pc nov 2

 JOE: WE HAVE GOT A SERIOUS
PROBLEM HERE.
 COURTNEY: WHAT?
 JOE: I WAS AT JOHN'S.
HE ENDED UP TAKING A PHONE CALL,
AND ON HIS DESK WERE TWO PLANE
TICKETS.
 COURTNEY: TWO PLANE TICKETS
TO WHERE, JOE?
 JOE: ATHENS, GREECE.
 COURTNEY: OH, MY GOD.
HE'S GOING TO STEAL NEIL.
 JULIE: OH, NO --
 YOUNG JULIE: BUDDY?
 GREG: IT MUST HAVE BEEN TOUGH
LOSING YOUR BROTHER LIKE THAT.
 YOUNG JULIE: BUDDY, COME ON.
STOP PLAYING.
 GREG: JUST REMEMBER,
SWEETHEART, NOW YOU'RE
WITH THE PEOPLE WHO LOVE YOU.
I DON'T LIKE SNEAKY PEOPLE.
 JULIE: YOU'RE MAKING A BIG
MISTAKE KEEPING ME HERE.
 YOUNG JULIE: COME OUT!
[GUNSHOT]
[YOUNG JULIE SCREAMS]
 BENNETT: IT IS A SHAME BUDDY
SHOT HIMSELF LIKE THAT,
BUT THINGS DON'T ALWAYS TURN OUT
LIKE YOU PLAN.
BUT AT LEAST YOU'RE
TH THE PEOPLE WHO LOVE YOU.
 JULIE: YOU KILLED MY BROTHER,
YOU SON OF A BITCH.
 FRANK: HONESTLY,
CUPCAKE, TELL ME THE TRUTH --
[DISTORTED VOICE] DID YOU REALLY
BUY ALL THAT BULL I FED
YOU ABOUT MY LITTLE TOY HERE?
[NORMAL VOICE] JUST
BECAUSE I HAVE A VOICE ACTIVATOR
DOES NOT MAKE ME A KILLER -- ANY
MORE THAN YOUR FINGERPRINTS
ON THE PEN THAT WAS USED TO KILL
YOUR FATHER MAKES YOU ONE.
[DISTORTED VOICE] YOU SWALLOWED
IT, DIDN'T YOU?
HOOK, LINE AND SINKER.
IT'S A GOOD THING --
 GREG: YOU'RE WITH
THE PEOPLE --
 BENNETT: WHO LOVE YOU.
 FRANK: BUT REALLY,
JULIE -- WHEN ARE YOU GOING
TO WAKE UP?
[ECHOING] WAKE UP -- WAKE UP.
WAKE UP.
YOU'RE HAVING A NIGHTMARE.
IT'S OK, IT'S OK.
YOU'RE WITH ME.
COME ON, YOU'RE SAFE NOW.
IT'S OK.
HEY.
COME ON.
IT'S OK.
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION]
 VICTOR: HA-AH!
HAH!
HAH! HAH!
HAH! HAH!
HAH! HAH!
HAH!
HAAAH!
 KEVIN: WELL, YOU'VE CERTAINLY
OUTDONE YOURSELF WITH THAT
COSTUME, VICTOR.
 VICTOR: WHAT COSTUME?
THIS IS MY KATCHU.
MY WAR ARMOR.
 KEVIN: YOUR WAR ARMOR?
 VICTOR: YEAH.
GIVEN ME BY MY SENSEI.
 KEVIN: SO THAT SWORD IS REAL?
 VICTOR: HO-HO-HO.
WE COULD SPLIT ONE OF YOUR HAIRS
JUST BY DROPPING IT
ON THE BLADE.
LET ME SHOW YOU.
 KEVIN: NO, NO, I'LL TAKE
YOUR WORD FOR IT, THANK YOU.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
 VICTOR: ALL RIGHT.
I'M OFF TO THE PARTY.
GOT TO PICK UP MARY.
OH, KON-NICHIWA.
 EVE: OH, LET ME GET THAT
FOR YOU.
THERE YOU GO.
 VICTOR: DOMO ARIGATO.
 EVE: OH, VERY IMPRESSIVE.

 KEVIN: HELLO THERE.
 EVE: HELLO.
 KEVIN: IS THIS A TRICK
OR A TREAT?
 EVE: I AM GOING TO MATT
AND ELLEN'S PARTY.
 KEVIN: I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T
INVITED.
 EVE: OH, I WASN'T.
I WAS KIND OF HOPING YOU MIGHT
TAKE ME WITH YOU AS YOUR GUEST.
 KEVIN: OH, I DON'T THINK
THAT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA.
 EVE: OH.
YOU DON'T WANT TO BE SEEN
WITH ME?
 KEVIN: NO,
I DON'T WANT YOU GETTING HURT.
I BELIEVE THE MURDERER IS ABOUT
TO KILL AGAIN.
 EVE: LISTEN TO ME,
KEVIN COLLINS -- WE ARE IN THIS
INVESTIGATION TOGETHER,
ALL RIGHT?
WE'RE A TEAM.
YOU CAN'T BREAK US UP.
DO YOU THINK THAT SHERLOCK
HOLMES WOULD HAVE LEFT WATSON
SITTING AT HOME BY HIMSELF?
NO.
DO YOU THINK CHARLIE WOULD HAVE
LEFT HIS ANGELS?
 KEVIN: WELL, YOU PUT US
IN SUCH LOFTY COMPANY.
HOW COULD I SAY NO?
 SERENA: WHO IS IT?
 LUCY: IT IS I --[CLEOPATRA, QUEEN OF THE NILE.
TA-DA.
OH, AND IF IT ISN'T LITTLE
BO PEEP HERSELF.
DON'T YOU LOOK ADORABLE.
YOU LOOK SO GREAT!
I'M EXCITED.
 SERENA: WANT TO SEE WHAT NEIL
GAVE ME?
 LUCY: YES, I DO.
I DO, I DO, I DO.
WHAT IS IT, SOMETHING
FOR THE PARTY?
WHAT?
 SERENA: THIS IS ITCHING
POWDER.
 LUCY: HMM.
 SERENA: AND THIS IS
CHEWING GUM THAT TURNS
YOUR MOUTH BLACK.
 LUCY: OH, MY GOODNESS, I PITY
THE POOR PERSON WHO DOESN'T GIVE
YOU A TREAT.
 SERENA: DON'T TELL DADDY.
 LUCY: OK.
ON ONE CONDITION -- IF YOU GIVE
THAT STUFF TO ME AND I KEEP IT
IN MY PURSE FOR YO
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
 SERENA: OK.
 LUCY: OK.
WHERE IS YOUR DEAR DAD?
 SERENA: HE ISN'T HERE.
 LUCY: HE ISN'T -- WHAT DO
YOU MEAN HE'S NOT HERE?
 SERENA: YO!
 LUCY: OH.
OOH, YOU ARE JUST SO COOL.
 SCOTT: I AM COOL.
I WAS BORN COOL.
NOW, PEEP, WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GO
DO A LITTLE TRICK-OR-TREATING
AND THEN WE GO TO THAT PARTY,
SUCK DOWN A FEW SODAS.
 SERENA: OK.
 SCOTT: OK.
OK, GET YOUR STUFF.
 SERENA: I'LL GO GET
MY TRICK-OR-TREAT BAG.
 LUCY: GOOD IDEA.
 SCOTT: WELL, WELL, WELL.
IF IT ISN'T THE QUEEN OF DENIAL.
 LUCY: HEY, VERY FUNNY.
I'M NOT THE ONE IN DENIAL
IF YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING
TO A COSTUME PARTY.
REMEMBER?
"GENERAL HOMICIDE" --
YOUR CHARACTER DIES IN THAT BOOK
AT A COSTUME PARTY.
 SCOTT: YEAH, I KNOW.
HE HAD AN APPLE STUFFED
IN HIS MOUTH.
BUT YOU KNOW ME --
I LIVE ON THE EDGE, LIKE YOU.
 LUCY: WILL YOU JUST BE
CAREFUL?
 SCOTT: I'LL STAY AWAY
FROM OVENS.
 LUCY: HOW ABOUT THOSE APPLES?
 SCOTT: WELL, THERE ARE
CERTAIN TEMPTATIONS I JUST CAN'T
STAY AWAY FROM.

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 GARC: HI.
 ELLEN: [IMITATING DRACULA]
WELCOME TO OUR HOME.
 GARCIA: WOW.
SO WHERE'S THE EVIL BUTLER?
 TT: [IMITATING DRACULA]
OH, WE GAVE HIM THE NIGHT OFF.
 GARCIA: I WANT TO LET
YOU KNOW THAT I'LL BE WORKING
THE PARTY INSIDE, AND I'VE GOT
MY MEN POSTED OUTSIDE.
 ELLEN: [NORMAL VOICE]
OH, THAT IS GREAT.
AT LEAST NOW I KNOW I'LL BE ABLE
TO RELAX AND HAVE A GOOD TIME.
 JULIE: HEY.
 ELLEN: HI.
 JULIE: HAPPY HALLOWEEN.
 ELLEN: HAPPY HALLOWEEN.
YOU LOOK WONDERFUL.
 JULIE: THANK YOU.
HEY, COPPER.
 GARCIA: HEY.
IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU'VE KEPT
YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR.
 JULIE: WELL, IF I HADN'T,
I WOULD HAVE GONE NUTS BY NOW.
 FRANK: HEY, MATT, THE PLACE
LOOKS GREAT.
HAS CHRIS SHOWN UP YET?
 MATT: CHRIS WASN'T INVITED.
 CHRIS: [DISTORTED VOICE]
CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?
 GARCIA: THAT'S NOT VERY
FUNNY, FRIEND.
 CHRIS: AW, LIGHTEN UP,
GARCIA.
[NORMAL VOICE] IT'S JUST ME.
 MATT: GATE CRASHER.
ARREST HIM.
 COURTNEY: HE'S MY DATE.
 NEIL: ISN'T CHRIS' COSTUME
COOL?
 MATT: NOT HALF AS COOL
AS YOURS, MY FRIEND.
WHY DON'T YOU FOLLOW ME, NEIL.
I'LL SHOW YOU WHERE THE ACTION
IS.
 CHRIS: SEE THAT?
NOBODY HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR
ANYMORE.
 FRANK: YEAH, I'M ONE OF THEM.
GIVE ME THE DL-56.
 CHRIS: OH, COME ON,
FRANK, YOU GOT TO GET
INTO THE SPIRIT OF THINGS.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY
TRICK-OR-TREAT.
 FRANK: YOU COUGH UP
THE TREAT, OR THE TRICK IS GOING
TO BE FINDING YOUR TEETH AFTER
I KNOCK THEM OUT OF YOUR HEAD.
 CHRIS: IT'S TOO BAD WITH THAT
TOTAL BODY MAKEOVER YOU DIDN'T
GET A PERSONALITY TRANSPLANT,
TOO.
 JOE: HEY.
 MATT: HEY, GUYS.
NICE THREADS.
 KAREN: THANK YOU.
 MATT: LANCELOT AND GUINEVERE,
RIGHT?
 JOE: HOW'D YOU GUESS?
 MATT: NEIL TOLD ME.
 KAREN: IT WAS HIS IDEA.
 JOE: HE HAS SEEN "SWORD
IN THE STONE" ABOUT A ZILLION
TIMES ALREADY.
 KAREN: YEAH.
 MATT: WELL, IT SUITS
YOU BOTH.
 JOE: THANK YOU.
 KAREN: WELL, THANK YOU,
KIND SIR.
 MATT: YES.
DON'T LOOK NOW, BUT SIR GALAHAD
JUST MADE HIS ENTRANCE.
 JOE: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS GUY
IS WEARING THE SAME COSTUME
AS ME.
 KAREN: OK, DON'T START
ANYTHING, ALL RIGHT?
 JOHN: NICE OUTFIT.
 JOE: YEAH, YOU, TOO.
 JOHN: NOT HARD TO GUESS WHER
YOU GOT THE IDEA.
 NEIL: THIS IS SO COOL.
YOU BOTH ARE KNIGHTS.
 JOHN: ISN'T THIS WHAT
YOU WANTED?
 NEIL: YEAH, BUT I DIDN'T
THINK YOU'D DO IT.
 LUCY: SO, DID YOU HEAR THAT
THE KILLER CALLED KEVIN?
 ELLEN: YEAH, HE TOLD ME.
 LUCY: WHEN HE TOLD YOU,
HOW DID HE SOUND?
IS HE OK, REALLY?
 ELLEN: I TELL YOU WHAT --
WHY DON'T YOU ASK HIM YOURSELF.
HE JUST ARRIVED.
 LUCY: HE LOOKS SO VERY
HANDSOME.
 ELLEN: WELL, GO SAY SOMETHING
TO HIM.
 LUCY: UH --
WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
NO, NO, NO, NO.
 ELLEN: LUCY, WOULD YOU STOP
IT AND GO ON?
YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.
GO, GO.
 LUCY: OK, OK, OK.
 EVE: KEVIN?
 KEVIN: HMM?
 EVE: LOOK WHO I FOUND.
 KEVIN: OH. WELL --
 VICTOR: LUCY.
MONK, LOOK, IT'S LUCY.
 KEVIN: I SEE, I SEE.
 EVE: WONDERFUL.
 LUCY: VICTOR, HI.
MARY.
 MARY: LOOK AT YOU.
 LUCY: YOU LOOK GREAT.
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE JUST OUT
OF "SHOGUN."
AND YOU, YOU LOOK SO SEXY.
HOW DO YOU DO THAT?
 MARY: OH, WELL, THE COMPANY
I KEEP KEEPS ME YOUNG.
 VICTOR: AND VICE VERSA.
WOULD YOU CARE FOR A
REFRESHMENT?
 MARY: LEAD THE WAY.
 LUCY: I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER.
 VICTOR: I HOPE SO.
 KEVIN: EVENING.
 LUCY: EVENING, DETECTIVE.
YOU LOOK EXTREMELY DASHING.
 KEVIN: THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
IT WAS EVE'S IDEA, ACTUALLY.
 LUCY: I HEARD THE KILLER
CALLED YOU.
 KEVIN: WELL, ACTUALLY,
WE DON'T KNOW WHO CALLED.
IT COULD HAVE BEEN A HOAX.
 LUCY: WHAT DO YOU THINK?
 KEVIN: I THINK NONE OF US
SHOULD TAKE ANYTHING
FOR GRANTED.@
 SCOTT: HEY.
 LUCY: HEY.
 SCOTT: HEY.
 KEVIN: SCOTT.
 EVE: HI.
 SERENA: EVE! KEVIN!
 KEVIN: HEY.
WELL, LOOK AT YOU.
 EVE: HI, GIRLFRIEND.
LOOK AT HOW CUTE YOU LOOK.
 KEVIN: LET ME GUESS -- LITTLE
BO PEEP?
 SERENA: YES.
 KEVIN: THEN WHERE ARE ALL
YOUR SHEEP?
 SERENA: I LOST THEM.
 KEVIN: OH, JUST WHAT WE NEED,
ANOTHER MYSTERY.
 SERENA: IT'S BEEN,
LIKE, FOREVER SINCE YOU'VE ALL
BEEN TOGETHER.
 EVE: LIKE FOREVER.
 KAREN: I SPOKE TO MY FATHER
ABOUT YOUR CASE.
 COURTNEY: WHAT DID HE SAY?
 KAREN: HE SAID TOMORROW
MORNING BRING HIM ANY DOCUMENTS
PERTAINING TO YOUR DIVORCE.
DON'T LET JOHN KNOW THAT
YOU KNOW ABOUT HIS PLANS TO TAKE
NEIL.
 COURTNEY: DON'T LET HIM KNOW?
KAREN, I WANT TO KILL THAT MAN.
LISTEN, THANK YOU FOR TALKING
TO SCOTT.
 KAREN: I'D DO ANYTHING
TO HELP NEIL.
EXCUSE ME.
 JOHN: ISN'T IT BLASPHEMOUS
FOR A NUN TO LOOK SO SEXY?
 COURTNEY: WELL, IT'S
HALLOWEEN.
ANYTHING GOES.
 JOHN: JOE TOLD ME YOU WERE
CONCERNED ABOUT MY UPCOMING TRIP
WITH NEIL.
 COURTNEY: YES.
YES, I HAVE SOME CONCERNS.
LISTEN, NEIL HAS BEEN OUT
OF SCHOOL SO MUCH, AND I WOULD
JUST -- I'D REALLY HATE TO SEE
HIM MISS ANY MORE THAN
NECESSARY.
 JOHN: THAT'S A VERY GOOD
POINT.
I WILL CALL HIS TEACHER FIRST
THING IN THE MORNING, AND I'LL
GET HIS ASSIGNMENTS SO HE WON'T
FALL BEHIND.
 COURTNEY: YOU KNOW WHAT?
ALSO, HE HASN'T BEEN OUT
OF THE HOSPITAL VERY LONG,
AND I'M VERY WORRIED THIS TRIP
MIGHT BE TOO MUCH FOR HIM, JOHN.
 JOHN: THERE'S AN EXCELLENT
HOSPITAL IN ORLANDO.
IF HE SO MUCH AS SNEEZES,
I'LL MAKE SURE HE GETS
TO A SPECIALIST BEFORE YOU KNOW
IT.
 COURTNEY: WELL, YOU LOOK LIKE
YOU PLANNED AHEAD.
THAT'S REALLY GOOD.
 JOHN: COURTNEY, BELIEVE ME,
I THOUGHT OF EVERYTHING.
I WANT THIS TO BE A TRIP HE'LL
NEVER FORGET.
 COURTNEY HMM.
 EVE: HI.
 SCOTT: HI.
 EVE: SO, HOW ARE YOU?
IS THE D.A. STILL THREATENING
AN OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE
CHARGE?
 SCOTT: AW, YOU KNOW,
THEY'RE MAKING NOISE.
 LUCY: I --
I THOUGHT YOU CAME WITH KEVIN.
 EVE: I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT IT
WAS A CRIME TO SAY HELLO.
YOU KNOW, LUCY, IF YOU WEREN'T
SO JEALOUS, YOU'D BE HERE
WITH KEVIN INSTEAD OF ME.
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO STARTED
THE BALL ROLLING.
 SCOTT: HEY, EVE.
YOU KNOW, COME ON, LET'S PUT
THINGS IN THE PAST.
 EVE: OH, THAT'S RIGHT,
THAT'S RIGHT.
SCOTT TO LUCY'S RESCUE YET
AGAIN, RIGHT?
WELL, I GUESS YOU TWO ARE
THE HAPPY COUPLE NOW.
 SCOTT: AREN'T WE ALL HAPPY
COUPLES?
 EVE: I GUESS WE ALL GOT WHAT
WE WANTED.
 VICTOR: I'VE BEEN CIRCULATING
AMONG THE CROWD, MAKING
ASSESSMENTS.
 GARCIA: AND?
 VICTOR: I FOUND A WITCH WHO
IS DEFINITELY WICKED AND A NUN
WHO'S ABOUT TO BREAK HER HABIT.
 GARCIA: I APPRECIATE
YOUR EVALUATION, PROFESSOR,
BUT SO FAR THINGS LOOK FINE.
THE AVERAGE WORKDAY
LASTS LONGER
THAN A FEW HOURS.
BUT THE AVERAGE PAIN RELIEVER
MAY WORK A FEW HOURS THEN QUIT.
ALEVE WORKS ALL DAY
WITH JUST TWO PILLS.
IT WOULD TAKE EIGHT TYLENOL
TO DO THAT.
TWO PILLS, ALL DAY RELIEF.
WORKS FOR ME.
HEY, LISTEN UP.
KNOW HOW YOU LOVE
EXTRA SUGARFREE GUM ?
NOW THE GREAT FLAVOR
LASTS LONGER THAN EVER.
SO YOU CAN ENJOY EXTRA MILEAGE,
EXTRA ATTENTION,
EVEN EXTRA CREDIT.
SO TRY EXTRA.
NOW THE FLAVOR YOU LOVE
LASTS LONGER THAN EVER.
THE NATION'S OBSESSION...
WITH OREO O's CEREAL...
HAS MADE MILK
A PRECIOUS COMMODITY.
IT'S BEEN TOUGH.
VERY TOUGH.
 [ Cow Mooing ]
WHAT WAS THAT ?
THAT WOULD BE
OUR DOG, SPOT.
[ Mooing Continues ]
OREO O's AND MILK.
THE CRISIS CONTINUES.
 KEVIN: I'VE BEEN LOOKING
FOR YOU.
THERE'S WORK TO BE DONE.
 EVE: CAN YOU DO IT
WITHOUT ME?
 KEVIN: WHAT HAPPENED
TO "WE'RE A TEAM"?
WOULD WATSON ABANDON HOLMES
FOR A ROAST BEEF SANDWICH?
 EVE: WELL, IF HE FELT THE WAY
I DO RIGHT NOW, HE WOULD.
BESIDES, NO MATTER HOW HARD
I TRY, I CANNOT GET THIS DIP
TO TASTE AS GOOD AS THOSE
OYSTERS WE HAD AT YOUR HOUSE
THE OTHER NIGHT.
 KEVIN: MMM.
 EVE: MMM.
I THINK THAT WAS THE BEST MEAL
I'VE EVER HAD.
 KEVIN: IT WAS AMAZING,
WASN'T IT?
 EVE: I DIDN'T WANT THAT NIGHT
TO END.
 KEVIN: ME, NEITHER.
 EVE: ALTHOUGH, YOU KNOW,
YOU ARE A LITTLE HARD TO KEEP UP
WITH.
 KEVIN: ME?
 EVE: UH-HUH.
 KEVIN: AREN'T YOU THE ONE W
KEPT ASKING FOR MORE AND MORE --
 KEVIN and EVE: ANMORE --
 EVE: AND MORE.

 FRANK: HEY.
ALL THIS HALLOWEEN STUFF GETTING
TO YOU?
 JULIE: OH, A LITTLE BIT.
 FRANK: I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE,
SO I BROUGHT YOU AN ANTIDOTE.
 JULIE: WHAT?
 FRANK: CHOCOLATE.
 JULIE: OH. THANKS.
 FRANK: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
 JULIE: OH, OLD HABIT.
MY PARENTS MADE SURE I CHECKED
THROUGH ALL OF MY TRICK-OR-TREAT
CANDY TO MAKE SURE NOTHING WAS
INSIDE THAT SHOULDN'T BE
THERE -- YOU KNOW, NEEDLES,
RAZOR BLADES, STUFF LIKE THAT.
SAD TO SAY THAT THERE ARE WACKOS
OUT THERE WHO WOULD DO SOMETHING
LIKE THAT.
BUT IT HAPPENS.
 EVE: OH, I BET THERE ISN'T
A GOODY BAG FOR ME.
 KEVIN: OH, YOU POOR THING.
THAT'S BECAUSE NO ONE KNEW
YOU WERE COMING.
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT --
I'LL SHARE WITH YOU.
 EVE: OK.
IS THERE A CANDY BAR IN THERE?
 KEVIN: WHAT DO YOU KNOW,
THERE IS.
 EVE: NO.
 KEVIN: OH, GO AHEAD.
 EVE: NO, NO, I CAN'T.
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH WEIGHT
I PUT ON AT OUR LITTLE SOIREE
THE OTHER NIGHT?
 KEVIN: NO.
 EVE: AND I'LL BET
YOU 10 BUCKS THIS CARAMEL BAR IS
NOT FAT-FREE.
FORGET IT.
LET'S SEE -- APPLE?
NO.
NO APPLE.
CHEWING GUM.
 KEVIN: TAKE WHATEVER
YOU WANT.
 EVE: OK.
WHERE YOU GOING?
 KEVIN: THIS IS PRETTY QUIET
HERE.
I THINK I'LL CHECK THE STAKEOUT
OUTSIDE.
YOU WANT TO COME?
 EVE: UH-UH.
IT'S TOO COLD.??
 KEVIN: OPEN YOUR MOUTH.
 EVE: WHAT'S THE MATTER?
 KEVIN: LET ME SEE
YOUR TONGUE.
 EVE: HUH?
 KEVIN: LET ME SEE
YOUR TONGUE.
 EVE: WHAT'S THE MATTER?
 KEVIN: OH, NO.
 EVE: WHAT'S THE MATTER?
 KEVIN: SOMEBODY PUT TRICK GUM
IN THE GIFT BAGS.
YOUR MOUTH IS ALL BLACK.
 EVE: AAH!
OH!
OH, GOD.
I CAN'T BELIEVE MATT AND ELLEN
WOULD DO SOMETHING SO
ADOLESCENT.
 KEVIN: YEAH, NEITHER CAN I.
I'LL BET IT WAS SOMEBODY ELSE.
 EVE: WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOU?
 KEVIN: I DON'T KNOW.
FEELS LIKE I'VE GOT ANTS
CRAWLING UP MY BACK.
SEE YOU LATER.
 EVE: BYE.
 SCOTT: WELL, LET'S SEE WHAT
WE HAVE HERE.
 SERENA: OK.
 KAREN: YOU KNOW WHY HALLOWEEN
IS MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY?
 SCOTT: WHY?
 KAREN: BECAUSE NONE
OF THE CALORIES COUNT SINCE
THE CANDY IS FREE.
 SCOTT: IS THAT MEDICALLY
PROVEN?
 KAREN: MY WORD AS A DOCTOR.
IT'S TRUE.
 SCOTT: WELL, I'M STICKING
WITH APPLES.
 KAREN: OK.
 SERENA: BUT, DADDY,
IT'S HALLOWEEN.
YOU HAVE TO EAT CANDY.
 SCOTT: NOBODY TELLS ME WHAT
TO DO.
 ELLEN: SCOTT, SCOTT!
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
WE'RE SHORT OF APPLES
FOR THE BOBBING CONTEST.
WOULD YOU MIND A DONATION?
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE?
THANK YOU.
 SERENA: CAN I PLAY?
 ELLEN: OF COURSE.
COME ON, RIGHT THIS WAY.
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
 MATT: OK.
AS WINNER OF MUSICAL CHAIRS,
NEIL GETS TO GO FIRST.
 NEIL: WATCH A PRO IN ACTION.
I'M GOING FOR THE GREEN ONE.
 MATT: OK -- READY, SET,
GO!
 KAREN: GO, NEIL!
 KAREN and ELLEN: GO, NEIL!
GO, NEIL!
GO, NEIL!