pcjuly9 KEVIN: I NEED HELP! GET IN HERE! KAREN: I KNOW SHE KEEPS A MASK IN HER BAG. JOE: IS HER AIRWAY CLEAR? KEVIN: YES. CHECK HER PULSE. JOE: NOTHING. I'M STARTING COMPRESSIONS. KAREN: SO, WHAT HAPPENED TO HER? KEVIN: I DON'T KNOW. WE WERE JUST COMING UP IN THE ELEVATOR. SHE SAID IT WAS GETTING STUFFY AND SHE COULDN'T BREATHE, AND THEN SHE JUST COLLAPSED. KAREN: OK. I'M GOING TO GO GET A MEDICAL BAG AND CALL AN AMBULANCE. JOE: GO. GO. THREE, FOUR, FIVE -- KEVIN: COME ON, CASSANDRA, DON'T DIE ON ME. JOE: ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE -- CHRIS: THERE'S REALLY ONLY ONE PERSON AMONG US WHO COULD BE THE REAL MURDERER. NOW, THIS -- HERE SHE IS, MISS PERFECT. KAREN: WHERE'S THE PHONE? CHRIS: IT'S ON THE DESK. WHAT'S GOING ON? KAREN: I NEED SOMEONE'S MEDICAL BAG. DR. MAY IS IN FULL ARREST IN THE ELEVATOR. WE CAN'T GET A PULSE. EVE: OH, MY -- CHRIS: I'LL GRAB MY BAG. EVE: GO. GO. CHRIS: FRANK! MATT: I'M ON MY WAY. FRANK: I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU. YOU STAY HERE. EVE: ALL RIGHT, WHAT HAPPENED TO HER? JULIE: DID SHE HAVE SOME SORT OF TRAUMA? KAREN: I DON'T KNOW. KEVIN SAID SHE JUST COLLAPSED IN THE ELEVATOR. HELLO? I NEED AN AMBULANCE RIGHT AWAY. THIS IS DR. KAREN WEXLER. I AM AT 48 CHESTNUT AVENUE, PENTHOUSE SUITE. YES, I HAVE A WOMAN, MID 30s. SHE'S IN FULL ARREST. WE NEED SOMEONE RIGHT AWAY. [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION] KEVIN: ALL RIGHT, STOP. CAN YOU GET A PULSE? JOE: NOTHING. FRANK: WAS ANYTHING UNUSUAL BEFORE SHE COLLAPSED? KEVIN: NO! SHE JUST DROPPED. MATT: CHRIS, CHECK HER PUPILS. CHRIS: THERE'S NO RESPONSE. MATT: WELL? CHRIS: THEY'RE FIXED AND DILATED. MATT: OH, GREAT. SHE'S HYPOXIC. FRANK: HOW LONG HAS SHE BEEN DOWN? KEVIN: LESS THAN 10 MINUTES. I STARTED C.P.R. IMMEDIATELY. LARK: OH, MY GOD. FRANK: LARK, YOU SHOULD BE INSIDE. LARK: WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER? IS SHE DEAD? FRANK: IT'S BETTER IF YOU DON'T SEE THIS. JUST GO BACK IN. JOE: FRANK, WE GOT THIS. GET HER IN THERE! LARK: IS THE C.P.R. WORKING? IS SHE GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT? FRANK: THEY'RE DOING EVERYTHING THEY CAN. BACK INSIDE, NOW. CHRIS: THIS ISN'T LOOKING GOOD, GUYS. KEVIN: WELL, WE'RE NOT GIVING UP. KAREN: THE AMBULANCE WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE. JOE: FIVE. CHRIS: SHE'S STILL FIXED AND DILATED. KAREN: KEVIN, TAKE A REST. COME ON. MATT: WATCH OUT. EVE: GO AHEAD. MATT: KEVIN, DID SHE SAY ANYTHING BEFORE SHE PASSED OUT? JULIE: WAS SHE FEELING SICK? KEVIN: NO. WE WERE JUST COMING UP IN THE ELEVATOR. SHE WAS FILLING ME IN ON SERENA'S CONDITION, AND THEN HER BREATHING BECAME LABORED AND SHE DROPPED TO THE FLOOR. EVE: WELL, YOU WOULD HAVE RECOGNIZED THE SIGNS OF A HEART ATTACK. KEVIN: YES. MATT: A STROKE? JULIE: OR AN ANEURYSM? KEVIN: THIS WASN'T ANYTHING NATURAL! SHE WAS POISONED. MATT: WITH WHAT? I MEAN, HOW COULD YOU KNOW THAT? KEVIN: BECAUSE IT HAPPENED IN MY BOOK. SHE WAS MURDERED. LARK: IS SHE ALREADY DEAD? FRANK: HER HEART STOPPED BEATING AND SHE STOPPED BREATHING. NOW THEY'RE DOING COMPRESSIONS TO TRY TO KEEP OXYGEN TO HER BRAIN. [SIRENS] LARK: EVERYBODY'S DYING, FRANK. IS THIS WHAT IT'S LIKE -- ONE SECOND YOU'RE FINE, THE NEXT YOU'RE JUST DEAD AND NOBODY CAN DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT? I MEAN, JAKE AND NOW DR. MAY? FRANK: I'M SORRY YOU HAD TO SEE THIS, LARK, BUT I TOLD YOU TO STAY IN THE APARTMENT. [SIRENS STOP] FRANK: IS IT HOT IN HERE? LARK: NO, IT'S NOT. FRANK: NO, IT'S HOT IN HERE. YOU SHOULDN'T BE AROUND THIS STUFF. LARK: FRANK, YOU'RE SHAKING. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? FRANK: I'M FINE! JUST GET YOUR STUFF SO WE CAN SPLIT. I DON'T WANT YOU HERE. MOVE IT! FRANK: YEAH, IT'S FRANK. I HAVE TO SEE YOU SOON. THEN GET IT READY! I'M COMING OVER. FRANK: HOW'S IT LOOK? JOE: SHE FLAT-LINED. I GAVE HER EPINEPHRINE AND ATROPINE, BUT IT DIDN'T WORK, SO THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE TO REDOSE HER ON THE WAY. IT'S GOING TO TAKE AN ACT OF GOD AT THIS POINT. KEVIN: I'M CALLING THE POLICE. FRANK: I'M GOING TO GET LARK OUT OF HERE. THIS IS NO PLACE FOR A KID. LARK: CAN WE AT LEAST TAKE THE STAIRS? FRANK: YEAH, SURE. COME ON. PARAMEDIC: LET'S GO, GUYS. JOE: YOU KNOW, WE HAVE YEARS OF MEDICAL TRAINING SO WE CAN SAVE PEOPLE'S LIVES, BUT YET THERE WASN'T A DAMN THING THAT ANY ONE OF US COULD HAVE DONE. MATT: OH, COME ON. SHE WAS GONE BEFORE WE EVER GOT TO HER. JOE: SHE WAS A GOOD DOCTOR, MATT. KAREN: SHE WAS A GOOD PERSON. ALL OF THE KIDS LOVED HER. JOE: GREAT, WHICH IS ANOTHER THING"í HOW THE HELL ARE WE GOING TO KEEP THIS AWAY FROM NEIL AND SERENA, HUH? CHRIS: THERE'S NO CHANCE OF THAT. THE MEDIA WILL BE IN A FRENZY. YOU KIDDING ME? ANOTHER DEAD DOCTOR AT GENERAL HOSPITAL. EVE: WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE. DO WE THINK KEVIN WAS RIGHT? COULD SHE HAVE BEEN POISONED? JOE: SHE COULD HAVE HAD A PREEXISTING HEART CONDITION. JULIE: WELL, DID SHE EVER MENTION ANYTHING LIKE THAT TO ANYONE? JOE: YOU GUYS, IF YOU HEAR HOOF BEATS, YOU THINK HORSES, NOT ZEBRAS. WE HAVE NO IDEA IF SHE WAS MURDERED. CHRIS: WE GAVE HER BASIC LIFE SUPPORT. THERE'S NOTHING MORE WE COULD HAVE DONE HERE. I MEAN, WE WOULDN'T HAVE DONE ANYTHING DIFFERENTLY EVEN IF SHE HAD BEEN POISONED. JULIE: "IF SHE HAD BEEN POISONED"? COME ON. KEVIN IS RIGHT. DR. MAY WAS MURDERED. WE MIGHT AS WELL PULL OUR HEADS OUT OF THE SAND. KAREN: NO, SHE COULD HAVE DIED OF NATURAL CAUSES. WE DON'T KNOW ANYTHING UNTIL WE GET THE AUTOPSY. MATT: I AGREE WITH JULIE. THIS IS A WRONGFUL DEATH. ANY ONE OF US CAN BE NEXT. I SUGGEST WE START LISTENING TO DR. COLLINS -- FOR OUR OWN GOOD. KEVIN: THE POLICE ARE ON THEIR WAY. EVE: KEVIN, DID SHE HAVE ANY PREEXISTING CONDITIONS? KEVIN: DOESN'T MATTER. THAT'S NOT WHAT KILLED HER. JOE: KEVIN, SHE COULD HAVE DIED OF ANYTHING. KEVIN: BUT SHE DIDN'T. IN "GENERAL HOMICIDE," THE CHARACTER BASED ON DR. MAY STARTS OUT WITH CAR TROUBLE, WHICH SHE HAD TODAY, AND THEN SHE DROPS DEAD FROM CYANIDE POISONING. KAREN: KEVIN, I JUST THINK YOU MIGHT BE JUMPING TO -- KEVIN: THIS WAS NOT A NATURAL DEATH! THAT WOMAN WAS MURDERED. AND THAT MAKES HER THE FOURTH VICTIM OF OUR SERIAL KILLER. GOT IT? CC WHEN SPILLS ARE AT THEIR WORST, BOUNTY'S AT ITS BEST. IT'S... BOUNTY IS QUICKER. IT GETS WHAT THIS OTHER TOWEL LEFT BEHIND. ORDINARY TOWELS FALL APART; EVEN TOP QUALITY TOWELS. BUT BOUNTY'S MORE DURABLE. ü THE QUILTED QUICKER PICKER-UPPER üü QUILTED BOUNTY. ]-y - DODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODO I HE FELL INTO A MANHOLE. - IT WAS ALMOST ON TV. - MANHOLE. [ Announcer ] YOUR KIDS HAVE A MILLION REASONS NOT TO DO WHAT YOU WANT THEM TO. BUT NOT WITH SUNNY DELIGHT. KIDS LOVE THAT SUNNY D TASTE. - YOU LOVE THE VITAMINS. - [ Sighs ] LET'S GO. COME ON, SHORTY. YEAH. MR. SHORTY TO YOU. REACH FOR THE GOOD STUFF. REACH FOR THE SUN. WE ALL LOVE THE SUN, BUT NOTHING DAMAGES YOUR SKIN LIKE UV RAYS. ALL KINDS OF SKIN, FROM FAIR AND FRECKLED... TO OLIVE AND DEEP COMPLEXIONS, NEED ALL-DAY, YEAR-ROUND UV PROTECTION. DERMATOLOGISTS RECOMMEND ONE MOISTURIZER MORE THAN ANY OTHER... TO HELP PROTECT YOU FROM UV DAMAGE. SPF 15 IS COMBINED WITH OLAY MOISTURIZERS... FOR HEALTHIER, YOUNGER-LOOKING SKIN... NOW AND INTO THE FUTURE. AND THE NAME ? WHEN I BITE INTO A YORK PEPPERMINT PATTIE, I GET THE SENSATION I'M RIDING... THE LUGE! RACING AT OVER 100 MILES PER HOUR AS THE WIND WHIPS OVER MY BODY! YORK PEPPERMINT PATTIE. GET THE SENSATION. LARK: FRANK, YOU ARE SCARING ME. THIS ISN'T YOUR AMBULANCE. FRANK: AM I DRIVING FAST? LARK: WE SHOULD HAVE TURNED BACK THERE. WHERE ARE WE GOING? FRANK: I'M TAKING A DETOUR. I NEED TO PICK UP SOME MEDICATION. LARK: DIDN'T YOU HAVE SOME EARLIER TODAY? FRANK: IT WASN'T ENOUGH. LARK: YOU KNOW, SEEING DR. MAY DEAD REALLY FREAKED ME OUT. DID IT DO THE SAME TO YOU? IS THAT WHAT'S WRONG? FRANK: I SEE DEAD PEOPLE ALL THE TIME. LARK: OH -- NOT PEOPLE YOU KNOW, FRANK. FRANK: I DIDN'T KNOW HER THAT WELL. JUST TURN ON THE RADIO OR SOMETHING AND LET ME DRIVE. LARK: YOU KNOW, LET'S GO GET A BITE TO EAT OR GO SEE A MOVIE. MAYBE WE COULD -- TO GET OUR MINDS OFF OF WHAT HAPPENED. FRANK: MY MIND ISN'T ON WHAT HAPPENED. MY MIND IS ON NOT FEELING LIKE I SWALLOWED A HANDFUL OF COCKROACHES. COULD WE JUST RUN THIS ERRAND WITHOUT COMMENTS FROM THE PEANUT GALLERY? I'M NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR BRIGHT IDEAS. LARK: WELL, IT'S CLEAR WHAT YOU'RE INTERESTED IN, FRANK. FRANK: IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR A LITTLE SUPPORT? LARK: NO, OF COURSE NOT. THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO DO -- TO GIVE YOU THE SUPPORT YOU NEED TO KICK THIS. FRANK: WELL, THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONCERN, BUT BE QUIET. LARK: YOU KNOW, THERE ARE CLINICS, EXPERTS YOU CAN SEE FOR HELP. I MEAN, YOU CAN USE A FAKE NAME OR SOMETHING, YOU KNOW. FRANK: ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SIT THERE AND GO ALONG FOR THE RIDE. CAN YOU DO THAT? LARK: RIGHT. "LARK, YOU'RE NOT OLD ENOUGH TO SEE A DEAD BODY, BUT TAG ALONG WHILE I GO BUY SOME DRUGS." FRANK: OK, THIS IS ONLY GOING TO TAKE A MINUTE. LARK: SHOULD I CLOSE MY EYES? FRANK: LOOK, WE'LL BE IN AND WE'LL BE OUT, AND THEN WE'LL GO GET A BITE TO EAT. SOUND GOOD? KEVIN: THANKS. KEVIN: THEY -- THEY CALLED THE CODE. THEY NEVER GOT A RHYTHM BACK. SHE'S GONE. MATT: ELLEN'S AT HOME, SO I'M GOING TO GIVE HER A CALL AND TELL HER WHAT HAPPENED TO HER FRIEND. EVE: JULIE, BLACK COFFEE. DON'T WORRY, I DIDN'T POISON IT. JULIE: DO HANGOVERS USUALLY BEGIN THIS QUICKLY? EVE: WELL, YOU STARTED THROWING BACK THE CHAMPAGNE PRETTY EARLY. JULIE: WELL, I'M SOBER NOW. I DIDN'T EVEN DRINK BEFORE I CAME TO PORT CHARLES. LOOK WHAT A COUPLE OF MURDERS CAN DO FOR YOU. EVE: CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING? KEVIN: DR. MAY'S LIFE BACK. KAREN: DO YOU THINK KEVIN WAS RIGHT? DO YOU THINK THAT DR. MAY WAS MURDERED -- SHE WAS THE FOURTH VICTIM? JOE: FOURTH AND COUNTING. CHRIS: YOU A BELIEVER NOW, SCANLON? JOE: RAMSEY, I THINK THERE'S A LOT OF QUESTIONS THAT NEED TO BE ASKED. KAREN: YOU MEAN QUESTIONS WE NEED TO ASK EACH OTHER. EVE: I CAN UNDERSTAND HOW YOU THINK THIS MAY BE RELATED TO YOUR BOOK -- AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU'RE WRONG -- BUT IF I WERE YOU, I WOULD NOT GO CLAIMING ANY KNOWLEDGE OF A POSSIBLE MURDER ONCE THE COPS GET HERE. KEVIN: I MAY BE THE ONLY PERSON WHO HAS ANY ANSWERS TO THIS MESS. EVE: WAIT FOR THE AUTOPSY REPORT, KEVIN. KEVIN: EVE, WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW A PERFECTLY HEALTHY 30-SOMETHING PHYSICIAN SUDDENLY DROP DEAD FROM NATURAL CAUSES? I'D LIKE EVERYONE'S ATTENTION, PLEASE. I THINK IT WOULD BE SAFE IF WE WERE TO PROCEED AS IF DR. MAY'S DEATH WERE A MURDER. CHRIS: IS THAT A CONFESSION? KEVIN: NO. AND IT ISN'T A JOKE EITHER. I'M SORRY, BUT WE HAVE TO FACE THE FACTS. IN MY BOOK, I WROTE A DETAILED ACCOUNT OF THE MURDER OF EVERY PERSON IN THIS ROOM. JOE: DON'T YOU MEAN TO SAY A FICTIONAL ACCOUNT OF O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O OUR KEVIN: WERE THE DEATHS OF BENNETT DEVLIN, GRACE SULLIVAN, JAKE MARSHAK, AND NOW CASSANDRA MAY FICTIONAL? NOT ANYMORE. NOW, I'M ASSUMING THAT YOU'VE ALL READ THE BOOK. I SUGGEST THAT YOU FAMILIARIZE YOURSELF WITH THE WAY THAT YOUR CHARACTER DIES AND THEN TRY TO AVOID ANY SIMILARITIES IN YOUR LIVES. JOE: SO NOW, WHAT, I'M SUPPOSED TO LET YOUR BOOK RUN MY LIFE? KEVIN: IF YOU WANT TO LIVE, YES. JOE: OK, WELL, IN YOUR BOOK, MY CHARACTER DIES FROM A DRILL TO THE BRAIN. THAT IS EXACTLY HOW I SAVED AUDREY HARDY'S LIFE. SO NOW WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, HUH, RUN SCREAMING EVERY TIME I SEE A POWER TOOL? KEVIN: DON'T TRIVIALIZE THIS, JOE. PEOPLE ARE DYING. JOE: I UNDERSTAND THAT. PEOPLE DIED THAT WERE CLOSE TO ME, KEVIN, BECAUSE OF YOUR -- KEVIN: GO AHEAD, SAY IT -- BECAUSE OF ME. BECAUSE I WROTE THAT DAMN BOOK. RIGHT? IT'S MY RESPONSIBILITY, JOE. I'M TRYING TO WARN YOU. CHRIS: WELL, YOU KNOW, SHORT OF LEAVING TOWN, THERE'S NOT MUCH WE CAN DO. KEVIN: I'M JUST ASKING YOU TO BE CAREFUL AND BE AWARE. TAKE WHAT HAPPENS TO YOUR CHARACTERS IN THE BOOK SERIOUSLY. JOE: YEAH, WELL, IN YOUR BOOK, DR. MAY DIDN'T DIE IN AN ELEVATOR. KEVIN: NO, SHE DIDN'T. SHE DIED BY THE ROADSIDE. BUT I BELIEVE THAT THE AUTOPSY WILL SHOW THAT THE CAUSE OF DEATH WILL MATCH UP WITH THE BOOK. KAREN: YEAH, BUT JAKE'S CHARACTER DIDN'T DIE BY BEING HUNG. WHY DID THE KILLER SUDDENLY CHANGE HIS M.O., HUH? DO YOU HAVE ANY THEORIES ABOUT THAT? KEVIN: DEVLIN'S AND GRACE'S MURDER WERE VERY SIMILAR TO THE WAY THEIR CHARACTERS DIED IN THE BOOK. SO WAS THE ATTEMPT ON JULIE'S LIFE. JULIE: PAINFULLY CLOSE. KEVIN: WHENEVER POSSIBLE, THIS KILLER, WHOEVER IT IS, TRIES TO STAY AS CLOSE TO THE TEXT AS HE CAN. THAT'S WHERE HE GETS HIS SATISFACTION. THE ATTEMPT ON LUCY AT THE BALL WAS A FAILURE, SO HE TOOK OUT HIS FRUSTRATION ON JAKE BECAUSE ANY KILL IS BETTER THAN NONE. MATT: SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS TO BE CAREFUL AT ALL TIMES BUT TO BE ESPECIALLY WATCHFUL FOR THOSE SITUATIONS THAT RESEMBLE THE BOOK. THAT SOUNDS LIKE REASONABLE ADVICE TO ME. KEVIN: EXACTLY. YOU CAN'T TAKE ANY CHANCES. CHRIS: WAIT A MINUTE. MY CHARACTER GETS CUT DOWN TO SIZE. MY LEGS GET SEVERED MID THIGH. EVE: AND YOU BLED TO DEATH. CHRIS: WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. I DON'T NEED ALL THE DETAILS, ESPECIALLY FROM THE HOT TAMALE WHO NEEDS SOME COOLING OFF. KAREN: YOUR CHARACTER GETS FOUND NAKED, FROZEN TO DEATH IN A BUTCHER'S FREEZER. EVE: WELL, AND YOU WERE HUNG, SO DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE GOING TO SCREAM EVERY TIME YOU SEE A SHOELACE? CHRIS: YOU KNOW, I JUST SUGGEST YOU AVOID THE FROZEN FOODS SECTION AT THE SUPERMARKET. EVE: OH, AND, MATT, YOU WERE ELECTROCUTED. ARE YOU GOING TO GIVE UP ELECTRICITY? MATT: HEY, IF I CAN DODGE A BULLET FROM MY BROTHER, I CAN GET PAST WHOEVER THIS NUT JOB IS. JULIE: YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS CAN ACT BRAVE AND YOU CAN BLOW IT OFF LIKE IT'S ALL A JOKE, BUT I WAS POISONED IN THE BOOK, AND SOMEONE TRIED TO KILL ME THAT WAY. SO I SUGGEST WE START LISTENING TO WHAT KEVIN IS SAYING. KEVIN: I'M NOT TRYING TO START A PANIC. I JUST WANT YOU ALL TO BE SAFE. JULIE: THEN WHY NOT TELL US WHO YOU BASED THE CHARACTER OF THE KILLER ON SO AT LEAST WE CAN BE ON THE LOOKOUT. KEVIN: BECAUSE THE KILLER I CREATED IN MY BOOK IS A COMPLETE FIGMENT OF MY IMAGINATION. I NEVER MODELED THE CHARACTER ON ANYBODY. JOE: YOU KNOW WHAT, KEVIN? THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU THINK, BUT THERE'S OBVIOUSLY SOMEBODY OUT THERE THAT BASED THEMSELVES ON YOUR PORTRAYAL. AND I KNOW I DON'T NEED TO TELL YOU THIS, BUT THE HUMAN PSYCHE IS FULL OF SURPRISES. SO MAYBE YOU NEED TO DIG A LITTLE DEEPER AND FIGURE OUT WHO THE HELL THIS LUNATIC IS THAT YOU MOLDED YOUR CHARACTER AFTER! LEAK ALERT ! LEAK ALERT ! WE FOUND THE SOURCE, SIR ! HERE COMES HELP ! IMPROVED HUGGIES ULTRATRIM DIAPERS ! THE ONLY LEADING DIAPER WITH BARRIERS AT LEGS AND WAIST, DESIGNED TO FIGHT EVEN THE MESSIEST LEAKS ALL AROUND. ALL CLEAR ! WITH IMPROVED HUGGIES ULTRATRIM, AMERICA'S FIRST LINE OF DEFENSE AGAINST LEAKS. WHEN IT'S TIME TO CLEAN YOUR OUTSIDE WINDOWS, DOES THE JOB SEEM THIS BIG ? NEXT TIME, TRY WINDEX OUTDOOR. ITS CONCENTRATED FORMULA AND SHEETING ACTION... DISSOLVE TOUGH GRIME TO GET WINDOWS CLEAN.  WINDEX OUTDOOR. YOU'RE NOT TAKING ONE OF THOSE LAXATIVES. MAUREEN!! IT'S GOT STIMULANTS THAT MAY CAUSE PAIN AND CRAMPING. SAYS WHO? SAYS ON THE LABEL. PHILLIPS' IS THE ONLY ONE THAT DOESN'T, AND NOTHING'S BETTER. SHE NEVER TAKES A VACATION. DR. SCHOLL'S NEXT STOP, SAN ANTONIO ZOO. I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT PAIN. - MY FEET ARE SHOT. - MY KNEES ACHE. - LOWER BACK. DID YOU KNOW BACK AND KNEE PAIN CAN BE CAUSED BY THE WAY YOU WALK ? - NO. - THE WAY I WALK ? IF YOUR FEET AREN'T HITTING THE GROUND EVENLY, THAT CAN THROW EVERYTHING OUT OF ALIGNMENT ALL THE WAY UP TO YOUR LOWER BACK. THIS IS THE DR. SCLL'S DYNASTEP INSERT. VERY FUTURISTIC. ITS U-SHAPED DESIGN... CRADLES AND SUPPORTS YOUR FOOT SO IT HITS THE GROUND EVENLY. FEELS REAL GOOD ON THESE BID OLE FEET. LIKE YOUR FOOT IS CUPPED IN THE SHOE. I REALLY THINK THESE WOULD HELP MY LOWER BACK PAIN. WOULD YOU LIKE A DYNASTEP INSERT ? NO, DON'T EAT IT. Ñwmwoo>xíño?oúúúúú; HEY, HERE'S NEWS. KNOW HOW YOU LOVE EXTRA SUGARFREE GUM ? NOW THE GREAT FLAVOR LASTS LONGER THAN EVER. SO YOU CAN ENJOY EXTRA MILEAGE, EXTRA ATTENTION, EVEN EXTRA CREDIT. SO TRY NEW EXTRA. NOW THE FLAVOR YOU LOVE LASTS LONGER THAN EVER. FRANK: I TOLD MY SOURCE TO MEET ME HERE. WHERE THE HELL IS HE? LARK: DRUG DEALERS AREN'T EXACTLY KNOWN FOR KEEPING THEIR WORD. FRANK: LOOK, I KNOW YOU DON'T WANT TO BE HERE. I DON'T PARTICULARLY WANT TO BE HERE EITHER, BUT I DON'T HAVE A CHOICE. LARK: FRANK, LISTEN TO ME -- YOU HAVE OPTIONS, ALL RIGHT? FRANK: SAVE ME THE LECTURES. YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SO BENT OUT OF SHAPE ABOUT. IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE NOT USED TO BEING AROUND DRUG DEALERS. LARK: WHEN I GOT CAUGHT SMOKING A JOINT, YOU WERE SO ANGRY I THOUGHT YOUR HEAD WAS GOING TO EXPLODE. WHY IS WHAT YOU'RE DOING OK? FRANK: DL-56 IS NOT A RECREATIONAL DRUG. IT'S A MEDICATION. AND YOU OF ALL PEOPLE SHOULD BE GLAD THAT I'M TAKING IT. IT'S KEEPING ME ALIVE. WE BOTH KNOW THAT IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO ME, YOUR BUTT'S GOING TO END UP RIGHT BACK AT THE JUVENILE CENTER. LARK: IF YOU KEEP TAKING IT, I'LL END UP THERE ANYWAY. FRANK: I'M ADOPTING YOU, LARK. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME? CUT ME SOME SLACK. I'M DOING THE BEST I CAN. LARK: BEFORE YOU STARTED TAKING THE DL-56, YOUR BEST WAS PRETTY AMAZING. ALL RIGHT, I USED TO COMPLAIN WHEN YOU TOLD ME WHAT TO DO, BUT THE FACT IS IT FELT REALLY GOOD TO HAVE SOMEBODY WANT TO TAKE CARE OF ME. YOU KNOW, AND NOW YOU DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT ANYTHING BUT GETTING YOUR FIX. FRANK: THAT IS NOT TRUE. LARK: I COULD BE STRUCK BY LIGHTNING SITTING HERE RIGHT NOW NEXT TO YOU, AND YOU WOULDN'T EVEN NOTICE. FRANK: OH, I'D NOTICE BECAUSE I'D BE ABLE TO HEAR MYSELF THINK FOR A CHANGE. NOW, WOULD YOU KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT? YOU CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO UNDERSTAND THIS. OFFICER: YOU'RE FREE TO GO. KEVIN: PLEASE TAKE WHAT I'VE SAID TO HEART. WATCH YOURSELVES -- AND EACH OTHER -- UNTIL THIS CASE IS SOLVED AND THE KILLER'S LOCKED UP. I DON'T WANT ANY OF YOU TO WIND UP LIKE YOUR CHARACTER IN MY BOOK. JULIE: CAN I GET A LIFT HOME? JOE: YEAH, I GOT TO TAKE KAREN TO G.H. I'LL TAKE YOU ON THE WAY. CHRIS: WELL, THIS HAS BEEN A LOT OF FUN, GUYS. LET'S DO IT AGAIN REAL SOON -- MINUS THE POSSIBLE MURDER, OF COURSE. KAREN: THAT'S RIGHT, CHRIS -- LAUGH IT UP, ACT LIKE THIS IS ALL A JOKE. DR. MAY IS DEAD. HA, HA, HA. YOUR HEART MUST BE THE SIZE OF A PEA. CHRIS: WHAT, ARE WE ALL TURNING ON EACH OTHER NOW? MATT: WELL, YOU'VE GOT A HEAD START ON US IN THAT DEPARTMENT, CHRIS. JOE, YOU WANT TO HELP ME OUT? THANK YOU. JOE: READY? MATT: YEAH. HERE WE GO. JOE: ONE MORE. MATT: KEEP GOING. JOE: THERE YOU GO. MATT: THANKS. CHRIS: HEY, SCANLON, I HEAR THERE'S A SALE ON POWER DRILLS DOWN AT THE HARDWARE STORE. I SUGGEST YOU BUY THEM ALL UP. EVE: YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN TO QUIT, DO YOU, CHRIS? CHRIS: OH, DON'T YOU GET IT? DR. MAY WAS MURDERED. WE'VE ALL BEEN TOGETHER FOR HOURS. THAT TOTALLY BLOWS JULIE'S THEORY THAT ONE OF US IS THE KILLER. EVE: WELL, WE DON'T KNOW HOW DR. MAY DIED. CHRIS: THAT'S NOT THE QUESTION. YOU SHOULD BE ASKING YOURSELF, "WHO WAS WITH HER WHEN SHE DIED?" EVE: KEVIN WAS WITH HER WHEN SHE DIED, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN -- CHRIS: OH, "BUT" NOTHING. KEVIN WAS KNEELING OVER DR. MAY'S DEAD BODY WHEN JOE AND KAREN FOUND THEM -- KEVIN "MY TWIN BROTHER WAS A SERIAL KILLER" COLLINS. YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A BRAIN SURGEON TO FIGURE THIS ONE OUT. [TIRES SQUEAL] RYAN: WELL, IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU NOTICED. WHAT'S A FELLOW HAVE TO DO AROUND HERE TO GET A LITTLE ATTENTION? KEVIN: YOU ARE NOT REAL. RYAN: NOW, IS THAT ALL THE THANKS I GET FOR TRYING TO HELP? KEVIN: I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP WITH ANYTHING. OH, GOD, WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME? YOU ARE DEAD, RYAN. YOU DO NOT EXIST. RYAN: DEAD TO THE REST OF THE WORLD, KEVIN, BUT NEVER TO YOU, BROTHER. CAN WE DISPENSE WITH THE SHOCKED DISBELIEF, THE "OH, MY GOD, AM I CRAZY" ROUTINE? LIE TO EVERYONE ELSE, BUT DON'T YOU LIE TO ME. KEVIN: I HAVEN'T LIED TO ANYONE. RYAN: YOU JUST MADE THIS KILLER UP OUT OF THIN AIR? THAT'S ALMOST FUNNY. KEVIN: HE'S A COMPLETE FIGMENT OF MY IMAGINATION. RYAN: AND YOU'VE GOT A LETHAL IMAGINATION. NO WONDER YOU'RE RUNNING FROM IT. SAVE YOURSELF THE COUCH TIME, KEVIN -- ADMIT WHAT'S IN YOUR GUT. KEVIN: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHO THE REAL KILLER IS? RYAN: GOOD. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU SHOULD BE ASKING YOURSELF. FRANK: HOW MUCH DO YOU HAVE FOR ME? MAN: I GOT ENOUGH TO GET YOU THROUGH THE NIGHT. LISTEN, YOU GOT ANY MARKETING IDEAS FOR THIS STUFF? I'M TELLING YOU, WE COULD MAKE A KILLING. FRANK: ARE YOU DEAF? I TOLD YOU BEFORE THIS IS NOT A DRUG TO MESS AROUND WITH. I USE IT FOR A MEDICAL CONDITION. SCREWING AROUND WITH IT COULD KILL ANYBODY ELSE, ESPECIALLY YOU. [TIRES SQUEAL] MAN: OK. OFFICER: IT'S THE PORT CHARLES P.D. PUT YOUR HANDS WHERE WE CAN SEE THEM. FRANK: OH, DAMN IT! LARK: OOH, WE ARE BUSTED. OFFICER: GET DOWN! GET DOWN! MAN: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. [NOISE OUTSIDE] [KNOCK ON DOOR] JULIE: DETECTIVE. GARCIA: JULIE. JULIE: WHAT DO YOU NEED? IS THERE SOMETHING ABOUT DR. MAY? GARCIA: NO, NO. WE'RE STILL WAITING FOR THE FORENSICS REPORT TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED TO HER. JULIE: THEN WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? GARCIA: WELL, JULIE, WE'VE GOT A LATENT FINGERPRINT ON THAT THREATENING NOTE FOUND IN LARK MADISON'S BACKPACK. JULIE: AND? WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ME? GARCIA: IT WAS YOUR FINGERPRINT.