pc april 15 1999 LUCY: OH, GOOD GRIEF. SCOTT: OH, LUCY. LUCY: OK, SO, DO YOU THINK JOAN CARTER WILL BE THE ONE TO INTERVIEW ME? SCOTT: YEAH. I DON'T KNOW. LUCY: OK. THAT'S OK. THAT'S OK. I'M GOING TO WEAR MY HAIR UP, I THINK. UP IS GOOD BECAUSE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ARE GOING TO SEE THIS, AND THIS IS THE PERFECT CHANCE TO IMPROVE THE IMAGE OF THE ENTIRE SERENA LINE, RIGHT? SCOTT: HAIR DOWN. LUCY: NO, UP. SCOTT: DOWN. LUCY: UP. SCOTT: WHATEVER. NOW, LOOK, I GOT TO GO MEET THIS GUY THAT'S GOT THE PROOF THAT BORDISSO SET US UP. I GOT TO BE THERE IN 10 MINUTES. LUCY: OK. YOU BETTER GO. SCOTT: ALL RIGHT. LUCY: OK. WAIT, WAIT. ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY SURE THAT THIS CONTACT OF YOURS HAS PROOF THAT D.V. OWNED THE PLANT THAT USED CHILD LABOR? SCOTT: THAT'S WHAT HE SAID. LUCY: OK, GOOD. THEN IT'S A GREAT DAY BECAUSE I'M GOING TO DEBUT MY NEW DRESS FOR THE SERENA LINE, AND WE'RE GOING TO STICK IT TO THAT LOWLIFE BORDISSO. SO THIS IS GOING GREAT! SCOTT: ALL RIGHT. SEE YOU. LUCY: OK. SEE YOU. WAIT! COME HERE. OK. NOW YOU CAN GO. SCOTT: OK. LUCY: OK, GO. SCOTT: HAIR DOWN. LUCY: DOWN. NO, UP, UP. I'M GOING TO WEAR IT UP. WOMAN: MS. COE? LUCY: OH! OH, MY GOODNESS. SCOTT: FOR HEAVEN'S SAKES, LUCY. LUCY: OH, WHAT A MESS. OH! IT'S HOT, HOT! HOT, HOT, HOT! WOMAN: I'M SO SORRY. YOU WANT ME TO HELP YOU CLEAN THAT UP? LUCY: NO, NO, NO. IT'S OK. LISTEN, I'M NOT ACTUALLY WEARING THIS OUTFIT FOR THE INTERVIEW, SO IT'S OK. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. WOMAN: TAPING STARTS IN ABOUT AN HOUR. I AM REALLY, REALLY SORRY ABOUT THE SUIT. LUCY: OK. IT'S REALLY, REALLY OK. SCOTT: ALL RIGHT, LOOK, I GOT AN HOUR TO GET THE GOODS AND THEN GET BACK HERE. ARE YOU GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT? LUCY: YEAH. I'LL BE JUST FINE. YOU GO. SCOTT: OK. ALL RIGHT. LUCY: OK. OK. GOOD LUCK. OH, GOODNESS SAKE. LOOK AT ME. OK, LUCY, DEEP BREATH. GOOD EVENING. TONIGHT, I AM HERE TO REFUTE A HORRIBLE -- MAKE THAT DISGUSTING, APPALLING UNTRUTH. AND I HAVE THE DOCUMENTATION RIGHT HERE TO PROVE IT. AND, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO BE AS SHOCKED AS I WAS TO FIND OUT THAT THIS IS ABOUT A VERY PROMINENT BUSINESSMAN -- [KNOCK ON DOOR] LUCY: IT'S NOT TIME. IT'S NOT BEEN AN HOUR. I'M NOT READY. I'M NOT READY. IT'S NOT AN HOUR. D.V.: LUCY. LITTLE ACCIDENT? LUCY: THAT IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? D.V.: WE HAVE A FEW THINGS TO DISCUSS BEFORE YOUR TAPING. LUCY: NO. ACTUALLY, WE DON'T. D.V.: YOU'D BE WISE TO HEAR ME OUT. SEBASTIAN: READY TO PARTY? ELLEN: HEY. ENOUGH OF THIS LYING AROUND STUFF. SEBASTIAN: WHERE DO I SIGN UP FOR THE CONGA LINE? ELLEN: HOW'S YOUR HEART? SEBASTIAN: WHICH ANSWER DO YOU WANT? ELLEN: WHICH ANSWER DO YOU WANT TO GIVE? SEBASTIAN: MY HEART IS FULL, ELLEN. ELLEN: HOW E YOU FEELING PHYSICALLY? SEBASTIAN: LIKE I'VE BEEN PARTYING AT MARDI GRAS WITH A HUGE ELEPHANT ON MY CHEST. ELLEN: WELL, THEY HAD TO SAW THROUGH THE BONE AND MUSCLE IN YOUR CHEST TO GET TO YOUR HEART. SO FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS, YOU'RE GOING TO BE VERY SORE. SEBASTIAN: BUT THE SURGERY DIDN'T BUY US ANY MORE TIME, DID IT? ELLEN: I WISH IT HAD. SEBASTIAN: THE CHANCES WERE SLIM THAT I WOULD EVEN MAKE IT THROUGH THE SURGERY. BUT I'M STILL HERE. I'M READY TO PARTY. ELLEN: THAT'S RIGHT. YOU ARE STILL HERE. SEBASTIAN: AND SO ARE YOU. SEBASTIAN: WHICH MAKES ME FEEL BETTER ALREADY. [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY NCI'S CORPORATE PARTNERS] [KNOCK ON DOOR] ELLEN: COME IN. MATT: NICE DIGS. ELLEN: I THOUGHT I'D LIVEN UP THE PLACE A BIT -- MATT: LISTEN, THE NURSE MADE A NOTE THAT YOU'VE BEEN SLEEPING OFF AND ON THROUGHOUT THE DAY. SEBASTIAN: I GET TIRED PRETTY EASILY. MATT: WELL, THAT'S NORMAL FOR THIS KIND OF SURGERY. SEBASTIAN: YEAH. EVEN WHEN I'M AWAKE, I'M GROGGY. MATT: WELL, THE PAIN MEDICATION THAT YOU'RE ON HAS THAT EFFECT. WE CAN TRY SWITCHING YOU TO SOMETHING ELSE. LOOKS LIKE YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE IS BACK TO NORMAL. SO THAT'S GOOD NEWS. SEBASTIAN: HOW LOW WAS IT? MATT: IT WAS PRETTY LOW. YOUR HEART HAD TO BE STOPPED FOR THE SURGERY IN ORDER TO COMPLETE THE GRAFTS. SEBASTIAN: YES. MY DOCTOR BACK IN NEW ORLEANS EXPLAINED TO ME HOW THAT PROCEDURE WORKS. HE DIDN'T THINK I WOULD LIVE THROUGH IT. MATT: YOU ALMOST DIDN'T. BUT WE WERE LUCKY. ELLEN: MATT NOTICED A SECOND AORTIC TEAR FORMED DURING SURGERY AND SUTURED THE LEAK. HE SAVED YOUR LIFE. SEBASTIAN: YOU KNOW, I'VE SAID THIS BEFORE, AND I DON'T THINK YOU CAN THANK A PERSON TOO MANY TIMES ABOUT SAVING YOUR LIFE, BUT, MATT, I REALLY -- MATT: WELL, LISTEN, YOU'RE THE PATIENT, I'M THE DOCTOR. THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT. NOW, YOU NEED YOUR REST, AND I'VE REACHED MY PRAISE QUOTA FOR THE WEEK. ANY MORE QUESTIONS? SEBASTIAN: NO, I THINK THAT COVERS IT. MATT: GREAT. SEBASTIAN: COULD THAT HAVE BEEN MORE AWKWARD? ELLEN: NO. SEBASTIAN: I GUESS THERE'S NO NEED TO ASK HOW HE TOOK THE NEWS ABOUT YOU COMING WITH ME TO NEW ORLEANS. ELLEN: HE SAID HE WOULDN'T BE WAITING FOR ME WHEN I GOT BACK. SEBASTIAN: ELLEN, IF YOU WANT TO RECONSIDER -- ELLEN: I DON'T WANT TO RECONSIDER. SEBASTIAN: MAYBE IT'S TIME FOR US TO BE REALISTIC. ELLEN: I DON'T WANT TO BE REALISTIC. FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE, I DON'T WANT TO BE REALISTIC. NOT YET. SEBASTIAN: SWEETHEART, I CAME HERE TO FIND YOU, NOT TO HURT YOU. ELLEN: I KNOW THAT. AND SO DOES MATT. SEBASTIAN: BUT? ELLEN: BUT NOTHING. YOU AND I DECIDED TO SPEND THIS TIME TOGETHER. AND THAT'S WHAT I WANT US TO DO. D.V.: YOU DON'T MIND IF I HELP MYSELF, DO YOU? LUCY: WHY NOT? YOU'VE HELPED YOURSELF TO EVERYTHING ELSE IN MY LIFE -- MY REPUTATION, MY COMPANY, EVERYTHING. D.V.: NOW, NOW, NOW. HOLD ON. I DIDN'T COME HERE TO FIGHT. LUCY: LOOK, I AM NOT INTERESTED IN ANYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY. D.V.: DON'T BE TOO HASTY. LUCY: I HAVE THINGS TO DO HERE. I HAVE PLAS TO GO, PEOPLE TO BE INTERVIEWED BY. D.V.: YES, AND ME TO BLAME. LUCY: JUST LEAVE NOW. D.V.: LUCY, THINK BEFORE YOU ACT. LUCY: ARE YOU TRYING TO INTIMIDATE ME? IS THAT IT, MR. D.V. DAVID "LIAR, CHEAT" BORDISSO? D.V.: LUCY, IF YOU GO ON TELEVISION AND DAMAGE MY REPUTATION, I'LL SQUASH YOU. LUCY: YOU'LL SQUASH ME. D.V.: YES. LIKE A BUG. LUCY: OOH. I AM SHAKING IN MY PRADA SHOES. D.V.: JUST THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW. LUCY: OH. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW, THAT YOU ARE THE EXTERMINATOR, YOU'RE TRYING TO EXTERMINATE ME? D.V.: THAT YOU'LL BE MAKING MORE TROUBLE FOR YOURSELF THAN FOR ME. LUCY: UH-HUH. AM I SCARED? D.V.: DON'T BE STUPID. LUCY: YOU DON'T KNOW ME VERY WELL. THAT'S ONE THING I'VE NEVER BEEN IS STUPID. NOW, GOODY. GUESS WHAT. IT'S TIME TO DO MY GOOD DEED. I AM GOING TO EXPOSE YOU FOR EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE. SO GO. D.V.: I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING. LUCY: OH, YOU HAVEN'T? REALLY? HOW ABOUT TRYING TO SQUEEZE SCOTT AND ME OUT OF THE BUSINESS JUST BECAUSE YOU CANNOT COMPETE WITH MY DESIGNS? D.V.: YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU'RE MESSING WITH. LUCY: RIGHT BACK AT YOU. YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU ARE MESSING WITH. YOUR PITIFUL LITTLE DRESSES PALE IN COMPARISON TO MY SERENA LINE. D.V.: GET OUT OF THE FASHION BUSINESS, LUCY. LUCY: NAH. D.V.: ALL RIGHT. IF IT'S A FIGHT TO THE FINISH YOU WANT, YOU'VE GOT ONE. LUCY: OK. GOOD. GOOD. FINE. FINE. BUT I HAPPEN TO KNOW THAT YOU WON'T DO ANYTHING TO ME BECAUSE I HAPPEN TO KNOW WHAT WENT ON BETWEEN YOU AND EVE. D.V.: IS THAT SO? LUCY: YES, THAT'S EXACTLY SO. IN FACT, I ALSO KNOW SHE REGRETTED EVERY MINUTE OF IT AND SHE ABSOLUTELY ABHORS YOU. D.V.: NICE TRY. LUCY: I'M NOT BLUFFING. D.V.: YES, YOU ARE. LUCY: NO, I'M NOT. SO WHY DON'T YOU, D.V., WATCH ME ON TV, AND YOU CAN SEE JUST HOW MUCH I'M BLUFFING. SCOTT: HELLO? DELAYED? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, DELAYED? WHY? LISTEN, TELL YOUR GIRLFRIEND THAT YOU'LL PICK THAT STUFF UP FOR HER LATER -- LISTEN TO ME, YOU IDIOT. YOU GET OVER HERE, AND YOU GET OVER HERE IN 10 MINUTES. YOU UNDERSTAND? GOOD-BYE. GETTING THOSE URBAN COWBOYS ON HORSES WAS TRYING ENOUGH. AND YOU THROW IN SOME SERIOUS CHILI-- WE'RE TALKING MAJOR HEARTBURN. WE WERE WAY OUT THERE WHEN THIS COWBOY HE PULLS THIS ZANTAC 75 OUT OF HIS SADDLEBAG. I SAID, "WHAT ARE YOU, A ZANTAC SALESMAN?" HE SAID, "NO... I'M A DOCTOR." THE MEDICINE IN ZANTAC 75 IS THE #1 DOCTOR-PRESCRIBED ACID REDUCER. IT RELIEVES EVEN YOUR TOUGHEST HEARTBURN CONTROLLING ACID FOR UP TO 12 HOURS. HATS OFF TO YOU, DOC. ZANTAC 75 FOR TOUGH HEARTBURN. WHEN I BITE INTO A YORK PEPPERMINT PATTIE, I GET THE SENSATION THAT I'M RIDING ON A CHAIR LIFT IN THE SWISS ALPS... THE CRISP AIR RUSHING BY ME ON MY WAY TO THE SNOWY PEAKS! YORK PEPPERMINT PATTIE. GET THE SENSATION.  LUCY: SCOTT. OH, SCOTT, YOU GOT TO BE HERE. IT'S ALMOST TIME. WHERE ARE YOU, SCOTT? OK. ONE MORE TIME. LET'S TRY HIM ONE MORE TIME. BUSY. IT'S STILL BUSY. SOMETHING'S WRONG. SOMETHING IS VERY, VERY WRONG. NO. NO, LUCY. TAKE A DEEP BREATH. NOTHING IS WRONG. I'M NOT GOING TO LET ANYTHING GO WRONG. EVERYTHING IS GOING TO GO VERY RIGHT. OK. RELAX. DAVID BORDISSO. DAVID BORDISSO AND EVE. WHAT COULD BE GOING ON WITH THOSE TWO? WHAT, WHAT, WHAT? [KNOCK ON DOOR] WOMAN: SHOWTIME. LUCY: OH. UH -- NO, NO. COULD WE JUST WAIT? I NEED TO WAIT FOR MY PARTNER. JUST A LITTLE MINUTE. WOMAN: IT'S NOW OR NEVER. LUCY: NO, THAT JUST DOESN'T WORK FOR ME. SEE, I DON'T REALLY LIKE BEING AT THE BEGINNING. I'D RATHER BE AT THE END OR MAYBE THE MIDDLE, THEN I CAN WAIT FOR MY PARTNER AND DO WHAT I NEED TO DO. WOMAN: NO CAN DO. OUR OTHER GUESTS ARE UNDER TIME CONSTRAINTS AS WELL. DO YOU WANT TO GO ON OR NOT? LUCY: OH, YES. OH, OF COURSE I DO. THANK YOU. WOMAN: GOOD. YOU KNOW WHAT? I'LL SEE YOU ONSTAGE. LUCY: YEAH, YEAH. WOMAN: THE SPILL WAS ALL MY FAULT. OK. HERE IS THE COFFEE STAIN. GET THIS TO THE CLEANERS AND BACK ASAP, BEFORE THE INTERVIEW IS OVER. IT'LL BE A NICE SURPRISE FOR HER. OK? GO. HUSTLE. LUCY: MY GOAL IS TO BRING ROMANCE BACK INTO PEOPLE'S LIVES. YOU KNOW, I THINK SOMETIMES THE SPARK NEEDS TO BE REKINDLED BECAUSE WE LOSE IT IN JUST THE DAY-TO-DAY BUSINESS OF LIFE. WOMAN: THAT IS CERTAINLY AN ALTRUISTIC MISSION. LUCY: WELL, SPREADING LOVE IS KIND OF THE MAGICAL, FANTASTIC, WONDERFUL PURPOSE OF MY DRESS LINE. WOMAN: AND I GOT TO TELL YOU, IT'S EXQUISITE. THERE'S NO DOUBT ABOUT THIS. IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DRESS. LUCY: WELL, THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. I HAVE TO TELL YOU, EVERY STITCH WAS MADE WITH A LABOR OF LOVE -- PUN INTENDED. WOMAN: WELL, YOUR ENTHUSIASM CERTAINLY SHOWS THROUGH. LUCY: WELL, THANK YOU AGAIN. I DIDN'T REALLY JUST WANT TO DO A DRESS LINE, YOU KNOW, MAKE A SIMPLE FASHION STATEMENT. I WANTED TO MAKE A LIFESTYLE STATEMENT. I WANTED TO BRING FANTASY AND MYSTERY AND ROMANCE AND LOVE INTO PEOPLE'S LIVES. WOMAN: LUCY, WHAT ABOUT THE LIFESTYLE OF CHILD LABORERS? LUCY: I WOULD NEVER, EVER, EVER USE UNDERAGE LABORERS. WOMAN: REALLY? THAT'S NOT WHAT THE NEWSPAPERS REPORTED. IN FACT, IT'S BEEN WIDELY PUBLICIZED THAT YOU USED CHILD WORKERS TO MANUFACTURE THE VERY FIRST DRESS IN YOUR LINE. LUCY: YES, I WILL ACKNOWLEDGE THAT IS TRUE. IT DID COME OUT THAT WAY. BUT I HAVE TO TELL YOU, THE NEWSPAPERS ONLY PUBLISHED HALF THE TRUTH. WOMAN: OK. CARE TO ELABORATE? LUCY: YES, I WOULD. THANK YOU. I HAD ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA THAT MY CLOTHING LINE WAS BEING MANUFACTURED BY CHILDREN OVERSEAS. I FOUND OUT ABOUT IT JUST THE SAME TIME THAT EVERYBODY ELSE DID, AND I WAS JUST AS SHOCKED BY IT. WOMAN: BUT, LUCY, HOW COULD SOMEONE WITH YOUR SAVVY BE SO UNAWARE? LUCY: IT'S VERY SIMPLE. I WAS LIED TO. I MADE A DEAL WITH A PERSON I THOUGHT I COULD TRUST. I THOUGHT THIS MAN WAS VERY RELIABLE AND HONORABLE. AND I THINK A LOT OF OTHER PEOPLE BELIEVE THAT ABOUT THIS MAN, TOO. BUT I HAVE TO TELL YOU, THIS PERSON IS ROTTEN TO HIS CORE. WOMAN: AND WHO MIGHT THIS PERSON BE? LUCY: DAVID BORDISSO. WOMAN: THE DAVID BORDISSO? LUCY: YES. THE DAVID BORDISSO, WHO LED ME TO BELIEVE THAT MY CLOTHING WAS GOING TO BE MANUFACTURED IN THE UNITED STATES WITH UNION LABOR. WOMAN: OF COURSE, YOU WOULD HAVE NO REASON TO DOUBT THAT. LUCY: NO, I WOULD HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO REASON BECAUSE I TRUSTED HIM. HE WAS SO KIND, VERY ENCOURAGING, AND HE WAS COMPLETELY RELIABLE AND VERY BELIEVABLE. WOMAN: BUT WHY WOULD SOMEBODY OF DAVID BORDISSO'S STATURE -- WHAT WOULD HE HAVE TO GAIN FROM THIS? LUCY: BECAUSE MR. BORDISSO WAS COMING OUT WITH HIS OWN LINE OF HISTORICALLY BASED CLOTHING. IN FACT, I HAVE TO BE VERY HONEST WITH YOU HERE. IT'S A COMPLETELY INFERIOR LINE. AND HE FOUND OUT THAT MY SERENA LINE WAS GOING TO COME OUT, AND HE WANTED IT, AND SO HE STOLE IT. AND HE LAUNCHED THIS WHOLE HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE LABOR SCANDAL AGAINST US. WOMAN: SO YOU'RE CLAIMING THAT DAVID BORDISSO FARMED YOUR WORK OVERSEAS WITHOUT TELLING YOU? LUCY: YES. PRECISELY. WOMAN: LUCY, THAT'S QUITE AN ACCUSATION. LUCY: I WOULDN'T MAKE IT IF IT WEREN'T TRUE. WOMAN: DO YOU HAVE PROOF? LUCY: I AM EXPECTING THE EVIDENCE MOMENTARILY. SCOTT: WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN? MAN: TRAFFIC. SCOTT: WELL, NOW IT'S TOO LATE FOR ME TO GET THIS ON TELEVISION. MAN: YEAH, WELL, AT LEAST I GOT YOU THE STUFF. SCOTT: YEAH, WELL, IS IT LEGIT? MAN: IT'S ALL THERE. DON'T WORRY. SCOTT: EVERYTHING IS THERE? MAN: EVERY I IS DOTTED, AND EVERY T IS CROSSED. SCOTT: GIVE IT TO ME. MAN: WELL, PAY UP. SCOTT: I SHOULDN'T PAY YOU A DIME. MAN: HEY, WE HAD A DEAL. SCOTT: WE HAD A DEAL ABOUT AN HOUR AGO! MAN: WELL, I TOLD YOU -- TRAFFIC. SCOTT: OH, OH -- WHILE SOME FOLKS COULDN'T SLEEP, YOU WERE PEACEFULLY SLEEPING, THANKS TO NEW SIMPLY SLEEP, FROM THE MAKERS OF TYLENOL PM. IT'S NON-HABIT FORMING... AND EASES YOU INTO A RESTFUL NIGHT'S SLEEP. NEW SIMPLY SLEEP. ü I'M THROWIN' MY MASCARA OUTTA THE DOOR ü ü I AIN'T GONNA SMUDGE NO MORE ü [ Announcer ] THIS TIME, IT'S GONNA BE DIFFERENT. HONEST. COVER GIRL TOOK ITS BEST MASCARAS AND MADE 'EM SMUDGE-PROOF WITH CLEAN LOOK ! AMAZING NEW TECHNOLOGY. SO IT STAYS IN PLACE. NOT ON YOUR FACE. SMEAR-PROOF. RUB-PROOF. AND SMUDGES, HUH ! POOF ! ü NO MORE SMUDGES WHAT A BEAUTIFUL WORLD ü ü IT'S SO EASY BREEZY, BEAUTIFUL, COVER GIRL üü 8 H SEBASTIAN: LET ME GUESS -- YOU BOUGHT ME P.J.s SO I WOULDN'T HAVE TO WEAR THIS UGLY HOSPITAL GOWN ANYMORE. ELLEN: WRONG. SEBASTIAN: MY TOOTHBRUSH? ELLEN: NOPE. SEBASTIAN: I GIVE UP. WHAT DID YOU BRING ME? ELLEN: MY TOOTHBRUSH. SEBASTIAN: WHAT, ARE YOU MOVING IN? ELLEN: YES. SEBASTIAN: I WAS JUST KIDDING. ELLEN: I'M NOT. SEBASTIAN: YOU KNOW, I REALLY APPRECIATE WHAT YOU'RE DOING, BUT -- ELLEN: YOU KNOW, JUST SAVE YOUR BREATH. I'M MOVING IN. DOCTOR'S ORDERS. SEBASTIAN: YES, MA'AM. ELLEN: VOILA! SEBASTIAN: THIS IS A NEW ORLEANS KING CAKE. OH. OH, MY -- MY HEART. ELLEN: THAT'S NOT CUTE. SEBASTIAN: WHERE DID YOU GET THIS? ELLEN: MARLA'S MUNCHIES. SEBASTIAN: WELL, MARDI GRAS IS OVER. ELLEN: OH, WELL, I REALIZE THAT THE KING CAKE IS USUALLY SERVED ONLY DURING THE WEEKS LEADING UP TO THE FESTIVITIES. BUT I FIGURED, UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES -- SEBASTIAN: MMM. ELLEN: MMM. SEBASTIAN: MY MOTHER USED TO BAKE THESE. ELLEN: AH. THEN YOU REALIZE THAT THE PERSON WHO GETS THE PIECE WITH THE MARDI GRAS DOLL IN IT HAS TO THROW THE PARTY FOR NEXT YEAR. SEBASTIAN: OF COURSE. ELLEN: HERE YOU GO. SEBASTIAN: OH. YOU RIGGED IT. ELLEN: MOI? SEBASTIAN: VOUS. MY MOM USED TO DO THIS, TOO. ELLEN: WELL, I GUESS THIS MEANS YOU'RE GOING TO BE STICKING AROUND FOR ANOTHER YEAR. SEBASTIAN: I GUESS SO. ELLEN: I'M HOLDING YOU TO THAT. MATT: I'M TAKING MYSELF OFF THE SEBASTIAN DUPREE CASE. MARK: IS THERE A PROBLEM? MATT: YES. IT'S PERSONAL. MARK: MATT, A DOCTOR SHOULDN'T ALLOW HIS PERSONAL LIFE TO AFFECT HIS WORK. MATT: IN THIS PARTICULAR CASE, I BELIEVE IT'S FOR THE BEST FOR THE PATIENT. MARK: ALL RIGHT. HOW SOON DO U WANT MY ANSWER? MATT: THIS IS NOT A REQUEST. I'M INFORMING YOU. I'M OFF THE CASE. WOMAN: WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU REMOVE A GUEST'S CLOTHING WITHOUT ASKING FIRST? LUCY: WELL, YOU KNOW, I'M PLEASED. THANK YOU. I THOUGHT IT WENT WELL. WHAT'S WRONG? WOMA YOUR CLOTHES -- SECOND WOMAN: LUCY, THERE'S BEEN THIS LITTLE MISHAP. SEEMS THAT YOUR CLOTHES -- YOUR CLOTHES WERE SENT TO THE CLEANERS. LUCY: OH, WELL, THAT'S GREAT. SO THEY'RE GOING TO BE BACK ANY MINUTE, RIGHT? WOMAN: UNFORTUNATELY, NO. THERE WAS A LITTLE MIXUP AT THE CLEANERS', AND YOUR CLOTHES HAVE BEEN TEMPORARILY MISPLACED. SECOND WOMAN: SEE, WE'RE GOING TO SEND SOMEONE TO BUY YOU A NEW OUTFIT. FIRST WOMAN: I'LL GO. I AM SO, SO, SO SORRY. LUCY: WELL, LISTEN, IT IS SO, SO, SO NOT A BIG DEAL. REALLY. I'LL JUST -- I'LL GO OUT WITH WHAT I HAVE ON. WOMAN: OH, NO, NO, NO, NO. PLEASE, LET ME HANDLE THIS. LUCY: REALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT? WOMAN: LOOK, IF YOU HAVE A FEW MINUTES -- LUCY: I DON'T HAVE A FEW MINUTES. I DON'T. SO I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I'M GOING TO DO. I GOING TO GO OUT THERE AND ADVERTISTHE SERENA LINE IN THE STREETS OF NEW YORK CITY. I'M GOING TO MODEL OUT THERE. HEY, WHAT BETTER WAY? WOMAN: YOU KNOW, YOU ARE SO POSITIVE. NO WONDER YOU'RE SO SUCCESSFUL. LOOK, LUCY, IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE I CAN DO FOR YOU? LUCY: YEAH. ACTUAL, THERE IS. DO YOU KNOW THE GUY I WAS WITH EARLIER, SCOTT BALDWIN? HE'S MY PARTNER. AND I NEED TO KNOW RIGHT AWAY IF ANYBODY HAS SEEN HIM OR HEARD FROM HIM, OK? WOMAN: OH. LUCY: LIKE NOW. THANKS. SCOTT: OH. HEY. HEY, YOU ALL RIGHT? MAN: I'LL LIVE. WHAT ABOUT YOU? YOU NEED AN AMBULANCE? SCOTT: NO. I DON'T THINK SO. MAN: YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO JUMPED US? SCOTT: I GOT A PRETTY GOOD IDEA, THOUGH. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE THEY COME BACK. MAN: WELL, THAT SOUNDS LIKE A WINNING PLAN TO ME. SCOTT: WAIT A SECOND, WAIT A SECOND. YOU GOT COPIES OF THE DOCUMENTS? MAN: SORRY, MAN. THOSE THINGS ARE HISTORY. SCOTT: DAMN IT.