Pc april 22 1999

EVE: OH, DR. RAMSEY.
 CHRIS: YES, DR. LAMBERT?
 EVE: A PATIENT OF YOURS
CALLED A FEW MOMENTS AGO AND IS
ANXIOUS TO GET THE RESULTS
OF HER BLOOD TEST BACK.
 CHRIS: WHAT PATIENT?
 EVE: I DON'T REMEMBER
HER NAME.
BUT IT WAS ABOUT A PREGNANCY
TEST?
 CHRIS: WELL, I DON'T RECALL
A PREGNANCY TEST FOR ANY
OF MY PATIENTS.
 EVE: THINK BACK.
 CHRIS: OH, OK.
YEAH, ACTUALLY, THERE WAS.
THERE WAS A WOMAN.
BUT UNFORTUNATELY, I DON'T HAVE
THOSE RESULTS YET.
 EVE: SEE?
I KNEW I SHOULD'VE GOTTEN
AN OVER-THE-COUNTER TEST.
THE LAB IS TAKING TOO LONG.
 CHRIS: OOH, A LITTLE NERVOUS,
ARE WE?
 EVE: NO.
YOU SEE, I WAS HOPING THAT
I COULD PUT MY CAREER ON HOLD
AND HAVE A BABY WITH A MAN I'M
JUST GETTING TO KNOW TO TEST
OUR RELATIONSHIP AND SEE HOW IT
WORKS UNDER STRESS!
CALL THE LAB NOW.
PLEASE?
 CHRIS: YOU KNOW,
IF YOU REALLY ARE PREGNANT,
YOU NEED TO BE A LOT MORE
PATIENT.
 FRANK: I TRIED OFF AND ON ALL
DAY TO LISTEN IN ON CHRIS,
BUT I COULDN'T RAISE A SIGNAL.
 COURTNEY: WELL, I TOLD YOU,
HE MUST'VE FOUND THE BUG
WE PLANTED.
 FRANK: WELL, MAYBE NOT.
IT COULD BE MALFUNCTIONING.
 COURTNEY: SO HOW DO WE KNOW
WHICH ONE IT IS?
 FRANK: HE'S WORKING TONIGHT.
YOU COULD BREAK INTO
HIS APARTMENT AND SEE IF THE BUG
IS IN PLACE.
 COURTNEY: OH, WHOA,
WHOA, WHOA.
NO, NO.
BACK UP, COWBOY.
I'M NOT BREAKING IN THERE.
IT WAS YOUR IDEA.
YOU BREAK IN.
 FRANK: AND WHAT EXCUSE DO
I GIVE IF I'M CAUGHT?
RAMSEY HATES ME.
YOU'RE SLEEPING WITH HIM.
YOU HAVE A REASON TO BE THERE.
 COURTNEY: FORGET IT.
FORGET IT.
CHRIS IS WAY TOO SMART TO BUY
SOME STUPID "I LOST AN EARRING"
EXCUSE.
 FRANK: IF YOU HEAR HIS KEY
IN THE LOCK, YOU STRIP OFF ALL
YOUR CLOTHES AND YELL,
"SURPRISE."
YOU WON'T NEED AN EXPLANATION.
OK, ALL RIGHT.
LOOK, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT --
I'LL PRETEND TO DELIVER FOOD
TO G.H., BUT I'LL REALLY BE
WATCHING RAMSEY.
IF HE LEAVES THE HOSPITAL,
I'LL TAIL HIM.
IF HE GETS WITHIN A MILE
OF HIS APARTMENT, I'LL CALL YOU.
YOU'LL HAVE PLENTY OF TIME
TO GET OUT.
 COURTNEY: I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T LIKE THE IDEA
OF BREAKING IN, FRANK.
 FRANK: YOU STOLE AN APARTMENT
KEY FROM HIM, DIDN'T YOU?
 COURTNEY: YES.
 FRANK: SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
YOU KNOW, MAYBE -- MAYBE I'M
WRONG.
MAYBE YOU DON'T CARE THAT CHRIS
RAMSEY HAS PLAYED YOU LIKE
A VIOLIN.
MAYBE YOU DON'T MIND BEING
HIS SUCKER.
MAYBE YORE LOOKING FORWARD
TO DANCING AT JOE AND KAREN'S
WEDDING.
 COURTNEY: MAYBE YOU SHOULD
SHUT UP AND TELL ME WHEN YOU'RE
GOING OVER TO G.H. TO KEEP
AN EYE ON CHRIS.
 FRANK: NO TIME LIKE
THE PRESENT.
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
NCI'S CORPORATE PARTNERS]
 EVE: OH.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THE LAB DOESN'T
HAVE THE RESULTS OF MY --
pregnancy test yet.
 CHRIS: WELL, THEY'RE
BACKED UP.
 EVE: CALL AGAIN.
 CHRIS: THEY SAID THEY WOULD
PAGE ME WHEN THEY HAD SOMETHING.
 EVE: DIDN'T YOU TELL THEM IT
WAS URGENT?
 CHRIS: YOU KNOW WHAT?
MAYBE I SHOULD CALL THEM BACK
AND TELL THEM IT'S REALLY
FOR YOU AND NOT JUST ANOTHER
PATIENT.
I'M SURE THEY'D PUT A RUSH
ON IT.
 EVE: DO YOU LIKE WATCHING ME
SUFFER?
 CHRIS: KNOW WHAT?
ACTUALLY, IT'S KIND OF ANNOYING.
 EVE: FINE.
I'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE.
BUT THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU,
I EXPECT AN ANSWER.
 CHRIS: AND I'M SURE WE BOTH
KNOW WHAT THAT ANSWER WILL BE --
MOMMY.
 EVE: STOP THAT.
IT'S NOT FUNNY.
 LEE: DR. RAMSEY?
MAY I HAVE A MINUTE?
 CHRIS: CERTAINLY.
 LEE: I HAVE ADVISED JULIE
DEVLIN NOT TO GO AHEAD
WITH YOUR SO-CALLED PARTNERSHIP
CONCERNING THE PROCEEDS
ON THE PATENT FOR DL-56.
 CHRIS: I SEE.
ON WHAT GROUNDS?
 LEE: YOU ARE TRYING TO TAKE
ADVANTAGE OF JULIE'S
INCARCERATION TO TAKE MONEY THAT
IS -- WELL, YOU'RE NOT ENTITLED
TO IT.
 CHRIS: MR. BALDWIN, I'M MORE
THAN ENTITLED TO IT.
I WORKED ON THAT FORMULA
WITH BENNETT DEVLIN BEFORE
HE DIED.
 LEE: WELL, NEVERTHELESS,
THE PATENT IS NOT YOURS.
 CHRIS: DEVLIN STOLE MY WORK.
 LEE: NO, IN REALITY,
BOTH YOU AND DR. DEVLIN STOLE
MY GRANDDAUGHTER'S WORK.
 CHRIS: NO, I'M AFRAID YOU'VE
BEEN MISINFORMED.
WE DIDN'T STEAL ANYTHING.
KAREN ABANDONED THE RESEARCH.
 LEE: WELL, YOU RATIONALIZE IT
ANY WAY YOU WANT.
I'M NOT ABOUT TO DRAW UP
AN AGREEMENT THAT DIMINISHES
MY CHARGE'S FUND.
 CHRIS: IT'S WHAT YOUR CHARGE
WANTS.
 LEE: JULIE IS IN NO CONDITION
TO MAKE SOUND JUDGMENTS
ON HER FINANCES, AND
YOU KNOW IT.
 CHRIS: JULIE FEELS BAD ABOUT
ALL THE STUNTS HER OLD MAN
PULLED.
NOW, IF SPLITTING THE PROCEEDS
ON THE PATENT MAKES HER FEEL
BETTER, WHO ARE YOU TO STAND
IN HER WAY?
 LEE: I AM HER GUARDIAN,
UNDER THE SUPERVISION
OF THE SURROGATE COURT --
THAT'S WHO.
 CHRIS: SO IN REALITY,
IT'S IN YOUR BEST INTEREST
TO KEEP AS MUCH MONEY IN JULIE'S
NAME AS POSSIBLE.
THAT WAY YOUR FEES WILL BE
HIGHER.
 LEE: THIS CONVERSATION IS
GOING NOWHERE.
 CHRIS: SURE ISN'T.
IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I'M TAKING
MY BREAK.
 NURSE: DON'T FORGET TO TAKE
THESE BEAUTIFUL FLOWERS
WITH YOU WHEN YOU GO.
 SEBASTIAN: YOU KEEP THEM.
 NURSE: NO.
 SEBASTIAN: THEY'RE MARDI GRAS
BEADS -- A REMINDER THAT LIFE IS
A PARTY.
 NURSE: THANK YOU.
 SEBASTIAN: DR. LAMBERT?
 EVE: YES?
 SEBASTIAN: HERE YOU GO.
 EVE: OH. THANK YOU.
 SEBASTIAN: AND GIVE THE REST
OF THESE TO THE OTHER NURSES
AND THANK THEM FOR THEIR GOOD
WORK.
 NURSE: WE'LL MISS YOU.
 SEBASTIAN: I'M GOING
TO MISS YOU.
BUT NOT THIS HOSPITAL.
 NURSE: OH.
 EVE: WHAT, YOU DON'T LIKE
OUR HOSPITAL?
 SEBASTIAN: IN A WORD, NO.
GIVES ME THE CREEPS.
I WANT TO GET OUT OF JAIL.
 EVE: GEE, AND JUST THINK,
I SPENT, OH, ABOUT 20 YEARS
IN SCHOOL JUST SO I COULD COME
WORK HERE.
 SEBASTIAN: WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOU?
DON'T YOU KNOW THIS PLACE IS
FULL OF SICK PEOPLE?
 ELLEN: SEBASTIAN, YOU ARE
GETTING OUT JUST IN TIME.
THIS PLACE IS FALLING APART.
 EVE: WHY, WHAT'S HAPPENING?
 ELLEN: WELL, YOU'D THINK IT
WAS A PARTY PLACE.
EVERYONE'S WALKING AROUND
WITH MARDI GRAS BEADS ON.
 SEBASTIAN: YOU KNOW,
THAT'S TERRIBLE.
I'M OUT OF HERE.
 ELLEN: GOOD, BECAUSE YOU ARE
A BAD INFLUENCE.
GET YOUR STUFF.
WE'RE GOING HOME.
 SEBASTIAN: YES, MA'AM.
BE RIGHT WITH YOU.
 EVE: OH.
IT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS,
BUT I'M GLAD HE WON'T BE ALONE.
 ELLEN: YOU ARE?
 EVE: YES.
AND THAT SAID,
I'M CONCERNED ABOUT MATT.
 ELLEN: I DON'T WANT TO HURT
MATT.
I JUST WANT TO MAKE SEBASTIAN'S
LAST DAYS COMFORTABLE AND HAPPY.
 EVE: THAT'S UNDERSTANDABLE.
 ELLEN: WELL, UNFORTUNATELY,
MATT DOESN'T SEE IT THAT WAY.
 ALICE: AH.
I THOUGHT I HEARD SOMEONE.
 MATT: ALICE, I THOUGHT
YOU WERE GOING TO BE IN SYRACUSE
A WHILE LONGER.
 ALICE: I HAD SOME THINGS
TO TAKE CARE OF IN PORT CHARLES,
THOUGHT I'D DROP IN TO SEE
IF THE PLACE WAS STILL STANDING.
IS ELLEN ON HER WAY?
 MATT: NO, NOT FOR A WHILE.
THAT'S WHY I'M HERE.
I'M JUST GOING TO LEAVE THESE
THINGS HERE WITH YOU,
ALONG WITH A
SPARE KEY.
 ALICE: WHY DO I GET
THE FEELING THIS ISN'T A HAPPY
MOMENT?
 MATT: WELL, ALICE,
YOUR DAUGHTER AND I HAVE DECIDED
TO GO OUR SEPARATE WAYS.
 ALICE: WHY?
 MATT: WELL, SHE WANTED SOME
TIME OFF TO TAKE CARE
OF A FRIEND WHO'S ILL.
 ALICE: WELL, THAT'S NOTHING
TO BREAK UP OVER.
 MATT: WELL, THE FRIEND
IS A MAN.
AND I THINK THAT HE MEANS MORE
TO HER THAN SHE WANTS TO ADMIT.
 ALICE: WHO IS IT?
 MATT: SEBASTIAN DUPREE.
 ALICE: I'VE NEVER HEARD
OF HIM.
 MATT: WELL, ELLEN MET HIM
AT MARDI GRAS YEARS AGO.
 ALICE: BUT SHE'S NEVER EVEN
MENTIONED HIM.
 MATT: WELL, APPARENTLY,
THEY NEVER FORGOT ABOUT EACH
OTHER.
HE SHOWED UP, TOLD HER HE WAS
SICK, AND THAT HIS DYING WISH
WAS TO SPEND TIME WITH HER.
 ALICE: AND ELLEN FELT SHE HAD
TO SAY YES.
 MATT: HAD TO.
WANTED TO.
 ALICE: ISN'T THERE SOME WAY
YOU TWO COULD WORK THIS OUT?
 MATT: WELL, ELLEN ASKED ME
TO WAIT FOR HER, BUT, YOU KNOW,
I'M NOT INTERESTED IN PLAYING
SECOND FIDDLE WHILE SHE'S OFF
WITH ANOTHER MAN.
 ALICE: GUESS I CAN'T
BLAME YOU.
 MATT: OH, THESE ARE MINE.
I'LL JUST SAVE ELLEN
THE POSTAGE, OK?
 ALICE: MATT?
I'M SORRY THINGS DIDN'T
WORK OUT.
YOU TWO SEEMED SO RIGHT
TOGETHER.
 COURTNEY: HELLO?
ANYBODY HOME?
GOOD.
 COURTNEY: I KNEW IT.
CHRIS.
OH.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
 FRANK: HELLO?
 COURTNEY: IT'S ME.
THE BUG IS GONE.
 FRANK: WELL, WE KNEW THERE
WAS A POSSIBILITY HE FOUND IT.
 COURTNEY: WHERE ARE YOU?
 FRANK: FOLLOWING RAMSEY.
 COURTNEY: IS HE HEADED
THIS WAY?
 FRANK: NO, WE'RE GOING
IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION.
 COURTNEY: THEN I HAVE SOME
TIME TO DO A LITTLE SNOOPING.
 FRANK: DO A LOT OF SNOOPING.
 COURTNEY: MY PLEASURE.
OK.
WHAT'S FOR DINNER TONIGHT ?
NEW CHICKEN HELPER.
- MMM, THAT IS GOOD.
- MY KIDS WOULD LOVE THIS.
- THEY DO LOVE CHICKEN,
  SO THIS WOULD BE A WINNER.
- YUMMY !
FOR A DELICIOUS CHICKEN DINNER,
TRY NEW CHICKEN HELPER.
THIS WILL BE DINNER TONIGHT.
GREAT HOLIDAY LEFTOVERS ?
SEND YOUR GUESTS HOME WITH
THE MORE AFFORDABLE CONTAINER.
o?¥>~sWHEN I TAKE A LIQUID ANTACID,
I FEEL LIKE, YUCK.
WELL, NOW THERE'S NEW
FAST ACTING MYLANTA SUPREME.
- WHAT MAKES IT SUPREME ?
- WOW !
OH, THAT'S GOOD !
I'M NOT KIDDING.
-VERY LIGHT.
-YEAH, IT TASTES LIKE A DESSERT.
MYLANTA SUPREME.
 TECHNICIAN: HAVE YOU SEEN
DR. RAMSEY?
 EVE: YEAH, HE'S AROUND
SOMEWHERE.
WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE,
WAIT A MINUTE.
ARE THOSE THE LAB RESULTS HE'S
BEEN WAITING FOR?
 TECHNICIAN: YEAH.
HE SEEMED CONCERNED ABOUT THIS
PATIENT, SO I THOUGHT I'D BETTER
RUSH THE RESULTS TO HIM.
 EVE: YES, HE IS VERY
CONCERNED, VERY CONCERNED.
IN FACT, HE ASKED ME TO GO AAD
AND CHECK ON IT FOR HIM.
YOU KNOW, USUALLY A PREGNANCY
TEST DOESN'T TAKE THIS LONG.
 TECHNICIAN: THERE WAS
A MIX-UP.
WE RAN THE WRONG PANEL
ON THE SAMPLE.
 EVE: WHAT?
 TECHNICIAN: WE RAN
A C.B.C. INSTEAD OF
THE PREGNANCY TEST.
WHEN WE REALIZED THE MISTAKE,
WE HAD TO RUN THE SAMPLE THROUGH
AGAIN TO FIND OUT IF THE PATIENT
WAS PREGNANT.
 EVE: OH. RIGHT.
AND?
 TECHNICIAN: SHE'S NOT.
IT'S JUST AS WELL.
THIS LADY MAY NOT BE IN THE BEST
OF HEALTH.
 EVE: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
 TECHNICIAN: WELL, LOOK WHAT
TURNED UP WHEN WE RAN THE C.B.C.
 ALICE: SURPRISE!
 ELLEN: MOTHER.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
 ALICE: CHECKING ON THE PLACE.
 ELLEN: YOU AR THAT?
SHE COMES TO SEE THE BUILDING,
NOT ME.
 ALICE: AND WHY WOULD I BOTHER
TO CHECK IN ON A DAUGHTER WHO
DOESN'T EVEN INTRODUCE ME
TO HER FRIENDS?
 ELLEN: GIVE A PERSON
A CHANCE, MOTHER.
THIS IS SEBASTIAN DUPREE.
SEBASTIAN, MY ORNERY MOTHER,
ALICE.
 SEBASTIAN: WELL, IT'S NICE
TO MEET YOU.
AND YOU SAID GOOD LOOKS CAME
FROM YOUR FATHER.
 ALICE: THANK YOU.
 SEBASTIAN: YOU'RE WELCOME.
 ELLEN: SEBASTIAN IS A FRIEND
FROM NEW ORLEANS AND HE'LL BE
STAYING HERE WHILE HE
RECUPERATES FROM SURGERY.
YOU KNOW, SEBASTIAN,
YOU'RE LOOKING TIRED.
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A SEAT.
 SEBASTIAN: YEAH.
 ELLEN: AND I'LL GET
YOU SOMETHING TO DRINK.
 ALICE: ELLEN KEEPS IT WARM
IN HERE.
I'LL CRACK THE WINDOW.
 SEBASTIAN: THANK YOU.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
 COURTNEY: HELLO?
 FRANK: GUESS WHERE RAMSEY IS.
 COURTNEY: WHERE?
 FRANK: FERNCLIFF.
 COURTNEY: VISITING JULIE
AGAIN?
 FRANK: WHAT IF HE'S TALKING
TO HER ABOUT THE MONEY
WE DRAINED FROM THE MARCIA
COOPER ACCOUNT?
HE MIGHT'VE PUT THE PIECES
TOGETHER.
 COURTNEY: FRANK, RELAX.
I FOUND SOMETHING THAT MAY MAKE
YOU FEEL A WHOLE LOT BETTER.
I'LL MEET YOU AT THE RECOVERY
ROOM WHEN I FINISH HERE.
BYE.
 CHRIS: I HAD A RUN-IN
WITH YOUR GUARDIAN.
 JULIE: OH?
 CHRIS: LEE BALDWIN IS
FUSING TO DRAW UP PAPERS
HONORING OUR AGREEMENT.
 JULIE: I TRIED TO CONVINCE
HIM THAT YOU DESERVED HALF
THE PROCEEDS FROM MY FATHER'S
PATENT, BUT HE WOULDN'T LISTEN.
 CHRIS: YEAH, WELL,
YOU LISTEN -- IF YOU CAN'T GET
LEE BALDWIN TO YANK THAT STICK
OUT OF HIS REAR END AND GRANT ME
PART OWNERSHIP OF DADDY'S
PATENT, THEN I SUGGEST YOU FIND
YOURSELF ANOTHER GUARDIAN.
 JULIE: AND IF I DON'T?
 CHRIS: I'M NOT GOING
TO SMUGGLE YOUR BABY OUT OF THIS
PLACE UNLESS I GET MY CUT
OF THE DL-56 FORTUNE.
SO YOU EITHER GUARANTEE ME
MY SHARE OR YOU CAN WAVE BYE-BYE
TO YOUR LITTLE BUNDLE OF JOY
FOR GOOD.
DOES YOUR SKIN CARE PRODUCT
OFFER INCOMPLETE CARE ?
MOST DO.  EVEN SOME NEW ONES
DON'T OFFER EVERYTHING
YOUR SKIN NEEDS MOST.
NOW, HAVE IT ALL.
INTRODUCING...
DAILY PROTECTION AGAINST
UVA AND UVB RAYS,

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MOISTURE IN ONE
COMPLETE PRODUCT.
NOT SOME OF WHAT YOU NEED
SOME OF THE TIME--
THIS ONE HAS IT ALL.
 ELLEN: SEBASTIAN IS SLEEPING.
 ALICE: COME.
PUT YOUR FEET UP AND HAVE
SOME TEA.
 ELLEN: UH-OH.
 ALICE: WHAT?
 ELLEN: YOU ALWAYS DO THIS
WHEN YOU WANT TO PUMP ME
FOR INFORMATION.
 ALICE: WHAT AM I, THE C.I.A.?
 ELLEN: FOR ALL I KNOW,
YOU COULD BE.
HOWEVER, YOU MAKE A GREAT CUP
OF TEA, SO I FORGIVE YOU.
AND, YES,
MATT AND I HAVE BROKEN UP.
 ALICE: I KNOW.
HE RETURNED THIS.
 ELLEN: IT HAS ALL
HAPPENED SO FAST, I -- I DON'T
KNOW WHERE THINGS WENT WRONG.
ALL I DID WAS ASK MATT
FOR A LITTLE TIME.
SEBASTIAN DOES NOT HAVE LONG,
MOTHER.
 ALICE: YOU CAN'T ASK PEOPLE
TO PUT THEIR LIVES ON HOLD,
ELLEN.
TO YOU IT MIGHT SEEM LIKE
A REASONABLE REQUEST,
BUT FRANKLY, FROM WHERE I SIT,
IT SOUNDS SELFISH.
 ELLEN: SELFISH?
MOTHER, I'M SACRIFICING
MY RELATIONSHIP WITH MATT
TO HELP A SICK FRIEND.
 ALICE: DO YOU LOVE MATT?
 ELLEN: OF COURSE.
BUT SEBASTIAN IS DYING.
 ALICE: DO YOU LOVE SEBASTIAN?
 ELLEN: I FEEL A DEEP
CONNECTION TO HIM.
 ALICE: ELLEN, THOSE ARE
EXACTLY THE WORDS YOU USED
TO DESCRIBE YOUR FEELINGS
FOR MATT WHEN YOU FIRST BECAME
A COUPLE.
 ELLEN: I DON'T
REMEMBER THAT.
 ALICE: WELL, I DO.
DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE
YOUR FEELINGS FOR SEBASTIAN ARE
ANYTHING LIKE YOUR FEELINGS
FOR MATT?
 ELLEN: OF COURSE NOT.
BUT I DO FEEL A GREAT DEAL
FOR SEBASTIAN.
 ALICE: HONEY,,I BELIEVE
HAVING A SICK MAN IN YOUR LIFE
IS CAUSING YOU A GREAT DEAL
OF CONFUSION.
 ELLEN: CONFUSION ABOUT WHAT?
 ALICE: YOU MAY BE USING
SEBASTIAN TO RELIVE THE TIME
YOU HAD WITH SAM.
 ELLEN: THAT'S ABSURD.
 ALICE: THINK ABOUT IT.
YOUR HUSBAND DIED VERY SUDDENLY.
YOU HAD NO TIME TO SAY GOOD-BYE.
NOW, WITH SEBASTIAN, YOU KNOW
THE END IS NEAR.
IT'S A CHANCE FOR YOU TO MAKE UP
FOR THE TIME YOU LOST.
 ELLEN: MOTHER, I CARE ABOUT
SEBASTIAN BECAUSE OF WHO HE IS.
IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SAM'S
DEATH.
 ALICE: I'M ONLY SUGGESTING
THAT YOU SLOW DOWN AND THINK
THIS SITUATION THROUGH.
 ELLEN: THAT REQUIRES
SOMETHING I DON'T HAVE
THE LUXURY OF -- TIME.
 EVE: HEY, MATT.
HOW'SIT GOING?
 MATT: WELL, I JUST RETURNED
THE KEY TO ELLEN'S APARTMENT.
HOW DO YOU THINK I'M DOING?
 EVE: OH, SORRY.
 MATT: WELL, C'EST LA VIE.
 EVE: YOU KNOW, I NEVER
SHOULD'VE TOLD YOU THAT
SEBASTIAN WANTED TO TAKE ELLEN
TO NEW ORLEANS.
 MATT: WELL, I WOULD'VE FOUND
OUT SOONER OR LATER, EVE.
 EVE: I KNOW.
BUT I STILL REMEMBER WHAT IT
FELT LIKE WHEN SCOTT AND I BROKE
UP, AND IT'S NOTHING THAT I'D
WANT YOU TO GO THROUGH.
IT'S AWFUL.
 MATT: YEAH, YOU GOT THAT
RIGHT.
IN FACT, I COULD USE
A DISTRACTION ABOUT RIGHT NOW.
ANYBODY AROUND HERE NEED A HEART
TRANSPLANT?
 EVE: NOT THAT I KNOW OF.
 MATT: NO?
 EVE: HOWEVER,
I MAY BE ABLE TO KEEP YOU BUSY
WITH SOME SYMPTOMS OF MY OWN.
 MATT: WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
 EVE: OCCASIONAL DIZZISS,
FAINTING, FATIGUE.
 MATT: YOU MISSING PERIODS?
 EVE: HAD THE PREGNANCY TEST.
I'm not.
 MATT: HOW ABOUT HEART
PALPITATIONS?
 EVE: NO. UH-UH.
HOWEVER, I DO HAVE AN ELEVATED
WHITE BLOOD CELL COUNT.
 MATT: UH --
HAVE YOU HAD ANY RECENT EAR
INFECTIONS OR COUGHING,
UPPER RESPIRATORY STUFF?
 EVE: NO.
NEGATIVE TO ALL OF THE ABOVE.
 MATT: ANY OTHER SYMPTOMS?
 EVE: ONE.
I JUST STARTED HAVING TERRIBLE
STOMACH CRAMPS.
MATT, WHAT'S GOING ON?
 COURTNEY: COME HERE.
COME HERE.
 FRANK: WHOA.
WATCH IT, WILL YOU?
PEOPLE ARE STARING.
 COURTNEY: I'M SORRY,
I'M SORRY.
I COULDN'T CONTROL MYSELF.
 FRANK: ALL RIGHT, LET ME
HAVE IT.
WHAT HAS MADE YOU SO HYPER?
 COURTNEY: OK.
I FOUND A LETTER FROM LANCE
PHARMACEUTICAL.
CHRIS' PATENT FOR DL-56
WAS DENIED.
NOBODY KNEW, BUT BENNETT DEVLIN
APPLIED FOR THE PATENT FIRST
AND THEY GAVE IT TO HIM.
OK, AND THIS IS THE BEST PART --
THIS IS REALLY GOOD --
LANCE WANTS BACK ALL THE MONEY
IT PAID CHRIS!
 FRANK: RAMSEY'S IN TROUBLE.
 COURTNEY: YEAH, ISN'T IT
GREAT?
FOR ALL HIS SCREWING PEOPLE
OVER, CHRIS WILL NOT SEE
A DIME'S WORTH OF PROFIT.
HEY, FRANK, WHY AREN'T
YOU SMILING?
COME ON.
 FRANK: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
I'M JUST TRYING TO FIGURE
THIS OUT.
THAT MAY BE WHY HE'S
AT FERNCLIFF TONIGHT.
JULIE MUST BE THE ONE WHO
CONTROLS THE PATENT NOW.
 COURTNEY: SO YOU THINK CHRIS
WOULD TRY AND SCAM JULIE TO GET
THE MONEY FROM HER?
 FRANK: WHAT IS CHRIS RAMSEY
UP TO?
 CHRIS: LOOK, DUMP LEE BALDWIN
AND REPLACE HIM WITH
A USER-FRIENDLY ATTORNEY --
MINE.
 JULIE: LEE BALDWIN IS
ASSIGNED TO ME BY THE COURT.
HOW AM I GOING TO CONVINCE
A JUDGE TO GIVE ME A NEW
GUARDIAN?
 CHRIS: GUESS YOU'RE UP
THE PROVERBIAL CREEK
WITHOUT A PADDLE, JULIE.
IT WAS NICE NEARLY DOING
BUSINESS WITH YOU.
BYE-BYE, JUNIOR.
 JULIE: HOLD IT.
I HAVE AN IDEA.
 CHRIS: WELL, I WAS HOPING
YOU MIGHT SAY THAT.
 JULIE: YOU CARED FOR ME ONCE.
 CHRIS: SO?
 JULIE: DUST OFF YOUR TUXEDO,
HANDSOME.
I'LL MEET YOU AT THE ALTAR.
WE'RE GETTING MARRIED.