE IN TOUCH. [TELEPHONE RINGS] CHRIS: WHAT? JULIE: HEY, CHRIS. HOW YOU DOING? CHRIS: WHAT DO YOU WANT? JULIE: NOW, DON'T BE MAD. EVENING VISITING HOURS AREN'T OVER UNTIL 9:00. I WANT YOU TO COME BACK AND SEE ME. CHRIS: AND WHY SHOULD I, JULIE? JULIE: BECAUSE I HAVE A PROPOSITION TO MAKE. SCOTT: HEY. WHOA. SORRY ABOUT THAT. LET ME JUST ASK YOU SOMETHING, ALL RIGHT, REAL QUICK HERE. HAVE YOU SEEN THIS WOMAN? VENDOR: NO. SCOTT: ARE YOU SURE? NOW, SHE WAS PROBABLY WEARING SOME SORT OF A PINK FLOWING KIND OF GOWN. VENDOR: SORRY. I JUST GOT HERE. SCOTT: SORRY. EXCUSE ME. HI. HAVE YOU SEEN THIS WOMAN? WOMAN: NO. SCOTT: NO. JAMES: HEY, YOU GOT SOME SPARE CHANGE, CUP OF COFFEE? SCOTT: YEAH. SURE. HERE YOU GO. LISTEN, HEY, YOU SEEN HER? YOU HAVEN'T SEEN HER? JAMES: NO. SCOTT: NO? YOU'RE POSITIVE YOU HAVEN'T SEEN HER? JAMES: MAYBE THE ALIENS GOT HER. SCOTT: ALIENS? JAMES: I DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY'RE FROM, BUT THEY GOT ME ONCE. THEY UNSCREWED THE TOP OF MY HEAD, THEY DIDDLED WITH MY BRAIN, AND -- SCOTT: YEAH. HAPPENED TO ME ONCE, TOO. AH, COME ON, LUCY, WHERE ARE YOU?