Pc april 6 1999 D.V.: DON'T LOOK NOW, BUT I THINK WE'VE GOT COMPANY. EVE: OH, FANTASTIC. D.V.: I TOLD YOU NOT TO LOOK. SCOTT BALDWIN, AS I LIVE AND BREATHE. HOW ARE THINGS GOING? IS THE CHARMING MS. COE HERE, TOO? SCOTT: NO. IT'S JUST ME AND YOU. D.V.: AND EVE. OH. THIS IS A GOOD COP/BAD COP THING, ISN'T IT? EVE COMES IN FIRST TO BUTTER ME UP, THEN YOU APPEAR, GUNS A-BLAZING. SCOTT: I DIDN'T KNOW EVE WAS GOING TO BE HERE. D.V.: REALLY. JOE: I THOUGHT WE SETTLED THIS NONSENSE LAST NIGHT. KAREN: I THOUGHT SO, TOO, JOE, BUT THIS MORNING I STARTED GETTING PHONE CALLS. AND EVERY TIME I ANSWERED, THE PERSON HUNG UP. FINALLY, I DIALED STAR 69, AND IT WAS A WOMAN. JOE: AND FROM THIS, YOU'RE ACCUSING ME OF SEEING A REDHEAD? KAREN: NO. SHE ANSWERED WITH THE NAME OF THE BAR THAT SHE WAS AT.AGAIN. SO I WENT DOWN TO THAT BAR, AND I INVESTIGATED, JOE. THE BARTENDER THERE SAID THAT THERE WAS A REDHEADED WOMAN WHO HAD BEEN MAKING PHONE CALLS ALL DAY. HE OVERHEARD HER TALKING TO ANOTHER GUY SAYING SHE WAS TRYING TO CALL HER BOYFRIEND. JOE: SO YOU'RE INTERROGATING ME? FOR GOD'S SAKES, KAREN, I AM NOT THE BORIEND. WOMAN: THANKS FOR EVERYTHING. JOE: YOU'RE WELCO. KAREN: READY FOR LUNCH? JOE: I CAN'T MAKE IT. I HAVE A PATIENT WAITING. KAREN: OH. DO YOU WANT ME TO PICK YOU UP SOMETHING ANYWAY? JOE: THAT WOULD BE GREAT. KAREN: ANYTHING IN PARTICULAR? JOE: WHATEVER LOOKS GOOD. KAREN: SO, WHO WAS THAT WOMAN? JOE: WHAT WOMAN? KAREN: OH, THAT PRETTY REDHEAD JUST NOW. JOE: YOU MEAN PENNY TAYLOR? HER SON WAS HERE OVERNIGHT -- APHYLACTIC SHOCK. KAREN: AND YOU'RE ALREADY ON A FIRST-NAME BASIS? JOE: YEAH. SHE SAYS IT MAKES HER FEEL OLD TO BE CALLED MRS. TAYLOR. KAREN: SO SHE'S MARRIED? JOE: OH, JEEZ. KAREN: WHAT? JOE: THE PRETTY REDHEAD. YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE CATCHING ME WITH MY PHANTOM GIRLFRIEND, DIDN'T YOU? KAREN: I DIDN'T SAY THAT. JOE: THE ONE THAT CALLED THE HOUSE THE OTHER DAY. KAREN: NO, I DIDN'T SAY THAT, JOE. JOE: BUT YOU WERE THINKING IT. KAREN: MAYBE. JOE: SHE'S A PATIENT'S MOTHER. THAT IS ALL. KAREN: SORRY. JOE: THIS IS REALLY GETTING OLD, KAREN. KAREN: JOE, DO YOU THINK THAT YOU COULD SNEAK AWAY AFTER THIS PATIENT AND GO DOWN TO THE RECOVERY ROOM WITH ME? JOE: SO WE CAN REHASH WHAT WE ALREADY REHASHED? I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS. I HAVE TO GET BACK TO WORK. CHRIS: WHAT ABOUT PORT CHARLES NATIONAL? ANY LUCK? MAN: YEAH. KEN CHECKED AND FOUND OUT THAT MARCIA COOPER CLOSED HER ACCOUNT AT THE END OF LAST WEEK. CHRIS: DAMN IT. AND I WAS THIS CLOSE TO LINKING COURTNEY TO AT ACCOUNT. SHE MUST HAVE SENSED THAT I WAS ZEROING IN ON HER, MOVED THE CASH. COURTNEY: I'M TWO STEPS AHEAD OF YOU, RAMSEY. CHRIS: AT LEAST I GOT A TELLER AT THE BANK TO IDENTIFY A PICTURE OF COURTNEY AS MARCIA COOPER. WITH ANY LUCK AT ALL, I'LL BE ABLE TO PROVE THAT COURTNEY STOLE JULIE'S MONEY. [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY NCI'S CORPORATE PARTNERS] SCOTT: YOU'RE A TOUGH GUY TO FIND, BORDISSO. BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER TOWN FOR YOU. D.V.: I'M SORRY. I HAD NO IDEA. I'VE BEEN CHECKING OUT A PLANT OUT WEST. I KEEP A CLOSE EYE ON MY FACTORIES. I WANT TO MAKE SURE EVERYTHING'S UP TO SNUFF. SCOTT: OH. I THOUGHT YOU JUST SLITHERED OUT OF TOWN LIKE A SNAKE AFTER YOU SET US UP WITH THAT CHILD LABOR MESS. YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK THAT I'M GOING TO JOIN YOU. EVE: ACTUALLY, WE WERE JUST LEAVING. D.V.: PLEASE, PLEASE. PLEASE DO. YOU KNOW, SCOTT, I MUST ADMIT I WAS VERY DISTURBED TO FIND OUT WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON WITH THE SERENA LINE. SCOTT: OH. I BET. D.V.: THERE'S A GREAT TEMPTATION IN THE GARMENT INDUSTRY TO DO ANYTHING YOU CAN TO GET YOUR PRODUCT OUT QUICKLY. IT'S UNFORTUNATE THAT YOU AND MS. COE COULDN'T RESIST THE LURE OF CHEAP LABOR. SCOTT: OH, OCK IT OFF BEFORE I COME OVER THERE AND STICK MY FOOT RIGHT UP YOUR -- EVE: SCOTT, STOP IT. D.V.: EVE. YOU DON'T HAVE TO DEFEND ME. I CAN HANDLE THIS. I EXPECTED MORE OF YOU, BALDWIN, THAN TO GO AROUND TRYING TO BLAME OTHERS FOR YOUR BUSINESS MISTAKES. SCOTT: I GOT A LITTLE NEWS FLASH FOR YOU. I'M GOING TO PROVE THAT IT WAS YOUR FACTORY IN INDONESIA THAT MADE THOSE DRESSES. D.V.: IS THIS FOR THE LADY'S BENEFIT? BECAUSE YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THAT I CAME TO TOWN, I MADE YOU AN OFFER, YOU DECLINED, I MOVED ON. SCOTT: NO, WHAT I DO KNOW IS THAT YOU'VE BEEN SABOTAGING US RIGHT FROM THE GET-GO. D.V.: LOOK, BALDWIN, I'LL ADMIT THAT I CAME TO TOWN TO SEE IF YOU AND MS. COE WOULD OFFER ME ANY COMPETITION. SCOTT: WE DID. THAT'S WHY YOU'RE TRYING TO SCREW US UP. D.V.: YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEAUTY PART OF THIS WHOLE SITUATION IS FOR ME? I DIDN'T HAVE TO LIFT A FINGER. THE TWO OF YOU TOGETHER RUINED YOURSELF, BY YOURSELVES. SCOTT: YOU KNOW, YOU MAY HAVE GOTTEN AWAY IN LIFE SCREWING WITH OTHER PEOPLE'S LIVES, BUT THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN HERE BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SEE YOU IN HELL BEFORE I LET THAT HAPPEN. HOW ABOUT THAT? D.V.: AREN'T YOU READING THE NEWSPAPERS? YOU'RE THE ONE THAT DECIDED THAT CHILD LABOR WAS THE WAY TO BRING OUT THE SERENA LINE, NOT ME. SCOTT: I WILL PROVE THAT YOU'RE BEHIND THIS. DON'T WORRY. D.V.: YOU WILL, HUH? SHOULD I WORRY? LET ME THINK -- NO, I WON'T. WELL, I HAVE TO RUN. CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MUCH FUN IT'S BEEN GOING OVER OLD TIMES LIKE THIS, BUT I HAVE WORK TO DO. SCOTT: YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? I HAVE WORK TO DO, TOO. I AM NOT DONE WITH YOU, NOT BY A LONG SHOT. D.V.: I'M ALL ATWITTER. YOU COMING, EVE? EVE: NO. D.V.: SUIT YOURSELF. LOVELY LUNCH. LET'S DO IT AGAIN SOMETIME. SCOTT: THIS GUY'S BEHIND THIS, AND I'M GOING TO PROVE IT. EVE: I DON'T THINK THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. SCOTT: WHY ARE YOU SIDING WITH HIM? EVE: I'M NOT. SCOTT: REALLY? WELL, IT LOOKED THAT WAY WHEN I WALKED IN HERE, EVE. EVE: LISTEN, I CAME HERE TO GET D.V. AWAY FROM THE SERENA LINE. SCOTT: NOW, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? BECAUSE LAST TIME YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU WEREN'T VERY CLOSE ANYMORE. EVE: LOOK, I AM NOT GOING TO RELATE MY PAST RELATIONSHIP WITH D.V. TO YOU AGAIN. SCOTT: THAT ANSWER IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH. EVE: HOW DARE YOU. SCOTT: WELL, LET'S SEE. YOU MOVE TO THE LIGHTHOUSE BECAUSE YOU'RE AFRAID OF THIS GUY. RIGHT? ALL OF A SUDDEN, I COME IN HERE AND YOU'RE DRINKING WINE, YOU'RE HAVING CRAB LOUIE, YOU'RE HOLDING HANDS -- EVE: THIS WAS NOT A SOCIAL OUTING, SCOTT. SCOTT: I THINK YOU'RE HOLDING SOMETHING BACK. EVE: YOU KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE? I MADE A MISTAKE TRYING TO HELP A FRIEND.  FRANK: HEY. KAREN: HEY. FRANK: SO, ARE YOU HERE FOR THE GOOD FOOD OR THE GOOD COMPANY? KAREN: WELL, ACTUALLY, I COULD USE BOTH. FRANK: WHAT'S THE MATTER? KAREN: I JUST LET MY IMAGINATION RUN WILD. FRANK: CARE TO ELABORATE? KAREN: AH. JUST NOW I SAW JOE TALKING WITH AN ATTRACTIVE WOMAN, AND -- FRANK: AND YOU THOUGHT IT WAS THE WOMAN WHO KEPT CALLING THE OTHER DAY AND HANGING UP. KAREN: YEAH. AND WHEN I QUESTIONED JOE ABOUT IT, HE NEARLY TORE MY HEAD OFF. FRANK: WELL, YOU KNOW JOE. HE AS SWEET AS THEY COME, EXCEPT WHEN HE'S NOT. KAREN: IT WAS MY FAULT, REALLY. I MEAN, SHE WAS JUST THE MOTHER OF A PATIENT. I WAS GETTING REALLY PARANOID. FRANK: YEAH, BUT DON'T BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF. WITH ALL THAT'S HAPPENED -- THE 900-NUMBERS ON YOUR PHONE BILL, FINDING WOMEN'S PANTIES IN JOE'S CAR -- WHO WOULDN'T BE PARANOID? KAREN: BUT IF THE SITUATION WERE REVERSED, I WOULD BE DEVASTATED IF JOE DIDN'T TRUST ME. FRANK: KAREN, YOU'RE T OVERREACTING. IF JOE FOUND THIS KIND OF STUFF POINTING AT YOU WITH ANOTHER GUY, I'D BE ADVISING HIM TO WATCH YOU LIKE A HAWK. KAREN: YOU WOULD? FRANK: SURE. BUT YOU'D NEVER RUN AROUND ON JOE. I TELL YOU WHAT -- IF I SEE ANY REDHEAD AROUND MY BROTHER, I'LL LET YOU KNOW. KAREN: REDHEAD? HOW DID YOU KNOW THE WOMAN WAS A REDHEAD? I DIDN'T SAY THAT. FRANK: JOE MUST HAVE MENTIONED IT. REST ASSURED, IF I SEE A REDHEAD ANYWHERE IN THE VICINITY OF MY LITTLE BROTHER, YOU'LL BE THE FIRST TO KNOW. KAREN: GEE, THAS, FRANK. THAT MAKES ME FEEL SO MUCH BETTER. SCOTT: OH. LUCY: OH. HI. SCOTT: THAT LYING THIEF-STEALING COYOTE! LUCY: WHAT? WHAT HAS HE DONE NOW? SCOTT: HE'S BACK IN TOWN. LUCY: BORDISSO'S BACK IN TOWN? SCOTT: YEP. LUCY: WHERE IS HE? SCOTT: RIGHT HERE IN THIS HOTEL. LUCY: WE'RE GONE. WE GOT TO GET HIM. SCOTT: NO, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. I ALREADY JUST WENT AND TALKED TO HIM. LUCY: YOU DID? WHAT'D YOU DO TO HIM? IS HE IN 10,000 PIECES, RIGHT? HE'S DEAD. SCOTT: NO. NO. NO. HE'S STICKING TO HIS STORY. HE SAYS WE'RE THE ONES THAT ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR HIRING THOSE KIDS DOWN IN INDONESIA. LUCY: THE GALL OF THAT MAN. ALL RIGHT. THAT'S IT. WE ARE PULLING OUT ALL STOPS IN THIS INVESTIGATION OF HIS PAST. WE'RE GOING TO DO WHATEVER IT TAS, HOW EVER MUCH MONEY WE HAVE TO SPEND. I WANT TO FIND OUT ANY LIE HE'S TOLD, ANY CHEATING HE'S DONE. I'M GOING TO TELL THE PRESS AND HAVE THEM SPREAD IT TO THE WORLD, WHAT A REALLY BIG CHEAT AND A BIG LIAR HE IS. SCOTT: WELL, HIS LUNCH COMPANION DIDN'T THINK THAT. SHE THINKS WE OUGHT TO LEAVE HIM ALONE. LUCY: WHO? WHO WAS HE EATING WITH? SCOTT: EVE. LUCY: WHAT? WHAT THE HECK WAS EVE DOING EATING WITH DAVID BORDISSO? SCOTT: THAT'S WHAT I'D LIKE TO KNOW. CHRIS: HEY, EVE. EVE: HEY. CHRIS: WHOA. YOU BACK FOR GOOD OR JUST AN AFTERNOON QUICKIE? EVE: NO JOKING TODAY, OK? I'M NOT IN THE MOOD. CHRIS: SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE COULD USE A MARTINI. EVE: YEAH, ACTUALLY, I COULD USE A MARTINI. HOWEVER, I'M ON CALL. SO YOU MAKE ONE FOR YOURSELF, AND I'LL LIVE VICARIOUSLY THROUGHYOU. CHS: WHATHE MATTER? DR. LLINS MIX THE DARKS WITH THE WHITE EVE: THIS ISN'T ABOUT KEVIN. IT'S ABOUT SCOTT. CHRIS: BALDWIN. DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE SEEING HIM AGAIN. EVE: NO, I'M NOT. CHRIS: HMM. WELL, FINALLY A GLIMMER OF SANITY BREAKS THE SURFACE. EVE: I'M HAVING THIS MEETING WITH D.V. BORDISSO TO HELP SCOTT, WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, SCOTT BURSTS INTO THE RESTAURANT, AND BEFORE I COULD EXPLAIN WHAT I'M DOING THERE, HE ACCUSES ME OF BEING IN CAHOOTS WITH D.V. I MEAN, COCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOMEORE. IF I WANT TO HAVE LUNCH WITH SADDAM HUSSEIN, THEN WHO IS SCOTT TO CRITICIZE ME? ARE YOU GOING TO SAY ANYTHING? CHRIS: REALLY WANT TO KNOW WHAT I THINK? EVE: YES, I DO. CHRIS: WELL, JUDGING BY THE INTENSITY OF YOUR REACTION, I'D SAY YOU STILL HAVE FEELINGS FOR SCOTT. PILLSBURY PRESENTS THE EASY WAY... TO MAKE FRESH-BAKED GARLIC BREAD. SPREAD THE GARLIC, BAKE 'EM UP, AND IN MINUTES YOU'VE GOT FRESH-BAKED GARLIC BREAD. PILLSBURY GARLIC BREADSTICKS. NOW WE'RE TALKIN' FRESH. HOO-HOO ! HOW DOES THE ALMOND GET INTO HERSHEY'S KISSES WITH ALMONDS? LITTLE HERSHEY'S KISSES WITH ALMONDS. BIG CHOCOLATE TASTE. PUT WINGS ON AN ORDINARY PAD... AND IT'S STILL AN ORDINARY PAD. PUT WINGS ON STAYFREE'S FOUR WALL MAXI... AND YOU'VE GOT SUPERIOR PROTECTION. ONLY STAYFREE HAS FOUR WALL PROTECTION AND WINGS. KIDS TODAY NEED TO LEARN PATIENCE. MY SON KNOWS WHEN HE DOES THE DISHES HE HAS TO TAKE HIS TIME. FIRST THE POTS AND PANS HAVE TO BE SET ASIDE, THEN SOAKED AND SCRUBBED AND CAREFULLY LOADED IN THE DISHWASHER. [ Announcer ] CASCADE PLUS-- PACKED WITH AMAZING POWER PRETREATERS... BLASTS AWAY TOUGH FOOD PROBLEMS YOU THOUGHT YOUR DISWASHER COULDN'T HANDLE. WHERE OTHER DETERGENTS FAIL, CASCADE PLUS LEAVES INCREDIBLE RESULTS. PERFECT. [ Chuckles ] CASCADE PLUS-- LUCY: OH, IT IS JUST SO OBVIOUS THAT EVE IS NOT TELLING US EVERYTHING. SCOTT: YEAH, BUT WHY WOULD SHE KEEP ANYTHING FROM ME? I MEAN, AFTER EVERYTHING I'VE DONE FOR HER. I MEAN, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, I STILL MAY GO TO JAIL FOR OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE, COVERING FOR HER IN THAT, YOU KNOW, IN THE DEVLIN MURDER MESS. LUCY: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. I THOUGHT THAT WAS ALL SETTLED. I THOUGHT YOU JUST HAD TO FINISH UP A LITTLE COMMUNITY SERVICE TIME. SCOTT: WELL, SINCE THIS BORDISSO THING, I HAVEN'T PUT IN ANY TIME. NOW THE JUDGE IS THREATENING TO THROW ME IN JAIL IF I DON'T FISH IT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. LUCY: SCOTT, THEN YOU NEED TO DO THAT. SCOTT: WELL, DON'T WORRY YOUR PRETTY LITTLE HEAD, OK? I WILL TAKE CARE OF IT. THIS BORDISSO MESS IS MORE IMPORTANT. NOW, HERE'S WHAT EVE IS CLAIMING, OK? SHE THINKS SHE'S TRYING TO GET HIM OFF OUR BACKS. HOWEVER, I THINK SOMETHING IS VERY, VERY FISHY. LUCY: OH. GOOD. FINALLY YOU ARE STARTING TO SEE THE REAL EVE. SCOTT: OH, NOW, WAIT A MINUTE, LUCY. LET'S NOT GET CARRIED AWAY. LUCY: NO, NO, NO. YOU JUST WAIT AND THINK ABOUT IT. EVE ALLOWED YOU TO COVER FOR HER DURING THE DEVLIN MURDER INVESTIGATION BECAUSE THAT WAS TO HER ADVANTAGE. DON'T YOU SEE? NOW WE'RE OUT THERE. WE NEED HELP. WE'RE EXPOSED WITH NO HELP. SHE NEEDS TO GIVE US INFORMATN, BUT SHE'S NOT DOING IT BECAUSE IT'S NOT TO HER ADVANTAGE. LISTEN, I RAN INTO KEVIN THE OTHER DAY BEFORE WE WENT TO SEE KEVIN AND EVE AT THE LIGHTHOUSE, AND I TOLD HIM THE FEELING I HAVE ABOUT THIS BAD CONNECTION THAT EXISTS BETWEEN D.V. AND EVE. DON'T YOU SEE NOW? ALL OF THIS CONFIRMS WHAT I WAS FEELING. SCOTT: WHAT DID KEVIN SAY? LU: WELL, WHAT COULD HE SAY? NOTHING. BUT I LOOKED IN THOSE EYES OF HIS, AND I COULD SEE THAT DEEP DOWN, HE KNEW I WAS RIGHT. I THINK EVE HAS A LOT MORE SKELETONS IN HER CLOSET THAN ANY OF US EVER IMAGINED. EVE: YOU ARE SO WRONG ABOUT SCOTT AND ME. CHRIS: YOU'RE OVER HIM? EVE: COMPLETELY. CHRIS: AND IN TOTAL BLISS WITH KEVIN? EVE: YES. CHRIS: THEN WHY ARE YOU HERE BENDING MY EAR WHEN YOU COULD BE POURING YOUR HEART OUT TO THE INTREPID . COLLINS? EVE: HABIT, I GUESS. CHRIS: HABIT. EVE: THIS PLACE IS LIKE A REFUGE FOR ME. I CAN COME OVER AND CONFIDE IN YOU, AND I KNOW THAT YOU'RE NOT GOING TO JUDGE ME ABOUT MY PAST WITH D.V. OR MY RELATIONSHIPS. I DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN MYSELF TO YOU. CHRIS: WELL, IF YOU'RE TIRED OF THE THIRD DEGREE FROM COLLINS AND BALDWIN, WHY DON'T YOU MOVE BACK IN HERE WITH ME? GREAT VIEW, FINEST OF ACCOMMODATIONS, READY AND WILLING EAR AVAILABLE FOR BENDING ANYTIME. PLUS THE ADDED BONUS OF SEEING MY SCAMPERING AROUND IN MY BOXERS. I KNOW WHAT A TURN-ON THAT IS FOR YOU. EVE: YES, THE BOXER SHORTS PART SOUNDS VERY TEMPTING, BUT I'M VERY HAPPY AT THE LIGHTHOUSE. CHRIS: WELL, YOUR LOSS. EVE: COME ON. LIKE YOU'D WANT TO HAVE ME SCAMPERING UNDERFOOT WHILE YOU'RE TRYING TO SCORE WITH COURTNEY. CHRIS: COURTNEY WHO? COURTNEY: OH, THANKS A LOT. EVE: COME ON. YOU THINK SHE'S HOT, AND YOU KNOW IT. CHRIS: OH, SHE CAN'T MAKE ME LAUGH THE WAY YOU DO. EVE: COME ON, IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE NEVER GOING TO SEE EAC OTHER AGAIN. I'LL BE AROUND HERE ENOUGH TO BUG YOU. BESIDES, YOU ARE MY BE FRIEND. CHRIS: AM I? EVE: ABSOLUTELY. WHAT'S WRONG? CHRIS: NOTHING. I JUST NEVER HEARD YOU SAY THAT BEFORE. EVE, I FEEL THE SAME WAY. COURTNEY: CHRIS RAMSEY, DO YOU HAVE A THING FOR OUR LITTLE MISS EVE? FRANK: YEAH, HEY, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH. MY BROTHER CAN BE MULE-HEADED WHEN HE WANTS TO BE. ANAS A MATTER OF FACT, IT WOULDN'T SURPRISE ME IF JOE GOT TO THE POINT WHERE HE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING TO ANYONE. IT'S THE INTROVERT IN HIM. KAREN: SOMETHING BOTHERS ME, I WANT TO DISCUSS I UNTIL IT'S SETTLED. FRANK: WELL, THEN I SUGGEST IF YOU EVER NEED TO SPEAK TO AN OPEN-MINDED, CARING, UNDERSTANDING SCANLON BROTHER, YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME. KAREN: BE CAREFUL, FRANK. I MIGHT JUST TAKE YOU UP ON THAT OFFER. FRANK: ANY TIME. HERE THEY CMME! SURPRISE! I MADE YOUR OLD FAVORITE -- PEPPERONI! I CAN'T EAT THAT NOW. THIS CAN'T BE CHARLIE. I DIDN'T TAKE MY PEPCID. I GOTTA WAIT. THEN WE ALL WAIT. TAKE MY TAGAMET. YOU COULD EAT NOW. TAGAMET INTRODUCES A BETTER WAY TO AVOID HEARTBURN. NOT BEFORE. NOT AFTER. NOW! NOW YOU CAN TAKE TAGAMET RIGHT WHEN YOU'RE GONNA EAT AND STILL PREVENT HEARTBURN. SAME OLD CHARLIE. WITH TAGAMET, YOU CAN EAT LIKE A KID AGAIN. KIDS BELIEVE BUBBLES ARE MADE OF MAGIC. THEY'RE ABSOLUTELY CONVINCED THEY HAVE A FRIEND THEY SEE AND YOU DON'T. AND THEY'RE CERTAI THEIR DAD IS THE STRONGEST MAN IN THE WORLD. WHAT THEY DON'T REALIZE IS THAT JUICY JUICE IS 100% JUICE... WITH NO ADDED SUGAR AND LOTS OF VITAMIN C. ALL THEY KNOW IS THEY LOVE THE WAY IT TASTES. BUT THAT'S OKAY. BECAUSE WHAT KIDS DON'T KNOW, MOMS DO. JUICY JUICE FROM LIBBY'S. VO: When you make a SPAMBURGER hamburger... DAD: Perfect. VO: ...watch out. 'Cause it'so good... DAD: I got it. VO: ...it's gone. BABY: (BABY BURP) Gaah... VO: SPAM. So good... ...it's gone. KAREN: HELLO. HERE'S YOUR LUNCH. JOE: HEY. KAREN, THIS IS PENNY, ERINJACK TAYLOR. EVERYONE, THIS IS DR. WEXLER. PENNY: OH, DR. WEXLER, IT'S SO NICE TO FINALLY MEET. ALTHOUGH I FEEL LIKE I KNOW YOU ALREADY. JOE HAS JUST GONE ON AND ON ABOUT YOU SO. KAREN: HE HAS? ERIN: MOM, I'M HUNGRY. PENNY: OK. I BETTER GO. THANKS FOR EVERYTHING. AND NO OFFENSE, BUT I HOPE I WON'T BE BACK FOR A LONG TIME. JOE: ME, TOO. PENNY: OK, GUYS. LET'S GO. JOE: SEE YOU, BUDDY. PENNY: NICE TO MEET YOU. KAREN: SAME HERE. JOE: ARE YOU SATISFIED? KAREN: HOW DO I KNOW YOU TWO DIDN'T RENT THOSE KIDS FROM CENTRAL CASTING? JOE: KAREN -- KAREN: I'M KIDDING. TOTALLY KIDDING. I FEEL TERRIBLE THAT I LET MY IMAGINATION RUN WILD. JOE: WHAT IS IT GOING TO TAKE FOR YOU TO TRUST ME? KAREN: I DO TRUST YOU. JOE: LONG AS I NEVER TALK TO ANOTHER REDHEADED WOMAN FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. KAREN, IT IS NOT ENOUGH TO SAY THAT YOU TRUST ME. BUT YOU HAVE TO MEAN IT. SCOTT: IF WE CAN JUST FIND OUT WHAT EVE KNOWS, THEN WE CAN GET THE GOODS ON BORDISSO, HOLD IT OVER HIS HEAD, AND CLEAR OUR GOOD NAMES. LUCY: FINALLY, FINALLY, I FEEL SO GOOD BECAUSE YOU'RE GETTING IT. YOU'RE TRYING TO UNDERSTAND WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING ABOUT EVE ALL ALONG. SCOTT: OH, COME ON. JUST BECAUSE SHE'S HOLDING SOMETHING BACK DOESN'T MAKE HER THE ENEMY. LUCY: I DIDN'T SAY THAT. SCOTT: YOU'VE NEVER SAID THAT? LUCY: NO, NO. NOT TODAY I DIDN'T SAY THAT. SCOTT: WELL, NOT YET TODAY. LUCY: OK, MR. IDEA MAN, WHAT'S THE PLAN, THEN? WE'VE GOT TO FIND THE KEY TO ALL OF THIS, BUT EVE ISN'T GOING TO TELL US, SO WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? SCOTT: WELL, I TELL YOU WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO. WE GOT TO START LOOKING IN NEW PLACES. LUCY: OK. I'M IN. WHERE? SCOTT: BORDISSO'S STOMPING GROUNDS. PACK YOUR BAGS. WE'RE GOING TO THE BIG APPLE. FRANK: WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? COURTNEY: THE POUNDING OF CHRIS RAMSEY'S LOVESICK HEART. FRANK: YOU WANT TO EXPLAIN THAT? COURTNEY: I'VE BEEN LISTENING TO HIM ALL AFTERNOON. AND I'M SURE HE HAS A BIG OLD CRUSH ON EVEAMBERT. HERE, TAKE A LISTEN. CHRIS: WHERE YOU GOING? EVE: BACK TO THE LIGHTHOUSE. CHRIS: I THOUGHT YOU COULD STAY FOR DINNER, YOU KNOW. SOME VIDEO GAME ACTION, MARTINIS IN BETWEEN? EVE: OH, COME ON. YOU KNOW I'M ON CALL. BESIDES, YOU JUST WANT TO GET ME BLOTTO SO YOU CAN TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME. CHRIS: OH, WHY DON'T YOU FACE THE FACTS? I'M THE MAN OF YOUR DREAMS. EVE: YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU ARE. AND SINCE YOU ARE, I BETTER GO BECAUSE IF I DON'T, YOUR ANIMAL MAGNETISM MIGHT CAUSE ME TO DO THINGS I MIGHT REGRET LATER. CHRIS: UH-UH. THE WORD ISN'T "REGRET." IT'S "REJOICE." COURTNEY: HE KEEPS MAKING COENTS LIKE THAT. HE PRETENDS TO BE JOKING, BUT YOU CAN HEAR HOW HE REALLY FEELS. FRANK: HE'S HOOKED BIG TIME. COURTNEY: MM-HMM. CHRIS: WELL, WHATEVER YOUR DEEP, DARK SECRET WITH D.V. BORDISSO IS -- NONE OF MY BUSINESS. EVE: WELL, THAT WAS ONE OF THE BLEAKEST MOMENTS IN MY LIFE, AND I WOULD JUST AS SOON NEVER TALK ABOUT IT AGAIN. CHRIS: FROM THIS MOMENT ON, HIS NAME NEVER PASSES MY LIPS. EVE: GOOD. THANKS. I'LL SEE YOU. CHRIS: OK. REMEMBER, DOOR ALWAYS OPEN AND THE BED SHEETS ARE ALWAYS TURNED DOWN. EVE: OH, THAT'S COMFORTING. THANKS. CHRIS: BYE. FRANK: WHAT'S UP WITH EVE AND THIS D.V. BORDISSO GUY? COURTNEY: I DON'T KNOW. HE'S A FAMOUS FASHION DESIGNER. BUT WITH CHRIS SO TAKEN WITH EVE AND EVE SO SPOOKED BY BORDISSO, IT MIGHT BE WORTH LOOKING INTO. FRANK: DEFINITELY. COURTNEY: YOU KNOW, FRANK, THIS INFORMATION COULDN'T HAVE COME AT A BETTER TIME. WE NEEDED A NEW WAY TO GET AT CHRIS. I HEARD HIM TELLING HIS P.I. HE THINKS HE CAN PROVE I POSED AS MARCIA COOPER AT THE BANK. FRANK: THE ACCOUNT IS CLOSED. THE MONEY IS GONE. RAMSEY HAS NOTHING. CHRIS: DAMN.