Pc feb 16 1999 EVE: MMM. OW. OW. KEVIN: STIFF? EVE: NO, I'M FROZEN. KEVIN: OH. WELL, COME OVER HERE, THEN. EVE: OH. OOH, OOH. ACTUALLY, I DO HAVE A CRICK RIGHT ABOUT HERE. KEVIN: OH, OK. EVE: OOH. KEVIN: NOT USED TO SLEEPING BAGS, HUH? EVE: OH, IT'S BEEN A WHILE. KEVIN: OH. LET'S SEE WHAT I CAN DO TO FIX THIS. EVE: OHH. KEVIN: BETTER? EVE: OH, THAT'S BETTER THAN BETTER. KEVIN: OK. NOW, CLOSE YOUR EYES AND THINK LAKE RAINES. EVE: LAKE RAINES. WITH A BED? KEVIN: LAKE RAINES WITH A KING-SIZE BED. EVE: OH -- AND A COMFORTER? KEVIN: AND A RAGING FIREPLACE. AND ALL OF THIS JUST A FEW HOURS AWAY. EVE: MMM. BE STILL MY BEATING HEART. NO MORE TENTS OR AIR MATTRESSES OR SLEEPING BAGS. Victor and Mary. KEVIN: Just the two of us. WITH OUR OWN ROOM. EVE: YEAH. KEVIN: AND OUR OWN FIRE. AND OUR OWN BED. AND NOTHING ON BUT A DOWN COMFORTER. EVE: OH. THAT IS THE SEXIEST THING I'VE HEARD ALL MORNING. KEVIN: REALLY? EVE: MM-HMM. KEVIN: WELL, LISTEN TO THIS. EVE: I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T QUITE HEAR YOU. CAN YOU SAY THAT TO ME AGAIN, PLEASE? VICTOR: MONK? ARE YOU UP? KEVIN: I'M UP. VICTOR: I AM SORRY. I CAN'T RESIST. IS IT COLD ENOUGH FOR YOU? KEVIN: OH, WE'RE READY FOR SOME WARM, VICTOR. WHY DON'T WE GET GOING? VICTOR: GOING? KEVIN: GOING. VICTOR: WE'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE. MOTOR'S FROZEN. CAN'T START THE RIG. KAREN: "HAPPY MORNING. WENT ON MUFFIN RUN. BE BACK SOON. LOVE, YOUR FIANCE AND SOON-TO-BE ROOMMATE." JOE: IT IS FREEZING OUT THERE. MUST BE 30 BELOW. KAREN: HI, FIANCE AND SOON-TO-BE ROOMMATE. JOE: HI. KAREN: I GOT YOUR ROSE. CAN'T WAIT FOR THE MUFFINS. JOE: GET 'EM WHILE THEY'RE HOT. KAREN: WHAT DID YOU GET ME? JOE: THERE'S YOUR COFFEE. KAREN: THANK YOU. JOE: THERE. KAREN: WOW. WALNUT-PUMPKIN. THAT'S MY FAVORITE. JOE: I KNOW. KAREN: WHERE DID YOU GET THEM? JOE: WELL, THEY DIDN'T HAVE THEM AT CARL'S, THEY DIDN'T HAVE THEM AT ANGIE'S, BUT I WAS OBSESSED, SO I FINALLY FOUND THEM AT MARLA'S MUNCHIES. KAREN: YOU WENT TO ALL THOSE PLACES IN THIS WEATHER? JOE: MUST BE LOVE. KAREN: MOVE-IN DAY AND YOU'VE ALREADY SPOILED ME. JOE: WELL, YOU BETTER GET USED TO IT. FRANK: LATE NIGHT? COURTNEY: I WATCHED THREE LATE SHOWS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO CHANGE JOE'S MIND ABOUT MOVING. FRANK: WELL, CHEER UP. JOE AND KAREN'S DOMESTIC BLISS WON'T LAST FOR LONG. COURTNEY: WHAT DO YOU HAVE UP YOUR SLEEVE? FRANK: THIS. COURTNEY: OK, I GIVE UP. WHAT IS IT, FRANK? FRANK: IT'S A LISTENING DEVICE. I GOT ONE FOR THE LOVEBIRDS AND ONE FOR RAMSEY. COURTNEY: REALLY? FRANK: YEAH. YOU PLANT CHRIS', AND WHEN I HELP JOE MOVE INTO KAREN'S PLACE, I'LL PLANT THIS ONE. YOU AND I WILL HEAR EVERY WORD THEY SAY. [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY NCI'S CORPORATE PARTNERS] JOE: HEY, ANYONE HOME? COURTNEY: HEY, YOU. JOE: HEY. IT IS FREEZING OUT THERE. LISTEN, IF THIS SNOW KEEPS UP, YOU AND I CAN BUILD A SNOWMAN TOMORROW. COURTNEY: YOU'LL BE HERE TOMORROW? JOE: YEAH, I'LL BE HERE EVERY DAY I CAN. NEIL: WHY ARE YOU MOVING? JOE: COME HERE. I THOUGHT WE ALREADY WENT OVER THIS. I TOLD YOU THAT KAREN AND I ARE GETTING MARRIED, THAT WE WANT TO LIVE WITH EACH OTHER FOR A LITTLE WHILE BEFORE WE DO. NEIL: I JUST FOUND OUT YOU'RE MY DAD, AND YOU'RE MOVING OUT. JOE: HEY, LISTEN TO ME. WHEN I TOLD YOU THAT I LOVED YOU AND I WANTED TO BE YOUR FATHER, I MEANT EVERY WORD OF IT. NOTHING IS MORE IMPORTANT TO ME THAN BEING YOUR FATHER. JUST BECAUSE I'M MOVING IN WITH KAREN DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M LEAVING YOU. SOMETIMES ADULTS JUST NEED CHANGE IN THEIR LIVES, THAT'S ALL. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? NEIL: YEAH. JOE: WAIT RIGHT HERE, OK? DON'T MOVE. FRANK: WAS THAT JOE I HEARD? COURTNEY: YEAH. FRANK: HERE FOR THE BIG MOVE? COURTNEY: WHAT ELSE? NEIL: YOU TAKING ALL THOSE SHEETS WITH YOU? JOE: SHEETS? WHAT SHEETS? I DON'T SEE ANY SHEETS. THESE ARE WALLS. NEIL: WALLS? JOE: YEAH, FOR THE FORT WE'RE GOING TO BUILD IN MY ROOM. UNLESS, OF COURSE, YOU WANT TO BUILD A SPACE SHUTTLE OR A DINOSAUR CAVE. NEIL: FORT! JOE: FORT IT IS. AS SOON AS I GET THESE BOXES IN THE CAR. NEIL: I'LL HELP YOU CARRY THEM OUT. JOE: GREAT. I COULD USE THE EXTRA MUSCLE. THANKS. COURTNEY: OK, I'LL GET THE DOOR FOR YOU. COME ON. FRANK: ARE YOU GUYS GOING TO PUT ALL THIS STUFF IN YOUR CAR? JOE: IT'LL BE A LITTLE TIGHT. IT'S NO BIG DEAL. FRANK: USE MY TRUCK. JOE: NO THANKS. FRANK: JOE. ARE YOU STILL TICKED ABOUT MY KISSING KAREN? I WAS DRUNK. IT DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING, I SWEAR. JOE: WELL, KAREN ALREADY TOLD ME WHAT HAPPENED, FRANK. SHE ALSO TOLD ME THAT YOU WERE COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTROL THAT NIGHT. FRANK: NO DOUBT ABOUT IT. I WAS OUT OF LINE. IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN. JOE: SEE THAT IT DOESN'T. UNLESS, OF COURSE, YOU WANT ME TO KICK YOUR BUTT. FRANK: MY KNEES ARE SHAKING. DOES THAT MEAN WE'RE COOL? JOE: ONE OF US IS, ANYWAY. FRANK: YEAH, YEAH. WELL, ARE YOU GOING TO LET ME HELP YOU MOVE? JOE: IF YOU INSIST. I'LL TAKE THIS. YOU CAN TAKE THE BIG ONE. FRANK: ALL IS FORGIVEN. WE'RE IN BUSINESS. SINGER: ü THERE ARE TIMES WHEN I LOOK ABOVE AND BEYOND THERE ARE TIMES WHEN I FEEL YOUR LOVE AROUND ME, BABY I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU, BABY WHEN I FEEL THAT I DON'T BELONG DRAW MY STRENGTH FROM THE WORDS WHEN YOU SAY HEY, IT'S ABOUT YOU, BABY LOOK DEEPER INSIDE YOU, BABY I KNOW WE'LL BE TOGETHER AGAIN 'CAUSE EVERYWHERE I GO EVERY SMILE I SEE I KNOW YOU ARE THERE SMILING BACK AT ME ü MARY: GOOD MORNING, YOU TWO. EVE: OH, GOOD MORNING. KEVIN: BRR. VICTOR: HOW'D THE TENT WORK OUT? KEVIN: BRR. VICTOR: YEAH? MARY: I HOPE YOU DON'T CATCH COLD. EVE: OH, WELL, KEVIN AND I MANAGED TO KEEP WARM SOMEHOW. KEVIN: ANY LUCK WITH THE BATTERY? VICTOR: OF COURSE NOT. DIESEL ENGINE GETS THIS COLD, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO START. I DID CONSIDER HOOKING UP AN ENGINE WARMER, BUT, WITHOUT PROPANE TO RUN THE GENERATOR TO RUN THE HEATER -- KEVIN: FINE, FINE. WHAT DOES ALL THIS MEAN? VICTOR: WE WAIT. KEVIN: FOR WHAT? VICTOR: FOR THE WEATHER TO GET WARMER. KEVIN: THOSE ARE THE ONLY OPTIONS WE HAVE? VICTOR: WELL, LET'S DISCUSS IT OVER THIS MAGNIFICENT BREAKFAST THAT MARY'S PREPARED FOR US. EVE: WOW. MARY, THIS IS INCREDIBLE. HOW ON EARTH DID YOU DO THIS? MARY: OH, ON A CAMP STOVE. YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU RAISE SONS, YOU LEARN TO DO THESE THINGS. EVE: WELL, THIS IS AN AWFULLY FANCY BREAKFAST FOR A ROAD TRIP. MARY: WELL, IT'S AN AWFULLY FANCY MORNING. KEVIN: WHAT'S GOING ON? EVE: YEAH. VICTOR: GOING ON? KEVIN: IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WANT TO FILL US IN ON? EVE: OH, COME ON. KEVIN'S RIGHT. SOMETHING'S GOING ON, YOU TWO. SPILL THE BEANS. VICTOR: WELL -- DO YOU MIND? MARY: MIND? IF I DON'T SAY SOMETHING SOON, I'M GOING TO BURST. VICTOR: ALL RIGHT, WELL, WE -- MARY AND I ARE GETTING -- MARY: MARRIED. EVE: OH, MY GOSH. KEVIN: THAT'S WONDERFUL. EVE: OH, MARY. OH, THAT'S SO GREAT. KEVIN: CONGRATULATIONS. EVE: CONGRATULATIONS. KEVIN: YOU KNOW WHAT? I KNEW SHE'D SAY YES. WELL, THIS IS -- THIS CALLS FOR A CELEBRATION. AS SOON AS WE GET TO LAKE RAINES, I SAY WE CRACK A BIG MAGNUM OF CHAMPAGNE. EVE: YAY. VICTOR: WELL, I'M GOING TO HAVE ANOTHER WHACK AT THAT ENGINE TO GET US TO THAT CELEBRATION. KEVIN: OK! EVE: OH, MARY. KEVIN: MARY -- WELCOME TO THE COLLINS CLAN, AS IT IS. I THINK MY FATHER'S AN INCREDIBLY LUCKY MAN. MARY: THAT MAKES TWO OF US. VICTOR: NOPE. ENGINE'S STILL DEAD. MARY: OH, WELL, MAYBE THE PHONE LINES ARE CLEAR NOW. VICTOR: THAT'S AN IDEA. MAYBE I CAN FINALLY GET THROUGH TO ROADSIDE ASSISTANCE. HELLO. OH, THANK GOD. THIS IS VICTOR COLLINS, AND WE NEED ROADSIDE ASSISTANCE. NO, I CAN'T GIVE YOU A PRECISE LOCATION, BUT IF YOU TAKE I-30A PAST THE TROUTBECK TAVERN ABOUT, OH, EIGHT MILES, YOU'LL COME TO A ROAD ON THE RIGHT. WE'RE IN A BIG RIG -- BIG MOTOR HOME. YOU CAN'T MISS US. I HOPE SO, TOO. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. GOOD-BYE. DONE. EVE: THEY'LL FIND US. MARY: OH, OF COURSE THEY WILL. KEVIN: AND IN THE MEANTIME, WE'LL CERTAINLY BE WELL-FED. MARY, THANK YOU AGAIN FOR MAKING THIS LOVELY BREAKFAST. AND THE COMPANY IS DELIGHTFUL. SO, WHAT THE HECK? I GUESS WE'LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT. MARY: YOU KNOW WHAT? WHAT ABOUT THAT BOGGLE GAME? THAT WOULD BE FUN. WE CAN PLAY THAT. EVE: OH. YEAH, A LITTLE BOGGLE. A LITTLE MUSIC, MAYBE. VICTOR: I'LL CRANK UP THE RADIO. KEVIN: AND WHAT MORE COULD ANYONE ASK FOR? [MUSIC PLAYS] VICTOR: THERE. FAIRNESS COMPELS ME TO WARN YOU IN ADVANCE, BUT I AM A BOGGLE WIZARD. EVE: WELL, NOW, FAIRNESS COMPELS ME TO WARN YOU IN ADVANCE THAT I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU A RUN FOR YOUR MONEY. KEVIN: DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT. HE SAYS THAT ABOUT EVERY GAME HE PLAYS. WE'LL JUST LET THE SUN HEAT THE ENGINE WHILE WE EAT, WHILE WE WAIT. WE'LL GET TO LAKE RAINES IN A FEW HOURS. RADIO ANNOUNCER: WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM TO BRING YOU A SPECIAL BULLETIN. A STORM WATCH IS IN EFFECT FOR THE LAKESIDE AREA. HEAVY SNOW WITH POSSIBLE ACCUMULATIONS OF 12 TO 36 INCHES IS EXPECTED. DO NOT -- I REPEAT -- DO NOT TRAVEL. MAYBE THERE ARE WORSE THINGS, BUT WHEN YOU GET A YEAST INFECTION, YOU CAN'T THINK OF ANY TILL YOU SEE HOW MUCH IT COSTS TO CURE IT. SO, I RELY ON MYCELEX-3. WORKS JUST AS WELL AS MONISTAT, BUT COSTS LESS. MY CHOICE, MY CURE IS MYCELEX. HEY, PARKAY, WHAT'S THE WORD ? BETTER. - BETTER ? AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO SAY, "BUTTER" ? - BETTER. BUTTER. BETTER. LOOK AT HOW YOU MELT. JUST LIKE BUTTER. MMM. YOU REALLY DO TASTE BETTER. BUTTER ! THE FLAVOR SAYS-- BUTTER. ONE WORD CONVINCED ME AN HERBAL... COULD HELP MAINTAIN MY CHOLESTEROL HEALTH. CENTRUM. ONE WORD TOLD ME THERE'S AN ADVANCE IN HERBALS... FOR ENERGY. FOR MY PROSTATE, I'M TAKING THE ONLY HERBAL BACKED BY CENTRUM SCIENCE. INTRODUCING CENTRUM HERBALS. SOME OTHER BRANDS CAN BE MISSING NATURAL INGREDIENTS... BECAUSE HERBALS CAN VARY FROM PLANT TO PLANT, DOSE TO DOSE. ONLY CENTRUM USES PHARMAPRINT... TO GUARANTEE A MORE COMPLETE HERBAL EVERY TIME. ONE WORD CAN HELP MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN YOUR HEALTH. SIX INDIVIDUAL CENTRUM HERBALS. KEVIN: OK, GIVE IT A TRY. VICTOR: I'D BETTER COME OUT AND HAVE A LOOK. MARY: OH, YOU NEED A HEAVIER JACKET. KEVIN: FORGET IT, FORGET IT. IT'S TOO COLD. EVE: WE'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE. MARY: I DON'T LIKE THE IDEA OF BEING STUCK OUT HERE ON A BACK ROAD WITH A STORM COMING IN. EVE: WELL, NEITHER DO I. KEVIN: ANY OTHER IDEAS? ANYONE? VICTOR: YES. WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THIS BEFORE? WE COULD USE THE PORTABLE HEATERS TO WARM THE ENGINE. MARY: WELL, WOULD THAT WORK? VICTOR: IT WORKED IN REYKJAVIK. EVE: WELL, IF IT WORKED IN REYKJAVIK -- KEVIN: THEN IT'S WORTH A TRY. VICTOR: COME ON, LET'S GO. MARY: OH. GOOD. VICTOR: BOY, IT'S COLD. WHOA. EVE: OK. EVE: DO YOU WANT ME TO START THE ENGINE NOW? KEVIN: YEAH, GIVE IT A TRY. EVE: OK. CROSS YOUR FINGERS. [ENGINE DOESN'T TURN OVER] EVE: ONE MORE TIME. [ENGINE STARTS] EVE: HEY! YAY, IT STARTED. OH. VICTOR: SUCCESS. KEVIN: OK. LET'S GO. EVE: BEFORE THE STORM COMES. CTOR: FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE ARE AIRBORNE. MARY: WHOO! KEVIN: HEY! [NOISE] MARY: UH-OH. OH, NO. KEVIN: LOOKS LIKE A BOULDER. VICTOR: LET'S INVESTIGATE. MARY: CAN YOU SEE ANYTHING? EVE: WELL, THEY DON'T LOOK HAPPY. MARY: OH, NO. VICTOR: BAD NEWS. KEVIN: THE FRAME IS SITTING RIGHT ON TOP OF THE BOULDER. WE CAN'T MOVE ANYWHERE. EVE: OH. KEVIN: I'LL TRY ROADSIDE ASSISTANCE AGAIN. VICTOR: BUSY? KEVIN: NOTHING BUT STATIC. VICTOR: PROBABLY BECAUSE OF THE WEATHER. MARY: MAYBE THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY. VICTOR: I'M SURE THEY'LL BE HERE ANY MINUTE. EVE: WHAT DO WE DO NOW? KEVIN: BOGGLE? NEIL: MOM, LISTEN. COURTNEY: I DON'T HEAR ANYTHING BUT THE WIND. NEIL: YEAH. COURTNEY: TOO QUIET WITHOUT JOE, HUH? NEIL: WAY TOO QUIET. COURTNEY: HEY, HOW ABOUT I FINISH THE "GOOSEBUMPS" STORY? NEIL: WOULDN'T BE THE SAME WITHOUT JOE'S GHOST VOICE. COURTNEY: VIDEO GAME? NEIL: NO OFFENSE, MOM, BUT JOE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO'LL GIVE ME ANY COMPETITION. COURTNEY: OH. NEIL: MAYBE HE'LL COME BY LATER. COURTNEY: YEAH. YEAH, MAYBE. NEIL: HE SAID HE'LL COME BY A LOT. I JUST WISH HE STILL LIVED HERE. JOE: HEY. KAREN: HI. EXCUSE ME. FRANK: CLOSE QUARTERS. JOE: JUST THE WAY I LIKE IT. KAREN: HEY. FRANK: YOU SURE YOU WANT TO PUT UP WITH THIS GUY? KAREN: OH, YEAH, I'M SURE. HI, SWEETIE. FRANK: YOU MIGHT CHANGE YOUR MIND WHEN HE LEAVES HIS SHOES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FLOOR. KAREN: OOH, I CAN HANDLE HIS SHOES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FLOOR IF HE CAN HANDLE MY HOSE HANGING IN THE BATHROOM. FRANK: OK. I WARNED YOU. JOE: LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE. AT LEAST I WON'T BE FIGHTING YOU FOR THE REMOTE CONTROL ANYMORE. FRANK: HE IS VERY POSSESSIVE WITH REMOTES. KAREN: UH-OH. WE MIGHT HAVE TO WORK ON THAT ONE. JOE: NO, I CAN BE FLEXIBLE WHEN I WANT TO BE. WE'LL DISCUSS THE TERMS ON OUR NEXT TRIP IN. KAREN: YOU CANNOT SWEET-TALK ME OUT OF THIS. YOU CANNOT, I'M TELLING YOU. OOOHH! SINUS PAIN. SO MUCH PRESSURE, I JUST CAN'T FOCUS. MOM, WHAT'S 13 INTO 260? KEVIN...JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE. MOM, ARE YOU OKAY? NOW CLEAR THE SINUS PAIN WITH TAVIST SINUS GELCAPS. IT'S NEW. IT GOES BEYOND PAIN RELIEVERS LIKE EXTRA-STRENGTH TYLENOL, TO NOT ONLY RELIEVE PAIN, BUT UNCLOG THE CONGESTION THAT MAY CAUSE THE SINUS PAIN. SO YOU'RE CLEAR-HEADED AGAIN. CAN YOU SAY THAT AGAIN? YOU WENT TOO FAST. WHY SUFFER SINUS PAIN? BE CLEAR-HEADED, CLEAR THROUGH YOUR DAY WITH NEW TAVIST SINUS GELCAPS. I HAVE AN EXCITING MEDICAL ANNOUNCEMENT. MONISTAT, THE BRAND WE TRUST, HAS A ONE-DOSE YEAST INFECTION TREATMENT. MONISTAT 1 IS SO EFFECTIVE, JUST ONE TREATMENT CURES A YEAST INFECTION. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WORKS FASTER. DOCTORS KNOW THE ONE DOSE KEEPS WORKING FOR DAYS... FOR AN EFFECTIVE CURE. AND IT'S THE ONLY ONE-DOSE TREATMENT... WITH THE NAME DOCTORS RECOMMEND MOST. MONISTAT 1. ONE DOSE. FROM THE NUMBER ONE DOCTOR RECOMMENDED BRAND. CUT! KIT KAT BREAK TIME! A-1, 2, 3, 4! ü GIMME A BREAK ü ü GIMME A BREAK ü ü BREAK ME OFF A PIECE OF THAT ü ü KIT KAT BAR ü ü GIMME A BREAK ü ü GIMME A BREAK ü ü I WANNA TAKE A BREAK WITH THAT KIT KAT BAR üü ||@@ KEVIN: IT'S REALLY COMING DOWN. VICTOR: NO SIGN OF THE ROADSIDE ASSISTANCE? KEVIN: ALL YOU CAN SEE OUT THERE IS SNOW. MARY: THIS IS NOT GOOD. EVE: WELL, WHY DON'T WE TAKE A MORE ACTIVE APPROACH? HOW FAR IS THE MAIN ROAD FROM HERE? KEVIN: WELL, IT'S A BIT OF A HIKE, BUT IT'S NOT THAT FAR. I GUESS I CAN GO BACK DOWN THERE, SEE IF I CAN FLAG DOWN A CAR. VICTOR: GOOD IDEA. I'LL GO WITH YOU. EVE: NO, I WANT TO COME, TOO. KEVIN: ALL RIGHT, THERE'S NO POINT IN ALL THREE OF US GOING. VICTOR, STAY HERE, KEEP MARY COMPANY. YOU COME WITH ME. EVE: OK. VICTOR: OK, BUT BE CAREFUL. MARY: WAIT. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. HERE. PUT THESE ON. MM-HMM. EVE: I WISH I HAD A MOM LIKE YOU. VICTOR: GOOD THINKING. EVE: OK. KEVIN: READY? EVE: READY. KEVIN: BACK IN A FLASH. VICTOR: GREAT. EVE: THANK YOU. VICTOR: OK. BE CAREFUL. KEVIN: WE WILL. EVE: OK. MARY: OOH. KAREN: OH. JOE: I AM SO SORRY. ARE YOU OK? KAREN: I HAVE A SLIGHT CONCUSSION, BUT I THINK I'LL BE FINE. JOE: YOU KNOW, THIS PLACE IS PRETTY SMALL. ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT ME HERE? KAREN: OH, I DON'T KNOW. YES. YES. YES. I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU. JOE: YEAH? KAREN: YEAH. CLOSE YOUR EYES. JOE: ALL RIGHT. KAREN: OK? COME HERE. ARE YOU PEEKING? JOE: NO. KAREN: GOING TO THE COUCH. GOING TO THE COUCH. AROUND ME. STRAIGHT, STRAIGHT, STRAIGHT. THERE YOU GO. JOE: SIT? KAREN: YEAH. JOE: OK. KAREN: OK. OPEN OUT YOUR HAND. THERE YOU GO. JOE: THIS IS SO THOUGHTFUL. THANK YOU. KAREN: YOU'RE WELCOME. OPEN YOUR EYES. JOE: A SHOELACE. KAREN: WELCOME HOME. JOE: A SHOELACE. KAREN: DON'T YOU REMEMBER? JOE: OF COURSE I DO. KAREN: FIFTH GRADE. I BROKE MY SHOELACES, AND YOU TOOK YOURS OFF AND GAVE ME YOURS. JOE: AND YOU SAVED THIS? KAREN: YEAH. JOE: WHAT ELSE DO YOU HAVE IN HERE? KAREN: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. JOE: I GOT YOU SOMETHING, TOO. KAREN: OH, I CAN'T WAIT. JOE: I GOT IT WHEN I WAS IN GREECE. KAREN: YEAH? JOE: I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THE PERFECT TIME TO GIVE IT TO YOU. GIVE ME YOUR HAND. OK. KAREN: IT'S SHAPED LIKE A HEART. JOE, THAT IS -- THAT'S THE SWEETEST THING -- THAT'S THE SWEETEST THING ANYONE'S EVER GIVEN ME. THANK YOU. THIS IS BEAUTIFUL. JOE: HEY. WHEN I WAS ON THAT ISLAND, I THOUGHT ABOUT YOU CONSTANTLY. KAREN, I COULDN'T WAIT TILL YOU WERE BACK IN MY ARMS AGAIN. KAREN: HERE WE ARE, FINALLY, IN OUR OWN PLACE, JUST THE TWO OF US. COURTNEY: HE'S LYING. FRANK: IS THERE SOMETHING YOU HAVEN'T TOLD ME ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED IN GREECE? COURTNEY: JUST TAKE MY WORD FOR IT, FRANK. KAREN IS NOT ALL JOE THOUGHT ABOUT ON THAT ISLAND. FRANK: ANYTHING WE COULD USE? COURTNEY: ALMOST. FRANK: "ALMOST" DOESN'T CUT IT. COURTNEY: I SWEAR, HE WAS THIS CLOSE TO FORGETTING ALL ABOUT MISS GOODY TWO-SHOES. FRANK: I DOUBT THAT. COURTNEY: YOU WEREN'T THERE. YOU DIDN'T SEE THE LOOK ON HIS FACE WHEN WE WERE INCHES APART. HE COULD HARDLY BREATHE. FRANK: I'M SURE HE'S BREATHING PRETTY HARD RIGHT NOW. COURTNEY: YOU KNOW, WHAT IS THIS THING SUPPOSED TO DO FOR US, ANYWAY? FRANK: WE KNOW ALL THEIR SECRETS. COURTNEY: BIG DEAL. FRANK: THINK ABOUT IT. WHEN PEOPLE ARE INTIMATE, THEY EXPOSE THEIR VULNERABILITIES. COURTNEY: AND WHEN YOU KNOW PEOPLE'S VULNERABILITIES -- FRANK: YOU KNOW HOW TO GET THEM.