pc nov 20

KEVIN: I ASSUME THE ROLLING
PIN IS FOR PROTECTION.
 VICTOR: OH, NO.
I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT
WITH A PROSPECTIVE BUYER
AT THE JASMINE ISLAND HOUSE.
 KEVIN: WELL, DON'T SCARE HIM
OFF NOW.
 VICTOR: IT'S NOT A HIM.
IT'S A SHE.
AND I INTEND TO GET OUT THERE
EARLY ENOUGH TO BAKE A BATCH
OF MY PUMPKIN-SPICE COOKIES.
A HOME-BAKED AROMA WAFTING
THROUGH A HOUSE MAY VERY WELL
CLINCH THE DEAL.
IT'S AN OLD REALTOR'S TRICK.
 KEVIN: WELL, IF THAT DOESN'T
WORK, TRY AN EXORCIST.
 VICTOR: WHEN I GET AN OFFER
AND I NEED TO REACH YOU LATER,
WHERE WILL YOU BE?
 KEVIN: I'LL BE AT
THE HOSPITAL.
EVE PULLED THE SCHEDULES OF ALL
THE DOCTORS WHO WERE STUCK
ON THE ELEVATOR.
IF WE'RE LUCKY, WE CAN COME UP
WITH SOME CLUES ABOUT WHO
PLANTED THE BOMB.
 VICTOR: DO YOU THINK
THE BOMBER MIGHT HAVE BEEN
ACCIDENTALLY CAUGHT
IN THE ELEVATOR?
 KEVIN: POSSIBLY.
IT'S ALSO POSSIBLE THAT WE CAN
DETERMINE IF PEOPLE STUCK
ON THE ELEVATOR WERE CHOSEN
VICTIMS OR SIMPLY UNLUCKY.
THEIR SCHEDULES COULD TURN UP
SOME COMMON DENOMINATORS.
 VICTOR: SOME PEOPLE HAVE ALL
THE FUN.
 KEVIN: TELL YOU WHAT --
YOU GO MEET THE BUYER, COME BACK
WITH A SALE, AND I'LL COMPARE
NOTES WITH YOU LATER.
 LARK: MMM.
 JULIE: MMM.
SOMETHING SMELLS GOOD.
WHAT ARE YOU MAKING?
 LARK: IT'S MARY'S PLUM
PUDDING.
FRANK SAYS SHE MAKES IT EVERY
YEAR.
AND SHE'S OUT OF COMMISSION THIS
YEAR, SO I THOUGHT I'D SURPRISE
HER AND MAKE IT.
FRANK NABBED THE RECIPE FOR ME.
 JULIE: NEED ANY HELP?
 LARK: NO, I WANT TO SAY I DID
THIS ALL BY MYSELF.
 JULIE: OK. OK.
 LARK: SO HOW ARE THINGS
AT THE HOSPITAL?
 JULIE: OH, THEY'RE QUIET.
NOTHING MUCH HAS HAPPENED SINCE
THE BOMB SCARE.
 FRANK: HEY, BOTH
OF YOU IN THE KITCHEN.
I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE DAY.
MMM. MY FAVORITE.
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION]
 JULIE: BAD BOY. STOP THAT!
 FRANK: OUCH.
 JULIE: WELL, YOU'LL GIVE
YOURSELF SALMONELLA.
THERE'S A DOZEN RAW EGGS
IN THERE.
 FRANK: THE WHISKEY IN IT WILL
KILL ALL THE GERMS.
 LARK: IT'S NOT IN THERE YET.
IT'S NOT EVEN STEAMED.
 FRANK: OH, WHY DIDN'T
YOU TELL ME?
IF THERE'S NO WHISKEY IN IT,
WHY BOTHER?
 LARK: PROMISE ME YOU WON'T
EAT AND SNEAK IT ALL BEFORE
THANKSGIVING.
 JULIE: WELL, THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO RUIN IT
FOR THE OTHERS.
 FRANK: OK, YOU HAVE MY WORD.
IT'S SAFE FROM ME.
NOW, WHAT ELSE DO WE HAVE TO EAT
AROUND HERE?
 JULIE: OH, THERE'S FRUIT
IN THE FRIDGE.
HOW'S YOUR MOM TODAY?
 FRANK: SHE'S OK.
HER ANGIOGRAM LOOKED GOOD,
BUT HER BLOOD PRESSURE IS STILL
148/90.
 JULIE: DID YOU SPEAK
TO HER ABOUT MOVING IN WITH US?
 FRANK: JOE AND I ARE GOING
TO TACKLE THAT ONE LATER TODAY.
 JULIE: OH, SHE DOESN'T STAND
A CHANCE WITH YOU DOUBLE-TEAMING
HER.
TRY TO GET HER HOME BEFORE
THANKSGIVING.
THAT WAY WE CAN SIT DOWN
FOR A NICE HOLIDAY DINNER
TOGETHER.
 KAREN: HEY, CUTIE.
 JOE: HEY.
 KAREN: YOU'RE HERE EARLY.
 JOE: YEAH, WELL,
A, YOU'RE HERE, AND,
B, I'M MEETING WITH FRANK TO TRY
TO CONVINCE MOM TO MOVE
IN WITH US.
 KAREN: HMM. MARY.
SHE HAS A PROBLEM, AND IT'S NOT
GOING TO BE EASY TO GET
HER TO ADMIT SHE NEEDS HELP.
 JOE: YEAH, AND THE TIMING
DOESN'T HELP US.
I MEAN, THIS TIME OF THE YEAR
SHE USUALLY TAKES CHARGE
OF THE HOLIDAYS, MANAGES
EVERYONE'S SCHEDULE,
COOKS ENOUGH FOOD FOR A SMALL
ARMY.
SHE'S GOING TO HATE NOT TO BE
ABLE TO.
 KAREN: WELL, WHO KNOWS?
MAYBE SHE'LL REALIZE HOW
FORTUNATE SHE IS.
I MEAN, NOT ALL FAMILIES GET
TO SPEND THANKSGIVING TOGETHER.
 JOE: YEAH.
WHEN DOES YOUR DAD HEAR
HIS SENTENCE?
 KAREN: ANY TIME NOW.
MAYBE EVEN TODAY.
 LUCY: LISTEN, YOU, YOU SHOULD
COME UP WITH SOMETHING
ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL TO DO TODAY
TO TAKE YOUR MIND OFF
EVERYTHING.
 SCOTT: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT?
SPENDING THE DAY WITH MY TWO
FAVORITE GIRLS -- WHAT COULD BE
BETTER?
HMM?
 LUCY: I --
I JUST NEED TO ASK THIS.
DO YOU THINK THE JUDGE WILL SEND
YOU TO JAIL?
AHEM.
 SERENA: I HID ALL THE CLUES.
CAN WE PLAY TREASURE MAP NOW?
 SCOTT: WELL, I DON'T SEE WHY
NOT.
LET'S SEE, THERE'S BOOTY THERE
AT THE END OF THE --
 LUCY: GIVE ME THIS.
IT'S SO ARTISTIC.
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
 SERENA: ELLEN HELPED ME,
AND I KIND OF COPIED THE OTHER
ONE.
WANT TO SEE?
I'LL GO GET IT.
 LUCY: YEAH.
 SERENA: OK.
HOWDY DOODY, IT'S THE BALDWIN
RESIDENCY.
 EVE: LUCY, HI, IT'S EVE.
CAN I SPEAK TO SCOTT, PLEASE?
 LUCY: UH, YEAH, SURE.
JUST A MOMENT.
 EVE: THANKS.
 LUCY: UH --
IT'S EVE.
 SCOTT: THANK YOU.
HELLO.
 EVE: HI.
HAVE YOU HEARD ANYTHING YET?
 SCOTT: NO. NO I HAVEN'T.
 EVE: OH, OK, WELL,
I'M JUST -- I JUST WANTED
TO CALL AND THANK YOU
FOR STANDING UP FOR ME IN COURT
YESTERDAY.
 SCOTT: WELL, YOU KNOW,
I CAN'T RESIST A DAMSEL
IN DISTRESS.
 EVE: OH, RIGHT.
IS THAT WHY YOU'RE WITH LUCY?
OH, I'M SORRY.
I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT.
LISTEN, I'VE GOT TO GO.
I'M GOING TO BE MEETING KEVIN,
SO --
 SCOTT: RIGHT, RIGHT.
 EVE: YEAH.
WELL, LISTEN, GOOD LUCK
WITH THE JUDGE, OK?
 SCOTT: THANK YOU.
 EVE: YOU'RE WELCOME.
GOOD-BYE.
 SCOTT: BYE, EVE.
SHE, UH, WANTED TO THANK ME.
 LUCY: HMM.
WELL, SHE SHOULD.
YOU SAVED HER SKIN ONCE AGAIN.
 SCOTT: LUCY, IT JUST,
YOU KNOW, SEEMED LIKE I WASN'T
GOING TO WIN.
 LUCY: I SEE.
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID IS
YOU TOOK THE PRESSURE OFF EVE
BY PLEADING GUILTY TO A LESSER
CHARGE.
 SCOTT: SO, WHAT'S THE BIG
DEAL?
 LUCY: HEY.
 SERENA: FOUND IT.
 LUCY: OOPS.
 SCOTT: WELL, I THINK I LIKE
YOUR MAP BETTER.
BUT IF THERE'S A POT OF GOLD
HERE, I COULD SURE USE IT TODAY.
SO LET'S GET STARTED.
 KEVIN: HEY.
LOOK AT THAT --
THE ELEVATOR WORKS.
 EVE: OH, YAY.
IT'S ABOUT TIME.
 KEVIN: SOMETHING WRONG?
SCOTT BEEN SENTENCED?
 EVE: NO, NOT YET.
IT'S JUST MY OVERWHELMING
FEELING OF GUILT THAT HE MAY GO
TO JAIL FOR PROTECTING ME.
 KEVIN: NO, SCOTT MAY GO
TO JAIL BECAUSE HE TAMPERED
WITH EVIDENCE.
 EVE: I JUST CALLED OVER THERE
TO GIVE HIM MY BEST, AND LUCY
ANSWERED THE PHONE.
 KEVIN: YEAH, SHE'S BEEN
STAYING THERE EVER SINCE
THE KILLER THREATENED HER.
 EVE: WELL, DO YOU THINK
SHE'LL STILL STAY THERE AFTER
THE THREAT IS GONE?
 KEVIN: OH, FAR BE IT FROM ME
TO PREDICT LUCY COE'S BEHAVIOR.
 EVE: I'M JUST GOING TO MIND
MY OWN BUSINESS.
ALL RIGHT, LISTEN.
I WENT OVER THE SCHEDULES
AND THE CHARTS FOR EVERYONE THAT
WAS WORKING THE DAY
OF THE BOMBINGS, OK?
JOE, ELLEN, AND KAREN WERE ALL
COVERED.
THEY WERE ALL WITH PATIENTS
AT THAT TIME.
 KEVIN: WHAT ABOUT JULIE?
 EVE: WELL, THAT'S THE WEIRD
THING.
SHE HAS A HUGE GAP IN
HER SCHEDULE.
 KEVIN: FOR HOW LONG?
 EVE: TWO LONG HOURS.
AND I CHECKED THE CHART,
AND THE LAST TIME SHE WAS
WITH A PATIENT WAS AT 10:15.
 KEVIN: SHE TOLD ME SHE SPENT
PART OF THAT DAY REVIEWING LAB
REPORTS AND TESTS ON
THE COMPUTER IN THE ON-CALL
ROOM.
 EVE: WELL, IF SHE DID,
THERE'S A WAY WE CAN FIND OUT.
COME ON, FOLLOW ME.
WANT MORE TIME
FOR THE IMPORTANT THINGS
THIS HOLIDAY SEASON ?
THEN GET YOUR SHOPPING DONE
EARLY THIS SATURDAY AT SEARS.
YOU'LL SAVE 10% ON EVERYTHING,
EVEN SALE-PRICED ITEMS.
WHATEVER MAKES YOU MERRY,
YOU'LL FIND IT
AT THE MERRY SIDE OF SEARS.
HEY, PARKAY,
WHAT'S THE WORD ?
BETTER.
- BETTER ?  AREN'T YOU
  SUPPOSED TO SAY, "BUTTER" ?
- BETTER.
BUTTER.
 BETTER.
 LOOK AT HOW YOU MELT.
 JUST LIKE BUTTER.
MMM.  YOU REALLY DO
TASTE BETTER.
 BUTTER !
THE FLAVOR
SAYS--
BUTTER.
 JOE: LISTEN, MOM, YOU DON'T
HAVE TO BE TO THERAPY
FOR 10 MORE MINUTES.
WHY DON'T YOU JUST SIT DOWN
SO WE CAN CHAT FOR A WHILE?
 MARY: OK.
 FRANK: MOM, WE WERE WONDERING
IF YOU'D GIVEN ANY THOUGHT
TO WHAT HAPPENS AFTER
YOUR DISCHARGE.
 MARY: WELL, I'LL DO A FEW
MORE WEEKS OF THERAPY, AND THEN
I'LL BE BACK TO NORMAL.
 JOE: WELL, A FEW MORE MONTHS
IS LIKE IT.
 FRANK: SHE'LL PROBABLY NEED
HELP AT HER APARTMENT.
 JOE: WOW, WHICH COULD BE
REALLY EXPENSIVE.
IT MIGHT NOT BE COVERED
BY INSURANCE.
 FRANK: NOT TO MENTION HOW
IRRITATING IT IS TO HAVE
STRANGERS LIVING WITH YOU.
 JOE: AND YOU KNOW HOW MUCH
YOU WOULD HATE THAT.
 MARY: UH-HUH.
AND SHE'D LIKE TO KNOW WHAT
THE POINT OF ALL THIS IS.
 JOE: MOM, LOOK, WE THINK
YOU SHOULD COME LIVE WITH US
WHEN YOU LEAVE THE HOSPITAL.
 MARY: WHY?
I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO DO
YOUR LAUNDRY.
 FRANK: WE WANT TO KEEP AN EYE
ON YOU UNTIL YOU RECOVER.
 MARY: OH, GEE, THAT SOUNDS
LIKE FUN.
NO THANK YOU.
 FRANK: MOM, AT LEAST JOIN US
FOR THE HOLIDAYS.
THAT WAY IT'LL SAVE US ALL
THE RUNNING BACK AND FORTH.
 MARY: OH, WELL, I CAN ALWAYS
CALL A CAB IF IT'S SO MUCH
BOTHER TO YOU.
 JOE: MOM, PLEASE!
AT LEAST WITH US YOU'D BE
IN A HOUSE FULL OF DOCTORS.
 MARY: YOU KNOW, I MAY HAVE
LOST SOME OF MY HEALTH,
BUT I HAVEN'T LOST MY
SELF-RESPECT.
THE ANSWER IS NO, AND THAT'S
FINAL.
AND I HAVE TO GO OFF TO THERAPY,
AND I'M GOING THERE ALONE, OK?
EXCUSE ME.
 JOE: GREAT.
THAT WENT WELL.
 FRANK: OH, WELL, AT LEAST
SHE DIDN'T TRY TO GROUND US.
 LUCY: HMM.
"IF YOU FOUND THIS CLUE,
YOU'RE DOING WELL.
THE NEXT CLUE CAN BE FOUND UNDER
THE BELL."
 SCOTT: HMM.
 LUCY: HMM.
 SCOTT: DO YOU THINK THAT
COULD BE THE DOORBELL?
 LUCY: YEAH.
 SCOTT: HEY, HEY,
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
 LUCY: YES.
YES, YES, YES.
I GOT IT.
I GOT IT.
OOH, YOU KNOW WHAT I GOT?
A COUPON GOOD FOR ONE REALLY BIG
CHOCOLATE-CHIP COOKIE BAKED
BY CHEFETTE SERENA.
AH, I LOVE IT.
 SCOTT: NO, IT WAS MY IDEA,
SO I WOULD LIKE THE COUPON.
 LUCY: NO, NO, NO, NO.
SNOOZE YOU LOSE.
YOU GOT TO KEEP UP.
 SCOTT: NO, NO, NO, NO.
 LUCY: YOU DON'T GET
THE COUPON.
 SCOTT: I WANT THE COUPON.
 LUCY: IT'S MINE, MINE, MINE.
 SERENA: HEY, YOU TWO,
IT'S NICE TO SHARE.
 SCOTT: YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY
RIGHT.
NOW, GIVE ME THAT!
 LUCY: YOU GOT THE LAST ONE.
 SCOTT: "IF YOU FOUND THIS
CLUE, YOU'RE NO SLOUCH.
THE TREASURE CAN BE FOUND UNDER
THE --"
 LUCY: HMM.
 SCOTT: HMM.
IT DOESN'T SAY.
 LUCY: UNDER THE WHAT?
UNDER THE WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?
 SCOTT: I DON'T KNOW.
 SERENA: CAN'T YOU GUYS GUESS?
 LUCY: HMM.
 SCOTT: HMM.
 LUCY: SLOUCH AND --
 LUCY and SCOTT: COUCH!
 SCOTT: WAIT, WAIT.
 LUCY: OW!
OW, YOU BUMPED MY HEAD.
GIVE ME THAT.
IT'S A BIG ONE.
IT'S A BIG ONE.
LOOK AT THIS.
LOOK AT THIS.
 SCOTT: WHAT IS IT?
 LUCY: OOH-LA-LA.
HERE.
THESE ARE BEAUTIFUL.
HOW SWEET.
 SCOTT: MMM.
 SERENA: THAT'S YOUR TREASURE.
DADDY'S THE KING AND LUCY'S
THE QUEEN OF BALDWIN-COEVILLE!
 SCOTT: NO, COME HERE, YOU.
YOU'RE MY TREASURE.
 SERENA: DID I CHEER YOU UP?
 SCOTT: YEAH, YOU BET.
YOU'RE THE BEST TREASURE I EVER
FOUND, AND I PITY ANY PIRATE
THAT TRIES TO TAKE YOU AWAY
FROM ME.
 SERENA: DO YOU SUPPOSE
PIRATES MADE THE REAL MAP?
 LUCY: DO YOU KNOW I THINK
THAT IS A DISTINCT POSSIBILITY.
 SCOTT: HMM.
 SERENA: IT LOOKS REAL TO ME.
 SCOTT: WHOA!
OH, BOY, UH-OH.
 LUCY: OOPSY-DAISY.
OH, I GOT IT.
I'LL CLEAN IT UP.
WAIT A MINUTE.
 SERENA: IT'S A REAL TREASURE
MAP, AND LOOK WHAT I DID TO IT.
 SCOTT: IT'S OK.
 LUCY: NO, IT'S NOT
YOUR FAULT.
I SHOULDN'T HAVE LEFT THE COFFEE
THERE.
HEY, IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
 SCOTT: YOU KNOW WHAT?
WE HAVE THAT FRIEND THAT WORKS
AT THE LIBRARY, YOU KNOW,
THAT WAS ALWAYS CLEANING UP OLD
MANUSCRIPTS?
 LUCY: OH, YES, YES, YES, YES.
 SCOTT: REMEMBER?
HE WAS A FRIEND OF YOURS.
YEAH, I'M GOING TO GIVE HIM
A CALL, AND HE'LL FIX THIS THING
RIGHT UP.
DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT IT,
SERENA, OK?
 LUCY: THERE WE GO.
THERE WE GO.
HEY, IT'S OK.
REALLY, IT'S FINE.
 SCOTT: DON'T WORRY.
THERE'S SOME THINGS I CAN FIX.
I NEED THE NUMBER TO
THE LIBRARY.
 KAREN: HEY, MARY.
 MARY: HI.
 KAREN: HI.
HOW WAS THERAPY?
 MARY: BORING.
 KAREN: OH.
DIDN'T YOU AT LEAST GET A NICE
MASSAGE OUT OF IT?
 MARY: ALL RIGHT, THAT PART
WAS OK.
 KAREN: SO, JOE TELLS ME THAT
YOU DON'T WANT TO MOVE
IN WITH THEM.
 MARY: I DON'T.
I CAN MANAGE BY MYSELF.
 KAREN: WELL, EXCUSE
MY CURIOSITY, BUT I CAN'T FIGURE
THAT BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING
TO HAVE TO DRESS YOURSELF,
GET GROCERIES, DO LAUNDRY,
CLEAN UP, ALL WHILE DEALING
WITH PARESTHESIA.
 MARY: YOU KNOW, I HAVE BEEN
AROUND A FEW STROKE VICTIMS
IN MY TIME.
I DON'T NEED A LECTURE ON WHAT
TO EXPECT.
EXCUSE ME, KAREN.
 KAREN: SO, THEN DON'T DO IT
FOR YOURSELF.
DO IT FOR JOE AND FRANK.
THE TRUTH IS THE STROKE REALLY
SCARED THEM.
THEY WERE SO WORRIED ABOUT YOU.
I THINK THEY'RE THE ONES THAT
NEED YOU TO STICK CLOSE
FOR A WHILE.
IT MUST BE NICE TO HAVE SONS
THAT LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
 EVE: THERE'S A PROGRAM
ON THIS TERMINAL THAT LOGS TIME
ON AND OFF FOR EACH USER.
THE ADMINISTRATION IS GOING
TO USE IT TO TRACK BILLING TIME
FOR RESEARCH PROJECTS.
THEY HAVEN'T ACTUALLY STARTED
USING IT YET, BUT THEY DID
INSTALL THE PROGRAM.
 KEVIN: MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST
CHECK THE AUTO-EXEC FILES.
 EVE: NOPE.
PROGRAM WAS IMBEDDED
IN A UTILITIES APPLICATION.
AH, THERE WE GO.
OK, THIS IS A LIST OF ALL
THE PEOPLE WHO'VE USED
THE TERMINAL TODAY.
 KEVIN: GREAT, GREAT, GREAT.
OK, NOW, CAN WE GO TO THE DAY
OF THE BOMBING?
 EVE: YEAH, LET'S SEE
IF WE CAN DO THAT.
YEAH, OK.
THERE'S THE LIST.
 KEVIN: JULIE'S NAME ISN'T
EVEN ON THERE.
 EVE: SO SHE LIED.
 KEVIN: SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS
LOGGED ON BETWEEN 10:30
AND 11:00.
SEE IF ANYONE WAS LOGGED
ON THEN.
 EVE: OK.
MARCIA.
 KEVIN: MARCIA?
 EVE: MARCIA?
WAIT A MINUTE.
THIS TERMINAL IS STRICTLY
FOR INTERNS AND RESIDENTS ONLY.
 KEVIN: WELL, THEN WHO IS
MARCIA?
 EVE: I HAVE NO IDEA.
THE ONLY MARCIA I'VE HEARD ABOUT
LATELY IS YOUR FATHER'S MISTRESS
WHO DIED ON JASMINE ISLAND.
 KEVIN: YEAH, I KNOW.
THAT'S BIZARRE.
 VICTOR: HOME SWEET HORRORS.
WHERE TO BEGIN?
WHERE TO BEGIN?
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
 MARY: MARY'S HOUSE
OF THE DECREPIT.
 VICTOR: HOW'S MY LITTLE
SPARROW WITH THE BROKEN WING?
 MARY: WELL, YOUR LITTLE
SPARROW JUST FLEW IN
FROM THERAPY, WHERE THEY WORKED
MY FANNY OFF.
BUT I'M FINE.
 VICTOR: YOU DON'T SOUND IT.
 MARY: NO?
WELL, YOU DON'T NEED TO CHECK UP
ON ME.
 VICTOR: WELL, I'M NOT GOING
TO QUIT, SO YOU'LL JUST HAVE
TO GET USED TO IT.
 MARY: MY KIDS AND YOU WON'T
BE HAPPY UNTIL I'M CARRIED
AROUND ON A LITTER.
HAVE YOU MET WITH THE BUYER?
 VICTOR: NOT YET.
THE PLACE LOOKS PRETTY BLEAK.
BUT I'M SURE HOPING THAT
THE COOKIES WILL WORK.
 MARY: OH, I'M SURE IT WILL BE
GREAT.
WHEN ARE YOU COMING BACK?
 VICTOR: AS SOON AS I CAN.
IN THE MEANTIME, WILL YOU PLEASE
BE CAREFUL?
 MARY: DO I HAVE ANY CHOICE?
 VICTOR: NO.
GOOD-BYE, MY SWEET.
 MARY: GOOD-BYE.
AND YOU'RE PRETTY SWEET
YOURSELF.
 WOMAN'S VOICE: HI, THIS IS
MARCIA.
I'M SUPPOSED TO BE LOOKING
AT THE HOUSE THIS AFTERNOON.
OH, I HOPE SOMEBODY'S THERE
TO GET THIS MESSAGE.
I'M IN THE CAR, AND I SHOULD BE
THERE IN ABOUT 20 MINUTES.
 VICTOR: AAH! AAH!
THERE'S NO TIME.
THERE'S NO TIME TO COOK.
THERE'S NO TIME TO DO ANYTHING.
I -- I'LL PUT SOME VANILLA
IN A PAN.
NOT NEARLY ENOUGH.
THIS HOUSE NEEDS AT LEAST
A GALLON.
I'M THRILLED TO BE WORKING
 WITH HIM,
 TO BE HONEST WITH YOU.
 THIS IS A CRANBERRY WHO
 COULD WORK WITH ANYBODY.
LUNCH WITH
YOUR AGENT...
 ON THE MANGO PROJECT
 HE HAD APPROVAL
 ON ALL MANGOS.
Mango walks into a bar...
NO.
( singing )
WE GO THROUGH THOUSANDS
AND THOUSANDS OF FRUIT.
HOW MANGOS HAS HE
REJECTED ALREADY?
HE'S A PERFECTIONIST.
( beat-boxing )
 INTRODUCING OCEAN SPRAY
 CRANBERRY-MANGO.
 TO GO WITH
 THE BEST CRANBERRIES
 WE ONLY PICK THE BEST FRUIT.
HE WON'T SETTLE, HE JUST WON'T,
AND THAT MAKES US ALL BETTER.
 NEW OCEAN SPRAY
 CRANBERRY-MANGO.
(ENGINE CRANKING)(CRANKING CONTINUES)
 ANOTHER NOKIA DISCOVERY:
 DEAD BATTERIES...
 ARE INCONVENIENT.
 THAT'S WHY NOKIA
 MAKES WIRELESS PHONES
 WITH MORE THAN
 FOUR HOURS OF TALK TIME
 AND 200 HOURS
 OF STANDBY TIME.
 INSPIRED TECHNOLOGY
 WITH A HUMAN TOUCH.
(PHONE RINGING)
IT STARTS WITH SMILES
AROUND SPOONS.
IT'S A QUAKER OATMEAL MORNING.
THIS IS SOMETHING THEY LOVE,
LIKE A HUG
THAT LASTS ALL DAY.
THE AVERAGE WORKDAY
LASTS LONGER
THAN A FEW HOURS.
BUT THE AVERAGE PAIN RELIEVER
MAY WORK A FEW HOURS THEN QUIT.
ALEVE WORKS ALL DAY
WITH JUST TWO PILLS.
IT WOULD TAKE EIGHT TYLENOL
TO DO THAT.
TWO PILLS, ALL DAY RELIEF.
WORKS FOR ME.
 SCOTT: SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK,
CLAUDE?
CAN YOU GET THAT STAIN OUT?
 CLAUDE: MM-HMM.
FOR COFFEE, I HAVE JUST
THE SOLUTION.
I DID THE SAME THING MYSELF
TO A REVOLUTIONARY WAR LAST WILL
AND TESTAMENT JUST A FEW MONTHS
AGO.
 LUCY: OH, SEE.
NOW, DID YOU LOOK AT THIS?
IT'S REALLY FUNNY.
IT'S ALMOST LIKE THERE'S ANOTHER
IMAGE UNDERNEATH THE MAP.
 SCOTT: YOU KNOW,
YOU'RE RIGHT, LUCY.
IT DOES LOOK LIKE THERE'S
SOMETHING UNDERNEATH THAT.
 SERENA: DO YOU THINK IT'S
A REAL MAP?
 CLAUDE: WELL, I HATE
TO SPECULATE, BUT FIRST GLANCE
INDICATES IT'S DRAWN ON TRUE
VELLUM.
 SERENA: WOW.
I TOLD YOU IT WAS REAL.
 KEVIN: WHAT IF MARCIA IS
A FAKE USER NAME THAT JULIE
USES?
IF WE CAN GUESS HER PASSWORD,
WE COULD LOG ON TO HER ACCOUNT.
 EVE: OK. UH, RIGHT.
LET'S TRY SOMETHING THAT MEANS
SOMETHING TO HER.
FRANK.
NO.
UM, PRINCESS.
NO.
OH, I KNOW THIS ONE -- DADDY.
NO.
 KEVIN: TRY HER BROTHER'S
NAME -- BUDDY.
 EVE: NOPE.
 KEVIN: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT.
UH, SCANLON.
UH, JULIE, JULES -- MORRIS.
 EVE: NO, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
LET'S TRY SOMETHING A LITTLE
MORE CREATIVE, OK?
HOW ABOUT THIS -- REVENGE.
NO.
HOW ABOUT KILLER?
NO.
DAMN.
 KEVIN: AH!
GENERAL HOMICIDE.
 EVE: NO, THAT'S TOO MANY
LETTERS.
 KEVIN: GEN HOM.
 EVE: OK.
NO.
OK, WAIT -- HOMICIDE.
[COMPUTER BEEPS]
 EVE: OH, MY GOD.
 KEVIN: THAT'S IT.
WE'RE IN.
 EVE: THAT'S IT.
WE'VE LOGGED ON AS MARCIA.
 KEVIN: GO TO HER E-MAIL.
 EVE: OK, OK, E-MAIL.
NOTHING.
 KEVIN: OK, UH, CLICK
ON THE FILE CABINET FOR SAVED
MAIL.
 EVE: WHOA.
 KEVIN: WOW.
 EVE: LOOK AT THIS.
THIS GIRL'S QUITE A PEN PAL,
HUH?
 KEVIN: AND TAKE A LOOK
AT THAT LAST SAVED MAIL ITEM.
SUBJECT MATTER -- BIG BANG.
CLICK ON THAT.
 EVE: I'M ALMOST AFRAID TO.
THAT'S A FILE WITH A DOWNLOAD.
 KEVIN: IT'S ONLY A J-PEG
EXTENSION.
THAT MEANS IT'S EITHER
A PHOTOGRAPH OR A PICTURE.
CLICK ON IT.
OPEN IT.
 EVE: WHAT'S THAT?
 KEVIN: IT'S A DIAGRAM ON HOW
TO BUILD SOMETHING.
SCROLL DOWN.
 EVE: OK.
 EVE: WHAT THE --
WHAT'S THAT?
 KEVIN: IT'S A BOMB.
 FRANK: HEY, HAVE YOU SEEN
JULIE?
 JOE: NOT RECENTLY.
 FRANK: THAT'S WEIRD.
I CAN'T TRACK HER DOWN ANYWHERE.
I'M HOPING SHE'LL BACK US UP
TO GET MOM TO MOVE IN.
 MARY: OK, YOU TWO.
SAVE YOUR SCHEMING FOR SOMETHING
IMPORTANT.
I'LL MOVE IN, BUT JUST
FOR A SHORT WHILE.
 JOE: THAT'S GREAT.
 FRANK: GLAD TO HEAR IT.
 MARY: YOU MUST REALLY WANT ME
UNDER FOOT TO RAISE SUCH
A STINK.
BUT I'M WARNING YOU --
NO HOVERING.
AND THE FIRST ONE TO TRY TO CUT
MY FOOD LOSES A FINGER.
 FRANK: OK.
WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
 JOE: I HAVE NO IDEA,
BUT I CERTAINLY APPRECIATE
THE INTERCESSION.
 FRANK: ME, TOO.
NOW WE CAN ALL SPEND
THANKSGIVING TOGETHER.
JULIE WILL BE GLAD.
 VICTOR: AH.
WAFT.
WAFT.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
 VICTOR: MARCIA.
 JULIE: MMM.
IT SMELLS LIKE HOME.