pcjune26 EVE: OH -- SERENA: YOU'RE THE PRETTIEST WOMAN I KNOW -- YOU AND LUCY. EVE: THANK YOU. I LOVE IT. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK YOU ARE THE PRETTIEST LITTLE GIRL I KNOW. SERENA: CAN I SEE MY PORTRAIT? EVE: OK. WHAT DO YOU THINK? TA-DA! SERENA: I DON'T HAVE PURPLE HAIR! EVE: NO, COME ON. THIS IS THE SPACE-AGE SERENA. SERENA: COOL. I'M GOING TO MAKE A SPACE-AGE YOU WITH GREEN. EVE: OH, I THINK WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE A RAIN CHECK ON THAT BECAUSE I HAVE TO GET YOU TO BALLET CLASS. AND I THINK WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE A RAIN CHECK ON CLEANING UP, TOO. SERENA: YES! EVE: I KNOW, I KNOW. [TELEPHONE RINGS] SERENA: I'LL GET THAT. THAT'S DADDY. EVE: OK. SERENA: HI, DADDY. SCOTT: HOW'D YOU KNOW IT WAS ME? SERENA: BECAUSE YOU ALREADY CALLED A GAZILLION TIMES. SCOTT: HEY, LISTEN, IT'S ABOUT BALLET TIME. YOUR LEOTARD -- I WASHED IT. IT'S IN THE LAUNDRY ROOM. AND YOUR SLIPPERS ARE IN YOUR LITTLE BAG. SERENA: I KNOW. EVE HELPED ME OUT WITH THAT, AND SHE EVEN FIXED MY HAIR. SCOTT: I BET SHE DID. WELL, LISTEN, I'LL BE HOME TO TUCK YOU IN, OK? SERENA: OK. SCOTT: LET ME SPEAK TO EVE. SERENA: OK. IT'S FOR YOU. EVE: OK, THANKS. GO GET DRESSED. SERENA: OK. EVE: I THINK THAT I HAVE TALKED TO YOU MORE IN THE LAST 10 HOURS THAN I EVER HAVE WHEN YOU'RE IN PORT CHARLES. SCOTT: WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE I MISS YOU SO MUCH. HOW'S THE FIREHOUSE -- STILL STANDING? EVE: WE ARE HAVING A BLAST. SCOTT, SHE IS SO SMART, AND SHE'S FUNNY, AND SHE'S CUTE AND BEAUTIFUL AND -- I JUST -- I LOVE HER. SCOTT: I KNEW YOU TWO WOULD HAVE A GOOD TIME TOGETHER. GREAT. I'LL SEE YOU REAL SOON, EVE. EVE: OK. SCOTT: OK. BYE. LUCY: AHA. THIS WILL TEACH OLD SCOTT NOT TO LEAVE SERENA WITH EVE. EW! I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS SO HARD TO SIPHON GAS OUT OF A TANK, THOUGH. BAD LUCY: UGH -- LUCE, YOU CAN DO IT FOR SERENA. HOW DARE SCOTT SHUT YOU OUT LIKE THAT. GOOD LUCY: OH, LUCY, PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE NOT CONSIDERING SABOTAGING EVE'S CAR. BAD LUCY: EW, YOU AGAIN. LUCY: LISTEN, YOU KNOW, IF EVE IS LATE, THEN MAYBE THAT'LL PROVE TO SCOTT THAT EVE IS UNFIT TO TAKE CARE OF SERENA. BAD LUCY: EXACTLY. YOU SEE, HALO HEAD, WHAT LUCY IS DOING HERE IS TRYING TO SAVE SERENA FROM CERTAIN CORRUPTION. LUCY: EXACTLY. YOU SEE, SOMEBODY HAS TO LOOK OUT FOR HER. GOOD LUCY: THE TRUTH IS YOU'RE JEALOUS THAT SCOTT LET SERENA STAY WITH EVE. OH, BUT THIS IS NOT THE ANSWER. LUCY: I AM NOT JEALOUS. THAT'S NOT WHY I'M DOING THIS. I KNOW THAT SERENA PREFERS ME OVER EVE ANY DAY OF THE WEEK. BAD LUCY: YEAH, FOR NOW. BUT YOU BETTER DO SOMETHING BEFORE OLD EVIE BRAINWASHES SERENA. LUCY: YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE RIGHT. I MEAN, YOU, OF ALL PEOPLE, SHOULD KNOW CHILDREN ARE VERY SUSCEPTIBLE TO MANIPULATION. WELL, YOU KNOW, I DO HAVE TO PROTECT SERENA FROM EVE BECAUSE EVE IS JUST USING HER TO GET WHAT SHE WANTS. BAD LUCY: MM-HMM. AND ALL SCOTT NEEDS IS ONE TEENY TINY LITTLE PUSH, AND THEN BYE-BYE, EVE. GOOD LUCY: LUCY COULD LOSE THEM BOTH FOREVER. BAD LUCY: OH, MY GOODNESS! YOU ARE THE BIGGEST DRAMA QUEEN I HAVE EVER SEEN. WOULD YOU CHILL OUT, GIRLFRIEND? RELAX, HERE. GOOD LUCY: LUCY, YOU MUST RECONSIDER. YOU KNOW YOU WILL ALWAYS HAVE A PLACE IN SERENA'S HEART. BUT THINK, IF SCOTT WERE TO FIND OUT ABOUT THIS -- LUCY: NO, HE'S NOT GOING TO FIND OUT. OH. YOU KNOW WHAT? I CAN'T DO THIS. I CAN'T RISK IT. BAD LUCY: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO IS STOP LISTENING TO THIS CIRCULAR-HEADED WOMAN OVER HERE AND JUST STICK TO OUR PLAN, BABY. IT WILL WORK. GOOD LUCY: AND LOSE SERENA AND SCOTT FOREVER. LUCY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO STOOP TO THESE KIND OF TACTICS. LUCY: WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M NOT REALLY COMMITTING A CRIME HERE, YOU KNOW? I'M JUST SIPHONING OFF A LITTLE GAS, AND THEN EVE WILL BE LATE, AND THEN I'LL SHOW UP TO THE REHEARSAL AND I'LL BE THE HERO. GOOD LUCY: LUCY, YOU HAVE BECOME SO MUCH BETTER THAN THIS. LUCY: I WANT YOU TO GET LOST. GOOD LUCY: NO! LUCY: YES! NOW, WHERE WERE WE? BAD LUCY: PAGE 15. LUCY: OH. OH, RIGHT -- "HOW TO FEED THE LINE INTO THE TANK." BAD LUCY: AND BE FINISHED WITH EVE FOREVER. [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION] EVE: SERENA! COME ON! WE DON'T WANT TO BE LATE FOR YOUR BALLET CLASS. IF I CAN EVER FIND MY KEYS. SERENA: JUST A FEW MORE PLIES. IT'S VERY IMPORTANT FOR A BALLERINA TO WARM UP PROPERLY. EVE: OK, I GOTCHA. [TELEPHONE RINGS] EVE: OH. PHONE. PHONE, PHONE, PHONE. [RING] EVE: PHONE, PHONE, PHONE. AH! HELLO, HANDSOME. LUCY: WELL, THANK YOU, EVE, BUT WHO WERE YOU EXPECTING, SCOTT OR ONE OF YOUR JOHNS? EVE: WHAT DO YOU WANT, LUCY? LUCY: I JUST CALLED TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU REMEMBERED SERENA HAD BALLET RIGHT NOW. EVE: OF COURSE I REMEMBERED. LUCY: I KNOW YOU HAVE YOUR DOCTOR DUTIES, AND I THOUGHT MAYBE IT WOULD SAVE YOU SOME TIME IF I TOOK HER ALL THE WAY OUT THERE INSTEAD OF YOU HAVING TO WAIT AROUND. EVE: ACTUALLY, I'M NOT ON CALL TODAY, SO I'M GOING TO TAKE SERENA TO HER BALLET LESSON, AND THEN I'M GOING TO COME BACK HERE AND CLEAN UP BECAUSE WE'VE BEEN HAVING SO MUCH FUN, THE PLACE LOOKS LIKE A FRAT HOUSE. LUCY: SO TELL ME, HOW DO YOU PLAN TO DO THAT? YOU'RE GOING TO GO DROP HER OFF AND THEN GO BACK AND CLEAN UP? YOU'RE GOING TO RUN OUT OF TIME. YOU WON'T BE BACK TO PICK HER UP ON TIME. EVE: WELL, I THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE CLUED IN TO SERENA'S SCHEDULE. TODAY IS THE BIG REHEARSAL FOR HER DANCE RECITAL, AND SO THAT'S GOING TO TAKE, OH, PROBABLY ABOUT TWO HOURS. DIDN'T THEY INVITE YOU TO THE RECITAL? LUCY: I HAVE HAD IT MARKED ON MY CALENDAR FOR WEEKS. EVE: WELL, I'VE GOT BIGGER FISH TO FRY. TA. OH, LOOK AT YOU. YOU LOOK SO CUTE. OH, AND I JUST LOVE THE DAISIES IN YOUR HAIR. SERENA: WAS THAT DADDY AGAIN? EVE: NO, HONEY. THAT WASUST SOME PESKY NUISANCE. COME ON. LET'S GO. SERENA: OKEY-DOKEY. LUCY: OOH! BAD LUCY: WHAT A GIGANTIC PAIN IN THE OLD CABOOSE, HUH? LUCY: YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. BUT AT LEAST WE KNOW SHE'S GOING TO GO BACK HOME THIS AFTERNOON. THAT'S WHEN I MAKE MY MOVE. BAD LUCY: SO WE HIT HER HIGH, HIT HER LOW, WE HIT HER SO HARD SHE DON'T KNOW WHAT HIT HER. LUCY: OH, NO, NO, NO, NO. NONE OF THAT HITTING STUFF, YOU KNOW. ALTHOUGH I'D REALLY LIKE TO HIT HER, I CAN'T DO THAT. WE'RE JUST GOING TO MAKE SURE THAT EVE RUNS OUT OF GAS, THEN SHE'LL BE STRANDED. THEN SCOTT WILL FREAK OUT BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, HE'S ALWAYS BEEN SORT OF PARANOID EVER SINCE SERENA WAS KIDNAPPED ABOUT PEOPLE PICKING SERENA UP ON TIME. BUT WHEN SHE'S NOT THERE, I'LL GO TO REHEARSAL AND I'LL SAVE THE DAY AND BE THE BIG HERO. BAD LUCY: OOH. GIRLFRIEND, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO COME UP WITH ONE WHOPPER OF A LIE TO COVER YOUR PRESENCE. LUCY: I THOUGHT OF THAT ALREADY. I JUST TELL THE TRUTH. IT'S VERY SIMPLE. I TELL SCOTT I WANTED TO GO BY THE BALLET ACADEMY BECAUSE, UNLIKE EVE, I'D JUMP AT THE CHANCE TO BE WITH SERENA ANY CHANCE I GET. BAD LUCY: PERFECT. YOU KNOW, YOU'RE GETTING DARN GOOD AT THIS. SCOTT WILL BE SO FURIOUS THAT EVE LEFT LITTLE SERENA STRANDED, HE'LL NEVER LET EVE SEE SERENA AGAIN. LUCY: FROM YOUR MOUTH TO GOD'S -- BAD LUCY: WATCH IT! LUCY: OH. SORRY. JULIE: HEY! WHAT IS ALL THIS? FRANK: CAN'T YOU TELL? JULIE: NO. I CAN'T EVEN SEE STRAIGHT I'M SO EXHAUSTED. I HAD TO ASSIST IN BACK-TO-BACK SURGERIES. FRANK: IT IS A REPLAY OF OUR FIRST DATE -- A ROMANTIC BEACH PICNIC WITH NONE OF THE SAND AND ALL OF THE PRIVACY. JOE WILL BE AT THE HOSPITAL ALL NIGHT. JULIE: WHAT'S THE OCCASION? FRANK: WE HAVE BEEN SO TENSE LATELY. I THOUGHT WE COULD LITERALLY START OVER. HOW ABOUT IT? YOU AND ME AND EVERYTHING GOOD. JULIE: I'D LIKE THAT. FRANK: WELL, THEN IT'S YOURS. JULIE: ONE PROBLEM -- IF YOU RECALL, OUR FIRST FIGHT HAPPENED AT THE END OF OUR FIRST DATE. FRANK: THAT'S WHY I WANTED TO RECREATE THE BEGINNING, SO WE COULD START OVER AND RESOLVE NEVER TO HURT EACH OTHER AGAIN. JULIE: NEVER. FRANK: OK, REMEMBER HOW YOU WERE WORRIED THAT THE WIND WOULD RUIN YOUR HAIR? JULIE: OH. FRANK: AH. JULIE: FRANK. FRANK: OH. YOU -- YOU WERE SO BEAUTIFUL. AND I WANTED YOU SO MUCH. JULIE: AND NOW YOU HAVE ME. AND YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO FAKE A KNEE INJURY TO KISS ME. FRANK: ME, A FAKER? JULIE: OH, YOU WERE DESPERATE. ANYTHING TO GET ME IN A CLINCH. FRANK: HOW ABOUT THIS LITTLE PAPER CUT HERE? JULIE: OH. YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DO BETTER THAN THAT. FRANK: OK. JULIE: HEY! HEY -- STOP IT. FRANK: MAKE ME. JULIE: WITH PLEASURE. OH! FRANK: THERE, YOU -- JULIE: YOU ARE GOING TO PAY! OH! STOP IT! STOP IT! FRANK: I AM NOT VACUUMING THIS UP. JULIE: SURE YOU ARE. YOU'RE THE LANDLORD. I AM MERELY THE TENANT. FRANK: YOU'RE A WOMAN. CLEANING IS DESTINY. JULIE: OH. OH, NOW YOU ARE GOING TO PAY. FRANK: OK. OK, OK. I GIVE. I GIVE. MERCY. I AM AT YOUR MERCY. DO WHAT YOU WILL. [TELEPHONE RINGS] EVE: NO, DON'T HANG UP, DON'T HANG UP, DON'T HANG UP. DON'T HANG UP. HELLO? SCOTT: HEY. EVE: HI. SCOTT: YOU SOUND OUT OF BREATH. WHAT'S GOING ON? EVE: OH, NOTHING. I WAS JUST RUNNING TO CATCH THE PHONE. SCOTT: SERENA GET TO HER CLASS OK? EVE: YEAH. YES, SHE DID, AND, BOY, IS THAT PLACE OUT IN THE BOONDOCKS. I THINK WE DODGED A FEW EVIL DEER ALONG THE WAY. BUT ANYWAY, I WALKED HER INTO THE BUILDING, AND I SAW HER DO HER FIRST FEW KILLER PLIES. SCOTT: BUT WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT, DID YOU LEAVE HER? EVE: SHE KICKED ME OUT. SHE DIDN'T WANT ME TO SEE HER DANCE BEFORE HER RECITAL. SO I CAME BACK HERE AND TRIED TO CLEAN THINGS UP BEFORE YOU COME BACK AND TEASE ME. SCOTT: WELL, I LIKE TEASING YOU. EVE: I KNOW YOU DO. SCOTT: LEAVE PLENTY OF TIME TO GET BACK TO SERENA'S CLASS AND PICK HER UP, ALL RIGHT? EVE: YES, SIR! SCOTT: I KNOW I SOUND A LITTLE OVERPROTECTIVE, BUT THE ONE TIME I WAS LATE PICKING SERENA UP, SHE WAS KIDNAPPED. EVE: TRUST ME -- NOTHING IS GOING TO GO WRO. LUCY: YES. YES. YES. THE BACK. IN THE BACK. OK -- HOSE. BOOK. PAGE 15. WHERE'S PAGE 15? OK. GAS CAP. OH, GOOD GRIEF. DRAT. IT'S STUCK. GOT IT. OK. OK, PAGE 15. "INSERT THE HOSE INTO THE GAS LINE." HOSE IN. OH, PEE-EW. ALL RIGHT, NOW WHAT? OH, RIGHT. "GENTLY SUCK ON THE TUBE TO REVERSE THE FLOW." OH, SERENA, I'M DOING THIS JUST FOR YOU. IT WAS LAUREN'S BATH TIME... AND BECKY WANTED TO HELP. I WAS USING THE ALL-OVER BABY WASH. JOHNSON'S HEAD-TO-TOE. I HEARD IT'S MILDER THAN EVERY BABY SOAP. JUST THEN, BECKY ACCIDENTALLY DROPPED THE BOTTLE... AND SPLASHED LAUREN'S FACE. I GOT UPSET. BUT LAUREN JUST LAUGHED. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN IT WOULD BE OKAY. IT'S AS GENTLE TO HER EYES AS PURE WATER. JOHNSON'S HEAD-TO-TOE, THE HAIR AND BODY BABY WASH. NOT JUST GENTLE. JOHNSON'S GENTLE. HERE'S SOMETHING FABULOUS FOR MILK AND ICE CREAM... HERSHEY'S CHOCOLATE SYRUP. AS ALWAYS, A FAT FREE FOOD. AND WHEN IT COMES TO CHOCOLATE TASTE, STILL AS BIG AS EVER. Cow: MOO. I'M ROGER SAWDEY. I MAKE NABISCO SHREDDED WHEAT HERE AT POST CEREALS. THAT'S OUR DAD ! YOU KNOW, WHEN MY GIRLS WERE YOUNGER, I COULDN'T GET THEM NEAR A BOX OF SHREDDED WHEAT. THAT'S FOR SURE ! SO YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW IT HAPPENED ? WELL, IT WASN'T BECAUSE I'VE BEEN BRINGING IT HOME FOR THE LAST 20 YEARS. - SORRY, DAD. - NOW THAT THEY'RE ON THEIR OWN, SEEMS LIKE BOTTLED WATER IS NOT THE ONLY GOOD THING THEY DISCOVERED. HOW COME YOU NEVER TOLD US HOW GOOD THIS STUFF IS ? YEAH, DAD. NOW YOU'D THINK THEY INVENTED SHREDDED WHAT. THIS STUFF IS GOOD. [MUSIC PLAYS] TEACHER: AND OUT. GOOD. DEMI PLIE. DOWN. AND UP. AND ONE MORE. DOWN. AND UP. AND ARMS DOWN SLOWLY TO FIRST. GOOD. EVE: BRAVO! BRAVO! OH, SORRY. [MUSIC STOPS] TEACHER: VERY GOOD, CLASS. I THINK THAT I AM GOING TO END THIS DAY EARLY ON A HIGH NOTE. SO I'LL SEE YOU AT THE RECITAL. YES. EVE: OH, YOU WERE WONDERFUL. OH! SERENA: YEAH. EVE: IT'S A GOOD THING I CAME EARLY, TOO. ALL RIGHT. WHY DON'T YOU GET YOUR STUFF, AND WE'LL GET OUT OF HERE. SERENA: CAN WE GO FOR A FRUIT SMOOTHIE? EVE: SURE. SERENA: BEFORE DINNER? EVE: WELL, YOU KNOW, I THINK DAD WILL LET IT SLIDE JUST THIS ONCE. SERENA: YES! EVE: ESPECIALLY IF WE BRING HIM ONE. SERENA: HE LIKES APPLE-BLUEBERRY SWIRL. EVE: OH, YUM. WELL, IN THAT CASE, LET'S MAKE IT A DOUBLE. COME ON. SERENA: YES! LET'S GO! EVE: YES! SERENA: WHOO! FRANK: KISSING YOU IS LIKE JUMPING OUT OF AN AIRPLANE. JULIE: IS THAT A GOOD THING? FRANK: IT'S THRILLING. JULIE: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO MAKES MY HEART BEAT FAST. FEEL. [MUSIC PLAYS] FRANK: DOES THIS TICKLE? JULIE: THAT IS THE LEAST OF WHAT YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEL. SINGER: ü I CAN FEEL YOUR HAND MOVING UP MY THIGHS SKIRT AROUND MY WAIST WALL AGAINST MY FACE I CAN FEEL YOUR LIPS OOH ü SINGERS: ü I DON'T WANT TO STOP JUST BECAUSE YOU FEEL SO GOOD INSIDE OF MY LOVE I'M NOT GONNA STOP NO, NO, NO I WANT YOU ü SINGER: ü ALL I WANNA SAY IS ANYTIME AND ANYPLACE I DON'T CARE WHO'S AROUND NO, NO ü LUCY: OH, HELLO? WHERE IS EVERYBODY? I'M HERE TO SAVE SERENA. YOO-HOO! TEACHER: HELLO, MS. COE. LUCY: OH, HI. I'M HERE TO PICK UP SERENA. TEACHER: OH, SHE LEFT. LUCY: SHE LEFT? WITH WHO? TEACHER: DR. LAMBERT. LUCY: EVE WAS HERE? TEACHER: WELL, I HAD A NOTE FROM SERENA'S FATHER, AND I SPOKE TO HIM ON THE PHONE. WAS THERE SOME CHANGE OF PLANS? LUCY: NO. OH, NO, NO. NO, NO, SORRY. THERE'S NO MISTAKE, NO PROBLEM. THANKS, ANYWAY. OH. I GUESS I DIDN'T SIPHON ENOUGH GAS OUT OF EVE'S CAR. RATS! RATS, RATS, RATS! [ENGINE STOPS] EVE: OUT OF GAS. HOW CAN THAT BE? I JUST FILLED IT UP YESTERDAY. SERENA: HEY, WHEN GRANDMA AND I GOT STUCK, SHE USED HER CELL PHONE TO CALL FOR HELP. EVE: YEAH, WELL, WHEN I WAS A KID, WE HAD CARRIER PIGEONS. SERENA: COOL. EVE: HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. I'M NOT THAT OLD. I WAS JUST KIDDING. OH, HOLD ON. UH-OH. THE BATTERY'S DEAD. SERENA: HEY, WE CAN PRETEND WE ARE SOLDIERS AND HIKE TO THE GAS STATION. EVE: WELL, NOW, THAT SOUNDS LIKE IT WOULD BE FUN, BUT IT'S KIND OF DARK OUTSIDE, SO I SUGGEST WE JUST HANG OUT HERE IN THE CAR. WE'LL PLAY SOME TUNES. THERE WE GO. [RADIO TURNS ON] EVE: AND A CAR WILL BE BY ANY MINUTE NOW. SERENA: SO WE'RE STUCK. EVE: IT'S GOING TO BE OK, SWEETIE. WE'RE FINE. THERE'S GOING TO BE A CAR COMING BY ANYTIME NOW. SOMEONE'S GOING TO COME. FRANK: YOU LOOK HAPPY. JULIE: FOR THE FIRST TIME IN WEEKS. IT'S HEAVEN TO BE HERE WITH YOU. FRANK: YOU ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON IN MY LIFE. JULIE: I'M GLAD I DON'T HAVE TO SHARE YOU ANYMORE. WITH EVE AND LARK AND KAREN MOVED OUT AND JOE AT THE HOSPITAL, IT FEELS MORE LIKE JUST OUR PLACE TONIGHT. FRANK: LARK WASN'T SO BAD IN THE END. JULIE: I AM NOT GOING TO RUIN A PERFECT DATE BY DISCUSSING LARK MADISON. FRANK: JULIE, SHE STAYED OUT OF YOUR WAY FOR THE MOST PART. JULIE: SHE TOLD THE POLICE I KILLED MY FATHER. FRANK: SHE WAS A REBELLIOUS TEENAGER. SHE'S LEARNED HER LESSON. JULIE: WHATEVER. I'M JUST GLAD SHE'S NEVER SETTING FOOT IN THIS HOUSE AGAIN. FRANK: I CAN'T JUST ABANDON HER. JULIE: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? FRANK: I'M GOING TO ADOPT LARK. MY NEW BABY IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN MY LIFE, AND I WANT WHAT'S BEST FOR HER. AND SO I SHOP AT WAL-MART. I MEAN, THEY HAVE GREAT PRICES, EVERYTHING WE NEED, LIKE THOSE McBABY CLOTHES AND ACCESSORIES. AND THEY'RE SO PRETTY ON HER. AND TO HELP KEEP THEM LOOKING THAT WAY, I GET DOWNY. DOWNY HELPS MAKE HER McBABY THINGS JUST AS SOFT AS SHE IS. AND DOWNY CARE HELPS KEEP... HER CLOTHES LOOKING LIKE NEW... BY PROTECTING THEM FROM FADING. SO SHE'S ALWAYS PRETTY AS A PICTURE. ü COME ON IN üü - COME ON INTO WAL-MART. - ALWAYS. IF YOU QUIT WORKING AFTER ONLY FOUR HOURSYOU'D PROBABLY GET FIRED, RIGHT? RIGHT. THAT'S WHAT ORDINARY PAIN RELIEVERS DO-- WORK FOR A WHILE, THEN QUIT. BUT NOW THERE'S ALEVE. ONLY ALEVE HAS THE STRENGTH TO WORK ALL DAY LONG WITH JUST TWO PILLS. IT WOULD TAKE EIGHT TYLENOL TO DO THAT. SO IF THE PAIN RELIEVER YOU USE DOESN'T WORK THE WAY YOU WANT... FIRE IT. FIRE IT. AND TAKE ALEVE. TWO PILLS. ALL DAY RELIEF. WORKS FOR ME. ü WATCH THEIR EYES LIGHT UP ü ü TO A WORLD OF IMAGINATION ü KIDS LOVE NEW COLOR WIPE-OFFS FROM CRAYOLA. THEY COLOR FOR HOURS WITH SPECIAL WASHABLE MARKERS AND THE COLOR WIPE-OFF BOARD THAT LETS THEM COLOR AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN. ü TAKE THE TIME TO SEE ü ü HOW IMPORTANT CRAYOLA CAN BE ü LOOK FOR THE WHOLE LINE OF NEW COLOR WIPE-OFFS. THERE'S ONLY ONE CHILDHOOD AND ONLY ONE CRAYOLA. IT IS SO UNFAIR THE WAY GUYS CAN JUST EAT... AND EAT AND THEN, EAT, EAT, EAT, EAT, AND THEN... OH! LET'S EAT SOME MORE! LIFE JUST GOT A LITTLE MORE FAIR. IT'S LIKE THERE'S NO TIME, RIGHT, WHEN THEY ARE NOT EATING. UNFAIR, UNFAIR... INTRODUCING SWEET CRISPERS. CHOCOLATEY WAFERS THAT ARE SO SWEET AND CRISPY, YOU WON'T WANT TO STOP EATING 'EM. AND WITH 18 IN A SERVING, YOU WON'T HAVE TO. THEY'RE LIKE BOTTOMLESS PITS! SWEET CRISPERS... AH, I WISH I WERE A GUY. NO, I DON'T. [ Phone Ringing ] DON'T GET THAT, FRANK. H-HELLO ? - MEOW. - BAXTER ! ü MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW... ü FOUR DELICIOUS FLAVORS MAKE MEOW MIX TASTE SO GOOD... CATS ASK FOR IT BY NAME. ü MEOW, MEOW, MEOW ü IT'S BAXTER ! NEUTROGENA INTRODUCES SKIN-CARING SUN CARE. UVA/UVB SUNSCREENS FOR MORE COMPLETE PROTECTION. OIL-FREE SUNBLOCKS WITH VITAMINS A AND E. NEUTROGENA SUNBLOCKS. SKIN-CARING SUN CARE. JULIE: FRANK, YOU DID WHAT YOU COULD. IT DIDN'T WORK. I MEAN, SHE'S ALMOST OF AGE. WHY DOES SHE NEED ANYBODY TO ADOPT HER? FRANK: TO GIVE HER A PLACE SHE CAN CALL HER HOME. JULIE: UGH! FRANK: HER FATHER TOOK OFF WHEN SHE WAS A KID. HER MOTHER IS A MENTALLY ILL WOMAN WHO'S ABUSED LARK HER WHOLE LIFE. THE KID DESERVES A BREAK. JULIE: NO JUDGE IN HIS RIGHT MIND IS EVER GOING TO ALLOW A SINGLE MAN TO ADOPT A TEENAGE GIRL. FRANK: I'VE ALREADY SPOKEN TO THE JUDGE, AND SHE GETS THAT MY MOTIVES ARE PURE. WHEN A KID IS GETTING READY TO STEP OUT INTO ADULTHOOD, THEY NEED TO HAVE A STRONG SUPPORT SYSTEM. NOW, I WANT TO BE THAT FOR LARK. JULIE: SO THAT'S WHAT THIS BEACH DATE WAS ALL ABOUT? IT WAS A SETUP. AND I THOUGHT LARK WAS A MANIPULATOR? FRANK: I WAS TRYING TO SHOW YOU HOW MUCH I CARE FOR YOU. JULIE: YOU THINK THAT I WOULD FORGIVE LARK AND FORGET WHAT SHE'S DONE BECAUSE YOU BUTTERED ME UP? FRANK: I THOUGHT THAT MAYBE YOU COULD PUT ASIDE SOME OF YOUR OWN INCONVENIENCES AND DO SOMETHING FOR SOMEBODY ELSE. JULIE: EVERY TIME I THINK I'M SAFE WITH YOU, YOU TURN AROUND AND YOU HURT ME AGAIN AND AGAIN! FRANK: I DON'T WANT TO HURT YOU, BUT DON'T FORCE ME TO CHOOSE BETWEEN YOU AND LARK! JULIE: I AM MAKING THE CHOICE FOR YOU. I'VE HAD IT WITH YOUR MOOD SWINGS AND YOUR WEIRD BEHAVIOR AND YOUR FASCINATION WITH LARK. YOU TWO DESERVE EACH OTHER. WE'RE FINISHED, FRANK! SCOTT: I'M HOME! EVE? WHERE THE HELL IS EVERYBODY? [MUSIC PLAYS] EVE: SO THE HANDSOME PRINCE LEANED OVER AND KISSED SLEEPING BEAUTY, AND SHE WOKE UP. AND THEY RODE OFF INTO THE SUNSET AND LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER. YEAH, RIGHT. THAT'S A FAIRY TALE IF I EVER HEARD ONE. [RADIO TURNS OFF] EVE: ALL RIGHT. I'M GOING TO GO SEE IF I CAN FLAG SOMEBODY DOWN. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, SERENA. [CRASHING NOISES] EVE: SERENA! OH, MY GOD, SERENA! SERENA! SERENA!