pc sept 17

 EVE: KEVIN, YOU SCARED
THE HECK OUT OF ME.
I WAS HEARING NOISES, AND THEN
THE LIGHTS WENT OUT AND --
WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK HERE?
 KEVIN: I COULDN'T LEAVE.
 EVE: WELL, THE FERRY ISN'T
RUNNING?
 KEVIN: I COULDN'T MAKE MYSELF
GET ONBOARD.
 EVE: BUT, KEVIN, YOU SAID
THAT YOU WANTED TO MAKE
AN APPEARANCE AT THE CONFERENCE.
 KEVIN: HE WON'T LEAVE ME
ALONE, AND I CAN'T TAKE HIM
BACK.
 EVE: WHO?
 KEVIN: RYAN.
IT'S LIKE HE'S WITH ME ALL
THE TIME.
 EVE: ARE YOU SEEING VISIONS?
 KEVIN: I WISH IT WERE THAT
SIMPLE.
 EVE: KEVIN, WHAT'S HAPPENING?
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
WHAT ARE YOU SEEING?
 KEVIN: IT'S LIKE HE'S TRYING
TO TAKE OVER MY ENTIRE LIFE.
I CAN'T GO BACK TO THE REAL
WORLD AND PRETEND THAT THIS
ISN'T HAPPENING.
I HAVE TO EXORCISE THIS NOW --
HERE.
 SCOTT: OK. ALL RIGHT.
ROGER THAT.
 LUCY: WHAT? WHAT?
 SCOTT: WE'RE ABOUT
A HALF-HOUR AWAY FROM
AN AIRPORT.
 LUCY: OH, GOOD.
WE CAN MAKE IT THAT FAR,
CAN'T WE?
 SCOTT: NO, LUCY, I DON'T
THINK WE'RE GOING TO MAKE IT
THAT FAR.
I THINK I'M GOING TO HAVE TO PUT
IT DOWN RIGHT HERE.
 LUCY: LAND?
WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE WE ARE!
 SCOTT: WELL, WE'RE OVER
CENTRAL FLORIDA.
LOOKS LIKE A PINE FOREST DOWN
THERE.
 LUCY: WE CAN'T DO IT.
WE CAN'T LAND ON TREES OR MAYBE
SOMEBODY'S HOUSE.
WE MIGHT END UP IN THE WATER,
SCOTT!
 SCOTT: WELL, LOOK OUT
THE WINDOW, SEE IF YOU SEE
A FIELD OR A ROAD OR SOMETHING.
 LUCY: I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING.
IT'S PITCH BLACK OUT THERE.
 SCOTT: MUST MEAN THERE AREN'T
ANY HOUSES DOWN THERE,
SO THE ONLY ONES WE'RE GOING
TO KILL ARE OURSELVES.
 LUCY: WOULD YOU SHUSH?
DON'T EVEN SAY THAT.
WE HAVE TO STAY POSITIVE.
THINK OF SOMETHING TO DO.
 SCOTT: ALL RIGHT.
WELL, HOW ABOUT START SAYING
SOME HAIL MARYS?
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION]
 JOE: SWEETHEART?
WHAT -- WHAT'S WRONG?
 KAREN: HOLD ME.
 JOE: WHAT IS IT?
 KAREN: I JUST GOT A CALL
FROM ROBIN.
BRENDA DIED IN A CAR ACCIDENT.
 JOE: OH, MY GOD.
WHAT HAPPENED?
 KAREN: SHE WAS DRIVING
IN A CAR WITH HER MOTHER.
IT WENT OVER A CLIFF.
JAX WAS TRYING TO SAVE HER,
BUT IT DIDN'T WORK.
SHE WAS GONE.
 JOE: I'M SO SORRY.
 KAREN: I WAS JUST TALKING
TO HER A FEW DAYS AGO OUTSIDE
OF KELLY'S.
 JOE: SHE SEEMED SO HAPPY
AT THE NURSES BALL WHEN I TALKED
TO HER.
 KAREN: SHE WAS HAPPY.
SHE WAS HAPPY BECAUSE OF JAX.
 JOE: GOD, HE MUST FEEL LIKE
HE DIED IN THAT CAR, TOO.
 KAREN: YOU KNOW, THEY HAD SET
A DATE FOR THEIR WEDDING.
IT WAS GOING TO BE NOVEMBER.
I MEAN, THEY HAD -- THEY HAD
PLANS.
HOW CAN THIS HAPPEN?
HOW?
 JOE: WISH I HAD AN ANSWER
FOR YOU.
 KAREN: I TOLD HER THAT
WE WERE ENGAGED, TOO,
AND SHE SAID THAT SHE LIKED YOU.
 JOE: I LIKED HER, TOO.
 KAREN: SHE SAID SHE COULD
TELL THAT YOU WERE A GOOD GUY.
SHE COULD SEE IT IN YOUR EYES.
AND WE WERE LAUGHING
BECAUSE WE WERE TALKING ABOUT
HOW WE FINALLY FOUND THE MEN
OF OUR DREAMS, AND WE WERE
SAYING WE COULD FIND
A TWO-FOR-ONE WEDDING DRESS
SALE.
AND NOW SHE JUST DOESN'T EXIST
ANYMORE?
 JOE: NO, SHE DOES EXIST,
KAREN.
SHE -- SHE EXISTS IN THE HEARTS
OF EVERYBODY WHO EVER CARED
ABOUT HER.
 KAREN: SHE WAS SO IMPORTANT
IN HELPING ME BECOME WHO I AM,
AND NOW SHE'S GONE.
IT COULD HAPPEN TO ANYBODY.
 KEVIN: I REALLY SHOULDN'T
GIVE HIM THE SATISFACTION,
BUT I TRULY HATE HIS GUTS.
 RYAN: AW, YOU'RE FINALLY
GETTING IN TOUCH WITH
YOUR FEELINGS.
 EVE: ARE YOU SEEING HIM NOW?
 KEVIN: OH, HE'S EVERYWHERE.
 RYAN: LIKE GOD.
I LOVE THAT.
 KEVIN: BEGINNING TO THINK
HE'S EVEN STRONGER ON THIS
ISLAND.
 EVE: WELL, THEN WE SHOULD
LEAVE.
I'LL HELP YOU GET ON THE BOAT.
 KEVIN: NO. NO.
I REALLY BELIEVE THAT I ENDED UP
HERE BECAUSE IT'S TIME
TO UNRAVEL THIS MYSTERY.
 EVE: WHAT MYSTERY?
 KEVIN: I DON'T KNOW.
BUT RYAN HAS BEEN TRYING TO TELL
ME SOMETHING FOR MONTHS.
 EVE: OH, KEVIN, I DON'T --
I DON'T THINK I'M EQUIPPED
TO HELP YOU.
MAYBE WE SHOULD TRY AND REACH
GAIL.
 KEVIN: NO.
NO MORE DELAYS, EITHER.
I AM GOING TO FACE THIS NOW.
EVE, I UNDERSTAND.
IF YOU WANT TO LEAVE, IT'S ALL
RIGHT.
 EVE: I'M A DOCTOR AND I AM
YOUR FRIEND,
AND I'M NOT GOING TO WALK AWAY
WHEN YOU NEED ME.
SO NO, KEVIN, I'M NOT LEAVING.
BUT I HAVE TO WARN YOU --
I WASN'T VERY GOOD IN PSYCH.
 KEVIN: THAT'S OK.
AND YOU'RE RIGHT -- I'M GLAD
I WON'T BE HERE BY MYSELF.
 EVE: ME, TOO.
 KEVIN: OK.
OK.
THIS HOUSE, THIS ISLAND IS WHERE
EVERYTHING ORIGINATES FROM.
ALL THE HORRIBLE THINGS THAT
HAPPENED IN MY LIFE BEGAN HERE.
I THOUGHT I WORKED THROUGH MOST
OF IT WHEN I WAS HERE BEFORE
WITH LUCY, BUT I GUESS I WAS
WRONG.
 EVE: WELL, WE'RE JUST
FIGHTING MEMORIES, RIGHT?
 KEVIN: RIGHT.
 EVE: OK.
THEN I THINK WE SHOULD START
WITH THE WOMAN WHO DIED HERE
WHEN YOU WERE A CHILD.
 KEVIN: YOU MEAN THE WOMAN
I KILLED.
 EVE: KEVIN, KEVIN, YOU WERE
A KID.
 KEVIN: WHICH IS NO EXCUSE
FOR IT.
EVEN RYAN KNOWS THAT.
 EVE: WELL, IF RYAN IS
IN YOUR HEAD, A PART
OF YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS, THEN HE'S
JUST PARROTING BACK WHAT
YOU FEEL -- AND IT'S NOT
NECESSARILY THE TRUTH
BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW
EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED.
WHAT DOES -- WHAT DOES RYAN
REPRESENT TO YOU?
 KEVIN: WELL,
THE SHRINK IN ME SAYS THAT
HE REPRESENTS GUILT AND LOSS.
AND WE WERE SEPARATED WHEN
WE WERE VERY YOUNG, SO I CAN
PRESUME THAT FOR MOST
OF OUR LIVES, WE BOTH FELT LIKE
WE'D BEEN CUT IN HALF.
 EVE: YOU MET HIM AGAIN WHEN
YOU WERE MUCH OLDER, RIGHT?
 KEVIN: YES, BUT BY THAT TIME,
HE WAS SO DISTURBED, THERE WAS
NOTHING I COULD DO TO HELP HIM.
 EVE: DOES RYAN --
DOES HE SPEAK TO YOU WHEN
YOU SEE HIM?
 KEVIN: OH, YES.
HE SAYS THAT I AM AS INSANE
AS HE IS, AND HE ALWAYS,
ALWAYS BRINGS UP DEATH.
 EVE: WHOSE DEATH?
 KEVIN: VICTOR'S MISTRESS',
AND VICTIMS OF THE "GENERAL
HOMICIDE" KILLER.
 EVE: WHEN DID YOU FIRST START
SEEING RYAN?
 KEVIN: ABOUT THE TIME THAT
MY BOOK WAS FIRST PUBLISHED,
AND SPECIFICALLY WHEN VICTOR
TOLD ME THAT EVENTS IN MY BOOK
HAD ACTUALLY HAPPENED.
 EVE: AND THAT IS WHEN
THE "GENERAL HOMICIDE" MURDERS
STARTED.
 KEVIN: OBVIOUSLY HE TAPPED
INTO SOMETHING FROM MY NOVEL.
 EVE: LIKE WHAT?
LIKE RAGE OR FEAR OR SOMETHING?
 KEVIN: I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW.
BUT THERE'S A CLUE ON THIS
ISLAND, AND I INTEND TO GO OVER
EVERY INCH OF IT IF I HAVE
TO TO FIND IT.
 EVE: OK.
WELL, LET'S START RIGHT HERE
IN THIS HOUSE.
 KEVIN: ALL RIGHT, FINE.
WHY DON'T WE START WITH
THE ATTIC.
 EVE: OH, GREAT.
THAT'S A SMART PLACE TO START --
THE SCARIEST PLACE IN THE HOUSE.
 KEVIN: EVE, I DON'T BLAME
YOU FOR BEING FRIGHTENED.
YOU CAN STILL BACK OUT.
 EVE: NO.
 KEVIN: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT
WE MIGHT FIND.
 EVE: PROBABLY A LOT OF DUST.
 KEVIN: I ALSO HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT EFFECT WHAT WE MIGHT FIND
MIGHT HAVE ON ME.
I'VE DONE TERRIBLE THINGS
TO FRIENDS.
 EVE: WELL, I COULD BE
A SERIAL KILLER.
 KEVIN: I DOUBT IT.
 EVE: LISTEN, KEVIN, YOU STICK
BY ME, AND I STICK BY YOU.
NOW, TO ME, THAT SOUNDS LIKE
THE BEGINNING OF A BEAUTIFUL
FRIENDSHIP.
 KEVIN: YOU'RE A BRAVE ONE,
AREN'T YOU?
 EVE: AH, NOT REALLY.
JUST DON'T HAPPEN TO HAVE
ANYPLACE ELSE I NEED TO BE RIGHT
NOW.
COME ON, LET'S GO CHECK OUT
THE ATTIC.
 LUCY: OH, PLEASE, GOD -- OH,
MARY, I AM HAILING YOU.
I DO NOT WANT TO DIE -- NOT LIKE
THIS, PLEASE.
 SCOTT: WHAT'S THAT AT 2:00?
 LUCY: HOW CAN YOU THINK ABOUT
TIME AT A TIME LIKE THIS?
WE ARE CRASHING!
 SCOTT: NO, NO, LUCY,
STARBOARD.
 LUCY: STARBOARD.
WHERE, WHERE, WHERE?
 SCOTT: OVER THERE,
OVER THERE!
 LUCY: OH, MY GOD!
IT'S SOME LIGHTS AROUND
A CLEARING!
THANK YOU, MARY!
THANK YOU, GOD.
 SCOTT: MAYBE SOME KIND
OF A BASEBALL FIELD
OR SOMETHING.
 LUCY: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
CAN WE GET THERE?
CAN WE MAKE IT?
 SCOTT: I THINK WE CAN,
I THINK WE CAN.
 LUCY: OK, WELL, THEN,
SCOTT, PLEASE, PUT THIS SUCKER
DOWN!
[BUZZER]
 LUCY: OH, MY GOD,
SCOTT, DO SOMETHING!
 SCOTT: MAYDAY! MAYDAY!
THIS IS 402.
WE'RE GOING DOWN.
WE'RE GOING DOWN.
I CANNOT GIVE YOU MY COORDINATES
BECAUSE NOTHING IS WORKING,
BUT WE'RE ABOUT 30 MILES OUTSIDE
OF OCALA.
WE ARE GOING TO ATTEMPT TO LAND
IN A SMALL FIELD.
[ENGINE STOPS]
 LUCY: SCOTT!
THIS IS IT.
 SCOTT: THIS IS IT.
 LUCY: AH!
IS THERE A STORE BETWEEN HERE
AND THE CANADIAN BORDERWE HAVEN'T BEEN TO?
HONEY, I'M BEAT, I'M STARVING.
HERE'S SOMETHING
GOOD FOR YOU.
ENSURE BARS?
COMPLETE, BALANCED NUTRITION...
TO GO.
 ENSURE BARS.
 WITH PROTEIN,
 24 VITAMINS AND MINERALS
 INCLUDING CALCIUM, VITAMIN D
 IRON, ZINC,
 ANTIOXIDANTS C & E.
 A SOURCE OF COMPLETE,
 BALANCED NUTRITION.
DELICIOUS. WHAT'S NEXT?
THE CANADIAN BORDER.
I'M READY.
 ENSURE BARS.
GLADE INTRODUCES...
AROMATHERAPY IN CANDLES
AND SPRAYS.
FRAGRANCES MADE
WITH AROMATHERAPY OILS.
TAKE A REFRESHING ESCAPE.
TAKE A SOOTHING ESCAPE.
TAKE A SIMPLE ESCAPE.
NEW SIMPLE ESCAPES.
FROM GLADE.
 Woman:
 THIS IS MY SON.
 THE PRINCE OF CYBERSPACE.
 HE ONLY LEAVES HIS ROOM
 TO COLLECT ALLOWANCE.
 MOST NIGHTS, GETTING HIM
 TO THE DINNER TABLE
 TAKES A MAJOR POWER FAILURE.
 BUT ON ORTEGA NIGHT, WELL,
 THINGS ARE A LITTLE DIFFERENT.
 SUDDENLY, HE'S PLUGGED INTO
 A GREAT MEXICAN MEAL.
 WITH CRISPY,
 ORTEGA TACO SHELLS,
 STILL MADE FROM
 WHOLE KERNEL CORN.
 THEY'RE EVEN BIGGER
 THAN OTHER SHELLS.
 NOBODY WANTS TO MISS
 SOMETHING THAT GOOD.
( crunch! )
 NOW, THAT'S A "MEGABYTE."
 ORTEGA. IT'S THE FAMILY RECIPE.
YOUR MORNING SHOWER.  RICH,
CLEANSING LATHER AWAKENS...
WHILE OLAY MOISTURIZERS SOFTEN.
IT'S THE SIMPLE JOY OF BEING
CLEAN AND FEELING CARED FOR.
BUT FEELING IS BELIEVING.
SO PROVE IT TO YOURSELF...
WITH OLAY
MOISTURIZING BODY WASH.
 ( ominous music playing )
 ( breathing heavily )
 ( metal clanging )
 JOE: KAREN, WHY DON'T YOU GO
HOME?
LET ME COVER FOR YOU, OK?
 KAREN: I KEEP THINKING IF IT
HADN'T BEEN FOR BRENDA AND A FEW
OTHER PEOPLE, I WOULDN'T BE
WHERE I AM RIGHT NOW.
 JOE: HEY, LISTEN TO ME --
THAT IS NOT TRUE.
KAREN, YOU WOULD'VE FOUND
YOUR WAY ALL ON YOUR OWN.
 KAREN: YOU HAVE MORE FAITH
IN ME THAN I DO.
YOU DIDN'T KNOW ME IN HIGH
SCHOOL.
WE LOST TOUCH AFTER YOU WENT
TO ST. ED'S.
WHEN I FIRST MET BRENDA,
JASON QUARTERMAINE AND I WERE
GOING OUT.
JAGGER AND I -- WE WERE JUST
FRIENDS.
 JOE: WHEN DID YOU REALIZE
THAT YOU CARED ABOUT JAGGER?
 KAREN: AROUND THE SAME TIME
THAT BRENDA AND HE GOT INVOLVED.
 JOE: AND WHEN DID HE REALIZE
THAT HE HAD FEELINGS FOR YOU?
 KAREN: HE SAYS HE KNEW
THE WHOLE TIME.
 JOE: EVEN WHEN HE WAS DATING
BRENDA?
 KAREN: BRENDA DID SOME
HORRIBLE THINGS TO ME, BUT WHEN
JAGGER AND I GOT TOGETHER,
WE REALLY HURT HER.
 JOE: BUT SHE MUST'VE
UNDERSTOOD BECAUSE YOU TWO
BECAME FRIENDS.
 KAREN: SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
WHEN SHE FOUND OUT THAT I WAS
STRIPPING --
 JOE: SHE HELPED YOU GET OUT
OF IT.
 KAREN: NO.
NO, SHE BLABBED ABOUT IT
TO THE WHOLE WORLD.
I THOUGHT I WOULD DIE.
BUT WHEN SHE FOUND OUT ABOUT
THE DRUGS AND THE ABUSE, SHE PUT
ASIDE THE FACT THAT I HAD TAKEN
SOMEONE SHE LOVED AND SHE HELPED
ME THROUGH ONE OF THE MOST
DIFFICULT TIMES OF MY LIFE.
BRENDA AND I WERE THE WALKING
DEFINITION OF LITTLE GIRLS LOST.
BUT I THINK WE FOUND OUT THAT
WE BOTH WANTED THE SAME THING --
TO BE LOVED UNCONDITIONALLY.
 JOE: YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU HAVE THAT RIGHT NOW.
 KAREN: I KNOW.
AND BRENDA -- I THINK SHE FOUND
THAT WITH JAX.
IT'S JUST SO UNFAIR THAT
SHE LOST IT ALL.
I MEAN, ALL AROUND US,
PEOPLE ARE DYING --
BY MURDER, BY ACCIDENT.
ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THAT
THERE'S SOME -- SOME MASTER PLAN
TO ALL THIS?
I MEAN, GOD, I REALLY HOPE SO,
BECAUSE OTHERWISE, I'M GOING
TO HAVE A REALLY HARD TIME
GETTING THROUGH MY LIFE.
I DON'T EVER WANT TO LOSE YOU.
 JOE: AND YOU WON'T.
 KAREN: THAT'S NOT A PROMISE
THAT WE CAN MAKE EACH OTHER.
 JOE: I CAN PROMISE YOU THAT
I WILL NEVER, EVER LEAVE
YOU OF MY OWN FREE WILL.
 KAREN: I GUESS THAT'S ABOUT
AS GOOD A PROMISE AS WE CAN
MAKE.
JOE, I PROMISE YOU THAT I WILL
NEVER, EVER LEAVE YOU OF MY OWN
FREE WILL, EITHER.
 KEVIN: YOU KNOW WHAT I FIND
ODD IS THAT THERE'S SO LITTLE
OF MY PAST LEFT IN THIS PLACE,
BUT IT JUST LIVES ON
AND ON IN MY PSYCHE.
 EVE: WELL, MAYBE WE WILL BE
ABLE TO FIND A CLUE
TO YOUR MEMORIES IN THESE OLD
PHOTO ALBUMS.
 KEVIN: I DOUBT IT.
IT'S ALL BEEN PURGED.
IT'S LIKE SOMEONE WAS CLEANING
UP A CRIME SCENE.
HEY -- THERE'S A STRAIGHT LINE
FOR YOU, RYAN.
WHERE ARE YOU?
AREN'T YOU GOING TO JUMP ON THAT
ONE?
 EVE: MAYBE IT'S A GOOD THING
THAT HE'S NOT THERE -- UM,
HERE -- BECAUSE YOU NEED TO GIVE
YOURSELF A BREAK.
IT'S LIKE WHEN YOU WERE TRYING
REALLY HARD TO FIND YOUR KEYS,
YOU KNOW?
JUST DON'T RUSH YOURSELF.
 KEVIN: I'M OUT OF TIME
AND I'M OUT OF PATIENCE.
 EVE: HEY, WHERE YOU GOING?
 KEVIN: I'M NOT GOING TO SIT
AROUND HERE AND LET HIM MAKE
A FOOL OUT OF ME!
 EVE: KEVIN, YOU SAID YOURSELF
THAT HE IS A FIGMENT
OF YOUR IMAGINATION.
AREN'T YOU DOING THIS
TO YOURSELF?
 KEVIN: THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT
WORSE, EVE.
I'M MAKING MYSELF CRAZY.
I DON'T HAVE ANYONE ELSE
TO BLAME!
 EVE: YOU ARE NOT CRAZY,
ALL RIGHT?
NOW, YOU ARE BRAVELY GOING WHERE
NO KEVIN HAS GONE BEFORE.
 KEVIN: THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE
A GOOD THING?
 EVE: WELL, KEVIN, COME ON,
A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE AFRAID
TO DEAL WITH THEIR PAST,
SO THEY DRINK OR THEY DO DRUGS
OR THEY GET DIVORCED
OR SOMETHING.
BUT YOU?
YOU'RE JUST -- YOU'RE FACING IT
HEAD-ON.
 KEVIN: WELL, LIFE IS TOO
SHORT FOR THOSE GAMES.
YOU KNOW I FOUND OUT EARLIER
THAT A FRIEND OF MINE DIED?
BRENDA BARRETT.
SHE HAD EVERYTHING IN FRONT
OF HER.
AND NOW IT'S ALL GONE
AND THERE'S NOTHING THAT ANYONE
CAN DO ABOUT IT!
OUR LIVES ARE TOO FRAGILE,
AND YET HERE I AM TURNING MYSELF
INSIDE OUT.
AND FOR WHAT?
PEACE? TRUTH?
I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE.
AND FRANKLY, I DON'T CARE.
I'M DONE WITH IT.
 EVE: HEY, YOU CAME HERE
TO GET ANSWERS, AND WE ARE NOT
LEAVING HERE UNTIL WE GET THEM.
 KEVIN: NO, EVE, I WAS WRONG.
JASMINE ISLAND IS NOTHING
BUT A DEAD END FOR ME.
 SCOTT: LUCY?
LUCY, YOU ALL RIGHT?
LUCY?
GET SOME AIR IN HERE.
LUCY?
TALK TO ME, KID.
CAN YOU HEAR ME?
ARE YOU OK?
 LUCY: I'M AFRAID TO MOVE.
 SCOTT: COME ON, WHAT DO
YOU MEAN?
YOU'RE SCARING ME HERE WITH THIS
POSSUM ACT.
 LUCY: OK. I'LL TRY.
OH.
HEY, MY LEGS ARE STILL THERE.
MY HANDS.
MY ARMS ARE STILL ATTACHED.
MY HEAD'S STILL ON.
OH, MY GOSH.
YOU KNOW, I ASSUMED THAT CRASH
POSITION THE FLIGHT ATTENDANTS
ARE ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT WHEN
YOU TAKE OFF, BUT I'M USUALLY
READING A MAGAZINE.
I'M JUST SO PROUD OF MYSELF
FOR REMEMBERING.
YOU KNOW, WHAT A GREAT THING.
 SCOTT: GUESS YOU DIDN'T BREAK
YOUR JAW.
 LUCY: OH.
ARE YOU HURT?
ARE YOU OK?
 SCOTT: I'M FINE. FINE.
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY -- ANY
LANDING YOU WALK AWAY FROM IS
A GOOD ONE.
 LUCY: YEAH.
YES! YOU DID IT!
I AM NEVER, EVER GOING TO GET
IN ANOTHER PLANE WITH YOU,
BUT, OH, PAL, YOU ARE ONE HELL
OF A PILOT.
OH, WE HAVE BEEN IN SOME
RIDICULOUS SCRAPES BEFORE,
BUT, THANK GOD, THIS IS
A MIRACLE.
WE DID IT, WE DID IT, WE DID IT!
 SCOTT: COME ON, CUT
THE HUGGING OUT HERE.
 LUCY: WELL, CAN'T A GAL JUST
HUG HER PAL BECAUSE SHE'S GLAD
THEY'RE BOTH SO ALIVE?
 SCOTT: WE'RE NOT PALS
ANYMORE.
 LUCY: OH, COME ON, STOP BEING
SO GRUMPY.
WE JUST DODGED ONE OF
THE BIGGEST BULLETS
OF OUR ENTIRE CAREER TOGETHER,
AND LOOK --
 SCOTT: WHAT'S THE MATTER?
WHAT'D YOU CLAM UP FOR?
 LUCY: DON'T LOOK NOW,
BUT -- BUT THERE'S A GUY OUTSIDE
THE WINDOW WITH AN UZI MACHINE
GUN TRAINED ON US.
 SCOTT: WHERE?
 LUCY: DON'T LOOK, DON'T LOOK,
DON'T LOOK, DON'T LOOK!
 SCOTT: OH.
OH, BOY.
HE'S GOT A GIRLFRIEND
WITH AN UZI, TOO.
 LUCY: WE'RE SURROUNDED.
 SCOTT: AND I DON'T THINK
THEY'RE SERVING UP STONE CRABS.
ü EVERYONE IS BEAUTIFUL ü
ü IN THEIR OWN WAY ü
ü FRESH FACE TO THE WORLD ü
ü FRESH FACE TO THE DAY ü
CLEAN MAKE-UP
FROM COVER GIRL.
SO FRESH THEY'RE NOT SEEING
YOUR MAKE-UP...
THEY'RE SEEING YOU.
ü EVERYONE IS BEAUTIFUL ü
ü SHOW IT TO THE WORLD ü
CLEAN.  FOR ALL THE BEAUTIFUL
COLORS OF YOU.
ü OH, YEAH, EASY, BREEZY
  BEAUTIFUL COVER GIRL üü
ü
ü I'M A BIG KID
  LOOK WHAT I CAN DO ü
ü I CAN MAKE A GARDEN GROW
  LIKE A BIG KID TOO ü
HEY, BIG KID.  LOOK WHO'S
ON PULL-UPS TRAINING PANTS !
MINNIE MOUSE !  LOOKS JUST LIKE
BIG KID UNDERWEAR...
SO YOU'LL WANT TO WEAR 'EM.
ü MOMMY, WOW ü
ü I'M A BIG KID NOW üü
UH, I'M A LITTLE
NERVOUS.
IT'S YOUR FIRST DAY,
BLEACH-FREE.
WELL, WHAT HAPPENS NOW ?
WE'LL BOTH GET
STAINFIGHTERS,
HU-HUH.
AND THEN BRIGHTENERS
FOR COLORS.
BUT FIRST YOU GET SPECIAL
ENZYMES, INSTEAD OF BLEACH,
'CAUSE YOU'RE BLEACH-FREE.
OooH!
I LIKE IT.
 INTRODUCING NEW
 BLEACH-FREE CLOROX 2.
 A BLEACH-FREE BREAKTHROUGH
 THAT WORKS WITH SPECIAL ENZYMES
 TO REMOVE STAINS
 AND KEEP COLORS BRIGHT.
GET READY COLORS,
HERE I COME!
WELCOME TO THE FAMILY,
BLEACH-FREE.
 NEW BLEACH-FREE CLOROX 2.
HOW DO I MAKE MY ESCAPE ?
WITH SOMETHING CHOCOLATEY.
VIENNESE CHOCOLATE CAFE...
FROM GENERAL FOODS
INTERNATIONAL COFFEES.
TASTES SO RICH AND CREAMY,
IT'S MY CHOCOLATEY GET-AWAY
FROM THE EVERYDAY.
GENERAL FOODS
INTERNATIONAL COFFEES.
THAT'S HOW I UNPLUG.
 JOE: LISTEN, KAREN, I KNOW
HOW SHAKEN UP YOU MUST BE,
BUT LIFE IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN
YOU'RE BUSY MAKING OTHER PLANS.
 KAREN: THAT'S SUPPOSED
TO CHEER ME UP?
 JOE: YES, IT IS. IT IS.
YOU PUT A POSITIVE SPIN ON IT.
KAREN, LET'S USE THE
UNPREDICTABILITY OF LIFE TO LOVE
EACH OTHER WHILE WE STILL CAN.
 KAREN: I WANT MORE THAN THAT.
I MAY BE SELFISH, BUT I WANT
TO LOVE YOU FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE.
I WANT KIDS AND GRANDKIDS
AND GREAT-GRANDKIDS.
I WANT FAMILY TRADITIONS OUT
THE WAZOO.
I WANT THE SAME CORNY JOKES
EVERY THANKSGIVING DINNER.
I WANT ARGUMENTS OVER WHO MADE
WHICH ORNAMENT.
 JOE: HOLD ON A SECOND,
WEXLER.
BACK IT UP.
 KAREN: WHAT?
 JOE: ARE YOU ACCUSING ME
OF CORNY JOKES?
 KAREN: ABSOLUTELY.
AND DON'T EVER CHANGE.
BE MY JOE FOREVER, PLEASE.
 JOE: I WANT TO ERASE ALL
YOUR BAD MEMORIES WITH
A LIFETIME OF LOVE AND LAUGHTER.
LET'S START RIGHT NOW.
LET'S ELOPE.
 EVE: I'M GLAD YOU DECIDED
TO STAY.
NOW, I WANT YOU SIT THERE AND DO
NOTHING.
I DON'T WANT YOU TO THINK
AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO SPEAK
UNTIL I FIGURE OUT WANT TO DO
NEXT.
 KEVIN: THAT'S A PRETTY TALL
ORDER.
 EVE: YEAH, WELL, I'M A MEAN,
OLD DOCTOR WHO'LL GIVE
YOU A SHOT IN THE BUTT
IF YOU DON'T DO WHAT I SAY.
 WOMAN'S VOICE: WATCH
THE BABY!
HE'S GOING TO GET CUT!
[BABY CRIES]
 EVE: I'M SO SORRY.
I GUESS I'M JUST A LITTLE MORE
NERVOUS THAN I LET ON.
 KEVIN: THERE WAS A BABY.
 EVE: WHAT?
WHERE?
 KEVIN: AT THE PICNIC.
I REMEMBER NOW.
THERE WAS A CRASH
AND A BABY CRYING.
 EVE: A BABY?
WHO HAD A BABY?
 KEVIN: I HAVE NO IDEA.
 LUCY: HEY, LISTEN, WE ARE
SO SORRY THAT WE JUST DROPPED
IN ON THE TWO OF YOU
SO UNEXPECTEDLY.
YOU KNOW, WE DIDN'T MEAN
TO TRESPASS ON YOUR LITTLE,
CUTE FIELD, BUT OUR PLANE HAD
TROUBLE.
 SCOTT: YEAH, WE JUST KIND
OF FELL OUT OF THE SKY LIKE
A DEAD DUCK.
 LUCY: SIGMUND.
 SCOTT: SORRY.
 WOMAN: SIT DOWN!
 LUCY: SO THERE WE WERE.
WE JUST FEEL REALLY LUCKY
TO HAVE SEEN THE LIGHTS
OF YOUR LITTLE FIELD.
 SCOTT: YES, VERY LUCKY.
 LUCY: HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
IF WE DAMAGED ANYTHING DROPPING
OUT OF THE SKY LIKE THAT --
A LITTLE ROCK OR SCRATCHED
A BRANCH OR BROKE A LITTLE TWIG
OF GRASS -- WE'D BE HAPPY TO PAY
FOR IT.
LET US PAY.
TELL US HOW MUCH AND THEN WE'LL
BE ON OUR MERRY WAY.
 MAN: YOU THINK THEY'RE
WORKING FOR SORENSEN?
 LUCY: NO, YOU KNOW, I DON'T
THINK I KNOW ANY SORE--
OH, THERE IS A LOVELY SORENSEN
COUPLE IN THE HAMPTONS.
THE HAMPTON --
 SCOTT: I DON'T THINK WE KNOW
ANY SORENSENS.
IN FACT, I KNOW THAT WE DON'T
KNOW ANY SORENSENS.
 LUCY: UH, RIGHT.
NO, NO, NO.
DON'T KNOW ANY SORENSENS --
CERTAINLY NOT THE SORENSENS
THE TWO OF YOU WOULD KNOW.
 WOMAN: MAYBE THEY'RE FEDS.
 MAN: THEY'RE SURE NOT
THE 10 KEYS WE WERE EXPECTING.
 LUCY: OH, SO YOU WERE
EXPECTING COMPANY?
WELL, WE CERTAINLY DIDN'T MEAN
TO INTRUDE, ESPECIALLY
ON YOUR PREPARATIONS.
YOU LOOK A MESS.
YOU NEED TO GET READY.
SO WHY DON'T WE GO, GET OUT
OF YOUR HAIR.
HERE WE GO.
 MAN: YOU'RE NOT GOING
ANYWHERE!