pc mar 5 1999


 COURTNEY: WE HAVE JULIE'S
ACCOUNT NUMBER, THE ROUTING
NUMBER FOR THE BANK --
EVERYTHING WE NEED TO ACCESS
THE FUNDS.
 FRANK: NOW, JULIE WAS POSING
AS MARCIA COOPER WHEN SHE OPENED
THE ACCOUNT, SO YOU'RE GOING
TO HAVE TO WALK INTO THAT BANK
POSING AS MARCIA FOR THIS
TO WORK.
 COURTNEY: FRANK, NO, NO.
JULIE HAD TO HAVE DEALT
WITH SOMEBODY FACE-TO-FACE.
IF THE BANKER WHO HELPED
HER SEES ME, I'LL GET BUSTED
BEFORE I MAKE IT TO THE CAR.
IT'LL NEVER WORK.
 FRANK: WHERE THERE'S A WILL
AND CASH, THERE'S A WAY.
 SERENA: JUST A FEW MINUTES
UNTIL I START.
 SCOTT: OK.
ARE YOU NERVOUS?
 SERENA: WELL, A LITTLE.
 SCOTT: WELL, YOU KNOW, A SOLO
IS A BIG DEAL.
BUT YOU WERE SO WELL-REHEARSED
THAT YOU'RE GOING TO BE FINE.
I KNOW IT, I KNOW IT, I KNOW IT.
 LUCY: YOU WILL BE JUST --
JUST ABSOLUTELY FINE.
NOW, OK, THE IMPORTANT THING --
WHERE DO YOU WANT US TO SIT?
WHERE?
 SERENA: IN THE FRONT ROW.
 LUCY: OH, RIGHT, RIGHT.
 SCOTT: NOW -- OOH, I SEE
COOKIES AND PUNCH, BUT WHERE'S
THE POPCORN?
 SERENA: THERE'S NO POPCORN
AT A BALLET.
 SCOTT: OH.
HOW ABOUT COTTON CANDY?
 SERENA: DADDY!
OH, LUCY, DID YOU BRING ENOUGH
FILM?
 LUCY: YEAH.
YEAH, I DO.
I HAVE FIVE ROLLS RIGHT IN HERE,
BUT, YOU KNOW, I THINK I'M
WASTING THE BATTERY OR SOMETHING
HERE.
 D.V.: HELLO, HELLO.
EXCUSE ME.
HELLO THERE.
LOOK AT YOU -- A PRIMA
BALLERINA TO BE SURE.
BALANCHINE WOULD BE PROUD.
 SCOTT: HEY, SERENA, GO PUT
YOUR STUFF DOWN AND GET YOURSELF
WARMED UP, OK?
 LUCY: OK.
 SERENA: OK.
 SCOTT: GOOD LUCK.
 LUCY: BREAK A LITTLE LEG,
BUT DON'T REALLY.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
OH.
HEY. HI.
 SCOTT: WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE?
 D.V.: WELL, I APOLOGIZE
FOR THE INTRUSION, BUT GTING
OUT OF THE HOTEL SEEMED LIKE
A GOOD IDEA, AND I HAVE SOME
NEWS THAT JUST COULDN'T WAIT.
 LUCY: WELL, WE'RE ALL --
WE'RE ALL EARS.
 D.V.: I SPOKE WITH THE PLANT
MANAGER AT ONE OF MY FACTORIES,
AND IT SEEMS THEY'RE
EXPERIENCING SOME DOWN TIME
BEFORE THEY DO THE NEXT RUN
ON MY PRODUCT LINE.
 SCOTT: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
 D.V.: WELL, IT MEANS THAT
I THINK I CAN SNEAK IN A LIMITED
PRODUCTION OF THE SERENA DRESSES
ASAP.
 LUCY: UH --
DEFINE "LIMITED."
 D.V.: WELL, I THINK WE CAN
TURN AROUND 20,000 PIECES.
 LUCY: WOW.
OH, BOY.
THAT WOULD TAKE CARE AT LEAST
THE BULK OF OUR FIRST ORDER.
 D.V.: CONGRATULATIONS.
 SCOTT: WELL, I -- I DON'T
THINK YOU'RE GOING TO DO THIS
OUT OF THE GOODNESS
OF YOUR HEART, SO,
WHAT'S IN IT FOR YOU?
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
NCI'S CORPORATE PARTNERS]
 SCOTT: NOW, I DON'T MEAN
TO LOOK A GIFT HORSE
IN THE MOUTH, BUT WHAT IS
IN THIS FOR YOU?
 LUCY: OH, MR. BORDISSO,
YOU ARE SUCH A MIRACLE WORKER.
I CAN'T GET OVER THIS.
I JUST SPOKE TO YOU YESTERDAY,
AND SCOTT AND I CAN'T BELIEVE
HOW FAST YOU GOT ON THIS.
 SCOTT: YEAH, WELL, WE BATTED
AROUND THE IDEA OF BRINGING
YOU IN, BUT WE STILL NEED
TO TALK ABOUT IT.
OBVIOUSLY YOU'RE A STRONG
BELIEVER IN LUCY'S LINE HERE,
SO --
 LUCY: WELL, YES, OF COURSE.
OF COURSE HE IS BECAUSE ANYBODY
WHO SEES MY DRESSES ON WOMEN
KNOWS THAT IT'S GOING TO BE
A TREMENDOUS BOOST IN
THEIR ROMANCE AND THEIR LIVES,
YOU KNOW.
AND HE'D BE CRAZY NOT
TO UNDERSTAND THE VISION
OF MY LINE.
 D.V.: INDEED.
 SCOTT: NOW, WHAT EXACTLY
WOULD THE TERMS OF THIS
PARTNERSHIP BE?
 D.V.: WELL, I'D AGREE
TO THE SAME FEE STRUCTURE
YOU HAD WITH YOUR PREVIOUS
MANUFACTURER, PLUS A SHARE
OF THE PROFITS WHEN
THE MARKETPLACE HAS SPOKEN.
[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS]
 SCOTT: WELL, LISTEN,
WHY DON'T WE JUST PUT THIS
IN OUR POCKETS FOR A WHILE
BECAUSE I CAME HERE TO WATCH
MY DAUGHTER DANCE.
 D.V.: AH.
OF COURSE.
 LUCY: YEAH, SEE YOU IN THERE.
 D.V.: MM-HMM.
 EVE: OH, THEY'RE SO CUTE.
 KEVIN: HEY!
OH, MY GOSH, DON'T YOU LOOK
LOVELY.
 EVE: OH, BEAUTIFUL GIRL.
LOOK AT YOU!
WOW.
 SERENA: THANK YOU.
YOU GUYS ARE JUST IN TIME.
I'M ALMOST STARTING.
 KEVIN: OK.
 EVE: OK.
WE'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
 KEVIN: I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
EXCUSE ME.
 EVE: NO, KEVIN.
 KEVIN: WHAT?
 EVE: KEVIN, DON'T. DON'T.
 KEVIN: WHAT THE HELL'S
HE DOING HERE?
 EVE: I DON'T KNOW.
NORMALLY, I WOULD GO
WITH YOUR FIRST IMPULSE TO KNOCK
HIM INTO NEXT WEEK, BUT NOW IS
NOT THE TIME OR PLACE.
 KEVIN: WELL, THERE'S ALWAYS
THE PARKING LOT AFTER THE SHOW.
 KAREN: SERENA'S RECITAL IS
STARTING RIGHT ABOUT NOW.
I WISH I COULD MAKE IT.
 JOE: WELL, YOU'LL MAKE
TOMORROW'S PERFORMANCE, RIGHT?
 KAREN: YEAH, I PROMISED
HER I WOULD.
I JUST WANTED TO MAKE BOTH.
 JOE: WELL, LISTEN, I'LL TELL
YOU WHAT.
WHY DON'T I TAKE NEIL
TO THE NEXT ONE, AND WE CAN GO
TO THE ARCADE AFTERWARDS.
 KAREN: IT'S A DATE.
I LOVE IT WHEN WE CAN ALL HANG
OUT TOGETHER.
AND I CAN GO OVER FLOWER GIRL
DUTIES WITH SERENA.
I LOVE THINKING ABOUT
OUR WEDDING, DON'T YOU?
THE BEST PART -- BESIDES
YOU PUTTING THE RING
ON MY FINGER, OF COURSE -- WILL
BE MY FATHER GIVING ME AWAY.
 JOE: I'M SO GLAD YOU GET
TO HAVE THAT.
 KAREN: YEAH.
LEE, GAIL, SCOTT, SERENA -- IT'S
A WHOLE FAMILY I DIDN'T REALIZE
I HAD A FEW YEARS AGO.
WOW.
WHAT COLOR DO YOU THINK
THE BRIDESMAIDS SHOULD WEAR?
 JOE: UM -- PLAID.
 KAREN: YEAH, A LUMBERJACK
WEDDING.
THAT'D BE REALLY ORIGINAL.
PEOPLE COULD THROW WOOD CHIPS
INSTEAD OF RICE.
 JOE: YEAH.
ACTUALLY, THERE'S ONLY ONE THING
I'M INTERESTED IN -- THAT'D BE
MY BACHELOR PARTY.
 KAREN: IF I HEAR ONE RAUNCHY
STORY ABOUT YOUR BACHELOR
PARTY --
 JOE: OH, YOU WON'T HEAR
ANYTHING, I PROMISE YOU,
BECAUSE I WILL MAKE EVERY GUY
THERE TAKE A VOW OF SILENCE.
 KAREN: GOOD LUCK.
FEW MEN HAVE LEARNED THE FINE
ART OF KEEPING THEIR MOUTHS
SHUT.
 JOE: THAT IS NOT TR--
 KAREN: SO, HAVE YOU GIVEN ANY
THOUGHT TO THE COLOR SCHEME
FOR A WEDDING PARTY?
 JOE: TONS.
 KAREN: ANY IDEAS AT ALL?
 JOE: WELL, FRANKLY, I THINK
THAT WE SHOULD GET A NEW WEDDING
COORDINATOR.
 KAREN: OH.
EVEN AFTER WE ALREADY TOLD
COURTNEY SHE COULD DO IT?
 JOE: KAREN, SO MUCH HAS
HAPPENED THIS LAST YEAR.
I PERSONALLY WOULDN'T FEEL
COMFORTABLE WITH THE THREE OF US
WORKING TOGETHER.
I MEAN, IT'S STRESSFUL ENOUGH
TO PLAN A WEDDING WITHOUT HAVING
TO DEAL WITH ALL THAT HISTORY.
 KAREN: I CERTAINLY WOULDN'T
MIND IF IT WASN'T COURTNEY.
 JOE: ALL RIGHT.
WELL, THEN, IT'S SETTLED.
I WILL TALK TO HER.
 KAREN: I'M THE ONE THAT
HIRED HER.
 JOE: BUT I'M THE ONE WHO
BROUGHT UP LETTING HER GO.
LOOK, KAREN, SHE'S NOT GOING
TO TAKE THIS WELL.
 KAREN: ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS.
THE ONE THAT LOSES GIVES
COURTNEY HER WALKING PAPERS.
 JOE: NO.
LISTEN, I NEED TO HANDLE
THIS, OK?
BETTER IF IT COME FROM ME.
 FRANK: YOU REALIZE WHAT
OUR PROBLEM IS?
 COURTNEY: YEAH.
I'LL DEFINITELY GET BUSTED
IF I TRY AND PASS MYSELF OFF
AS JULIE, A.K.A. MARCIA COOPER.
 FRANK: WHICH ISHY WE'RE
GOING ABOUT THIS THE WRONG WAY.
THIS IS THE COMPUTER AGE.
VIRTUAL BANKING MEANS NEVER
HAVING TO SET FOOT OUTSIDE
YOUR FRONT DOOR.
 COURTNEY: YOU MAKE IT SOUND
SO EASY.
 FRANK: WELL, IT'S NOT.
BUT
WITH A FAKE I.D., WE MIGHT BE
ABLE TO OPEN AN ACCOUNT
IN ANOTHER BANK AND HAVE
THE FUNDS TRANSFERRED
ELECTRONICALLY.
 COURTNEY: OK, FINE.
THEN THAT WAY WE WOULDN'T RISK
THE CHANCE OF SOMEBODY
REMEMBERING WHAT MARCIA COOPER
LOOKS LIKE.
BUT, FRANK, AT THE VERY LEAST,
WE'LL HAVE TO SIGN SOMETHING
TO AUTHORIZE THAT TRANSFER.
 FRANK: HOW GOOD ARE
YOU AT FORGING SIGNATURES?
 COURTNEY: I CAN LEARN.
 FRANK: START PRACTICING.
I'LL GET WHATEVER FAKE
DOCUMENTATION WE NEED --
DRIVER'S LICENSE, PASSPORTS.
 COURTNEY: OK.
 FRANK: OK, SMILE.
YOU'RE ABOUT TO BECOME MARCIA
COOPER.
I GET ACHES AND PAINS
ALL DAY LONG.
TOUGH PAIN NEEDS THE FAST RELIEF
OF MOTRIN IB GELCAPS.
POWERFUL, CONCENTRATED.
FOR FAST RELIEF...
FEEL BETTER.
BEAUTIFUL.
IT'S MOTRIN IB SPOKEN HERE.
O.K., CHARLIE,
TIME FOR BED.
I'M NOT KIDDING,
MISTER.
CHARLES, I'M REALLY
NOT KIDDING.
 WITH DOUBLE THE CREME...
I AM COUNTING TO 10.
 IT'S DOUBLE THE LICKS.
1--2...
 ONLY FROM OREO.
RIGHT NOW AT PAYLESS,
WHEN YOU BUY ONE PAIR OF SHOES,
YOU GET THE SECOND PAIR
AT HALF OFF.
ALL MEN'S, WOMEN'S AND KIDS'.
THE PAYLESS SHOE SOURCE
BUY-A-PAIR, GET-A-PAIR-HALF-OFF
SALE.
IT'S ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL DAY.
ü I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE ü
ONE OF THOSE DAYS
YOU NEVER WANT TO LOSE
TO SEASONAL ALLERGIES.
ü AND DON'T IT FEEL GOOD ü
TALK TO YOUR DOCTOR
ABOUT CLARITIN.
JUST ONE CLARITIN
TABLET DAILY...
BRINGS YOU 24 HOURS
OF NON-DROWSY RELIEF...
FROM SEASONAL ALLERGY SYMPTOMS.
CLARITIN HAS A LOW OCCURRENCE
OF SIDE EFFECTS,
SUCH AS HEADACHE, DROWSINESS,
FATIGUE AND DRY MOUTH.
ü I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE ü
DON'T LOSE A SINGLE DAY.
TAKE CLEAR CONTROL.
TAKE CLARITIN.
ü AND DON'T IT FEEL GOOD, HEY üü
 LUCY: SHE WAS AWESOME.
WASN'T SHE FABULOUS?
SHE WAS SO ADORABLY,
AWESOMELY WONDERFUL.
 SCOTT: WELL, WHAT DO
YOU THINK?
SHE'S MY KID.
SHE'S GOT THE BALDWIN RHYTHM.
 LUCY: YEAH.
AND DESPITE THAT, SHE MANAGED
TO STAY RIGHT ON THE BEAT
WITH THE REST OF THE LITTLE
GIRLS.
 SCOTT: A COMEDIENNE ALL
OF A SUDDEN.
 LUCY: YEAH, I TRY.
I TRY.
HEY, YOU.
YOU WERE AWESOME.
YOU WERE FANTASTIC.
WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE,
WAIT A MINUTE.
FANTASTIC.
OOH!
 SERENA: THANKS.
I SAW YOU TAKING LOTS
OF PICTURES.
 SCOTT: OH, WELL, SHE TOOK
ABOUT SIX ROLLS OR SO.
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT I HEARD?
THEY'RE HAVING A SPECIAL ON HOT
FUDGE SUNDAES FOR LITTLE
BALLERINAS.
SO WHY DON'T YOU RUN LIKE
A LITTLE BUNNY AND GET READY.
 SERENA: OK.
 LUCY: OK, OK, OK.
 D.V.: SHE WAS WONDERFUL.
I APPRECIATE THE OPPORTUNITY
TO STAY AND WATCH.
YOU'LL LET ME KNOW?
 SCOTT: YES, WE WILL.
WE WILL.
 LUCY: OH, YES, VERY SOON.
VERY, VERY SOON.
 D.V.: GOOD.
 LUCY: THANK YOU. TA.
 SCOTT: WHAT, ARE YOU UP
TO YOUR OLD SHENANIGANS AGAIN,
KEEPING THINGS FROM ME,
GOING BEHIND MY BACK?
 LUCY: NO, NO.
NO, I PROMISE.
I DIDN'T ASK HIM.
HE JUST SORT OF OFFERED TO MAKE
A FEW PHONE CALLS.
I HAD NO IDEA HE WAS GOING
TO RUN WITH THE IDEA.
 SCOTT: WHAT -- "IDEA"?
WHAT IDEA?
GOING -- YOUR END OF
MANUFACTURING?
THAT END OF THE DEAL HERE?
I MEAN, WE MIGHT AS WELL SIGN
IN BLOOD WITH THIS GUY.
 LUCY: WELL, I WAS JUST
AS SURPRISED AS YOU WERE.
 SCOTT: HMM.
 LUCY: OK, NOT QUITE
AS SURPRISED YOU WERE.
BUT I WASN'T OUT THERE LOOKING
FOR A WHITE KNIGHT.
 SCOTT: LET ME ASK
YOU SOMETHING --O YOU THINK
THAT MAYBE HE'S LIKE THE TROJAN
HORSE THAT COMES TO TOWN AND WHO
KNOWS WHAT'S INSIDE OF IT?
AND WHERE DOES THIS GUY GET OFF
SHOWING UP TO MY DAUGHTER'S
RECITAL?
 D.V.: I RECALL NOW THAT
YOU WERE A PATRON OF THE ARTS,
EVELYN.
 KEVIN: KEEP WALKING.
 D.V.: HO-HO-HO.
 EVE: TOO BAD YOU WEREN'T
AROUND WHEN I FIRST MET DAVID.
YOU COULD HAVE BEAT HIM UP THEN.
 KEVIN: WITH PLEASURE.
THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT THAT GUY
THAT JUST BRINGS OUT
MY PRIMITIVE SIDE.
 EVE: I WANT TO FIND OUT WHAT
HE'S DOING HERE.
 KEVIN: MAYBE WE SHOULD DO
SOME RECONNAISSANCE.
 EVE: YEAH.
 SCOTT: JUST BE CAREFUL.
 LUCY: I WILL.
I --
 EVE: HI.
 KEVIN: HI.
 LUCY: HI.
 SCOTT: HEY.
 KEVIN: UH --
 SCOTT: UM --
 EVE: THANK YOU FOR INVITING
US.
SERENA WAS FANTASTIC.
 KEVIN: SHE WAS BEAUTIFUL.
 LUCY: YEAH.
 EVE: YES.
 SCOTT: WELL, I KNOW
SHE WANTED BOTH YOU GUYS HERE.
 KEVIN: WELL, YOU CERTAINLY
TOOK A LOT OF PICTURES.
 LUCY: OH.
SO, YOU NOTICED?
I ACTUALLY HURT MY FINGER.
I WILL DEFINITELY SEND
YOU COPIES WHEN I GET THEM.
 KEVIN: GREAT. THANKS.
 EVE: I SAW YOU TALKING
TO DAVID BORDISSO.
HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN HIM?
 SCOTT: WELL --
 LUCY: ARE YOU -- ARE
YOU AWARE OF WHO HE IS?
 KEVIN: WE HAVE A PRETTY GOOD
IDEA, YES.
 LUCY: OH.
WELL, THEN YOU KNOW HE'S JUST
ABSOLUTELY HUGE IN THE FASHION
INDUSTRY.
AND DO YOU KNOW HE'S VERY
EXCITED ABOUT MY VISION
OF THE SERENA LINE, SO I CAN
TELL YOU, HE HAS IMPECCABLE
TASTE.
 SCOTT: EVE,
GOT SOMETHING ON YOUR MIND?
 EVE: JUST WATCH YOUR BACK.
 SCOTT: WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?
 EVE: THERE'S NO POLITE WAY
TO SAY THIS.
THE MAN IS A CUTTHROAT,
AND I WOULDN'T TAKE WHATEVER
LINE HE'S FEEDING YOU AT FACE
VALUE.
 LUCY: WELL, YOU KNOW, IT IS
A COMMON MISCONCEPTION ABOUT
THE FASHION INDUSTRY THAT PEOPLE
ARE ALL CUTTHROATS IN IT.
I THINK BEING TOUGH IS VERY GOOD
IN THIS CASE.
 KEVIN: I'M SURE YOU AND SCOTT
CAN TAKE CARE OF YOURSELVES.
BUT SHE SAID "CUTTHROAT," NOT
"TOUGH."
 LUCY: WELL, I -- I DON'T KNOW
WHAT EVE HAS HEARD, BUT I CAN
ASSURE YOU, I HAVE MET
WITH THE MAN AND HE SEEMS VERY
CHARMING, VERY CULTURED,
VERY SOPHISTICATED.
 EVE: I HAVEN'T JUST HEARD
OF HIM.
I KNOW HIM.
AND WHATEVER CHARM HE MANAGES
TO THROW OFF COVERS A PIT WHERE
HIS HEART SHOULD BE.
 SCOTT: BEING A LITTLE ROUGH
ON HIM, HUH?
 KEVIN: IT'S ACCURATE.
 LUCY: WELL, OK, THEN.
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU BOTH FOR YOUR ADVICE.
I WILL TAKE IT UNDER ADVISEMENT.
 EVE: FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH,
BE CAREFUL.
TELL SERENA WE SAID GOOD-BYE.
 LUCY: YES.
OF COURSE.
 SCOTT: BYE-BYE.
 LUCY: BYE.
 KEVIN: BYE.
 SCOTT: KEVIN.
 EVE: BYE.
 SERENA: I'M READY!
 LUCY: OH, HEY --
 SERENA: WAS I REALLY GREAT?
 LUCY: OH, OH, YOU WERE
ABSOLUTELY PERFECT.
YOU WERE AWESOME, FANTASTIC.
WAIT A MINUTE.
 SCOTT: YOUR BEST PERFORMANCE
TO DATE.
 LUCY: WAIT, WAIT.
ONE MORE, ONE MORE.
OH, SHOOT, MY BATTERIES!
 JOE: HELLO?
 COURTNEY: JOE, HI!
 JOE: HEY.
 COURTNEY: HEY, I'M HAPPY
TO SEE YOU.
I JUST WISH NEIL WAS HERE,
BUT HE'S AT A FRIEND'S.
 JOE: I ACTUALLY CAME
TO SEE YOU.
 COURTNEY: REALLY?
WELL, THEN TODAY'S MY LUCKY DAY.
WHAT'S UP?
 JOE: WELL, KAREN AND I ARE
GOING FORWARD WITH OUR WEDDING
PLANS.
 COURTNEY: OH, YES.
I HAVE A FEW SUGGESTIONS
FOR TABLE ARRANGEMENTS,
FLOWERS, MENUS FOR THE
RECEPTION, STUFF LIKE THAT.
I WROTE IT ALL DOWN.
 JOE: COURTNEY, LISTEN,
KAREN AND I ARE BIG FANS
OF YOUR WORK.
BUT WE DECIDED THAT MAYBE IT'S
BETTER IF WE GET ANOTHER WEDDING
COORDINATOR.
 COURTNEY: JOE, WHY?
I -- I'VE ALWAYS GOTTEN
COMPLIMENTS ON MY WORK.
I TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININININING
BUT THIS SITUATION IS A LITTLE
DIFFERENT THAN MOST.
 COURTNEY: WE'RE ALL ADULTS,
YOU OW?
SO WHAT IF WE HAVE A LITTLE
HISTORY.
 JOE: COURTNEY, WE HAVE A SON
TOGETHER.
I MEAN, THERE ARE EMOTIONAL
ISSUES AMONG ALL OF US THAT
DON'T MIX WELL WITH PLANNING
A WEDDING.
 COURTNEY: IS THAT HOW KAREN
FEELS?
BECAUSE IF IT IS --
 JOE: NO, IT'S HOW WE BOTH
FEEL.
 COURTNEY: I SEE.
WELL, I HAVE A FEW OTHER
GIGS LINED UP.
BUT I WAS LOOKING FORWARD
TO THIS JOB.
 JOE: COURTNEY, WE STILL WANT
YOU TO BE A GUEST AT
THE WEDDING.
AND I STILL PLAN ON ASKING NEIL
TO BE THE RING BEARER.
 COURTNEY: OK.
YOU KNOW, WHO KNOWS.
MAYBE I'LL -- I'LL CATCH
THE BOUQUET.
I -- I'M
SURE YOUR WEDDING WILL BE
BEAUTIFUL, NO MATTER WHO
PLANS IT.
 KEVIN: HERE YOU GO.
 EVE: THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
 EVE: OH.
 KEVIN: WHOEVER THAT IS,
THEY'RE GOING TO BE SORRY
THEY CAME.
SCOTT.
 SCOTT: KEVIN.
IS EVE AROUND?
 KEVIN: YEAH.
YEAH.
COME ON IN.
EVE?
LOOKS LIKE SCOTT FOLLOWED US
HOME.
 EVE: HEY.
SO, WHAT DO I OWE THE PLEASURE?
 SCOTT: WELL, I DIDN'T WANT
TO GRILL YOU AT THE RECITAL,
BUT I NEED TO ASK YOU A FEW
QUESTIONS ABOUT BORDISSO.
 EVE: OH.
YEAH.
 KEVIN: HAVE A SEAT.
 SCOTT: THANK YOU.
 EVE: AHEM.
WELL, TO MAKE A LONG STORY
SHORT, DAVID BORDISSO WAS ONE
OF MY CUSTOMERS.
 SCOTT: WELL, I -- I FIGURED
THAT, THE WAY YOU LOOKED AT HIM.
SOMETHING WAS FISHY, BUT I WANT
TO KNOW ABOUT HIS BUSINESS
DEALINGS.
 EVE: HE NEVER DISCUSSED
ANYTHING SPECIFIC WITH ME.
BUT I DO KNOW THAT PEOPLE FIND
OUT MUCH TOO LATE THAT D.V. WILL
DO ANYTHING TO WIN.
 SCOTT: AS IN, LIKE, SABOTAGE?
 KEVIN: SABOTAGE?
 SCOTT: YEAH, LIKE, YOU TAKE
A NEW DRESS LINE AND YOU JUST
SQUASH IT BECAUSE IT'S
COMPETITION.
 EVE: OH, IN A HEARTBEAT.
 KEVIN: HAVE YOU AND LUCY BEEN
HAVING TROUBLE WITH THE SERENA
LINE?
 SCOTT: SOMEONE TAMPERED
WITH OUR SPRINKLER SYSTEM
AT OUR WAREHOUSE.
OUR ENTIRE INVENTORY WAS RUINED
JUST WHEN WE WERE READY TO SHIP,
AND THEN THIS GUY SHOWS UP.
 EVE: WELL, THAT SOUNDS LIKE
D.V.
HE'S RUTHLESS, AND HE ENJOYS
CRUSHING PEOPLE.
 SCOTT: HMM.
 EVE: WHAT, THAT'S FUNNY?
 SCOTT: NO, I JUST
HAVE KNOWN PEOPLE LIKE HIM ALL
MY LIFE.
I'LL HANDLE HIM.
IT'S MORE THAN A CRUISE.
IT'S A MAGIC VOYAGE
FILLED WITH GROWN-UP WISHES,
AND CHILDHOOD DREAMS
COME TRUE.
ON DISNEY CRUISE LINE,
YOU CAN BE PART
OF A MAGICAL ADVENTURE...
THAT STARTS WITH
A WALT DISNEY WORLD VACATION...
THEN SAILS TO OUR PRIVATE ISLAND
IN THE BAHAMAS.
SO CALL NOW
AND DISCOVER UNCHARTED MAGIC.
ME? I WON'T EAT ANYTHING
GREEN, FISHY, SPICY,
RECTANGULAR, OR RED.
NOW MY MOM&S GONNA TRY
RICE-A-RONI. HA!
WELL, MAYBE JUST ONE BITE.
KIDS LIKE RICE-A-RONI
AND THAT'S SOMETHING
YOU'LL REALLY LIKE.
THESE DAYS,
EVERYTHING'S FASTER.
SO HOW COME PAIN RELIEF
ISN'T FASTER ?
INTRODUCING ADVIL LIQUI-GELS--
ON TOUGH PAIN,
THEY'RE STRONGER AND FASTER
THAN EXTRA STRENGTH TYLENOL.
NEW ADVIL LIQUI-GELS.
PAIN RELIEF
STRONGER AND FASTER.
LOOK AT YOU.
WHAT A COLD.
EVEN YOUR SINUSES HURT.
YOU KNOW HOW ADVIL
GETS RID OF TOUGH PAIN FAST.
WELL, ADVIL COLD & SINUS GETS
RID OF TOUGH SINUS PAIN FAST.
THIS IS IN THIS,
PLUS A DECONGESTANT.
THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT...
ADVIL COLD & SINUS.
WHEN I BITE INTO
A YORK PEPPERMINT PATTIE,
I GET THE SENSATION
THAT I'M RIDING
ON A CHAIR LIFT
IN THE SWISS ALPS...
THE CRISP AIR
RUSHING BY ME
ON MY WAY
TO THE SNOWY PEAKS!
 YORK PEPPERMINT PATTIE.
 GET THE SENSATION.
YEAH.  I'VE BEEN HAVING
THIS PROBLEM
WITH MY GIRLFRIEND.
 OOH.
DIARRHEA.  GET IT,
AND YOU WANT IT GONE.
IMODIUM ADVANCED
COMBINES TWO MEDICINES...
THAT RELIEVE DIARRHEA
PLUS CRAMPS AND BLOATING FASTER.
SO WAS I RIGHT TO INVITE MY MOM
TO MY HONEYMOON ?
OH, DAVE.  ABSOLUTELY.
IMODIUM ADVANCED.
[ Announcer ]
FOR THE FIRST TIME THIS YEAR--
BLINK AND IT'S GONE.
 JOE: HONEY, I'M HOME.
MMM, SOMETHING'S COOKING.
IT SMELLS LIKE TEFLON.
 KAREN: NO.
IT'S ENCHILADAS.
 JOE: HM
 KAREN: HOW'D IT GO
WITH COURTNEY?
 JOE: WELL, HER FEELINGS WERE
HURT.
BUT SHE SAID SHE'D GET SOME
OTHER GIGS TO MAKE UP
FOR THE LOST BUSINESS, SO CASE
CLOSED.
 KAREN: THERE'S A NURSE
IN PEDIATRICS, AND SHE'S GETTING
MARRIED AND SHE WAS LOOKING
FOR A WEDDING PLANNER, SO I GAVE
HER COURTNEY'S NAME.
 JOE: SOMEBODY'S CONSCIENCE
GETTING THE BETTER PART OF THEM?
 KAREN: WELL, WHY NOT,
YOU KNOW, IF IT'LL HELP MAKE UP
FOR LOST INCOME.
 JOE: RIGHT.
WELL, IT'S A GOOD IDEA.
IT'LL HELP SOFTEN THE BLOW
ANYWAY.
 KAREN: YEAH.
 COURTNEY: WHERE HAVE
YOU BEEN?
 FRANK: DIDN'T I MAKE CURFEW?
WHAT DID I MISS?
 COURTNEY: YOUR HENPECKED
BROTHER FIRED ME AS WEDDING
CONSULTANT.
 FRANK: WHAT DID YOU DO THIS
TIME?
 COURTNEY: NOTHING.
KAREN OBVIOUSLY PUT HIM UP
TO IT.
HE WAS -- HE MADE SOME VAGUE
REFERENCE TO EMOTIONAL TENSION,
WHATEVER THAT'S SUPPOSED
TO MEAN.
 FRANK: YEAH, WELL,
FORGET ABOUT IT.
THAT WEDDING IS NEVER GOING
TO HAPPEN ANYWAY.
 COURTNEY: IT WILL IF WE DON'T
STOP IT.
PLANNING THAT RIDICULOUS EVENT
WAS A GOOD EXCUSE TO BE AROUND
JOE.
NOW I'LL HARDLY EVER BE ABLE
TO SEE HIM.
 FRANK: OH, I'M SURE HE'S
CRYING ABOUT THAT.
 COURTNEY: WHAT DO YOU KNOW,
FRANK?
YOU WEREN'T IN GREECE.
AFTER EVERYTHING WE WENT
THROUGH, I AM CERTAIN JOE STILL
HAS FEELINGS FOR ME.
 FRANK: DEEPLY BURIED,
NO DOUBT.
 COURTNEY: YOUR BROTHER WOULD
BE HERE MORE OFTEN IF IT WASN'T
FOR KAREN'S LEASH.
 FRANK: ONCE WE GET JULIE'S
MONEY TO FINANCE OUR PLAN
AGAINST CHRIS, WE'LL RENT
AN APARTMENT ACROSS
FROM THE LOVEBIRDS SO YOU CAN
GET WHAT YOU WANT.
 COURTNEY: OH --
 FRANK: WE'LL MONITOR
THEIR EVERY LITTLE MOVE.
YOU'LL HAVE PLENTY OF
OPPORTUNITIES TO WORSHIP
ST. JOSEPH.
NOW, HERE'S YOUR PASSPORT.
 COURTNEY: THAT WAS FAST.
 FRANK: NO USE WASTING TIME.
TO MAKE A WITHDRAWAL
FROM A BANK, YOU NEED I.D.
SAY HELLO TO MARCIA COOPER
AND HER MONEY.
 EVE: I KNOW SCOTT IS USED
TO TAKING CARE OF HIMSELF.
BUT I HATE TO SEE HIM
SO CONFIDENT GOING UP
AGAINST D.V.
 KEVIN: BUT SCOTT'S A BIG BOY.
ALL HE HAS TO DO IS REFUSE
BOISSO'S DEAL, ANDHE GAME'S
OVER.
 EVE: I WISH IT WERE THAT
SIMPLE.
BUT IF D.V. HAS CHOSEN TO GO
AFTER SCOTT AND LUCY, HE ALREADY
KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM.
EVERYTHING.
THERE WAS DEFINITELY A POINT
TO HIM BEING AT SERENA'S
RECITAL.
 KEVIN: DO YOU THINK SERENA'S
IN DANGER?
 EVE: OH, USING CHILDREN HAS
NEVER BEEN SOMETHING THAT
D.V. HAS DONE IN THE PAST,
BUT --
YOU KNOW, I WOULDN'T BE
SURPRISED IF HE KNOWS THAT
SHE WAS KIDNAPPED.
HE LOOKS FOR THE WEAK SPOTS.
 KEVIN: WELL, WHATEVER
HIS PLAN, SCOTT SEEMS TO RELISH
THE IDEA OF A GOOD FIGHT.
 EVE: YEAH.
WELL, THAT'S IF YOU WERE PLAYING
BY THE RULES.
AND ONCE D.V. DECIDES TO GO
AFTER YOU, HE MAKES UP THE RULES
AS HE GOES ALONG.
 LUCY: HEY, YOU.
 SERENA: DADDY, WE BOUGHT
YOU AN ICE CREAM SUNDAE --
YOUR FAVORITE.
 LUCY: HEY, PUMPKIN HEAD,
WHY DON'T YOU RUN IN THE KITCHEN
AND GET THAT SUNDAE
FOR YOUR DAD.
YOU KNOW, IT'S IN THE FREEZER,
OF COURSE.
AND GET HIM A SPOON AND GET LOTS
OF NAPKINS AND -- GO AHEAD.
 SERENA: OK.
 LUCY: TAKE YOUR TIME.
TAKE YOUR SWEET LITTLE TIME.
I WANT YOU TO READ THIS.
"FASHION VARIETY", RIGHT HERE.
TOP OF THE PAGE.
GO AHEAD, READ IT.
 SCOTT: JUST A SECOND --
 LUCY: READ IT.
OH! NEVER MIND.
NEVER MIND.
JUST LISTEN, PLEASE.
"SEVENTH AVENUE IS ABUZZ
WITH THE NEWS THAT DAVID
BORDISSO IS STARTING A ROMANTIC
LINE OF EVENING WEAR BASED
ON THE HISTORICAL INSPIRATION
OF THE ANTEBELLUM DRESS."
HE STOLE MY IDEA.
 SCOTT: WELL, I'M NOT GOING
TO TELL YOU I TOLD YOU SO.
 LUCY: FINE.
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU TELL ME.
NOBODY DOES THIS TO ME AND GETS
AWAY WITH IT.