pc sept 3 CHRIS: HI, IT'S DR. CHRIS RAMSEY. JUST WONDERING IF YOU GOT A CHANCE TO LOOK AT THE LATEST TEST RESULTS ON DL-56. YEAH. YEAH, THEY ARE PROMISING, BUT THERE'S A WAYS TO GO. THAT'S ACTUALLY WHY I'M CALLING. I'D LIKE TO TURN OVER THE PROJECT TO YOUR GUYS SO I CAN JUST CONCENTRATE ON BEING A DOCTOR. YEAH. NO -- WELL, IT'S BEEN HECTIC AROUND HERE. NO, I REALIZE IF YOU BUY ME OUT NOW, I'LL GET A SMALLER ROYALTY ON THE FINAL DRUG, BUT -- WELL, MONEY ISN'T THE REASON I GOT INTO MEDICINE IN THE FIRST PLACE. NO, NO, EXACTLY. YOU KNOW, IF DL-56 TURNS OUT TO BE ALL WE HOPED FOR, EVEN THE SMALLEST PERCENTAGE WILL MAKE ME A VERY RICH MAN. WHEN CAN WE GET TOGETHER TO DISCUSS A BUYOUT? OH, TOMORROW AT 5:00 WOULD BE PERFECT. YEAH. NO, GREAT. GREAT, I'LL SEE YOU THEN. THANK YOU. SO LONG, FRANK. YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN. FRANK: DAMN IT! LARK: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? FRANK: I WANTED THE PRIZE IN THE BOX, BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO EAT ALL THE CEREAL. WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M DOING? LARK: IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO FIND SOME DL-56 YOU HID. FRANK: YOU ALREADY FOUND IT, DIDN'T YOU? LARK: NO. FRANK: NO, I BET YOU GOT ALL SELF-RIGHTEOUS ONE DAY AND SEARCHED THE WHOLE HOUSE TOP TO BOTTOM! LARK: I LOOKED, BUT I DIDN'T FIND ANYTHING. FRANK: I KNOW I PUT SOME HERE SOMEWHERE. LARK: YOU NEED HELP. PLEASE GO TO JOE AND KAREN, FRANK. FRANK: OH, YEAH, AND LET THOSE TWO GHOULS STRAP ME DOWN IN SOME JUNKIE WARD AGAIN SO THEY CAN GET THEIR JOLLIES WATCHING ME SUFFER? LARK: PLEASE DON'T, FRANK. IT WAS HARD ENOUGH FOR ME LOSING MY MOTHER. I DON'T WANT TO LOSE YOU, TOO. FRANK: THEN HELP ME FIND IT! COURTNEY: HELP YOU FIND WHAT? FRANK: YOU HAVE A REAL KNACK FOR SNEAKING INTO A ROOM. COURTNEY: SORRY, BUT I NEED TO GET NEIL SOME WATER. FRANK: NEIL'S HERE? COURTNEY: DIDN'T JOE TELL YOU? FRANK: OBVIOUSLY NOT. COURTNEY: NEIL'S CANCER IS IN REMISSION. FRANK: WELL, THAT'S GREAT. CONGRATULATIONS. COURTNEY: THANK YOU. THEY RELEASED NEIL FROM THE HOSPITAL, AND JOE INVITED HIM TO MOVE IN HERE. FRANK: WHAT IS THIS, MOTEL 6? JOE: HERE IT IS, NEIL, HOMEWEET HOME. NEIL: THIS PLACE IS AWESOME. JOE: YEAH, WAIT TILL YOU SEE YOUR BEDROOM. IT'S INCREDIBLE. NEIL: CAN I? JOE: YOU WANT TO SEE IT? COME ON. NEIL: OK. JOE: HI, FRANK. FRANK: HEY. COURTNEY: YOUR BROTHER IS SUCH A SWEETHEART. FRANK: I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU HAD YOUR HOOKS IN HIM SO DEEP. COURTNEY: OH, COME ON, FRANKIE. PLAY NICE. AFTER ALL, WE'RE ROOMMATES. [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION] JOE: HERE IT IS. THIS USED TO BE A PLAYROOM WHEN I WAS A KID. NEIL: REALLY? JOE: YEAH. AND I USED TO HAVE POSTERS OF HARRISON FORD -- YOU KNOW, FROM "RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK" -- I USED TO HAVE THEM TACKED ALL OVER THE WALLS. NEIL: IS THAT A GOOD MOVIE? JOE: NEIL, YOU'RE KIDDING ME. YOU'VE NEVER SEEN "RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK"? NEIL: MY MOM SAID IT'S TOO VIOLENT FOR ME. JOE: WELL, THEN I SAY WE HAVE SOME SERIOUS VIDEOTAPE WATCHING TO DO. COURTNEY: HI. JOE: HEY. NEIL: HEY, MOM. I GOT A COMPUTER. COURTNEY: OH, WOW. JOE, ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T NEED THAT? JOE: YEAH, IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. IT'S MY OLD ONE. IT'S ALL YOURS, BUDDY. COURTNEY: WELL, THANK YOU. THAT'S VERY GENEROUS. JOE: IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. HEY, GO TRY OUT THE BED. GO AHEAD. NEIL: SOFT. JOE: NO, GET MOVING. THIS IS HOW YOU TRY OUT A BED, NEIL. WATCH. GO AHEAD, YOU TRY. COME HERE. READY? YOU READY? ONE, TWO -- COURTNEY: GREAT. AND I THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE A GOOD INFLUENCE. JOE: I'M JUST TRYING TO TEACH HIM THE BASICS OF BEING A KID, THAT'S ALL, RIGHT? NEIL: YEAH. JOE: LISTEN, YOU NEED ANYTHING -- ANYTHING AT ALL -- YOU LET ME KNOW, OK? NEIL: OK. JOE: ALL RIGHT, BUDDY. I'LL SEE YOU LATER. COURTNEY: BYE. JOE: BYE. NEIL: MOM? COURTNEY: YEAH? NEIL: I REALLY LIKE DR. JOE. COURTNEY: YEAH. YEAH. SO DO I. JOE: HEY. YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE LOOK ON NEIL'S FACE WHEN I SHOWED HIM HIS ROOM. FRANK: YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE LOOK ON MY FACE WHEN I FOUND OUT WE HAVE ANOTHER BOARDER. JOE: I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D MIND. HE'S JUST A KID. FRANK: WHAT I MIND IS YOU BEING PLAYED FOR A SUCKER BY THAT FREELOADING OPPORTUNIST UP THERE. JOE: FRANK, LOOK, WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS A MILLION TIMES. I TOLD YOU THAT COURTNEY AND I ARE JUST FRIENDS. THAT'S IT. FRANK: SHE DUMPED YOU WHEN SHE THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE A BLUE-COLLAR GREASE MONKEY WITH TOO MUCH HAIR ON YOUR HEAD. AND NOW ALL OF A SUDDEN, SHE'S COME BACK AND SHE SEES AN UP-AND-COMING DOCTOR WITH THE PROSPECT OF A SIX-FIGURE INCOME, AND BEFORE YOU CAN SAY "TWO-FACED GOLD DIGGER" SHE HAS HERSELF AND HER KID MOVED IN HERE. NOW, JOE, WISE UP! JOE: YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO COMPLAIN TO ME ABOUT A LITTLE BOY THAT'S IN REMISSION WHO NEEDS A ROOF OVER HIS HEAD. FRANK: OH. OH, THAT'S RIGHT. FORGIVE ME. WHAT WAS I THINKING? I'VE GOT THE SECOND COMING OF MOTHER TERESA FOR A BROTHER. SO, TELL ME, FATHER JOE, WHAT DOES KAREN THINK ABOUT YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND AND HER KID MOVING IN WITH YOU? KAREN: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT SHE THINKS. SHE THINKS THIS YANKEE POSTER IS GOING TO LOOK REALLY COOL IN NEIL'S ROOM. LOOK WHAT I GOT. ISN'T THAT GREAT? JOE: LET ME SEE. OH, I LOVE THIS. DID YOU GET ME ONE? KAREN: NO. JOE: WELL, YOU SHOULD HAVE. COURTNEY: JOE? JOE: YEAH? COURTNEY: HI, CAN YOU COME UP HERE AND HELP ME CLOSE THIS WINDOW? I'M AFRAID IT'S TOO DRAFTY FOR NEIL. JOE: YEAH, I'LL BE RIGHT UP. FRANK: SEE THAT? IT'S HAPPENING ALREADY. KAREN: OH, COME ON, FRANK. COURTNEY'S JUST SPENT THE LAST TWO YEARS WITH A VERY SICK CHILD. I THINK SHE HAS A RIGHT TO BE OVERPROTECTIVE. FRANK: IT'S NOT HER CONCERN FOR NEIL I QUESTION. BUT WHEN IT COMES TO JOE, I WOULDN'T TRUST HER AS FAR AS I COULD THROW HER. KAREN: I DIDN'T DANCE A JIG WHEN COURTNEY MOVED IN HERE, BUT THE TRUTH IS I TRUST JOE. AND THE FACT THAT HE WOULD TAKE IN NEIL WHEN HIS FATHER TURNED HIS BACK ON HIM MAKES ME LOVE HIM ALL THE MORE. FRANK: FINE. LET'S JUST SEE IF YOU'RE STILL DOING CARTWHEELS OVER JOE'S GENEROSITY THREE MONTHS DOWN THE LINE. KAREN: OH, FRANK, COME -- FRANK. JOE: THERE YOU GO. THAT'LL DO IT. COURTNEY: THANKS. JOE: YOU'RE WELCOME. SEE YOU LATER, BUDDY. NEIL: SEE YOU. COURTNEY: SO, YOU LIKE YOUR ROOM? NEIL: I LOVE IT. COURTNEY: GOOD. IT'S REALLY NICE OF JOE TO LET US STAY WITH HIM, HUH? NEIL: I WISH THEIR WAS SOMETHING NICE I COULD DO FOR HIM, TOO. COURTNEY: WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? LET ME THINK. MAYBE THERE IS. NEIL: WHAT? COURTNEY: WELL, I REMEMBER JOE USED TO BE CRAZY ABOUT BASEBALL. HE SAID HE HAD THIS HUGE TRADING CARD COLLECTION WHEN HE WAS A KID. NEIL: DID HE COLLECT BASKETBALL CARDS, TOO? I LOVE BASKETBALL. COURTNEY: WELL, I REALLY THINK HE WAS ONLY INTERESTED IN BASEBALL, HONEY. BUT I BET HE WOULD BE TICKLED PINK TO SHOW YOU HIS CARDS. NEIL: COOL. COURTNEY: YEAH. ONLY DON'T TELL HIM I TOLD YOU TO ASK. NEIL: WHY NOT? COURTNEY: WELL, IT JUST WON'T MEAN AS MUCH COMING FROM ME AS IT WILL COMING FROM YOU, OK? NEIL: OK. CHRIS: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? FRANK: I CAME TO SEE YOU. CHRIS: WELL, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. WATCH IT. FRANK: I CAME TO APOLOGIZE. I'M SORRY THINGS GOT A LITTLE OUT OF CONTROL THE OTHER DAY. CHRIS: DO YOU CALL KNOCKING ME UNCONSCIOUS WITH A LAMP A LITTLE OUT OF CONTROL? YOU WENT PSYCHO, PAL, OK? I COULD HAVE ENDED UP IN A COMA. FRANK: I FEEL TERRIBLE ABOUT IT. CHRIS: WELL, NOT TERRIBLE ENOUGH. FRANK: YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND -- I'VE BEEN GOING NUTS BECAUSE OF JULIE'S TRIAL. CHRIS: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO JULIE. FRANK: I MEAN I AM WORRIED ABOUT HER. AND WHEN I HEARD YOUR ALIBI FOR DEVLIN'S MURDER, THAT YOU AND EVE -- CHRIS: EVE AND I WERE TOGETHER, OK? THAT ALIBI IS COMPLETELY LEGITIMATE. I DON'T CARE WHAT THAT AIRHEAD LUCY COE THINKS SHE HEARD. FRANK: I'M NOT SAYING THAT. I BELIEVE THAT NOW. I'M JUST TRYING TO TELL YOU WHAT MY STATE OF MIND WAS THEN BECAUSE I DON'T WANT MY ACTIONS TO HAVE A PERMANENT EFFECT ON OUR RELATIONSHIP. CHRIS: YOU KNOW, AS ENTERTAINING AS IT IS WATCHING YOU GROVEL, I'VE GOT WORK TO DO, SO LET ME GET RIGHT TO THE POINT. I'VE SEEN ENOUGH STRUNG-OUT JUNKIES IN MY TIME TO KNOW THAT YOU'RE ABOUT, OH, 48 HOURS INTO SOME SERIOUS, SERIOUS WITHDRAWAL. AND YOU WOULD DO OR SAY ANYTHING TO GET YOUR HANDS ON YOUR PRECIOUS DL-56. FRANK: YOU NEED ME, RAMSEY. YOU NEED ME FOR YOUR RESEARCH. CHRIS: I'VE ALREADY GOT ALL THE DATA I NEED. FRANK: AT LEAST GIVE ME A COPY OF THE FORMULA. CHRIS: SO YOU CAN GO SELL IT TO ANOTHER DRUG COMPANY? I DON'T THINK SO. FRANK: I NEED HELP. CHRIS: GO TO HELL. OH, OH, YOU WANT TO GO AGAIN? HUH? OH, LET'S, PLEASE -- ANOTHER ROUND. BECAUSE I'LL HAVE SECURITY ALL OVER YOU. AND AS BAD AS YOU FEEL NOW, IT'LL BE WORSE SITTING IN A JAIL CELL. YOU KNOW, YOU LOOK TERRIBLE, FRANK. LET ME GIVE YOU A LITTLE PROFESSIONAL ADVICE. TAKE TWO ASPIRIN AND DON'T CALL ME IN THE MORNING. IN FACT, DON'T CALL ME EVER. HERE'S SOMETHING FABULOUS FOR MILK AND ICE CREAM... HERSHEY'S CHOCOLATE SYRUP. AS ALWAYS, A FAT FREE FOOD. AND WHEN IT COMES TO CHOCOLATE TASTE, STILL AS BIG AS EVER. Cow: MOO. WHEN SEARS PUTS PAINT ON SALE, THEY DO IT BIG. ALL PAINT: EVERY CAN, EVERY COLOR, EVERY FINISH. WEATHERBEATER, EASY LIVING, MARTHA STEWART. NOBODY ROLLS OUT A SALE LIKE SEARS. DPETaN D P JUST BECAUSE OTHER CLEANERS ARE BLUE LIKE WINDEX... DOESN'T MEAN THEY CAN CLEAN GLASS LIKE WINDEX. WINDEX WITH JUST ABOUT ANYONE CAN APPRECIATE. ú COURTNEY: KAREN. THANK YOU AGAIN FOR EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE FOR NEIL AND ME. KAREN: WELL, I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING. I MEAN, IT'S -- IT'S JOE'S PLACE. COURTNEY: YEAH. STILL, NOT MANY PEOPLE WOULD BE SO UNDERSTANDING ABOUT HAVING A WOMAN LIVE IN THE SAME HOUSE WITH HER FIANCE -- PARTICULARLY AN EX-GIRLFRIEND. THAT'S WHY I WANT YOU TO KNOW I'M WORKING ON THE SITUATION. KAREN: WHAT YOU GOT THERE? COURTNEY: REAL ESTATE SECTION. I'M LOOKING FOR A NEW PLACE FOR NEIL AND ME. KAREN: THAT'S GREAT. I CAN HELP YOU FIGURE OUT WHICH NEIGHBORHOODS ARE GOOD AROUND TOWN. COURTNEY: THANKS. JOE: ALL RIGHT. NOW, SEE THIS LITTLE BOX RIGHT HERE? NEIL: MM-HMM. JOE: THIS IS CALLED A WORD SEARCH BOX. SO WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO DO IS YOU'RE GOING TO PICK A TOPIC AND YOU PUT IT IN THERE, AND IT'LL TELL YOU HOW MANY SITES THERE ARE ON THE WEB. NEIL: MICHAEL JORDAN. JOE: OK, TYPE IT IN. NEIL: M-I-C-H-E-A-L J-O-R-D-A-N. JOE: OK, NOW HIT RETURN. NOW GIVE IT A FEW MINUTES AND IT'LL COME UP WITH ALL THE REFERENCES. NEIL: OK. WAS THIS YOUR COMPUTER WHEN YOU WERE A KID? JOE: ARE YOU KIDDING ME? WE DIDN'T HAVE COMPUTERS LIKE THIS WHEN I WAS A KID. NEIL: REALLY? JOE: REALLY. IN FACT, I WAS IN JUNIOR HIGH BEFORE I EVEN GOT A TYPEWRITER. AND WE DIDN'T HAVE ANY V.C.R.'S OR ANY C.D.'S. NEIL: HOW DID YOU TAPE YOUR SHOWS? JOE: WE DIDN'T. NEIL: THAT STINKS. JOE: TELL ME ABOUT IT. NEIL: YOU HAD IT ROUGH. JOE: YEAH, WELL, THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT THE DARK AGES, NEIL. [COMPUTER BEEPS] JOE: ALL RIGHT. HERE. SEE? HERE'S ALL THE MATCHES THAT IT FOUND. NEIL: OK. THERE ARE THOUSANDS OF THEM. JOE: LOOKS LIKE THAT MICHAEL JORDAN'S A POPULAR GUY. NEIL: HE'S MY FAVORITE. DID YOU HAVE A FAVORITE BASKETBALL PLAYER WHEN YOU WERE A KID? JOE: NO. NO, I WASN'T INTO BASKETBALL. I WAS INTO BASEBALL. THE NEW YORK YANKEES. THE YEAR THAT I TURNED 7, THEY WON THE PENNANT. AND I WAS HOOKED EVER SINCE. REGGIE JACKSON WAS MY MAN. NEIL: DO YOU HAVE A PICTURE OF HIM? JOE: I HAVE ABOUT A DOZEN IN MY CARD COLLECTION. NEIL: CAN I SEE ONE? JOE: YOU REALLY WANT TO SEE IT? NEIL: YEAH. JOE: ALL RIGHT, I'LL GO GET IT. HERE, PLAY WITH THE COMPUTER AND I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, OK? NEIL: OK. JOE: ALL RIGHT. KAREN: OH, HI. LARK: HI. KAREN: I DIDN'T EXPECT TO SEE YOU HERE. LARK, I WAS REALLY SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR MOM. IF THERE'S ANYTHING I CAN DO -- LARK: NO. THERE'S NOT. IS NEIL SETTLED IN? KAREN: YEAH. I'M JUST GOING TO MAKE SOME FRUIT SMOOTHIES. YOU WANT ONE? LARK: SURE. KAREN: GREAT. LARK: I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU AROUND HERE MUCH LATELY. KAREN: OH, WELL, YOU KNOW -- WITH JAKE GONE AND JULIE PREPARING FOR HER TRIAL, EVERYONE'S BEEN PULLING EXTRA SHIFTS AT THE HOSPITAL. LARK: YEAH, AND SPENDING TIME ON RESEARCH. KAREN: OH, NO. I'M NOT DOING THAT ANYMORE. I QUIT. AFTER SEEING THE EFFECTS OF DL-56 ON FRANK, I DECIDED IT WAS TOO DANGEROUS. LARK: SO WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DATA YOU COLLECTED? KAREN: LARK, WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME ABOUT THIS? IS FRANK IN TROUBLE? LARK: I WAS JUST CURIOUS TO SEE IF YOU MADE ANY PROGRESS IS ALL. I MEAN, YOU USED TO REALLY LIKE DISCUSSING YOUR RESEARCH. COURTNEY: WHAT ARE YOU RESEARCHING? KAREN: WAS RESEARCHING WITH JAKE MARSHAK. WE WERE WORKING ON A DRUG TO REGENERATE NERVE CELLS. COURTNEY: WOW, THAT SOUNDS AMAZING. KAREN: IT HAD TERRIBLE SIDE EFFECTS. LARK: SO CAN IT BE PERFECTED? KAREN: NO. LARK: SO MAYBE YOU SHOULD DESTROY YOUR NOTES. KAREN: DESTROY THEM? LARK: YOU SAID THERE WERE HORRIBLE SIDE EFFECTS, AND U WOULDN'T WANT THE WRONG PERSON GETTING THEIR HANDS ON THE FORMULA OF DL-56. COURTNEY: DL-56? KAREN: YEAH, DL-56 IS THE NAME OF THE DRUG. YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. THAT'S EXCELLENT. I'M GOING TO DO THAT. I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. LARK: I GOT TO GET TO G.H. KAREN: YEAH, I'LL WALK OUT WITH YOU -- LARK: OK. KAREN: AND GET THE GRILL. LARK: FRANK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? FRANK: I'M LOOKING FOR THE DL-56 FORMULA. I KNOW I HID IT HERE SOMEWHERE. LARK: OH, MY GOD. I KNOW THAT LOOK. YOU'RE ALREADY USING. YOU'RE IN WITHDRAWAL. YOU WENT BACK TO DL-56 AFTER EVERYTHING WE WENT THROUGH? FRANK: I NEVER STOPPED. LARK: YOU WERE IN THE CHEM WARD. JOE AND KAREN HAD YOU UNDER OBSERVATION. FRANK: I NEEDED IT, LARK. I HAD WAYS OF GETTING IT. LARK: YOU'VE BEEN ON DL-56 THIS WHOLE TIME? YOU'VE BEEN LYING TO US? FRANK: I HAVE BEEN KEEPING MYSELF ALIVE. NOW MOVE. I NEED THE FORMULA. LARK: YOU CAN'T. I DESTROYED IT. FRANK: YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO ME! LARK: I WAS TRYING TO HELP YOU. FRANK: BY WHAT, BY KILLING ME? LARK: FRANK, I THOUGHT YOU WERE OFF DL-56. HOW COULD I KNOW YOU WERE STILL ON IT? MAN: NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE YOU AGAIN. FRANK: I NEED YOUR HELP. MAN: YEAH, WELL, IN CASE YOU DIDN'T NOTICE, I'M IN JAIL. FRANK: I NEED TO GET SOME DL-56. DO YOU HAVE ANY LEFT OVER FROM THE LAST BATCH? MAN: NO. I WAS CARRYING ALL I HAD WHEN THEY BUSTED ME. FRANK: CAN I GET YOUR COPY OF THE FORMULA? MAN: SORRY. I HAD A BUDDY TORCH ANYTHING THAT LOOKED INCRIMINATING AT MY PLACE. FRANK: DON'T YOU REMEMBER HOW TO MAKE IT? MAN: HEY, LISTEN, I'M NOT MR. WIZARD, OK? THAT WAS A COMPLICATED RECIPE. BESIDES, YOU KEPT TELLING ME I COULDN'T MAKE ANY MONEY OFF IT, SO I HAD NO INCENTIVE TO MEMORIZE IT. FRANK: DAMN IT. MAN: YOU LOOK PRETTY STRUNG OUT. FRANK: OH, YOU THINK? MAN: YEAH, WELL, IT'S TOO BAD WE LOST THE RECIPE BECAUSE JUDGING BY THE WAY YOU'RE MESSED UP, I'D SAY THERE'S A HELL OF A LOT OF DRUG COMPANIES OUT THERE THAT WOULD LOVE TO GET THEIR HANDS ON A DRUG WITH THAT KIND OF PUNCH. ANK: WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT? [ Woman ] ZACK WAS A FRESHMAN IN HIGH SCHOOL WHEN ROY WAS BORN-- SURPRISE ! OH, I WAS VERY NERVOUS ABOUT THE DIFFERENCE IN THEIR AGES, BUT HE ALWAYS TREATS ROY AS IF HE'S AN EQUAL. SHOULD WE ORDER PIZZA ? OKAY. ROY ADORES THE SHIRT THAT ZACK GAVE HIM. ROY LIVES IN THAT SHIRT SO IT GETS WASHED A LOT. I JUST WANNA KEEP IT LOOKING GREA [ Announcer ] FOR CLOTHES THAT GET WORN A LOT, THERE'S TIDE. REGULAR DETERGENTS CAN LEAVE CLOTHES LOOKING OLD, BUT TIDE HELPS KEEP COTTON CLOTHES LOOKING NEWER LONGER. [ Mom ] ROY FEELS SO CLOSE TO HIS BROTHER. THEY'RE INSEPARABLE. [ Announcer ] NOW, TAKE IN THE OUTDOORS. FRESH, COOL, CLEAN. INTRODUCING MOUNTAIN SPRING TIDE WITH BLEH. IT LEAVES BEHIND A FRESH OUTDOOR SCENT. ANOTHER HAIR CLOG. WELL, I THINK THE RED ONE. DRANO MAX. IT'S THE ONE MATERIAL THAT HELPS PRESERVE THE EARTH BY BEING RECYCLED MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD. ( crashing ) BUT IT DOESN'T ALWAYS FIT IN THOSE LITTLE RECYCLING BINS. FEEL THE STRENGTH. COURTNEY: HEY. KAREN: HEY. COURTNEY: CAN I HELP? KAREN: SURE. MAKE THE SALAD. COURTNEY: SURE. NEIL: MOM. COURTNEY: HEY. NEIL: LOOK WHAT JOE GAVE ME. COURTNEY: WOW. WHO'S REGGIE JACKSON? NEIL: MOM, HE'S MR. OCTOBER. COURTNEY: OH. NEIL: CAN WE GO TO A BASEBALL GAME SOMETIME? COURTNEY: YEAH. I DON'T SEE WHY NOT. JOE: YOU CAN COUNT ON IT, BUDDY. KAREN: HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU ARE IN LUCK BECAUSE NOTHING GOES WITH BASEBALL GAMES LIKE HOT DOGS. AND THAT'S WHAT I'M MAKING. DO YOU WANT TO HELP ME? NEIL: YEAH. KAREN: OK, GRAB THE SPECIAL SECRET SAUCE. YOU KNOW, THIS RECIPE FOR MAKING HOT DOGS HAS BEEN HANDED DOWN FROM MY GREAT-GREAT-GREAT- GREAT-GRANDFATHER, HAWKEYE WEXLER, FROM THE MESCALERO APACHES. NEIL: APACHES DON'T EAT HOT DOGS. KAREN: Shh. It's a secret. JOE: SHE'S SO GREAT WITH KIDS. COURTNEY: SO ARE YOU. JOE: SHE'S GOING TO MAKE A GREAT MOTHER SOMEDAY, DON'T YOU THINK? I'M GOING TO GO WASH UP. COURTNEY: OK. FRANK: CHRIS. CHRIS: YOU KNOW SOMETHING? I'M GOING TO HAVE TO MAKE A NOTE THAT WITHDRAWAL FROM DL-56 MAKES ITS TEST SUBJECTS BOTH STUPID AND HARD OF HEARING. WE HAVE NOTHING TO DISCUSS. FRANK: I'VE BEEN DOING SOME THINKING. CHRIS: WELL, THERE'S A FIRST. FRANK: IF YOU DON'T NEED ME ANYMORE, IT'S BECAUSE YOU'VE ALREADY STRUCK A DEAL WITH LANCE PHARMACEUTICALS. CHRIS: FRANK, THERE IS NO DEAL. DL-56 IS NEVER GOING ANYWHERE. YOU'RE WALKING PROOF IT CAN'T BE SALVAGED. FRANK: OH, COME ON, CHRIS. THAT NOBLE ACT DOESN'T SELL. I COULD HAVE KILLED MY GRANDMOTHER WHEN I WAS ON THIS DRUG AND IT WOULDN'T HAVE STOPPED YOU FROM TRYING TO MAKE A BUCK ON IT. CHRIS: I GOT WORK TO DO. FRANK: YOU KNOW -- YOU KNOW WHAT WORD COMPANIES LIKE LANCE HATE MORE THAN ANY OTHERS? "LAWSUIT." YOU KNOW, YOU THINK YOUR DEAL WITH HOLD IF I HIT THEM WITH CHARGES OF RECKLESS DISREGARD FOR HUMAN SAFETY? CHRIS: YOU COULDN'T MAKE A CASE AGAINST LANCE. FRANK: I WON'T HAVE T JUST THE THREAT OF LEGAL ACTION WILL KILL YOUR DEAL. CHRIS: YOU'RE BLUFFING. YOU TELL AND EVERYONE WILL KNOW YOU'RE HOOKED ON DL-56. FRANK: LOOK AT ME, CHRIS. I'M DESPERATE. I'VE RUN OUT OF CHOICES. WHAT HAVE I GOT TO LOSE? BESIDES, I'M SURE THAT LANCE WILL SUPPLY ME WITH DL-56 JUST TO KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT. CHRIS: OK. OK. FRANK: I WANT A TWO-WEEK SUPPLY AND A COPY OF THE FORMULA. CHRIS: NO FORMULA. NO WAY. I'LL GIVE YOU 10 cc's A DAY, NOTHING MORE, AND I ADMINISTER THE DRUG MYSELF. I DON'T WANT YOU OVERMEDICATING AND GOING WACKO AGAIN. FRANK: HOW WILL I KNOW THAT YOU WON'T WATER IT DOWN? CHRIS: HOW DO I KNOW THAT YOU WON'T KILL THE DEAL WITH LANCE? FRANK: WELL, I GUESS WE HAVE TO TRUST EACH OTHER. [COMPUTER BEEPS] COURTNEY: OK. LET'S SEE. SEARCH. DL-56. OK, HERE WE GO. "BENNETT DEVLIN'S RESEARCH ON" -- "TEST SUBJECTS BECAME AGGRESSIVE."