pcjune22 [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY ABC, INC.] WHAT ARE THEY SAYING? WHAT DO BIRDS NEED FROM YOU?SITUATIONS. WHEN FIRE BREAKS OUT THEY ARE AIRLIFTED TO THE FRONTLINES. WE'LL FIND OUT WHAT THEY GO THROUGH TO PREPARE FOR THOSE INTENSE FLAMES. ALSO, SEATTLE AREA HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUT RATES WILL SKYROCKET AS NEW GUIDELINES ARE INTRODUCED. THE RATE COULD GO FROM 12 TO 28 PERCENT. WE'LL TELL YOU HOW THAT NEW SYSTEM WILL WORK AT FIVE. LUCY: I WOULD LIKE TO THANK THE CASSADINE FALY. TAGGERT: YOU'RE NOT ACTING YOURSELF. EMILY: ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? ALAN: I'M FINE. LUCY: YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TRY AND KILL ME TONIGHT, ARE YOU? EVE: THERE'S ALWAYS NEXT WEEK. JERRY: WHY DON'T YOU COME AND SIT WITH US. WE CAN EXCHANGE WAR STORIES. BOBBIE: FINE. MAYBE FOR A MOMENT. KAREN: SONNY. I MEAN, I THOUGHT HE WAS GONE FOR GOOD. [APPLAUSE] LUCY: SOMEBODY GET ME OUT OF THIS -- [LUCY CHOKES] LUKE: LUCE? OPEN UP. HEY, DOC. HAVE YOU SEEN LUCY? KEVIN: SHE'S NOT IN HER ROOM? LUKE: I DON'T THINK SO. KEVIN: SHE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT CHECKING ON THE KITCHEN. LUKE: THE KITCHEN? WHAT'S SHE CHECKING ON IN THERE? KEVIN: I DON'T KNOW. UNLESS IT SAYS "BELUGA," SHE WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS. LUKE: MAYBE SHE GOT LOST. [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION] LUKE: YOU HEAR SOMETHING? KEVIN: SURE DID. LUCY? LUCY! LUKE, HELP ME. LUCY! LUCY? GET THIS OFF OF HER. GET IT OFF! LUKE: WHAT IS THIS MADE OF? KEVIN: LUCY? LUCY. LUCY: OH! OH, DOC. KEVIN: NO, NO, DON'T TALK. DON'T TALK. JUST BREATHE. LUCY: I WAS DYING. I WAS DYING. LUKE: I'D SAY YOU WERE CLOSE. KEVIN: LUCY, WHAT HAPPENED? LUCY: I PUT MY DRESS ON -- THIS DRESS -- FOR THE NEXT INTRODUCTION, AND ALL OF A SUDDEN IT BEGAN CRUSHING ME. I COULDN'T BREATHE. DOC, IT WAS JUST LIKE IN YOUR BOOK. I COULDN'T BREATHE. IT CRUSHED ME. I WAS GONE. LUKE: YEAH, YOU WERE ON YOUR WAY TO THAT GREAT CHARITY BALL IN THE SKY, BABE. KEVIN: ALL RIGHT, TAKE IT EASY. SETTLE DOWN. NOW, YOUR PULSE IS COMING BACK TO NORMAL. DO YOU FEEL BETTER? ALL RIGHT. LUKE, HELP ME GET HER UP ON THE COUCH. LUKE: YEAH. KEVIN: OK. LUKE: DEEP BREATH. ANY IDEA WHO TRIED TO TAKE YOU OUT? LUCY: EVE. EVE LAMBERT. YOU KNOW SHE'S BEEN AFTER ME FOR WEEKS AND WEEKS. I'M GOING TO HAVE HER HEART IN MY CEREAL BOWL FOR THIS. LUKE: WELL, THE POLICE COMMISSIONER'S OUT THERE. WE'LL TAKE IT TO HIM. EVE: OH, MY GOD, LUCY. WHAT HAPPENED? LUCY: EVE, COME ON. DON'T PRETEND. YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED TO ME. LUKE: LOOKS LIKE YOUR RAFFLE TICKET GOT YOU A TRIP UP THE RIVER, LITTLE LADY. [MUSIC PLAYS] SCOTT: HEY. SEEN EVE? KAREN: HI. LAST TIME I SAW HER, SHE WAS WITH LUCY. SCOTT: AH. COURTNEY: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE? SCOTT: IS MY TIE CROOKED? COURTNEY: NO. YOU'RE NOT OLD ENOUGH TO HAVE A DOCTOR DAUGHTER. SCOTT: WELL, I CAN'T DENY THIS KID, EVEN FOR A COMPLIMENT FROM A PRETTY GIRL. COURTNEY: YOU'RE LUCKY TO HAVE SUCH A PROUD FATHER. I WISH NEIL COULD BE CLOSE TO HIS DAD. IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I'D BETTER GO TALK TO MY SON. NEIL: AREN'T YOU SCARED TO SING IN FRONT OF ALL THESE PEOPLE? SERENA: NO. I PRACTICED A LOT. COURTNEY: HEY, YOU TWO. YOU HAVING FUN? NEIL and SERENA: YEAH. COURTNEY: GOOD. NEIL, WHEN DR. JOE SITS DOWN, I'D LIKE FOR YOU TO GO SIT NEXT TO HIM SO HE CAN KEEP AN EYE ON YOU AND MAKE SURE YOU DON'T OVERDO IT, ALL RIGHT? SERENA: BUT WE WERE WATCHING BACKSTAGE. NEIL: CAN'T I PLEASE STAY WITH SERENA? I PROMISE I'LL GO TO DR. JOE IF I START FEELING TIRED. COURTNEY: OK, YEAH, ALL RIGHT. GO HAVE FUN, BUT DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING, OK? NEIL: WE WON'T. MOM, YOU ROCK. COURTNEY: OK, HAVE FUN, AND BE CAREFUL, PLEASE? ALL RIGHT? I LOVE YOU. BYE, SWEETIE. SERENA: BYE. COURTNEY: I GUESS THAT'S GOOD. VICTOR: GOOD EVENING. I DON'T THINK WE'VE MET. MARY: OH, VICTOR, THIS IS MIKE CORBIN. VICTOR COLLINS -- KEVIN'S FATHER. VICTOR: MIKE, NICE TO MEET YOU. MIKE: YOU, TOO. VICTOR: FORGIVE MY INTERRUPTING, BUT, MARY -- BUY SOME RAFFLE TICKETS. YOU'RE MY LUCKY CHARM. MIKE: WELL, ONCE A LUCKY CHARM, ALWAYS A LUCKY CHARM. MARY: GOT TO GO. VICTOR: EXCUSE US. MIKE: SEE YOU. MATT: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? ELLEN: MAKING SURE THE EYES BORING THROUGH US DIDN'T LEAVE ANY HOLES. MATT: OH. STOP. JUST BECAUSE SOME LOWER LIFE FORM DECIDED TO TAKE PICTURES OF A PRIVATE MOMENT BETWEEN US AND MAKE THEM PUBLIC, THAT DOESN'T IN ANY WAY CHANGE THE FACT THAT I AM DELIGHTED TO BE OUT WITH YOU TONIGHT. ELLEN: EVEN IF DATING YOUR ONCE-SUPERVISOR MAY CAUSE YOU TO LOSE THE QUARTERMAINE AWARD? MATT: YOU'RE WORTH MORE TO ME THAN THAT PRIZE. COME ON, HEADS UP. CHRIS: TSK, TSK, TSK. HMM. BEING TEHER'S PET IS GOING TO COST MATT THE QUARTERMAINE TONIGHT. LOOKS LIKE HIS LOSS IS MY GAIN. JOE: YOU KNOW, YOUR ARROGANCE NEVER CEASES TO AMAZE ME, CHRIS. YOU HAVEN'T WON ANYTHING YET. CHRIS: THE OPERATIVE WORD THERE BEING "YET." DR. MAY: DOCTORS, DOCTORS, TRY TO LOOK LIKE YOU'RE HAVING FUN. JOE: WE WERE JUST DISCUSSING THE QUARTERMAINE AND HOW SOME PEOPLE THINK THAT THEY HAVE IT LOCKED UP. DR. MAY: WELL, THE COMMITTEE IS NOTORIOUSLY ELUSIVE, SO DON'T COUNT THOSE CHICKENS. CHRIS: GOOD TO SEE YOU BACK IN TOWN, DR. BOARDMAN. WOULDN'T FEEL RIGHT HAVING THE QUARTERMAINE AWARDED WITHOUT YOU HERE. MARK: WELL, THANKS, CHRIS. I'M ANXIOUS TO GET BACK TO WORK. OBVIOUSLY THAT'S THE LAST THING ON THE MIND OF SOME DOCTORS ON THIS STAFF. JOE: YOU KNOW, MATT AND ELLEN ARE ENTITLED TO A PERSONAL LIFE. I MEAN, THE BEST DOCTORS BALANCE THEIR WORK WITH A HEALTHY HOME LIFE. I MEAN, ISN'T THAT WHAT OUR GOAL IS SUPPOSED TO BE? MARK: WELL, HERE'S MY TAKE -- GETTING INVOLVED WITH A SUBORDINATE IS AN APPALLING LACK OF JUDGMENT. DR. MAY: I HAVE TO AGREE. CHRIS: HMM, IT WAS RATHER UNPROFESSIONAL. MARK: AND TO THINK THAT I GAVE HARMON A START IN THE O.R. JOE: OH, RIGHT, DR. BOARDMAN. IT WAS REALLY GENEROUS OF YOU TO LET HIM SAVE YOUR LIFE AFTER COOPER ATTACKED YOU. EXCUSE ME. FRANK: HAVING A GOOD TIME YET? JULIE: SURE. HAVEN'T BEEN TARRED OR FEATHERED YET. MR. BALDWIN, MAY I SPEAK TO YOU A MINUTE? LEE: DR. DEVLIN, DON'T YOU LOOK LOVELY TONIGHT. JULIE: THANK YOU. I REALIZE THIS MAY NOT BE THE APPROPRIATE TIME OR PLACE, BUT I WAS WONDERING IF YOU WOULD DEFEND ME AGAINST THIS MURDER CHARGE. LEE: ISN'T SCOTTY DEFENDING YOU? JULIE: NOT ANYMORE. LEE: WELL, I'LL HAVE TO DISCUSS IT WITH MY SON FIRST BEFORE WE PROCEED. EXCUSE ME. SCOTT: HEY, LEE. LEE: JULIE DEVLIN JUST ASKED ME TO REPRESENT HER NOW. WHY DID YOU TWO PART COMPANY? SCOTT: AH -- I WAS SITTING ON SOME EVIDENCE THAT COULD HAVE HELPED HER CASE. LEE: YOU WERE WITHHOLDING EVIDENCE IN A MURDER INVESTIGATION? WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, GET YOURSELF DISBARRED AGAIN? SCOTT: WELL, I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING -- IF I HAD TO DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN, I WOULD DO THE SAME THING. LEE: SCOTT, WHAT POSSESSES YOU TO DO THIS? JAKE: HEY, SCOTT. SCOTT: JAKE. JAKE: EVE'S BACKSTAGE. SHE WAS ASKING TO SEE YOU. SCOTT: OK. EVE: I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE YOUR PARANOID ABUSE. KEVIN: EVE, DID YOU HELP LUCY INTO THAT DRESS? EVE: NO. LUCY: "NO" IS RIGHT. YOU DIDN'T HELP ME TONIGHT. YOU TRIED TO KILL ME. EVE: I WISH. TOO BAD WHOEVER IT WAS BOTCHED THE JOB. [LUCY SQUEALS] LUCY: PARTNER, YOU HEARD THAT. THAT'S A CONFESSION IF I EVER HEARD ONE. EVE: OH -- LUCY: YOU HEARD IT. LUKE: ALL RIGHT, LUCE. LOOK, EVE, I DON'T KNOW YOU FROM ADAM, BUT I'LL TELL YOU THIS -- IF YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT INCREDIBLE SHRINKING DRESS, YOUR LITTLE BUTT IS GOING TO JAIL. KEVIN: YOU CAN'T ACCUSE PEOPLE WITHOUT EVIDENCE. LUCY: DOC, WHOSE SIDE ON YOU ON? I ALMOST LOST MY LIFE HERE. KEVIN: WHICH IS WHY I WANT THE POLICE TO INVESTIGATE BEFORE THE KILLER CAN GET AWAY. LUCY: WELL, EVIE IS NOT GETTING AWAY WITH JACK THIS TIME. LUKE: LOOK, MAC'S OUT FRONT. LET'S LET HIM HANDLE THIS, SHALL WE? EVE: GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME! SCOTT: HEY, DON'T EVER TOUCH HER, OK, SPENCER? LUKE: YOU AGAIN. EVERY TIME LUCY'S LIFE IS IN DANGER, YOU'RE HANGING OVER HER SHOULDER LIKE THE GRIM REAPER. SCOTT: HEY, YOU KNOW, I HEARD LAURA WAS BACK IN TOWN. YOUR KID'S ASKING ME QUESTIONS. WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO HOME AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR LITTLE FAMILY. LUKE: MY LITTLE FAMILY IS NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS. EVE: YEAH, OK, WHATEVER. THIS IS ALL VERY FASCINATING, BUT I AM OUT OF HERE. SCOTT, LET'S GO. LUCY: NO, YOU ARE NOT GOING ANYWHERE. KEVIN: YES, SHE IS, AND SO ARE YOU I'M TAKING YOU HOME RIGHT NOW. LUCY: NO, I AM NOT GOING ANYWHERE. I HAVE A SHOW TO DO. SCOTT: DO YOU HAVE ANY SENSE AT ALL? KEVIN'S RIGHT. SOMEBODY TRIED TO KILL YOU. NOW, GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE. LUCY: I AM NOT LEAVING BECAUSE I'M SAFE NOW BECAUSE YOUR PLAN FIZZLED, DIDN'T IT? SO I'M GOING TO BE FINE. NOTHING ELSE IS GOING TO HAPPEN, AND -- LUKE, I REALLY APPRECIATE YOU RIDING TO MY RESCUE. I KNOW YOU DIDN'T REALLY WANT TO BE AT THE NURSES BALL THIS YEAR AT ALL, SO I REALLY APPRECIATE IT, AND I THINK WE CAN HANDLE IT FROM HERE ON OUT. LUKE: YOU SURE NOW? THERE'S A LOT OF RIFFRAFF HANGING AROUND. LUCY: TRUE, VERY TRUE, BUT I'M POSITIVE. LUKE: OK, DARLING. KEVIN: LUKE, THAT "THANK YOU" IS FROM BOTH OF US. LUKE: FORGET IT. AND, LUCE, NEXT TIME YOU NEED ANY HELP OR WHEN YOU JUST WANT TO HANG OUT IN YOUR UNDERWEAR, GIVE ME A CALL. LUCY: OK. THANKS, PARTNER. GARCIA: WHAT'S GOING ON? LUCY: THIS PERSON TRIED TO KILL ME. SCOTT: NO. YOUR DRESS TRIED TO KILL YOU. GARCIA: LUCY, WHERE IS THIS DRESS? LUCY: IT'S IN MY DRESSING ROOM, THANK GOD, RIPPED TO SHREDS. KEVIN: IN MY BOOK, THE KILLER USED A CHEMICAL CALLED LOYERIN TO GET THE FABRIC TO CONTRACT. YOU MAY WANT TO TEST FOR THAT. GARCIA: I'LL DO THAT. EVE, YOU WERE LUCY'S DRESSER FOR THE NURSES BALL. WHERE WERE YOU WHEN ALL THIS WAS GOING ON? SCOTT: SHE WAS WITH ME. I DRAGGED HER AWAY. AND HE HUFFED. AND HE PUFFED. BUT HE COULD NOT BLOW DOWN THE STEEL-FRAME HOUSE. @ THE TIME IN A DIAPER IS TIME WETNESS CAN TAKE ITS TOLL... BECAUSE WETNESS CAN BE A HARSH ENVIRONMENT FOR DELICATE SKIN. PAMPERS PREMIUM. WITH A GENTLE TOUCH LINER PLUS ALOE... PUTS TIME ON THEIR SIDE. IN JUST SEVEN DAYS SKIN CAN BE SOFTER, SMOOTHER. PEDIATRICIANS KNOW... MORE OF THEM RECOMMEND PAMPERS. THEY CAN BE SEVEN DAYS FROM SOFTER SKIN, SEVEN DAYS FROM SMOOTHER SKIN... WHEN YOU... KEEP IT GOING. O.K., THAT'S ENOUGH. BAYER CAN RELIEVE JOINT INFLAMMATION AND STIFFNESS. TYLENOL CAN'T. AND TAKEN REGULARLY, BAYER CAN HELP SAVE YOUR LIFE. ASK YOUR DOCTOR. THREE WOMEN. THREE PREGNANCY TESTS. SHE SAW A LINE. SHE SAW TWO LINES. SHE SAW A PLUS SIGN. WITH FACT PLUS ONE STEP THE PLUS/MINUS SIGNS... ARE SO EASY TO READ, THEY'RE UNMISTAKABLE. OH, BOY... OR GIRL. FACT PLUS. NEUTROGENA INTRODUCES SKIN-CARING SUN CARE. UVA/UVB SUNSCREENS FOR MORE COMPLETE PROTECTION. OIL-FREE SUNBLOCKS WITH VITAMINS A AND E. NEUTROGENA SUNBLOCKS. SKIN-CARING SUN CARE. 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 TIME, JUST LIKE YOU NEVER LIED ABOUT ANYTHING -- ABOUT ANYTHING CONNECTED TO THIS INVESTIGATION AT ALL, RIGHT? SCOTT: OH, WILL YOU JUST CAN IT? LUCY: NO, I WILL NOT CAN IT. THIS -- THIS PERSON TRIED TO SHRINK-WRAP ME IN MY VERY OWN DRESS. I WANT HER ARRESTED, GARCIA. GARCIA: LUCY -- LUCY: ARREST HER. GARCIA: LUCY, LUCY, I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH EVIDENCE TO MAKE AN ARREST. LUCY: WELL -- UH -- EVE: I HAVE TO GO CHANGE INTO MY NEXT OUTFIT. SCOTT: SHRINKING DRESSES, LUCY. LUCY: SCOTT -- SCOTT BALDWIN! THIS WHOLE WORLD HAS GONE COMPLETELY WACKY, HASN'T IT? SHE GETS TO JUST WALTZ OUT OF HERE AFTER WHAT SHE'S DONE? OK. NEVER MIND. I WILL JUST DEAL WITH EVE LATER. I HAVE TO GET READY FOR MY NEXT INTRODUCTION. KEVIN: WHAT? LUCY, SOMEONE JUST TRIED TO KILL YOU. DO YOU REALLY WANT TO LET THEM HAVE ANOTHER CRACK AT IT? LUCY: DOC, LOOK, EVE'S NOT GOING TO TRY ANYTHING ELSE TONIGHT. SOMEHOW THIS EVENING IE MANAGED TO GET OUT OF MY DRESS NOT ONCE BUT TWICE, SO THE CHANCES ARE PRETTY NIL THAT I'M GOING TO END UP CENTER STAGE UNCLAD THIS YEAR, SO -- OH, DOC, IT'S OK. I'M SAFE. I'M GOING TO STAY SAFE. SO LET'S JUST FINISH THE SHOW. SCOTT: SO WHERE WERE YOU WHEN LUCY WAS BEING SQUEEZED TO DEATH? EVE: I WAS BY MYSELF, WAITING IN THE WINGS. JULIE: SO, SCOTT, I HEARD YOU BAILED OUT EVE A SECOND TIME. WHAT A GUY. TOO BAD YOU'RE SUCH A LOUSY LAWYER. EVE: HEY. SCOTT: JULIE, YOU GOT TO GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT BEFORE YOU GOAKING A FOOL OUT OF YOURSELF. JULIE: NO, YOU TWO WERE THE FOOLISH ONES TO THINK YOU COULD GET AWAY WITH MURDER. IF THE POLICE DON'T PRESS CHARGES AGAINST YOU, I WILL SUE YOU IN CIVIL COURT FOR THE WRONGFUL DEATH OF MY FATHER. EVE: WELL, I WOULD RATHER BE IN PRISON THAN SIT HERE AND LISTEN TO YOUR WHINING. SOMEBODY OUGHT TO PUT YOU OUT OF YOUR MISERY. JULIE: OH, PLEASE. LUCY: STOP IT, YOU TWO IDIOTS, STOP IT. YOU HAVE A SHOW TO DO. NOW, LISTEN, I WANT YOU TO MAKE THIS NUMBER GOOD, SO STOP FIGHTING!USE] LUCY: THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. WELL, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, FRIENDSHIP AND LAUGHTER ARE VERY IMPORTANT MEDICINE IN THE FIGHT AGAINST AIDS. AND HERE TO MAKE THAT CASE IS THE VERY LOVELY AND INTELLIGENT DR. JULIE DEVLIN, WHO'S MANAGED TO OVERCOME TRAGEDY WITH GREAT DIGNITY.NOW, SOME OF YOU VERY WELL -- DR. EVE LAMBERT, WHO'S A WOMAN OF MANY TALENTS. SOME ARE MEDICAL. WELL, EVE AND JULIE. [APPLAUSE] [MUSIC PLAYS] SINGERS: ü OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH ü JULIE: ü YOU'VE GOT FRIEND IN ME ü SINGERS: ü WA WA ü EVE: ü YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND IN ME ü SINGERS: ü YOU'RE MY BUDDY WHEN THE SEA LOOKS ROUGH AHEAD AND YOU'RE MILES AND MILES FROM YOUR NICE WARM BED YOU JUST REMEMBER WHAT YOU OLD PAL SAID ü EVE: ü YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND IN ME ü JULIE: ü JUST ROW YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND IN ME ü [LAUGHTER] JULIE: ü YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND IN ME ü EVE: SURE. SINGERS: ü WA WA ü EVE: ü YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND IN ME ü SINGERS: ü YOU'RE MY BUDDY ü JULIE: ü I GOT TROUBLES ü EVE: ü I GOT 'EM, TOO ü JULIE: ü THERE ISN'T ANYTHING I WOULDN'T DO FOR YOU ü EVE: SURE. ALL: ü IF WE STICK TOGETHER WE CAN SEE IT THROUGH ü JULIE: ü YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND IN ME ü EVE: ü YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND IN ME ü JULIE: ü SOME OTHER FOLKS MIGHT BE A LITTLE SMARTER THAN I AM BIGGER AND STRONGER, TOO ü EVE: ü MAYBE BUT NONE OF THEM WILL EVER LOVE YOU THE WAY I DO ü BOTH: ü IT'S ME AND YOU ü JULIE: Stop it. EVE: Let go. BOTH: ü AND AS THE YEARS GO BY ü SINGERS: ü WA WA ü ALL: ü FRIENDSHIP WILL NEVER DIE ü EVE: Stop it. JULIE: Stop it. [ALL CHATTER CONFUSEDLY] [MUSIC STOPS] EVE: SHH! SINGERS: SORRY. [MUSIC PLAYS] JULIE: ü YOU GOT A FRIEND IN ME ü SINGERS: ü UH, HUH ü EVE: ü YOU GOT A FRIEND IN ME ü SINGERS: ü FOR SURE ü ALL: ü YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND IN ME üü [MUSIC STOPS] [MUSIC PLAYS] [MUSIC STOPS] MIKE: SOME NIGHT. LUKE: YEAH, GREAT. I JUST RIPPED A DRESS OFF LUCY. MIKE: THERE'S A THOUGHT SHARED BY MANY MEN IN THIS ROOM TONIGHT. LUKE: THIS DRESS WAS A SORT OF PSYCHO DEATH SHROUD. MIKE: YOU MEAN LIKE IN THE BOOK? IS SHE ALL RIGHT? LUKE: I GUESS. THE COPS ARE INVOLVED NOW, SO I'M OFF-DUTY. YOU DIDN'T KNOW SONNY WAS GOING TO BE HERE, DID YOU? MIKE: DID YOU? I MEAN, HE'S ONE OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS. DOESN'T THAT BOTHER YOU? LUKE: NOT A BIT. I'M NOT HIS FATHER. MIKE: WHATEVER THAT MEANS. MY SON DOESN'T SEEM TO THINK I -- I NEED TO KNOW WHETHER HE'S DEAD OR ALIVE. LUKE: WELL, SONS ARE LIKE THAT SOMETIMES. [APPLAUSE] LUCY: WELL, HELLO AGAIN, EVERYBODY. WASN'T THAT FUN? AND DO NOT GO AWAY, BECAUSE THERE IS PLENTY MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM. NOW, I AM VERY, VERY EXCITED BECAUSE THIS IS THE MOMENT OUR INTERNS HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR SINCE THEY CAME HERE A YEAR AGO. AFTER INTERMISSION, DR. MONICA QUARTERMAINE IS GOING TO ANNOUNCE THE WINNER OF THE PRESTIGIOUS QUARTERMAINE RESIDENCY AWARD, SO HOLD ON TO YOUR HATS, AND GOOD LUCK TO ALL OF YOU. THANKS. [APPLAUSE] [MUSIC PLAYS] IF HEAT'S YOUR WORST ENEMY, MEET YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND: PANTENE PRO-V. IT'S HEAT ACTITED, SO IT ACTUALLY IMPROVES THE CONDITION OF HEAT-STYLED HAIR. TURN ON THE HE, TURN UP THE SHINE. !x WORKING OUT OR WORKING HARD, CENTRUM HAS YOUR NUTRITION COVERED. WITH CENTRUM, YOU BENEFIT FROM WHAT SCIENCE IS DISCOVERING ABOUT HOW VITAMINS AND MINERALS... HELP MAINTAIN HEALTH AND STRENGTHEN IMMUNITY. CENTRUM: PARTY OF THE FIRST PART DID NOT INTEND-- I SHOULDA USED PREPARATION H. IF YOU HAD, YOU WOULDN'T BE SUFFERING NOW. PREPARATION H HELPS STOP ITCH AND FURTHER IRRITATION... WITH A SOOTHING LAYER /PROTECTION. I SHOULDA USED PREPARATION H. YOU KNOW HOW YOUR PERIOD CAN START OFF REALLY HEAVY ? AND THEN END UP KIND OF LIGHT ? ONLY TAMPAX MAKES THE DIFFERENT ABSORBENCIES I NEED. ALL IN ONE BOX. THE TAMPAX MULTI-PACK. MAKING PERIODS MORE CONVENIENT-- ONE BOX AT A TIME. RIGHT NOW AT PAYLESS, WHEN YOU BUY ONE PAIR OF SANDALS, YOU GET THE SECOND PAIR AT HALF OFF. ALL MEN'S, WOMEN'S AND KIDS'. THE PAYLESS SHOE SOURCE BUY A PAIR, GET A PAIR HALF OFF SANDAL SALE. WHERE'S MY BLUE SHIRT ? AT THE CLEANERS. WHERE'S THAT PIECE OF WIRE WITH THE THING ON IT ? IN YOUR CLOSET. - WHERE'S THE FUSE BOX ? - IN THE BASEMENT. WHERE'S BARNEY J. WEATHERINGTON, MASTER OF ALL SPACE AND TIME ? HAVING DINNER. WHOA. WHAT'S IN THE GARBAGE ? YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW. WHERE ARE ALL MY SWIMSUIT MAGAZINES ? WHEN YOU COMBINE REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER CUPS AND CRISPY WAFERS, THE COMBINATION IS IRRESISTIBLE. INTRODUCING REESE STICKS... CHRIS: Yeah. JAKE: HEY. THAT GUY IS FROM LANCE PHARMACEUTICALS. CHRIS: NO. NO, YOU'RE WRONG. LISTEN UP. SHE'S ABOUT TO ANNOUNCE THE WINNER. JAKE: WAS YOU. YOU. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO STOLE MY RESEARCH. CHRIS: STUFF A SOCK IN IT, JAKE. [APPLAUSE] LUCY: OH, WELCOME BACK, EVERYONE. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. [CHEERS] LUCY: THANK YOU. IT IS WITH GREAT HONOR AND PLEASURE I INTRODUCE THE WOMAN STANDING NEXT TO ME. SHE IS NOT ONLY A NOTED PHILANTHROPIST BUT A WONDERFUL HUMANITARIAN, AND SHE ALSO HAPPENS TO BE CHIEF OF CARDIOLOGY. AND SHE ALSO HAPPENS TO BE, FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE, I'LL TELL YOU, ONE TOUGH COOKIE. [LAUGHTER] LUCY: SHE ALSO IS VERY PROUD TO BE A MEMBER OF THE QUARTERMAINE FAMILY, AND THIS AWARD WAS NAMED AFTER HER WONDERFUL FAMILY. AND LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU DR. MONICA QUARTERMAINE. [APPLAUSE] MONICA: THANK YOU. IT'S ALWAYS A PLEASURE TO BE A PART OF THE ANNUAL NURSES BALL. THIS YEAR I AM PARTICULARLY HONORED TO BE PRESENTING THE QUARTERMAINE RESIDENCY. THIS AWARD IS MEANT TO ENCOURAGE YOUNG DOCTORS IN THE PURSUIT OF EXCELLENCE. IT INCLUDES A POSITION AS SURGICAL RESIDENT. IT ALSO INCLUDES A $50,000 STIPEND. IT IS MY FAMILY'S AND THE HOSPITAL'S HOPE THAT THE RECIPIENT OF THIS AWARD BECOME A TRAILBLAZER IN THE EVER-CHANGING WORLD OF MEDICINE. THIS HAS BEEN A REALLY TOUGH YEAR TO CHOOSE AMONG THE INTERNS. IT WAS AN EXCELLENT GROUP -- REALLY OUTSTANDING. BUT WE HAD TO PICK ONE, SO THE QUARTERMAINE RESIDENCY WILL GO TO DR. CHRISTOPHER RAMSEY. [GASPS] CHRIS: THANK YOU. WOW. WHAT A YEAR. FIRST, I'D LIKE TO THANK THE QUARTERMAINE FAMILY FOR MAKING THIS AWARD POSSIBLE. I'D ALSO LIKE TO THANK MY FELLOW INTERNS FOR THEIR SUPPORT. AND, WELL, I COULDN'T LEAVE HERE TONIGHT WITHOUT A SPECIAL THANKS TO DR. ELLEN BURGESS. WITHOUT HER HANDS-ON GUIDANCE, I COULDN'T HAVE WALKED AWAY WITH THIS AWARD TONIGHT. AND THANK YOU ALL VERY, VERY MUCH. [APPLAUSE] ELLEN: YOU WON IT, MATT, AND THEY TOOK IT AWAY FROM YOU. MATT: SOMEBODY WENT TO A LOT OF TROUBLE TO MAKE CERTAIN THAT HAPPENED. CHRIS: HEY, HEY. CHAMPAGNE ALL AROUND. JAKE: WHAT A JOKE. I OUGHT TO TAKE THAT AWARD, RAMSEY, AND SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT. CHRIS: HEY, JAKE. NEVER PEGGED YOU FOR A SORE LOSER. JAKE: RAMSEY, YOU'RE A CHEAT AND A LIAR, AND I'M GOING TO PROVE IT TO EVERYBODY. LUCY: THIS IS SO -- I'M LATE, LATE, LATE -- [NOISE] [GASPS] LUCY: OH, NOW WHAT? THIS IS FABULOUS. >> THE NURSES BALL WILL CONTINUE TODAY ON "GENERAL HOSPITAL." ING MADE POSSIBLE BY ABC, INC.]