pc july 23

 CHRIS: WHAT'S WITH
THE ANNOYING HAPPY FACE?
 EVE: I GOT THE TAPE.
 CHRIS: THE SURVEILLANCE
CAMERA CAUGHT LUCY SIPHONING
THE GAS OUT OFOUR TANK?
 EVE: RED-HANDED.
 CHRIS: ALL RIGHT.
WELL.
DID YOU TELL BALDWIN?
 EVE: NOT YET.
I'M ON MY WAY.
 CHRIS: OH, HE'S GOT TO CUT
YOU SOME SLACK NOW.
 EVE: I WOULDN'T COUNT ON IT.
AFTER ALL, I AM THE ONE WHO
LEFT SERENA ALONE IN THE CAR.
BUT AT LEAST THIS TAPE WILL SHOW
LUCY COE FOR THE PERSON
SHE REALLY IS.
 LUCY: YOU KNOW WHAT,
PUMPKIN HEAD?
YOUR DADDY IS GOING TO HAVE
TO BUILD YOU A GIGANTIC,
ENORMOUS TOY CHEST TO HOLD ALL
THIS LOOT WHEN YOU GET HOME.
 KEVIN: YEAH, I SURE HOPE
YOU KNOW HOW TO SHARE.
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN PARTIAL
TO GORILLAS THAT HAVE WON GOLD
MEDALS.
 SERENA: I'M REALLY GOOD
AT SHARING.
DADDY, WILL YOU PUT DIRTY KITTY
ON TOP SO SHE DOESN'T GET LOST?
 SCOTT: I CERTAINLY WILL.
 KAREN: SO I BET YOU'RE
EXCITED, HUH, ABOUT GOING HOME
TO THE FIREHOUSE.
 SERENA: WELL, KIND OF.
 SCOTT: WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
"KIND OF"?
I GOT EVERYTHING SET UP
AT THE FIREHOUSE FOR YOU.
THE FIREHOUSE MISSES YOU,
AND I MISS HAVING YOU THERE.
 SERENA: I'M KIND OF SCARED.
 SCOTT: WHAT? WHAT?
WHAT ARE YOU SCARED OF?
 SERENA: HOW AM I GOING
TO LIVE IN THE FIREHOUSE
IF I CAN'T SEE?
 SCOTT: WELL, YOU'VE BEEN
DOING FINE.
YOU'VE BEEN WORKING
WITH A MOBILITY SPECIALIST,
AND SHE SAYS YOU'RE DOING FINE.
AND SHE'S GOING TO BE THERE
AS MUCH AS YOU NEED HER.
 LUCY: HEY, AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
ALL OF US WILL BE RIGHT THERE
WHENEVER YOU NEED ANYTHING, OK?
 KAREN: THAT'S RIGHT.
HEY, I WENT SHOPPING FOR YOU,
AND I GOT YOU A COOL PAIR OF NEW
GLASSES.
SO I'M GOING TO JUST PUT THEM
ON HERE, OK?
I'M GOING TO MAKE THE
SWITCHEROO.
HERE WE GO. ONE --
 SERENA: WHY CAN'T I JUST WEAR
THE GLASSES I WAS WEARING
BEFORE?
 KAREN: WELL,
YOU CAN. YOU CAN.
IT'S JUST I THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE
A COUPLE PAIR SO YOU CAN HAVE
SOME OPTIONS.
 SERENA: I HATE WEARING
GLASSES.
I JUST HATE WEARING GLASSES.
 SCOTT: I KNOW YOU DO.
I KNOW YOU DO.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
RIGHT NOW YOUR EYES ARE REALLY
FRAGILE, AND WHILE THEY'RE
HEALING, YOU DON'T WANT ANYTHING
TO POKE YOU IN THE EYES
OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT, YOU KNOW.
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HAVE TO WEAR
THEM FOR VERY LONG -- NOT
FOR VERY LONG.
 SERENA: WHAT IF I HAVE
TO WEAR THEM FOREVER?
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION]
 CHRIS: WELL, I GOT TO GO
CHECK ON A PATIENT IN I.C.U.
GOOD LUCK WITH BALDWIN.
 EVE: THANK YOU.
 GARCIA: HEY, DOC, YOU GOT
A MINUTE?
 EVE: NO, ACTUALLY, I DON'T.
I'M GOING TO MEET SOMEONE.
 GARCIA: THOSE SEEM LIKE
HAPPIER TIMES.
 EVE: WHERE DID YOU GET THIS?
 GARCIA: NOT IMPORTANT.
DO YOU RECOGNIZE THE PEN
YOU WERE HOLDING?
 EVE: YES, I DO.
DEVLIN GAVE IT TO ME, AND I LOST
IT A LONG TIME AGO.
 GARCIA: OH, THE SAME WAY
YOU LOST YOUR BRACELET?
AS I RECALL, THAT LITTLE PIECE
OF EVIDENCE ENDED UP
AT THE BOTTOM OF THE HARBOR.
WHERE'D YOU LOSE THE PEN?
 EVE: THE INCINERATOR.
 GARCIA: I'D LAUGH IF I DIDN'T
THINK THAT COULD BE TRUE.
WHY DIDN'T YOU COME CLEAN ABOUT
THE PEN?
 EVE: "COME CLEAN"?
THERE'S NOTHING TO COME CLEAN
ABOUT.
THIS IS IRRELEVANT.
 GARCIA: YOUR BRACELET WAS
FOUND NEAR BENNETT DEVLIN'S
CORPSE.
 EVE: YOU NEVER PROVED
CONCLUSIVELY THAT IT WAS
DEVLIN'S BLOOD ON MY BRACELET.
 GARCIA: AND NOW --
 EVE: WHAT ARE YOU DOING,
TAKING LUCY COE'S WORD
FOR EVIDENCE THESE DAYS?
 GARCIA: NOW I FIND OUT THAT
YOU HAD A PEN JUST LIKE THE ONE
THAT WAS USED TO KILL THE GUY.
I'D CALL THAT RELEVANT.
 EVE: CALL IT WHAT YOU WILL.
I HAVE AN ALIBI FOR DEVLIN'S
MURDER.
NOW, IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME,
I HAVE OTHER THINGS TO DO.
 GARCIA: YOU CAN START
BY TELLING ME WHERE YOU WERE
LAST NIGHT DURING THE "TELL ME
ABOUT IT" RADIO SHOW.
 EVE: LAST NIGHT?
LAST NIGHT I WAS RUNNING
ERRANDS.
WHAT ABOUT SOME RADIO SHOW?
I DON'T EVEN LISTEN
TO THE RADIO.
 GARCIA: SOMEONE CLAIMING
TO BE OUR TOWN EXECUTIONER WAS
ON LAST NIGHT HAVING A CHAT
WITH KEVIN COLLINS.
 EVE: WELL, IT WASN'T ME.
 GARCIA: OH.
I WANT YOU TO COME DOWN
TO THE STATION WITH ME RIGHT
NOW.
I NEED TO TAKE SOME DENTAL
IMPRESSIONS.
WE'RE TRYING TO MATCH THE TEETH
MARKS ON THE PEN WE PULLED OUT
OF DEVLIN'S CHEST.
 EVE: FORGET IT.
IF YOU WANT TO GET A DENTAL
IMPRESSION FROM ME, YOU'RE GOING
TO HAVE TO CATCH MY ACT DOWN
AT THE HA-HA CLUB.
 GARCIA: HA-HA.
I CAN GET A WARRANT.
 EVE: WILL YOU STOP IT
WITH THESE SCARE TACTICS,
ALL RIGHT?
I'M NOT AN IDIOT, GARCIA.
I KNOW THAT YOU ALREADY CHARGED
JULIE WITH THE CRIME,
SO HER TEETH MARKS MUST HAVE
MATCHED THE ONES ON THE PEN.
QUIT TRYING TO BULLY ME.
 GARCIA: YOU CAN COME WITH ME
VOLUNTARILY, OR WE CAN DO THIS
THE HARD WAY.
 EVE: THIS IS A STAB
IN THE DARK.
WHY DON'T YOU TRY AND MATCH
MY TEETH MARKS WITH DRACULA'S?
HAVEN'T YOU HEARD?
I SUCK THE BLOOD OUT OF ALL
OF MY VICTIMS.
 JOE: HEY.
SO, DID SERENA GET DISCHARGED?
 KAREN: YES.
SHE'S REALLY NERVOUS ABOUT GOING
HOME, SO I'M GOING TO GO CHECK
ON HER IN A BIT.
WHAT DID YOU WANT TO TELL ME?
 JOE: IT'S COURTNEY.
SHE'S STRAPPED FOR CASH.
HER DEADBEAT EX WON'T COUGH UP
A SINGLE DIME FOR CHILD SUPPORT,
AND SHE CAN'T AFFORD THE HOTEL
ANYMORE.
 KAREN: THAT'S AWFUL.
MAYBE WE COULD TAKE UP
A COLLECTION.
I'M SURE EVERYBODY WILL BE HAPPY
TO PITCH IN.
 JOE: I WENT ONE STEP FURTHER
THAN THAT.
I OFFERED COURTNEY EVE'S OLD
ROOM.
 KAREN: IN YOUR HOUSE?
 JOE: KAREN, I'M DOING THIS
FOR NEIL.
I MEAN, I CAN'T STAND
BY AND WATCH HIS MOTHER END UP
IN A FLOPHOUSE.
 KAREN: SO YOUR GORGEOUS
EX-GIRLFRIEND IS GOING TO BE
SLEEPING IN THE ROOM NEXT
TO YOURS?
 JOE: THERE IS NO WAY I'M
LOOKING AT COURTNEY AT THIS
POINT IN MY LIFE.
WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN US IS
LIGHT-YEARS FROM WHO I AM NOW
AND WHAT I WANT.
 KAREN: I WANT TO BE BIG ABOUT
THIS, JOE, BUT I KNOW THAT
YOU AND COURTNEY MEANT A LOT
TO EACH OTHER AT ONE POINT.
AND I BELIEVE YOU WHEN YOU SAY
THAT YOU'VE MOVED ON FROM THAT.
BUT I HAVE TO TELL YOU I'M
FEELING A TWINGE OF SOMETHING
REALLY WEIRD HERE.
 JOE: LIKE WHAT?
 KAREN: ONCE BITTEN,
TWICE SHY, IF YOU KNOW WHAT
I MEAN.
 JOE: YEAH, I DO.
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT WHAT
HAPPENED BETWEEN YOU AND JAGGER.
 KAREN: YEAH.
JAGGER LEFT ME FOR ANOTHER
WOMAN.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
THIS IS STUPID.
IT'S FINE. WHATEVER.
IF YOU WANT HER TO MOVE
IN WITH YOU, THAT'S FINE.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE.
I'M FINE WITH THAT.
 JOE: HEY, LISTEN TO ME. WAIT.
KAREN,
JAGGER WAS A FOOL TO LET YOU GO.
BUT I -- I AM NOT A FOOL.
I WAITED SO LONG FOR YOU TO GIVE
ME A CHANCE, AND NOW THAT
YOU GAVE ME THAT CHANCE,
THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL I'M
GOING TO LET YOU GO.
I'M TOLERATING COURTNEY
FOR NEIL'S SAKE.
THAT IS IT.
 KAREN: "TOLERATE," OK.
I LIKE THAT WORD.
AND I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT I'LL
PROBABLY BE SPENDING EVERY NIGHT
WITH YOU FROM NOW ON.
YOU'RE MINE.
 JOE: WELL, THEN MY PLAN IS
WORKING.
 SCOTT: OK. ALL RIGHT, SERENA.
EVERYTHING IS JUST LIKE
YOU REMEMBER IT.
OK, NOW, COME ON.
NOW, DON'T FORGET THERE'S
A STEP.
OK, USE YOUR CANE, USE
YOUR CANE, USE YOUR CANE,
USE YOUR CANE, USE YOUR CANE.
USE -- OH, NO, NO, NO.
YOU JUST GOT TO USE YOUR CANE.
 SERENA: I ALMOST FELL.
 SCOTT: NO, I KNOW, BUT I GOT
YOU.
I GOT YOU.
NOW, COME ON.
NOW, JUST KEEP -- KEEP GOING.
USE THE CANE.
REMEMBER THERE'S THE LITTLE
TABLE TO THE LEFT, AND THEN
THERE'S THE COFFEE TABLE
TO THE RIGHT.
 SERENA: I REMEMBER.
 SCOTT: OK.
 LUCY: PAL, MAYBE WE SHOULD
JUST SPREAD EVERYTHING OUT,
MAKE THE PATHS A LITTLE WIDER,
YOU KNOW, SO SHE DOESN'T HIT
THEM.
 SCOTT: NO. NO.
THE MOBILITY SPECIALIST SAID
THAT YOU SHOULD KEEP
EVERYTHING -- SHE'S GOT A MENTAL
PICTURE IN HER HEAD
AS TO THE WAY THINGS ARE.
 KEVIN: YOU CAN ALWAYS MAKE
ADJUSTMENTS LATER.
 SCOTT: THAT'S RIGHT.
 SERENA: DADDY, CAN YOU HELP
ME COUNT?
 SCOTT: YEP, THAT'S WHAT I'M
HERE FOR.
READY? OK.
 SCOTT and SERENA: ONE,
TWO, THREE, FOUR.
 SERENA: THAT'S YOUR CHAIR.
 SCOTT: THAT'S RIGHT.
NOW -- SO HOW MANY STEPS WAS IT
TO THE CHAIR?
 SERENA: FOUR.
 SCOTT: FOUR.
 LUCY: YES.
THAT WAS EXCELLENT.
 KEVIN: YOU KEEP THAT UP,
SERENA, YOU'LL BE A MATH WHIZ
JUST LIKE VICTOR.
 SERENA: HOW DO I GET
TO THE TELESCOPE?
 LUCY: HEY, I'LL TAKE YOU.
I'LL WALK YOU.
 SCOTT: JUST LET'S -- WE'LL
COUNT THE STEPS OVER THERE.
I THINK IT'S ABOUT FOUR STEPS.
 SCOTT and SERENA: ONE,
TWO, THREE.
 SCOTT: THERE YOU GO.
 SERENA: I CAN'T SEE MOMMY'S
STAR ANYMORE.
DADDY, DO YOU KNOW WHAT NEIL
SAID?
 SCOTT: NO. WHAT DID NEIL SAY?
 SERENA: HE SAID WHENEVER
I CAN'T SEE WITH MY EYES, I CAN
SEE WITH MY HEAD.
DO YOU STILL HAVE THE
LIGHT SABER NEIL GAVE TO ME?
 KEVIN: LIGHT SABER, UM --
 SCOTT: YOU KNOW, I THINK
WE LEFT IT IN THE HOSPITAL ROOM.
I'M GOING TO CALL KAREN,
AND SHE'LL GO AND GET IT,
AND WE'LL HAVE IT BACK TODAY.
 SERENA: BUT WHAT IF SOMEBODY
THREW IT AWAY BY ACCIDENT?
 LUCY: OH, NO.
THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN,
BECAUSE
ü DA, DA DA DA ü
LUCY RIDES TO G.H. TO RETRIEVE
THE LIGHT SABER.
HERE I GO!
 KEVIN: I'LL DRIVE YOU OVER.
 SERENA: THANK YOU.
 LUCY: OH, NO, DOC, YOU CAN'T
BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO GO MEET
THE MUSICIANS FOR THE REHEARSAL.
I'M GOING TO TAKE A CAB.
 SERENA: CAN I GO
TO THE REHEARSAL?
HOW WILL I KNOW WHAT TO DO?
 LUCY: HEY.
WELL, PUMPKIN HEAD, YOU KNOW
WHAT?
YOU JUST DID GET BACK
FROM THE HOSPITAL AND
EVERYTHING, AND SO I DON'T THINK
IT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA YOU GO
TO THE REHEARSAL.
BUT I WILL GO, AND I WILL TAKE
NOTES, AND THEN I WILL WRITE
DOWN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE TO DO
SO YOU WILL KNOW EVERYTHING
AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY
ABOUT IT, OK?
I'LL DO THAT.
 SERENA: OK.
WELL, FIND OUT WHERE I SHOULD
THROW MY PETALS, AND WOULD
YOU PLEASE FIND OUT HOW MANY
STEPS IT HAS TO TAKE FOR ME
TO WALK DOWN THE AISLE, PLEASE?
 LUCY: YEAH.
I WILL DO THAT RIGHT AWAY.
YOU WILL BE PERFECT BECAUSE I'LL
GIVE YOU THE PERFECT NOTES, OK?
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
I'LL BE BACK WITH THAT
LIGHT SABER.
 KEVIN: SEE YOU LATER.
 SCOTT: WHOA.
OH, COME HERE.
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
 SERENA: OW.
AM I BLEEDING?
 SCOTT: NO.
NO, NO, YOU'RE NOT BLEEDING.
YOU JUST BUMPED YOUR KNEE,
THAT'S ALL.
[SERENA SOBS]
 SERENA: I HATE THAT STUPID
COFFEE TABLE.
I HATE IT.
 SCOTT: I KNOW, I KNOW.
IT'S STUPID.
WE'LL GET RID OF THAT COFFEE
TABLE.
YOU'RE DOING REALLY GOOD,
YOU KNOW THAT?
YOU'RE DOING REALLY GOOD.
A DAY AT THE BEACH
IN A DIAPER...
IS NO DAY AT THE BEACH.
SO HUGGIES INTRODUCES...
LITTLE SWIMMERS
DISPOSABLE SWIMPANTS.
THEY DON'T SWELL UP LIKE DIAPERS
OR TRAINING PANTS.
AND LITTLE SWIMMERS
WITH LEAK GUARDS...
ARE DESIGNED TO PROTECT
AS YOU PLAY IN THE WATER.
NEW FOR GIRLS AND BOYS.
LITTLE SWIMMERS
MAKE THE WATER BIG FUN.
WE ALL LOVE THE SUN,
BUT NOTHING DAMAGES YOUR SKIN
LIKE UV RAYS.
ALL KINDS OF SKIN,
FROM FAIR AND FRECKLED...
TO OLIVE
AND DEEP COMPLEXIONS,
NEED ALL-DAY, YEAR-ROUND
UV PROTECTION.
DERMATOLOGISTS
RECOMMEND ONE MOISTURIZER
MORE THAN ANY OTHER...
TO HELP PROTECT YOU
FROM UV DAMAGE.
SPF 15 IS COMBINED
WITH OLAY MOISTURIZERS...
FOR HEALTHIER,
YOUNGER-LOOKING SKIN...
NOW AND INTO THE FUTURE.
AND THE NAME ?
DISCOVER THEGREAT-TASTING FIBER THERAPY
THAT WON'T PRODUCE EXCESS GAS.
DISCOVER CITRUCEL.
CITRUCEL IS DIFFERENT.
ALL OTHER POWDERED
FIBER THERAPIES --
INCLUDING METAMUCIL --
CONTAIN PSYLLIUM WHICH CAN
FERMENT IN YOUR SYSTEM
TO INITIALLY
PRODUCE EXCESS GAS.
CITRUCEL'S FIBER CAN'T.
NO FERMENTATION.
NO EXCESS GAS.
AND PEOPLE PREFER THE TASTE
OF CITRUCEL OVER METAMUCIL
TASTE TESTS PROVE IT!
GET EFFECTIVE RELIEF
WITHOUT EXCESS GAS --
AND BETTER TASTE, TOO.
GET CITRUCEL.
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 JOE: HEY.
 FRANK: HEY.
 JOE: I'M GLAD YOU'RE HOME.
HOW YOU FEELING?
I MEAN, HAS THE LOWER DOSES
OF DL-56 BEEN CAUSING ANY
PROBLEMS AT ALL?
LET ME CHECK YOUR VITALS.
 FRANK: NO, I DON'T NEED
ANOTHER CHECKUP.
IN FACT, I FEEL GOOD ENOUGH
TO MAYBE STOP TAKING IT
ALTOGETHER.
 JOE: WELL, FRANK,
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?
A FEW DAYS AGO YOU WERE BOUNCING
OFF THE WALLS.
 FRANK: WHAT CAN I SAY?
YOU AND KAREN WERE RIGHT.
THE CLOSER I GET TO HAVING
DL-56 COMPLETELY OUT
OF MY SYSTEM, THE BETTER I FEEL.
SO, WHAT'S UP?
 JOE: I FOUND SOMEONE TO TAKE
EVE'S OLD ROOM.
 FRANK: GOOD NEWS
FOR A CHANGE.
UNLESS -- DON'T -- DON'T TELL ME
MOM'S MOVING BACK IN.
 JOE: NO, FRANK, IT'S NOT MOM.
I'M GIVING IT TO COURTNEY.
 FRANK: THIS IS A JOKE, RIGHT?
 JOE: WHAT WOULD I JOKE ABOUT
SOMETHING LIKE THIS FOR, FRANK?
 FRANK: THERE IS NO WAY SHE IS
COMING IN HERE AFTER WHAT
SHE HAS DONE.
 JOE: ALL SHE DID WAS BREAK UP
WITH ME.
AND I'M DOING THIS FOR NEIL,
SO WHY ARE YOU GETTING SO ANGRY?
 FRANK: I DON'T LIKE HER, JOE.
SHE WAS ENGAGED TO SOMEONE ELSE
WHEN SHE WAS FOOLING AROUND
WITH YOU.
IS THIS RINGING A BELL?
YOU DROPPED OUT OF COLLEGE,
YOU CHASED HER DOWN HALFWAY
AROUND THE WORLD, AND WHEN
YOU FIND HER, SHE TREATS
YOU LIKE POND SCUM.
 JOE: FRANK, IT WAS A LONG
TIME AGO.
I'VE PUT IT BEHIND ME.
SO WHY DON'T YOU GIVE ME SOME
CREDIT FOR GROWING UP?
AND BESIDES, SOMETHING GOOD CAME
OUT OF IT BECAUSE I FOUND KAREN.
 FRANK: WHO ALSO HAPPENED
TO BE MARRIED AT THE TIME.
YOU KNOW, AT LEAST KAREN WAS
WORTH WAITING FOR.
DOES SHE KNOW THAT COURTNEY
WANTS TO MOVE IN HERE?
 JOE: YES, SHE DOES.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
SHE'S DEALING WITH IT A HELL
OF A LOT BETTER THAN YOU ARE.
 FRANK: BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T
HAVE TO LIVE WITH HER.
YOU ARE MAKING A MISTAKE.
 JOE: FINE.
THEN LET ME LIVE WITH IT, OK?
 FRANK: WE SHARE THIS HOUSE.
 JOE: WHICH IS THE ONLY REASON
I'M EVEN DISCUSSING IT.
SO, WHAT'S IT GOING TO BE?
 CHRIS: DON'T TELL ME BALDWIN
THANKED YOU FOR THE NEWS
WITH A RIGHT HOOK TO THE MOUTH.
 EVE: OF COURSE NOT.
I NEVER EVEN GOT A CHANCE TO SEE
SCOTT.
GARCIA FOUND OUT THAT I HAD
A PEN LIKE THE ONE THAT WAS USED
TO KILL DEVLIN, AND HE TOOK ME
DOWN TO THE POLICE STATION
TO GET A DENTAL IMPRESSION
TO SEE IF MY TEETH MARKS MATCH
THE ONES ON THE PEN.
 CHRIS: DID THEY?
 EVE: NO.
I DON'T CHEW PEN TOPS.
 CHRIS: WELL, THIS'LL PUT
YOU BACK AT THE TOP OF GARCIA'S
LIST OF SUSPECTS.
SUPPOSE HE'LL START SNIFFING
AROUND ABOUT OUR ALIBI AGAIN?
 EVE: PROBABLY.
 CHRIS: YOU JUST CAN'T STAY
OUT OF TROUBLE, CAN YOU?
 EVE: ALL RIGHT, LET'S JUST
NOT EVEN WORRY ABOUT THAT.
GARCIA'S JUST CHASING HIS OWN
TAIL.
NOW, CROSS YOUR FINGERS
BECAUSE I'M ON MY WAY
TO SERENA'S ROOM TO GIVE SCOTT
THIS TAPE OF LUCY, AND I HAVE
NO IDEA HOW HE'S GOING TO REACT.
 LUCY: HA. GOTCHA.
OH.
WELL, SORRY, THERE, BUT SCOTT'S
ALREADY TAKEN SERENA HOME,
AND I GOT TO COME BACK,
AND I GET TO GO BACK
WITH HER LITTLE TOY
WE MISPLACED, AND --
WHAT YOU DOING?
YOU KIND OF SPREADING
AND SMEARING MY GOOD NAME ALL
OVER THE PLACE?
 EVE: YOUR GOOD NAME, LUCY?
OH, YOU ARE DELUDED.
 LUCY: AND YOU'RE
EMBARRASSING.
DO YOU ACTUALLY THINK YOU'RE
GOING TO GET PEOPLE TO BELIEVE
THAT I HAD ANYTHING TO DO
WITH THIS ACCIDENT?
THEY'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE
YOU.
THEY'RE JUST GOING TO BELIEVE
THAT YOU ARE PATHETIC FOR TRYING
TO PIN THIS WHOLE THING ON ME.
 EVE: WHAT I CANNOT BELIEVE IS
THAT YOU ARE STANDING HERE
ACTING COMPLETELY INNOCENT WHEN
YOU ARE GUILTY AS SIN.
 LUCY: IT'S NO ACT.
 EVE: I ALMOST FEEL SORRY
FOR YOU.
 LUCY: DON'T. PLEASE DON'T.
I WISH YOU WOULD FEEL SORRY
FOR SERENA, THE LITTLE GIRL THAT
YOU ALMOST KILLED AND BLINDED.
YOU KNOW, YOU TRULY,
ABSOLUTELY REAP WHAT YOU SOW.
 EVE: I HOPE YOU REMEMBER
THAT.
 LUCY: I DON'T HAVE TO STAND
HERE AND TRADE INSULTS
WITH YOU ANYMORE BECAUSE TODAY
IS A VERY HAPPY DAY.
SERENA'S FINALLY AT HOME AFTER
YOU SO CARELESSLY DAMAGED HER,
AND SCOTT -- WELL, HE'S JUST
WRITTEN YOU RIGHT OUT
OF HIS LIFE.ñM GOING TO MARRY
THE KIND OF N THAT YOU CAN
ONLY DREAM ABOUT.
SO -- TA.
FOR ME YOU DON'T EXIST ANYMORE.
 SCOTT: OK.
COME ON, COME ON.
LET'S PUT THIS BACK
IN YOUR HAND.
LET'S GET YOU UP AND TRY IT
AGAIN.
 SERENA: I DON'T WANT TO.
IT'S SO HARD.
I WANT TO GO TO MY ROOM.
 SCOTT: WELL, ALL RIGHT.
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT WE'LL
DO, THEN --
WE'LL GO UP TO YOUR ROOM,
AND ON THE WAY UP THERE,
YOU COUNT ALL THE STAIRS SO THAT
YOU DON'T --
 SERENA: I DON'T WANT TO.
I WANT YOU TO CARRY ME.
 SCOTT: SERENA, LISTEN, OK?
NOW, THE MOBILITY SPECIALIST
SAYS THAT YOU GOT TO GET UP
AND YOU GOT TO DO THESE THINGS,
YOU KNOW, ON YOUR OWN.
THAT'S IMPORTANT.
NOW, LET'S GO.
 SERENA: I CAN'T.
IT'S TOO HARD.
I NEED YOU TO CARRY ME.
 SCOTT: OK, HOW ABOUT THIS --
HOW ABOUT THIS, OK?
I'LL HOLD YOUR HAND AND WE'LL GO
UP THE STAIRS THAT WAY.
 SERENA: I DON'T WANT
TO HOLD YOUR HAND.
I WANT YOU TO CARRY ME.
 SCOTT: SERENA, I KNOW THIS IS
REALLY ROUGH RIGHT NOW.
IT'S TOUGH.
BUT WE JUST GOT TO GET PAST IT,
ALL RIGHT?
I KNOW.
HOW ABOUT THIS? HOW ABOUT THIS?
LET'S JUST PRETEND LIKE WE'RE
GETTING READY FOR THE WEDDING
TOMORROW, ALL RIGHT?
 SERENA: I DON'T WANT TO BE
IN THAT STUPID WEDDING,
AND I DON'T WANT TO HOLD THAT
STUPID MAXIE'S HAND, EITHER.
AND I DON'T WANT TO WEAR THESE
STUPID THINGS, EITHER.
 SCOTT: COME HERE,
COME HERE, COME HERE.
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[ Cage Banging ]
HERE'S SOMETHING FABULOUS
FOR MILK AND ICE CREAM...
HERSHEY'S CHOCOLATE SYRUP.
AS ALWAYS, A FAT FREE FOOD.
AND WHEN IT COMES
TO CHOCOLATE TASTE,
STILL AS BIG AS EVER.
Cow: MOO.
ü IT'S A BEAUTIFUL MORNIN' ü
ü AHH ü
BOUNCE GIVES CLOTHES,
LINENS AND TOWELS...
A FRESHNESS
YOU CAN'T HELP BUT NOTICE.
ü AND JUST SMILE ü
WHETHER IT'S BOUNCE
OUTDOOR FRESH OR GENTLE BREEZE,
ADDING A LITTLE BOUNCE
TO YOUR MORNING PUTS
A LITTLE BOUNCE IN YOUR STEP.
AND BECAUSE BOUNCE HAS
TIME-RELEASED FRESHNESS,
YOU CAN COUNT ON FRESH DAYS
DAY AFTER DAY.
SO PUT A LITTLE BOUNCE
IN YOUR MORNING AND HAVE--
ü A BEAUTIFUL MORNIN' üü
THIS IS THE CUT...
OUCH !
THAT ONLY WAS WASHED...
WHICH LET IN THE GERMS...
THAT CAUSED
THE INFECTION...
THAT COULD
HAVE BEEN PREVENTED...
BY NEOSPORIN.
COMPARED TO SOME STORE BRANDS,
NEOSPORIN HAS
AN EXTRA ACTIVE INGREDIENT...
TO KILL MORE STRAINS
OF INFECTIOUS BACTERIA.
AND NEOSPORIN HELPS BANDAGED
CUTS HEAL FOUR DAYS FASTER.
NO CUT'S TOO SMALL
FOR INFECTION TO STRIKE.
USE NEOSPORIN:
YOU KNOW HOW YOUR PERIOD
CAN START OFF REALLY HEAVY ?
AND THEN END UP
KIND OF LIGHT ?
- OH, YEAH.
- SO I THOUGHT--
WHY AM I USING ONLY
ONE KIND OF TAMPON ?
ONLY TAMPAX MAKES
THE DIFFERENT ABSORBENCIES
I NEED.
AND PUTS 'EM ALL IN ONE BOX.
SUPER FOR THOSE HEAVY DAYS.
REGULAR IS FOR THE MIDDLE.
AND THESE GREAT LITTLE LIGHTS--
WAY MORE COMFORTABLE
ON MY LIGHT DAYS.
ALL IN ONE--
- ONE--
- ONE BOX.
THE TAMPAX MULTI-PACK.
MAKING PERIODS MORE CONVENIENT--
ONE BOX AT A TIME.
 COURTNEY: HI, FRANK.
 FRANK: COURTNEY.
 COURTNEY: I'M REALLY GRATEFUL
FOR THIS.
I WAS IN A TIGHT SPOT.
 FRANK: WELL, IT'S JOE'S IDEA,
NOT MINE.
 JOE: I'M SORRY.
I HAVE TO APOLOGIZE.
FRANK WAS ABSENT THE DAY
THEY GAVE INSTRUCTIONS
ON HOSPITALITY.
 COURTNEY: OH, THAT'S ALL
RIGHT.
BIG BROTHER'S BARK WAS ALWAYS
WORSE THAN HIS BITE.
 FRANK: YOU KNOW, I'D SWITCH
THAT AROUND, COURTNEY.
 COURTNEY: I HAVE ANOTHER BAG
IN THE CAR.
 JOE: OH, NO, I'LL TELL
YOU WHAT -- I'LL GO GRAB IT.
YOU TWO GET REACQUAINTED,
AND NO BITING, OK?
 FRANK: YOU DON'T BELONG HERE,
AND YOU KNOW IT.
 COURTNEY: YOU'VE MADE
YOUR FEELINGS VERY CLEAR, FRANK.
NOW ASK ME IF I CARE.
 SCOTT: OK, SERENA, YOU KNOW
WHAT?
NONE OF THIS IS GOING TO BE
EASY, BUT WE JUST GOT TO GIVE IT
A TRY, OK?
 SERENA: DADDY, WHY COULDN'T
YOU DO SOMETHING TO FIX MY EYES?
 SCOTT: SERENA, I WOULD GIVE
EVERYTHING THAT I HAVE IN LIFE
TO FIX YOUR EYES, BUT I CAN'T DO
THAT RIGHT NOW.
I LOVE YOU MORE THAN MY OWN
LIFE.
AND PART OF LOVING YOU AND PART
OF BEING YOUR FATHER IS TRYING
TO HELP YOU DO SOMETHING
ON YOUR OWN FOR YOURSELF.
 SERENA: DADDY, THIS IS WAY
TOO HARD FOR ME.
 SCOTT: SERENA, WHEN I WAS
YOUR AGE, I TOLD A SCIENCE
TEACHER THAT I WOULD BUILD THIS
BIRDHOUSE, AND I DIDN'T KNOW HOW
TO BUILD A BIRDHOUSE.
AND I PUT IT OFF AND PUT IT OFF
AND THEN THE DEADLINE WAS DUE
AND I WAS SCARED AND I WAS
AFRAID AND --
I WENT TO GRANDPA LEE,
AND I SAID, "BUILD THIS
BIRDHOUSE FOR ME."
 SERENA: WELL, DID HE?
 SCOTT: NO.
NO, HE DIDN'T.
HE SHOWED ME.
HE SHOWED ME HOW TO HAMMER
AND HOW TO MEASURE THINGS
AND CUT THINGS.
BUT I DID IT.
 SERENA: BUT YOU COULD SEE
THEN.
I CAN'T SEE.
I DON'T LIKE BEING IN THE DARK
ALL THE TIME, DADDY.
WOULD YOU PLEASE CARRY ME,
DADDY?
JUST ONCE, PLEASE?
JUST THIS ONCE.
 SCOTT: JUST THIS ONCE.
JUST THIS ONCE, OK?

 KEVIN: WELL, LOOK AT THAT.
YOU FOUND SERENA'S LIGHT SABER.
 LUCY: YEP, I SURE DID.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I FIGURE THAT WE'LL RUN IT
BY THE FIREHOUSE ON OUR WAY
TO THE REHEARSAL.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
SOMETIMES YOU JUST ABSOLUTELY
TAKE MY BREATH AWAY.
YOU WILL NEVER, EVER, EVER KNOW
HOW BLESSED I FEEL TO HAVE YOU.
 KEVIN: YOU KNOW,
I'VE FANTASIZED ABOUT CALLING
YOU MY WIFE, MRS. DR. LUCY COE
COLLINS, FOR SO LONG IT SEEMS
LIKE AN ETERNITY.
 LUCY: WELL, DOCTOR,
YOUR FANTASY IS ABOUT TO BECOME
A REALITY.
 CHRIS: HEY, I WANT TO HEAR
THE WHOLE THING.
WHAT DID BALDWIN'S FACE LOOK
LIKE WHEN YOU TOLD HIM THAT
YOU HAD LUCY CAUGHT ON TAPE?
 EVE: I DIDN'T GET A CHANCE
TO TELL HIM.
HE'D ALREADY GONE.
I DID, HOWEVER, RUN INTO LUCY
COE.
 CHRIS: WELL, DID YOU TELL
HER YOU HAVE THE GOODS ON HER?
 EVE: NO.
I HAVE DECIDED THAT THIS HAS
GONE WAY PAST A PRIVATE
ONE-ON-ONE REVENGE SESSION.
LUCY NEEDS TO BE HUMILIATED
PUBLICLY.