pc sept 8 EVE: DON'T INSULT ME, GARCIA. I AM NOT ABOUT TO STICK A SHOEBOX FULL OF CYANIDE BEHIND SOME BASEBOARD WITH MY FINGERPRINTS ALL OVER IT. GARCIA: I CAN CERTAINLY SEE WHY YOU'D DENY IT. EVE: LISTEN, I WAS ALREADY LIVING WITH CHRIS WHEN DR. MAY WAS KILLED -- NOT WITH THE SCANLONS. GARCIA: IT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN TOO DIFFICULT FOR YOU TO SNEAK IN AND PLANT EVIDENCE. JOE: DID YOU FIND ANY PRINTS ON THE STUFF INSIDE THE BOX? GARCIA: NEITHER THE NEEDLES NOR THE VIALS OF CYANIDE HAD ANY PRINTS ON THEM. JOE: WELL, DON'T YOU THINK THAT'S A LITTLE WEIRD? GARCIA: SOMEONE COULD HAVE VERY EASILY WIPED THE NEEDLES AND VIAL CLEAN AND FORGOTTEN ABOUT THE BOX. EVE: OR SOMEONE COULD HAVE VERY EASILY BEEN SETTING ME UP. GARCIA: JUST LIKE THE BOTTLE OF MORPHINE THAT WAS FOUND IN YOUR MEDICAL BAG, RIGHT, EVE? EVE: YES, EXACTLY. WHO AROUND HERE IS TRYING TO GET HIS GIRLFRIEND OUT OF JAIL? JOE: WHOA, WAIT A SECOND. YOU DON'T ACTUALLY BELIEVE THAT FRANK DID THIS? EVE: YOU WANT TO BET? LUCY: I WANT TO MAKE KEVIN SO JEALOUS THAT HIS HEAD SPINS. AND IN ORDER TO DO THAT, I THINK WE NEED TO FIND ME THE PERFECT DATE. VICTOR: WELL, I'D OFFER MY OWN SERVICES, OF COURSE, BUT THE FATHER-SON COMPETITIVE THING WOULD PROBABLY MUDDY THE WATER, SO, PRESENT COMPANY EXCEPTED, WHO IS YOUR PERFECT DATE? LUCY: ALL RIGHT. ASIDE FROM YOU -- OF COURSE -- HE'S GOT TO BE TALL, RIGHT? TALL. OF COURSE, TALL, AT LEAST 6'2". AND HANDSOME -- VERY, VERY HANDSOME. AND DARK, AND HE'S GOT TO HAVE BEDROOM EYES. VICTOR: AHA. GOT IT. LUCY: AND NO GYM BOY. YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T WANT ONE OF THOSE MUSCLE-BOUND GEEK KIND OF GUYS. WE NEED SOMEBODY HIGHLY, HIGHLY INTELLIGENT BECAUSE THAT'S THE ONLY WAY THAT KEVIN WOULD BE THREATENED, YOU KNOW, ON A GUT LEVEL. VICTOR: WHAT ELSE? LUCY: LET ME THINK, LET ME THINK. COMPASSIONATE AND CARING AND GIVING AND ARTICULATE AND VERY CREATIVE. VERY, VERY CREATIVE. VICTOR: WELL, THIS HAS GOT TO BE QUITE A LIST. LET'S TALLY IT UP A MOMENT HERE. LUCY: OK. OK. SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK? WHO WOULD MAKE MY PERFECT DATE? VICTOR: WELL, ACCORDING TO THIS, THE PERFECT PERSON TO MAKE KEVIN JEALOUS WOULD BE KEVIN. LUCY: OOPS. [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION] JOE: FRANK. HEY, LISTEN, I TALKED TO GARCIA. HE EXAMINED THAT BOX THAT NEIL FOUND IN EVE'S OLD ROOM LAST NIGHT. THAT VIAL IN IT CONTAINED CYANIDE. FRANK: CYANIDE. THAT WAS USED TO KILL DR. MAY. DID THEY FIND ANY PRINTS ON THE BOX? JOE: NEIL'S AND EVE'S. FRANK: I KNEW THAT SHE WAS MIXED UP IN THIS SOMEHOW. JOE: YEAH, WELL, SHE TOLD GARCIA THAT YOU PLANTED THE BOX TO INCRIMINATE HER. FRANK: OH, GARCIA'S SMART ENOUGH TO KNOW THAT THAT IS A CROCK. JOE: ISN'T IT POSSIBLE THAT THAT BOX BELONGS TO JULIE? FRANK: NO, IT'S NOT. WHAT KIND OF A STUPID QUESTION IS THAT? JOE: ALL RIGHT, WHAT ABOUT LARK? FRANK: IF LARK WAS GOING TO SET ANYONE UP, IT WOULD BE JULIE, NOT EVE. JOE: WELL, MAYBE LARK DIDN'T KNOW THAT EVE'S FINGERPRINTS WERE ON THE BOX. FRANK: THE REASON EVE'S FINGERPRINTS ARE ON THE BOX IS BECAUSE IT'S EVE'S BOX AND EVE'S CYANIDE. VICTOR: MONK IS SIGNING ME OUT AS WE SPEAK. DID YOU CALL MR. NEARLY-AS-PERFECT-AS-I-AM? WELL, KEEP TRYING. I AM DETERMINED THAT THE COE-COLLINS LOVE BOAT WILL SET SAIL EVEN IF I HAVE TO PADDLE IT MYSELF. [KNOCK ON DOOR] VICTOR: UH -- AND SEE THAT YOU DO FOR THE NEXT TIME. THE INCOMPETENT LAUNDRY DEPARTMENT. HOW COULD THEY NOT HAVE HEARD OF FABRIC SOFTENER WITH ALL THE SHEETS THEY HAVE HERE? KEVIN: UNBELIEVABLE. IT'S A GOOD THING YOU'RE CLEAR TO COME HOME AND SLEEP ON EGYPTIAN COTTON. VICTOR: OH. LUCY. LUCY BOUGHT THOSE SHEETS. VICTOR: SHE SPOILED ME ROTTEN. KEVIN: OH, YES, SHE DID. VICTOR: IT'S ALMOST NOT WORTH COMING HOME TO AN EMPTY LIGHTHOUSE. KEVIN: WELL, I PROMISE YOU, VICTOR, I CAN OPEN A CATALOG WITH THE BEST OF THEM. VICTOR: BUT CAN YOU IMPULSE BUY? KEVIN: VICTOR, I AM NOT GOING THROUGH THIS SONG AND DANCE WITH YOU AGAIN. LUCY AND I ARE OVER, WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. VICTOR: OH, ALL RIGHT. IF THE TWO OF YOU WANT TO RUIN YOUR LIVES, THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO TO STOP YOU. I TRIED TO TALK SOME SENSE INTO LUCY EARLIER, BUT WOULD SHE LISTEN? OH, NO. SHE INSISTS THAT IT'S TIME FOR HER TO START DATING AGAIN. AS IF IT WEREN'T OBVIOUS THAT SHE'S ON THE REBOUND. KEVIN: SHE'S DATING? VICTOR: THAT'S ABSURD. I MEAN, WHO COULD POSSIBLY IMAGINE THAT SOME CASUAL, LIGHTHEARTED FUN WOULD POSSIBLY MEND A BROKEN HEART? KEVIN: WELL, SHE SHOULD DO WHATEVER MAKES HER HAPPY. VICTOR: EXACTLY WHAT I SAID TO HER. YOU KNOW, I DON'T FEEL LIKE GOING HOME JUST YET. WHAT SAY WE STOP FOR A BITE TO EAT? I'M REALLY STARVING. KEVIN: I THINK THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. VICTOR: WE COULD GO TO THE GRILL. OOH -- OH, NO, NO. LUCY LIVES IN THE HOTEL. WE DON'T WANT TO RUN INTO HER. HOW ABOUT ITALIAN? KEVIN: FINE. HOW ABOUT MARIO'S? VICTOR: PERFECT CHOICE. LUCY: ELLEN. HI. ARE YOU OFF DUTY? ELLEN: YEAH. YEAH, FINALLY. YOU KNOW, I HAVE BEEN HERE FOR 14 HOURS, AND I AM BEAT. I AM GOING HOME TO MY BIG, BEAUTIFUL BED. LUCY: WELL, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. I JUST WANT TO ASK YOU ONE ITTY-BITTY LITTLE FAVOR. ELLEN: WHAT IS IT? LUCY: WELL, BEFORE I ASK YOU, I WANT YOU TO KNOW SOMETHING. I WANT YOU TO -- GO AHEAD, IT'S OK WITH ME. IF I ASK YOU THIS FAVOR AND YOU DISREGARD COMPLETELY THE FACT THAT I SAVED YOUR LIFE -- BECAUSE IF YOU WANT TO SAY NO, YOU CAN HAVE A CLEAR CONSCIENCE AND NOT FEEL GUILTY ABOUT IT, EVEN THOUGH I REALLY NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE IN THIS LIFE-AND-DEATH VENTURE -- ELLEN: I THOUGHT THIS WAS ITTY-BITTY. LUCY: WELL, IT IS, ACTUALLY, IT IS, BECAUSE MOST OF THE TIME, YOU COULD SIT THERE WITH YOU FEET UP -- MOST OF THE TIME. ELLEN: LUCY, GET TO THE POINT BEFORE I PUT MY HEAD ON THE DESK AND START CUTTING Zs RIGHT HERE. LUCY: OK, OK, LISTEN TO ME. YOU KNOW THAT I LOVE KEVIN MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WHOLE WORLD. KEVIN IS MY HEART, HE'S MY HOME, AND HE'S WHERE I REALLY BELONG. AND I JUST CAN'T LET OUR RELATIONSHIP JUST GO. I MEAN, THAT WOULDN'T BE RIGHT. ELLEN: WELL, WHAT DO YOU INTEND TO DO? LUCY: WELL, I WANT TO SHOW KEVIN HOW MUCH HE STILL REALLY CARES ABOUT ME, SO I ASKED THIS PLATONIC -- REALLY, STRICTLY BUSINESS -- KIND OF FRIEND GUY TO GO OUT ON A DATE WITH ME TO MAKE KEVIN JEALOUS. ELLEN: OH, LUCY, I THINK THAT THAT IS THE WORST IDEA I'VE HEARD IN A LONG TIME. LUCY: NO, IT'S NOT. IT IS FOR KEVIN'S OWN GOOD. ANYWAY, LOOK AT ME. MY PLATONIC, DEAR FRIEND CANCELED ON ME AT THE LAST MINUTE. NOW MY WHOLE PLAN IS JUST KAPUTTY-KAPUTTY, AND I NEED YOUR HELP TO MAKE KEVIN REALLY JEALOUS. ELLEN: WAIT A MINUTE. ARE YOU ASKING OUT ON A DATE? LUCY: EW, NO. NO, HEAVENS, NO. I WOULDN'T -- NO, NO, I'M JUST -- I'M ASKING FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE. I WANT TO FAKE A DATE, AND I NEED YOUR HELP IN SETTING THE STAGE. ELLEN: LISTEN, TELL ME SOMETHING. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE NEW, IMPROVED, SCHEME-FREE LUCY? LUCY: OH -- WELL, THIS ISN'T A SCHEME. THIS REALLY IS NOT A SCHEME. THIS IS -- IT'S KIND OF LIKE A COSMIC TEST, YOU KNOW, ON A TRANSCENDENT LEVEL. THE POINT IS, IS IF I FIND OUT THAT KEVIN STILL LOVES ME, THEN IT'LL ALL BE WORTH IT, RIGHT? IF HE'S JEALOUS, THEN HE STILL CARES. IF HE DOESN'T ACT JEALOUS, THEN HE DOESN'T STILL LOVE ME AND I WILL JUST GO ON ON MY MERRY LITTLE WAY. ELLEN: MM-HMM, AND YOU WILL LEAVE HIM ALONE? LUCY: WELL, YEAH. I GUESS I'D HAVE TO. I'M NOT GOING TO CHASE AFTER SOMEBODY WHO DOESN'T LOVE ME. I MEAN, I DO HAVE MY PRIDE. ELLEN: YEAH, I HADN'T NOTICED. LUCY: OH, COME ON, ELLEN. HE DOES STILL CARE ABOUT ME. HE REALLY DOES. AND WHAT YOU'LL BE DOING IS REUNITING KEVIN WITH THE WOMAN HE LOVES, NOT TO MENTION BRINGING OUT ALL THE TRUTH AND JUSTICE THERE IS IN THE WORLD. ELLEN: YOU KNOW, WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO SAY NEXT IS THAT, IF I REFUSE, I'M TRAMPLING ON BASEBALL AND APPLE PIE. LUCY: YEAH. YEAH. SO IT'S ALL SET, RIGHT? ELLEN: WELL, I -- LUCY: YES! YES! FABULOUS. COME ON, IT'LL BE FUN, I PROMISE, AND NOTHING, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ILL GO WRONG. ELLEN: BUT I HAVEN'T HAD ANY SLEEP IN -- LUCY: IT'S GOING TO BE GREAT. TRUST ME. TRUST ME. KEVIN: FRESH MANICOTTI THIS EVENING. VICTOR: SOUNDS GOOD. KEVIN: WHY ARE YOU SO PREOCCUPIED? VICTOR: I'M NOT. I'M JUST SOAKING UP THE SIGHTS AFTER BEING COOPED UP IN THAT DREARY HOSPITAL. KEVIN: THE SPECIAL TONIGHT IS OSSO BUCO. I DON'T THINK I'VE HAD THAT SINCE WE WERE IN ROME. DON'T THINK I EVER WILL AGAIN. LUCY: GOOD EVENING, MARIO. MARIO: HELLO, MISS COE. IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU. LUCY: WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. I AM HERE TO MEET MR. GRANT. MARIO: YES, WE HAVE YOUR RESERVATION. I HAVE THE BEST TABLE IN THE HOUSE FOR YOU, ALL RIGHT? LUCY: OH, WELL, THANK YOU SO MUCH. MARIO: YOU'RE WELCOME. THERE YOU GO. LUCY: THANK YOU. VICTOR: OH, GOOD HEAVENS. LOOK WHO'S HERE. KEVIN: GREAT. ü MIRROR, MIRROR ON THE WALL ü ü BEWITCH, BEJEWEL, BEDAZZLE ü ü OH, WITH COLORS OUT OF FAIRY TALES ü ü SMOKY TOPAZ LIPS ü ü PEACOCK NAILS ü ü PLUM FAIRY ü ü IS IT TRUE ü ü OR MAGIC ü ü UNDER THE SPELL OF YOU ü ü ENCHANTED FACE ENCHANTED WORLD ü ü EASY, BREEZY, BEAUTIFUL ü ü COVER GIRL üü O.K., CHARLIE, TIME FOR BED. I'M NOT KIDDING, MISTER. CHARLES, I'M REALLY NOT KIDDING. WITH DOUBLE THE CREME... I AM COUNTING TO 10. IT'S DOUBLE THE LILILILILILILILI1--2... ONLY FROM OREO. ÑÑ YOU ALREADY KNOW HOW IMPORTANT CALCIUM IS FOR YOUR BONES, BUT DID YOU KNOW THAT 85 PERCENT OF WOMEN STILL DON'T GET ENOUGH ? SO START YOUR DAY WITH TOTAL. IT'S THE ONLY LEADING CEREAL... THAT'S AN EXCELLENT SOURCE OF CALCIUM, EVEN BEFORE ADDING MILK. IN FACT, TOTAL HAS MORE CALCIUM THAN THE MILK ITSELF. NO OTHER LEADING CEREAL COMES CLOSE. SIMPLE. LOW FAT. DELICIOUS. SO GOOD, YOU CAN FEEL IT IN YOUR BONES. TOTAL, TOTAL RAISIN BRAN, TOTAL CORN FLAKES. JOE: HEY. KAREN: THERE YOU ARE. I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE YOU LEFT FOR WORK THIS MORNING. JOE: OH, I HAD SUCH A LOUSY DAY. I WISH I WOULD HAVE STAYED IN BED WITH YOU. KAREN: THAT MAKES TWO OF US. SO WHAT HAPPENED TO MAKE YOUR DAY SO LOUSY? JOE: WELL, GARCIA GOT BACK THE RESULTS ON THAT BOX THAT NEIL FOUND LAST NIGHT. THERE WAS CYANIDE IN THE VIAL, AND EVE'S FINGERPRINTS WERE ALL OVER THE BOX. KAREN: CYANIDE? DID ANYONE TALK TO EVE ABOUT IT? JOE: YEAH, AND EVE CLAIMS THEY'RE NOT HERS, THAT FRANK OR SOMEONE IS TRYING TO SET HER UP. KAREN: WHY WOULD FRANK DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT? JOE: TO GET JULIE OFF. LOOK, I THINK IT MAKES MORE SENSE TO ASSUME THAT IF IT IS A SETUP, KAREN, THAT JULIE DID DO IT. AND I'M SORRY, I KNOW THAT YOU THINK SHE'S INNOCENT -- KAREN: YES, I DO. SHE'S MY FRIEND. I'M STICKING BY HER. JOE: AND YOU KNOW WHAT? YOUR LOYALTY IS COMMENDABLE. BUT THERE'S A BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND THE WAY YOU'RE SUPPORTING JULIE THAN FRANK RUNNING AROUND ACCUSING EVE OR ANYBODY THAT ISN'T JULIE. KAREN: OF COURSE HE DOESN'T THINK SHE'S GUILTY. HE KNOWS HER BETTER THAN ANY OF US. JOE: WELL, IF JULIE IS INNOCENT, THEN WHY HASN'T THERE BEEN ANY KILLING SINCE SHE'S BEEN IN JAIL? LUCY: OH, WONDERFUL, THANK YOU. VICTOR: LUCY'S PROBABLY MEETING HER DATE HERE. KEVIN: PROBABLY. VICTOR: DOESN'T SHE LOOK RAVISHING TONIGHT? KEVIN: WOULD YOU PASS THE PARMESAN? VICTOR: SHE MUST HAVE GONE TO A LOT OF TROUBLE FOR THIS FELLOW. KEVIN: HOW'S YOUR FOOD? VICTOR: I HAVEN'T TASTED IT. I'M FEASTING MY EYES. KEVIN: VICTOR, WE CAME TO MARIO'S TO AVOID LUCY. NOW THAT SINCE FATE HAS DECIDED THAT SHE WALK IN HERE, THE LEAST WE CAN DO IS GET THROUGH OUR DINNER. LUCY: OH, WELL -- VICTOR: GOOD EVENING. LUCY: GOOD EVENING, GENTLEMEN. KEVIN: GOOD EVENING. VICTOR: YOU LOOK LOVELY TONIGHT. MONK AND I WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT THAT. WEREN'T WE, MONK? LUCY: OH. KEVIN: YOU LOOK VERY NICE. LUCY: WELL, THANK YOU. THAT'S VERY SWEET OF YOU TO SAY. PLEASE, PLEASE, I DON'T WANT TO DISTURB YOUR MEAL. I WAS JUST PASSING BY AND I THOUGHT I'D BETTER STOP. I DIDN'T WANT TO BE RUDE. I DIDN'T THINK WE SHOULD BE AVOIDING EACH OTHER OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. KEVIN: NO, NO. IT'S A SMALL TOWN. OF COURSE NOT. VICTOR: ARE YOU HERE TO MEET THAT FRIEND YOU WERE TELLING ME ABOUT? LUCY: OH, YES, YES. AS A MATTER OF FACT, I AM, SO I BETTER GET GOING. I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR MEAL. KEVIN: YOU, TOO. LUCY: TA. KES, WAKE UP. IT'S ALMOST TIME FOR THE CHANGE. IT'S TIME. IT'S TIME. LISTEN, I PASSED BY KEVIN'S TABLE. HIS EYE WAS TWITCHING, SO IT'S WORKING. ELLEN: OH, YEAH, THAT TWITCHING EYE. YOU KNOW, THAT'S A DEAD GIVEAWAY EVERY TIME. LUCY: HEY, I KNOW KEVIN A LOT BETTER -- OW! -- THAN YOU DO. AND LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING -- THE GREEN-EYED MONSTER IS DEFINITELY -- ELLEN: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, TURN THIS WAY. LUCY: OK -- PAYING HIM A VISIT. LISTEN TO ME -- HE'S DEFINITELY JEALOUS. WE JUST GOT TO GET THIS SUIT ON AND GET ME OUT OF THERE. ELLEN: WELL, LET'S GET THESE TWO LOVELIES BANDAGED TIGHT NOW. LUCY: OK, LISTEN TO ME. I CAN'T BELIEVE I -- AH! -- COULDN'T GET A DATE, YOU KNOW. DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE THAT MAYBE THAT MEANS I'M LOSING MY TOUCH? ELLEN and LUCY: NAH. LUCY: OH! [PIANO PLAYS] LUCY: [DEEP VOICE] I'M DOUG. DOUG GRANT. HOW ABOUT THEM YANKEES, HUH? ELLEN: UM, I JUST DON'T THINK THIS IS EVER GOING TO WORK. LUCY: [NORMAL VOICE] JUST WATCH ME. AHEM. VICTOR: YOU'RE FINISHED? YOU DIDN'T EAT ANYTHING. KEVIN: I HAD A BIG LUNCH. VICTOR: WELL, PASS IT ON OVER. I'M STARVING. KEVIN: YOU JUST POLISHED OFF A PLATE OF LASAGNA. VICTOR: WELL, I -- I HAVEN'T HAD ANYTHING BUT HOSPITAL FOOD IN A LONG TIME. I'M GOING TO TAKE FULL ADVANTAGE. LUCY: [DEEP VOICE] HEY. MARIO: HELLO. HOW ARE YOU? LUCY: I'M DOUG GRANT. I'M HERE TO MEET MISS COE. MARIO: HELLO, MR. GRANT. LUCY: HEY. MARIO: WE HAVE YOUR RESERVATION. TABLE'S RIGHT OVER HERE. LUCY: OH, GREAT, GREAT. HEY, HOW ABOUT THEM YANKEES, HUH? MARIO: THEY'RE DOING GREAT. LUCY: YEAH. THANKS. VICTOR: I THINK THAT FELLOW IN THE ARMANI SUIT IS LUCY'S DATE. FRANK: NICE NIGHT. EVE: ARE YOU GOING TO BE STALKING ME AGAIN, FRANK? BECAUSE I'D LIKE TO PLAN MY EVENING.YOU KNOW. I HEAR PARANOIA IS A SIGN OF A GUILTY CONSCIENCE. EVE: GO AWAY, OR I WILL GET A COURT ORDER OF PROTECTION AGAINST YOU. FRANK: WHAT'S WRONG, EVE? NERVOUS I'M CLOSING IN ON YOU? EVE: ANYONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD BE NERVOUS AROUND YOU, FRANK. YOUR GRIP ON REALITY HAS SLIPPED. FRANK: THERE'S NO NEED TO BE SCARED. I JUST WANTED TO THANK YOU FOR LEAVING YOUR PRINTS ON THAT BOX. YOU'RE MAKING MY JOB A HECK OF A LOT EASIER. EVE: I'M SMARTER THAN THAT, FRANK, AND YOU KNOW IT. FRANK: OH, COME ON. HOW ELSE DID THAT BOX GET IN YOUR OLD ROOM, HMM? EVE: OH, YOU OR PRINCESS JULIE PUT IT THERE. FRANK: NO, EVE, WE DIDN'T. AND IF YOU ASK ME, THIS IS SOME TWISTED SORT OF PAYBACK BECAUSE JULIE'S OLD MAN WENT BACK TO HOME AND HEARTH AND DUMPED YOU. EVE: FRANK, IT WAS THE OTHER WAY AROUND. FRANK: OH, SURE IT WAS. EVE: ALL RIGHT, STOP IT, FRANK. I MAY HAVE BEEN AFRAID OF YOU LAST NIGHT, BUT I AM NOT NOW. I'M READY FOR YOU. LEAVE ME ALONE, OR THEY'LL FIND MY FINGERPRINTS AROUND YOUR NECK. FRANK: DON'T MAKE PROMISES YOU CAN'T KEEP. EVE: I DON'T. REMEMBER THAT. DETERGENTS WITH BLEACHING ACTION. THEY CAN FADE COLORS. BUT THERE IS AN ALTERNATIVE. CHEER WITH BLEACH ALTERNATIVE. IT'S BETTER AT PROTECTING COLORS THAN LEADING REGULAR DETERGENTS WITH BLEACHING ACTION. AND IT'S ONE STRONG CLEANER. ALL-COLOR CHEER WITH BLEACH ALTERNATIVE. Woman: WHEN I HAVE A MIGRAINE, I OFTEN WONDER IF THE PAIN WILL EVER GO AWAY. BUT NOW I CAN BREAK THROUGH THAT PAIN WITH IMITREX NASAL SPRAY. Announcer: ONE QUICK SPRAY BREAKS THROUGH THE PAIN OF MOST KINDS OF MIGRAINES, THE RELATED NAUSEA AND SENSITIVITY TO LIGHT... WITHOUT DROWSY SIDE EFFECTS. SO I STAY ALERT AND ACTIVE. IMITREX ISN'T FOR EVERYONE. IF YOU HAVE CERTAIN TYPES OF HEART OR BLOOD VESSEL DISEASE OR UNCONTROLLED BLOOD PRESSURE, YOU SHOULDN'T TAKE IMITREX. VERY RARELY, CERTAIN PEOPLE, EVEN SOME WITHOUT HEART DISEASE, HAVE HAD SERIOUS HEART-RELATED PROBLEMS. SO TALK TO YOUR DOCTOR, ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE RISK FACTORS FOR HEART DISEASE, LIKE SMOKING, HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE, OR HIGH CHOLESTEROL, OR IF YOU'RE PREGNANT, NURSING, OR TAKING MEDICATIONS. CALL... FOR PRODUCT INFORMATION AND A FREE TRIAL OF IMITREX NASAL SPRAY OR TABLETS. IT LETS ME STAY ALERT AND ACTIVE. ASK YOUR DOCTOR ABOUT IMITREX-- THE MOST PRESCRIBED MIGRAINE MEDICINE IN THE U.S. Man on P.A.: Stop by Aisle 5 for Clairol's Herbal Essences. It takes you where no shampoo has... GONE BEFORE. ( woman moaning and laughing ) WITH ALL NATURAL BOTANICALS AND ORGANIC HERBS IN PURE MOUNTAIN WATER. YES! IT WILL LEAVE YOUR HAIR LOOKING BEAUTIFUL. YES! YES! IF YOU THINK THAT'S GREAT... TRY THE BODY WASH. ( giggling ) Clairol's Herbal Essences. VICTOR: HE'S KIND OF A SCRAWNY LITTLE GUY, DON'T YOU THINK? KEVIN: I HADN'T NOTICED. VICTOR: I DIDN'T KNOW LUCY WENT FOR QUITE THAT LANKY LOOK. KEVIN: DO YOU WANT DESSERT? VICTOR: YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. YOU'RE UNCOMFORTABLE. KEVIN: YOU'RE OBSESSING. CTOR: I'M JUST CURIOUS. KEVIN: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? VICTOR: PESKY FLY. MARIO: IT'S A PLEASURE TO HAVE YOU HERE, MR. GRANT. I GOT THE FAX FROM YOUR OFFICE, AND I ASSURE YOU EVERYTHING WILL BE AS YOU REQUESTED. LUCY: THANK YOU. WELL, I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO A VERY SATISFYING MEAL, YOU KNOW, IF YOU GET MY DRIFT. MARIO: YES. LUCY: HEY, I GOT TO MAKE A PHONE CALL, SO COULD YOU TELL MISS COE I'LL BE RIGHT BACK WHEN SHE GETS BACK? MARIO: ABSOLUTELY. LUCY: THANKS. VICTOR: HE MUST BE A VERY BIG SPENDER. I'VE NEVER SEEN MARIO FUSS THAT WAY OVER A CUSTOMER BEFORE. KEVIN: WHERE IS THAT WAITER? I'M PAYING, AND WE'RE LEAVING. EVE: ALL RIGHT, I'M TIRED AND CRANKY. WHAT A COMBO. DO YOU WANT TO GO IN ON SOME CHINESE FOOD WITH ME? KAREN: UH, NO. NO, THANKS. EVE: OK. KAREN: EVE? EVE: MM-HMM? KAREN: WAS THAT SHOE BOX THEY FOUND AT THE SCANLON HOUSE YOURS? EVE: I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW IF THE BOX WAS MINE. I CAN'T TELL FOR CERTAIN BECAUSE I DIDN'T SEE IT. BUT ONE THING IS FOR SURE, KAREN -- THE BOTTLE OF CYANIDE AND THE NEEDLES WERE NOT MINE. KAREN: YOU CAN UNDERSTAND MY CONCERN. ALL THESE HORRIBLE THINGS ARE BEING FOUND IN JOE'S HOUSE, AND NOW THERE'S A CHILD THAT I CARE ABOUT, AND HE'S LIVING THERE NOW. EVE: I KNOW, I KNOW, BUT I'M THE ONE THAT HAS REASON TO BE FREAKED OUT. SOMEONE IS TRYING TO MAKE ME LOOK LIKE THE KILLER. KAREN: DO YOU THINK THAT THE PERSON THAT SET JULIE UP IS NOW TRYING TO SET YOU UP? EVE: I DON'T KNOW. BUT I AM NOT GOING TO LIE BACK AND TAKE THIS, THAT'S FOR SURE. NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I'D LIKE TO ORDER SOME CHINESE FOOD BEFORE THE RESTAURANT CLOSES. LUCY: OW! OH, THAT HURT! ELLEN: YEAH, WELL, IT SERVES YOU RIGHT. LUCY: OK. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. OH. OH, DEAR. OK, WHERE DO I GO? EARRINGS -- OH, FORGET THEM. ELLEN: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. DON'T YOU WANT TO FIX YOUR MAKEUP? LUCY: OH, NO. I DON'T HAVE TIME TO IMPROVE ON PERFECTION. ELLEN: OH, WAIT. HERE. LUCY: OH, OH! THANKS, THANKS. OK. TA. ELLEN: OH, GOD. VICTOR: QUICK! QUICK! OVER HERE. LUCY: WHAT? WHAT? OH, WAIT, WAIT. KEVIN WAS SO JEALOUS HE JUST STORMED OUT? VICTOR: NEARLY. HE'S IN SUCH A HURRY, HE GOT UP TO PAY THE BILL. LUCY: OH, THAT'S FABULOUS. VICTOR: LUCY -- LUCY, YOU'VE GOT HAIR ALL OVER YOUR FACE. YOU LOOK LIKE LON CHANEY. LUCY: OH, MY GOODNESS. VICTOR: HERE HE COMES. LUCY: OH, MY GOODNESS. OH, NO, HE CAN'T SEE ME LIKE THIS! OH, NO! Ow. KEVIN: WELL, FOR SOMEONE ON SUCH A HOT DATE, YOU'RE SURE SPENDING A LOT OF TIME OVER HERE. LUCY: OH, WELL, POOR DOUG -- HE HAD TO LEAVE. HE SUDDENLY TOOK ILL, AND I SENT HIM HOME. KEVIN: OH, IT WASN'T CONTAGIOUS, WAS IT? DO YOU NEED TO SIT DOWN? LUCY: NO, NO, I'M FINE. I'M JUST GOING TO TOOTLE ON BACK TO MY HOTEL AND TAKE IT EASY. TA. KEVIN: TA. KEVIN: SO MUCH FOR THE HOT DATE. VICTOR: POOR LUCY. I'M AFRAID HER ROMANTIC EVENING WAS QUITE RUINED. KAREN: HEY, YOUR FOOD'S HERE. EVE: YES. JOE: EVE, DO ME A FAVOR. EAT THAT IN THE QUAD BECAUSE IT STINKS. EVE: OF COURSE IT DOES. IT'S GARLIC PRAWNS -- EXTRA, EXTRA GARLIC. JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED. AND AREN'T YOU GUYS GOING TO BE JEALOUS BECAUSE IT'S ALL MINE. KAREN: I DON'T THINK SO. EVE: OH! JOE: WHAT'S WRONG? KAREN: OH, MY -- EVE: OH, MY GOD. IT'S -- IT'S BODY PARTS. HUMAN BODY PARTS.