pc nov 17


 COURTNEY: YOU LOOK LIKE
YOU NEED A REALLY STRONG CUP
OF COFFEE.
NEIL KEEP YOU UP LATE?
 JOE: NO.
ACTUALLY, PLAYING WITH HIM KEPT
MY MIND OFF OF THINGS.
 COURTNEY: HOW'S YOUR MOTHER
DOING?
 JOE: SHE'S STABLE.
I CALLED TO GET A PROGRESS
REPORT -- THANKS -- AND I'M
GOING TO CHECK ON HER BEFORE
ROUNDS.
 COURTNEY: IT MUST BE HORRIBLE
FOR HER TO BE IN THE SAME
HOSPITAL WHERE SHE WAS NEARLY
KILLED BY A BOMB.
IS SHE SAFE?
 JOE: YEAH.
SECURITY IS TIGHT.
THEY'RE CHECKING EVERYTHING
AND EVERYBODY GOING IN AND OUT
OF THAT HOSPITAL.
 COURTNEY: YOU KNOW,
AS IF THE BOMBING ITSELF WASN'T
BAD ENOUGH, SEEING THAT SCARY
MOVIE WITH CHRIS LAST NIGHT
ALMOST PUT MY NERVES RIGHT OVER
THE EDGE.
 JOE: WAS IT CHRIS
OR THE MOVIE?
 COURTNEY: YOU DON'T LIKE HIM.
 JOE: LOOK, COURTNEY,
IT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS WHO
YOU DATE.
BUT I THINK YOU SHOULD KNOW
THE TRUTH ABOUT HIM.
 COURTNEY: HE'S A SMART,
FUNNY GUY, AND I LIKE BEING
WITH HIM.
 JOE: HE'S ALSO DEVIOUS.
HE'LL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES
TO GET WHAT HE WANTS.
 COURTNEY: MAYBE HE'S JUST
AMBITIOUS.
 JOE: HE WAS SO DETERMINED
TO WIN THE QUARTERMAINE
RESIDENCY THAT HE POSTED
COMPROMISING PHOTOS OF MATT
AND ELLEN OVER THE ENTIRE
HOSPITAL JUST SO HE COULD KNOCK
MATT OUT OF THE RUNNING.
 COURTNEY: BUT HE LOST
THE QUARTERMAINE, DIDN'T HE?
SO MAYBE HE LEARNED HIS LESSON.
 JOE: HARDLY.
LOOK, THE GUY IS A SNEAK.
HE IS A LIAR.
AND MOST OF ALL, HE IS A BAD
ROLE MODEL FOR NEIL.
 COURTNEY: I HAVEN'T SEEN THAT
SIDE OF HIM.
 JOE: COURTNEY, I DON'T WANT
YOU OR NEIL TO GET HURT.
THAT'S ALL, OK?
I GOT TO GET READY FOR WORK.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
 CHRIS' VOICE: HEY THE DOCTORS
ARE OUT.
LEAVE A MESSAGE.
[ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS]
 COURTNEY: HI, CHRIS.
IT'S COURTNEY.
I HAD A GREAT TIME LAST NIGHT.
GIVE ME A CALL WHEN YOU GET
THE CHANCE, OK?
BYE-BYE.
 KEVIN: WELL, YOU'RE HOME.
HOW'S MARY?
 VICTOR: FRISKY AS A FILLY.
SHE'S GOT A WAYS TO GO, BUT I'M
HAPPY TO REPORT SHE'S
ON THE MEND.
 KEVIN: IT WAS GOOD
OF YOU TO STAY THE NIGHT
WITH HER.
 VICTOR: THE CHAIR
IN HER HOSPITAL ROOM IS
NO FEATHER BED, BUT THEN AGAIN,
I WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN MUCH
PROTECTION TO HER IF I'D BEEN
SOUND ASLEEP.
 KEVIN: DO YOU THINK SHE'S
IN DANGER?
 VICTOR: NOT AS MUCH NOW SINCE
JULIE DEVLIN IS NO LONGER
HER PHYSICIAN.
THAT'S THE ONLY REASON I THOUGHT
IT WAS SAFE ENOUGH TO LEAVE
HER FOR A LITTLE WHILE.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
 KEVIN: I'LL GET IT.
GARCIA.
 GARCIA: KEVIN.
 KEVIN: COME IN.
ANY NEWS ON THE BOMBING?
 GARCIA: OH, MAYBE.
KEVIN, WHO DO YOU KNOW THAT CAN
WIRE A PLASTIQUES BOMB,
BESIDES YOUR FATHER?
 VICTOR: OF WHAT ARE
YOU ACCUSING ME NOW?
 GARCIA: WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA, SIMMER DOWN, VICTOR.
IT'S EVE LAMBERT I'M
INTERESTED IN.
 KEVIN: EVE LAMBERT?
SHE ALREADY HAS AN ALIBI
FOR THE BOMBING, SUPPLIED
TO YOU BY LUCY, NO LESS.
 GARCIA: THAT BOMB COULD HAVE
BEEN SET ANYTIME.
EVE IS HARDLY IN THE CLEAR.
 KEVIN: WHAT DO YOU HAVE THAT
POINTS TO HER?
 GARCIA: EVE'S MOTHER WAS
INVOLVED WITH AN ARMY MUNITIONS
EXPERT.
THE GUY SET UP THE FIREWORKS
DISPLAY AT THE CIRCUS WHERE EVE
AND HER MOTHER WORKED.
 KEVIN: WELL, THAT HARDLY
MAKES EVE A PYROTECHNICS WIZ.
 GARCIA: LISTEN, ALL I KNOW IS
WHOEVER PLANTED THAT BOMB HAS
UPGRADED THE KILLING IN NUMBERS,
AND I AM GOING TO TRACK DOWN
EVERY LEAD TO FIND OUT WHO IT IS
BEFORE THEY STKE AGAIN.
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION]
 VICTOR: I AM BEGINNING
TO HAVE TERMINAL DOUBTS ABOUT
THE CAPABILITIES OF THE PCPD.
WHAT IS GARCIA THINKING?
IF THAT WORD IS EVEN
APPROPRIATE.
HE'S GOT REAL LEADS TO FOLLOW.
WHY IS HE WASTING HIS TIME
DIGGING UP EVE'S MOTHER'S OLD
BOYFRIENDS?
 KEVIN: WELL, LET'S NOT WASTE
TIME THROWING STONES.
INSTEAD, LET'S FIGURE OUT WHO'S
BEEN IMPERSONATING EVE.
 VICTOR: DO I SMELL A PLAN?
 KEVIN: IT'S ABOUT HALFWAY
THERE.
EVE'S LOOK-ALIKE FIRST SURFACED
WHEN SHE VISITED GREG COOPER
AT CONCORD, RIGHT?
 VICTOR: RIGHT.
 KEVIN: THEN THAT'S WHERE
WE'LL START.
I'LL TAKE A PHOTO OF
THE LOOK-ALIKE TO COOPER AND SEE
IF HE CAN I.D. HER.
 VICTOR: THAT'S BRILLIANT.
BUT WHERE WILL YOU FIND A PHOTO
OF EVE'S DOPPELGANGER?
 KEVIN: GET YOUR LAPTOP,
AND I'LL SHOW YOU.
 CHRIS: WHAT ARE YOU DOING
HERE?
I MEAN, YOU WERE JUST DISCHARGED
LAST NIGHT.
YOU TRYING TO SCORE BROWNIE
POINTS WITH THE MUCK-A-MUCKS?
 EVE: YEAH, RIGHT.
I HAVE A PATIENT IN I.C.U. IN
THE WEST WING, AND I -- WELL,
IT'S TOUCH-AND-GO.
I JUST WANT TO BE CLOSE.
 CHRIS: HMM.
WELL, THAT'S VERY COMMENDABLE.
HOW'S YOUR LEG?
 EVE: LET'S JUST SAY I WON'T
BE DANCING "SWAN LAKE" ANYTIME
SOON.
 CHRIS: WELL, YOU'RE LUCKY.
IT'S A PRETTY LIGHT SCHEDULE
TONIGHT.
APPARENTLY EXPLOSIONS ARE BAD
FOR BUSINESS, YOU KNOW.
 EVE: YEAH, I'M NOTICING MOST
OF THE ELECTIVES ARE CANCELED.
CAN'T SAY THAT I BLAME THEM.
 P.A. ANNOUNCER: DR. RAMSEY,
5-7-3-4.
DR. CHRIS RAMSEY, 5-7-3-4.
 CHRIS: THAT'S MY POST-OP
IN 6-2-5.
 EVE: OK.
 CHRIS: I'LL BE BACK.
 EVE: YEAH, OK.
 GARCIA: DR. LAMBERT.
SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.
 EVE: OH, PERFECT.
THE CHERRY ON MY SUNDAE.
 GARCIA: AH.
I DON'T THINK YOU REALLY MEAN
THAT.
 EVE: HOW PERCEPTIVE OF YOU.
LET ME GUESS -- YOU'RE HERE
TO ASK ME MORE QUESTIONS.
 GARCIA: YOU'RE PSYCHIC.
ANY OTHER HIDDEN TALENTS,
LIKE, LET'S SAY, A FLAIR
FOR EXPLOSIVES?
 EVE: HATE TO BURST
YOUR BUBBLE, GARCIA, BUT WAVING
AROUND A SPARKLER ON 
THE FOURTH OF JULY IS JUST ABOUT
AS RADICAL AS I GET.
 GARCIA: YOU MUST HAVE SEEN
A LOT OF FIREWORKS AS A KID,
THOUGH.
YOUR MOM GOING OUT WITH THAT
EXPERT IN PYROTECHNICS
AND MUNITIONS, WAS IT?
 EVE: I'M FINISHED COOPERATING
WITH YOU, GARCIA.
IF YOU HAVE TO ASK ME ANY MORE
QUESTIONS, CONTACT MY LAWYER.
 GARCIA: OK, I CAN DO THAT.
TAKE CARE.
 CHRIS: OH, GARCIA JUST CAN'T
SEEM TO STAY AWAY FROM YOU.
MUST HAVE A MASSIVE CRUSH.
 EVE: RAMSEY, THAT'S JUST WHAT
I NEED -- A COP FOR A BOYFRIEND.
OH, BUT NOW THAT YOU'VE TAKEN UP
WITH COURTNEY KANELOS I'M
ON MY OWN.
 CHRIS: OH, COME ON, SWEETIE.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE STILL NUMBER ONE
IN MY HEART.
 EVE: WHAT ARE YOU GRINNING
ABOUT?
 CHRIS: OH, NOTHING.
JUST A MESSAGE FROM --
 EVE: COURTNEY?
I TOLD YOU SO.
 FRANK: HEY, AREN'T
YOU A LITTLE EARLY FOR
YOUR SHIFT?
 JOE: I'M GOING TO CHECK
ON MOM BEFORE ROUNDS.
 FRANK: WAIT.
COME HERE.
JULIE BROUGHT UP SOMETHING THAT
I THINK WE SHOULD AT LEAST
CONSIDER.
 JOE: WHAT'S THAT?
 JULIE: WELL, MARY'S
EXPERIENCING LIMITED MOBILITY
DUE TO THE STROKE.
AND SHE'S GOING TO NEED
ASSISTANCE AT HOME AFTER SHE'S
RELEASED.
 JOE: I'M IMAGINING WHAT IT
WOULD BE LIKE TO LIVE
WITH MY MOTHER AGAIN.
AS MUCH AS I LOVE HER,
IT WOULD BE REALLY HARD.
 FRANK: SHE IS PRETTY SET
IN HER WAYS.
 JOE: SO ARE WE.
 FRANK: YEAH, WELL, YOU CAN
SAY THAT AGAIN.
AND I AM TOO OLD TO BE DUMPED
OUT OF BED TO TAKE OUT
THE TRASH.
 JOE: AND I AM TOO OLD TO BE
TOLD TO BRUSH BEFORE BEDTIME.
 JULIE: OH, IT WON'T BE THAT
BAD.
 FRANK: JOE, LET'S FACE IT.
WE DON'T WANT SOME STRANGER
TAKING CARE OF MOM.
 JOE: ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT.
SHE MOVES IN HER UNTIL SHE GETS
BETTER TO LIVE ON HER OWN.
 FRANK: ALL RIGHT.
 COURTNEY: WELL, I DON'T BLAME
YOU FOR WANTING TO GET
YOUR MOTHER OUT OF THAT HOSPITAL
AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
 FRANK: YEAH, THE SOONER
THE BETTER AS FAR AS I'M
CONCERNED.
 JOE: LOOK, SHE SCHEDULED'S
FOR ANOTHER M.R.I. TODAY
AND AN ANGIOGRAM.
SO WE'LL TELL HER TOMORROW AFTER
THE RESULTS ARE IN.
 COURTNEY: WELL, WHEN SHE DOES
COME HERE, COUNT ME
IN AS A HELPING HAND.
WHEN MY EX-FATHER-IN-LAW HAD
A STROKE, I HELPED HIM,
SO I GUESS I KNOW THE ROPES.
 JOE: WELL, YOU'LL CERTAINLY
BE PUT TO THE TEST WITH
MY MOTHER.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
 FRANK: HELLO.
 CHRIS: FRANKENSTEIN, HOW ARE
YOU, BUDDY?
IT'S CHRIS.
 FRANK: WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
 CHRIS: OH, NOTHING, REALLY.
I'M CALLING FOR COURTNEY.
IS SHE IN?
 FRANK: IT'S RAMSEY, FOR YOU.
 COURTNEY: OH.
GOOD MORNING.
 CHRIS: HEY, YOU.
I JUST GOT YOUR MESSAGE.
I HAD A GREAT TIME LAST NIGHT,
TOO.
I THINK WE SHOULD SKIP
THE HORROR FILMS FOR A WHILE,
THOUGH.
 COURTNEY: WHY?
I HOPE YOU WEREN'T TOO SCARED
TO SLEEP.
 CHRIS: WELL, THAT'S NOT WHAT
KEPT ME AWAKE.
 vdURTNEY: WELL, MAYBE
YOU JUST HAD TOO MANY SWEETS.
 CHRIS: OR MAYBE NOT ENOUGH.
YOU KNOW, MODERATION ISN'T
EXACTLY IN MY VOCABULARY.
 COURTNEY: A MAN AFTER MY OWN
HEART.
 CHRIS: LISTEN, I GET OFF
MY SHIFT IN A COUPLE HOURS.
WHY N'T YOU HEAD OVER HERE
WITH NEIL, AND THE THREE OF US
CAN GO TO THE STOCK CAR RACES
TONIGHT?
 COURTNEY: THAT SOUNDS
TERRIFIC.
NEIL WILL LOVE IT.
ü YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE... ü
HELP SOOTHE YOUR BABY'S COLD...
WITH JOHNSON'S
SOOTHING VAPOR BATH.
THE ONLY BABY BATH...
ENRICHED WITH ROSEMARY,
EUCALYPTUS AND MENTHOL.
ADD IT TO A WARM BATH...
AND SOON YOU'LL BOTH
FEEL MORE COMFORTABLE.
JOHNSON'S SOOTHING VAPOR BATH.
üI ONLY HAVE EYES FOR YOUü
OK, BABE, HERE WE GO.
NOW, MOVE OVER TO THE RIGHT.
NO, THE OTHER WAY - MY RIGHT.
A LITTLE MORE.
A LITTLE MORE.
PERFECT.
HOW WAS IT?
BEAUTIFUL.
IF YOU THINK THE CAVALIER LOOKS 
GOOD, WAIT UNTIL YOU KNOW IT CAN
GO UP TO 100,000 MILES BEFORE
ITS FIRST SCHEDULED TUNE-UP.
CHEVY CAVALIER.  THE MORE
YOU KNOW, THE BETTER IT LOOKS.
GENUINE CHEVROLET.
DON'T WORRY, LITTLE ONE.
DADDY'S GOT TYLENOL
FOR HIS HEADACHE.
TYLENOL
WORKS ON HEADACHE PAIN...
WITHOUT THE RISK
OF STOMACH IRRITATION.
SO BEFORE YOU KNOW IT,
DADDY'S GOING TO BE RIGHT
AS RAIN.
 CHRIS: HEY, IT LOOKS LIKE
GOOD NEWS FOR MAMA SCANLON.
ACCORDING TO THE CHART,
SHE'S IN STABLE CONDITION
AND HER DYSPHASIA HAS RESOLVED.
 JOE: WELL, I JUST CAME
FROM HER ROOM, AND THE
T.P.A. DISSOLVED MOST
OF THE CLOT THAT CAUSED
THE STROKE SYMPTOMS IN THE FIRST
PLACE.
 CHRIS: GOOD.
YOU KNOW, SHE'S TOUGH
AND MORE THAN LUCKY.
 JOE: WELL, WE'RE ALL LUCKY
CONSIDERING IF THAT BOMB HAD
GONE OFF, WE'D ALL BE DEAD.
 CHRIS: WHAT?
ARE YOU STILL UPSET THAT
THE ELEVATOR IS OUT OF ORDER?
 JOE: YOU KNOW, WHERE DO
YOU GET OFF TEACHING NEIL HOW
TO CHEAT AT CARDS?
 CHRIS: WHAT?
THOSE ARE CARD TRICKS.
KIDS LOVE THAT KIND OF --
 JOE: DEALING FROM THE BOTTOM
OF THE DECK ISN'T A TRICK.
IT'S A WAY TO CHEAT.
 CHRIS: OH, COME ON.
MY FATHER TAUGHT ME ALL THOSE
THINGS WHEN I WAS A KID,
AND HERE I AM, A SUCCESSFUL
DOCTOR.
 JOE: AND A NOT-SO-SUCCESSFUL
HUMAN BEING.
 CHRIS: THERE'S NOTHING WRONG
WITH SHORTCUTS.
IT'S BASIC SURVIVAL.
 JOE: NEIL JUST LOST
HIS FATHER.
HE NEEDS POSITIVE ROLE MODELS,
NOT YOUR DOUBLE-DEALING
PHILOSOPHY ON LIFE.
 CHRIS: YOU KNOW,
MAYBE I OUGHT TO TEACH YOU ONE
OF MY OTHER PHILOSOPHIES.
IT'S CALLED CARPE DIEM.
 JOE: WHAT'S YOUR POINT?
 CHRIS: THE POINT IS THERE IS
A MANIAC ON THE LOOSE TRYING
TO KILL US ALL, AND THERE'S
NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT IT.
LIFE'S A LITTLE TOO SHORT
TO WORRY ABOUT CARD TRICKS,
DON'T YOU THINK?
[PAGER BEEPS]
 CHRIS: IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME.
DUTY CALLS.
 JULIE: AND I THINK IT'S GREAT
YOU AND JOE ARE GOING TO TAKE
CARE OF HER.
 FRANK: YEAH, AND NOW ALL
WE HAVE TO DO IS CONVINCE
HER TO MOVE IN.
 JULIE: WHICH COULD BE TOUGH
IF VICTOR HAS HIS WAY.
HE STILL THINKS I AM THE KILLER.
 FRANK: DON'T PAY ANY
ATTENTION TO HIM.
HE'S NOT EXACTLY JUGGLING ALL
HIS BALLS.
 JULIE: NO, I WON'T, I WON'T.
BESIDES, THE IMPORTANT THING IS
MARY.
 FRANK: THAT'S RIGHT.
AND THANK YOU FOR BEING SO SWEET
ABOUT HER MOVING IN HERE.
 JULIE: TRUTH IS I'M ENVIOUS.
YOUR FAMILY IS EVERYTHING MINE
WASN'T -- WARM, LOVING,
INVOLVED WITH EACH OTHER.
 FRANK: WELL, THIS IS
YOUR FAMILY NOW.
 JULIE: YOU DON'T KNOW HOW
MUCH THAT MEANS TO ME.
OH, I PROMISE I'LL TAKE EXTRA
SPECIAL CARE OF YOUR MOTHER.
 FRANK: YOU KNOW, WITH MOM
MOVING IN, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE
TO BE A LOT MORE CAREFUL.
 JULIE: ABOUT WHAT?r
 FRANK: MAKING MAD,
PASSIONATE LOVE.
 JULIE: NO MORE AFTERNOONS
ON THE LIVING ROOM COUCH?
 FRANK: NO.
 JULIE: WELL, WHAT ABOUT
EVENINGS ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER?
 FRANK: HEAVEN FORBID.
 JULIE: SHOWERING TOGETHER?
 FRANK: NOT EVEN TO CONSERVE
WATER.
 JULIE: THEN WE'D BETTER MAKE
THE MOST OF THE TIME WE HAVE.
 KEVIN: WELL,
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
 VICTOR: I'D SAY IT'S
CONCLUSIVE.
EVE'S HAIRDO LOOKS BEST ON EVE.
 KEVIN: THANKS FOR THE INPUT.
I'M GOING TO TAKE THESE PICTURES
OVER TO CONCORD AND SEE HOW GREG
COOPER REACTS TO THEM.
 VICTOR: I'LL JUST GET
MY JACKET.
 KEVIN: YOU'RE NOT GOING.
 VICTOR: OH, MONK.
 KEVIN: VICTOR, IT SEEMS TO ME
THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN THERE
I HAD TO BREAK YOU OUT
BECAUSE SOMEONE TAMPERED
WITH YOUR MEDS.
 VICTOR: I REMEMBER A LOT
OF RUNNING AND SHOUTING.
 KEVIN: MM-HMM.
IT MAY BE A RISK FOR YOU TO GO
BACK IN THERE, AND I DON'T WANT
TO TAKE ANY CHANCES.
 VICTOR: ALL RIGHT.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
JUST THIS ONCE, YOU'RE RIGHT.
NOW, HOW ARE YOU GOING TO GET
COOPER TO COOPERATE?
 KEVIN: WHETHER HE DOES OR NOT
MAY NOT MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE.
SEEING HIM REACT COULD BE
ENOUGH.
LET'S HOPE THIS IS THE KEY
TO CATCHING OUR KILLER.
Dog, thinking:
T-BONE! T-BONE!
LOOKING FOR A T-BONE!
CHEWY, MEATY T-BONE!
AT THE BIG T-BONE STORE!
THERE'S ONE!
NO, THAT'S NOT ONE.
OVER THERE! NO! NO!
ON THAT SHELF!
AHH! TOO GREEN!
WAIT A MINUTE! THERE!
A WHOLE PACKAGE OF LITTLE
CHEWY, MEATY T-BONE STEAKS!
YA-HOO!
I'M WAKING UP!
MAMA BROUGHT YOU SOME
T BONZ DOG SNACKS.
 MADE WITH REAL MEAT,
 SO DOGS THINK...
Dog: IT'S A T-BONE!
 RESEALABLE T BONZ BRAND
 FROM PURINA.
Dog: IT'S A T-BONE!
SO THEY ALL WENT TO KMART.
THEY GOT A TREE, LIGHTS
AND A REALLY GREAT PRICE.
- THE END.
- IT IS NOT THE END.
- THE END.
- OKAY, YOU'VE HEARD IT BEFORE.
- FIVE TIMES.
- HOW ABOUT SOMETHING NEW ?
- TA-DA !
- HEY, IT'S YOU !
THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S THE
ROSIE O'DONNELL FOR ALL KIDS
FOUNDATION ORNAMENT.
FOR EVERY ONE SOLD,
KMART WILL GIVE THREE DOLLARS
TO MY FOUNDATION.
FOR NEEDY KIDS.
EXACTLY.
AND IT'S AVAILABLE
ONLY AT KMART.
- OKAY, TELL IT AGAIN.
- AGAIN ?
YEAH !  THIS TIME IT HAS
A MUCH BETTER ENDING.
HUH, THANKS.
OKAY, WE WENT TO KMART AND
WE GOT EVERYTHING WE NEEDED--
 YOU THINK
ALL DRAIN CLEANERS ARE THE SAME,
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
THE PROBLEM WITH LIQUID PLUMR
IS THAT IT ONLY CLEANS HERE.
SO CLOGS KEEP COMING BACK.
THAT'S WHY WE INVENTED
NEW DRANO FOAMER.
IT EXPANDS,
FILLING YOUR ENTIRE PIPE
AND SCRUBS IT CLEAN,
GETTING THE GUNK LIQUID PLUMR
LEAVES BEHIND,
SO DRAINS
STAY CLEAR LONGER.
NEW DRANO FOAMER.
S.C. JOHNSON.
 EVE: I UNDERSTAND.
YES, I'LL BE THERE.
[EVE SLAMS PHONE DOWN]
 CHRIS: OUCH.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
 EVE: I JUST GOT THE DATE
FOR WHEN I HAVE TO TESTIFY
AT SCOTT'S
OBSTRUCTION-OF-JUSTICE HEARING.
 CHRIS: WELL, EVERYBODY KNOWS
HE TOOK YOUR BRACELET
FROM THE DEVLIN MURDER SCENE.
HE ADMITTED IT AT JULIE'S TRIAL.
WHAT'S HIS DEFENSE?
 EVE: I HAVE NO IDEA.
 CHRIS: WHAT?
YOU HAVEN'T DISCUSSED IT
WITH HIM?
 EVE: BRIEFLY.
HE WAS STILL DECIDING
ON HIS STRATEGY.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S GOING
TO DO YET.
 CHRIS: WELL, THE GUY DOESN'T
HAVE A PRAYER.
IF YOU ASK ME, HE DESERVES
EVERYTHING HE GETS FOR SELLING
US OUT AT JULIE'S TRIAL.
 EVE: HE TOLD THE TRUTH
TO PROTECT HIS DAUGHTER.
 CHRIS: A LOT OF GOOD IT DID
HIM.
HE'S STILL ON TRIAL, AND HE'S
PROBABLY GOING TO DO TIME.
 EVE: IT'S JUST SO UNFAIR,
YOU KNOW.
HE HID EVIDENCE TO PROTECT ME.
AND LOOK AT THE MESS HE'S IN.
 CHRIS: THAT WAS HIS CHOICE.
 EVE: I KNOW, BUT I COULD HAVE
DONE SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
I COULD HAVE GONE TO THE POLICE
EONS AGO.
BUT I DIDN'T.
 CHRIS: WELL, MAYBE NOT,
BUT YOU STILL DIDN'T ASK HIM
TO TAKE YOUR BRACELET
FROM THE MURDER SCENE
IN THE FIRST PLACE.
 EVE: YOU THINK I'M A SUCKER
FOR CARING ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS
TO SCOTT, DON'T YOU?
 CHRIS: ABSOLUTELY.
 EVE: I CAN'T JUST TURN OFF
MY FEELINGS.
 CHRIS: HAVE YOU TRIED?
 EVE: OH.
WHAT ELSE COULD GO WRONG
WITH THIS DAY?
 CHRIS: OH, COME ON NOW.
THIS ISN'T THE
DAMN-THE-TORPEDOES EVE I KNOW.
 EVE: CHRIS, I ALMOST WAS
BLOWN UP IN AN ELEVATOR, AND NOW
I HAVE TO TESTIFY AGAINST
THE MAN THAT I -- THAT I CARE
ABOUT.
 CHRIS: WELL, COME ON.
IT'S NOT ALL BAD.
 EVE: ALL RIGHT.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
LISTEN, IF YOU GIVE ME ONE
OF THOSE "THE SUN WILL COME OUT
TOMORROW" SPEECHES, I WILL JUST
PUNCH YOU IN THE NOSE.
I WILL.
 CHRIS: I WAS JUST GOING
TO SAY THAT AT LEAST YOU STILL
HAVE ME.
 EVE: THAT'S COMFORTING.
 NEIL: JOE! JOE!
 JOE: HEY!
HOW ARE YOU?
 NEIL: DID YOU SEE THAT GERMAN
SHEPHERD DOWNSTAIRS?
HE WAS SNIFFING EVERYONE
FOR BOMBS.
 JOE: WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I HEARD HIS NAME IS RAMBO.
 NEIL: DO YOU THINK HE'S GOOD?
I MEAN, WHAT IF HE MISSES
SOMETHING?
THE WHOLE PLACE COULD BLOW UP.
 JOE: LISTEN TO ME.
I'M SURE WITH A NAME LIKE RAMBO
HE'S NOT GOING TO MISS ANYTHING.
 COURTNEY: ARE WE LATE?
 CHRIS: NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT.
IN FACT, YOU'RE JUST ON TIME.
I JUST CHECKED OUT.
WE'RE READY TO GO.
 COURTNEY: GOOD.
 NEIL: I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE
GOING TO A REAL STOCK CAR RACE.
 JOE: A STOCK CAR RACE?
 CHRIS: I GOT ANOTHER SURPRISE
FOR YOU, TOO.
I'M GOING TO INTRODUCE
YOU TO A BOOKIE.
 NEIL: WHAT'S A BOOKIE?
 CHRIS: HE'S A GUY WHO MAKES
THE RACES MORE FUN, RIGHT, JOE?
HE'S GOING TO HELP US BET
ON THE CARS.
 NEIL: COOL.
 CHRIS: YEAH, WAIT TILL
YOU SEE HIM.
HE IS SO COOL.
 JOE: AN INTRODUCTION
TO A BOOKIE?
I CAN SEE THAT MY OPINION OF HIM
WEIGHS A LOT WITH YOU.
 COURTNEY: OF COURSE IT DOES,
E.
BUT IT'S NOT LIKE I'M GOING
TO MARRY THE GUY.
 JOE: OH, THAT'S A RELIEF.
 COURTNEY: LOOK, I KNOW HOW
YOU FEEL ABOUT CHRIS.
BUT WITH JOHN'S DEATH
AND THE BOMBING, HE'LL NEED SOME
DISTRACTIONS RIGHT NOW.
AND HE AND CHRIS HAVE FUN
TOGETHER, OK?
 NEIL: MOM, GUESS WHAT.
CHRIS SAID WE'RE GOING TO BET
ON THE CARS AND WIN LOTS
OF MONEY.
 COURTNEY: WOW.
 CHRIS: THAT'S RIGHT.
I'LL EVEN STAKE HIM A NICKEL
A RACE.
AND AS THEY SAY AT THE RACES,
"GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES."
 NEIL: BYE, JOE.
COME ON, MOM.
 COURTNEY: WELL, I GUESS
THAT'S MY CUE.
BYE.
 DR. AIKMAN: DR. COLLINS,
I'M ALLOWING YOU TO SEE COOPER,
BUT HONESTLY, I DON'T SEE
THE POINT.
 KEVIN: DID YOU HEAR ABOUT
THE BOMBINGS AT GENERAL HOSPITAL
TWO DAYS AGO?
 DR. AIKMAN: I READ ABOUT IT
IN THE PAPER.
MONSTROUS CRIME.
BUT WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO
WITH A PATIENT WHO HAS SEEN
LITTLE CONTACT WITH THE OUTSIDE
WORLD?
 KEVIN: COOPER MAY BE ABLE
TO IDENTIFY THE WON WHO
PLANTED THE BOMBS.
 DR. AIKMAN: HE --
DR. COLLINS, THAT'S COMPLETELY
PREPOSTEROUS.
 KEVIN: NOW, I UNDERSTAND THAT
I HAVE STRETCHED TO THE LIMIT
WHAT LITTLE CREDIBILITY I HAVE
LEFT WITH YOU.
BUT IT IS IMPERATIVE THAT I SEE
COOPER.
 DR. AIKMAN: I DON'T WANT THI
PATIENT TO HAVE ANY SETBACKS.
 GREG: IT'S GOOD TO SEE
YOU AGAIN, DR. COLLINS.
HEY, YOU SOLD ANY MORE OF THOSE
HOW-TO-MURDER GUIDES?
 KEVIN: THE BOOK IS SELLING.
HAVE A SEA
 GREG: SO YOU'VE COME BACK
BECAUSE YOU'RE FEELING GUILTY
ABOUT BEING THE KILLER?
 KEVIN: NO, I CAME HERE
TO SHOW YOU SOME PHOTOGRAPHS
THAT MIGHT HELP ME CATCH
THE REAL KILLER.
WOULD YOU HAVE A LOOK AT THESE
WOMEN, PLEASE?
 GREG: I'D BE HAPPY TO.
BUT WHY?
 KEVIN: A SECURITY GUARD
AT GENERAL HOSPITAL SAYS THAT
ONE OF THOSE WOMEN MAY HAVE
PLANTED THE BOMB THAT EXPLODED
THERE A FEW DAYS AGO.
 GREG: YEAH, I SAW THAT
ON THE NEWS.
BUT WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO
WITH ME?
 KEVIN: THAT SAME WOMAN
VISITED YOU REPEATEDLY CALLING
HERSELF LARK.
WOULD YOU TELL ME WHICH WOMAN
IT IS?
 GREG: EENIE,
MEENIE,
MINEY,
MO.
 KEVIN: WELL, THANK YOU VERY
MUCH.
 GREG: THAT'S IT, DOC?
 KEVIN: THAT'S IT.
YOU'VE BEEN A BIG HELP.
 GREG: NEXT TIME YOU BRING
SOME PICTURES, ADD SOME BLONDS.
I'M KIND OF PARTIAL.
 JULIE: NOW, WASN'T THAT MORE
FUN THAN CLEANING YOUR ROOM?
 FRANK: SILLY QUESTION.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
 FRANK: PLEASE DON'T BE
THE HOSPITAL.
[RING]
 JULIE: HELLO.
 GREG: KEVIN COLLINS IS
GETTING TOO CLOSE.
 JULIE: YOU'RE SURE?
 GREG: I CAN'T KEEP FEEDING
HIM RED HERRINGS.
HE'S TOO SHARP.
 JULIE: I WAS AFRAID OF THAT.
 GREG: IT'S TIME TO KILL
THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL
THIS.
 JULIE: I UNDERSTAND.
 FRANK: WHO WAS THAT?
 JULIE: OH, THE HOSPITAL.
THE LAPAROSCOPY I'M SCHEDULED
TO PERFORM HAS BEEN MOVED UP.
 FRANK: WELL, YOU ARE
IN THE MIDDLE OF A PRETTY
SERIOUS PROCEDURE RIGHT HERE.
 JULIE: YOU'RE RIGHT.
IT'S WAITED THIS LONG.
IT CAN WAIT A FEW MORE MINUTES.