pc feb 1 1999 VICTOR: ARE YOU GOING SOMEPLACE? KEVIN: TO THE POLICE STATION. I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT WITH JULIE. VICTOR: ARE YOU MAKING ANY PROGRESS WITH HER? KEVIN: FRANKLY, I DON'T KNOW IF SHE'LL EVER RECOVER. VICTOR: MONK, I DID A LOT OF THINKING ON THE PLANE. HOWEVER YOU WANT TO LOOK AT IT, THIS WHOLE MESS STARTED BECAUSE I HAD AN AFFAIR WITH MARCIA WYATT. KEVIN: NO. RYAN WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR KILLING GREG COOPER'S MOTHER, NOT YOU. VICTOR: I NEVER SHOULD'VE BEEN SLEEPING WITH HER IN THE FIRST PLACE. I TRIED TO JUSTIFY IT TO MYSELF AT THE TIME -- WHO DOES IT HURT? WHAT HARM DOES IT DO? 30 YEARS LATER, HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE PAID THE -- PEOPLE ARE STILL PAYING THE PRICE FOR MY FAILURE AS A HUSBAND, AS A FATHER. KEVIN: WHERE YOU GOING? VICTOR: I'M GOING WITH YOU TO SEE JULIE. I STARTED THIS. THE LEAST I CAN DO IS FINISH IT. KEVIN: LET'S GO. CHRIS: GOOD MORNING. EVE: OH, MY. YOU'RE AWFULLY CHIPPER FOR A GUY WHO PARTIED THE NIGHT AWAY. CHRIS: OH, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING -- YOU MISSED IT. FRANK SCANLON GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED, BLOTTO, GONE. EVE: AND THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY? CHRIS: OF COURSE. I MEAN, THE MORE SELF-DESTRUCTIVE HE IS, THE BETTER I LOOK. EVE: TO WHOM? CHRIS: TO THE G.H. BOARD THAT'S REVIEWING MY DL-56 EXPERIMENTS. I WOULD LIKE TO PROPOSE A TOAST. HERE IS TO THE REINSTATEMENT AND EXONERATION OF CHRIS RAMSEY, M.D. EVE: WHY DO I GET THE FEELING THAT IF FRANK IS HEADED DOWN A SLIPPERY SLOPE, YOU PUSHED HIM? CHRIS: DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE GOING TO SIT THERE AND TRY TO DEFEND THE GUY WHO WENT AND SERVED YOU MOO GOO GAI EYEBALL. EVE: HEY, YOU DIDN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION. WHAT DID YOU DO, RAMSEY? KAREN: HEY, THAT'S GREAT. CONGRATULATIONS. FRANK: HEY, HOW ABOUT A TOAST, HUH? ALL RIGHT. A TOAST. TO LARK SCANLON. CHRIS: I DIDN'T DO A THING. CAN I HELP IT IF FRANK CAN'T HOLD HIS LIQUOR? FRANK: MORNING. LARK: MORNING. HOW ARE YOU? FRANK: I'VE BEEN BETTER. LARK: WELL, AT LEAST YOU LOOK A LOT BETTER THAN YOU DID LAST NIGHT. FRANK: LARK, I'M SORRY ABOUT MY BEHAVIOR LAST NIGHT. IT WAS YOUR PARTY, AND -- LARK: WHY DID YOU DO IT? FRANK: WELL, CHRIS RAMSEY GETS OUT OF LINE AND IT TICKS ME OFF. LARK: NO, I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THROWING A PUNCH AT CHRIS. FRANK: WELL, WHAT IS IT, THEN? LARK: WHY DID YOU GET SO DRUNK? FRANK: I WASN'T DRUNK. LARK: FRANK. FRANK: I SWEAR. I WAS ANGRY, THAT'S ALL. LARK: WELL, YOU WERE A LOT MORE THAN ANGRY. YOU ACTED LIKE YOU WERE ON SOMETHING. FRANK: I WASN'T ON ANYTHING. AND ALL I HAD TO DRINK WAS TWO BEERS. LARK: WELL, SOMETHING WAS WRONG WITH YOU LAST NIGHT. I MEAN, ASK ANYONE WHO WAS THERE. I GOT TO GO TO SCHOOL. FRANK: KAREN, IT'S FRANK. I NEED HELP. [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY NCI'S CORPORATE PARTNERS] MATT: WHAT'D YOU DO LAST NIGHT? ELLEN: OH, LUCY INVITED ME OVER TO THE FIREHOUSE. MATT: YEAH? WHAT DID SHE TRY TO CON YOU INTO THIS TIME? NOT ANOTHER "MRS. DOUBTFIRE" EPISODE? ELLEN: YEAH, WORSE. SHE WANTS TO USE MY PERSONAL LIFE TO SELL ROMANTIC CLOTHING. MATT: COME AGAIN? ELLEN: I TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS LINE OF CLOTHING SHE'S CREATING? MATT: YEAH. ELLEN: WELL, HER MARKETING STRATEGY IS TO SELL THE CLOTHES BY WAY OF INFOMERCIAL, AND PART OF THE PROGRAM IS A RE-CREATION OF SOME LOVE STORY WHERE THE CLOTHES FIGURE PROMINENTLY -- YOU KNOW. MATT: TELL ME ABOUT THE STORY. ELLEN: IT'S NOTHING -- UGH -- REALLY. MATT: LUCY WANTS TO USE YOUR PERSONAL LIFE, WHICH MEANS IT'S TRUE, AND THE FACT THAT SHE WANTS TO USE IT TELLS ME THAT IT'S INTERESTING. SO COME ON, GIVE IT UP. ELLEN: MATT, I HAVE GOT A LOT OF WORK TO CATCH UP ON. MATT: YOU'RE BEING EVASIVE. COME ON, NOW I'M REALLY CURIOUS. ELLEN: YOU ARE AS BAD AS LUCY. MATT: OH, I'M WORSE. ELLEN: IT IS NO BIG DEAL. IT'S JUST A THING WHEN I WAS YOUNGER. MATT: OH, SO IT WAS A THING. ELLEN: NO, IT'S NOT A THING. MATT: WELL, LOOK, IF YOU DON'T TELL ME, I'M GOING TO ASSUME THE WORST. ELLEN: OK, IT WAS IN NEW ORLEANS AT MARDI GRAS. I HAD ON A COSTUME AND I WORE A MASK. MATT: HOW WERE YOU DRESSED? ELLEN: AS THE LADY OF THE MOON. AND THERE WAS THIS GUY, AND HE WAS DRESSED AS THE DUC d'ORLEANS, AND WE MET WHILE WE WERE DRINKING COFFEE AND WE BOTH WORE MASKS, AND WE SPENT THE BETTER PART OF THE DAY SEEING THE SIGHTS, AND THAT EVENING WE GOT SEPARATED IN THE CROWD, AND I NEVER SAW HIM AGAIN. NEVER SAW HIS FACE, NEVER LEARNED HIS NAME. MATT: AND THAT'S IT? ELLEN: THAT'S IT. MATT: HMM. ELLEN: LIKE I SAID, IT'S NO BIG DEAL -- AND I DOUBT THAT LUCY COULD MAKE A DIME USING THAT STORY TO SELL HER DRESSES. MATT: WELL, I KNOW WHY THE GUY NEVER TOOK HIS MASK OFF. ELLEN: WHY? MATT: OH -- LOSER. YOU CAN BET ON IT. ELLEN: YEAH, YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT. MATT: LUCY ASKED YOU FOR A PASSIONATE STORY. WHY DIDN'T YOU USE ONE INVOLVING ME? ELLEN: WELL -- MATT: WHAT, DON'T YOU THINK I'M ROMANTIC? ELLEN: IT'S NOT THAT. IT'S JUST THAT I -- MATT: JUST THAT YOU DON'T HAVE ANY ROMANTIC STORIES THAT INVOLVE ME, RIGHT? ELLEN: SO WHAT YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT THAT? MATT: SO IS THIS A CHALLENGE? ELLEN: MAYBE. MATT: WELL, YOU BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR. YOU MIGHT JUST GET IT. LEE: KEVIN. VICTOR. KEVIN: LEE. LEE: THE JUDGE HAS REACHED A DECISION AS TO WHETHER JULIE HAS TO STAND TRIAL. I'VE BEEN CALLED TO HIS CHAMBERS. VICTOR: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HE'LL RULE? LEE: THERE'S NO QUESTION IN MY MIND RIGHT NOW JULIE IS NOT COMPETENT, BUT, YOU KNOW, ALL JUDGES ARE DIFFERENT. KEVIN: TO SAY NOTHING OF THE PITICAL CONSIDERATIONS. NO ONE WANTS TO BE THE ONE TO SAY THAT A SERIAL KILLER DOESN'T HAVE TO STAND TRIAL. GARCIA: JULIE'S IN THE INTERROGATION ROOM WHENEVER YOU'RE READY. VICTOR: MONK, IF YOU DON'T MIND, I'D LIKE TO GO IN BY MYSELF. KEVIN: GO AHEAD. JULIE: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? COME TO GLOAT? VICTOR: NOT AT ALL. I'M HERE TO OFFER YOU MY SUPPORT. JULIE: IT'S AMAZING THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE IN THIS TOWN WHO ARE EAGER TO FORGIVE A MURDERER. YOU KNOW, MAYBE IF I'D ROBBED BANKS, TOO, EVERYBODY WOULD'VE THROWN A PARADE IN MY HONOR. VICTOR: I CAN UNDERSTAND YOUR BEING CYNICAL. YOU HAVE BEEN QUITE TERRIBLY MANIPULATED, BUT PLEASE HEAR ME OUT. JULIE: WELL, IF YOU'RE GOING TO SAY "PLEASE." VICTOR: THIS IS NOT EASY FOR ME TO SAY, BUT THE TRUTH IS -- BENNETT: THE TRUTH IS I FEEL RESPONSIBLE FOR YOU BEING WHERE YOU ARE TODAY. JULIE: YOU DO? BENNETT: IF I HADN'T DONE WHAT I DID IN THE PAST, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE DONE WHAT YOU DID. JULIE: I'M RESPONSIBLE FOR MY OWN ACTIONS. BENNETT: YES, BUT -- JULIE: I KILLED YOU! VICTOR: JULIE? JULIE: GET AWAY FROM ME AND STAY DEAD! VICTOR: TO WHOM ARE YOU SPEAKING? JULIE: OH, I KNOW EXACTLY WHO I'M TALKING TO -- THE PERFECT BENNETT DEVLIN. OF COURSE, YOU DON'T LOOK SO PERFECT WITH THAT PEN STICKING OUT OF YOUR CHEST. VICTOR: I'LL GO. JULIE: GOOD. VICTOR: PLEASE BELIEVE ME WHEN I TELL YOU THAT NO MATTER HOW BROKEN YOUR LIFE SEEMS TO BE, YOU CAN PUT THE PIECES TOGETHER IF YOU WILL JUST ACCEPT THE HELP THAT EVERYONE IS TRYING TO GIVE YOU. IF I CAN DO ANYTHING FOR YOU, PLEASE DON'T HESITATE TO ASK. JULIE: THERE IS ONE THING. VICTOR: WHAT'S THAT? JULIE: WOULD YOU PLEASE ROT IN HELL, DADDY? JULIE: SWEETHEART? OH. I'M SO GLAD YOUR GRANDFATHER'S DEAD. HE'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO HURT YOU THE WAY HE HURT BUDDY AND ME. FRANK: OH, KAREN, THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE. I'VE BEEN GOING NUTS. KAREN: FRANK, CALM DOWN. FRANK: I CAN'T. KAREN: FRANK -- FRANK: LOOK, LOOK, I KNOW I ACTED LIKE AN IDIOT LAST NIGHT. I SHOULDN'T HAVE GONE AFTER RAMSEY, BUT I WASN'T ON ANYTHING. I SWEAR IT. KAREN: WHO SAID YOU WERE? FRANK: LARK. SHE THINKS I WAS EITHER DRUNK OR HIGH, BUT I WASN'T. KAREN: WHAT WAS GOING ON WITH YOU LAST NIGHT? FRANK: I WAS ANGRY AT RAMSEY. THAT'S ALL. KAREN: OK, OK. WELL, WHAT WAS GOING ON WITH YOU PHYSICALLY? FRANK: I DON'T KNOW. I GUESS I -- I GUESS I FELT KIND OF THE WAY I USED TO FEEL AFTER A DOSE OF DL-56. DO YOU THINK THERE COULD BE SOME KIND OF RESIDUAL AFTEREFFECTS? KAREN: IT'S POSSIBLE. WE THOUGHT THERE MIGHT BE SOME PERMANENT CHANGES. FRANK: OH, WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN MY PERSONALITY'S ALL SCREWED UP BECAUSE OF A MEDICATION I'VE TAKEN? KAREN: OK, OK, CALM DOWN. FIRST THINGS FIRST, OK? WE'RE GOING TO GET YOU A PHYSICAL EXAM. I WAS ON MY WAY TO THE HOSPITAL WHEN YOU CALLED, AND I'LL GO THERE AND I'LL SET EVERYTHING UP, OK? FRANK: OK, THANKS. I'M -- I'M SORRY I'M SO CRAZED. IT'S JUST I THOUGHT IT WAS OVER. KAREN: I KNOW. I KNOW, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? WE'RE GOING TO GET THROUGH THIS. WE'RE GOING TO. FRANK: I'M BLOWN AWAY BY THE FACT THAT YOU'RE EVEN HERE AFTER I'VE ACTED LIKE SUCH A JERK -- LAST NIGHT, KISSING YOU IN A DRUNKEN MAUL. YOU'RE A HELL OF A FRIEND. KAREN: SAVE THE COMPLIMENTS TILL AFTER I'VE FIGURED OUT WHAT'S GOING ON. [TELEPHONE RINGS] KAREN: OK, GIVE ME A CALL AT THE HOSPITAL. I'LL LET YOU KNOW WHAT I'VE SET UP. FRANK: ALL RIGHT. THANKS. [RING] FRANK: HELLO? LEE: HELLO, FRANK. IT'S LEE. I JUST GOT OUT OF A MEETING WITH THE JUDGE IN JULIE'S CASE. FRANK: WHAT'D HE SAY? LEE: WELL, HE RULED THAT NEITHER SHE NOR COOPER ARE CAPABLE OF STANDING TRIAL, SO THERE'S NO DEATH PENALTY. FRANK: GREAT. THEY'RE NOT GOING TO THE SAME INSTITUTION, ARE THEY? LEE: NO. NO, COOPER IS BEING TRANSFERRED TO A MAXIMUM-SECURITY HOSPITAL IN ALBANY, AND JULIE WILL BE COMMITTED TO FERNCLIFF INDEFINITELY. FRANK: SHE COULD BE IN FOR LIFE. LEE: THAT'S A POSSIBILITY. LOOK, FRANK, I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN KEEPING YOUR DISTANCE, BUT IF YOU WANT TO SEE JULIE ONE LAST TIME, THEY ARE MOVING HER TODAY. FRANK: I'LL THINK ABOUT IT. LEE: OK. BYE. KEVIN: I SUPPOSE I SHOULD BE THE ONE TO TELL JULIE THE JUDGE'S DECISION. VICTOR SAID SHE'S NOT DOING SO WELL RIGHT NOW. LEE: WELL, LOOK, I HAVE A LITTLE PAPERWORK TO CLEAR UP BEFORE THE TRANSFER. IF YOU WANT TO WAIT, I'LL GO IN WITH YOU. KEVIN: NO, I'D JUST AS SOON GO IN ALONE. THERE'S NO TELLING HOW SHE MIGHT REACT. THIS IS MY PATRICK. HE'S ON THE SOCCER TEAM ! LITTLE CLAIRE ! SHE'S ON JUNIOR GYMNAST. OH, AND MY JENNY. SHE'S ON THE HONOR ROLL. THIS IS MY BOBBY. HE'S ON MILLIONS OF BOXES OF LIFE CEREAL. MOMS, LIFE CEREAL'S LOOKING FOR THREE REAL-LIFE KIDS... TO BE ON MILLIONS OF REAL-LIFE BOXES. PLUS, WIN $10,000 EACH AND A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF PRIDE. SO PICK UP A BOX OF LIFE AND ENTER YOUR REAL-LIFE KID TODAY. AND LOOK, WALLET SIZE. OF ALL THE THINGS WE MIGHT PUT HONEY IN, THE BEST MAY BE NEW HONEY COUGH. INTRODUCING THE FIRST LINE OF COUGH DROPS AND COUGH SYRUP COMBINING EFFECTIVE MEDICINE WITH REAL HONEY. TO RELIEVE EVEN THE WORST COUGHS. [ Cough ] NEW HONEY COUGH. FROM THE MAKERS OF ROBITUSSIN, MMMM ! NATURALLY. IT'S A FEVER. AN EARACHE. EVERY MINUTE SHE FEELS BAD IS A MINUTE TOO LONG. USE CHILDREN'S ADVIL. SO FAST ON FEVER, IT CONTROLS IT FASTER THAN CHILDREN'S TYLENOL. LASTS UP TO 8 HOURS. CHILDREN'S ADVIL: JOHNSON'S BABY SHAMPOO MOISTURIZING FORMULA IS CAUSING A MINOR HOUSEHOLD CRISIS. YOU'RE NOT THE BABY! YEAH. BUT IT MAKES MY HAIR FEEL BABY SOFT. IT MOISTURIZES WHILE GENTLY CLEANSING. SO THE ENTIRE FAMILY'S USING IT. YOU'RE NOT THE BABY! IT'S NOT JUST FOR BABIES. IT SAYS SO RIGHT HERE. IT'S AS GENTLE TO THE EYES AS PURE WATER BUT THERE'S NO SHAMPOO LIKE IT. WHERE'S THAT HONEY SHAMPOO? JOHNSON'S BABY SHAMPOO MOISTURIZING FORMULA WITH HONEY AND VITAMIN E. I'M THE BABY. ( laughing ) FROM JOHNSON'S. EVE: NO, I'M HAPPY TO DO IT. IT'S NOT A PROBLEM AT ALL. ALL RIGHT, I'LL BE IN TOUCH. THANKS. KAREN: HEY, WHAT'S UP? EVE: I HAVE JUST BEEN ASKED TO APPEAR ON THAT WLPC MORNING TALK SHOW -- A SEGMENT ON THE H.I.V. COCKTAILS. KAREN: OOH, THE BIG LEAGUE. EVE: OH, PLEASE. THEY ONLY ASKED ME TO DO IT AFTER TWO OTHER DOCTORS BAILED. KAREN: YEAH, RIGHT. THE WHOLE QUARTERMAINE RESIDENCY PERKS ARE JUST PILING UP, AREN'T THEY? EVE: YEAH, RIGHT. ANYWAY -- SO I HEAR THAT -- AHEM -- FRANK LOST IT AT THE PARTY LAST NIGHT. KAREN: IT WASN'T LIKE THAT. CHRIS PUSHED FRANK'S BUTTONS, SO HE TOOK A SWING. EVE: REALLY? AT LARK'S BIRTHDAY PARTY? KAREN: FRANK IS STILL GETTING OVER THE EFFECTS OF DL-56. MATT: HEY, YOU GUYS GOT A MINUTE? EVE: YEAH, WHAT'S UP? KAREN: DO YOU NEED HELP WITH A PATIENT? MATT: NO, IT'S MORE ALONG THE LINES OF A PERSONAL RESEARCH PROJECT. EVE: WHAT KIND OF PERSONAL RESEARCH? MATT: WHAT SORT OF -- WHAT SORT OF ROMANTIC THINGS DO WOMEN FANTASIZE ABOUT? KAREN: WELL, SHOULDN'T YOU BE ASKING ELLEN THAT? MATT: WELL, NOT IF I WANT TO SURPRISE HER. EVE: WELL, NOW, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, KAREN, BUT THE KIND OF ROMANTIC GESTURES I FIND EXCITING -- KAREN: MM-HMM? EVE: ARE QUIRKY AND UNEXPECTED. KAREN: OH. MATT: "QUIRKY AND UNEXPECTED." KAREN: SHE'S RIGHT. WHEN JOE PROPOSED TO ME, HE HID THE RING IN A BOX OF CARAMEL CORN. EVE: OH, THAT'S SO SWEET. I DIDN'T KNOW HE DID THAT. KAREN: YEAH, IT WAS PRETTY COOL. EVE: OK, WELL, WAIT A MINUTE. ONE TIME I WAS LOCKED IN A THRIFT STORE WITH -- MATT and KAREN: YEAH? EVE: SOMEONE. KAREN: WHO? COME ON, SPILL THE BEANS. EVE: AND -- AND -- AND ONE THING LED TO ANOTHER, AND WE ENDED UP MAKING LOVE ON A RACE CAR BED. KAREN: WHAT? MATT: YEAH! SO I SHOULD THINK OF SOMETHING OFFBEAT, HUH? KAREN: YEAH, YEAH. CATCH HER BY SURPRISE. EVE: YEAH. BUT WAIT -- DON'T SCARE HER, THOUGH. FRANK: AM I TOO LATE? VICTOR: NO. NO. JULIE'S STILL HERE. KEVIN'S IN WITH HER. HE'S TELLING HER ABOUT THE RULING. GARCIA: MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE IN THERE WITH HER. FRANK: NO, JULIE DOESN'T WANT TO SEE ME. WHAT KEVIN HAS TO TELL HER WILL BE DIFFICULT ENOUGH TO HEAR. IF I GO IN THERE NOW, IT'LL JUST UPSET HER MORE. VICTOR: WHY ARE YOU HERE? FRANK: WHEN KEVIN'S DONE, I'LL GO IN. I HAVE TO SEE HER BEFORE SHE'S TAKEN TO THE INSTITUTION. KEVIN: THE JUDGE HAS DECIDED THAT YOU'RE NOT ABLE TO STAND TRIAL. YOU'RE NOT WELL ENOUGH. YOU NEED TREATMENT. JULIE: CAN I GET OUT OF HER KEVIN: YOU MEAN OUT OF JAIL? JULIE: YES. CAN I GET OUT? KEVIN: YES, YOU'LL BE TAKEN TO A HOSPITAL. JULIE: GOOD. GOOD. KEVIN: WHAT IS IT? JULIE: IT'S MY FATHER. HE'S COME BACK. KEVIN: YOU MEAN HE'S HERE? JULIE: YES. HE FOUND ME, AND HE'S BEEN WATCHING ME. HE WANTS TO HURT ME. I KNOW IT. KEVIN: WHERE WE'RE TAKING YOU, YOU'LL BE SAFE AND YOU'LL GET THE CARE YOU NEED. JULIE: CAN I LEAVE TODAY? KEVIN: YOU'LL BE LEAVING WITHIN THE HOUR. JULIE: THANK YOU. KEVIN? KEVIN: YEAH? JULIE: IF YOU SEE MY FATHER, YOU HAVE TO PROMISE NOT TO TELL HIM WHERE I'VE GONE. KEVIN: I PROMISE. KEVIN: I'M DONE. GARCIA: FRANK'S HERE. HE WANTS TO SEE JULIE. JULIE: NO! FRANK IS THE LAST PERSON IN THIS WORLD I WANT TO SEE. IMAGINE A WORLD WITHOUT MOISTURE. FOR MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WITH DRY, SCRATCHY EYES, THIS IS HOW THEIR WORLD FEELS. NOW THERE'S NEW VISINE TEARS FOR DRY EYES WITH A UNIQUE TEARS FORMULA NOT FOUND IN OTHER LEADING BRANDS. VISINE TEARS SOOTHES DRY, SCRATCHY EYES AND MAKES THEM FEEL MOIST AND COMFORTABLE IN SECONDS. AND IT'S SAFE TO USE AS OFTEN AS YOU NEED. DISCOVER A WORLD OF COMFORT WITH NEW VISINE TEARS. IT.... WHAT'S INSIDE NEW LUDEN'S HERBAL THROAT DROPS? NATURE'S SOOTHING HERBAL REMEDIES. FOR IRRITATED THROATS, TRY NEW LUDEN'S HERBAL. THREE WOMEN. THREE PREGNANCY TESTS. SHE SAW A LINE. SHE SAW TWO LINES. SHE SAW A PLUS SIGN. WITH FACT PLUS ONE STEP... THE PLUS/MINUS SIGNS ARE SO EASY TO READ, THEY'RE UNMISTAKABLE. HELLO, MOM. GUESS WHAT ? FACT PLUS. WHICH AFTER-SHOWER SPRAY CLEANER LEAVES NO DULL RESIDUE ? THE ANSWER IS AS CLEAR AS THE LABEL ON THE BOTTLE. NEW SHOWER SHINE. FROM THE SCRUBBING BUBBLES. THEY WORK HARD AFTER EVERY SHOWER SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO. IF YOU'RE NOT USING NEW SHOWER SHINE AFTER-SHOWER SPRAY CLEANER, THE FORECAST FOR YOUR SHOWER IS MOSTLY CLOUDY. NEW SHOWER SHINE. FROM THE SCRUBBING BUBBLES. THEY WORK HARD AFTER EVERY SHOWER SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO. IT'S HERE ! A REAL LIFE SUPER HERO ! HUGGIES SUPREME CARE BABY WIPES TO THE RESCUE ! IT'S THE ONLY WIPE WITH RIPPLE-SOFT TEXTURE... TO CLEAN LIKE NO OTHER WIPE. IT'S THE THICKEST OF THE THICK... AND HAS SUPER WIPE STRENGTH ! SO REJOICE, GOOD CITIZENS ! THE ULTIMATE WIPE WILL SAVE THE DAY. HUGGIES SUPREME CARE BABY WIPES ! ELLEN: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. OK. BYE. MATT: HERE. ELLEN: WHAT'S THIS? MATT: GO AHEAD, OPEN IT. ELLEN: I'M ALMOST AFRAID TO. OH, GOD. THIS LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING ELVIS WOULD WEAR. MATT: SEE, THAT GUY IN NEW ORLEANS -- THAT GUY WAS JUST A DUKE. ELVIS IS THE KING. ELLEN: WHERE IS THIS GOING? MATT: THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION. LOOK IN THE BOX. ELLEN: OH, MY GOSH. TICKETS TO LAS VEGAS? MATT: SEE, NOW, I CHECKED YOUR SCHEDULE. YOU'VE GOT THREE DAYS OFF. AND I TALKED TO YOUR MOM. SHE SAID SHE'S PERFECTLY FINE TO STAY BY HERSELF. ELLEN: HMM. LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT -- FOR A ROMANTIC GETAWAY, WE ARE NOT GOING TO PARIS. MATT: NO. ELLEN: WE ARE NOT GOING TO ROME. WE ARE NOT GOING TO VENICE. WE ARE GOING TO LAS VEGAS. MATT: WELL, WHERE ELSE CAN YOU GET A HEART-SHAPED BED WITH A VELVETEEN SPREAD AND A MARBLEIZED MIRROR OVERHEAD? ELLEN: YOU'D BETTER HOPE I CAN FIND MY GO-GO BOOTS TO GO WITH YOUR ELVIS OUTFIT SO WE CAN PAINT THE TOWN RED. OR SHOULD I SAY BLUE SUEDE? JULIE: GUESS YOU'RE GLAD TO FINALLY BE GETTING RID OF ME. GARCIA: NO. I'M GLAD YOU'RE GOING TO BE GETTING THE TREATMENT YOU NEED. YOU CAN GET BETTER. IF YOU WANT IT BAD ENOUGH, YOU CAN GET BETTER. JULIE: I NEVER FIGURED YOU FOR AN OPTIMIST. GARCIA: GENERALLY SPEAKING, I'M NOT. BUT I'VE SEEN MY SHARE OF STONE-COLD KILLERS, AND YOU'RE NOT ONE OF THEM. MAYBE -- MAYBE ONE DAY YOU CAN WALK OUT THE OTHER SIDE. JULIE: WELL, LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD. FRANK: I DON'T KNOW WHY I EVEN BOTHERED COMING DOWN HERE. I MUST ENJOY THE SENSATION OF POUNDING MY HEAD INTO A WALL. VICTOR: YOU CAN'T TAKE JULIE'S OUTBURSTS PERSONALLY. KEVIN: SHE'S BATTLING SOME SERIOUS MENTAL DEMONS. JULIE: I HOPED YOU WERE GONE. FRANK: WE DON'T ALWAYS GET EVERYTHING WE WANT. JULIE: DON'T TRY AND SEE ME AT THE HOSPITAL WHERE I'M GOING. FRANK: I WON'T. GOOD-BYE, JULIE. GIRL: BYE-BYE, MOMMY. JULIE: BYE-BYE. CHRIS: YEAH, HI. ONE OF YOUR PARAMEDICS ATTENDED TO A FRIEND OF MINE, AND I'M NOT QUITE SURE HOW TO SAY THIS, BUT IT WAS CLEAR TO ME THAT THIS PARAMEDIC WAS DRUNK OR STONED OR SOMETHING. NO, I'D RATHER NOT GIVE MY NAME. I DON'T WANT TO GET IN TROUBLE, BUT THIS GUY'S JUST AN INSURANCE DISASTER WAITING TO HAPPEN. OH, HIS NAME? YEAH, I BELIEVE IT WAS SOMETHING LIKE FRANK SCALLION OR STALLION, OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.